History Funny / WizardsOfWaverlyPlace

-->'''Jerry:''' We're pancake faced monsters!
-->'''Alex:''' We want syrup!
-->'''Harper:''' AHHHHHHHH! (runs away)

-->'''Justin''': Look! An animal translator app!
-->'''Max''': Nah, that doesn't work, I tried it on my pet frog once and it just kept on saying "Keep this guy away from me, keep this guy away from me."

-->'''Justin:''' I'm gonna even.
-->'''Alex:''' Hah-yeah. Okay. That'll never happen. Remember the time you wanted to get "even with me"? I got the bigger bedroom and you got what?
-->'''Justin:''' (embarrassed) Shot-gun on that one trip to the outlet mall...
-->'''Alex:''' Exactly, some things never change.

-->'''Captain''': (To Alex) And you may or may not be who you say you are.

-->'''Alex:''' Oh, look, a review for the comic book.
-->'''Justin:''' Ooh.
-->'''Alex:''' In the new issue of "Captain Jim Bob Sherwood", the baton has been passed on to a new artistic team...
-->'''Justin:''' (excitedly) That's us!
-->'''Alex:''' Sherwood is sucked into an alternate frontier that's riddled with crime and food he's never encountered before. He rescues Jessica Moon and returns to Farmtown with an intergalactic recipe for fajitas.
-->'''Justin:''' Fajitas.
-->'''Alex:''' The Russo sisters, Alex and Justine, have taken over the reins with flair.
-->'''Justin:''' [[FlatWhat What?]]
-->'''Alex:''' (cracks up and is laughing her butt off)
-->'''Justin:''' Did you say Justine?
-->'''Alex:''' Wow! Sometimes I don't have to do anything, and I still win!
-->'''Justin:''' I'm going to write a strongly worded letter to the reviewer.
-->'''Alex:''' Yeah, good luck with that, ''sis.''

* Dexter, the girls' landlord, is a veritable fount of these. He's even funnier when you remember that [[spoiler:it's the main villain in disguise.]]

-->'''Officer Brian:''' ''(singing to a thief stealing extra newspapers)'' Stop, I know, You took to many papers, You only get one. Don't even think about running, you're not that cunning, you'll never no never no NEVER get away. ''(hit with hail, thief escapes)''
-->'''Max:''' Officer Brian, you let him get away!
-->'''Officer Brian:''' ''(Trying to sing, but voice has suddenly become much higher and squeakier)'' There was nothing I could...There was nothing I could ''(like a cooing bird)'' dooooooooooo.

-->'''Justin:''' Mom and Dad are charmed? WHAT?! HOW?! WHEN?! WHO?!
-->'''Alex:''' Mom and Dad.
-->'''Justin:''' WHAT?! HOW?! WHEN?!
-->'''Alex:''' At Dinner.
-->'''Justin:''' WHAT?! HOW?!
-->'''Alex:''' It was in the Kugle
-->'''Justin:''' WHAT?!
-->'''Alex:''' Justin, I think you know what!

--> '''Alex:''' [[RhymesOnADime When you're a winner, go to dinner!]]

** Not to mentions Alex' reaction to [[spoiler: Stevie]] uses magic to make the heavy metal band play smooth jazz.
-->'''Alex:''' Why did you do that?! Justin was in mid-connip!

-->'''Mason:''' ''(Moving his foot)'' [[SincerityMode So sorry.]]

-->'''Guy in a helicopter''': You there on the terrace, have you seen a stocky male, late forties running with a sack of money?
-->'''Jerry And Max''': No!
-->'''Guy in a helicopter''': Are you locked out?
-->'''Jerry And Max''': No!
-->'''Guy in a helicopter''': Has your manhood been called into question?
-->'''Jerry And Max''': Yes!
-->'''Guy in a helicopter''': Hang in there guys!

* When Jerry says that he'll dance delicately around the issue of passing the Family Wizard Cloak from Justin to Max (since Max is in the lead for becoming the family wizard), [[LiteralMinded Max takes it literally]]. Later, when the negotiation with Justin goes south, [[BrickJoke Max starts dancing]].