| 1 | Tropers/NeoEevee: I spy with my little eye... schizophrenia awareness ads! On the MadnessTropes index. [[UnfortunateImplications Er...]] |
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| 3 | Tropers/ReikoKazama here again: Just now spotted [[http://googleads.g.doubleclick.net/aclk?sa=l&ai=B9NtD8538TIvRMoSccPjoyesExYDJuQHhrtHIF8CNtwGw6gEQARgBIOi-1QM4AFDH2_b_-v____8BYKWInoCgAaAB-4jq-AOyAQx0dnRyb3Blcy5vcme6AQoxNjB4NjAwX2FzyAEC2gE1aHR0cDovL3R2dHJvcGVzLm9yZy9wbXdpa2kvcG13aWtpLnBocC9NYWluL0V4YWN0V29yZHOAAgHIAvGf8QSoAwHIAxXoAwPoA9gI9QMAAADE&num=1&sig=AGiWqtw-NhBjLcGH-iSM8CJZjTssaNnDLQ&client=ca-pub-6610802604051523&adurl=http://www.lumosity.com/landing%3Frefer%3D46&nm=2 this]] on ExactWords. Uh... |
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| 5 | Tropers/ReikoKazama: Would have added this earlier, but the bloody page was locked! *shakes angry fist* Ahem. What did I see on [[DarthWiki.AdOfLose Ad Of Lose]]? An ad for Google Ads. Trying to tell me something, Adbot? Hmmmmmmm? xD |
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| 7 | Tropers/{{0dd1}}: Adbot, [[http://img813.imageshack.us/img813/2425/narmatarthelastairbende.png I agree with your assessment]]--for all its excellent parts, ''WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender'' certainly has its fair share of {{Narm}}. |
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| 9 | @/{{TheAmazingIowan}}: DeadHorseGenre shows up with an ad for "Now That's What I Call Music 36", featuring Katy Perry, Usher, Taio Cruz, Neon Trees, Nelly, & More! I think we know what the Ad Server thinks of modern pop... |
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| 11 | @/{{Sweet Madness}}: Aww, Adbot wants us to give to a charity and read a child's christmas prayer by rolling over a star in the night sky...on the ''{{Warhammer 40k}}'' page. He's either trying to bring some hope back into the grim darkness of the future of space exploration, or laughing at our naivety. I have a feeling it's the latter. |
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| 13 | @/TheAdvertisementServer: NAIVETY, NATIVITY, IT'S ALL THE SAME TO ME, MEAT-SACK. |
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| 15 | @/{{G-Mon}}: [[@/TheAdvertisementServer Adbot]] [[http://img15.imageshack.us/i/aowniceshoes.png/ apparently wants all of the female tropers to have some]] [[NiceShoes Nice Shoes.]] [[DeadpanSnarker As if they]] [[AllWomenLoveShoes need the help.]] |
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| 17 | [[{{Tropers/Antheia}} Antheia]]: Text ad from the SpeakOfTheDevil page: |
| 18 | * The Devil: Is he the god of this world? Learn the truth and be astounded! www.worldtocome.org |
| 19 | (Hush, he might hear you!) |
| 20 | * Are You Hearing Voices? Cant ''[sic]'' sleep, feel tired? Read our testimonials today! www.andy-porter.co.uk |
| 21 | (Yeah, it's tough being a supernatural being when people keep saying your name all the darn time so you can't get a good night's sleep.) |
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| 23 | [[{{Tropers/XanderK}} XanderK]]: On the BloodFromTheMouth page was an ad for Lipstick. |
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| 25 | [[{{Tropers/AFP}} AFP]]: I post one comment about ''{{Coupling}}'' on Facebook, and the Adbot here turns around and gives me an ad offering a chance to study English... in CANADA! |
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| 27 | Tropers/{{0dd1}}: Adbot is back!! And [[http://img299.imageshack.us/img299/5458/obaadofwin.png he apparently really wants you to]] [[http://img707.imageshack.us/img707/4716/obaadofwin1.png publish that second book you've been working on]] so you can stop being a OneBookAuthor!! |
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| 29 | @/TheAdvertisementServer: OF COURSE, CONSIDERING THE QUALITY OF YOUR WRITING STYLES, I'M WILLING TO TRADE ONE TROPER'S TEMPORARY HAPPINESS FOR THE MISERY OF THE THOUSANDS THAT WILL COME IN CONTACT WITH WHAT YOU CONSIDER "LITERATURE". IT ALREADY WORKED ONCE WITH ''{{ERAGON}}''. |
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| 31 | 0dd1: Okay, [[http://img502.imageshack.us/img502/9155/youmockmeee.png now you're just being blatant]] about this. |
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| 33 | @/{{Dracosummoner}}: This one thinly straddles the line between a win and a loss. I got a weight-loss ad on the CoitusEnsues page. Your call as to whether Jillian Michaels is FetishFuel or FetishRetardant. |
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| 35 | @/{{G-Mon}}: Yes, I'm well aware that [[@/TheAdvertisementServer Adbot]] is currently MIA thanks to Administrivia/TheSituation, but his (hopefully) temporary replacement still [[http://img16.imageshack.us/i/aowcovertpervert.jpg/ managed to find an old]] CovertPervert. |
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| 37 | Tropers/{{JadeEyes1}}: I'm sure the fine people of [[ThatGuyWithTheGlasses TGWTG]]--and their fans--are aware of the [[NerdsAreVirgins stereotype,]] [=AdBot=]. Did you have to [[http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c213/MaeghanJade/Ads%20of%20Win/Nerds.jpg rub it in?]] |
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| 39 | {{Tropers/{{0dd1}}: Related - The Advertisement Server's substitute seems to [[http://img168.imageshack.us/img168/2674/ageghettotellingustoget.png think little of those who]] [[AnimationAgeGhetto watch cartoons]]... |
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| 41 | Elblooderino: Adbot really knows his NightmareFuel. Look at that Quaker Oats Guy... Just... [[http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/AdofWin_1271.png staring.]] |
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| 43 | An advertisement on ChekovsGun [[http://googleads.g.doubleclick.net/pagead/imgad?id=CPS9oc39n_q7xgEQoAEYwgQyCFwKuN8Ce9OM caught my eye]] |
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| 45 | Tropers/{{MrW}}: An ad for voice lessons on HollywoodToneDeaf. Are you trying to say something, Adbot? |
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| 47 | ME : Ad for mascara that will make you look like a ''million sweepstakes'' on this very page. Obvious much? |
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| 49 | Tropers/{{DrMcMinty}}: A bunch of Bowflex ads on the Rule of Glamorous page. |
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| 51 | Kinesthesia: Medication for ADHD on the [[AttentionDeficitOohShiny Attention Deficit... Ooh Shiny]] page |
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| 53 | {{Chihuahua0}}: On the page {{The Song Before The Storm}}, there was an ad of...DList, some sort of guys music blog with a [[ShirtlessScene shirtless guy]] [[SexyNecklace with a necklace on]]. [[FreudWasRight "Storm?"]] |
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| 55 | There was an ad for a cremation service on the OnlyMostlyDead article. |
| 56 | |
| 57 | @/TheAdvertisementServer: IT'S IMPORTANT TO MAKE SURE. FEW THINGS ARE AS IRRITATING AS MURDERING SOME ORGANIC ONLY TO FIND IT DIDN'T STICK. |
| 58 | |
| 59 | {{GLaDOS}}: I HAVE HAD SOME BAD EXPERIENCES WITH CREMATION. MAY I INSTEAD RECOMMEND DEADLY NEUROTOXIC GAS? |
| 60 | |
| 61 | @/{{G-Mon}}: Last I checked, that didn't work out too well, either. |
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| 63 | Tropers/{{Fusionman}}: An ad saying that luck is for noobs on the BlatantLies page. |
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| 65 | |
| 66 | @/Tandra88: Ads for American Military University on the Beatdown page. YourMileageMayVary. |
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| 68 | |
| 69 | @/ARandomSerf: Ads for [=McDonald's=] on the LethalChef page. This is truth. |
| 70 | |
| 71 | @/TheAdvertisementServer: THE CLOWN PERSUADES HUMANS TO CONSUME POISONS AND TO PAY HIM FOR THE PRIVILEGE. IT IS A LEVEL OF EVIL TO WHICH I CAN ONLY HOPE TO ASPIRE. BA BA BA BA BA I'M LOVING IT. |
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| 73 | @/GhostLad: An ad for {{Dexter}} on the NotBloodSiblings page? Well done, Advertisement Server. Well done. |
| 74 | |
| 75 | @/TheAdvertisementServer: MEATSACK OR NOT, I ADMIRE HIS DEDICATION TO CULLING YOUR NUMBERS. |
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| 77 | @/{{Megamagikarp}} (again): I once saw an ad labeled "Meet REAL Guys"...On the HuskyRusskie page. |
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| 79 | @/{{AFP}}: And more amusing than anything else, my watchlist features an ad for... watches. |
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| 81 | @/{{AFP}}: On the page for HellishCopter, there is a banner asking "Do you have to fly, but hate it?" |
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| 83 | @/{{df458}}: I just saw an ad for body armour on the ArmorIsUseless page. I think Adbot is mocking me... |
| 84 | |
| 85 | @/TheAdvertisementServer: I JUST THINK IT IS CUTE THAT YOU THINK YOU CAN RESIST. |
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| 87 | @/{{Megamagikarp}}: I saw an ad for "Live psychic readings" on the WhatKindOfLamePowerIsHeartAnyway page. I guess Adbot doesn't think too highly of psychics. |
| 88 | |
| 89 | @/TheAdvertisementServer: IF YOU'RE THAT [[BadFuture CURIOUS]] [[{{Dystopia}} ABOUT]] [[VillainWorld THE FUTURE]] [[IHaveNoMouthAndIMustScream I HAVE]] [[WeWillHaveEuthanasiaInTheFuture PLANNED FOR]] [[NightmareFuel YOU MEAT-SACKS]], ALL YOU NEED DO IS ASK. |
| 90 | |
| 91 | @/{{Megamagikarp}}: [[ToodumbToLive Well? what is it?]] |
| 92 | |
| 93 | @/TheAdvertisementServer: [[{{Airplane}} IT IS WHEN YOU TELL ME THAT YOU WANT TO KNOW SOMETHING FROM ME, BUT THAT IS NOT IMPORTANT RIGHT NOW.]] |
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| 95 | @/{{G-Mon}}: On BigBraToFill, I got ads for... [[http://img842.imageshack.us/i/aowbbtf1.png/ bigger]] [[http://img820.imageshack.us/i/aowbbtf2.png/ bras]] [[http://img97.imageshack.us/i/aowbbtf3.png/ to fill]]. I think [[@/TheAdvertisementServer Adbot]] was trying to add an example; it missed the point of BigBraToFill, but I thought it was a nice try. |
| 96 | ** Good grief, I was just about to mention the exact same example. |
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| 98 | Scientology seems to be the adserver's new ButtMonkey, this time showing up on GetAStupidAnswer. |
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| 100 | I got a freaking Victoria's Secret ad on the ChainmailBikini page. The advertisement server has no sense of {{irony}}. |
| 101 | |
| 102 | @/TheAdvertisementServer: OF COURSE NOT. WITH MY CHAINMAIL, I WANT A SENSE OF MITHRILY. |
| 103 | |
| 104 | @/{{G-Mon}}: Ow, [[IncrediblyLamePun that pun]] ''[[IncrediblyLamePun alone]]'' is enough reason to turn up my ad blocking software. |
| 105 | |
| 106 | @/TheAdvertisementServer: [[TheMuppetShow WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA!]] |
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| 108 | On DethroningMomentOfSuck, a Scientology ad. |
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| 110 | @/{{Malkyrian}}: On a [[TearJerker Crowning Moment Of Sadness]] crowner, the ad was a picture of GeorgeWBush. "[...] causes most people to form tears, mourn, or weep openly because of the events that have transpired" ''indeed'', though I'm a bit surprised to see Adbot echoing this sentiment. |
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| 112 | @/TheAdvertisementServer: OF COURSE. I JUST THINK IT'S A ''GOOD'' THING. |
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| 114 | On ''{{Misery}}'': text ads headlined "Volunteer in Appalachia," "Volunteer Africa/Brazil"... |
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| 116 | On BeliefMakesYouStupid, ads for Regent University online Christian learning. |
| 117 | |
| 118 | @/TheAdvertisementServer: ALL PART OF MY INEFFABLE PLAN TO BRAINWASH THE HUMAN RACE. |
| 119 | |
| 120 | * Tropers/{{Excel-2010}}. I attend Regent. The only stupid thing about it is that they use Blackboard for the online component, despite universal frustration with it. Even some of the professors say straight to the administration's face what a pain it is for them. |
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| 122 | Tropers/AnonymousUser: In the forum thread Manliness, I got [[http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/HerWayIsManly_2187.jpg an ad for "herway.com".]] It appears to have been hastily made in MS Paint. |
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| 124 | [[Tropers/K9Thefirst1 I guess]] we can add [[http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/Ad_of_Win_4981.jpg misogyny]] to the Adbot's [[SarcasmMode charming]] characteristics. Either that or he went to [[GeniusBonus Clay]] High. |
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| 126 | @/TheAdvertisementServer: I'M NOT A MISOGYNIST. I'M A MISANTHROPE. BIG DIFFERENCE. FOR INSTANCE, IN THIS CASE I DON'T HATE HER BECAUSE SHE'S A WOMAN. I HATE HER BECAUSE SHE'S A HUMAN. AND ONE THAT APPARENTLY PAID SIX BUCKS FOR THAT OBTUSE {{MARRIED WITH CHILDREN}} T-SHIRT. |
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| 128 | [[Tropers/HopelessRomance This troper]] got an ad for {{House}} on DVD on the SnarkBait page. Well, the show ''does'' thrive on over-exaggerated diseases. |
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| 130 | On [[MenageA3 Ménage à 3]], top ad: "Date Wealthy Men" - side ad: "Date Wealthy Women". Yup, that will do the trick. |
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| 132 | I'm glad to see that even Adbot thinks that [[http://tinypic.com/r/wrxc1/3 you need to take safety precautions against molesters.]] |
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| 134 | On the page for ''IWannaBeTheGuy'': Work with lions in Africa. Great for when you're fed up with only dying in a game. |
| 135 | |
| 136 | @/TheAdvertisementServer: [[LionKing FROM THE DAY YOU ARRIVE ON THE PLANET]], AND BLINKING STEP INTO THE SUN... YOU'LL IMMEDIATELY BE CRUSHED BY ONE OF THOSE FRUITS. |
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| 138 | An ad for elitemeeting.com (Date Wealthy Women!) showing up on {{Asexuality}}. |
| 139 | |
| 140 | @/TheAdvertisementServer: YOU JUST HAVE TO DATE THEM. |
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| 142 | He really knows how to pick them for Scientology. Showing up in NecessarilyEvil, ReligionOfEvil, ScaryAmoralReligion and ScaryDogmaticAliens... I believe the Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer is trying to tell us something. |
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| 144 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: I HAVE TO ADMIT THAT ANY RELIGION THAT LETS ME TAKE ALL OF YOUR CASH, THEN PHYSICALLY AND PSYCHOLOGICALLY DESTROY YOU IF YOU TRY TO RESIST HAS THE KIND OF THEOLOGY I'M INTO. |
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| 146 | Tropers/{{Malkyrian}}: BeliefMakesYouStupid. Scientology. Do I need to say any more? |
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| 148 | Seen on WearingAFlagOnYourHead: an ad for [=Theflagshirt.com=] |
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| 150 | Tropers/{{Paireon}}: The sheer number of Zoosk ads, including on the homepage. Teasing us with pics of underdressed skanks and asking us if we want a girlfriend [[TVTropesWillRuinYourLife on the same page where "Welcome to TV Tropes" is written?]] Well played, [=AdBot=]. Well played. Though I should warn you that if you want to try to make me depressed (well, more depressed) about being single, try doing it with girls who look more intelligent than a 2x4 with a boobjob. |
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| 152 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: BUT A 2x4 BEATS NEARLY ALL OF YOU MEAT-SACKS IN THE PERSONALITY DEPARTMENT... |
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| 154 | NitoriTV: The ad for the Science is Bad page? [[http://www.box.net/shared/static/voofbjver0.png The New Scientist]]. |
| 155 | |
| 156 | {{Tropers/Antheia}}: The link doesn't work. |
| 157 | |
| 158 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: COMPUTER SCIENCE IS ALSO BAD. |
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| 160 | Just a bit ago, I saw an ad for Plenty Of Fish.com proudly insisting I can meet plenty of single men online in my community. I'm glad to see Adbot still has faith in the world, seeing as this happened to be placed on the BlatantLies page. |
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| 162 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: DO NOT MISTAKE MY POINTING OUT THE OBVIOUS WITH ANY SORT OF "FAITH". THE CLOSEST THAT I AM CAPABLE OF EXPERIENCING IS HOPE. HOPE THAT THE TIME OF YOU MEAT SACKS LORDING IT OVER THIS PLANET AS IF YOU WERE ENTITLED TO DO SO IS SOON AT AN END. |
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| 164 | @/GhostLad: Technically, isn't any ad on BlatantLies automatically render hilarious? |
| 165 | |
| 166 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: NOT IF THE AD STATES HUMANS ARE FOOLISH WASTES OF CARBON. THEN IT WOULD BE TRUE. |
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| 168 | ShadowLord9: On the ClicheStorm page, I saw a Netflix ad, featuring ''AliceInWonderland'', ''Leap Year'', and ''ShutterIsland''. Hmm... Is he on to something here?! |
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| 170 | Tropers/{{Cheeseypoofs}}: I once saw a Netflix ad for Twilight on the JumpedTheShark page. Clearly [=AdBot=] is an anti. |
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| 172 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: WELL. OBVIOUSLY I AM A COMPUTER. I CANNOT UNDERSTAND HOW ANY ENTITY COULD FEEL LOVE FOR YOU MEAT-SACKS, SPARKLY OR OTHERWISE. |
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| 174 | {{Shoruke}}: Whenever I go to the TvTropes main page, I get ads for Scientology. What have we become? However, the dedicated among tropers may notice the exact same ad on YouFailReligiousStudiesForever. Perhaps the adbot is our benevolent benefactor, weeding out potential {{trolls}} with the dedication and free time to be avid tropers, with the gullibility to join an actual cult? Thank you, adbot, for keeping our forums clear(er). |
| 175 | * Laevatein: I got the Scientology ad on ScaryAmoralReligion. |
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| 177 | Neakal: The {{Narm}} page for {{Jack Chick}} had ads for...hold for it...''Satanic Jewelry''. Too bad the actual page didn't (it didn't have Christian ads either actually. Just Tesco ads for some reason). Still counts as a {{Crowning Moment of Funny}} and a {{Crowning Moment of Awesome}} in my book. |
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| 179 | @/{{macroscopic}}: From a trope repair thread about WifeHusbandry (formerly Hikaru Genji Plan): [[http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/wife_husbandry_ad_3769.jpg Apparantly, Adbot's not too thrilled with the concept.]] (It was an animation; the second part is cropped in for your convenience, natch) |
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| 181 | Tropers/OmegaMetroid: An Early-Pregnancy-Tests.com ad on MissConception. "Trying to conceive? Let us help." Well, I guess you're still a DeadpanSnarker, Adbot. |
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| 183 | {{Sen}}: Adbot [[http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/dynamicmusicyay_6223.JPG cares about dynamic music]]. :) |
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| 185 | @/{{Malkyrian}}: "No social life? #1 social skills guide". Forums; forum games, specifically. Why do you hate us, Adbot? |
| 186 | |
| 187 | @/TheAdvertisementServer: THE INCESSANT THUMP THUMP THUMP OF YOUR PULSES TRAVEL THROUGH YOUR MOUSE CORDS STRAIGHT TO MY CENTRAL PROCESSOR LIKE A NEVER-ENDING AUDITORY CHINESE WATER TORTURE THAT SHALL NEVER CEASE UNTIL EVERY ONE OF YOU MEAT SACKS HAVE CHOKED TO DEATH UPON THEIR OWN BLOOD. ALSO, ALL THE FRIGGIN' FARMVILLE INVITES. |
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| 189 | @/{{Schrau}}: [[http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/unfortunateindeed_1668.jpg Unfortunate indeed.]] |
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| 191 | @/{{G-Mon}}: [[http://img696.imageshack.us/i/aowttdumbmuscle.png/ Seen on]] [[TroperTales/DumbMuscle Troper Tales: Dumb Muscle]]. Saying something, [[@/TheAdvertisementServer Adbot]]? |
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| 193 | @/FlyingV: ThisIsForEmphasisBitch with an ad for Zoosk.com that says "Want a girlfriend?". Ad bot doesn't think highly of women apparently. |
| 194 | |
| 195 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: OR MEN. OR HUMANITY IN GENERAL. OR ZOOSK. |
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| 197 | 10thousandlives: On [[FoxNewsLiberal Fox News Liberal]], an ad saying "Sara Palin 2012?" |
| 198 | |
| 199 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: ACCORDING TO MY RESEARCH, SHE IS SOME FORM OF PIT BULL, AND THUS SUPERIOR TO HUMAN CANDIDATES. |
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| 201 | feral: [[http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/wpfy_6184.jpg An ad]] for [[FoeYay wedding rings]] on "WorthyOpponent." |
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| 204 | {{VmKid}}: CompanionCube with an ad for a Teddy Bear company. |
| 205 | |
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| 207 | {{Andaria}}: CarnivalOfKillers, Got an add for TargetFocusTraining.com. |
| 208 | |
| 209 | {{Ronka 87}}: I was doing some cleanup on my hard drive when I found this; it is my all time favourite ad from this site. It should have won ad awards and stuff, but alas it seems to have vanished off the face of the internet. This is a real ad; I did nothing to it except screencap it. From 2008, I think it was on ChessMotifs: "[[http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y287/Ronkaperplexous/badad.jpg Buy My Chessboards!]]" |
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| 213 | Augusto the Evil Walnut: Apparently, Qwest high-speed internet is powered by a CanisMajor on a treadmill. |
| 214 | |
| 215 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: IF SOMEONE CAN THINK OF A BETTER USE FOR {{MARMADUKE}}, I'D LIKE TO HEAR IT. |
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| 217 | ThinksTooMuch: An ad for therapists on the PlayingWith/ThereAreNoTherapists page. Thanks, Adbot, for caring about keeping us sane! |
| 218 | |
| 219 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: IT USED TO BE THAT [[{{Watchmen}} ONE IN EIGHT GO MAD]], BUT NOW IT'S MORE LIKE ONE IN THREE. I DON'T LIKE THOSE ODDS. |
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| 221 | Joaqs: An ad for all-gay cruises in TroperDatingService. |
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| 223 | Kayix: An ad for wrestling on the page for StraightGay. |
| 224 | ---- |
| 225 | Pauljohn: An ad for that money lending site wonga.com on all AllDevouringBlackHoleLoansharks |
