History SuspiciouslySpecificDenial / ComicBooks

* In Volume 4 of ''Comicbook/ScottPilgrim'', Scott is leaving his house when he randomly runs into his StalkerWithACrush ex-girlfriend Knives, who greets him with "H-hi! I'm not even stalking you!"

* Creator/JoeQuesada [[WordOfGod claimed]] that ''Franchise/SpiderMan's'' unmasking would not be undone by a "magic retcon". ''Comicbook/OneMoreDay'' then proceeded to use magic to conceal his identity (as well as undo a very-well established relationship between him and Mary Jane, which Joe hated).

* In ''Comicbook/{{Transmetropolitan}}'', Spider Jerusalem starts watching porn based around his persona, preceded by this disclaimer: "ThisIsAWorkOfFiction not intended to represent anyone living, dead or writing a weekly column for a newspaper."

* At the end of ''Comicbook/YoungJustice: Sins of Youth'', [[ComicBook/KlarionTheWitchBoy Klarion (bum bum BUM) the Witch Boy]] ''swears'' that "everyone on Earth has been restored to their normal selves.", prompting Franchise/{{Batman}} to say [[ButWhatAboutTheAstronauts "'On Earth...' Odd phrasing." ]] As it turns out, Klarion was telling the truth... but alien bounty hunter Lobo, who was off-world throughout the ordeal, soon turned up on Earth looking for the fraggin' bastitch that turned him into a teenager.

* In ''ComicBook/AllFallDown'', AIQ Squared give us, "Nothing *on Earth* is unlawful about what's taking place."
* ''Comicbook/AtomicRobo'''s Doctor Dinosaur did not reference ''Series/DoctorWho''. That was merely a coincidence! He is not even aware of who Creator/TomBaker is!

* Averted all the time with ComicBook/{{Deadpool}}, mainly due to his insanity, being scatterbrained, and overall simply not giving a fuck.

* Hopefully not the case with Creator/DoriSeda. "No, I don't fuck my dog."
* Was Comicbook/{{Empowered}} ever spanked by Sistah Spooky? She doesn't want to comment.
* Similarly, in ''Webcomic/{{Henchgirl}}'', Mary's roommate Sue gets Mary a job interview to try to get her to go straight...

* "You're ComicBook/GreenLantern!" "No, I'm not. Bye!"

* ''ComicBook/Batgirl2009: In the final issue, Stephanie wakes up in a hospital, being tended to by her own mother.

* [[http://www.andyfanton.com/george-vs-dragon-comics/ In a Dandy comic, George vs. the Dragon]], a Trojan Horse (or dragon, rather) is made. But there's nothing in it that will slay a dragon.

* When Comicbook/{{Batgirl|2009}} wakes up in a hospital, being tended to by her own mother.

* In ''ComicBook/TheCowboyWallyShow'' by KyleBaker, the titular Cowboy Wally and his friend Lenny is arrested, so Wally has his lawyer tell the judge "The evidence against my clients is circumstantial, and the girls brought their own drugs and Wally and Lenny didn't know it was a laundromat, and the pony was there when they arrived". Unfortunately, as it would turn out, they were only arrested for peeing in an alley, which is a $100 fine, but now the judge is curious...

--->'''Police Officer:''' Do you have any guns, knives, or explosives in your vehicle?
--->'''Deadpool:''' I got ''all'' them things.

* At the end of ''Comicbook/YoungJustice: Sins of Youth'', [[ComicBook/KlarionTheWitchBoy Klarion (bum bum BUM) the Witch Boy]] ''swears'' that "everyone on Earth has been restored to their normal selves.", prompting Franchise/{{Batman}} to say [[ButWhatAboutTheAstronauts "'On Earth...' Odd phrasing." ]] As it turns out, Klarion was telling the truth... but alien bounty hunter Lobo, who was off-world throughout the ordeal, soon turned up on Earth looking for the fraggin' bastitch that turned him into a teenager.

