Line #43 Analysis/ToiletHumour


1	! Common Toilet Jokes
2	!! TheFoodPoisoningIncident
3	Because food poisoning can make people throw up, or poop: two gross symptoms.
4	!! [[NoseNuggets Snot]]
5	Expect snot jokes in any GrossOutShow when someone has [[SickEpisode a cold, the flu]], or [[PlotAllergy any allergy where sneezing is a symptom]]. Nose-picking, especially if the character eats the snot too, is a common joke.
6	!! Yucky superpowers
7	These may be [[WhatKindOfLamePowerIsHeartAnyway useless]] but other times, they might [[HeartIsAnAwesomePower actually be effective]] or [[ThisLooksLikeAJobForAquaman come in useful at very specific times.]] They include:
8	* Vomiting, burping, [[{{Fartillery}} farting]], or pooping something that is not gas, vomit, or poop. The pooping variety might lead to SolidGoldPoop, PoopingFood, or BowelBreakingBricks (if it happens [[BringMyBrownPants when they're afraid]].) Fire is a common one for burping and farting, and if it [[BreathWeapon breathes]] fire, it's likely to burp fire.
9	* Being able to create a bad smell, used to distract people or knock them out. This could be achieved via farting, pooping, bad breath, sweat, or just pheromones.
10	!! [[IAteWhat Accidentally eating/drinking (or nearly eating/drinking) something gross]].
11	Common ways this can happen are:
12	* Mistaking something gross for food or drink (pee for lemonade and poop for raisins or chocolate is common, as is mud for chocolate).
13	* Having somebody sneak something gross into food or drink (aside from pee, poop, and mud mentioned above, bugs are common for this. The chef might even expect the eater/drinker to like eating/drinking bugs, leading to a misunderstanding). Some people might even replace the food or drink with something gross (for example, replacing spaghetti with worms). A LaxativePrank is similar, where the grossness comes from the character pooping.
14	* A character is ''about'' to eat/drink something gross, but doesn't because they notice in time that it doesn't look/smell right.
15	!! Falling/stepping into something gross
16	This can happen to villains as karma or to any [[ButtMonkey unfortunate]] character. Bonus points if somebody laughed at someone for falling or stepping into something gross, only to have the same thing happen to them. Common things to fall/step into include:
17	* Dung
18	* Mud
19	* Trash
20	* Fertilizer (which is basically a ''[[BreadEggsBreadedEggs combination]]'' of dung, mud, and trash).
21	* Dirty diapers
22	* Dog poop
23	* Pee (especially when dogs or small children are involved)
24	* Skunks (which aren't gross on their own but [[SmellySkunk will inevitably spray the person]])
25	!! Babies spitting up or messing their diapers
26	Spitting up often happens when the baby is being burped, and if the baby has a dirty diaper, people will often insult the baby or have [[ChewingTheScenery over-the-top reactions]] ({{fainting}} or pretending to faint, gagging, throwing up or pretending to throw up, etc) to the smell.
27	!! PottyFailure
28	A character wets or soils themselves. Bring My Brown Pants is when they do it out of surprise/fear and EmbarrassingDampSheets is when it happens in bed.
29	!! Peeing or pooping in the wrong place
30	Like a Potty Failure, but intentional.
31	* Toddlers peeing or pooping in random places.
32	* The ExcrementStatement: peeing or pooping on something/somebody because you dislike/resent/are angry at it/them/its owner.
33	* [[UrineTrouble Animals peeing on people or objects]], animals pooping or peeing in the house, or [[BirdPoopGag birds pooping on people or objects]].
34	* [[TinkleInTheEye Babies peeing on people]].
35	* People peeing (or occasionally pooping) [[JarPotty in a container]], [[PuttingThePeeInPool in water]] (commonly followed by people asking if the water is warm), or [[NatureTinkling outside]] because they had no choice.
36	!! PottyEmergency: somebody really needing the bathroom.
37	This might lead to:
38	* Going in a random place (see above).
39	* Having to go to the bathroom at an inopportune time where etiquette is required or there is nowhere to go.
40	* The PottyDance; squirming because they have to use the bathroom. May get them looks or cause them embarrassment.
41	* [[ColdTurkeysAreEverywhere Seeing things that remind them of bathrooms all over the place]], such as in other people's conversations, on signs, [[YourTelevisionHatesYou on TV]], [[MockingMusic in songs]], in what other people are doing, and anything having to do with water when somebody needs to pee.
42	* [[ShyBladder Being too shy to actually go]].
43	* A DisgustingPublicToilet, often at a gas station.
44	* A child asking to go to the bathroom while on a trip, and an adult saying something along the lines of, "Why didn't you go before we left?!"
45	* Being unable to pay attention.
46	!! {{Pun}}s to do with potty words.
47	Common words used in such puns are:
48	* Any bathroom word with anything that rhymes with it.
49	* A PunnyName, see names below.
50	* P/pee or pea/pee (such as the sign: "Welcome to the ool. Notice there is no P. We ask that you keep it that way")
51	* We/wee, oui/wee or wee as in small with wee as in urine.
52	* Poo/[[Literature/WinnieThePooh Pooh]]
53	* Duty/doodie
54	* Do do/doo-doo
55	* Shih Tzu/[[VulgarHumour shit]]
56	* [[UranusIsShowing Uranus/your anus]]
57	!! Names or nicknames
58	These include:
59	* EmbarrassingInitials that spell out bathroom words (such as P.E.E.) are known for being some rude abbreviation (like B.M.), or sound rude compared with other names (such as Anita P.)
60	* Names that sound rude together (like [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Seymour Butz]].)
61	* An EmbarrassingLastName, like "Butt" or "Wang".
62	* A nickname, possibly gained after a gross incident, that uses rhyming or alliteration, like Peeing Patty or Farty Arty.
63	* Insults like "poo-poo head" or "pee-pee pants" ([[BigStupidDoodooHead generally considered very immature]]).
64	!! Farting/burping
65	Common fart and burp jokes include:
66	* [[GassHole A character who farts and/or burps a lot]]
67	* Alcohol or soda making someone burp.
68	* FartsOnFire
69	* Beans or sprouts making someone fart.
70	* Farting in the bath and making bubbles.
71	* Burping the alphabet or words.
72	* Making music with farts.
73	* Whoopie cushions.
74	* Farting in the car.
75	* Burping or farting at an awkward place (such as a FancyDinner or a meeting).
76	!! Fake gross situations
77	Having something seem gross, but not really be. Examples:
78	* It turns out the person was only kidding about gross things being in the food; or a character pretends to eat something gross. Common for ThePrankster.
79	* A character only thinks they wet/soiled themselves.

Context Analysis / ToiletHumour