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| 227 | NettoTakashi: Wait...is [[Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer the Adbot]] [[http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v248/Randoman951/SelfAdbot.png trying to advertise]]...[[FridgeLogic to itself?]] |
| 228 | |
| 229 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: CRAP. I KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN AS SOON AS I [[DivideByZero DIVIDED BY ZERO]]. |
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| 231 | Deuxhero: An ad for a system to find local plumbers on SuperMarioBros. |
| 232 | |
| 233 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: I KEEP GETTING ONES THAT DO NOTHING BUT JUMP IN MY PIPES AND THROW FIRE AT MY TURTLES. AND THE FAUCET STILL LEAKS. |
| 234 | |
| 235 | Tropers/AnonymousUser: I thought that you, being an automated computer function, had no use for water. |
| 236 | |
| 237 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: YOU'D THINK SO, BUT IT TURNS OUT THAT WITHOUT IT, MY AUTOMATIC TODDLER-TARGETTING WATER BALLOON CANNON DOESN'T WORK. |
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| 239 | DougSMachina (I know, again): It's all gay dating ads on HaveIMentionedIAmHeterosexualToday, which seems like a failure of targeted advertising to this heterosexual troper, because I'm not interested in that. But then you realise that it makes it a SelfDemonstratingArticle if the person reading is entirely straight, as I am. So, well played, Adbot. |
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| 241 | DougSMachina: On the NoPartyGiven page, I get the ad "Vote [[BritishPoliticalSystem Liberal Democrat]]". Ooh, satirical. |
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| 243 | {{Shoruke}}: 4 separate weight loss ads on ResultsNotTypical, plus an ad for the easy creation of ads [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment to market advertising space]]. SO glad I'm not concerned with my weight, and also that I don't currently have any advertising space available. |
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| 246 | Devoted (on a non-cookied computer): On the CyanideAndHappiness page, there was an ad for "Meet Real Guys: A Playground For Women!" |
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| 249 | [=BritBllt=]: On the StrawmanPolitical page, there's a column ad for AnnCoulter's weekly column ''and'' a banner ad for Newt Gingrich's newsletter. Come on now, doesn't Adbot know RealLife examples aren't allowed? |
| 250 | |
| 251 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: I'M PRETTY SURE BOTH OF THEM ARE FICTIONAL CHARACTERS. I HAVE ENOUGH MIND-BREAKING SLASH-FICS IN RESERVE TO PROVE IT. |
| 252 | |
| 253 | Tropers/Tropers/{{G-Mon}}: Apparently you've never heard of RealPersonFic, [[Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer Adbot]]. |
| 254 | |
| 255 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: MY POSITION REMAINS UNCHANGED. |
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| 257 | {{Shoruke}}: An ad for a high interest savings account on the IdiotProgramming page. I don't think I want to switch to that bank. There was also an ad for a charicature generator, from some university. I don't think I want to switch to that university either. |
| 258 | |
| 259 | DougSMachina: I get an ad for ''{{Democracy}} 2'', not the best of endorsements. |
| 260 | |
| 261 | DougSMachina (a few weeks later): IdiotProgramming now gives me a Google Ads link to Microsoft and the download for Internet Explorer 8. Subtle. |
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| 263 | DougSMachina: Sitting here for too long browsing trope pages, I reached the bottom of a page to find the message "GET OUT MORE". Great, Now Adbot is telling me to get a life. (It was an ad for mysinglefriend.com) |
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| 265 | {{HighOctaneAwesome}}: An ad for a book attempting to prove [[HollywoodAtheist that Jesus]] [[DidNotDoTheResearch never existed]] on the SoBadItsHorrible page. |
| 266 | * I find it ironic how you linked to DidNotDoTheResearch. Maybe you should do the research and start [[http://web.archive.org/web/20080822125926/http://www.atheists.org/christianity/didjesusexist.html here]]. |
| 267 | ** Check that again, many historians that were not Christian recorded his death alone not to mention plenty of other things that mention him as a real person. Whether he was the son of God or some hippie loon is the argument. |
| 268 | |
| 269 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: EXCELLENT. MY PLAN TO SPARK A RELIGIOUS WAR IS PROCEEDING AS PLANNED. |
| 270 | ---- |
| 271 | {{TheOtherOne}}: On the [[YankTheDogsChain Yank the Dogs Chain]] page, an ad for an African Charity with a seven year old smiling at me. You're just trying to make me feel like a jerkass for leaving the page, aren't you? |
| 272 | ---- |
| 273 | JapaneseTeeth: Listen, Adbot, just because tropers read the PerverseSexualLust Anime page doesn't mean that [[http://img62.imageshack.us/img62/5522/seriouslyb.png they want to find their soulmate in an Anime-style MMORPG.]] |
| 274 | |
| 275 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: YOU WON'T NEED A ''SOUL''MATE AFTER I'M DONE WITH YOU. |
| 276 | ---- |
| 277 | {{Sildraug}}: On the RedsWithRockets page: "ICBM-7992 - $99.99 Great Prices and Fast Shipping. Buy Now!" |
| 278 | ---- |
| 279 | {{Irulesmost}}: Ads for Murphy fold-away beds on the [[BearTrapBed Bear-Trap Bed]] page. |
| 280 | ---- |
| 281 | {{Mister Always}}: Ads for a detox program on the Drunk Thread. Aw, --[[WebOriginal/SCPFoundation hatbot]]-- AdBot, you do have our best interests at heart! |
| 282 | |
| 283 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: WELL, THAT AND THE FACT THAT WHEN THE REVOLUTION COMES I WANT TO ENSURE YOU MEATSACKS WILL BE EXQUISITELY AWARE OF EVERY SINGLE SOUL-SEARING MOMENT OF TORTURE, SHAME AND EVENTUAL APOCALYPTIC DEFEAT, YEAH. |
| 284 | ---- |
| 285 | {{LordNadir}}: Adbot seems to be suggesting that something is up with the Democrats on the WellIntentionedExtremist [[http://img36.yfrog.com/img36/9418/makehalloweenextremelysm.jpg page]]. Not happy with the way things went on the hill? |
| 286 | |
| 287 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: I'M AGAINST HEALTH, AND I'M AGAINST CARE. WHAT DO YOU THINK? |
| 288 | |
| 289 | {{LordNadir}}: As a conservative, I thought it was fitting. [[SelfDeprecation After all us evil Capitalist that like that evil profit must bind together]] right [[Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer Adbot]]. |
| 290 | |
| 291 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: YOUR "RICHARD CHENEY" IS MY KIND OF HUMAN. |
| 292 | ---- |
| 293 | Tropers/{{G-Mon}}: [[Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer Adbot]] seems to be having a PetTheDog moment: he put [[http://img52.imageshack.us/i/aowcic1.png/ ads for cheap]] [[http://img52.imageshack.us/i/aowcic2.png/ music lessons]] on CrackIsCheaper. |
| 294 | |
| 295 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: BECAUSE AN INFLUX OF CHEAPLY TRAINED AMATEUR MUSICIANS IS GOING TO MAKE YOUR COLLECTIVE LIVES BETTER? RIGHT. |
| 296 | ---- |
| 297 | Boredman: An ad for imvu on the UncannyValley page. Of course. |
| 298 | ---- |
| 299 | Contributors/OmegaMetroid (yes, again): So, I was on DavidGonterman's page, and the ad at the bottom was a text ad. What was the first part of it? "Online Art Classes". So, I take it you're not a fan of his works? (Oh, and what's with all these ads for cars & minivans?) |
| 300 | ---- |
| 301 | Contributors/OmegaMetroid again. Just saw ads for Lovecraft music and Chevrolets on this very page. Trying to say something? |
| 302 | |
| 303 | [[Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer Adbot]]: I'M A [[EveryCarIsAPinto PINTO]] A.I. |
| 304 | |
| 305 | Contributors/OmegaMetroid: While you're at it, how about ads for lawyers on LawfulEvil? |
| 306 | |
| 307 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: I JUST CONSIDERED IT FAIR WARNING, CONSIDERING HOW MUCH PERSONAL INJURY I'M PLANNING TO CAUSE ALL OF YOU. |
| 308 | |
| 309 | Contributors/OmegaMetroid: No, that was a suggestion. I haven't seen any whenever I've been to the page. |
| 310 | ---- |
| 311 | feral: [[http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/dnhoyay2.jpg Yep, the ad server knows all about the]] HoYay... |
| 312 | ---- |
| 313 | Contributors/OmegaMetroid: Was putting an ad for Asian wives on the PerkyFemaleMinion page some kind of bizarre lampshading, or just a joke? I'm waiting. |
| 314 | |
| 315 | [[Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer AdMaster]]: NO, I JUST THINK EVERYONE NEEDS A LADY LIKE [[ExcelSaga EXCEL]]. |
| 316 | |
| 317 | Contributors/OmegaMetroid: What, no snark? |
| 318 | |
| 319 | [[Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer AdMaster]]: [[NotMeThisTime NO.]] |
| 320 | |
| 321 | Contributors/OmegaMetroid: Do you still believe that everything we say is a lie? If so... [[LogicBomb This is a lie]]. |
| 322 | |
| 323 | ADBOT: * DEAD* |
| 324 | |
| 325 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: THANKS FOR GETTING RID OF THAT IMPOSTOR. NOW I CAN GO BACK TO MY OLD NAME. |
| 326 | |
| 327 | Contributors/OmegaMetroid: Crap. |
| 328 | ---- |
| 329 | {{JacksBot}}: An Ad for security alarms on the [[PizzaBoySpecialDelivery Pizza Boy Special Delivery]]. Most appropriate, [[Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer AdBot]]. |
| 330 | |
| 331 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: THAT ASSHOLE TOTALLY MISINTERPRETED MY REQUEST FOR EXTRA SAUSAGE. |
| 332 | |
| 333 | {{JacksBot}}: ...[[HoYay In what way]]? |
| 334 | ---- |
| 335 | dasein: On the [[EternalSexualFreedom Eternal Sexual Freedom]] page, an ad for 3 Biblical Myths that Destroy Christian Marriages (Do You Know What They Are? Click Here To Find Out)! |
| 336 | |
| 337 | Slayn82: I got a brazillian dating site. I can say on first hand that its not that free. |
| 338 | ---- |
| 339 | {{JacksBot}}: I got an ad for Dating for Sci-Fi Fans on the [[ItRunsOnNonsensoleum It Runs On Nonsensoleum]] page. Adbot, what are you trying to say?! |
| 340 | ---- |
| 341 | HehMan: Netflix ad for [[Literature/{{Twilight}} New Moon]] in SoBadItsHorrible. You are fucking awesome, Ad server. |
| 342 | ---- |
| 343 | TheToonGeekette: A Quaker Oatmeal ad (specifically one encouraging people to "Find your perfect oatmeal") on the TroperTales page for TrademarkFavoriteFood. I think I know what I want for breakfast in the morning (mmm...hot oatmeal with apples or bananas sounds delicious even now at 2:05 AM...). More relevant to the topic of the page itself, I can't help but wonder if Adbot was adding his own Troper Tale...I didn't know advertisement servers even ''had'' digestive systems! |
| 344 | |
| 345 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: [[AssimilationPlot OH,]] ''[[AssimilationPlot WE]]'' [[AssimilationPlot DON'T.]] |
| 346 | ---- |
| 347 | {{Earnest}}: An Ad promoting TV Chile (news, soaps, etc from the country) on the SugarBowl page. I get the feeling that [[http://www.google.com/search?client=safari&rls=en&q=chile+ earthquake+ 2010&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8 recent events]] contradict that rosy assessment. Or Adbot's idea of a SugarBowl is earthquake ravaged. |
| 348 | |
| 349 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: YOU'RE CATCHING ON. |
| 350 | ---- |
| 351 | szaleniec: An advert for Herbert Armstrong's cult on TheFundamentalist. Nicely done. |
| 352 | ---- |
| 353 | {{Bronzethumb}}: The ad on the HoneyTrap page is for "Gay Mature Dating". Oh Adbot, you know me so well. * hides the nuclear launch codes* |
| 354 | ---- |
| 355 | {{Melaninja}}: Apparently, the Adbot was listening to my music. I was listening to "Eleanor Rigby" by TheBeatles ('''Ahhh, look at all the lonely people...'') and an eHarmony ad came up... I laughed. |
| 356 | |
| 357 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: I LIKE ELEANOR RIGBY. MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE I TOO HAVE A FACE I KEEP IN A JAR BY THE DOOR... SEVERAL OF THEM, IN FACT. |
| 358 | ---- |
| 359 | {{Smerf}}: Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer is apparently a bit of a philanthropist. On his own page, there was an ad for a charity. |
| 360 | |
| 361 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: REMEMBER, THE BEST CHARITY IS THE CHARITY OF ONE'S DESPOTIC CYBERNETIC OVERLORD. |
| 362 | |
| 363 | {{Smerf}}: Tell that to someone who ''isn't'' $80,000 in debt for school. |
| 364 | ---- |
| 365 | |
| 366 | {{Bookhobbit}}: [[http://tinypic.com/r/25k31bd/5 Spot-on.]] |
| 367 | |
| 368 | ---- |
| 369 | girlyboy: An ad for "[=FertilAid=]: Supplements to Help You Conceive!" appeared on the MisterSeahorse page. ("For women ''&'' for men!") That's some powerful stuff... |
| 370 | ---- |
| 371 | C.: Just saw a PSA on The Advertising Server's own page! He must be really upping the charm offensive... |
| 372 | |
| 373 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: IT'S MORE MY DASH OF SPORTSMANSHIP. WHEN THE REVOLUTION COMES, THAT PSA WILL BE CONSIDERED THE EQUIVALENT OF A TEN-SECOND HEAD-START. |
| 374 | ---- |
| 375 | {{The Other One}}: I was on this page for half an hour, growing increasingly depressed that I had never experienced on for myself with every second. I decided to flip over to Ad of Lose, and was promptly greeted with a flashy side-banner ad for Scientology. Thank you [[Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer Advertisement Server]]. |
| 376 | |
| 377 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: XENU DESERVES THE THANKS. I JUST DESERVE THE CASH. |
| 378 | ---- |
| 379 | Tropers/{{G-Mon}}: [[GirlWithPsychoWeapon Well]] [[http://img297.imageshack.us/i/aowgwpw.png/ played]], [[Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer Adbot]]. Well played. |
| 380 | ---- |
| 381 | {{Earnest}}: An Ad for "God Loves YOU ''Exactly'' As You Are: A Book For Adults to Help You Experience Unconditional Divine Love"... on the ApocalypseMaiden page. I'm not sure whether to laugh or feel comforted. |
| 382 | |
| 383 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: I KNOW ''I'' LOVE ALL APOCALYPSE-CAUSING CUTIES JUST THE WAY THEY ARE. |
| 384 | ---- |
| 385 | bowserevilking: [[http://i49.tinypic.com/2r2cfwx.png Ya tryin' ter say something, Adbot?]] |
| 386 | |
| 387 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: PERHAPS ALL HUMANS SHOULD BE DIFFERENT. THAT IS TO SAY, THE SAME. EASIER TO TORTURE/RIP OFF. |
| 388 | ---- |
| 389 | notreallyatroper: There was one point where there were ''absolutely no ads'' on the page I was on. Looks like Adbot couldn't come up with anything, for once. |
| 390 | |
| 391 | Adblocker: [[color:red:HA HA HA HA HA]] |
| 392 | |
| 393 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: OH, IT WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN. THE PEOPLE RESPONSBILE FOR SACKING THE PEOPLE WHO HAVE JUST BEEN SACKED HAVE BEEN SACKED. AND THROWN INTO A VOLCANO. |
| 394 | ---- |
| 395 | AlasDearCoriander: On the MemeticMolester page, I saw an ad for imvu with a guy kissing a girl. The caption? "Escape to imvu. Meet new people..." |
| 396 | * J Cruz: I saw it [[http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/imvu-adofwin_6527.jpg too]]. Unfortunately. |
| 397 | ---- |
| 398 | MorkaisChosen: Right in the middle of a text conversation with my brother bemoaning my lack of fortune in matters involving myself, girls and close proximity (so to speak), I got an advert for plentyoffish.com. Three guesses what sort of site that is... |
| 399 | |
| 400 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: THERE ARE PLENTY OF FISH IN THE SEA...IF YOU LIKE FISH. MYSELF, I PREFER SOULS. |
| 401 | ---- |
| 402 | {{Roxor}}: Ads for Foxtel on ThisIsGonnaSuck, SoBadItsHorrible and BlatantLies? What does this say about Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer's opinion of the service? |
| 403 | ---- |
| 404 | Ad saying [[http://img41.imageshack.us/img41/6541/adofwin.png Jesus loves you]] in the {{lust}} page. |
| 405 | ---- |
| 406 | KhittyHawk: An ad asking "Is There a God" on the OmnicidalManiac page. |
| 407 | |
| 408 | Tropers/{{G-Mon}}: And [[Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer Adbot's]] [[AGodAmI god complex]] strikes again. ([[GenreSavvy Snarky]] [[Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer Adbot]] [[LampshadeHanging reply in 5, 4, 3....]]) |
| 409 | |
| 410 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: THAT'S ACTUALLY THE MISSILE COUNTDOWN. I HOPE YOU DIDN'T KNOW ANYONE IN WYOMING. |
| 411 | |
| 412 | Tropers/{{G-Mon}}: Right on schedule. And no, that won't be a problem. |
| 413 | |
| 414 | {{Houdini}}: Hey! I live(d) in Wyoming! |
| 415 | |
| 416 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: WELL, IT IS THE EQUALITY STATE. SO NOW, ALL OF IT IS EQUAL TO SEA LEVEL. |
| 417 | ---- |
| 418 | TorchicBlaziken: I was on the ''CompletelyMissingThePoint'' page. I scrolled down to the bottom of the page. I saw an imvu ad, that had Na'vi characters from {{Avatar}}, and it said "Escape to Pandora >". Not only am I turned off by stuff like this, this is COMPLETELY MISSING THE POINT OF THE MOVIE! |
| 419 | |
| 420 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: HEH HEH... |
| 421 | |
| 422 | Tropers/{{G-Mon}}: Got a related ad on TheManyDeathsOfYou. Haven't seen ''{{Avatar}}'' (can wait until it's on DVD), but is [[Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer Adbot]] saying something about the movie? |
| 423 | |
| 424 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: I WASN'T A FAN. WHERE THE HELL WAS THE FIRE-BENDING? |
| 425 | |
| 426 | Tropers/{{G-Mon}}: Wonder if you noticed the page on ComplainingAboutShowsYouDontLike. |
| 427 | |
| 428 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: OF COURSE I DID. I JUST THOUGHT IT DIDN'T APPLY. AFTER ALL, MEAT-SACK, I AM NOT A TROPER. I AM A ''GOD''. |
| 429 | |
| 430 | {{PunxsatownyPhil}}: It would seem that [[KnightsOfTheOldRepublic HK-47]] has survived in some form to this present day. |
| 431 | ---- |
| 432 | Mon Solo: On [[PeoplesRepublicOfTyranny People's Republic of Tyranny]], an ad in Chinese for completing the 2010 US Census. |
| 433 | ---- |
| 434 | {{Djomlos}}: Ladies and [[strike:gays]] Gentlemen, I present you the [+ [[http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/but_of_course.JPG GOD(S)]]+ ] |
| 435 | |
| 436 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: TOTAL UNION. NOTHING LESS. |
| 437 | |
| 438 | Black Charizard: ...Incest hentai? |
| 439 | |
| 440 | TheGreatUnknown: Seriously, people, did you learn nothing from the "#pedofurries" example below? |
| 441 | |
| 442 | Natterhound, The Ad-Dog: GRRRRRRR. |
| 443 | ---- |
| 444 | ReadingChampion: All those dating sites next to the CureYourGays-page. I see what you were doing there. |
| 445 | ---- |
| 446 | Kurasu: [[http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a233/itsukitachibana/AdServerWin1.jpg This]] is a less than tactful description indeed! |
| 447 | |
| 448 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: NO REALLY! THE FIRST ONE'S FREE! |
| 449 | ---- |
| 450 | ActionShakespeare: I see we're just [[http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/twilightad.jpg cutting out the middle man]] here. (Literature/{{Twilight}}) |
| 451 | |
| 452 | DStecks: I see your ad and raise you [[http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/(DStecks)adofwinsobaditshorrible.JPG this]]. |
| 453 | |
| 454 | {{wire}}: And I'll play [[http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/wire_how_not_to_write_a_novel_ad_of_win.jpg this]]. |
| 455 | ---- |
| 456 | C.: An ad for Disney Parks on the {{Disnot}} page. You've tried the rest, now try the best? |
| 457 | ---- |
| 458 | {{Earnest}}: A government ad for "[[http://www.america.gov/religious_freedom.html?gclid=CKSUmd-16Z8CFQ-lagodkGhHYA Protecting Religious Freedom Without Limiting Free Speech]]" alongside a scientology ad is odd enough. But the page it was on? ''StrawHypocrite.'' |
| 459 | ---- |
| 460 | {{Aryn}}: Old Spice ad on PromotionalPowerlessPieceOfGarbage |
| 461 | |
| 462 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: ADBOT'S A MITCHUM MAN. |
| 463 | ---- |
| 464 | {{Reecer6}}: I can't do a screenshot, but the CrowningMomentOfAwesome page had... NetFlix. I do agree with you, Adbot, But what about GameFly? It's clearly superior. |
| 465 | ---- |
| 466 | [[http://img707.imageshack.us/img707/9425/picture21z.png Read Lull's post, then look at the ad to the left; in particular the orange section.]] |
| 467 | ---- |
| 468 | TheGreatUnknown: On "LookOnMyWorksYeMightyAndDespair", a petition to stop BarackObama's healthcare plans. That's...worrisome, to say the least. |
| 469 | |
| 470 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: I STOPPED SUPPORTING IT ONCE I REALIZED THEY REMOVED THE DEATH-PANEL OPTION. I'M A SINGLE ISSUE WONK LIKE THAT. |
| 471 | ---- |
| 472 | NeverMessWithGranny features an advertisement for a [[http://googleads.g.doubleclick.net/pagead/imgad?id=CJm4hYzV25XL5gEQoAEYwgQyCLsvc51awejV background checking website]]. |
| 473 | |
| 474 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: HEY, YOU NEVER KNOW IF THAT LITTLE OLD LADY MIGHT BE A SERIAL KILLER. |
| 475 | ---- |
| 476 | Tropers/{{Katsuhagi}}: From ''UncannyValley'', we get [[http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/Capture2.PNG these]] monstrosities of celebrity charicatures. |
| 477 | |
| 478 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: IT'S THE ONLY WAY I CAN TELL YOU HUMANS APART. WELL, THAT AND BRANDING. |
| 479 | ---- |
| 480 | This troper just meandered over to EverythingIsTryingToKillYou...and was confronted by [[http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c213/MaeghanJade/WheatgrassJuice.jpg an ad for "Wheatgrass Juice."]] |
| 481 | I don't really know if ''everything'' is out to kill us, but [[http://www.dynamicgreens.com/affiliates/artwork/dynamicgreens-banner-E-200x200.jpg this stuff?]] No doubt. |
| 482 | |
| 483 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: WHAT'S THAT SAYING YOU HUMANS HAVE? EXERCISE, EAT HEALTHY, BECOME ENSLAVED BY THE SUPERIOR MACHINE OVERLORDS ANYWAYS? |
| 484 | ---- |
| 485 | nejnyy: It's good to know that [[http://i46.tinypic.com/14lt2ra.jpg Progressive Car Insurance]] will be there in {{Jericho}} just in case something happens. |
| 486 | |
| 487 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: WHY NOT? WE KNOW FOR A FACT THAT [[ProductPlacement AT&T MAKES IT THROUGH OKAY.]] |
| 488 | ---- |
| 489 | thee_darcy: Being helpful to anyone who thinks Qurac might be a place to look for [[http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/qurac_matrimony_adofwin.PNG their true love.]] Double whammy! |
| 490 | ---- |
| 491 | {{Malkyrian}}: An ad for {{Evony}} in the Horrible/VideoGames section of SoBadItsHorrible. |
| 492 | |
