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[[folder:''300'' series]]
[[AC: ''300'']]
* "Leonid-ass." ''*ding*'' "Also, all of Sparta can see the king's ding-a-ling if they happen to look out their windows." ''*ding*''
* "The director said "Here, eat an apple. It'll make you look like even more of an asshole." ''*ding*''

[[AC:''300: Rise of an Empire'']]
* Jeremy immediately adds 100 sins at the beginning of the movie to cover for all the slow motion scenes throughout the film.
* "Back during these times, blood looked an awful lot like strawberry jelly!"
* [[ItMakesSenseInContext WHY DOES EVERY SHOT IN THIS MOVIE HAVE LITTLE FLYING WHITE PARTICLES EVERYWHERE?!]]
* This moment:
-->'''Spartan:''' Leonidas was betrayed by a hunchback.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[WesternAnimation/TheHunchbackOfNotreDame Tom Hulce]]?
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Alien'' franchise]]
[[AC:''Prometheus'']]
* The first two sins:
-->This is the most gorgeous looking movie that I've ever wanted to punch in the face. ''(ding)''
-->This guy looks like a muscular water balloon; I want to pop him with a needle. ''(ding)''
* "Movie explores the origins of juggling."
* "Oh man, this is the same valley [[WesternAnimation/TheLionKing1994 Mufasa was killed in]]."
* "This guy confuses the captain for Google."
* "Jars of water and jars of pee."
* Chris' reaction to one of the movie's reveals:
-->'''Vickers:''' ..father.
-->'''Chris:''' I don't care. ''(ding)''
* "This is exactly how [[Franchise/ScoobyDoo Scooby and Shaggy]] would try to [[OneDimensionalThinking run from this thing]]."
* The stinger:
-->I think this is an abortion even the red states can get behind.

[[AC:''Alien: Covenant'']]
* When the crew members decide to go down to the planet, Jeremy gives out this sage advice:
-->'''Jeremy''': No masks? Really? Remember kids, just because you CAN breathe something doesn't mean you should.
* This:
-->'''Jeremy''': [[ItMakesSenseInContext No one has ears this clean. Just the other day, I swear that Indiana Jones came out followed by a wax boulder while I was cleaning my ears.]]
* This:
-->'''Daniels''': None of this makes sense.
-->'''Jeremy''': It is apparent that Daniels would be excellent at [=CinemaSins=].
* The "fingering" line:
-->'''David''': (to Walter) Watch me, I'll do the fingering.
-->'''Jeremy''': No way, man... The last time I heard this I got in a LOT of trouble with the wife!

[[AC:''Alien'']]
* "So Kane is all better now. I guess we won't perform any X-rays or tests or anything. Alien species have no purpose other than being assholes, so everything should be A-OK!"
* As Jones the Cat coolly watches the Alien kill Brett:
-->'''Jeremy''': [[ComicStrip/{{Garfield}} Mondays, amiright?]]
** And the general FridgeLogic of why the hell Jonesy was onboard the ship in the first place.
* Jeremy repeatedly pointing out all the phallic and vaginal imagery present throughout the movie.
* The later RoboticReveal of Ash leads to plenty of gags throughout.
-->'''Jeremy''': I have it on good authority that one of these crew members was [[DoAndroidsDream dreaming]] of [[Literature/DoAndroidsDreamOfElectricSheep electric sheep]]. Also, given what we know about Ian Holms' character later, [[FridgeLogic how was he put under like a regular human]]... given that he is ''not'' one?!

