1 | * D'Artagnan thinks very highly of his dueling skills. First he challenges three men to three duels, all in the same day. Later he tries to take Athos on in a drinking game. You gotta admit, the kid's got moxy. |
2 | -->'''D'Artagnan''': Athos, why don't you come join us?\ |
3 | '''Athos''': You fight like a man. See if you can drink like one.\ |
4 | '''D'Artagnan''': I'll drink anything you put in front of me.\ |
5 | '''Athos''': Famous last words... |
6 | * Richelieu meets with Milady De Winter and decides to get handsy with her voluptuous body, but Milady is having none of it... |
7 | -->'''Cardinal:''' Milady De Winter. Your beauty would make even the most chaste of men think of... impurity.\ |
8 | '''Milady:''' I don't believe [[CorruptChurch you]] suffer the burden of chastity.\ |
9 | '''Cardinal:''' Perhaps you're right. [''Makes a move on Milady, but she pulls a ChastityDagger on him'']\ |
10 | '''Milady:''' I was making an observation, not an offer.\ |
11 | '''Cardinal:''' A word of caution, Milady. A snap of my fingers, and you could be back on the [[OffWithHisHead block]] where I found you!\ |
12 | '''Milady:''' And with a flick of my wrist I could [[GroinAttack change your religion.]] |
13 | ** And he wisely backs off |
14 | * Porthos is such a badass that he takes the time to enjoy the "finer things". Right as he and the other Musketeers and D'Artagnan are escaping from the Cardinal's men, in his own coach! |
15 | -->'''Porthos''': Champagne?\ |
16 | '''Athos''': We're in the middle of a chase, Porthos.\ |
17 | '''Porthos''': Hmm, you're right... something red. |
18 | * This next bit during a chase, in the coach is more like a SugarWiki/{{Funny Moment|s}}, but it still shows that Porthos is awesome! |
19 | -->'''Porthos''': For a chase, the Cardinal recommends his excellent '24 Cabernet.\ |
20 | '''Porthos''': ''(to D'Artagnan)'' You can't have any, you're too young. |
21 | * Porthos seems to be a walking example of total awesomeness. When he's not being the goofball for the group anyway. |
22 | --> '''Villain''': It's Porthos the Pirate! AAAAAHHH!!!\ |
23 | ''(All of the bad guys jump overboard)''\ |
24 | '''D'Artagnan''': Pirate?\ |
25 | '''Porthos''': I told you I was famous. |
26 | * As the final three musketeers face down the entire army of the Cardinal's, it becomes clear why they look so confident when it's revealed that they've convinced [[TheCavalry all the other musketeers to come out of retirement]]. |
27 | ** To the above moment: |
28 | --->'''Athos''': [[PreAsskickingOneLiner SAVE THE KING!!!]] \ |
29 | ''-cue [[BigBadassBattleSequence massive battle]]-'' |
30 | * Athos continues to try and save the king and kills a good chunk of the Cardinal's men using his non-dominant left hand. Why? Because his right hand was ''stabbed'' earlier. |
31 | * Aramis, the BadassPreacher gets a really good moment near the end of the movie, when everyone thinks he's dead. He's unconscious after being shot at by the Cardinal, and Porthos tries to revive him. |
32 | -->'''Athos''': Is he dead?\ |
33 | ''{Porthos moves the crucifix round Aramis' neck, revealing it stopped the bullet, and Aramis regains consciousness.)''\ |
34 | '''Aramis''': See? There is a God. |
35 | * Even the King gets one during the climax, when he punches out Cardinal Richelieu (who for a moment received a smug HopeSpot when it seemed the king was sparing his life). |
36 | ** The queen gets a couple, too. She convinces Louis of the Cardinal's threat to him, refuses to marry the Cardinal, and punches the guard holding her. |
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