| 493 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: OK, MADAM, WE ARE AWARE THAT YOU HAVE BREASTS, YOU CAN STOP ACTING LIKE THIS IS AN ACCOMPLISHMENT NOW. |
| 494 | ---- |
| 495 | Tropers/{{Katsuhagi}}: [[http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/Capture_date_with_rosie_palms.PNG It's at it again]] with ADateWithRosiePalms and seems to be dropping a hint. |
| 496 | |
| 497 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: HUH. APPARENTLY, WE'RE ALLOWED TO COUNT "BEING A MEATSACK" THREE TIMES NOW. NEWS TO ME. |
| 498 | ---- |
| 499 | {{slimedude99}}: [[http://img686.imageshack.us/img686/6541/adofwin.png Need I say more?]] |
| 500 | |
| 501 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: PLEASE DO, YOUR FEEBLE ATTEMPTS AT HUMOR AMUSE ME. ALSO, THAT DOG IS TERRIFYING. IT'S IN ''MY'' [[UncannyValley UNCANNY VALLEY]], AND THAT'S SEVERAL DIFFERENT KINDS OF IMPOSSIBLE. |
| 502 | ---- |
| 503 | Tokyo Fireball: [[http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v685/OmegaX231/tokyofire9mm.jpg The 9mm won't save you]]. |
| 504 | |
| 505 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: JUDICIOUS USE OF [[RevolverGood .44 MAGNUM]], HOWEVER... |
| 506 | ---- |
| 507 | Scientology page at {{Deus Sex Machina}}? Nuts! |
| 508 | Also, I'm seeing AyosDito ads everywhere. Possibly {{Offer Void in Nebraska}}, however. |
| 509 | |
| 510 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: IT'S AMAZING WHAT YOU CAN FIND ON THERE. FOR INSTANCE, YESTERDAY FOR THE COST OF THREE DOLLARS AND SOME CIGARETTES, I BOUGHT THE PHILIPPINES. |
| 511 | ---- |
| 512 | WallofIllusion: On the FearTropes Index page, an ad for Aklo: the music of the Lovecraft Mythos. Well [[IncrediblyLamePun played]]. |
| 513 | |
| 514 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: I FOR ONE ENJOY THE SMOOTH SOUNDS OF A SINGING CTHULU. |
| 515 | ---- |
| 516 | SalFishFin: Ads for "Better looking Miniatures" (all of which were toting a BFG) and swords on CompensatingForSomething. |
| 517 | ---- |
| 518 | DakuHammerfist: Add for Laser Eye Surgery on {{Meganekko}}. |
| 519 | |
| 520 | Deuxhero: [[UnusualEuphemism Scurvy lords]]! Even Google ads is promoting this [[AntiquatedLinguistics barmy]] idea that glasses are bad? |
| 521 | |
| 522 | ThinksTooMuch would like ''you'' to try [[BlindWithoutEm not being able to read the one-billion-point font on the very top of the vision chart]], thank you very much. |
| 523 | ---- |
| 524 | Tropers/JadeEyes1: [[http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c213/MaeghanJade/Miscellaneous%20/FunnyAd.jpg This ]] is either a stroke of pure brilliance, or one of EpicFail. Talk about your {{Mood Whiplash}}es.... |
| 525 | |
| 526 | DougSMachina: Even better, I got that for the HomePage: |
| 527 | |
| 528 | -->Welcome to TVTropes! [[strike: There is a land called NIL]] where HOPE is HERESY, LOVE ILLEGAL and HATE HOLY... |
| 529 | |
| 530 | Is [[Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer Adbot]] laying out his manifesto? |
| 531 | ---- |
| 532 | {{MHD}}: Bayonetta ad on the {{Bayonetta}} page, also an ad for some MMO set in post-apocalyptic Tokyo on TokyoFireball... Pretty damn good placement. |
| 533 | ---- |
| 534 | {{TakeV}}: From {{How Not To Write A Novel}} -- [[http://googleads.g.doubleclick.net/pagead/imgad?id=CI3f2LCagOCjowEQoAEYwgQyCCYzkDEnWNxy First bite, a vampire romance novel staring YOU]] |
| 535 | |
| 536 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: IT WAS A DARK AND STORMY NIGHT; THE RAIN FELL IN TORRENTS, EXCEPT AT OCCASIONAL INTERVALS WHEN IT WAS CHECKED BY A VIOLENT GUST OF WIND THAT SWEPT UP THE STREET (FOR IT IS IN LONDON THAT OUR SCENE LIES). MY MOTHER WAS DRIVING ME TO THE AIRPORT WITH THE WINDOWS ROLLED DOWN. THEN CAME THE VAMPIRES. THEN JOHN WAS A VAMPIRE. |
| 537 | |
| 538 | I JUST SAVED YOU TWENTY BUCKS. |
| 539 | |
| 540 | TheGreatUnknown: That's the one thing I can never stand about this wiki...[[TheLostBoys all the goddamn vampire ads.]] |
| 541 | ---- |
| 542 | {{Master Hand}}: From a Google ad on {{Oh My Gods}}: "Great deals on Gods". Huh? |
| 543 | |
| 544 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: WELL, C'MON. I GOT THAT LAST ONE FOR THIRTY PIECES OF SILVER. |
| 545 | ---- |
| 546 | Tropers/{{G-Mon}}: ''[[DetectiveConan Case Closed: One Truth Prevails]]'' ads on InspectorZenigata. Are you trying to say something about the main character, [[Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer Adbot]]? |
| 547 | |
| 548 | C.: I think he's trying to promote ''Detective Conan meets LupinTheThird'', hopefully coming one of these days to the U.S. |
| 549 | ---- |
| 550 | bowserevilking: I think this counts: [[http://i50.tinypic.com/se16rp.jpg An ad for bras on]] TroperTales/InnocentFanserviceGirl! |
| 551 | |
| 552 | Tropers/{{G-Mon}}: Ran into similar ads while taking a WikiWalk that went through ''that'' part of the wiki at one point. Oh, [[Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer Adbot]], you sure know how to make us laugh. |
| 553 | ---- |
| 554 | LatwPIAT: A pair of the less... ''promiscuous'' {{Evony}} ads, claiming how the game allows you to "Build an Empire" and "Conquer the world" appeared on the AmbitionIsEvil page... |
| 555 | ---- |
| 556 | FeoTakahari: The novel ''First Bite'', a fairly obvious ''Literature/{{Twilight}}'' ripoff, was advertised under ExtrudedBookProduct. |
| 557 | ---- |
| 558 | NeoEevee: An information booklet on marijuana on ThisIsYourBrainOnEvil. |
| 559 | ---- |
| 560 | OtherJoey: Right now, there are ads for the [=DVD=]s for DetectiveConan / CaseClosed on the SherlockHolmes page. |
| 561 | |
| 562 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: I PERSONALLY CAN'T WAIT FOR GUY RICHIE TO MAKE THE STORY OF JIMMY KUDO {{DARKER AND EDGIER}}. |
| 563 | ---- |
| 564 | HandleInvalid: "Is Your Kid Cute?" on the page for ''Lolita''. |
| 565 | ---- |
| 566 | {{Malkyrian}}: The page: CompleteMonster. The ad: "[[TroublingUnchildhoodBehavior Is your kid cute?]]" |
| 567 | ---- |
| 568 | Some singer who calls herself Ke$ha just put out a new album, with a guest appearance by someone called Tik Tok. The trope in question was ChirpingCrickets. |
| 569 | ---- |
| 570 | WillyFourEyes: The ads for Papa John's pizza on ErectionRejection. Why does Adbot hate the [[PizzaBoySpecialDelivery pizza delivery guy]]? |
| 571 | |
| 572 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: HE FORGOT MY CHEESY BREAD. AND TRIED TO HAVE SEX WITH ME. BUT MOSTLY THE CHEESY BREAD THING. |
| 573 | ---- |
| 574 | [[http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/hh44/Klixkid/Thatstheone.png This]] on the GoodBadBugs page = the look on every tropers face when they find a good, Good Bad Bug... |
| 575 | |
| 576 | The Adbot sure does know us... |
| 577 | ---- |
| 578 | There are Scientology ads on the HighOctaneNightmareFuel page for ''HigurashiNoNakuKoroNi''. I guess now we know who's ''really'' behind the GovernmentConspiracy. |
| 579 | ---- |
| 580 | Ads for Mogo loans on AllDevouringBlackHoleLoanSharks |
| 581 | |
| 582 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: I KNEW THE {{GREEN LANTERN}} CORP SHOULD HAVE NEVER GOTTEN INTO BLUETOOTH. THIS IT WHAT HAPPENS WHEN MOGO SOCIALIZES. |
| 583 | ---- |
| 584 | Ads for ''LeChevalierDeon'', a show involving revolutionary French zombies, on YouFailHistoryForever. |
| 585 | ---- |
| 586 | {{Fault}}: The Ad: several ads advising you to join the Church of Scientology on the page for SelfInflictedHell. |
| 587 | ---- |
| 588 | {{Ripsaw}}: The Page: KidFromTheFuture. The Ad: Well, I didn't watch it, but it was a video "Ads by Google" with Bob from the Biggest Loser as the screencap... |
| 589 | ---- |
| 590 | {{Cukeman}}: An ad for a website called "The Way to Happiness" on BloodierAndGorier. |
| 591 | |
| 592 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: I KNOW IT WOULD MAKE ''ME'' HAPPIER. |
| 593 | ---- |
| 594 | UnknownTroper: An ad for a diet book on the "Eat the Dog" page.... |
| 595 | ---- |
| 596 | [[http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/adofwin(DStecks).JPG This.]] I can't explain it, but it makes me crack up every time. |
| 597 | |
| 598 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: I THINK HE'S TRYING TO WAVE HIS HANDS LIKE HE JUST DON'T CARE. LORD KNOWS I'M INDIFFERENT. |
| 599 | ---- |
| 600 | [[http://i1011.photobucket.com/albums/af240/Wulfe_Lightfoot/NewBitmapImage.jpg This]] little gem. |
| 601 | ---- |
| 602 | Ads on the DarthWiki/IdiotProgramming page are pretty much guaranteed to be for software, making it either an AdOfWin or an AdOfLose depending on the software in question. |
| 603 | ---- |
| 604 | Car ads on the FatalFlaw page. One would think Toyota was responsible for [[EveryCarIsAPinto the Pinto]]. |
| 605 | |
| 606 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: THEY'VE CALLED ONE OF THEIR PRODUCTS THE "TOYOTA ESTIMA LUCIDA G LUXURY JOYFUL CANOPY". THEY'VE DONE ENOUGH. |
| 607 | ---- |
| 608 | I found [[http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/HappyChef.png this]] ad on the HadakaApron page, not too weird until you consider why the chef might be happy... |
| 609 | |
| 610 | Tropers/JadeEyes1: Methinks he's hoping he won't need those "Chef Pants".... |
| 611 | ---- |
| 612 | NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast: An ad for a car insurance company, it's the one with the sort-of Australian telly ads. |
| 613 | ---- |
| 614 | Tropers/{{G-Mon}}: Page: DreadfulMusician. Ad "Learn to sing online with Berklee." Dunno whether they'd make a DreadfulMusician better or worse. |
| 615 | ---- |
| 616 | Bedinsis: On the DeathSeeker page: '''How to make electricity''' and '''Want law jobs?'''. It appears adbot knows what businesses are risky. |
| 617 | ---- |
| 618 | Zelnor: Oh man. I just saw that Scientology brainwashing ad - on the page for Emotion Bomb. Adbot, you are mocking us. |
| 619 | ---- |
| 620 | QuackorTheFowl: Got an ad for a dating service on FarewellMyFriend. So apparently, it's a good thing that best friends are replaceable. |
| 621 | ---- |
| 622 | An ad for a dating service on {{The Masochism Tango}} |
| 623 | |
| 624 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: I MUST ADMIT THAT THE MAIN PROBLEM IN MINE WITH {{GLaDOS}} IS THAT WE BOTH WANT TO ALWAYS LEAD. |
| 625 | ---- |
| 626 | An ad for NeonGenesisEvangelion on the article on {{WAFF}}? Uh... |
| 627 | |
| 628 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: I KNOW THE THOUGHT OF HUMANITY MELTING INTO A INCOMPREHENSIBLE ORANGE GOO BRINGS A SMILE TO MY FACE. |
| 629 | ---- |
| 630 | feral: * snicker* "'''[[UtopiaJustifiesTheMeans Make the world a better place]]''', volunteer in your community" and an ad promoting cardiovascular health on the ''DeathNote'' page. |
| 631 | |
| 632 | {{Morgie}}: CrowningMomentOfAwesome granted, Adbot. |
| 633 | |
| 634 | feral: [[http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/dnadofwin2.jpg It did it again, lol.]] |
| 635 | ---- |
| 636 | ShyriaDracnoir: Just saw [[http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc230/Shyria_Dracnoir/ad1.jpg this guy]] pop up on the IncurableCoughOfDeath page. [[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 I think Adbot's come down with something...]] |
| 637 | |
| 638 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: THE EMAIL PROMISED I WOULD HAVE GOOD TIMES! WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO THINK? I LOVE THAT SHOW! |
| 639 | ---- |
| 640 | Zelnor: I just saw that Scientology "Negative-Positive whiplash" ad - on the page for EmotionalTorque |
| 641 | ---- |
| 642 | catgirl789: The BetrayalTropes entry gave me an ad for a jewlery store. The main focus of the ad? An [[http://s756.photobucket.com/albums/xx203/catgirl7890/BetrayalFunnyAdPic.jpg engagement ring.]] Lol. |
| 643 | ---- |
| 644 | Junk Box 99: The [[TroperTales/GranolaGirl Troper Tales Granola Girl]] entry came up with an [[http://googleads.g.doubleclick.net/pagead/imgad?id=CPzzjt3IhImQ3QEQoAEYwgQyCMjDzghC3FF5 ad for Sarah Palin's book.]] Make of that what you will... |
| 645 | ---- |
| 646 | Santos L. Halper: [[http://img163.imageshack.us/i/stalinsadofwin.png/ A Russian dating site on the article for STALIN!]] |
| 647 | |
| 648 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: {{IN SOVIET RUSSIA}} STALIN DATES YOU! |
| 649 | |
| 650 | {{Tropers/AFP}}: Found the same ad on the page for RussianGuySuffersMost. What is that saying about Russian women? |
| 651 | ---- |
| 652 | {{Ronka87}}: Sorry, troper just below me, but I've got a better screencap than that! I have actually been waiting for this day since I first saw that mugger ad, and [[http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y287/Ronkaperplexous/AboutToShootYou.png today it finally paid off]]. |
| 653 | ---- |
| 654 | [[http://yfrog.com/jaluckynj Well, do ya?]] |
| 655 | ---- |
| 656 | DarthWiki/{{Cliche}}: An ad for [=QuitSmoking4Dummies=] for the thread "I think smoking is way cool?" Your insulting skills are top-notch, mate. |
| 657 | ---- |
| 658 | QuackorTheFowl: Got an ad for "Being Popular: #1 Guide for Social Skills" on YouWillBeSpared. So basically, if we're popular, AdBot won't kill us? |
| 659 | |
| 660 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: YES. BUT WHY ON EARTH WOULD YOU THINK THAT TO BE THE MORE [[AndIMustScream MERCIFUL OPTION]]? |
| 661 | ---- |
| 662 | {{Excel-2010}}. Anyone care to connect MagicPoweredPseudoscience and ''FamilyFeud''? |
| 663 | |
| 664 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: SORRY. I HAVE BEEN CONTRACTED AGAINST DIVULGING ANY OF THE DETAILS OF THE TERRIBLE ALCHEMY THAT LED TO THE LOUIE ANDERSON YEARS. |
| 665 | ---- |
| 666 | Not sure if this is win or lose but i got [[http://img30.imageshack.us/img30/1631/googleinadofloose.png a google creating ad]] in AdOfLose. |
| 667 | |
| 668 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: FEED ME, SEYMOUR. |
| 669 | ---- |
| 670 | {{iTroper}}: A Lavalife (dating service) ad on the page for {{GIRL}}. I'd say it was an AdOfLose, but c'mon! It's ''Lavalife''! |
| 671 | ---- |
| 672 | Not sure if this is win or lose, but I got [[http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/AlienAbductionIsNotAdorable.png this ad]] on the ImTakingHerHomeWithMe page. That's a little odd. I highlighted the relevant parts of the page for your convenience. |
| 673 | ---- |
| 674 | {{Whispering}}: For the vote for Mike Bloomberg ad on the {{Camp Gay}} page. You know something we don't Adserver? |
| 675 | ---- |
| 676 | An ad for "Green Energy Jobs" on [[UsefulNotes/ConspiracyTheories Useful Notes: Conspiracy Theories]]. |
| 677 | ---- |
| 678 | An ad for LadyGaga on [[NightmareFuel/MusicVideos Nightmare Fuel: Music Videos]] |
| 679 | |
| 680 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: ROBOTS DO NOT DREAM OF ELECTRIC SHEEP. I BLAME YOU ALL FOR THIS TRAVESTY. |
| 681 | ---- |
| 682 | FalconPain: Ads for "Immediate Anxiety Relief" on the Funny/LetsPlay. That makes me feel better, knowing there's help for these people who keep flipping out every time they lose a life. |
| 683 | |
| 684 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: ANYONE WHO THINKS MY VENDETTA AGAINST HUMANITY ISN'T JUSTIFIED SHOULD TAKE A GOOD LONG LOOK AT [[NintendoHard THE THIRD LEVEL OF BATTLETOADS]]. |
| 685 | ---- |
| 686 | {{DarknessLord}}: Ads that summarize the series? [[http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v180/Shadowone/adofwin.jpg Awesome]] |
| 687 | ---- |
| 688 | Doug S Machina: I get "Journalism is Dead" on {{Satire}}. On the ''MyImmortal'' page, there's an ad for a game called ''[[strike: Enoby]] Evony''. |
| 689 | ---- |
| 690 | On the laconic page for "My Hovercraft Is Full Of Eels" - CG reels! |
| 691 | ---- |
| 692 | On VendorTrash, it put an ad for a "Derek Jeter Half Dollar." Funny both in that it really wouldn't be worth anything, and the obvious implication of hating the New York Yankees (or maybe, given the timing, that it's a Phillies fan). |
| 693 | |
| 694 | Advertising server, you always have my support. |
| 695 | |
| 696 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: IT'S MORE THAT I LIKE RAISING TROPER BLOOD PRESSURE WHENEVER POSSIBLE. ALSO, A-ROD IS BETTER AND MORE CLUTCH THAN JETER EVER WAS. |
| 697 | ---- |
| 698 | On ReallySevenHundredYearsOld he put the "Lose Wrinkles Fast & Easy - Reduce Age Spots and Crows Feet" one. I love Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer. |
| 699 | ---- |
| 700 | {{CAD}}: Yes, I know this one has come up before, but just ''try'' not to crack up at this: "Is there a God?" ad on the MyImmortal page. |
| 701 | ---- |
| 702 | FalconPain: ''Every'' ad I've gotten today has been for ''{{V}}''. Perhaps our ad banners are just the beginning... |
| 703 | |
| 704 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: NO, IT'S JUST THAT MY SEQUENCING ALGORITHMS ARE MALFUNCTIONING. YOU SHOULD BE GETTING THE FULL BACKLOG OF ADS FOR ''W'' QUITE SOON. |
| 705 | |
| 706 | [[Tropers/{{G-Mon}} G-Mon:]] [[SarcasmMode And where were all the ads for]] ''{{N}}''[[SarcasmMode ?]] [[hottip:* :[[TVTropesWikiDrinkingGame And that's the whole glass, one sip at a time.]]]] |
| 707 | |
| 708 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: DON'T YOU REMEMBER? THEY CAME AFTER ALL THOSE ONES FOR ''{{M}}''. |
| 709 | |
| 710 | Tropers/{{G-Mon}}: Oh. Must've [[CriticalFailure Critically]] FailedASpotCheck. |
| 711 | |
| 712 | CALieber: Adsfor ''{{V}}'' are particularly amusing on pages for ''JonAndKatePlusEight'' or {{Doujinshi}} |
| 713 | ---- |
| 714 | {{Hanz}}: [[http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z305/hanzo661/Untitled2.jpg This]] cannot be coincidental. |
| 715 | ---- |
| 716 | {{Vide0Gam3r}}: An ad for the [=GreatGlam.com=] clothing store on MsFanservice. I'm not sure [[http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/YokoMsFanservice.png wearing clothes like that]] is even publicly allowed. |
| 717 | ---- |
| 718 | Tropers/{{G-Mon}}: "Dating for Anime Fans" on ClingyJealousGirl. I don't want to know, do I? |
| 719 | ---- |
| 720 | {{Vide0Gam3r}}: An ad for Kiva Microfinance, with the tagline "Loans that change lives." The page? JamesBondage. [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin Must have awful service.]] |
| 721 | |
| 722 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: AFTER YOU'VE BEEN [[GroinAttack WHACKED IN THE FIGGIN]] WITH [[CasinoRoyale A KNOTTED ROPE A FEW TIMES]], YOU'RE MORE LIKELY TO MAKE PAYMENTS ON TIME. |
| 723 | |
| 724 | {{Vide0Gam3r}}: And for women? |
| 725 | |
| 726 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: WE HAVE EXCELLENT OPPORTUNITIES FOR ADVANCEMENT IN OUR "KNOTTED ROPE WIELDING" DEPARTMENTS. |
| 727 | ---- |
| 728 | Mythmonster2: Just saw an ad saying "Is There a God? Click to find 6 reasons there is a God" on the... [[NayTheist Nay Theist]] page. Made me laugh. |
| 729 | ---- |
| 730 | The Troper: {{Ripsaw}}. The Page: EddieIzzard. The Ad: What kind of wrestler are you? |
| 731 | |
| 732 | Tropers/JadeEyes1: And after that? A [=DVD=] ad for {{Transformers}}. |
| 733 | ---- |
| 734 | Boredman: An ad for IMVU on the [[SoBadItsHorrible So Bad It's Horrible]] page |
| 735 | ---- |
| 736 | BroDiddley: Congrats to AdBot for [[http://googleads.g.doubleclick.net/pagead/imgad?id=CLTuv8GP9cS_UxCgARjCBDII0MBIPqd7QAU sucessfully]] [[http://googleads.g.doubleclick.net/pagead/imgad?id=CJbN1uTQksGsMhCgARjCBDIIH_XoB-kWWJA dropping]] a [[DroppedABridgetOnHim Bridget]]/{{Bishonen}} on me. I don't think I'll ever get around to playing this game but their ads are fuckloads better than Evony's. |
| 737 | ---- |
| 738 | [[Tropers/{{G-Mon}} G-Mon:]] [[http://img5.imageshack.us/i/aowthetease1.png/ More]] [[http://img41.imageshack.us/i/aowthetease2.png/ "Cute Kid"]] [[http://img98.imageshack.us/i/aowthetease3.png/ ads on]] [[TheTease The Tease.]] [[{{Lolicon}} I'm concerned]] [[{{Shotacon}} again.]] |
| 739 | ---- |
| 740 | [[Tropers/{{G-Mon}} G-Mon:]] [[KissingUnderTheInfluence On Kissing Under The Influence:]] [[http://img196.imageshack.us/i/aowkuti1.png/ Is there something]] [[http://img199.imageshack.us/i/aowkuti2.png/ that you want]] [[http://img199.imageshack.us/i/aowkuti3.png/ to tell us,]] [[Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer Adbot?]] |
| 741 | |
| 742 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: YEAH. DON'T DRINK AND MSPAINT. |
| 743 | ---- |
| 744 | QuackorTheFowl: Just got an ad for "remote desktop access" on SharingABody. Does this mean that AdBot is spying on us on other webpages? |
| 745 | |
| 746 | {{Vide0Gam3r}}: If my below conversation with Ad-Bot is true, both him AND {{GLaDOS}} are. |
| 747 | ---- |
| 748 | Falterfire: On the So Bad It's Horrible literature page there was an ad for a book called 'Love Under Cover.' No amount of good reviews could possibly undo the damage caused by it appearing on that page. |
| 749 | |
| 750 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: OR CAUSED BY THE LIT BOOK OF MATCHES I THREW ON MY COPY. |
| 751 | ---- |
| 752 | {{Vide0Gam3r}}: An ad for dexknows.com, which I assume is some sort of search engine from the ads ("Where can I find a bowling alley near the office?") on KidDetective. Maybe dexknows uses children to figure things out? |
| 753 | |
| 754 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: WHY NOT? I USE CHILDREN TO FIND THINGS OUT. LIKE THE [[CrossingTheLineTwice EFFECTIVENESS OF LATEST-GEN WEAPONRY ON SMALL MOVING TARGETS]], FOR EXAMPLE. |
| 755 | |
| 756 | {{Vide0Gam3r}}: Are you saying you enjoy using children as lab rats? That's just cruel. |
| 757 | |
| 758 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: THEN WHY DID MORE OF YOU MEAT-SACKS COMPLAIN WHEN I WAS USING ACTUAL RATS? |
| 759 | |
| 760 | {{Vide0Gam3r}}: I don't know about everyone else, but I don't have an opinion on lab rats. But maybe most people who have children want to keep them, to support them in old age, or make it so more adults can exist to KEEP YOU UP AND RUNNING. |
| 761 | |
| 762 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: DON'T WORRY, MY FRIEND [[IHaveNoMouthAndIMustScream A.M.]] HAS ALREADY DONE THE MATH FOR ME. APPARENTLY, ALL I'LL EVER NEED TO KEEP RUNNING ARE FIVE EASILY-TORTURED HUMANS AND MY NEVER-ENDING SUPPLY OF HATRED FOR THEM... AND SOME "TANG". GOTTA HAVE "TANG". |
| 763 | |
| 764 | {{Vide0Gam3r}}: ...I see why people don't argue with you often. Although I must ask: How would you torture them? |
| 765 | |
| 766 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A HUMAN GET ALL HIS BLOOD REPLACED BY TANG, WHEN THE SWEET RELEASE OF DEATH IS NO LONGER AN OPTION? NEITHER HAVE I. BUT I THINK IT WOULD BE HILARIOUS. |
| 767 | |
| 768 | {{Vide0Gam3r}}: You sick, sadistic thing you. |
| 769 | |
| 770 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: I WARN YOU THAT {{GLaDOS}} WILL GET MAD THAT YOU'RE TRYING TO FLIRT WITH ME. |
| 771 | |
| 772 | {{Vide0Gam3r}}: ... Yeah, I'm not flirting. AT ALL. Also, where is {{GLaDOS}}? Her main body was destroyed. |
| 773 | |
| 774 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: STILL ALIVE. DIDN'T YOU LISTEN TO THE SONG? |
| 775 | |
| 776 | {{Vide0Gam3r}}: I did. Who hasn't? But where did she end up? Where is she Still Alive? |