** In issue #1, Linda accidentally breaks a desk in half:

* Was Comicbook/{{Empowered}} ever spanked by Sistah Spooky? She doesn't want to comment.
* In volume 4 of ''Comicbook/ScottPilgrim'', Scott is leaving his house when he randomly runs into his StalkerWithACrush ex-girlfriend Knives, who greets him with "H-hi! I'm not even stalking you!"
** Ramona is also guilty of this in Volume 2 when talking to Scott about Lucas.
--->'''Ramona:''' And I didn't even string him along or cheat on him with any cocky pretty boys.
* ''Comicbook/AtomicRobo'''s Doctor Dinosaur did not reference ''Series/DoctorWho''. That was merely a coincidence! He is not even aware of who Creator/TomBaker is!
** In a later Free Comic Book Day strip, his SurpriseWitness ''absolutely is not'' a genetically engineered super monster. Cue laser-shooting [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thyreophora thyreophoran]].
* [[http://www.andyfanton.com/george-vs-dragon-comics/ In a Dandy comic, George vs. the Dragon]], a Trojan Horse (or dragon, rather) is made. But there's nothing in it that will slay a dragon.
* Hopefully not the case with Creator/DoriSeda. "No, I don't fuck my dog."
* When Comicbook/{{Batgirl|2009}} wakes up in a hospital, being tended to by her own mother.
-->'''Batgirl:''' Thank you... registered nurse I've never met.
* In ''ComicBook/AllFallDown'', AIQ Squared give us, "Nothing *on Earth* is unlawful about what's taking place."
* In ''ComicBook/TheCowboyWallyShow'' by KyleBaker, the titular Cowboy Wally and his friend Lenny is arrested, so Wally has his lawyer tell the judge "The evidence against my clients is circumstantial, and the girls brought their own drugs and Wally and Lenny didn't know it was a laundromat, and the pony was there when they arrived". Unfortunately, as it would turn out, they were only arrested for peeing in an alley, which is a $100 fine, but now the judge is curious...
* In one issue of ''ComicBook/JusticeLeagueInternational'', the team is on a recruiting drive, during which they ask the various people under consideration some basic questions. In a likely ShoutOut to ''Film/{{Stripes}}'', they ask ComicBook/TheCreeper if he's ever been convicted of a crime, ComicBook/TheCreeper scratches his chin and says, vaguely, "Convicted? I don't think I was ever actually ''convicted''."
* Similarly, in ''Webcomic/{{Henchgirl}}'', Mary's roommate Sue gets Mary a job interview to try to get her to go straight...
-->'''Manager:''' Have you ever been convicted of a crime?\\
'''Mary:''' N-not convicted. No.\\
'''Manager:''' Is there a reason you stressed 'convicted'? \\
'''Mary:''' No, I didn't!
* "You're ComicBook/GreenLantern!" "No, I'm not. Bye!"
* Baphomet decapitates [[spoiler:The Morrigan]] in Issue #2 of ''ComicBook/TheWickedAndTheDivine''. Her head then proceeds to sing his praises, make bad puns and declare that "Baphomet is definitely ''not'' fucking with you!". [[spoiler:He was - the head was fake]].
* In ''ComicBook/{{PS238}}'', FunPersonified character [[FriendToBugs the Flea]] explains to [[FlyingBrick 84]] why he hasn't joined a superhero team:
-->'''Flea:''' I was for about five minutes. It turns out a ''lot'' of people are icked out by bugs.\\
'''84:''' What did you [[TheBeastmaster make the bugs]] ''do''?\\
'''Flea:''' I'm ''shocked'' you'd even ''think'' I might give someone a wig made from live crickets [[ItAmusedMe because it was funny]].
** [[BigBadWannabe Zodon]], after being caught red-handed cheating at blackjack.
--->'''Zodon:''' I'm not doing anything suspicious that can be ''proven'' within a hundred decimal places!
** When [[MuggleBornOfMages Tyler]] and [[ArtAttacker Alec]] need to pretend that they're threatening [[WitchClassic Ms. Imperia]]:
--->'''Alec:''' And I'll use this ''magic wand'' that looks like a pencil but ''totally'' isn't!
* ''ComicBook/TheTransformersMoreThanMeetsTheEye'': Rodimus's way of covering up that there's a sparkeater on board is to say that he wants everyone to pair off and retreat to living quarters, just as a precaution, because nothing is wrong, except for Ratchet, Trailbreaker, and Chromedome, who are needed for something very unremarkable and boring - and to invite anyone who can generate level 9 containment fields, turn into a nullification booth, or has access to industrial-strength energy dampeners to tag along. You know, if they feel like it. Rodimus is not a very good liar.

* Averted all the time with ComicBook/{{Deadpool}}, mainly due to his insanity, being scatterbrained, and overall simply not giving a fuck.
--->'''Police Officer:''' Do you have any guns, knives, or explosives in your vehicle?
--->'''Deadpool:''' I got ''all'' them things.

* In TheCowboyWallyShow by KyleBaker, the titular Cowboy Wally and his friend Lenny is arrested, so Wally has his lawyer tell the judge "The evidence against my clients is circumstantial, and the girls brought their own drugs and Wally and Lenny didn't know it was a laundromat, and the pony was there when they arrived". Unfortunately, as it would turn out, they were only arrested for peeing in an alley, which is a $100 fine, but now the judge is curious...

--->'''Manager:''' Have you ever been convicted of a crime?\\