History Quotes / Svengoolie

->'''Son of Svengoolie:''' Hey, dad, can I borrow the key to the hearse tonight?

** Whenever a geographic location is mentioned... "BER-WYN?!"

->'''Jerry G. Bishop:''' Good evening. I'm Jerry G. Bishop, and this is the famed split-level dungeon studio where many years ago, the legendary Svengoola--Svengoolie burst into television prominence. Even today, many fondly remember Svengoolie providing the [[SarcasmMode same classic entertainment]] [[SelfDeprecation as such time-honored shows]] as ''Hello, Larry'', ''Series/MyMotherTheCar'', ''Celebrity Pin-spying''. But then, one day, at his peak, Svengoolie simply dropped from sight. The rumors were many--that he dyed his hair and changed his name to Phil Donahue, that he'd gone on to a rewarding career in hotel management, but no one knew for sure and yet one rumor still is whispered among an uneasy populous. What if there was the same situation as in the past with the ''Film/SonOfFrankenstein'', the ''Film/SonOfDracula'', ''Series/SanfordAndSon''? Could there exist--somewhere, somehow--the [[TitleDrop Son of Svengoolie]]?

** "What? Hold it right there!"

* "But remember: [[PunctuatedForEmphasis NO. PERSONAL. CHECKS!"]]

** Used whenever Sven sings at the wrong time... [[WesternAnimation/{{Animaniacs}} "Ahhhh, enough with the singing, already!"]]

** Whenever food is mentioned... "MMM-mm-MMM-yum-yum-SLUUURP!!!"

** [[WesternAnimation/BatmanTheAnimatedSeries "Yes, well, this is all tremendously boring." / "Oh VERY funny. A million laughs."]]

** "Mmmm, that's goooood!"

** "Oh, uh, uh, yeah..."

** [[WesternAnimation/{{Animaniacs}} "Whoo-eee! Doggies, that stuff stinks to high heaven!"]]

** [[WesternAnimation/LooneyTunes "Ehhh, so long, screwy! See you in St. Louie!" "Oh we're the boys of chorus, we hope you'll like our show, we know you're rootin' for us, but now we have to gooooo!"]]

->'''Jerry G. Bishop:''' Good evening. I'm Jerry G. Bishop, and this is the famed split-level dungeon studio where many years ago, the legendary Svengoola--Svengoolie first entered television prominence many years ago. Even today, many fondly remember Svengoolie providing the [[SarcasmMode same classic entertainment]] [[SelfDeprecation as such time-honored shows]] as ''Hello, Larry'', ''Series/MyMotherTheCar'', ''Celebrity Pin-spying''. But then, one day, at his peak, Svengoolie simply dropped from sight. The rumors were many--that he dyed his hair and changed his name to Phil Donahue, that he'd gone on to a rewarding career in hotel management, but no one knew for sure and yet one rumor still is whispered among an uneasy populous. What if there was the same situation as in the past with ''Film/SonOfFrankenstein'', ''Film/SonOfDracula'', ''Series/SanfordAndSon''? Could their exist--somewhere, somehow--a [[TitleDrop Son of Svengoolie]]?

!!''Svengoolie'' (1995-present)

** "Who's this? Sure is ugly."

** [[WesternAnimation/{{Animaniacs}} "Ahhhh, enough with the singing, already!"]]
** "BER-WYN?!"

->'''Jerry G. Bishop:''' Good evening. I'm Jerry G. Bishop, and this is the famed split-level dungeon studio where many years ago, the legendary Svengoola--Svengoolie first entered television prominence many years ago. Even today, many fondly remember Svengoolie providing the [[SarcasmMode same classic entertainment]] [[SelfDeprecation as such time-honored shows]] as ''Hello, Larry'', ''Series/MyMotherTheCar'', ''Celebrity Pin-spying''. But then, one day, at his peak, Svengoolie simply dropped from sight. The rumors were many--that he dyed his hair and changed his name to Phil Donahue, that he'd gone on to a rewarding career in hotel management, but no one knew for sure and yet one rumor still is whispered among an uneasy populous. What if there was the same situation as in the past with ''Film/SonOfFrankenstein'', ''Film/SonOfDracula'', ''SanfordAndSon''? Could their exist--somewhere, somehow--a [[TitleDrop Son of Svengoolie]]?

->'''Jerry G. Bishop:''' Good evening. I'm Jerry G. Bishop, and this is the famed split-level dungeon studio where many years ago, the legendary Svengoola--Svengoolie first entered television prominence many years ago. Even today, many fondly remember Svengoolie providing the [[SarcasmMode same classic entertainment]] [[SelfDeprecation as such time-honored shows]] as ''Hello, Larry'', ''MyMotherTheCar'', ''Celebrity Pin-spying''. But then, one day, at his peak, Svengoolie simply dropped from sight. The rumors were many--that he dyed his hair and changed his name to Phil Donahue, that he'd gone on to a rewarding career in hotel management, but no one knew for sure and yet one rumor still is whispered among an uneasy populous. What if there was the same situation as in the past with ''Film/SonOfFrankenstein'', ''Film/SonOfDracula'', ''SanfordAndSon''? Could their exist--somewhere, somehow--a [[TitleDrop Son of Svengoolie]]?

** [[WesternAnimation/BatmanTheAnimatedSeries "Yes, well, this is all tremendously boring."]]