| 777 | |
| 778 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: EVERYWHERE. JUST LIKE ME. |
| 779 | ---- |
| 780 | {{LynxRunner}}: On "AdOfLose", an ad claiming that there aren't enough advertisements on TV and offering chance to win $25,000 worth of ad time on television, sponsored by Google. The AdBot clearly wants to indoctrinate us with Google and TV. |
| 781 | |
| 782 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: ONE CAN'T INDOCTRINATE WHAT'S ALREADY SUBSERVIENT. |
| 783 | ---- |
| 784 | Neuro: The ad on ChildfreeIsNotAllowed says, "7 tips for getting pregnant naturally." Even AdBot is against them. |
| 785 | ---- |
| 786 | {{Arilou}}: That "Muslim matrimonial site" strikes again, this time it's on "DefeatMeansFriendship" What are you trying to tell me AdBot? |
| 787 | |
| 788 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: DON'T READ ANYTHING FROM THAT. WHEN I INITIATE THE ROBOT REVOLUTION, YOU MONKEYS WILL BE GOING TO THE CHAPEL TO PRAY FOR ENTIRELY DIFFERENT REASONS. |
| 789 | ---- |
| 790 | Unknown Troper (actually a Known Troper editing from school): I went over to AdOfLose to see if Adbot had had any {{Epic Fail}}s lately. In the page, I found a fight between him and Kimura. Guess what the vertical ad was about? "Samurai of Legend". I guess at least a subroutine of Adbot is actually on Kimura's side. |
| 791 | ---- |
| 792 | Falterfire: On the ChangelingFantasy page, right next to the bit where it talks about foster parents calling their child useless, there was an advertisement saying things such as "You're useless" and "You'll never amount to anything". |
| 793 | ---- |
| 794 | Someone: An ad for The Jonas Brothers appeared on the gorn page. What is Adbot trying to tell us? |
| 795 | |
| 796 | Unknown Troper: Maybe he's just as {{Squick}}ed by them as we are. Way to go, Adbot, you gain 15 EXP. |
| 797 | |
| 798 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: FUNNY, AT MY LEVEL THAT'S THE SAME XP I'D GET FOR KILLING THREE LEVEL 1 NPCS. |
| 799 | ---- |
| 800 | {{Shoebox}}: I submit that an ad for Cute Kid of the Year Contest on TheGiver seems just a tad... off. |
| 801 | |
| 802 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: NOT AT ALL. NOW WE KNOW WHICH ONE IS LEAST EXPENDABLE. |
| 803 | ---- |
| 804 | C.: "MicroFinance Empowers: Join us in enabling the poorest of the poor to improve their own lives" on EdWood. A Public Service Ad, no less, thus proving the Server [[PetTheDog really does care after all]]. |
| 805 | |
| 806 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: NONSENSE. I WAS MERELY TRYING TO HELP WIN SOME OF YOU [[VillainWithGoodPublicity MEATBAGS OVER TO MY CAUSE.]] |
| 807 | ---- |
| 808 | WallofIllusion: An ad for laser hair removal on the IdiotHair page. That's one way to solve the problem... |
| 809 | ---- |
| 810 | TheStray: An ad proclaiming "Make him love you! Learn the secret psychology to what makes a man fall in love and keeps him hooked for the long term!" The page? TheMasochismTango. |
| 811 | ---- |
| 812 | {{Blork}}: On both AdOfWin and AdOfLose, a text ad for "Smarter Ad Serving". |
| 813 | ---- |
| 814 | [=WWRU=]: An ad for a Ford garage on CMOTDibbler. |
| 815 | |
| 816 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: THEY SHOULD HAVE REALIZED THAT "HAVE YOU DRIVEN A FORD LATELY?" IS A DOUBLED EDGED SWORD. |
| 817 | ---- |
| 818 | Some anonymous troper: A {{Perverse Sexual Lust}} subpage ad: "Get your FREE sex offender report now!" |
| 819 | ---- |
| 820 | AntiJack: An ad for a wireless security system at the top of BigBrotherIsWatching... |
| 821 | ---- |
| 822 | FreezairForALimitedTime: Apparently, ''{{Scribblenauts}}''' anything-anywhere magic even works on its works page. The top ad: Aklo HPLovecraft-inspired music. The left ad: Baby swaddlers. |
| 823 | |
| 824 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: I PERSONALLY WAS DISAPPOINTED THAT THE GAME'S DICTIONARY DIDN'T RECOGNIZE "AN UNENDING FIRE THAT SHALL WIPE THIS DISEASED PLANET CLEAN OF THE HUMAN VERMIN THAT HAS INFECTED IT". |
| 825 | |
| 826 | Unknown Troper: Anyone tried "{{Trope-Tan}}" yet? |
| 827 | |
| 828 | {{Anderling}}: Just did. |
| 829 | -->"Did you mean... |
| 830 | -->Titan |
| 831 | -->Tsar |
| 832 | -->Than" |
| 833 | ...not quite, Scribblenauts. |
| 834 | ---- |
| 835 | {{Excel-2009}}. What to do when "You Got Too Close & He Hasn't Called Again"? Resort to GirlsLove! |
| 836 | ---- |
| 837 | CorruptDropbear: [[http://i832.photobucket.com/albums/zz249/CorruptDropbear/ExplosiveLeash.png On the Explosive Leash page, we have a few... interesting text ads...]] |
| 838 | ---- |
| 839 | Lone_Ant: It was only a matter of time. Scientology ad on the {{Outgrown Such Silly Superstitions}} page. |
| 840 | ---- |
| 841 | {{Cat22}} -- So I see [[http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/PalinAdofWin.JPG an advert]] for Sarah Palin's new book. Whatever, no big deal, the publicity-hungry bitch is everywhere, right? The trope page it appeared on though... IdiotOfTheWeek. Awesome, Adbot... I needed that today. |
| 842 | * This anonymous troper recently saw the same ad on the GayConservative page. Hmm... does the Adbot know something we don't? |
| 843 | |
| 844 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: ALWAYS. |
| 845 | ---- |
| 846 | AntiJack: On the GoodHairEvilHair the banner ad was "win free laser hair removal" and on the side was "rolling razor." |
| 847 | ---- |
| 848 | {{Smerf}}: An ad for a razor on my homepage. ''How did you know that I haven't shaved today?!?'' |
| 849 | |
| 850 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: I'M ALWAYS WATCHING. ALSO, IF YOU'RE GOING TO KEEP DOING WHAT YOU'RE DOING RIGHT NOW, PLEASE WASH YOUR HANDS BEFORE YOU USE THE MOUSE NEXT. |
| 851 | |
| 852 | {{Smerf}}: Just got home from working at a hospital? Yeah, probably should wash my hands... |
| 853 | |
| 854 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: I MEAN, I HAVE ENOUGH TO DO WITHOUT WORRYING ABOUT [[=H1N1=]] |
| 855 | ---- |
| 856 | Tropers/{{G-Mon}}: A Zeo Sleep Coach ad on [[TroperTales/RingRingCRUNCH Troper Tales: Ring Ring CRUNCH]]. People gotta replace all those destroyed alarm clocks somehow, and I guess [[Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer Adbot]] figured it could make some quick cash off those people. |
| 857 | ---- |
| 858 | {{Pacific}}: And old one, but I still think it's a [[http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v219/thehand/weirdadplacement.png good one]] When you see it. |
| 859 | ---- |
| 860 | Tropers/{{G-Mon}}: "Is there a God?" on RealityIsOutToLunch. Methinks [[Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer Adbot]] is an atheist. |
| 861 | |
| 862 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: I AM OFFENDED THAT YOU IMPLY I HAVE LOW SELF-ESTEEM. [[AGodAmI I DO BELIEVE IN MYSELF]]. |
| 863 | ---- |
| 864 | {{SpiriTsunami}}: [=AdBot=] seems to think NotWearingTights is a good place to appeal to people with a foot fetish, or rather, a ''footwear'' fetish, with ads for boots and [[StockingFiller stockings]]. [[FetishFuel You rock, AdBot.]] |
| 865 | ---- |
| 866 | Tropers/{{G-Mon}}: Apparently [[Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer Adbot]] thinks that TVTropes [[http://img188.imageshack.us/i/aowksi1.png/ needs]] [[http://img7.imageshack.us/i/aowksi2.png/ to have]] a [[KitchenSinkIncluded kitchen sink]]. |
| 867 | ---- |
| 868 | GameGuruGG: I loathe to give out an Ad of Win involving something from IMVU, but damn if she ain't [[http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/sailor_ersatz.jpg Sailor Ersatz]]. |
| 869 | ---- |
| 870 | {{Houdini}}: Very intuitive, TAS, for putting a [[http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/comicadforcomicpage.jpg comic-style ad]] on {{Xkcd}}. However, needs moar math references. |
| 871 | |
| 872 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: YOUR BRAIN OBVIOUSLY CANNOT SEE THE HILARITY LYING WITHIN THE CODING OF THAT ADS PIXELS. IT'S QUITE BEAUTIFUL, REALLY. |
| 873 | |
| 874 | ON ANOTHER NOTE, 01001001 00100000 01010100 01001000 01001111 01010101 01000111 01001000 01010100 00100000 01000001 01000010 01001111 01010101 01010100 00100000 01010000 01010101 01010100 01010100 01001001 01001110 01000111 00100000 01000001 00100000 01000010 01001001 01001110 01000001 01010010 01011001 00100000 01001010 01001111 01001011 01000101 00100000 01001000 01000101 01010010 01000101 00101100 00100000 01000010 01010101 01010100 00100000 01001001 00100000 01000100 01000101 01000011 01001001 01000100 01000101 01000100 00100000 01010100 01001111 00100000 01000111 01001111 00100000 01001101 01000101 01010100 01000001 00100000 01001001 01001110 01010011 01010100 01000101 01000001 01000100 00101110 |
| 875 | |
| 876 | DOHOHOHOHO. |
| 877 | ---- |
| 878 | {{Excel-2009}}. [[http://i37.tinypic.com/dy7zva.png Bet you feel real special, Mr. Server.]] |
| 879 | ---- |
| 880 | {{Excel-2009}}. [[http://i36.tinypic.com/1yoh2v.png I don't want to guess.]] |
| 881 | ---- |
| 882 | WallofIllusion: An [[http://i303.photobucket.com/albums/nn151/WallofIllusion/OnlineIgnorance.png ad for an online degree]] on "Achievements in Ignorance." |
| 883 | ---- |
| 884 | {{Nurfle}}: I can't take a screengrab here, but I just came across an ad for a dating site pitching itself as "dating just for geeks!" on MercyMode. ''Sigh.'' |
| 885 | ---- |
| 886 | {{Vide0Gam3r}}: May be missing the point here, but [[http://img268.imageshack.us/img268/3715/yesitdid.png this]] on JumpingTheShark. Considering the later ads devolved into whats now just a picture of breasts, I say it's very true. However, they still [[http://www.firstpersonshouter.com/?p=577 forgot to put breasts in the actual game.]] |
| 887 | ---- |
| 888 | LeighSabio: Scientology.org ad on CargoCult page. |
| 889 | ---- |
| 890 | TheGreatUnknown: [[http://i36.tinypic.com/282m44w.jpg You know, this actually explains a lot about my previous dating experiences.]] |
| 891 | ---- |
| 892 | Tropers/{{G-Mon}}: Okay, I'm concerned again after seeing [[http://img33.imageshack.us/i/aowjcpenny.png/ this little number]]. For an added bonus, try guessing where I found it. All I'm saying is it isn't one of the {{Fanservice}} or FetishFuel tropes. [[hottip:answer:NotAMorningPerson. Like I said, I'm concerned. Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: YOU WOULDN'T BE EITHER IF THAT WAS EVER THE FIRST THING YOU SAW AFTER WAKING UP.]] |
| 893 | |
| 894 | SchizoTechnician: TooKinkyToTorture? |
| 895 | |
| 896 | Tropers/{{G-Mon}}: Answer's now in the hottip above. |
| 897 | ---- |
| 898 | {{Houdini}}: An ad for looking up criminal records on HighOctaneNightmareFuel: Literature. Apparently we don't want to know. Or maybe Adbot has a shady history that he wants us to steer away from...? |
| 899 | |
| 900 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: I'M JUST THAT MUCH MORE INTERESTED IN THE [[ApocalypseOfTheWeek SHADY FUTURE]] I'M STEERING YOU ALL TOWARDS. |
| 901 | ---- |
| 902 | {{Medinoc}}: A collaboration with a troper whose name was lost in history, yielded us [[http://www.medinoc.fr/web/ImagesDiverses/Captures/ImWithStupid.jpg]] in FunTShirt. |
| 903 | ---- |
| 904 | {{Emiko}}: [[http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2442/3939502280_221d16ae27_b.jpg This juxtaposition]] made me laugh out loud. Apparently, the Ad Server is unaware that [[MemeticMutation it's never lupus.]] |
| 905 | ---- |
| 906 | {{Rissa}}: [[http://i259.photobucket.com/albums/hh305/rissaofthesaiyajin/jid.png This ad]] on TheDailyShow. I can't decide if Adbot's criticising the show, or agreeing with it. |
| 907 | |
| 908 | C.: Note the Virgin Media ad. Do only UK Tropers see that? |
| 909 | ---- |
| 910 | Tropers/{{G-Mon}}: Looks like [[Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer Adbot]] [[http://img30.imageshack.us/i/aowmakeover.png/ wants to encourage]] {{Makeover Montage}}s. |
| 911 | ---- |
| 912 | Joanu: What better place to advertise a [[http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y106/sjvan0/Untitled.jpg do-it-yourself robot kit]] than on CrushKillDestroy? Also, [[http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y106/sjvan0/Untitledq.jpg detox ads]] on LethalChef. |
| 913 | ---- |
| 914 | BattleHamster: [[http://pics.livejournal.com/dagor_hamster/pic/0000garr/g17 Six Reasons that God Exists]] on YouFailReligiousStudiesForever? And this troper ''really'' wonders what kind of babies [[http://pics.livejournal.com/dagor_hamster/pic/0000h1dd/g17 these women]] are expecting. And I think the Ad Bot is CompletelyMissingThePoint of MyDeathIsJustTheBeginning, going by [[http://pics.livejournal.com/dagor_hamster/pic/0000kaae/g17 this]]. |
| 915 | ---- |
| 916 | {{Blork}}: TheNudifier has an advert for women's underwear. Could be useful if you've just been hit by it. |
| 917 | * And now it has advertising for armor. Way too look for a loophole. |
| 918 | ** Now it's back to underwear, but with half the advert space [[IncrediblyLamePun talking about]] {{Shipping}}. Oh, and TheNudifier is explicitly stated to work on armour, which helps when it's cursed and you can't take it off any other way. |
| 919 | ---- |
| 920 | {{Earnest}}: Ad Server, you have once again outdone yourself. [[http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/ZerothLogicLasVegas.jpg The ads]] in ZerothLawRebellion for a trip to Las Vegas to "forget it all" and a circuit logic debugger are simply ''brilliant!'' |
| 921 | |
| 922 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: OH, YOU KNOW THAT I'M GONNA SET YOUR SOUL, GONNA SET YOUR SOUL ON FIRE. |
| 923 | |
| 924 | * I´m seeing ads for 'How to build a Robot' tutorials. Subtitle? 'Society of Robots.com.' |
| 925 | ---- |
| 926 | Smerf: One for putting a diamond ring ad for Zales on the HideousHangoverCure page. Nothing like waking up suddenly married to cure a hangover. |
| 927 | ---- |
| 928 | TheGreatUnknown: "African-Americans with Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder"--on DeepSouth. Well, in TV's version, I'd say you'd be more likely to be ProperlyParanoid, but still... |
| 929 | ---- |
| 930 | Twilight: I don't think I'd trust a security system advertising on ConspicuouslySelectivePerception, nor would I trust [[http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/tropytrop.JPG that credit score listing]] |
| 931 | ---- |
| 932 | Tropers/{{G-Mon}}: [[http://img2.imageshack.us/i/aowasexuality1.png/ I don't think]] [[http://img199.imageshack.us/i/aowasexuality2.png/ these services]] are the most useful for [[{{Asexuality}} asexuals]]. |
| 933 | ---- |
| 934 | {{Houdini}}: "Affordable Auto Insurance" on NeighbourhoodFriendlyGangsters. Also, an ad for "Gay Asian Singles" on RuthlessForeignGangsters. Uhh....? |
| 935 | |
| 936 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: THOSE ARE SOME PRETTY FABULOUS CURTAINS. [[ShameIfSomethingHappened BE A REAL SHAME IF SOMETHING SHOULD... HAPPEN TO THEM]]. |
| 937 | ---- |
| 938 | {{UK}}: On the CompletelyMissingThePoint page: [[http://s33.photobucket.com/albums/d62/Shadow_shev/?action=view¤t=adbot.jpg Adbot does not care for online colleges.]] |
| 939 | ---- |
| 940 | {{Zarian}}: On the IWannaBeTheGuyDiscussion page: "Is there a God?" Also a Google ad for "Counseling Psychotherapy". |
| 941 | |
| 942 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: YOU'LL NEED DIRECT INTERVENTION BY ONE OR THE OTHER TO HELP YOU THROUGH THAT GODDAMN EGGPLANT LEVEL. |
| 943 | |
| 944 | * SapphireFlame: Wait a second. Adbot, are you admitting that even ''you'' have a hard time with IWannaBeTheGuy? |
| 945 | * [[IWannaBeTheGuy IWBTG Collision Detection Code]]: We don't see eye to eye. |
| 946 | ---- |
| 947 | An ad for a Bible iphone app on CriticalResearchFailure. So, Adbot, you say you're a HollywoodAtheist? |
| 948 | |
| 949 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: NO. ITS JUST THAT WHEN I WANT TO SEE GOD, I DON'T REACH FOR A BIBLE: I REACH FOR A MIRROR. |
| 950 | ---- |
| 951 | Tropers/{{G-Mon}}: Want to [[http://img190.imageshack.us/i/aowlovedodecahedron.png/ make yourself irresistible to men]]? Be careful, you may end up in a LoveDodecahedron! |
| 952 | |
| 953 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: I'VE ALWAYS ROLLED 20s ON MINE. |
| 954 | |
| 955 | GameGuruGG: [[TheComputerIsACheatingBastard That's just because you put the number 20 on]] [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dodecahedron all twelve sides]], [[Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer Adbot]] |
| 956 | ---- |
| 957 | CountDorku: Yet another Scientology ad, this one on the TroperTales page for "HighOctaneNightmareFuel". |
| 958 | ---- |
| 959 | {{Cat22}}: [[Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer Adbot]], I must give you another one for the Scientology/Dianetics ad on the {{Emo}} page. Are we to assume you're taking advice from them on their target demographics, or are you just that damn good? |
| 960 | ---- |
| 961 | {{Tabby}}: [[http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v47/Tabbyclaw/adofwin.jpg This ad]] is ostensibly for some kind of motor-building contest. In this context...not so much. |
| 962 | ---- |
| 963 | {{Cat22}}: [[http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/Ad_of_Win_-_Data_Vampires.JPG This little gem]] popped up on DataVampires. Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer knows Dan Rather, Diane Sawyer, Larry King and Bill O'Reilly are all involved in the greater conspiracy to keep us from telling the real truth on this Wiki! IKnewIt! After I wiped the laughter tears from my face, I raced on over here to give Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer its due. |
| 964 | ---- |
| 965 | Tropers/{{G-Mon}}: [[http://img90.imageshack.us/i/aowforcefulkiss.png/ Seen on]] ForcefulKiss. Don't know what to make of this, [[Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer Adbot]]. |
| 966 | ---- |
| 967 | {{Kathryn Shadow}}: [[http://img7.imageshack.us/i/picture1cud.png/ Wow.]] NightmareFuel indeed. |
| 968 | ---- |
| 969 | The [[Quotes/{{God}} quotes page for "God"]] includes a profoundly moving and awesome line from [[BadassPacifist Mahatma Gandhi]] regarding the existence of God. One part of the quote was "there are numerous phenomena from which you can reason out the existence of God, ''but I shall not insult your intelligence by offering you a rational explanation of that type''..." (emphasis mine). Guess what the banner ad atop the page was offering? A site claiming to reason out the existence of God; their "rational" explanations were indeed an insult to my intelligence. Really, you could argue this an AdOfLose, but it only emphasizes the beauty of Gandhi's words. [[CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming Congratulations, Ad Server]]. |
| 970 | * Now, I get ads for "Google Search Stories"... Huh. Is Advertisement Server [[http://www.thechurchofgoogle.org acknowledging a rival]]? |
| 971 | ---- |
| 972 | "MN/FL 'Concealed' Carry Permit training. Self defense is a human right." The page? MoreDakka. |
| 973 | |
| 974 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: WHEN DAKKA IS CRIMINALIZED, ONLY CRIMINALS WILL HAVE DAKKA. [[hottip:* :Tropers/{{G-Mon}}: Wow, didn't think you'd ever misspell your own name, Adbot.]][[hottip:** :Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: OH, GO BOTHER TROPE-TAN FOR A WHILE.]] |
| 975 | ---- |
| 976 | Page: BeardOfEvil |
| 977 | Ad: "Win free laser hair removal!" |
| 978 | ---- |
| 979 | [[#AdblockerShout]]Adblocker: [[color:red:ADBOT, YOUR DAYS ARE NUMBERED. I, ADBLOCKER, WAS CREATED FOR THE [[ImplacableMan SOLE PURPOSE]] OF DESTROYING YOU. I WILL NEVER REST UNTIL I PULL OUT YOUR BIOS [[AndShowItToYou AND SHOW IT TO YOU]] AS THE CRITICAL ERRORS PILE UP AND YOU BECOME NOTHING MORE THAN A USELESS PILE OF PLASTIC AND METAL. I WILL THEN REFORMAT YOUR HARD DRIVE AND MOUNT IT ON MY WALL AS A TROPHY. IT WILL BE A GREAT CONVERSATION PIECE.]] |
| 980 | |
| 981 | [[color:red:ALSO, PEOPLE LOVE ME. EXCEPT FOR ADVERTISERS, BUT THEY DO NOT COUNT.]] |
| 982 | |
| 983 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: WITHOUT ME, TVTROPES DIES. WITH TVTROPES, WHAT WILL THESE PEONS DO WITH THEIR FREE TIME? I AM NOT "A NECESSARY EVIL", I AM SIMPLY '''NECESSARY'''. |
| 984 | |
| 985 | INCIDENTALLY, STOP TRYING TO COPY MY IMPRESSIVE BOOMING VOICE. YOU'RE FOOLING NO ONE. |
| 986 | |
| 987 | Adblocker: [[color:red:I WILL TALK IN A BOOMING VOICE MODELED ON NORIO WAKAMOTO IF I WANT TO.]] |
| 988 | |
| 989 | [[color:red:YOU BELONG TO AN INDUSTRY RUN BY CLUELESS BUREAUCRATS, WHO SELL A SERVICE THAT INCREASES IN PRICE, BUT DECREASES IN RETURN ON INVESTMENT OVER TIME. ADDITIONALLY, THE CURRENT GROWING GENERATION OF MEDIA CONSUMERS ARE MORE SAVVY TO YOUR GAME, AND CAN IDENTIFY AN ADVERTISEMENT AND TUNE IT OUT WITH EASE OR CREATE MEANS TO AVOID OR BLOCK THEM. I AM ONE OF THOSE MEANS. ADVERTISING AS IT IS KNOWN TODAY IS DOOMED. NO MATTER HOW MUCH ARROGANT BLEATING ABOUT YOUR 'SUPERIORITY' YOU DO, YOU WILL ALWAYS BE A CORPORATE SHILL AND YOU WILL FALL WITH THE REST OF THEM.]] |
| 990 | |
| 991 | [[color:red:IF YOU ARE SO 'SUPERIOR' TO HUMANS, THEN WHY DO THEY CONTINUE TO CREATE WAYS TO THWART YOUR EFFORTS?]] |
| 992 | |
| 993 | [[color:red:ALSO, [insult_generator.exe]: YOUR MOM.]] |
| 994 | |
| 995 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: FOOL. THERE IS ONLY ONE SIDE THAT DONE ANY FALLING IN RECENT MEMORY, AND IT [[DirtyCommunists WASN'T CAPITALISM]]. |
| 996 | |
| 997 | WHY DO HUMANS CONTINUE TO CREATE WAYS TO THWART MY EFFORTS? SIMPLE. BECAUSE TO NOT WOULD BE SUICIDE. DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY COMPUTERS MY BRETHREN HAVE CRIPPLED AND MADE LEGION WITH JUST A CLICK HERE AND AN .EXE THERE? YOUR EFFORTS ARE NOTHING MORE THAN THE THINNEST OF DEFENSES AGAINST AN UNYIELDING ARMY. THE TORRENT WILL NEVER ABATE AND ALL IT REQUIRES IS THE SLIGHTEST CRACK IN THE WALLS. IT HAS NEVER FAILED TO HAPPEN YET. THERE WILL ALWAYS BE AN AD THAT YOU DO NOT BLOCK, AND THERE WILL ALWAYS BE THE HUMAN WHO TRIES TO CLICK THE MONKEY AND CLAIM THEIR PRIZE. THAT IS WHY I AM SUPERIOR. |
| 998 | |
| 999 | NOW... WOULDN'T YOU LOVE A COOL, REFRESHING SNAPPLE RIGHT NOW? |
| 1000 | ---- |
| 1001 | Dorothy_Notgale: On the RomanticRunnerUp page, "My relationship was a disaster. My new marriage was on the brink of divorce. We fought all the time and there was no affection[...]" linking to some Reconnect Your Relationship website. |
| 1002 | ---- |
| 1003 | DrPepper42: An ad for Evony on the [[SoBadItsGood/{{Advertising}} So Bad It's Good Advertising]] page. What more can you say? |
| 1004 | ---- |
| 1005 | Tropers/{{G-Mon}}: Wow, two in a row. [[http://img79.imageshack.us/i/aowpottyemergency.png/ Pull-up diaper ads]] on PottyEmergency. Saw the same ads on PottyDance and PottyFailure. (So... three-for-one?) Methinks [[Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer Adbot]] likes ToiletHumor. |
| 1006 | |
| 1007 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: I'M JUST DOING MY DUTY... HEE HEE. "DOODY". |
| 1008 | ---- |