[[AC:''Aliens'']]
* Jeremy relates a story from his Pop Culture class in college as Bishop is getting impaled.
-->'''Jeremy''': Anyway, we were asked to look for [[FauxSymbolism any kind of symbolism]] in the movie, and in this scene, two people in unison yelled "[[ChessMotifs Queen takes Bishop]]!" and it was annoyingly clever or cleverly annoying, depending on your point of view.
* And then we get to the iconic moment.
-->'''Ripley''': Get away from her, you ''[[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch bitch]]''! (''[[SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome 3 sins silently removed]]'')
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Annabelle'' series]]
[[AC:''Annabelle'']]
* After getting fed up with all of the horror movie cliches in the film, Jeremy says this:
-->'''Jeremy''': By my count, this is the 4th millionth time this has happened in a horror movie. I am CERTAIN the filmmakers will get a prize for this in a secret ceremony in Hollywood and the virgin sacrifice will appease their god, probably copied from another god.
* Jeremy compares the demon controlling the doll to a "[[TakeThat less evil]] Jeff Dunham."
* After the movie's climax, Jeremy gives quite a number of sins about the movie's many unanswered questions, ending with this:
-->'''Jeremy''': Also, if ''any'' soul would do, then why didn't the demon ''also'' haunt John? Are you telling me only a female soul will do? [[RunningGag That's racist.]] ''(ding)''
* The sentence: [[TakeThat Bride of Chucky.]]

[[AC:''Annabelle: Creation'']]
* During the opening credits, showing Annabelle being built:
-->'''Jeremy''': And that's how Annabelle was created. The end.
* When a dumbwaiter moves by itself:
-->'''Jeremy''': Very few people know that this was originally a spec script about a haunted dumbwaiter that they [[DolledUpInstallment turned into an Annabelle movie.]] It was called [[IncrediblyLamePun At Your Scare-vice.]]
* At one point, Jeremy gets so annoyed with the movie, he doesn't sin it but instead plays clips from Glengarry Glen Ross, the band Ministry and Scrooged over the footage.
* "[[RunningGag Sister Charlotte is amazing at both regular sins and CinemaSins.]]"
* Jeremy's comments on Mrs. Mullers face:
-->'''Jeremy''': I want to play beer pong with her eye socket.
* The sentence: [[ContinuityNod Seed]] [[TakeThat of Chucky.]]
* One of the outtakes plays the [[Film/PuppetMaster Puppet-Master theme]] over Annabelle being built.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:The ''Back to the Future'' Trilogy]]
[[AC:''Back To the Future'']]

[[AC:''Back To the Future Part II'']]
* On Jennifer being recast, and we first see her in the beginning...
-->'''Jennifer''': How 'bout a ride, Mister?\\
'''Jeremy''': Sure, but ... [[TheOtherDarrin who the f*ck are you?]]
* When Doc says that they've travelled to October 21, 2015:
-->'''Jeremy''': Hey, that's the day of this video's launch![[note]]This video was uploaded on October 21, 2015[[/note]] What a coincide- Hang on... What? It's NOT a coincidence? Wow. Why wasn't I told about this?
* After a bunch of kids attempt to kill Principal Strickland in a drive-by shooting:
--> '''Jeremy''': These assholes hate their principal so much that they're still angry enough to try and kill him in a drive-by six years after they've been required by anybody to even attend school.[[note]]The high school that Strickland was the principal of was burned down six years ago and they didn't rebuild it - Jeremy also points this out[[/note]] THAT... is a serious grudge.
[[/folder]]

[[folder: ''Blade'' Series]]
[[AC: ''Blade'']]

[[AC: ''Blade II'']]

