History Funny / TheyShookHands

* This exchange between Sirius and Harry in Y4:
--> '''Sirius:''' "I remember when they brought Crouch Junior in. He got a blasted ovation from all the residents on the solitary block. If he wasn't a Death Eater himself, he sure was caught in the company of people I'd bet my life were Death Eaters: the two Lestranges, and my delightfully insane cousin Bellatrix."
--> '''Harry:''' "Draco's aunt."
--> '''Sirius:''' "The same. Heard about her, have you?"
--> '''Harry:''' "Mister Malfoy doesn't really seem to approve of her."
--> '''Sirius:''' "The list of things Lucius Malfoy doesn't approve of would fill several books."
* Y4, Percy is at a party and discussing the work he's doing. He mentions his report on cauldron bottoms and though he does defend its importance, eventually declaims how ''boring'' it is.
* Y4 again
--> Lucius: "Did you have plans for Easter, cousin?"
--> Sirius: "Yes, we were going to have a meal at home."
--> Mr. Malfoy clucked his tongue. "You will join us at Malfoy Manor," he said, in a tone that did not invite discussion.
--> "Why, thank you, Lucius," Remus said appreciatively. "I should be fully recovered from my transformation by Sunday."
--> Mr. Malfoy looked like he'd swallowed a slug. "So long as you do not bite anything except the ham, I believe there will be no need for alarm."
--> Sirius: "My, you ''have'' mellowed."
* In Harry's fifth year, he once again makes use of the Room of Requirement. Not to serve as a training hub, [[spoiler:since Umbridge has fully embraced the need for students to be mentally and physically prepared to resist the Death Eaters.]] Instead he uses it as a makeout palace for himself and his girlfriend.

* Y4, Percy is at a party and discussing the work he's doing. He mentions his report on cauldron bottoms and though he does defend its importance, eventually declaims how 'boring' it is.

--> Sirius: "My, you ''have'' mellowed."* In Harry's fifth year, he once again makes use of the Room of Requirement. Not to serve as a training hub, [[spoiler:since Umbridge has fully embraced the need for students to be mentally and physically prepared to resist the Death Eaters.]] Instead he uses it as a makeout palace for himself and his girlfriend.

* In Harry's fifth year, he once again makes use of the Room of Requirement. Not to serve as a training hub, since Umbridge has fully embraced the need for students to be mentally and physically prepared to resist the Death Eaters. Instead he uses it as a makeout palace for himself and his girlfriend.

--> Sirius: "My, you ''have'' mellowed."

* In second year, Harry finally has enough of Lockheart's 'teaching', and storms out, followed summarily by his year-mates. They promptly burst out laughing once they're far enough away.

--> Sirius: "My, you !!have mellowed."

--> '''Lucius: "Did you have plans for Easter, cousin?"
--> '''Sirius: "Yes, we were going to have a meal at home."
--> '''Mr. Malfoy clucked his tongue. "You will join us at Malfoy Manor," he said, in a tone that did not invite discussion.
--> '''"Why, thank you, Lucius," Remus said appreciatively. "I should be fully recovered from my transformation by Sunday."
--> '''Mr. Malfoy looked like he'd swallowed a slug. "So long as you do not bite anything except the ham, I believe there will be no need for alarm."
--> '''Sirius: "My, you !!have mellowed."

--> '''Lucius:''' "Did you have plans for Easter, cousin?"
--> '''Sirius:''' "Yes, we were going to have a meal at home."

--> '''Sirius:''' "My, you !!have mellowed."

--> '''Sirius:''' "The list of things Lucius Malfoy doesn't approve of would fill several books."

* In Harry's fifth year, he once again makes use of the Room of Requirement. Not to serve as a training hub, since Umbridge has fully embraced the need for students to be mentally and physically prepared to resist the Death Eaters. Instead he uses it as a makeout palace for himself and his girlfriend.

* In second year, Harry finally has enough of Lockheart's 'teaching', and storms out, followed summarily by his year-mates. They promptly burst out laughing once they're far enough away.