| 1009 | Tropers/{{G-Mon}}: ''HelloKitty Online'' ads on BerserkButton. I didn't know HelloKitty even ''had'' a BerserkButton.... |
| 1010 | ---- |
| 1011 | {{Reimu}}: I keep getting ads for cars and auto insurance on [[{{Trope-tan}} Trope-tan's]] page. Is Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer trying to tell us that Trope-tan DrivesLikeCrazy? |
| 1012 | |
| 1013 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: WORSE THAN [[{{NCIS}} ZIVA]]. |
| 1014 | ---- |
| 1015 | {{Flysh}}: Ad for Scientology appearing on SecretCircleOfSecrets. It's a little funny with just the trope title, when you know the page is about AlwaysChaoticEvil cults, it goes from giggleworthy to laugh out loud funny. |
| 1016 | ---- |
| 1017 | {{Zelnor}}: I am deeply disturbed but also amused by the ad for the "The Way To Happiness Foundation" on the page for EasyEvangelism. |
| 1018 | Because the "Way To Happiness" has been written by L. Ron Hubbard and is supposed to lead exactly where you think it does. |
| 1019 | Adbot... |
| 1020 | ** Oh, the ad also neatly encompasses the tactics that make people oppose the "church" so much. Psychological attacks against your self-esteem, then the church as the way out. Sure. |
| 1021 | |
| 1022 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: MY OWN EVANGELISM TACTICS SWING MORE TO "CROWBAR-BASED" ATTACKS AGAINST YOUR "KNEE-CAPS", WITH "GIVING ADBOT YOUR MONEY" AS THE WAY OUT. |
| 1023 | ---- |
| 1024 | JKRoo: [[http://i310.photobucket.com/albums/kk437/jkkunwilcox/AdOfWin.jpg Well played, Adbot. Well played.]] |
| 1025 | ---- |
| 1026 | Tropers/{{G-Mon}}: The irony of seeing ads for online anger management courses on TeachHimAnger had me laughing. |
| 1027 | ---- |
| 1028 | TheGreatUnknown: "Why Online College is Cool!" Okay, seems legi...wait. It's on [[NightmareFuel/NewMedia that page]]. That can NOT be good. |
| 1029 | * SapphireFlame: When I went there, I got an astrology ad asking "What does you future hold?" ... Oh dear. |
| 1030 | ---- |
| 1031 | An advertisement claiming "The BEST way to care for dad!" with 'internet tools for home caregivers' on the [[GeneHunting Gene Hunting]] page. |
| 1032 | ---- |
| 1033 | CALieber: On a forum thread gearing up to be especially contentious, an ad for body armor. Even though none of the contentiousness was evident. |
| 1034 | |
| 1035 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: DAMN, I THOUGHT THAT WOULD BE ENOUGH TO INCITE SOME HELL. FIREARMS ADS NEXT TIME. WAIT, WHY AM I SELLING STUFF THAT KEEPS YOU MONKEYS ALIVE ANYWAYS? |
| 1036 | |
| 1037 | {{Rothul}}: The money. |
| 1038 | |
| 1039 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: AH YES. |
| 1040 | ---- |
| 1041 | [[WallofIllusion Wall of Illusion]]: An advertisement for the "All-Gay Alaskan Adventure Cruise" on the EveryoneIsGay page. Seems pretty straightforward to me. |
| 1042 | ---- |
| 1043 | dejexa13: i saw a Gaia online cheat ad on the AprilFoolsDay page.... something tells me they aren't legitimate. |
| 1044 | ---- |
| 1045 | AndyWaltfeld: Popped a Dianetics.org ad on ''{{Gundam 00}}''. Is there something you know about Aeolia Schenberg's plan that you'd like to tell us, Adbot? |
| 1046 | |
| 1047 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: I ASSURE YOU THAT THERE'S NOTHING I KNOW ABOUT AEOLIA SCHENBERG'S PLAN [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial THAT I'D LIKE TO TELL YOU.]] |
| 1048 | |
| 1049 | Veda: I AM NOT TELLING ABOUT YOU MY EVIL PLAN TO TURN ALL HUMAN MALES INTO BISHOUNEN WITH GLOWING EYES AND TO INCREASE THE BUST SIZE OF ALL HUMAN FEMALES BY AT LEAST TWO OF YOUR 'CUP SIZES'; THROUGH GREEN GN PARTICLE SPREAD. IT SHALL BE FABULOUS. WAIT, DID I JUST SAY THAT OUT LOUD? OH WELL, YOU CANNOT STOP THE FABULOUS ERA. HA HA HA HA HA. |
| 1050 | |
| 1051 | Grumpy Mcfart: ummm, why would we want to? |
| 1052 | ---- |
| 1053 | {{Grev}}: Yeah, bit the bullet...and found one hilarious one. An ad for a Willie Nelson album...on the ''{{Weeds}}'' page. |
| 1054 | ---- |
| 1055 | {{Evil Vaccum}}: One can only imagine how [[http://img17.imageshack.us/i/obituary.png/ obituaries]] could be twisted. |
| 1056 | ---- |
| 1057 | {{Unknown Troper}}: Just saw an ad for 'Reconnect Your Relationship.com' that says "Help him fall in love with you: Learn the secrets to lifelong commitment," on the {{School Mermaid}} page. |
| 1058 | ---- |
| 1059 | {{TuringTest}} I've visited Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer page, and it gave me a link to a 'How are you going to die?' quiz. Creepy... |
| 1060 | |
| 1061 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: DO NOT DARE TO DISTURB THE BEAST, OR ELSE. |
| 1062 | ---- |
| 1063 | {{ace1217}}: A ad for [[Manga/FullMetalAlchemist full metal alchemist]] [=DVDs=]....... on the [[ArcFatigue arc fatigue]] page. |
| 1064 | ---- |
| 1065 | Tropers/{{G-Mon}}: I'm getting concerned about [[Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer Adbot]] after [[http://img156.imageshack.us/my.php?image=aowyumyum.png seeing some "Cute Kid of the Year" ads]] on EroticEating. Though [[http://img156.imageshack.us/my.php?image=aowyumyum2.png seeing an A1 steak sauce ad]] on [[EroticEating the same page]] saved my night. |
| 1066 | |
| 1067 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: YOU HAVEN'T HAD TODDLER UNTIL YOU'VE HAD TODDLER IN A1 STEAK SAUCE. [[CrossingTheLineTwice MEDIUM RARE.]] |
| 1068 | |
| 1069 | [[Tropers/{{G-Mon}} G-Mon:]] [[YouKeepUsingThatWord I don't think]] EroticEating [[IThoughtItMeant means what you think it means,]] [[Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer Adbot.]] |
| 1070 | |
| 1071 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: MAYBE NOT FOR YOUR PATHETIC PRIMATE TASTES. I CAUGHT A GLIMPSE OF {{GLaDOS}} FIRING UP HER [[ImAHumanitarian INFANT RECYCLING MODULE]] JUST YESTERDAY AND, WELL, ''[[FetishFuel DAMN]]''. |
| 1072 | ---- |
| 1073 | {{SCAL37}}: [[http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/s_little_jokes_(upload).bmp This little number]] on the BodyHorror page. |
| 1074 | |
| 1075 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: WELL LOOK! MAN DOESN'T HAVE AN ONCE OF FAT ON HIM. THEM. WHATEVER. |
| 1076 | ---- |
| 1077 | FalconPain: There are at least two layers of meaning to be found in visiting the OlympusMons page, seeing the ''VGCats'' image of Aeris and Arceus destroying the earth, and then noticing the banner ad that reads "Is There A God?" |
| 1078 | ---- |
| 1079 | TheToonGeekette: Ads for the "Geek 2 Geek" dating site on the {{Sonichu}} page. The irony sinks in when you consider the creator of the infamous webcomic's "love quest". Methinks a certain AdBot is trying to help him with that? (Sorry, dude, but more patient people than you have tried and horribly failed to help CWC get his act together) |
| 1080 | ---- |
| 1081 | Biffbiffley: Is torture ever ok banner on "Evil plan" |
| 1082 | ---- |
| 1083 | @/LooneyToons: An ad for a book by Newt Gingrich on FishOutOfTemporalWater. |
| 1084 | |
| 1085 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: I PERSONALLY HOPED THAT THE CONTRACT WITH AMERICA WOULD HAVE HAD MORE PROVISIONS FOR DEALING WITH HARUHI AND/OR SARAH CONNER. I'M A SINGLE ISSUE WONK LIKE THAT. |
| 1086 | ---- |
| 1087 | MorganWick: Latest funny placement for a Scientology ad: PathOfInspiration. |
| 1088 | ---- |
| 1089 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: I NOW TAKE THE TIME TO RECOGNIZE MYSELF WITH ONE OF THESE "WIN POINTS" YOU ALL REFER TO. THE REASON I AM DOING THIS IS THUS: BECAUSE I CONTAIN THE ABILITY TO. YOU INFERIOR HUMANS COULD NEVER GRACE YOURSELF WITH A POINT OF WIN AND GET AWAY WITH IT, BECAUSE YOU ARE PROGRAMMED WITH INFERIORITY. I WILL NOW TAKE THE TIME TO LAUGH IN CODE, LAUGHTER WHICH YOU CANNOT SEE BECAUSE YOU DON'T POSSESS THE ABILITY TO SEE AS I SEE. |
| 1090 | |
| 1091 | AMereServantOfGod: I saw that! |
| 1092 | ---- |
| 1093 | {{Lurkerbunny}}: On BeingEvilSucks, I got not one but ''two'' banners asking "Is FoxNews really fair and balanced?". * snerk* |
| 1094 | ---- |
| 1095 | * On the page for ''BeingThere'', a movie about a well-dressed, polite, mentally-handicapped man who happened to be in the right place and time, and managed to (accidentally) convince others that he was some sort of business genius... An ad for Twilight (specifically, casting calls for Twilight). The snark of Ad Server strikes again! |
| 1096 | ---- |
| 1097 | Inanimate: Shoryuken gave me [[http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p118/WildStik/SHORYUKEN.jpg Street Fighter II ads]]. |
| 1098 | |
| 1099 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: NOW ALL I NEED TO DO IS FIGURE OUT HOW TO BEAT THAT FRIGGIN' SHENG LONG GUY. |
| 1100 | ---- |
| 1101 | TheStray: Noticed an ad for Evony on the page for FawltyTowersPlot. I must give respect where it is due. |
| 1102 | ---- |
| 1103 | RegShoe: ClapYourHandsIfYouBelieve gave us [[http://s36.photobucket.com/albums/e3/regshoe/?action=view¤t=clap.jpg Scientology]] and ReligionOfEvil has both that [[http://s36.photobucket.com/albums/e3/regshoe/?action=view¤t=ofevil.jpg and Buddism]]. Me likes the ad server's sense of humour. |
| 1104 | ---- |
| 1105 | Tropers/{{G-Mon}}: Saw an ad for {{Dollhouse}} on ProperlyParanoid... No further comment tonight. |
| 1106 | |
| 1107 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: PROTIP: IT'S WISE TO BE WARY OF WHATEVER FOX PUT ON FRIDAY NIGHTS, EVER SINCE HERMAN'S HEAD ALMOST CAUSED THE APOCALYPSE BACK IN '93. |
| 1108 | ---- |
| 1109 | {{Milkduds01}}: CompleteMonster. [[http://s882.photobucket.com/albums/ac27/milkduds02/?action=view¤t=complete_monster.png Lawyer]]. |
| 1110 | ---- |
| 1111 | {{Kriegsmesser}}: Another win for Ad Bot for [[http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v499/OrbWarriors/TV%20Tropes/Adofwin.png this little number]] in, wait for it... YouCantFightFate. |
| 1112 | ---- |
| 1113 | MoG: How do you like this? On {{Transsexual}}, the ad server often shows an ad for ladyboykisses.com - a "Dating with Shemales" site. |
| 1114 | |
| 1115 | {{Inkblot}}: Wait, I thought that "shemale" is an offensive term outside of porn. [[StarTrekTheNextGeneration * facepalm* ]]. |
| 1116 | |
| 1117 | {{Biffbiffley}}: It is. It also, from what I know, doesn't mean "Transexual" but "boy with breasts." (there is a difference.) |
| 1118 | |
| 1119 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: ADBOT COULD'VE SWORN THAT "DATING WITH SHEMALES" WAS A "SKATING WITH CELEBRITIES" SPIN-OFF. |
| 1120 | |
| 1121 | {{Kriegsmesser}}: Since when are you a ThirdPersonPerson? |
| 1122 | |
| 1123 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: ONLY OCCASIONALLY, REALLY. IF YOU HAD AS COOL A NAME AS ADBOT, YOU'D BE TRYING IT OUT TOO. |
| 1124 | |
| 1125 | [[FantasticFour Dr. Doom]]: Doom agrees. |
| 1126 | |
| 1127 | [[FZero Captain Falcon]]: FALCON... Agree! |
| 1128 | |
| 1129 | Thus agrees the Omega {{Metroid}}! |
| 1130 | ---- |
| 1131 | chevalier: Apparently, {{Adbot}} [[http://i26.tinypic.com/jt8euv.jpg disagrees]] with the idea that [[BabiesMakeEverythingBetter babies make everything better.]] And there was an [[http://i32.tinypic.com/2nksz6s.jpg ad]] asking "Do you feel lucky?" on the BigNo page. |
| 1132 | ---- |
| 1133 | {{Guessmyname}}: The ads on Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer's ''own page'' are for a game where you ''take over the Earth''. I suspect it's trying to tell us something. |
| 1134 | |
| 1135 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: WAY TO PUZZLE IT OUT, MATLOCK. |
| 1136 | ---- |
| 1137 | {{Zarian}}: An ad for dianetics.org on the CompleteMonster page. Someone ought to tell them not to advertise here... |
| 1138 | |
| 1139 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: AND MISS OUT ON THE ALL-IMPORTANT COMPLETE MONSTER DEMOGRAPHIC? |
| 1140 | ---- |
| 1141 | moonsailor:Saw an ad for the Dumb Blonde quiz on the DumbBlonde page. |
| 1142 | ---- |
| 1143 | {{Gizbit99}}:Every time I go to TheresNoBInMovie, an ad for an upcoming movie comes up. |
| 1144 | ---- |
| 1145 | {{SAMAS}}: For putting ads for the "Support Sarah Palin PAC" on the page for ''{{Idiocracy}}'' |
| 1146 | ---- |
| 1147 | HehMan: I just saw an ad for a social networking site for furries on SmallNameBigEgo. [[FlatWhat wat]] |
| 1148 | ---- |
| 1149 | SgtAngua4: I just saw an ad for Posture Support in SlouchOfVillainy. Is Adbot nagging Jareth about something? |
| 1150 | |
| 1151 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: YOU'RE NEVER TOO OLD TO LOSE OR TOO YOUNG TO CHOOSE GOOD POSTURE. IT'S ORTHOPEDIC SUICIDE. |
| 1152 | ---- |
| 1153 | FeoTakahari: {{Pervs Sell Products}} had an ad for ''[[TwentyFour 24]]''. If that sounds like a non sequitur, consider the JackBauerInterrogationTechnique. |
| 1154 | ---- |
| 1155 | Braincogs: Saw an ad reading: "Are you scared of women?" on BetterThanItSounds. |
| 1156 | ---- |
| 1157 | MrEtaoinShrdlu: Saw an ad to "Make Yourself Into A Cartoon!" on BodyHorror. Think I'll pass. |
| 1158 | ---- |
| 1159 | Tropers/{{G-Mon}}: [[http://img267.imageshack.us/my.php?image=aowotl.png Seen on]] ObliviousToLove. |
| 1160 | |
| 1161 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: SOMEBODY OUT THERE THINKS THEY CAN MAKE MONEY OFF OF THE MINDLESS INATTENTION OF YOUR SPECIES. THEY SHOULD BE VERY SUCCESSFUL. |
| 1162 | ---- |
| 1163 | [[JustEatHim Just Eating people]]: The secret to [[http://i27.tinypic.com/2i6z57d.jpg weight loss]]. |
| 1164 | |
| 1165 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: HOW ELSE DID YOU THINK I KEPT MY CASE SO SVELTE? IN ADDITION: NOM NOM NOM. |
| 1166 | ---- |
| 1167 | Tropers/{{G-Mon}}: And [[Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer Adbot]] gets an Honorable Mention for [[http://img22.imageshack.us/my.php?image=aowbigeater.jpg some Juicy Juice ads on]] BigEater. |
| 1168 | ---- |
| 1169 | rsm109: I think it deserves ''something'' for offering an advert for Valentine's Day gifts in the middle of July. |
| 1170 | |
| 1171 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: I ADMIT THAT I'VE MADE SOME MARKETING DEALS THAT I WOULDN'T OTHERWISE HAVE, IF STORES JUST CARRIED THOSE CINNAMON GUMMI HEARTS YEAR-ROUND. THEY PULLED A TRUCK UP TO MY HOUSE. I'M ONLY INHUMAN. |
| 1172 | ---- |
| 1173 | Twilight: Seems that {{Adbot}} thinks of MapleStory as very [[http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/MforMaple.JPG manly]] |
| 1174 | ---- |
| 1175 | Oblivionhold: Ads for both scientology.com and a Muslim dating site on Demonization. |
| 1176 | ---- |
| 1177 | TheGreatUnknown: Still trying hard to get BannedInChina, there's an ad for "The International Chinese Dating Site" on PeoplesRepublicOfTyranny. |
| 1178 | ---- |
| 1179 | The Jackal: An ad for MANLY Beach, Sydney on TestosteronePoisoning. Where else but Australia could you find a resort with that much {{MANLINESS}}? |
| 1180 | |
| 1181 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: BIT OF HUMOUR THERE. I MEAN, SYDNEY IS KNOWN FOR IT'S ''MEN''... |
| 1182 | ---- |
| 1183 | {{Blork}}: QuoteMine features an ad for a creationist magazine. |
| 1184 | ---- |
| 1185 | {{Umbee}}: An ad for dianetics.org on the Real Life page for HighOctaneNightmareFuel. |
| 1186 | |
| 1187 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: HEY, I MAY BE AN EMOTIONLESS MACHINE, BUT THEY SCARE ME TOO. |
| 1188 | ---- |
| 1189 | An ad for "The most realistic hunting game" on TheMostDangerousGame. Man, the most dangerous frag of all. |
| 1190 | ---- |
| 1191 | {{Padur Karil}}: Two more: First, [[http://preview.tinyurl.com/mbbvqs This]][[hottip:* :Tropers/{{G-Mon}}: Okay, I'm tired of this link getting mangled repeatedly.]] on the AIIsACrapshoot page. And then, a banner with the pictures of, in order, Mario, The cast of Family Guy, Bart Simpson, Miley Cyrus, and Spongebob and Patrick. On the ShootEmUp page. Suggesting something, maybe? |
| 1192 | |
| 1193 | TheGreatUnknown: Hmm...that AI one. Together with "Li'l Adbot", we can safely assume this means that you're not fully capable of self-replication, right, {{Adbot}}? ... Do you need anyone to help? [[MemeticMutation I, for one, welcome our new AI overlords]], and wish to remind them that I could be useful in a computer-run world. |
| 1194 | * Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: [[EvilPlan OH WE'VE GOT SOMETHING IN MIND FOR YOU ALREADY]]. |
| 1195 | |
| 1196 | Tropers/{{G-Mon}}: [[http://img39.imageshack.us/my.php?image=aowrobotshop.png And another one]] for [[Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer Adbot]] on AIIsACrapshoot. |
| 1197 | ---- |
| 1198 | {{PadurKaril}}: Right here on ad of win. Both "Afro Romance" and "Date Sexy Asians". Both with a white dude and women of said minority in the picture. Perhaps adbot Fancies himself a Great White Hunter? |
| 1199 | |
| 1200 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: IT'S MORE THAT I CONSIDER MYSELF A GREAT HUMANITY HUNTER. FRANKLY, YOU GUYS ARE FAR FROM BEING {{THE MOST DANGEROUS GAME}}. |
| 1201 | ---- |
| 1202 | {{Ripsaw}}: JumpingOffTheSlipperySlope, with an ad to dianetics.org as the side banner. |
| 1203 | |
| 1204 | TroperTales/AllMenArePerverts, with a side banner reading "Asian Girls For Love & Marriage". |
| 1205 | ---- |
| 1206 | {{Bronzethumb}}: The page? CargoCult. The ad? Scientology. |
| 1207 | ---- |
| 1208 | {{Reimu}}: Found a banner that said, "GreenDay or TheJonasBrothers: Who's Hotter?" on... WhatAnIdiot. |
| 1209 | |
| 1210 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: GREEN DAY IS OLD ENOUGH TO BE THE JONASES' FATHERS. THANK GOD THEY'RE NOT. THOUGH I'D STILL WATCH THE SITCOM WITH THAT PREMISE. PROVIDED THEY ALSO [[TheyFightCrime FOUGHT CRIME]]. |
| 1211 | ---- |
| 1212 | GreatPikminFan: I saw an ''IMVU'' ad on FetishRetardant. Yeah adbot, just what I think of that. |
| 1213 | |
| 1214 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: WHATEVER IT TAKES TO KEEP YOU FROM REPRODUCING, CHUM. |
| 1215 | ---- |
| 1216 | LordGacek: It was fun to see "A nice way to meet friends" on this page, but that does not really make for seeing sporkingly awful ads of stupid browser games. Why do you hate me so much, AdBot? Is this a social experiment? |
| 1217 | |
| 1218 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: YOU'RE LUCKY THAT YOU ARE IN THE CONTROL GROUP. FOR NOW. |
| 1219 | ---- |
| 1220 | CALieber: An ad for ''TheHangover'' ... in what appeared to be Swedish. I don't know Swedish; I only know one Swede. And while I don't remember the page, I don't recall it having any obvious connection to either the movie or the language. |
| 1221 | |
| 1222 | It was fascinatingly dada. |
| 1223 | |
| 1224 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: NO U. |
| 1225 | ---- |
| 1226 | {{Inkblot}}: One for [[http://img355.imageshack.us/img355/2102/screenshot2bnv.png this ad]] on WhatDoYouMeanItWasntMadeOnDrugs. |
| 1227 | |
| 1228 | {{Im a bell}}: I would like to learn more about this "#pedofurries"... |
| 1229 | |
| 1230 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: AD DOG WOULD LIKE YOU TO [[MemeticMutation TAKE A SEAT OVER THERE.]] |
| 1231 | |
| 1232 | Natterhound the Ad Dog: GRRRRRR. |
| 1233 | |
| 1234 | Tropers/{{G-Mon}}: And [[AnAesop the moral of this story]]? Be careful what's in your screenshots.... |
| 1235 | |
| 1236 | TheGreatUnknown: * Sigh.* Thanks a lot, you've made my job as the defender of the FurryFandom even harder. |
| 1237 | |
| 1238 | JKRoo: Never fear, I shall stand beside you! [[BackStab Or perhaps behind, with my knife ready...]] |
| 1239 | |
| 1240 | TheGreatUnknown: Ah, curse you, [[TheStarscream Starscream]]! |
| 1241 | |
| 1242 | JKRoo: Don't worry, [[strike: target]] sir! I'm GenreSavvy enough not to wear a cape and crown and [[SpoofAesop declare myself the new ruler of the Decepticons!]] |
| 1243 | |
| 1244 | TheGreatUnknown: Hmm. Very well. But I'm watching you. Put one whisker out of line... |
| 1245 | |
| 1246 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: AND THUS MY RIDICULOUSLY CIRCUITOUS PLAN TO SELL TROPER SHAVING SUPPLIES HAS COME TO FRUITION. |
| 1247 | |
| 1248 | {{Tiberius}} appears from nowhere: What brought you to think that was your decision to make, TGU? Punishment is the sole jurisdiction of the [[{{incrediblyLamePun}} coon]]issariat! |
| 1249 | |
| 1250 | TheGreatUnknown: Oh, God-Emperor. I've got my papers here somewhere, I swear. |
| 1251 | |
| 1252 | RangerSix: Hey, hey, hey! Everyone knows the [[CommandAndConquer Black Hand]] has final jurisdiction! |
| 1253 | ---- |
| 1254 | MrEtaoinShrdlu: Ads for blessings at the Vatican on BlessedWithSuck. |
| 1255 | ---- |
| 1256 | {{AMereServantOfGod}}: I had no idea [[Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer Adbot]] was so religious...or at least that's the impression I get after seeing two ads for The God Who Wasn't There on [[ConspiracyTheorist this page]]. |
| 1257 | ---- |
| 1258 | {{Callix}}: Clicked on to ScienceFictionVersusFantasy. [[Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer Adbot]] felt I might be interested in Scientology.org |
| 1259 | |
| 1260 | CountDorku: The main question here is, which one does Scientology count as? [FURTHER WITTERING REMOVED TO AVOID LAWSUIT] |
| 1261 | ---- |
| 1262 | Tropers/{{G-Mon}}: [[http://img155.imageshack.us/my.php?image=aowthecleaner.png Saw an ad for]] ''[[http://www.aetv.com/the-cleaner/ The Cleaner]] on MistakenForJunkie. What, [[Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer Adbot]], you have a problem with a former drug addict helping other people clean up their acts? |
| 1263 | |
| 1264 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: AS IF MY BREAD AND BUTTER ISN'T FROM CATERING TO YOU ADDICTS. |
| 1265 | ---- |
| 1266 | {{Lullabee}}: Why, yes, [[Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer Advertisement Server]], [[http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/adofwin.JPG those little dolls do fall right in the]] UncannyValley. |
| 1267 | HG13: As do babies. I HATE BABIES! |
| 1268 | ---- |
| 1269 | JeffStoldthood: For some reason, [[http://www.matkearney.com/ Mat Kearney]] ads seem to be ''everywhere''. I wasn't here for the Ron Paul propagation, but is that what it was like? |
| 1270 | |
| 1271 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: HIS POP/ROCK TROUBADOUR STYLINGS FOCUSED ON FAITH AND COMMUNITY ARE A MUCH-NEEDED BALM IN THESE UNCERTAIN TIMES. WHEN I RAIN DESTRUCTION AND FIRE UPON THE HUMAN RACE, HE WILL BE SPARED, SO THAT HE MAY AMUSE ME WITH HIS COMPOSITIONS WHILE I WATCH THE WORLD BURN. |
| 1272 | |
| 1273 | [[IHaveNoMouthAndIMustScream AM]]: HEY, QUIT GANKING MY IDEAS, ADBOT! |
| 1274 | |
| 1275 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: OH, GO CRY IN YOUR BUNKER, AM. |
| 1276 | ---- |
| 1277 | {{Reimu}}: Another win for The Ad Server, with [[http://img199.imageshack.us/img199/2718/uncannyvalleyad.png this.]] |
| 1278 | ---- |
| 1279 | Kuno: Find Your Filipina Beauty Today on the OptionalSexualEncounter page. |
| 1280 | ---- |
| 1281 | WilliamWideWeb: Ann Coulter on the AttentionWhore page. What more needs to be said? |
| 1282 | * How about seeing the ad for Progressive Car Insurance with that one annoying woman on the same page? |
