History Quotes / CruelandUnusualDeath

-->--'''T-Bird''', about '''Tin Tin''', the first guy to fall to Eric Draven's RoaringRampageOfRevenge, ''Film/TheCrow''

->''The Emperor was [[{{Understatement}} not pleased]] when the Death Star was destroyed, and [[MakeAnExampleOfThem I was chosen to suffer as an example]]. As I stood in a cage, he released the [[TheSwarm piranha-beetles]] through holes in the floor: one bit me, and at the smell of blood, the others swarmed over me. Mandibles with serrated razor edges cut into my flesh, slicing through the skin on my thighs, chest, and cheeks. [[DeathOfAThousandCuts Thousands and thousands more swarmed at me]]. They buzzed in my ears, [[EyeScream tearing at my eyes, blinding me]]. I screamed, and begged, but the Emperor only laughed at my pain. After I was blinded, I could feel their pain for an hour or so afterwards, then-''

-->--'''Symbiotic Scorpion item log''', ''[[VideoGame/RiskOfRain2 Risk of Rain 2: Survivors of the Void]]''

-->--''Literature/{{Kraken}}''

-->--'''Creator/GoreVidal''' on the September 11th World Trade Center attacks

-->--Sentence given to '''[[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/François_Henri_de_la_Motte Francis Henry De la Motte]]''' and others in the British history for [[RewardedAsATraitorDeserves High Treason]]

-->--''Manga/DeathNote, LightNovel/AnotherNote: The Los Angeles BB Murder Cases'' pg 9 (Leaping over the MoralEventHorizon in the first paragraph)

->''[[AC:A.]]wesomeness\\
[[AC:R.]][[RuleOfCool idiculousness]]\\
[[AC:N.]][[ImpaledWithExtremePrejudice umber of Holes Created in Victim]]\\
[[AC:O.]][[RoarBeforeBeating uuaggahhhaaaarrh!!!!]]\\
[[AC:L.]][[AnArmAndALeg imbs Removed]]\\
[[AC:D.]][[BondOneLiner elivery of One Liner]]''

-->-- '''Tanner''', ''Driver 2''

->''Of all the methods I employ, [[SincerityMode this is perhaps the cruelest]], causing my victim’s body to shrink on itself, crushing bones and rupturing organs ‘til the pressure inside burst the sac of fleshy skin, spraying its contents for all to see.''

->''Veruca Salt was once'' en pointe,
->''but watch as we dislocate each joint.''
->''Her ballet career is looking grim''
->''as we tear her apart from limb to LIMB!''

->“Shall we make an apple tree?” [[HumanoidAbomination Goss]] said. “Shall we make a tortoise? [[ImpossiblyCompactFolding Fold and fold and fold]].” He began to fold. [[[[FoldSpindleMutilation Anders began to scream]]. “I’m not as good at it as you!” Goss laughed.
->Goss folded, with wet-flesh sounds and cracks. Eventually Anders stopped screaming, but Goss continued to fold.
->“I don’t know, Subby,” he said, at last. He wiped his hands on Anders’s coat. He squinted at his handiwork. “I need more practice, Subby,” he said. “It isn’t quite as much like a lotus as I’d have liked.”

-->--'''WebVideo/AtomicShrimp''', "How To Get Started Foraging - Practical Guidance For Absolute Beginners"

-->-- '''[[SociopathicHero Kain]]''', ''Blood Omen: VideoGame/LegacyOfKain''

-->--'''The Squirrels and Oompa Loompas''', ''Theatre/{{Charlie And The Chocolate Factory}}''

-->--'''The Crooked Man,''' ''Literature/TheBookOfLostThings''

->''When Beyond Birthday committed his third murder, he attempted an experiment. Namely, to see if it were possible for a human being to die of internal hemorrhaging without rupturing any organs. Specifically, he drugged his victim so they fell unconscious, tied them up, and proceeded to beat their left arm thoroughly, being careful not to break the skin. He was hoping to bring about enough hemorrhaging to cause death from loss of blood, but this attempt ended, sadly, in failure. Blood congested in the arm and it turned purplish red beneath the skin, but the victim did not die. He simply shook, convulsed, and remained alive. He had been convinced the blood loss incurred was enough to kill someone, but apparently he had underestimated the matter. As far as Beyond Birthday was concerned, the actual method of murder rated fairly low on the amusement scale, and it was never more than an interesting experiment. It did not particularly matter to him whether it succeeded or not. Beyond Birthday simply shrugged, and took out a knife...''

->''Know about Bluhm? ...They dragged him into the desert, [[TongueTrauma cut out his tongue]], [[GroinAttack chopped off his manly apparatus]] [[{{Squick}} and stuffed them where his tongue had been]]. Then they crucified the poor bugger. Pathologist's opinion is he was still alive when they nailed him up.''

->Death by scratch-and-sniff? What the hell happened to people shooting each other with guns?

->[[AC:A.]]wesomeness\\

->The Emperor was [[{{Understatement}} not pleased]] when the Death Star was destroyed, and [[MakeAnExampleOfThem I was chosen to suffer as an example]]. As I stood in a cage, he released the [[TheSwarm piranha-beetles]] through holes in the floor: one bit me, and at the smell of blood, the others swarmed over me. Mandibles with serrated razor edges cut into my flesh, slicing through the skin on my thighs, chest, and cheeks. [[DeathOfAThousandCuts Thousands and thousands more swarmed at me]]. They buzzed in my ears, [[EyeScream tearing at my eyes, blinding me]]. I screamed, and begged, but the Emperor only laughed at my pain. After I was blinded, I could feel their pain for an hour or so afterwards, then-
->I woke up, whole, in a new body. The Emperor had found me [[CantKillYouStillNeedYou important enough to clone me]], giving me the warning that he'd find a more interesting way to kill me next time if I failed him again.

Kin was used to violent deaths. [[WhoWantsToLiveForever Oldsters]] [[DeathSeeker died that way]] - freefall diving without a backpack on, deliberately wandering near when they released the cloned elephants on a new world, banjaxing the safeties and stepping into the hopper of a [[{{Terraforming}} strata machine]] - but then the ambulance crews took over. There had never been anything to see, except in the strata machine case. And that was only a strange pattern in a freshly-laid coal measure.

->[[ExactWords I am a man of my word]]. Prepare to receive your bellyful of gold."

-->--''Literature/TheBookOfLostThings''

-->--'''Lieutenant Anderson''', ''Film/TheGoreGoreGirls''

->but watch as we dislocate each joint.
->Her ballet career is looking grim
->as we tear her apart from limb to LIMB!''

->''Veruca Salt was once ''en pointe'',

-->--'''T-Bird''', ''Film/TheCrow''

->''Veruca Salt was once en pointe,

-->--'''The Joker''' to '''the Chechen''', ''Film/TheDarkKnight''

-->--'''Watson Pritchard''', ''Film/HouseOnHauntedHill1959''

-->--'''The Squirrels and Oompa Loompas''', ''Theatre/{{Charlie And The Chocolate Factory}}''