1 | ->''"You used to be fun. Now you have a baby. "'' |
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3 | [[http://stfuparents.tumblr.com/ STFUParents]] was a {{blog}} dedicated to mocking parents who post TooMuchInformation about their children on Website/{{Facebook}}. It's still up, but hasn't updated since 2014. |
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6 | !! This blog provides examples of: |
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8 | * AmazinglyEmbarrassingParents: Once these children grow up, they will be very embarassed when their friends see the things their parents wrote on the internet about them. |
9 | * BabiesMakeEverythingBetter: Many of the parents have this mentality. |
10 | * ButICantBePregnant: There was one woman who was talking about how there's no way she could be pregnant. A few days later, a status saying "I preg". |
11 | * DaddyDNATest: There was one mother who was having a DNA testing party for the potential fathers of her child. |
12 | * DisgustingPublicToilet: There was one where a mother was bathing her poo covered baby in a public toilet. |
13 | * DotingParent: Most of the parents in this blog qualify, believing their children to be the most amazing things on the planet, to the point where they photograph their child's poo. |
14 | * GagCensor |
15 | * HandsOffParenting: Most parents on here let their children do whatever they want, with no rules or punishment for bad behaviour |
16 | * HippieParents: Quite a few appear on here. |
17 | * InsaneTrollLogic: What some parents use to justify themselves. |
18 | * ItsAllAboutMe: Mommyjacking -- where someone replies to a friend's status, turning it about them, their pregnancy, or their children. Especially awful when the persons status is about having cancer or a relative dying. |
19 | ** Though it's no less infuriating when a woman posts about a major life achievement such as [[http://stfuparents.tumblr.com/post/1276744517/mommyjacking-hey-congrats-on-the-whole-doctor becoming a doctor]] or [[http://stfuparents.tumblr.com/post/59490967155/mommyjacking-the-childfree-life being the youngest person to earn a doctorate in neuroscience from Stanford University]] (at ''21''). Or just being married 4 years and earning a master's degree in the meantime. There's also one very [[SarcasmMode lovely]] post where one mommyjacker tells her Army friend that being a mother is more stressful than, you know, ''being in the goddamn Army.'' |
20 | * JerkAss: [[http://stfuparents.tumblr.com/post/4191584514/vocabulary-this-submission-is-short-and-sweet-or Several]] parents and children who appear on the blog. |
21 | * LostMyAppetite: Most people do when reading something particularly disgusting, such as kids covered in poo, diaper explosions, and placentas. |
22 | * MamaBear: Used by mothers as an excuse to justify the most [[JerkAss jerkish]] of behaviors. |
23 | * MommasBoy: Some of the relationships between mothers and their sons featured here are rather creepy. |
24 | * MorningSickness: Described in great detail of course. |
25 | * MotherhoodIsSuperior: There are a lot of people featured in this blog who have these views. |
26 | * MouthyKid: The one who called the teacher a bitch (and his mom was proud of him), and others. |
27 | * MyBelovedSmother: Some parents seem to be ''way'' too overprotective of their children. |
28 | * [[NeverMyFault Never My Child's Fault]]: The view most parents on the blog have towards their child(ren)'s transgressions. |
29 | * NoSympathy: There's loads of mommyjackers/daddyjackers who offer no support or sympathy for childless friends who lose out on sleep. |
30 | * RougeAnglesOfSatin: [[http://stfuparents.tumblr.com/tagged/Language%20Butchery Has its own category.]] |
31 | * SeriousBusiness: Many of the moms shown on the site in regards to anything about their kids. |
32 | * SdrawkcabName: Nevaeh (Heaven spelled backwards) is quite a common name on here. |
33 | * SpoiledBrat: There is a whole category on the blog for spoiled children. |
34 | * TinkleInTheEye: One parent referred to this as a golden shower, which is disturbing. |
35 | * TooMuchInformation: Most of this site runs on too much information; is it really necessary to go into details about your child's explosive diarrhea, or post pictures of yourself giving birth on Facebook? |
36 | * VomitDiscretionShot: {{Subverted}}. There is one picture that someone posted on Facebook, that is of a child who had thrown up all over themself in the car. |
37 | * WhoNamesTheirKidDude: There are some very strange names given to children, such as Vagena, Vadgesty, Banjo, and Espn. |
38 | * XtremeKoolLetterz: Some parents think it's cool to use these letters in their childrens names; for example, Xili, Zayden, and [=McKynzee=] |
39 | * YoureDrinkingBreastMilk: Unfortunately, there have been stories of women putting breastmilk in food. |
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