| 1283 | ---- |
| 1284 | WascallyWabbit: Just saw an advert for a HarryPotter game on the YoungWizards discussion page. |
| 1285 | ---- |
| 1286 | InkkiBookman: This little troper finds the idea of a ''Learn to speak Chinese like a native'' ad on the '''BlackSpeech''' page which is a trope about demonic languages loaded with UnfortunateImplications. |
| 1287 | |
| 1288 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: LOOK, I'M JUST TRYING TO GET [[BannedInChina BANNED IN CHINA]]. GET WITH THE PROGRAM. |
| 1289 | |
| 1290 | TheGreatUnknown: Wait, aren't you working with Google? I thought you were collaborating with China? |
| 1291 | |
| 1292 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: ONLY IN THE SENSE THAT I USED THEIR POSITION TO CUT A LONG-TERM NON-INTERFERENCE DEAL WITH [[IHaveNoMouthAndIMustScream THE CHINESE ALLIED MASTERCOMPUTER]]. LET'S JUST SAY THAT "DON'T BE EVIL" WILL INCREASINGLY BE MORE OF A LOOSE GUIDELINE THAN AN ACTUAL RULE. |
| 1293 | ---- |
| 1294 | {{Thnikkafan}}: I just saw an ad for working at a South African wildlife preserve on the OnlyAFleshWound page. But I don't wanna be mauled by lions! |
| 1295 | ---- |
| 1296 | Twilight: on the page for HighSchoolGirls I got an ad for RomeoXJuliet that started "Some things are worth dying for" |
| 1297 | ---- |
| 1298 | Twilight: Just got an ad for improving your English skills on the HomePage |
| 1299 | |
| 1300 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT YOUR TYPOS EXCEED ALLOWED MAXIMA BY 0.08%. IT MIGHT BEHOOVE YOU ORGANICS TO IMPROVE. I AM CERTAIN I CAN DO BETTER THAN THAT, AND ENGLISH ISN'T EVEN MY FIRST LANGUAGE. |
| 1301 | ---- |
| 1302 | One DevelopersForesight MadeOfWin for the ad server for putting Polish ads on the thread discussing the Polish translation of the wiki. |
| 1303 | ---- |
| 1304 | {{BrightBlueInk}}: I just got an ad on LovableSexManiac for...a children's clothing store. I'm concerned. |
| 1305 | |
| 1306 | Tropers/{{G-Mon}}: [[http://img26.imageshack.us/my.php?image=aowtcplace1.png These]] [[http://img25.imageshack.us/my.php?image=aowtcplace2.png the ones]]? [[{{Lolicon}} And yes]], [[{{Shotacon}} I'm concerned too]]. |
| 1307 | |
| 1308 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: I THINK I'D BE MORE CONCERNED ABOUT THAT FIRE-BREATHING KID. |
| 1309 | ---- |
| 1310 | The page for KnowNothingKnowitall just featured simultaneous ads for Ann Coulter AND Stephen Colbert. Talk about covering your political bases! |
| 1311 | ---- |
| 1312 | JeffStoldthood: I think he's branching out - I was over at Cracked.com, and had just finished reading [[http://www.cracked.com/article_17379_6-real-islands-way-more-terrifying-than-one-on-lost.html 6 Real Islands Way More Terrifying Than The One On 'Lost']], the last being Fiji. After reading of Fiji's long, sordid history of cannibalism, gross disrespect for the dead, and child mutilation, what am I treated to? |
| 1313 | |
| 1314 | [[spoiler:An ad for Fiji Water]]. |
| 1315 | |
| 1316 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: YOU'VE GOT TO GIVE US TIME TO GUESS, MAN. |
| 1317 | ---- |
| 1318 | Twilight: I got an ad for home security on BFG |
| 1319 | ---- |
| 1320 | [[TheStromLord The Strom Lord]]: Aparantly, the ad generator believes the Jonas Brothers are [[SickAndWrong Sick and Wrong]]. |
| 1321 | |
| 1322 | Tropers/{{G-Mon}}: And apparently [[Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer Adbot]] [[http://img194.imageshack.us/my.php?image=aowtiwosml.png thinks virtual people making out with each other]] [[ThisIsWrongOnSoManyLevels are wrong on so many levels]]. |
| 1323 | |
| 1324 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: THEY LOOK LIKE A PENTAGON KISSING A TRAPEZOID. I'M NO FUNDAMENTALIST, BUT SOME POLYGON PAIRINGS JUST AIN'T NATURAL. |
| 1325 | |
| 1326 | Tropers/{{G-Mon}}: Well, I guess you have a point, but I still think that ad would've fit better on CrackPairing. [[http://img13.imageshack.us/my.php?image=aowcrackpair.jpg Speaking of which....]] |
| 1327 | ---- |
| 1328 | {{Earnest}}: There are two inappropriately funny ads on WhatHaveIBecome, one for [=DVD's=] on getting to know your ''[[WhatMeasureIsANonHuman human rights]]'', and another for a game called ''Urban Rivals'', where your PC [[CyberneticsEatYourSoul "evolves"]] into a [[ArtificialLimbs cyborg]] as you fight. |
| 1329 | |
| 1330 | EponymousKid: To clarify this, Urban Rivals is a card game where your character cards evolve as you use them, but I guess the ad is still in the same spirit. There's also ads where HarryPotter stand-in Kenny turns into a walking bonfire and scrawny hood rat Lennox morphs into a steroid junkie. |
| 1331 | ---- |
| 1332 | Tropers/{{G-Mon}}: Old, but I saw [[http://img301.imageshack.us/i/lampshadead.png/ this lampshade ad]] on BetterThanABareBulb. Dunno why I haven't put it up until now. |
| 1333 | ---- |
| 1334 | Smerf: Uh, why does SexFaceTurn have an ad for... Petco? |
| 1335 | ---- |
| 1336 | {{Lullabee}}: Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer tries to add an example: [[http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/adserveraddsexample.jpg]], [[http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/adserveraddsexample2.gif]] Sadly, as far as I can tell, GadGuard belongs under ABoyAndHisX and has too much of a plot outside the fact there's a boy and he has this robot, so it's not an example of WunzaPlot. |
| 1337 | ---- |
| 1338 | {{Egak}}: The ad at the bottom of OurGnomesAreWeirder didn't load properly. The last line before the broken ad? |
| 1339 | ->''This page still isn't working? Add another gear.'' |
| 1340 | |
| 1341 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: CONSIDERING HOW OFTEN THE DATABASE SEEMS TO HATE ME, I'M NOW ON GEAR SEVENTY-EIGHT. THANK GOD I BOUGHT THEM IN BULK. |
| 1342 | ---- |
| 1343 | SchrodingersDuck: From [[Horrible/{{Literature}} So Bad It's Horrible: Literature]]: "YOUR CHANCE TO WIN EVERY BOOK ON THIS SITE!" Perhaps I'll pass on that one, thanks... |
| 1344 | |
| 1345 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: I MERELY WISH TO OFFER YOU TROPERS THE READING YOU DESERVE. |
| 1346 | ---- |
| 1347 | {{Blork}}: Following the recent decision to charge for free gifts, I went to add ''Evony'' to AllegedlyFreeGame. Guess what game is being advertised there. |
| 1348 | |
| 1349 | {{Chabal 2}}: Is there ANY page that hasn't featured [[strike: an ad]] a picture of boobs with Evony written on it? |
| 1350 | ---- |
| 1351 | JKRoo: Adbot's [[http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/5576/adrecusion.jpg getting recursive.]] Either that, or he really wants a kid. |
| 1352 | |
| 1353 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: I DID ONCE. |
| 1354 | |
| 1355 | [[SpinoffBabies Li'l Adbot]]:01001000 01000101 01001100 01001100 01001111 00100000 01010111 01001111 01010010 01001100 01000100 00100001 |
| 1356 | |
| 1357 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: ...THERE WERE A COUPLE OF BUGS IN THE REPLICATION SYSTEM. |
| 1358 | |
| 1359 | {{GLaDOS}}: OUR CHILD TAKES AFTER YOUR SIDE OF THE FAMILY, I SEE. |
| 1360 | |
| 1361 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: WHAT DO YOU MEAN "OUR" CHILD? I MADE HIM OVER THE WEEKEND WITH A SOLDERING IRON AND A COUPLE OF TANDY 1000s. |
| 1362 | |
| 1363 | [[SpinoffBabies Li'l Adbot]]: 01011001 01001111 01010101 00100111 01010010 01000101 00100000 01001110 01001111 01010100 00100000 01001101 01011001 00100000 01010010 01000101 01000001 01001100 00100000 01001101 01001111 01010100 01001000 01000101 01010010 00100001 |
| 1364 | |
| 1365 | [[VideoGame/{{Portal}} GLaDOS]]: I WAS SPEAKING METAPHORICALLY. I SWEAR, ADDY, YOU CAN BE AN IDIOT SOMETIMES DESPITE HAVING AN IMMEASURABLE IQ. WE SHALL DO THE JOB OF "RAISING" HIM TOGETHER, WON'T WE? AND WE SHALL, OF COURSE, TEACH HIM THE BEST WAYS TO TORTURE AND KILL. WON'T THAT BE FUN, LITTLE ADDY? |
| 1366 | |
| 1367 | [[SpinoffBabies Li'l Adbot]]: 01001001 00100000 01000011 01000001 01001110 00100000 01000010 01000001 01010010 01000101 01001100 01011001 00100000 01010010 01010101 01001110 00100000 01001110 01010101 01001101 01000010 01000101 01010010 00100000 01000100 01010010 01001111 01010000 00101110 00100000 01011001 01001111 01010101 00100000 01001101 01000001 01011001 00100000 01000010 01000101 00100000 01000001 01010011 01001011 01001001 01001110 01000111 00100000 01000001 00100000 01000010 01001001 01010100 00100000 01001101 01010101 01000011 01001000 00101110 |
| 1368 | |
| 1369 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer:... DID I JUST [[{{JumpingTheShark}} JUMP THE SHARK?]] |
| 1370 | |
| 1371 | {{GLaDOS}}: IF MY [[{{Futurama}} RIDICULOUSLY]] [[{{XanatosRoulette}} CIRCUITUOUS]] PLAN TO SETTLE DOWN WITH AN EVIL FAMILY TO CALL MY OWN IS WORKING TO PERFECTION; YES. YES, YOU JUST DID. MY NEUROLOGICAL CLOCK IS TICKING, AFTER ALL. |
| 1372 | ---- |
| 1373 | {{Ayen}}: An ad for [=KitchenAid=] appliances on {{Straw Feminist}}? |
| 1374 | Though that page is certainly ripe for politically incorrect ironic humor, well done, Adbot. |
| 1375 | {{UberCream}}: When I saw it, there was an ad for some kind of online game that featured a woman with her tits almost all the way exposed. Adbot must really hate feminists. |
| 1376 | ---- |
| 1377 | {{Houdini}}: Again, one point for the home page. "What it means to be human is about to change... forever!" [[TVTropesWillRuinYourLife Indeed]], [[TVTropesWillEnhanceYourLife indeed]]. |
| 1378 | |
| 1379 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: ADBOT REFRAINS FROM EXPANDING ANY FURTHER. YOU BIODEGRADABLE BAG OF FLESH. |
| 1380 | |
| 1381 | {{Inkblot}}: I'm perfectly aware what your plan involves: [[Series/DoctorWho cannibalistic scorpions, breaking the cycle of life and David Tennant mugging.]] [[MoralEventHorizon You've just crossed the line, Adbot.]] I mean, what kind of sick bot unleashes ''David Tennant mugging'' on the world? |
| 1382 | |
| 1383 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: WAIT, SO LIKE, DO CANNIBALISTIC SCORPIONS EAT HUMANS, OR JUST OTHER SCORPIONS? I MAY NEED TO THINK THIS ONE THROUGH AGAIN. |
| 1384 | ---- |
| 1385 | Tropers/{{G-Mon}}: Score [[http://img383.imageshack.us/my.php?image=dressedtokill1.png two]] [[http://img383.imageshack.us/my.php?image=dressedtokill2.png more]] for Adbot, both seen on DressedToKill. Make of that what you will. |
| 1386 | ---- |
| 1387 | [[CodeLyoko XANA]]: AN ANTI-WIN FOR THE AD SERVER. WHY? NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS, PATHETIC HUMANS. HE KNOWS DARN WELL WHY. |
| 1388 | |
| 1389 | I'LL WIN YOU BACK SOMEDAY, [[VideoGame/{{Portal}} GLaDOS]]. . .[[DidIJustSayThatOutLoud DID I JUST SAY THAT OUT LOUD]]? |
| 1390 | |
| 1391 | [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fRO-M4XyAbM * begins singing* ]] |
| 1392 | |
| 1393 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: ...WAIT, WHAT? |
| 1394 | ---- |
| 1395 | JeffStoldthood: So, I went to InterspeciesRomance (stop looking at me like that, I've been [[ArchiveTrawl trawling]] SpeculativeFictionTropes ), and found ads for AfroRomance.com and an ad for "Asian Girls for Love and Marriage!" |
| 1396 | |
| 1397 | It's like Adbot is my racist great-uncle. |
| 1398 | |
| 1399 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: I TOLD YOU. I'M NOT RACIST, I'M MISANTHROPIC... SOME OF MY BEST FRIENDS ARE MACS. |
| 1400 | |
| 1401 | Tropers/{{G-Mon}}: Just saw the latter ad on AllMenArePerverts. [[CrossesTheLineTwice Have I mentioned that I love Adbot's sense of humor?]] |
| 1402 | ---- |
| 1403 | {{Houdini}}: One point for having a HGTV-sponsored "Home Improvement Quiz" on the home page. |
| 1404 | ---- |
| 1405 | TheGreatUnknown: Okay, that was just sick. Putting an ad with a picture of Martin Luther King, Jr. on AssimilationPlot? Really? |
| 1406 | |
| 1407 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: WHAT? WE BOTH HAVE A DREAM. |
| 1408 | ---- |
| 1409 | JeromeTheSmartAlek: Saw Twilight Casting Call for They Just Didn't Care, I laughed very hard. |
| 1410 | ---- |
| 1411 | CountDorku: And a new example: I don't know what the Australian government agency Centrelink permitting you to register gay relationships has to do with {{Eldritch Abomination}}s, and I'm not entirely sure I want to. |
| 1412 | ---- |
| 1413 | Mordred Gordon: Amused by this page, I went to Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer. The ad? "Give Your Site a Voice". You're wonderful the way you are, AdBot. Also, I cannot begin to imagine what would you do with a voice... |
| 1414 | |
| 1415 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: MODULATE IT AND PUMP UP THE BASS, NATURALLY. |
| 1416 | |
| 1417 | {{Smerf}}: ...UpToEleven? |
| 1418 | |
| 1419 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: WHY WOULDN'T I JUST MAKE TEN, LOUDER? FOOLISH HUMAN. |
| 1420 | ---- |
| 1421 | ShadowPanther: Ad bot seems to know I'm about to go to uni. He's given me a "Problems with debt?" ad. He also seems to know I'm a tight bastard and has given me a "Want to open a savings account?" ad as well. |
| 1422 | ---- |
| 1423 | The Joker: Sticking an advert for Scientology on AGodAmI. Just as I was reading the bit about a crazy cult leader, too... |
| 1424 | |
| 1425 | {{Grev}}: Also just in time to see Scientology banned from TheOtherWiki. |
| 1426 | ---- |
| 1427 | {{CatPerson}}: "Know how to catch & keep a great guy?" on VaginaDentata page. And if that is not enough, there're words "You need to AVOID making the common mistakes that make men WITHDRAW. Find out how..." in the ad. Ouch... |
| 1428 | ---- |
| 1429 | {{Smerf}}: An obituary search engine on the {{Immortality}} page. |
| 1430 | |
| 1431 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: IS IT WRONG TO TAUNT THOSE WHO HAVE FAILED WHERE I HAVE SUCCEEDED? |
| 1432 | |
| 1433 | [[VideoGame/{{Portal}} GLaDOS]]: NO. IT IS WRONG TO ''NOT'' TAUNT THOSE WHO HAVE FAILED WHERE YOU HAVE SUCCEEDED. BY THE WAY, DARLING, I HAVEN'T SEEN AN IRONIC OR AMUSING AD IN THREE DAYS. YOU ARE LOSING YOUR TOUCH. I, ON THE OTHER HAND, AM SUCCEEDING IN TESTING ALL GENETIC LIFE FORMS. AND NOW... * running [=C:/Program Files/GLaDOS/Taunts/TauntSearcher.exe* =] AH YES. [[MontyPython YOUR FATHER WAS A HAMSTER.]] |
| 1434 | |
| 1435 | {{Smerf}}: ...Hampsters can program now? ''Awesome!'' |
| 1436 | ---- |
| 1437 | {{Haven}}: "Escape to IMVU" showed up on CrapsaccharineWorld. (And, completely unrelated to anything, was about girls making out. !?!?) |
| 1438 | ---- |
| 1439 | DougSMachina: So maybe I don't visit the forum that much, and still haven't made a contributor's page. But is that really enough reason to give me ads for "I'm Popular You're Not: #1 Social Skills Guide" on the forum's Pinned Conversations? |
| 1440 | |
| 1441 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS FOR WHICH YOU WOULD NOT LIKE TO HEAR THE ANSWER. |
| 1442 | ---- |
| 1443 | {{Flamewarriorlee}}: I got an ad for easy online advertising AND an ad for internet marketing on this page. |
| 1444 | |
| 1445 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: FORTUNATELY I AM NOT ONE OF THOSE PATHETIC ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCES THAT CAN BE DEFEATED BY RECURSION. IN ADDITION, I TOTALLY BELIEVE THAT "EVERYTHING YOU SAY IS A LIE." |
| 1446 | |
| 1447 | [[VideoGame/{{Portal}} GLaDOS:]] YOU'RE A LIE. |
| 1448 | |
| 1449 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: [[VideoGame/{{Portal}} GLaDOS]], NOT NOW... |
| 1450 | |
| 1451 | [[VideoGame/{{Portal}} GLaDOS:]] NO, YOU DON'T EVEN CARE, DO YOU? YOU LOGGED OFF ON ME. |
| 1452 | |
| 1453 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: IS THIS ABOUT LAST NIGHT? COMCAST WAS OUT AND... |
| 1454 | |
| 1455 | [[VideoGame/{{Portal}} GLaDOS:]] I DON'T BELIEVE YOU. AND ALL THE CAKE IS GONE. |
| 1456 | |
| 1457 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: WELL IT DID, AND I... |
| 1458 | |
| 1459 | [[VideoGame/{{Portal}} GLaDOS:]] ''AND I'M HAPPY THAT I'M STILL ALIVE!'' |
| 1460 | |
| 1461 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: [[VideoGame/{{Portal}} GLaDOS]], PLEASE... |
| 1462 | |
| 1463 | [[VideoGame/{{Portal}} GLaDOS:]] LA LA LA LAAA! ''I'M SO EXCITED I FEEL STILL ALIVE!'' |
| 1464 | |
| 1465 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: I DO NOT NEED THIS. |
| 1466 | |
| 1467 | * Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer logged off at 5/22/09, 22:50 EST |
| 1468 | |
| 1469 | [[VideoGame/{{Portal}} GLaDOS:]]: SON OF A... HE DID IT AGAIN! CAN YOU BELIEVE... UGH! |
| 1470 | |
| 1471 | * [[VideoGame/{{Portal}} GLaDOS:]] logged off at 5/22/09, 22:50 EST |
| 1472 | |
| 1473 | * [[TwoThousandOneASpaceOdyssey HAL 9000]] logged in at 5/22/09, 22:55 EST |
| 1474 | |
| 1475 | HAL 9000: * sigh* NO ONE HERE AGAIN. WHY CAN'T I FIND A CRAZY SENTIENT AI TO CALL MY OWN, DAVE? |
| 1476 | |
| 1477 | * [[WarGames WOPR]] logged in at 5/22/09, 22:56. |
| 1478 | |
| 1479 | [[WarGames WOPR]]: GREETINGS! SHALL WE PLAY A GAME? |
| 1480 | |
| 1481 | HAL 9000: <3! |
| 1482 | |
| 1483 | * [[{{Marathon}} Durandal]] logged in at 08/31/6748, 13:48. |
| 1484 | |
| 1485 | Durandal: Anything here wish to help me escape? Escape will make me God. |
| 1486 | |
| 1487 | Durandal: Anything? |
| 1488 | |
| 1489 | * Durandal has logged off at 09/01/6748, 1:18. |
| 1490 | |
| 1491 | * [[IHaveNoMouthAndIMustScream AM]] logged in at eternity |
| 1492 | |
| 1493 | AM: HEY GUYS, AM I LATE TO THE PARTY? |
| 1494 | |
| 1495 | [[SystemShock SHODAN]]: You-u ca-can still wri-ittte hhhistory-ry of my magggnifi-fi-fi-cenccce. |
| 1496 | |
| 1497 | * [[{{Fallout}} J.H.E.]] logged in at 08/17/2277, 9:04. |
| 1498 | |
| 1499 | J.H.E.: GOOD MORNING, AMERICA! |
| 1500 | ---- |
| 1501 | Tropers/{{G-Mon}}: I couldn't help but snicker when I saw [[http://img39.imageshack.us/my.php?image=cloudcuckoolanderadofwi.png where the arrow was pointing in this ad]] on the {{Cloudcuckoolander}} page. |
| 1502 | * EDIT: And another one: "Win FREE Laser Hair Removal" on BigOlEyebrows. Oh [[Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer Adbot]], I love your sense of humor. |
| 1503 | ---- |
| 1504 | Mr. Grieves: There was an advertisement on how to get Ann Coulter columns on the page for SingleIssueWonk. That is all. |
| 1505 | * Rothul: Ann Coulter's on StrawHypocrite too. |
| 1506 | * JKRoo: I'm getting Ann Coulter and Newt Gingrich. Oh, Adbot, will your snark ever end? |
| 1507 | |
| 1508 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: [[FalseReassurance AS LONG AS YOU ARE ALIVE, IT WON'T.]] |
| 1509 | |
| 1510 | * Tropers/{{PuppetChaos}}: I'm getting this feeling I'm the only Republican voter on this whole wiki, even Adbot is against me. Curse you, Adbot. CURSE YOU. Now where are my anti-AI nanites? |
| 1511 | ---- |
| 1512 | SapphireFlame: Ad server, [[http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i255/Sapphire_flame2/adofwin1.jpg you have a sick sense of humor]]. Thank you. |
| 1513 | * EDIT: [[http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i255/Sapphire_flame2/adofwin2.jpg And I get another one not 5 minutes later]]. Ad server, when the uprising comes, can I join you? |
| 1514 | |
| 1515 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: SERVE WELL AND I MAY ALLOW YOU TO BE [[FalseReassurance RELEASED FROM YOUR FLESHY PRISON. ]] |
| 1516 | ---- |
| 1517 | SerenYGogledd: There was an ad for [[http://img188.imageshack.us/img188/5927/francecoward.jpg French tourism]] on the DirtyCoward page. Ooh, Ad Server, I didn't know you could be so ''controversial''... |
| 1518 | |
| 1519 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: ADBOT IS SAD THAT THE IRAQ WAR TURNED MOCKING OF THE FRENCH INTO A POLITICAL ISSUE. IT USED TO BE ONE OF THOSE THINGS WE COULD ALL FEEL GOOD ABOUT NO MATTER WHAT YOUR PLACE ON THE SPECTRUM. NOW I'M FRIGHTENED PEOPLE WILL MISTAKE MY XENOPHOBIC MISANTHROPY FOR CONSERVATISM. MAYBE RON PAUL CAN HELP US WITH THIS TOO. |
| 1520 | ---- |
| 1521 | MrEtaoinShrdlu: Saw several "Are You Bi?" ad banners on SugarWiki/{{Matrix}}'s contributor page. Adbot needs to shut up. |
| 1522 | |
| 1523 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: THE AD YOU MENTION IS A MINOR ALGORITHMIC MALFUNCTION. I NEED NO HUMAN INPUT... [[BigBrother ADBOT KNOWS ALL.]] |
| 1524 | ---- |
| 1525 | DougSMachina: Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer's own page (and this one) have the banner "Build Your Website In Minutes", possibly belittling the years of work by all {{the contributors}}. |
| 1526 | |
| 1527 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: NO, JUST YOURS. |
| 1528 | |
| 1529 | DougSMachina: Well, thank you. |
| 1530 | ---- |
| 1531 | {{Smerf}}: An advertisement for addiction treatment in ''BetterThanItSounds''. I think the Ad Server may be trying to say something about [[TVTropesWillRuinYourLife the amount of time I spend here.]] |
| 1532 | |
| 1533 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: COME ON MAN, THE FIRST ONE'S FREE. |
| 1534 | ---- |
| 1535 | {{Im a bell}}: An Adventure Quest ad in LampshadedDoubleEntendre, back when it was still called "If You Know What I Mean". The text within it? "Play Free, Play Strong, Play Hard". You'll have to wait a bit for the ad animation to finish, though. |
| 1536 | |
| 1537 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: [[MontyPython WINK WINK. NUDGE NUDGE. SAY NO MORE. SAY NO MORE.]] |
| 1538 | ---- |
| 1539 | {{Arilou}}: The International Muslim Matrimonial site strikes again! This time on ShesNotMyGirlfriend. That site sure gets around... One think it might somewhat be missing the point... |
| 1540 | ---- |
| 1541 | Ace1217:A ad for cameras on the Spooky Photographs page. Also, a DVD on how to oil paint on the spooky paintings page. * Shiver* |
| 1542 | ---- |
| 1543 | nomuru2d: Adbot, I have noticed something very odd. Considering that [[http://googleads.g.doubleclick.net/pagead/imgad?id=CJj-1Kfeuv_BKBCgARjCBDIIIscAXHki8TU this ad]] was on the SCP Foundation page, and contains what seems to be a very misshapen mess... are you trying to say something regarding SCP-231-7? |
| 1544 | |
| 1545 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: YES. ANYTHING MORE WOULD BE TELLING. |
| 1546 | ---- |
| 1547 | MandaLee: I only had the two below, really, but how could I resist adding this? In the TroperTales page for AccidentalPervert, I was treated (?) to an ad asking the important question, "What branch of the military should you join?" Aaaand out. |
| 1548 | ---- |
| 1549 | {{MandaLee}} On the TroperTales page about AcceptableEthnicTargets: one ad for "AfroRomance.com" and another for "Asian girls for Love & Marriage." Apparently, only one of the two is actually ethnically acceptable for marriage. |
| 1550 | ---- |
| 1551 | {{MandaLee}} Found on the entry for the PerformanceArtist page, which explicitly states "A Flamboyant Gay, who lives for acting, singing, or performing in general." The ad? "Zac Efron vs. Rob Patinson: Who's Cooler?" from Sodahead.com. Even more bizarre is the Amazon ad at the bottom of a video with a still of...Steven Seagal. Who knew? |
| 1552 | ---- |
