History Headscratchers / JohnnyTheHomicidalManiac

* This is more of an IJBM at the fandom than anything, but what the hell is the deal with pairing Johnny and Jimmy together!? For one, it's pretty obvious that Nny hates Mmy with a bleeding passion, and on the other end Jimmy raped a ''girl''! Now, you could argue that [[AnythingThatMoves he really didn't care]], but he seems to want to see Johnny as more of a mentor than anything else. It just bugs me due to the lack of logic in these fangirls' delusions sometimes.

** It's the logical result of one of Creator/JhonenVasquez's most blatant {{Take That}}s at the FanDumb. The ones who would wind up on Nny's hit-list will, in full fucked-up fashion, take the new development and twist it into something ''[[UpToEleven worse.]]'' In this case, a [[NoYay sick and twisted]] [[CrackPairing pairing]] arguably more popular than the canon "love interest." [[NiceJobBreakingItHero Thanks, author.]]

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** It's the logical result of one of {{Jhonen Vasquez}}'s most blatant {{Take That}}s at the FanDumb. The ones who would wind up on Nny's hit-list will, in full fucked-up fashion, take the new development and twist it into something ''[[UpToEleven worse.]]'' In this case, a [[NoYay sick and twisted]] [[CrackPairing pairing]] arguably more popular than the canon "love interest." [[NiceJobBreakingItHero Thanks, author.]]

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** Simple. The PowersThatBe chose another wastelock, a weaker mind. Nny was already unstable when he became a wastelock, after all.

** We all know how badly things turned out with Devi. She's the closest thing to a love interest Johnny is ever going to have. Jimmy/Johnny is just wrong is so many ways.

** That rule's existence has gotten me as close as I'm ever going to get at wanting to commit genocide. I don't even hate pedophiles this much.
*** [[DisproportionateRetribution Erm, why]]? It's only fan fiction. About fictional people, no less. It's not like they're causing harm in the real world.
**** Maybe because I have no life to speak of, or my life sucks and these characters are a form of escapism. Maybe it just squicks me out to see two people who hate each other suddenly start fondling each other for no reason at all, or it makes me consider my own relationship with my enemies in a new and disturbingly Freudian light. Maybe I'm just a sociopathic jerkass prone to [[DisproportionateRetribution overreacting to small slights against my psyche]] [[TooDumbToLive while ignoring the bigger picture entirely]]. Maybe it's all of the above? I don't know why. If I did, I could stop frothing at the mouth and slamming my head against hard objects when I see Nny and Mmy dressed up like cowboys in assless chaps for a clichéd Brokeback Mountain joke perpetuated by a seventeen-year-old [[DepravedBisexual Depraved Bisexual]] who knows absolutely nothing about gay culture and can only think along the simian lines of 1+1=TWOOOO! I don't know why it sets me off, but it does, and the fact that it's everywhere I turn doesn't help either.
***** In other words, is SeriousBusiness!

*** Erm, why? It's only fan fiction. About fictional people, no less. It's not like they're causing harm in the real world.

* This is more of an IJBM at the fandom than anything, but what the hell is the deal with pairing Johnny and Jimmy together!? For one, it's pretty obvious that Nny hates Mmy with a bleeding passion, and on the other end Jimmy raped a <i>girl</i>! Now, you could argue that [[AnythingThatMoves he really didn't care]], but he seems to want to see Johnny as more of a mentor than anything else. It just bugs me due to the lack of logic in these fangirls' delusions sometimes.

** YaoiFangirls: If two male characters interact with each other and have penises, they will be shipped.