[[AC: ''Blade: Trinity'']]
* Jeremy sins the opening narration, not just because it's narration, but also because it's Creator/RyanReynolds doing it as Hannibal King, not Film/{{Deadpool|2016}}, which makes Jeremy forlorn.
* This:
-->'''Hannibal:''' But the movies are all full of sh*t.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Sins. I think you mean sins.
* "It doesn't get more David Goyer than a vampire flipping off the sun."
* When Blade uses his car headlights to kill a vampire:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TooDumbToLive You could let this UV light kill you. Or you could, you know, duck.]]
* "Don't you like to remember, before ''Blade'' and ''Film/{{Underworld}}'' came out, when vampires just liked eating people? No guns, no political sabotage...just eating people."
* This exchange:
-->'''Whistler:''' What is it?
-->'''Blade:''' What are you worried about?
-->'''Jeremy:''' The window? The chain link fence? The moon? Blade, IS IT THE MOON?!
* Jeremy sums up Wesley Snipes's DullSurprise performance:
-->'''Jeremy:''' So emotion, such range.
* [[JustForPun Hannibal Lecture.]]
* When Whistler dies, Blade's scream makes Jeremy wonder if he's just gone [[Franchise/DragonBall Super Saiyan]].
* Jeremy points out a Canadian address left on a building and sarcastically congratulates the movie so "expertly hiding their filming location".
* "Is this not the largest shower in the history of showers? They could use that to shower elephants. Or cars. Or [[TakeThat Wesley Snipes's tax bill.]]
* "King's fighting the pro wrestler and these two are swashbuckling. I'm just one iocane powder reference away from calling this a stealth sequel to ''Film/ThePrincessBride''."
* One of the outtakes:
-->'''Blade:''' Who the hell are you people?!
-->'''[[WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants Patrick Star]]:''' Who are you people?!
[[/folder]]

[[folder: ''Blade Runner'' Series]]
[[AC: ''Blade Runner'']]
* Though Jeremy loves the movie, he does point out its pacing problems:
-->'''Jeremy:''' This movie makes ''Film/GoneWithTheWind'' look like a ''WesternAnimation/RickAndMorty'' episode.
* This:
-->'''Deckard:''' Replicants are like any other machine.
-->'''Jeremy:''' That's replicant-ist.

[[AC: ''Blade Runner 2049'']]
* "In an attempt to answer the question, 'how much fog is too much fog', movie answers with [[SuddenlyShouting THERE'S NEVER ENOUGH FOG!!!]]
* "Damn, K just had his Repli-cock blocked."
* Jeremy points out the continous Coca-Cola ProductPlacement, leaving him to wonder if [[Film/DemolitionMan they won the Franchise Wars like Taco Bell.]]
* This exchange.
-->'''Bald Archivist:''' My mom still cries over the lost baby pictures.\\
'''K:''' Well it's a shame you... must've been adorable.\\
'''Jeremy:''' [[ActuallyPrettyFunny Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha]]. ''[Sin Counter goes down by 1]''
* Jeremy notes that [[ContinuityNod there STILL isn't any L.A traffic.]]
* "Since this is San Diego, I'm guessing this is the dystopic future of [[TakeThat Comic-Con]]."
* Over a shot of slaves building machine parts:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Movie cuts to a live feed of one of Apple's manufacturing plants.]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''The Bourne'' Series]]
[[AC: ''The Bourne Identity'']]

[[AC: ''The Bourne Supremacy'']]

[[AC: ''The Bourne Ultimatum'']]

[[AC: ''The Bourne Legacy'']]
* This:
-->'''CIA Agent:''' I want to know everything about everyone at every time.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Facebook.]]
* Jeremy throws up after a shot continuously rotates.
* Jeremy claims a background painting looks like "Gandalf teaching Frodo how to play the violin".
* During an interrogation scene:
-->'''CIA Agent:''' Where'd you find that information?\\
'''Aaron:''' [=YouTube=].\\
'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat I wonder if Coke or Adidas ran any ads in front of that video. If so, we need to tell them that their brands are running preroll ads in front of damning spy evidence. Or better yet, the CIA can put a copyright claim on the video.]]
* Jeremy calls out the movie for its frequent location changes.
* This bit:
-->'''Marta:''' You pack in the genetic mutations, infect the body and the vectrons load into the body..\\
'''Jeremy''' (sounding genuinely impressed): Ohhhhhhhhh. OK.
* This:
-->'''Jeremy''' I would honestly remove 100 sins if Aaron woke up from his coma and turned into Matt Damon.
* During a particularly incomprehensible chase sequence, Jeremy is so confused, his only reponse is a FlatWhat.