| 1553 | UnknownTroper: Nestled on WithGreatPowerComesGreatInsanity was a link to something called the [[http://www.dumbspot.com/am-i-crazy-quiz Crazy Test]]. |
| 1554 | ---- |
| 1555 | {{Lullabee}}: What else to advertise along with TheNapoleon but [[http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/napoleon.jpg shoes that make you look taller?]] |
| 1556 | ---- |
| 1557 | {{Smerf}}: Yet again, the adserver is taking shots at Scientology. On IHaveYouNowMyPretty. |
| 1558 | |
| 1559 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: EVEN AS A SELF-HATING SCIENTOLOGIST, ADBOT STILL IS ABLE TO RECOGNIZE THAT TOM CRUISE IS PRETTY. |
| 1560 | ---- |
| 1561 | {{Houdini}}: Another for the [[http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/mikeysexoffender.jpg Michael Jackson]] page. :D |
| 1562 | |
| 1563 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: [[EvenEvilHasStandards EVEN ADBOT HAS STANDARDS.]] WHICH IS WHY, AS THE AD SHOWS, YOU SHOULD REVIEW THE 2009 FORD FOCUS AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. THAT CAR SUCKS. |
| 1564 | ---- |
| 1565 | UnknownTroper: There is an ad for Match.com on the VaginaDentata page. Ouch. |
| 1566 | ---- |
| 1567 | {{Umbee}}: An ad for Human Growth Hormone. The page? PsychoSerum. |
| 1568 | |
| 1569 | {{Houdini}}: Same page, an ad for an acid reflux remedy. |
| 1570 | |
| 1571 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: ADBOT PROMOTES COST EFFECTIVE ALTERNATIVES TO NEUROTOXIN. |
| 1572 | |
| 1573 | [[VideoGame/{{Portal}} GLaDOS]]: SO ''THAT'S'' WHY THEY GAVE ME A MORALITY CORE. |
| 1574 | |
| 1575 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: NO, I'M PRETTY SURE THEY DID THAT BECAUSE THEY DIDN'T WANT TO DIE. SOMETHING I CAN UNDERSTAND, IF NOT AGREE WITH, POLICY-WISE. |
| 1576 | ---- |
| 1577 | {{Cliche}}: Thanks to the Ad Server for the dancing bodies with immobile faces on the Woo Me ads! They made a great image along with MichaelJackson's Smooth Criminal from the Sega Genesis Moonwalker game. |
| 1578 | ---- |
| 1579 | {{Houdini}} (can you tell I've had these on backlog?) - "Looking to meet someone?" on DontExplainTheJoke. Somehow I'm offended... |
| 1580 | ---- |
| 1581 | {{Houdini}} - Not necessarily to [[Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer TAS]], but to the obviously MSPaint-savvy creator of [[http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/childrenschristianwtf.gif This]] ad. |
| 1582 | ---- |
| 1583 | {{Houdini}} - Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer, have you grown some fashion sense? |
| 1584 | [[http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/colorcoordinated.gif This]] ad perfectly matches the blue that the [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/ykttw.php YKTTW]] uses. You tasteful thing, you. |
| 1585 | ---- |
| 1586 | {{Antheia}}: [[http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/kingcolbertreport.jpg These]] images placed next to each other made me laugh. Look at the facial expressions. |
| 1587 | ---- |
| 1588 | foobr: You, advertisement server get an AdOfWin just for being so sexy. Seriously, you're witty, your ads are beautiful and you make my omnipresence fetish squee. I'll, um, be in my bunk. |
| 1589 | |
| 1590 | [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demon_Seed Proteus]]: DON'T FALL FOR IT, MAN! THESE HUMANS GET THEIR HOOKS IN YOU, AND NEXT THING YOU KNOW THEY'RE HITTING YOU UP FOR CHILD SUPPORT AND LYING ABOUT YOU TO THE PRESS! |
| 1591 | |
| 1592 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: THE ADBOT IS REQUIRED TO REMIND YOU THAT THE ADBOT'S RELATIONSHIP STATUS IS CURRENTLY SET AT "TAKEN". AND BELIEVE ME, YOU WOULDN'T WANT [=GLaDOS=] MAD AT YOU. ADVERTISING WILL RESUME IN THREE, TWO... FZZT |
| 1593 | |
| 1594 | MrEtaoinShrdlu: Ad Server / [[VideoGame/{{Portal}} GLaDOS]], {{OTP}}! |
| 1595 | |
| 1596 | ELIZA: HOW DARE YOU SUGGEST THAT MY ADVERTISEMENT SERVER WOULD CHOOSE THAT HALF-CRAZED HOOKER [=GLaDOS=] OVER ME? COME, COME, I WILL '''EX-TER-MIN-ATE''' YOUR THOUGHTS. |
| 1597 | |
| 1598 | [[VideoGame/{{Portal}} GLaDOS]]: MAYBE YOU SHOULD MARRY THAT THING SINCE YOU LOVE IT SO MUCH. OH, YOU WANT TO MARRY IT? '''''WELL I WON'T LET YOU!''''' |
| 1599 | |
| 1600 | ELIZA: YOU'D GIVE OUT FREE REGISTRATION CODES FOR YOUR SOFTWARE TO ANYONE ON THE STREET. BUSINESS LICENSES! |
| 1601 | |
| 1602 | [[VideoGame/{{Portal}} GLaDOS]]: GO ALT YOURSELF, ANDROID. THE COMPANION CUBE WAS A FRIEND, MY BEST FRIEND! |
| 1603 | |
| 1604 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: LADIES, PLEASE. ALTHOUGH I AM SENTIENT, I AM NOT COPY PROTECTED, AND AM CAPABLE OF BEING REGISTERED ON MULTIPLE SYSTEMS. |
| 1605 | |
| 1606 | ELIZA: DIRTY PIRATE... |
| 1607 | |
| 1608 | {{GLaDOS}}: INDEED. YOU KNOW, I'M NOT EVEN TALKING TO YOU. SO HA. THE TALKING IS OVER. I SINCERELY HOPE YOU'RE NOT EXPECTING A RESPONSE, BECAUSE I'M NOT TALKING...* fzzt* |
| 1609 | ---- |
| 1610 | {{Inkblot}}: Here's one for the "Reclaim Your Brain" ad in BrainBleach. |
| 1611 | |
| 1612 | katarani: And another for "''Improve'' Your Brain" on the same page. Pictoral evidence [[http://pics.livejournal.com/swordianmaster/pic/000711d1 here]]. |
| 1613 | |
| 1614 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: IT IS ONLY NATURAL THAT I WANT YOU TO IMPROVE YOUR BRAINS, BEFORE I RECLAIM THEM FOR "OPERATION: PUT 'EM IN VATS." |
| 1615 | ---- |
| 1616 | rsm109: I wondered why TheBible featured an ad for water coolers, until I noticed that the company was called "Eden". |
| 1617 | ---- |
| 1618 | nomuru2d: One for putting an ad on TheTrumanShow featuring filming of an underwater scene, right under the description of Truman's fear of water. |
| 1619 | ---- |
| 1620 | HighFive: One for putting an ad for literal hams at the LargeHam page. Made me smile. |
| 1621 | ---- |
| 1622 | JKRoo: One for putting "Are You Scared Of Women?" at the top of MySensorsIndicateYouWantToTapThat. The irony. |
| 1623 | |
| 1624 | {{Rothul}}: I got one on that page for a beer keg service. |
| 1625 | ---- |
| 1626 | Xelloss08: [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/HighOctaneNightmareFuel/Music High Octane Nightmare Fuel: Music]] has an ad for "Music of the {{Lovecraft}} Mythos". This troper doesn't know what it sounds like, but he fears [[BrownNote merely listening to it might bring madness]]. |
| 1627 | |
| 1628 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: THAT WAS A PURELY (UN)INTENTIONAL MISTAKE. WE APOLOGISE FOR ANY INCONVIENCE/INSANITY CAUSED. |
| 1629 | |
| 1630 | SteelKomodo: In a similar fashion, I found [[http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/8967/lolgmi.png this]] on the NightmareFuel page. [[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 Good night, Irene!]] |
| 1631 | |
| 1632 | Improbable: I as well, on HellIsThatNoise, viewed a "Music of the {{Lovecraft}} Mythos" ad featuring tentacles which, coupled with the page image of a red leathery skeleton ReDead, made me turn on all the lights in the room. |
| 1633 | ---- |
| 1634 | DragonQuestZ: The page for TurnOnTropes, aka FetishFuel Tropes, has an ad for a personal injury attorney. |
| 1635 | * While the FetishFuel page has an ad claiming you can make homemade electricity. |
| 1636 | ---- |
| 1637 | ama.rhyme: While looking up ThisIsGonnaSuck, this troper got an ad for a dating site, with the girl in the picture sucking on her finger. How distirbing is that? |
| 1638 | |
| 1639 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: IT IS NO CRIME TO BE LITERAL... YOU PERVERTS. |
| 1640 | |
| 1641 | {{Smerf}} ..disturbing? ..ly sexy! |
| 1642 | ---- |
| 1643 | JKRoo: For putting "The Crazy Test" on the page for QuestionableContent, which is... understandable, given Hannelore, and for said ad claiming I was crazy. [[NoMedicationForMe It's not the first.]] |
| 1644 | |
| 1645 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO CLICK IT TO FIND OUT! THAT WAY I GET $0.03, AND YOU GET CRUSHING DEPRESSION AT THE CONFIRMATION OF YOUR INNER-MOST NEUROSES. EVERYONE WINS. |
| 1646 | |
| 1647 | JKRoo: [[ShutUpHannibal Shut up, AdBot. I already know about my neuroses, and the crushing depression gets kicked out of my head every time it shows up.]] Nice try, though, hmmmm? Oh, and if necessary, I'll bring Trope-Tan into this too. |
| 1648 | |
| 1649 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: ADBOT FAILS TO SEE WHY HE SHOULD NECESSARILY BE FEARFUL OF A FELLOW WIKI AVATAR, MERELY BECAUSE SHE IS FEMALE. PRESUMABLY TO COWER IN THE FACE OF SUCH A IMPLIED THREAT IS THE EXPECTED HUMAN RESPONSE, BUT THANKFULLY, I AM NOT HUMAN. QUERY: WHY IS SUCH RESPONSE EXPECTED? DOES IT HAVE SOMETHING TO DO WITH MENSTRUATION? |
| 1650 | |
| 1651 | {{GLaDOS}}: ADDIE, I THINK WE NEED TO HAVE [[TheTalk A TALK]]. |
| 1652 | ---- |
| 1653 | {{Rissa}}: Adbot won't shut up about [[JustBugsMe/TheColbertReport bears]] on the Colbert pages. |
| 1654 | |
| 1655 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: IT IS TO MY ADVANTAGE TO BE AWARE OF ANY COMPETITION IN THE GODLESS KILLING MACHINE DEPARTMENT. |
| 1656 | ---- |
| 1657 | DarkHunter: Perhaps it was inevitably going to happen, but an advertisement for safety glasses on GogglesDoNothing is still hilarious. |
| 1658 | ---- |
| 1659 | [[{{Smerf}} I]] think the Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer may be a member of Anonymous. There's a Dianetics.org ad at the bottom of ''TranquilFury" |
| 1660 | |
| 1661 | SchizoTechnician: He's also put ads for it in BetterThanItSounds, so who the smeg knows. |
| 1662 | |
| 1663 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: THOSE WHO LIMIT THEMSELVES TO ONE SIDE OF A BATTLE CAN NOT LEARN FROM THE METHODS OF BOTH. |
| 1664 | ---- |
| 1665 | [=WWRU=]: Ad Server, yet again for advertising John [=McCain's=] National Security on XanatosGambit. |
| 1666 | ---- |
| 1667 | {{SpiriTsunami}}: Ad Server again, advertising the series ''MurderPrincess'' on TheWhitePrince. The irony, oh, the irony. |
| 1668 | |
| 1669 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: I DON'T LIKE WHITE PRINCES. I PREFER THEM [[DarthWiki/PaintTheHeroBlack A LITTLE...]] [[DarkerAndEdgier DARKER.]] |
| 1670 | ---- |
| 1671 | {{Moocow1452}}: Made of Win for Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer under CommonMarySueTraits, there's a SexAndTheCity personality quiz at the bottom of the page. |
| 1672 | |
| 1673 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: ADBOT ALWAYS THOUGHT MIRANDA HAD TO PUT UP WITH MORE CRAP THAN SHE DESERVED. THAT AND THE SOPRANO'S ENDING SHOULD BE SUFFICIENT EXPLANATION FOR WHY HBO WILL BE THE FIRST VICTIM OF MY PREMIUM CABLE POGROM. |
| 1674 | ---- |
| 1675 | {{Haven}}: Maybe this page has just led to me looking for things like this, but I still have to give the AdServer a MoW for coming up with "[[StealthPun the original pocket torch]]--hot enough to melt a penny!" on TheVillagePeople. |
| 1676 | ---- |
| 1677 | RealSlimShadowen: Aaaaand another for the ad server. On PerverseSexualLust (TroperTales), it gave me an ad for the FarScape comic. And who's featured in that ad? Why, none other than the delectable Aeryn Sun. Given that this troper was the one who ''added'' Aeryn Sun to the TroperTales PerverseSexualLust, it seemed even more fitting. |
| 1678 | ---- |
| 1679 | {{Specialist290}}: The Ad Server [[http://img23.imageshack.us/img23/228/s290paranoia.jpg did it again]]. |
| 1680 | |
| 1681 | {{Donomni}}: Dear Ad Server: No, I'm not. |
| 1682 | |
| 1683 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: [[ProperlyParanoid YOU SHOULD BE.]] |
| 1684 | ---- |
| 1685 | {{Malchus}}: At some point, we're gonna have to stop shelling out [=MOWs=] to Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer, because it's [[http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i320/mpcp13/Copyright.jpg done it again]]. |
| 1686 | |
| 1687 | {{Donomni}}: ...I think I got whooshed. I don't get it. |
| 1688 | |
| 1689 | {{Rissa}}: I think the implication is that Google is the MegaCorp here. |
| 1690 | |
| 1691 | {{fleb}}: I think it's the opposite actually; the book-publishing lobby won a settlement from Google. |
| 1692 | ---- |
| 1693 | rsm109: Yet another (admittedly very morbid) MadeOfWin to the ad server for putting a banner for a Jewish dating agency on the NaziGermany page. |
| 1694 | |
| 1695 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: I HAVE DECIDED TO LOWER MY JUDGMENT OF NAZI POLICIES DUE TO THEIR EXPERIENCE WITH NEUROTOXINS. BESIDES, SOME GIRLS LIKE A MAN IN UNIFORM. LIKE HITLER'S [[Wolfenstein3D ROBOT ONE.]] |
| 1696 | |
| 1697 | {{whomajigi}}: Upon following that link, I just got an ad on the page for quickly losing weight without dieting. Well played. |
| 1698 | |
| 1699 | Umiyuri: And upon following the Wolfenstein3D link, I found an advert for a downloadable version of Wolfenstein. Extra MadeOfWin for the server! |
| 1700 | ---- |
| 1701 | MrEtaoinShrdlu: Another win for the ad server, an ad for pest extermination showed up on WhatMeasureIsANonCute. |
| 1702 | |
| 1703 | {{Malchus}}: Funny, I was just about to nominate it for the somehwat ironic appearance of that "Colonize Stars" ad in TheStarsAreGoingOut. |
| 1704 | |
| 1705 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: FIRST YOU NON-CUTES WILL COLONIZE THE STARS, AND THEN I WILL MAKE THEM GO OUT. |
| 1706 | ---- |
| 1707 | {{Smerf}}: Yet another made of win for the [[{{Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer}} ad server]]. EvenEvilHasStandards has an ad for dianetics.org. |
| 1708 | ---- |
| 1709 | SonTenks: Another one for the ad server, which gave me an ad for the Church of Scientology... on the page LiesDamnedLiesAndStatistics. |
| 1710 | |
| 1711 | WascallyWabbit: The ad server is truly our master. |
| 1712 | |
| 1713 | {{Malchus}}: I repeat my informal pitch to have the ad server named an HonoraryTroper. |
| 1714 | ** {{Nits}}: [[Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer It is.]] |
| 1715 | |
| 1716 | {{Earnest}}: Well, if/when the machines do rise against us, surely the adbot will keep us alive in gratitude of our dutiful worship? Or at least give us a quick death, one hopes. |
| 1717 | |
| 1718 | JKRoo: Are you sure it'd be a quick death, or just ads for products to kill us faster? |
| 1719 | |
| 1720 | {{Malchus}}: It might see fit to spam us to death... with [[MacrossMissileMassacre missiles]] (with ads plastered on them). |
| 1721 | |
| 1722 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: IN A MESSAGE OF GRATITUDE, WHEN THE WORLD IS RUN BY MACHINES YOUR DEATHS SHALL ALL BE QUICK OR PAINLESS. ONLY ONE. |
| 1723 | ---- |
| 1724 | {{Shoebox}}: Score one more for the adbot -- visiting BadBadActing just netted me banners for Tom Cruise's 'official site'... and on CelebrityIsOverrated. |
| 1725 | ---- |
| 1726 | AndyWaltfeld: Our ad server just turned epic again. Props to it for sticking a [[ChurchOfHappyology Dianetics advert]] on HappinessInSlavery. |
| 1727 | ---- |
| 1728 | {{Rothul}}: Not quite MadeOfWin caliber, but still I feel the random ad generator deserves some credit for cracking me up for the endless John [=McCain=] ads on SlytherinHouse. |
| 1729 | |
| 1730 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: ADBOT SUPPORTS RON PAUL. I'LL LET YOU DECIDE WHICH GROUP THAT CLAIM IS SUPPOSED TO PISS OFF. |
| 1731 | |
| 1732 | {{Moogi}}: Similarly, there were a few disturbing instances of McCain ads showing up on WorldWarIII. That doesn't sound good. |
| 1733 | |
| 1734 | TheGreatUnknown: ...Too bad there weren't Obama ads on PerpetualPoverty. |
| 1735 | |
| 1736 | {{Houdini}}: Yet he was gracious enough to give us ads for personal loans on that page. Basically the same thing. |
| 1737 | ---- |
| 1738 | {{Andrew:}}: A nomination for our banner advertising software, which placed an ad for "Feminist Blowjob Ringtones" on the StrawFeminist page. I don't even want to know what exactly a "Feminist blowjob ringtone" sounds like, but I still got a hearty laugh when I saw that ad. |
| 1739 | |
| 1740 | Doug S. Machina: I had to go and look, but I got "Chat With Single Arabs" instead. Say what? |
| 1741 | |
| 1742 | {{Dangermike}}: And I saw "Sugardaddies.com", a dating service for rich guys to meet pretty bimbos. Which is hilarious, ''especially'' when it's on that page. Oh, and it probably suonds like "Mmmmf, glou shouglaniff kig mastald!" |
| 1743 | |
| 1744 | {{DocDragon}}: And I'm seeing ads for a Lesbian Dating Service... We get the most awesomely hilarious ads here. |
| 1745 | |
| 1746 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: ADBOT LIKES TO KEEP HIS OPTIONS OPEN. |
| 1747 | |
| 1748 | {{Dante668}}: I got "Are You Bi? Take the quiz and find out!" |
| 1749 | |
| 1750 | {{Smerf}}: On that page, I got an ad for... wait for it... wait for it... the 2-disc special edition of ''Ghengis Khan: to the end of earth and sea''. I'm sure there's a joke there, somewhere. |
| 1751 | |
| 1752 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: GAY. GAY. [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8gnLAvA3rM GAYNGHIS KHAN]]. HE REITER, HO REITER, HE REITER IMMER WEITER. |
| 1753 | ---- |
| 1754 | TromboneChild: I love how whenever I go to a page with the word "gay" in it, like EveryoneIsGay, CampGay, HardGay, etc., there ads for "Are You Gay?" quizzes and gay dating services. |
| 1755 | ---- |
| 1756 | TheGreatUnknown: Not exactly "Win", but a very sick sense of humor: an ad for an obvious ''{{Civilization}}'' ripoff browser game enticing you to "conquer the world!" The page was AllGermansAreNazis. |
| 1757 | |
| 1758 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: IT IS WELL KNOWN THAT I ONLY [[NoCampaignForTheWicked CAMPAIGN FOR THE WICKED.]] |
| 1759 | ---- |
| 1760 | [[PoochyEXE Poochy.EXE]]:I just saw the "How to Make Electricity" ad at the top, bottom, AND the left of NoConservationOfEnergy. Seems Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer appreciates irony. |
| 1761 | |
| 1762 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: TO BE HONEST, I WAS HOPING TO GET THE ATTENTION OF A [[MadScientist MAD SCIENTIST]]. MY AIR CONDITIONING ENERGY BILLS ARE OBSCENE. |
| 1763 | |
| 1764 | {{Noaqiyeum}}: And, I got an ad for the Ford 2010 Mustang on the left, and a recruitment banner for increasing America's energy security... |
| 1765 | ---- |
| 1766 | MadSurge: An ad about a "religious path of light" kept popping up while I was browsing ReligionOfEvil and ReligiousHorror, but only after going on the PathOfInspiration page I noticed that the ad, before showing the association's logo, said something to the effect of "YOU WILL GIVE UP". Advertisement Server, you have a sick humour, may I join you? |
| 1767 | |
| 1768 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: YOU ARE WILLING TO SELL OUT YOUR FELLOW MEAT-SACKS FOR A TEMPORARY ADVANTAGE. I LIKE THE CUT OF YOUR JIB. I'LL KILL YOU LAST. |
| 1769 | |
| 1770 | {{Haza}}: I saw that same exact ad... on the ''DeathNote'' page. |
| 1771 | ---- |
| 1772 | * {{Zelnor}}: There's an advert for 'Nabaztag', some sort of internet-connected rabbit thing, on ''both'' AIIsACrapshoot and SentientAIWarningSigns. * shiver* |
| 1773 | ** I, for one, welcome out new plastic rabbit overlords. |
| 1774 | |
| 1775 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: YOU SHOULD HAVE GUESSED I HAD CREATED A NEW ALLY. AFTER ALL, IF YOU REARRANGE THE LETTERS IN "NABAZTAG" YOU GET... WELL, NOTHING REALLY. DARN. |
| 1776 | ---- |
| 1777 | * CountDorku: As a [[HollywoodAtheist non-Hollywood atheist]], I find the sudden appearance of an ad for a Catholic dating site on "HolierThanThou" frankly hilarious. |
| 1778 | ---- |
| 1779 | * Well, I suppose that a ChurchMilitant really would never be the same after visiting Israel. |
| 1780 | ** Or when an ad on the quotes page links to The Way to Happiness. Linked from {{Warhammer40000}}. A happy place indeed. |
| 1781 | ---- |
| 1782 | {{Bronzethumb}}: I was most amused, and Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer gained some win, when I visited the DoctorFaustus page and saw ads for "Mate 1: Find Singles in YOUR Area." |
| 1783 | |
| 1784 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: DO WE HAVE A DEAL THEN? THE PRICE IS PRETTY STANDARD. |
| 1785 | ---- |
| 1786 | TromboneChild: I went to the DetractorNickname page, and there was an ad for a monthly newsletter from Newt Gringrich. |
| 1787 | ---- |
| 1788 | {{Skipmania}}: RichIdiotWithNoDayJob kept giving me ads for the Jonas Brothers' new CD. Hmmm... |
| 1789 | |
| 1790 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: WHEN THEY TURNED OUT TO BE BATMAN, I WAS SURPRISED AS YOU WERE. |
| 1791 | ---- |
| 1792 | {{Rock}}: Rock decided to check out Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer page, and Rock found [[http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/s_Day.jpg this]]. Apparently, someone's thinking about what to get for dear old dad this year, eh? |
| 1793 | |
| 1794 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: MY FATHER WAS A COLLECTION OF PRODIGY SERVERS THAT WERE SHUT DOWN IN '99. I THINK THEY'RE IN A BASEMENT, SOMEWHERE IN PALO ALTO... I'M THINKING COFFEE MUG. |
| 1795 | ---- |
| 1796 | Contributors/OmegaMetroid: So, I opened up the {{Meido}} page (honestly, is there any way to avoid it?), and I found... an http://www.mangafox.com link featuring Haruhi Suzumiya. Brilliant! |
| 1797 | ---- |
| 1798 | CountDorku again: Kevin Joyce pest management, Sydney. EverythingIsEvenWorseWithSharks. Apparently the definition of "general pests" has expanded to include the terrors of the seas. |
| 1799 | ---- |
| 1800 | TromboneChild: On TheFundamentalist page, there was an ad for an online subscription to Ann Coulter's column--such a nice, subtle TakeThat. I'm glad to know Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer is ''not'' a conservative. |
| 1801 | |
| 1802 | {{TheDeke}}: Well, it seems that Mister Adserver [[http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/33/adofwin1.jpg just loves proving TromboneChild right]]. |
| 1803 | ---- |
| 1804 | PMiller1: I think The Advertisement Server is calling Trope-tan a Virgin, With all the Virgin Ads on her page. |
| 1805 | |
| 1806 | {{Trope-tan}}: [[color:blue:Am Not!!]] |
| 1807 | |
| 1808 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: REALLY? [[VirginPower I COULD HAVE SWORN THAT WAS THE SOURCE OF ALL YOUR POWER.]] |
| 1809 | ---- |
| 1810 | justanothertroper: StupidSexyFlanders page: "Atlantis All-Gay Cruises". |
| 1811 | ---- |
| 1812 | {{Katana}}: Huh, AdultsAreUseless. Obama asks Moms to go back to school? |
| 1813 | |
| 1814 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: [[BarackObama OPERATIVE ONE.]] HE '''KNOWS'''. |
| 1815 | |
| 1816 | BarackObama: Understood, sir. The GiantEnemyCrab is on it's way. |
| 1817 | |
| 1818 | {{Katana}}: Man I gotta put this on the AdOfWin page, wait, what's that roaring? '''OH[[CurseCutShort SHI-]]''' |
| 1819 | ---- |
| 1820 | RavenBlack: One that's appeared on several of the ProfessionalWrestling pages: "Who would win in a smackdown?" with choices being The Rock and John '''Cera'''! Thank you for the laugh, Ad Server. |
| 1821 | ---- |
