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Edit 1 - Removed "pun" link that didn't contribute to the entry and also seemed like it was just an excuse to use a memetic phrase.


* "Potty Mouth": The geophagic (compulsive dirt-eater) executive who ate her hippie neighbor's organic soil out of stress over her failing savings and loan. The compost had her neighbor's feces in it and she ended up dead from E. coli (meaning that [[{{Pun}} she literally ate shit and died]]).

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* "Potty Mouth": The geophagic (compulsive dirt-eater) dirt-eating) executive who ate her hippie neighbor's organic soil out of stress over her failing savings and loan. The compost had her neighbor's feces in it it, and she ended up dead from died of E. coli (meaning that [[{{Pun}} she literally ate shit and died]]).coli.
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** Similarly, in "Batter Upped". A redneck food vendor at a carnival and got too pushy on a cute co-worker who rejected his advances. He ends up falling face first into a frying machine, suffering fatal third-degree burns to his face.

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** Similarly, in "Batter Upped". A redneck food vendor at a carnival and got too pushy on with a cute co-worker who rejected his advances. He ends up falling face first into a frying machine, suffering fatal third-degree burns to his face.
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* "Tenta-killed": [[KnightTemplarParent An overprotective, traditional Korean immigrant father]] who tried to scare off his daughter's suitor ([[FantasticRacism who was Korean-American, and, in his traditional mindset, was seen as unworthy]]) by forcing him to eat traditional Korean cuisine consisting of live sea creatures. He would end up choking to death on a live octopus, also known as "San-nakji".

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* "Tenta-killed": [[KnightTemplarParent An overprotective, traditional Korean immigrant father]] who tried to scare off his daughter's suitor ([[FantasticRacism ([[NoTrueScotsman who was Korean-American, and, in his traditional mindset, was seen as unworthy]]) by forcing him to eat traditional Korean cuisine consisting of live sea creatures. He would end up choking to death on a live octopus, also known as "San-nakji".
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* "De-Faced": A JerkAss father and husband warms up his recently purchased snow-blower by letting it run in his garage while he drinks several beers, gets dizzy from all the carbon monoxide in the air (and from drinking himself stupid), and falls ''face first into the blades''. You didn't think they would show the end result... {{Squick}} but they did.]]

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* "De-Faced": A JerkAss father and husband warms up his recently purchased snow-blower by letting it run in his garage while he drinks several beers, gets dizzy from all the carbon monoxide in the air (and from drinking himself stupid), and falls ''face first into the blades''. You didn't think they would show the end result... {{Squick}} [[{{Squick}} but they did.]]
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* "Eye-Sick-Kill": A stoner mall Santa gets fired for sexually harassing his elf coworkers and smoking weed on the job. As he's banging on the door to get his boss to let him back in, an icicle [[EyeScream IMPALES HIM RIGHT ON HIS EYE!]] Cue the girls screaming and a horrible shot of the dead man with a huge blood red welt on his eye covered in blood.
* "De-Faced": A JerkAss father and husband warms up his recently purchased snow-blower by letting it run in his garage while he drinks several beers, gets dizzy from all the carbon monoxide in the air (and from drinking himself stupid), and falls ''face first into the blades''. You didn't think they would show the end result... but they did. [[{{Squick}} Close up.]]

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* "Eye-Sick-Kill": A stoner mall Santa gets fired for sexually harassing his elf coworkers and smoking weed on the job. As he's banging on the door to get his boss to let him back in, an icicle [[EyeScream IMPALES HIM RIGHT ON HIS EYE!]] ''[[EyeScream impales him in the eye.]]'' Cue the girls screaming and a horrible shot of the dead man with a huge blood red bloody welt on his eye covered in blood.
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* "De-Faced": A JerkAss father and husband warms up his recently purchased snow-blower by letting it run in his garage while he drinks several beers, gets dizzy from all the carbon monoxide in the air (and from drinking himself stupid), and falls ''face first into the blades''. You didn't think they would show the end result... {{Squick}} but they did. [[{{Squick}} Close up.did.]]



* The Scottish bodybuilder in "Ass-Plosion" ''whose intestines fell straight out of his ass''!!! What's worse is that he was ''still alive'' to see it and he died of a massive heart attack over the shock of it. Worse than that: what happened to the Scottish bodybuilder is actually a common hazard in bodybuilders. It's called "rectal prolapse." [[{{Squick}} Don't google that.]] Seriously.

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* The Scottish bodybuilder in "Ass-Plosion" ''whose intestines fell straight out of his ass''!!! ass!'' What's worse is that he was ''still alive'' to see it and he died of a massive heart attack over the shock of it. Worse than that: what happened to the Scottish bodybuilder is actually a common hazard in bodybuilders. It's called "rectal prolapse." [[{{Squick}} Don't google that.]] Seriously.



* In "Hi-Jacked Off" there is a would-be hijacker who is pushed into an air brake hose by the woman riding shotgun to the truck he's trying to hijack. He inflates and his entire body ''[[PopGoesTheHuman EXPLODES]]'', '''complete with''' '''''ALL OF HIS INTERNAL ORGANS [[LudicrousGibs SPLATTERING EVERYWHERE]]!!!''''' The driver and woman who pushed him are understandably horrified.

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* In "Hi-Jacked Off" there is a would-be hijacker who is pushed into an air brake hose by the woman riding shotgun to the truck he's trying to hijack. He inflates and his entire body ''[[PopGoesTheHuman EXPLODES]]'', '''complete with''' '''''ALL OF HIS INTERNAL ORGANS flat-out explodes]]'', [[LudicrousGibs SPLATTERING EVERYWHERE]]!!!''''' complete with all of his internal organs splattering everywhere!]] The driver and woman who pushed him are understandably horrified.

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