[[AC: ''Jason Bourne'']]
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''The Conjuring'']]
[[AC:''The Conjuring'']]

[[AC:''The Conjuring 2'']]
* Jeremy calls out the movie for failing to provide subtitles for a clearly foreign language. The language in question? ''British English''.
* The demon turns a cross upside-down:
--> '''Jeremy:''' Oh, she's being haunted by [[GeniusBonus Saint Peter]].
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''The Dark Knight'' Trilogy]]
[[AC:''Batman Begins'']]
* "Yeah, let's take my son who is deathly afraid of bats to his first opera, featuring bats."
* The kid that Batman meets (and rescues) at several points in the movie is always called either 'that kid' [[ActorAllusion or]] [[Series/GameOfThrones King Joffrey.]]

[[AC:''The Dark Knight'']]

[[AC:''The Dark Knight Rises'']]
* "Hiest."
* When Bane kills Daggett: "Bane tickles a man to death off-screen."
* "Bane hits air but Batman goes down."
* "This is not Batman, this is a p*ssy in a Batman costume."
* Jeremy apparently can't understand a thing Bane says.
--> "What?!"
* "Ooh, is that a Galaxy Note(TM)?" ''*ding*'' "Well it's Batman's Galaxy Note(TM) now." ''*ding*''
* "This guy falls down for no reason." (This one eventually became a T-shirt.)
* "''[[MemeticBadass Batman]]'' gets pick-pocketed."
* "Bane does an Creator/AdamSandler impression."
-->'''Bane:''' Gotham is yours!
* The way Bruce's back is healed:
--> "And that, folks, is the basis of chiropractic medicine."
* Jeremy's reaction to Jonathan Blake revealing that his legal first name is actually Robin.
--> "Oh, give me a f*cking break!"
[[/folder]]

[[folder:DC Extended Universe]]
[[AC:''Man of Steel'']]
* The sentence - NeckSnap (followed by unnecessary [[StockScream Wilhelm Scream]]).
* When Zod is about to be exiled from Krypton, during the infamous "I will find him" sequence. Let's just say that the sequence's yelling + Jeremy's hate for yelling = Hilarity.
--> '''Zod''': I will find him. \\
'''Jeremy''': Okay, whatever you say.\\
'''Zod''': I will find him. \\
'''Jeremy''': Got it.\\
'''Zod''': I will find him, Lara. \\
'''Jeremy''': ''(annoyed)'' Dude!\\
'''Zod''': [[{{Narm}} I WILL FIND HIM!]]\\
'''Jeremy''': Oh, for f*ck's sake.
* When Clark Kent is trying to calm down a panicking Lois Lane, we switch to Lois' POV:
--> '''Jeremy''': I'm handsome, see?

[[AC:''Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice'']]
* During the opening credits, a "An Atlas Entertainment/Cruel and Unusual[[note]]Zach Synder's production company[[/note]] Production" credit appears on screen:
--> '''Jeremy''': I guess they DID try to warn us at the beginning...
* The next sin, a credit saying "A Zack Snyder film" is sinned without comment.
* Early on, a young Bruce Wayne screams as he sees his parents get murdered. Despite the fact that [[SilenceIsGolden there's no audio]], Jeremy still adds a sin for a BigNo.
* "[[HypocriticalHumor Using Neil deGrasse Tyson for your own personal projects]]."
* This:
-->'''Lex''': God vs man.
-->*''DramaticThunder''*
-->'''Jeremy''': [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe Oh, come on!]]
* Jeremy points out just how much of an IdiotPlot Lex's plan is before suddenly going off on a small rant about a date he got stood up on.
-->'''Jeremy''': [[NoodleIncident WE HAD PLANS, MELISSA!!]]
* When Lex is discovered sitting in the red pool in the Kryptonian Ship:
--> '''Jeremy:''' Chili's Ready!
* Batman is groaning after being hit by Superman:
--> '''Jeremy:''' The Wayne in pain chooses mainly to complain.
* The stinger has the gathering of Superman, Batman and Wonder Woman accompanied by the intro to ''WesternAnimation/SuperFriends''.