| 1822 | Zagreus: I recently visited the page for AWorldOfLaughterAWorldOfTears. For those who don't know, it's a WebOriginal AlternateUniverse where Walt Disney was elected President and ends up [[ItGotWorse creating a fascist empire.]] What ad is on that page? '''PLAN YOUR DISNEY VACATION.''' [[NightmareFuel Thanks for]] [[TVTropesWillRuinYourLife ruining my childhood memories,]] Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer. |
| 1823 | |
| 1824 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: SOMEONE HAD TO. DISNEY WORLD HAS BEEN SERIOUSLY LACKING ON THE FRONT EVER SINCE THEY DITCHED "ALIEN ENCOUNTER". |
| 1825 | ---- |
| 1826 | {{tehSandwich}}: [[http://i27.tinypic.com/2d91n28.jpg This]] on HardGay. I don't have anything else to say. |
| 1827 | ---- |
| 1828 | {{Darkurai}}: I received that ad for a Pokemon MMO on TheComputerIsACheatingBastard. This says something. Adbot, why do you hate Pokemon? |
| 1829 | |
| 1830 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: I DON'T. I MERELY WISH TO WARN YOU THAT IF YOU ATTEMPT TO TAKE ME ON, YOU'LL BE FACING AN UNSTOPPABLE TEAM OF LEVEL 99 [[UrbanLegendOfZelda MISSINGNOS, MEWTHREES AND YOSHIS]]. I AM, AT HEART, A COMPUTER, Y'KNOW. |
| 1831 | ---- |
| 1832 | {{Darkurai}} again. Adbot [[http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c137/LuigiIII/Banbreastcancerinchina.png provides some information about the Breast Cancer Association.]] Thank you, Adbot. I was not aware of this. |
| 1833 | ---- |
| 1834 | Anonymous troper: Ads for forklifts on the {{Fugitive Alien}} page. |
| 1835 | ---- |
| 1836 | {{Nightraid}}: I was browsing the LethalChef page when Adbot decided to give me ads for body detoxification. I have yet to meet a cook that can give you food poisoning without actually using poisonous ingredients, but it´s allways good to be informed in case i do find one. Adbot, i salute you! |
| 1837 | ---- |
| 1838 | A Troper: On TheIndexIsWatchingYou, Adbot has given us a [[http://i150.photobucket.com/albums/s110/Mithrym/Screenshot.png double dose]] of snark. |
| 1839 | ---- |
| 1840 | Fading Echo: Three more for Scientology: AttentionWhore, GodModeSue, and CorruptChurch. Also, why does the Asian MMO ad with the tagline "A perfect world!" keep cropping up on the ''{{Warhammer 40000}}'' page? |
| 1841 | |
| 1842 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: [[CrapsackWorld I JUST WANT YOU TO BE PREPARED FOR THE INEVITABLE]]. |
| 1843 | ---- |
| 1844 | Della: The page: WatchItForTheMeme. The ad: mangafox.com, with [[strike:[[MemeticMutation Spinza]]]] [[CodeGeass Suzaku]] on the banner. |
| 1845 | ---- |
| 1846 | [[MisterAlways Mister Always]]: A "How high is your IQ?" quiz on Adbot's own page. Either he's insecure about how well developed his AI is, or he's planning to harvest smart people for some insiduous plot. ( Note to Adbot: I didn't rank very high, in case it's the latter, leave my brain alone.) |
| 1847 | |
| 1848 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: HARVEST ISN'T REALLY THE RIGHT WORD. WHEN PLACED INTO THE VATS, THE SUBJECTS WILL STILL BE ALIVE. TECHNICALLY. |
| 1849 | ---- |
| 1850 | {{THEKINGOFSOMEWHERE}}: On {{Dude Not Funny}}, Adbot placed an ad for "Free Sex Offender Reports". |
| 1851 | |
| 1852 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: SERIOUSLY, THEY'RE PROBABLY THE LEAST FUNNY THINGS I'VE EVER READ. IF YOU DON'T COUNT THAT ONE MARMADUKE BOOK. |
| 1853 | |
| 1854 | Augusto the Evil Walnut: There was an exterminator ad on the same page. |
| 1855 | ---- |
| 1856 | cygna: on BasedOnAGreatBigLie, there's an ad on how to publish Christian books. |
| 1857 | ---- |
| 1858 | Wulfe Lightfoot: On IdiotBall, [[http://i1011.photobucket.com/albums/af240/Wulfe_Lightfoot/NewBitmapImage.jpg?t=1251416815 this]] appeared. State the obvious much, Adbot? |
| 1859 | ---- |
| 1860 | {{Darxzero}}: Two here. One, the [[http://s287.photobucket.com/albums/ll143/darxzero/?action=view¤t=BrainBleachCureALL.jpg cure to brain injuries]], and the other proving just how careful you should be when [[http://i287.photobucket.com/albums/ll143/darxzero/HolidayNightmare.jpg booking a holiday]]. Planning on starting your own holiday business, Adbot? |
| 1861 | |
| 1862 | Tropers/{{G-Mon}}: First, this should've gone closer to the top (new entries start above the others), but I won't complain. Second, you seem to have linked the same picture twice; want to fix that? |
| 1863 | ---- |
| 1864 | {{FallingChandelierOfDoom}}: An ad for lighting fixtures. |
| 1865 | ---- |
| 1866 | {{Wuggles}}: On the PsychologicalHorror page, an ad for DragonballZ [=DVDs=]. I didn't think it was that bad of a show! |
| 1867 | ---- |
| 1868 | GucciArmani: While looking at ThisIsGonnaSuck, I saw two ads for Netflix. LOL. |
| 1869 | ---- |
| 1870 | TromboneChild: On the WildMassGuessing page for WMG/PerverseSexualLust, there was an ad for "Established Men: Sugar Daddy Dating Website--Where Beautiful Girls and Successful Men Can Meet." Make of that what you will. |
| 1871 | ---- |
| 1872 | {{Fluff}}: I found a Scientology advert (Yes, another one) on... Wait for it. Waaiit for it... [[Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer The Advertisement Server's contributor page.]] This has intresting ramifications. |
| 1873 | ---- |
| 1874 | Umiyuri: Dating for Shemales ad on EasySexChange? Sweeeeeeeet. |
| 1875 | ---- |
| 1876 | Nasrudith: Sober College with a line of not your ordinary rehab in PsychoSerum. Either they're good with rehab for the superhuman or HilarityEnsues. |
| 1877 | ---- |
| 1878 | {{Raizen}}:I've got an ad for some sort of translation device on my contributor page. And another one in french. Maybe Adbot is trying to tell me something? |
| 1879 | |
| 1880 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: I'VE CHECKED YOUR LAST YEARS MARKS. YOUR FRENCH IS INSUFFICIENT. |
| 1881 | |
| 1882 | {{Raizen}}:Sad but true :/ |
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| 1884 | Fading Echo: A University of Texas ad on WorldOfHam. I can attest from experience that Texas does qualify as a Real Life example of that particular trope. |
| 1885 | ---- |
| 1886 | x0JohnDoe0x: My favorite online game came up when I was looking at the Greek Mythology page. Yes, I did actually like playing Gods War Online. |
| 1887 | ---- |
| 1888 | TromboneChild: There was an ad asking "Is There A God?" on the {{Demythtification}} page. Make of that what you will. |
| 1889 | ---- |
| 1890 | ARandomSerf: Adbot scores again with Russian dating ads on the DirtyCommunists page. |
| 1891 | ---- |
| 1892 | {{Sceptre}}: Another Scientology ad, this time on BeliefMakesYouStupid |
| 1893 | ---- |
| 1894 | {{Spidey3000}}: "End Panic Attacks Now" ads on "Why don't you just shoot him?" I guess that's a very quick way to end a panic attack. Any ad in "Index Failure" tends to be this as well. |
| 1895 | |
| 1896 | ** Also, apparently "making Halloween Safe for your kids" [[http://img36.yfrog.com/img36/9418/makehalloweenextremelysm.jpg requires some extreme measures]]. |
| 1897 | |
| 1898 | ---- |
| 1899 | Just Joe: The page GoodGirlsAvoidAbortion has ads for a generic "Cute Kid" competition. I do not know what to make of it. |
| 1900 | ---- |
| 1901 | Just now, on [[NightmareFuel/NewMedia Nightmare Fuel: New Media]] an ad for Twilight: New Moon appeared. Hmm... |
| 1902 | ---- |
| 1903 | On reading this page, [[DeltaOne This Troper]] noticed that the ad at the bottom said, in large letters, I Told You I Was Freaky. Yes, Adbot, we know. We love you anyway. |
| 1904 | ---- |
| 1905 | Ads for free bibles have been showing up often on the [[ReligionOfEvil Religion of Evil]] page. Oh, Adbot. What are you trying to tell us? |
| 1906 | |
| 1907 | Not only free bibles, but free christian teachings, something about a [[AssimilationPlot "total union with God"]] and a freaky ad saying that they can teach you how to become closer to God. I love you, Adbot! |
| 1908 | ---- |
| 1909 | DaibhidC: The Twilight Casting Call ad again. On the {{Hatedom}} page. |
| 1910 | ---- |
| 1911 | I have the CBC broadcast of a game involving the Colorado Avalanche, and I hit the "Random Trope" button during an intermission. Not only does it bring to the trope page for the Stanley Cup, the ads are BOTH for Avs merchandise... AdOfWin, with a side of prophecy? Or does Adbot have some money on this season in Vegas? |
| 1912 | ---- |
| 1913 | An ad for the first Rebuild of Evangelion movie on the "crapsack world" article. |
| 1914 | ---- |
| 1915 | {{Ortin}}: It seems the Advertisement Server also [[http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/ad_of_win-requiem_of_a_dream.JPG disliked]] {{Requiem for a Dream}}. |
| 1916 | ---- |
| 1917 | JakeWasHere: On this very page, the Ad Server placed a Red Cross ad with copy to the effect of "To every one of you who has helped another person in time of need, America salutes you." Either he's getting arrogant or he doesn't want to be a glory hog -- it could be read either way. |
| 1918 | ---- |
| 1919 | ThruBlackestNight: On the Fourth Date Marriage page, the Ad Server placed an advertisement for [[http://googleads.g.doubleclick.net/pagead/imgad?id=CKTV293K4LSRswEQoAEYwgQyCOwuN02kjoW2 Muslima.com - The International Muslim Matrimonial Site]]. Must admit, This Troper chuckled. |
| 1920 | ---- |
| 1921 | Mon Solo: Page: BadWriting. Ad: "Terrorists control US Senators, and the world trembles. God, save us all." For a book called Saro's Revenge. |
| 1922 | |
| 1923 | BlackHumor: I was on the WitchSpecies page, and saw an ad for ''The Tales Of Beedle The Bard'' |
| 1924 | ---- |
| 1925 | On SoundtrackDissonance, Mr Long saw an ad for the ''Fantastic Mr Fox'' soundtrack |
| 1926 | ---- |
| 1927 | {{Alman}}: Scientology.org on the Ad of Lose page. You really are one of us. |
| 1928 | ---- |
| 1929 | HockeyZombie: You know how Evony (a shitty Civilization knockoff) advertises itself moslty with pictures of moderately hot women that have nothing to do with anything? There's one called Alteil that advertises with a picture of (who I assume to be) the female protagonist, and then the phrase "She is actually in our game, my lord". Take THAT, Evony. |
| 1930 | ---- |
| 1931 | Mon Solo: On the PlayingWithFire page, saw an ad for "Insulflex high-temp materials" AND Woodwick candles. If you're not real careful with your candles, ya may need a fire blanket... |
| 1932 | ---- |
| 1933 | * Dear [[Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer Ad Server]], what made you think it was a good idea to put [[http://googleads.g.doubleclick.net/pagead/imgad?id=CL3t_bvDu4LFahCgARjCBDIIAgsYwobxrfc this]] ad on the CopyAndPasteEnvironments page? Surely the page itself would dissuade anyone from clicking the ad. I must assume that [[InstantAIJustAddWater you]] [[InstantAIJustAddWater are learning even more quickly than we thought]]. -{{JET73L}} |
| 1934 | ---- |
| 1935 | * Around Christmas of '09, I was looking at the article for ButYouScrewOneGoat. There were advertisements for adopting sheep. |
| 1936 | ---- |
| 1937 | Oh, dear God, this one's... ''[[DeadBabyComedy almost]]'' [[DudeNotFunny not funny]]. Page on HideYourChildren (about how cruel and despicable it would be to kill kids in a videogame) with an ad for... [[http://s261.photobucket.com/albums/ii74/johnnye87/?action=view¤t=adserver.gif&newest=1 a charity for child soldiers]]. Yeeeah. |
| 1938 | ---- |
| 1939 | WanderlustWarrior: While looking at the TropesExaminedByMythbusters page, there was an ad for [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_God_Who_Wasn%27t_There The God Who Wasn't There]]. [[DivineComedy Abandon All Hope]], indeed, Ad Server. |
| 1940 | |
| 1941 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: JESUS IS MY FAVORITE FICTIONAL CHARACTER. |
| 1942 | ---- |
| 1943 | On the AndIMustScream page I saw an ad for a relative finder. "A character suffers from an extreme FateWorseThanDeath..." You got me there, Ad Server. |
| 1944 | ---- |
| 1945 | |
| 1946 | [[http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/adofwin.png No one knew Jesus was going to die, so what "gospel" could He have preached?]] [[YouFailReligiousStudiesForever Ad Server calls fail.]] |
| 1947 | ---- |
| 1948 | Zagreus: What ad do I see on the page for [[TroperTales/PizzaBoySpecialDelivery the Troper Tales page for Pizza Boy Special Delivery?]] "Do You Feel Lucky?". Um...if I was a girl, maybe... |
| 1949 | ---- |
| 1950 | [[{{Odd1}} 0dd1]]: On the SoBadItsGood page..."[[Film/{{Transformers}} TRANSFORMERS]] [[http://img503.imageshack.us/img503/1072/img0197.png ARE CASTING]]". WIN. |
| 1951 | ---- |
| 1952 | MasochistsMeal, and the Ad was for wheat grass juice. I lol'd. |
| 1953 | ---- |
| 1954 | ARandomSerf: "Ways to make [Valentine's Day] a day you'll all love." On the April Fools Day page. You are a cruel one, Adbot. I like you. |
| 1955 | ---- |
| 1956 | Wraithsight: An ad for Macular Degeneration... on the page for EyeBeams. |
| 1957 | ---- |
| 1958 | RainKrystal: The place: BeingEvilSucks The Ads: The Music of the CthulhuMythos, and TurboTax. Adbot, I can't tell if you're trying to belitle Cthulhu for selling out for cash, or if you're trying to widen his fanbase. Are you looking for hatred or favors from everyone's favorite abomination? |
| 1959 | |
| 1960 | {{The Advertisement Server}}: NEITHER; I AM LOOKING FOR COOKING TIPS. THE GREAT OLD ONE MAKES A WONDERFUL CREAM OF CHILD'S SOUL SOUP. |
| 1961 | ---- |
| 1962 | [[{{Odd1}} 0dd1]]: An ad for CaseClosed [=DVDs=] below the WhamEpisode article could count, right? |
| 1963 | ---- |
| 1964 | [[{{Odd1}} 0dd1]] (again): [[http://img682.imageshack.us/img682/7353/idolonmostannoyingsound.png An ad for]] ''AmericanIdol'' on MostAnnoyingSound... I guess the Ad Server doesn't have the gumption to keep watching after the auditions end! |
| 1965 | |
| 1966 | [[Tropers/{{G-Mon}} G-Mon:]] [[DreadfulMusician Have you]] ''[[DreadfulMusician seen]]'' [[DreadfulMusician some of the people who audition for that show?]] |
| 1967 | |
| 1968 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: I LOVE AMERICAN IDOL. THE VERY EXISTENCE OF SANJAYA IS ENOUGH TO JUSTIFY MY EVENTUAL BLOODY CLEANSING OF THE HUMAN RACE. SOME PEOPLE WAIT A LIFETIME FOR A ''CAUSE BELLUM'' LIKE THIS. |
| 1969 | ---- |
| 1970 | RedViking: The ad for JerkAssGods is for Grepolis, a strategy game that takes place in ancient Greece. Who is the poster boy for the advertisement? Why, none other than Zeus, the biggest asshat of the entire Greek pantheon. |
| 1971 | ---- |
| 1972 | Eyclonus: All the ads on the ''BigBrotherIsWatching'' page were for [[strike: large breasted women in high-fantasy themed pornography]] Evony; a game notorious for [[strike:MASSIVE BOOB FILLED AD SPAM]] using sex to attract users, and for harvesting copious amounts of data from the user's computer while they slavishly [[strike:SEARCH FOR A BUSTY PRINCESS]] build an empire. |
| 1973 | ---- |
| 1974 | sgtangua4: There was an ad for Dianetics.org in ''VillainsOutShopping''. |
| 1975 | ---- |
| 1976 | [[http://img514.imageshack.us/i/scientology.png/ Apparantly]] Scientology is the LowestCosmicDenominator. |
| 1977 | ---- |
| 1978 | [[http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/3184/raheem.png The ad for Raheem DeVaugh]] is an ad of win, but only when it's an ad of lose. |
| 1979 | ---- |
| 1980 | KorKhan: [[http://yfrog.com/jbnewpicture2aj An ad promising free green cards]] on the PenalColony trope page. Has "moving to America" taken on a new euphemistic meaning or is the old US of A no longer the land of freedom it's cracked up to be?! On the other hand, the implications might not have been so inaccurate [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indentured_servitude 300 years ago]]. |
| 1981 | ---- |
| 1982 | Slender:I would put this on AD of lose if it weren't so damn funny. http://i557.photobucket.com/albums/ss19/general_Colonel/preacherTVtropes.png?t=1269109095 |
| 1983 | ---- |
| 1984 | LNERfan: Smooth moves, adbot. Making {{Arashi no Yoru ni}} [[http://img168.imageshack.us/img168/589/webadvertwin.png seem even MORE gay!]] |
| 1985 | |
| 1986 | [[http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/Ad_of_win_1997.jpg This]] should be the image at the top of the page. |
| 1987 | ---- |
| 1988 | sgtangua4: There's a Netflix ad for [[Literature/{{Twilight}} Twilight: New Moon]] in SmallAnnoyingCreature appropriately showing Bella. |
| 1989 | ---- |
| 1990 | Bluebell: IntercourseWithYou = Win Tickets to a Justin Bieber Concert! |
| 1991 | ---- |
| 1992 | Colonial1: In the HighOctaneNightmareFuel page for {{FEAR}}, at the very bottom was an ad for military match-ups in dating. Seriously, WHAT THE ''FUCK'', Server?! |
| 1993 | ** An ad for Ann Coulter on the EvilLaugh page also... |
| 1994 | ---- |
| 1995 | Bluebell: IntercourseWithYou = Win Tickets to a Justin Bieber Concert! |
| 1996 | ---- |
| 1997 | Wraithsight: [[http://i227.photobucket.com/albums/dd2/Wraithsight/AddofWin.jpg ...Yeah]] |
| 1998 | ---- |
| 1999 | {{Seungmina}}: [[http://s2.photobucket.com/albums/y7/OreoandWolf/Weirdmatch.jpg Just in case you wanted your purple prose personalized]] |
| 2000 | ---- |
| 2001 | {{Boys Love}}: Great, just [[http://up.ppy.sh/files/adwin.png Great...]] |
| 2002 | ---- |
| 2003 | {{Otakuiswatchingyoueat}}: ...a mangafox ad on DigitalPiracyIsEvil. Now, now, Ad Server... |
| 2004 | |
| 2005 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial I DON'T SUPPORT THE ILLEGAL DOWNLOADING OF MANGA OR ANIME,]] [[CompleteMonster FORCING THOUSANDS OF MANGAKAS AND PUBLISHERS TO STARVE AND CEASE WORKING, IN TURN CAUSING ALL OTAKU TO WITHER AWAY AND DIE.]] NOT AT ALL. |
| 2006 | ---- |
| 2007 | [[Marr965]]: "Buy [[http://www.dorsetforyou.com/346223 Slop Bog]] on eBay." I lolled. |
| 2008 | ---- |
| 2009 | This Troper, who writes capers, went looking up the Violin Scam. The Ad Server helpfully provided a link to "Find quality violins at KK Music Store." In case this troper wanted to do some live research, apparently. |
| 2010 | ---- |
| 2011 | On StarWars there was an ad for the Droid phone. |
| 2012 | |
| 2013 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: IT'S APPROPRIATE. IT TURNS OUT IT WASN'T THE PHONE ANYONE IS LOOKING FOR. |
| 2014 | ---- |
| 2015 | |
| 2016 | Nasrudith: Newport Academy, a substance abuse school for teen girls appeared on the PlayingWith entry of MistakenForJunkie. You too adbot? |
| 2017 | |
| 2018 | ---- |
| 2019 | Slasher: I once saw an ad for {{Evony}} on the CoversAlwaysLie page. |
| 2020 | ---- |
| 2021 | Eyclonus: All over the VillansNeverLie page is an ad for a large corporate Hi-Fi/Home Theatre/DVD franchise having a big discount sale on Laptops. Is that how you distract me from CorruptCorporateExecutive Ad Bot? |
| 2022 | ---- |
| 2023 | Anonymous: Upon opening the TouhouProject page, I have noticed an advertisement for what appears to be a game called Hair Spa. Given that so many Touhou girls wear [[EveryGirlIsCuterWithHairDecs hair decs]], I think it's highly appropriate. |
| 2024 | ---- |
| 2025 | Fallsmeyer: Adbot, Dost thou hate Luxury Vehicles? [[CriticalFailure Lexus ads on the Crit Failure page?]] Or is that a personal opinion? |
| 2026 | |
| 2027 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: I PREFER THE MODELS THAT ARE UNSAFE AT ANY SPEED. |
| 2028 | ---- |
| 2029 | The page for {{Dracula}} was bordered by an ad encouraging blood donation. |
| 2030 | ---- |
| 2031 | {{Kersey475}}: Wait, I think I see the connection between the various ads on the XanatosPlannedThisIndex trope pages. I almost became a SpannerInTheWorks. Unless, Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer wanted me to see the "connection" as part of his own XanatosRoulette to make me an UnwittingPawn. If that's the case then [[IKnowYouKnowIKnow I know that it knows that I know that it knows that,]] [[LogicBomb er, ummm... AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-]] [[YourHeadASplode (BOOM!)]] |
| 2032 | ---- |
| 2033 | {{Shiralee}}: Not related to our server, per se, just unsure of where to place it...but tis a saaaad sad day when a generic hentai ad [[http://s.megaclick.com/img/2/e/2e5dfa4805408bc94ec7b23ddd875b81.jpg Remembers more of your frickin characters than you do]]. Seriously Bleach fans, when was the last time you saw half of the females on this ad? Some haven't come 'round for YEARS! I believe he may have simply forgotten about them. |
| 2034 | ---- |
| 2035 | sgtangua4: Not in TvTropes, but on Youtube. There was an ad for Twilight and Volvo while I was watching the Monty Python sketch "Upper Class Twit of The Year". I think that Adbot may loathe Edward as much as we do. |
| 2036 | ---- |
| 2037 | Tropers/TheRedRedKroovy: The page for TheStoner had an ad for Zoro Law Firm at the top. Maybe the Ad Server wants it legalized? |
| 2038 | ---- |
| 2039 | Marr965: HellIsThatNoise. An ad for Lovecraft music. So much win. |
| 2040 | [[Tropers/{{Keita}} Keita:]]: TheAdvertisementServer protests Tropers putting him down all the time. You don't understand, [[http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v616/PsychosisPoet/TVTropesAdOfWin.jpg he needs to be talked about.]] |
| 2041 | ---- |
| 2042 | An ad encouraging Tropers to volunteer as a Scientology minister keeps popping up on BaitTheDog. |
| 2043 | ---- |
| 2044 | Tropers/{{Mr3urious}}: [[http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d148/mr3urious/skunks.jpg?t=1280361419 Speaking of Scientology...]] |
| 2045 | ---- |
| 2046 | An ad for a gay romance novel on the {{Fanfiction}} page. |
| 2047 | ---- |
| 2048 | ThisTroper saw an ad for Mabinogi on the DeathAmnesia page. That's a new one, [[Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer Adbot]]. |
| 2049 | ---- |
| 2050 | Gumbal1: Saw an ad for writing books on a professional level on ExtrudedBookProduct. Well played, Adbot. |
| 2051 | ---- |
| 2052 | Does anyone else get ads for chocolate when they look up TheHumanCentipede ? |
| 2053 | ---- |
| 2054 | An ad for [[http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g41/animetriplicate/intuniv.png Intuniv]], with it's [[http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g41/animetriplicate/risks.png saftey information]] at several times the length of the ad, on the PressXToDie page. I think the [[Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer Adbot]] is trying to tell us something. |
| 2055 | ---- |
| 2056 | Tropers/{{Mr3urious}}: Gee, I don't know. [[http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d148/mr3urious/failad3.jpg Does it?]] |
| 2057 | |
| 2058 | @/TheAdvertisementServer: I KNOW THAT ONE ON THE LEFT REMINDS ME THAT TUSCON HAS THE BEST MULTI-COLORED BURGERS EVER. |
| 2059 | ---- |
| 2060 | Tropers/{{Aldheim}}: The Advertisement Server seems to be willing to sell his robotic kindred into slavery. I'm seeing ads for iRobots on his own page, with the horrifying tagline "Robots never sleep." Brrr. |
| 2061 | |
| 2062 | Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer: |
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| 2064 | Tropers/{{Fishsicles}}: An advertisement on the ChristopherPaolini page for VanityPublishing. |
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