[[AC:''Suicide Squad'']]
* Jeremy mistakes Creator/JaiCourtney as Captain Boomerang for Creator/TomHardy.
* During the Pentagon scene.
--> '''Amanda''': I want to build a team of some very bad people who can do some good.\\
'''Jeremy''': "NO"...The End.
* Jeremy on the TitleDrop that Deadshot makes:
-->'''Jeremy''': This is the most roll-creditsing roll credits that has ever creditsed.
* The bar scene
--> '''Deadshot''': Well, we almost pulled it off.
--> '''Jeremy''': No, you f*cking didn't. You killed a bunch of bubbly monsters and briefly rescued a psychopath that is going to put you right back in prison. That's not pulling it off. That's participating in a s*itty LARP.

[[AC:''Wonder Woman'']]
* During the beach battle:
-->'''Antiope''': (sees a German soldier about to shoot a distracted Diana) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (jumps on the way of the bullet)
-->'''Diana''': NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
-->'''Jeremy''': No. No.
* "Go drunk, movie. You're home."
* When Diana discovers that Sir Patrick is actually Ares:
-->'''Jeremy''': F*cking told you. Shock of all shocks.
* Jeremy complains how the supposedly-hidden-forever Themyscira gets quickly discovered by the Germans pursuing Steve, claiming that people like Magellan or Vasco da Gama should have came across the island years ago.
* When Diana pulls Steve out of the water:
-->'''Jeremy''': Discount [[Film/FromHereToEternity From Here to Eternity]].
* When Diana walks upon a fully nude Steve bathing:
-->'''Diana''': Would you say you're a typical example of your sex?
-->'''Jeremy''': Movie's got dick jokes, yo.
* In the same scene, Steve tries to describe his watch to Diana, while still nude:
-->'''Steve''': Good thing it's still ticking.\\
'''Diana''': You let this little thing tell you what to do?\\
'''Jeremy''': We are still talking about the watch, right?

[[AC:''Justice League'']]
* The Website/YouTube description for the video is simply [[TakeThat "Yikes"]].
* The first sin is not [[NotHisSled "DC Comics"]] but instead is a rant about how DC is copying the MCU's opening logo and even including Green Lantern in it.
* This bit:
-->'''Opening Credit''': AN ATLAS ENTERTAINMENT/CRUEL AND UNUSUAL PRODUCTIONS FILM\\
'''Jeremy''': [[ContinuityNod Huh, I never saw a production studio used as a direct warning of a movie before.]]
* "Zach Synder shows the death of Superman via a newspaper that pigeons are pooping on regularly. Which, incidentally, is as much respect I have for the nonsense ending of Batman V Superman."
* [[SarcasmMode "You know what I loved best about all the previous Batman movies? Their copious use of slow-motion effects."]]
** Jeremy later calls out the movie for its use of slo-mo for the most insignifcant things such as [[MundaneMadeAwesome a man kicking a fruit stall]].
* At the shot of a homeless man in the streets with a sign that says "I tried":
-->'''Jeremy''': Oh, look, Josh Whedon [[TakeThat found future footage of himself from the year 2026 and inserted it into this movie!]]
* Jeremy calls out the angles Wonder Woman is shot at, noting its not like "Red Shoe Diaries: Wonder Woman of Desire: a script I wrote back in 1995 under the name Johnny Spokes."
* "OK, Wonder Woman! You can stop posing and defeat evil now!"
* When the movie cuts to a completely different location:
-->'''Jeremy''': MEANWHILE...at a DIFFERENT ridiculously expensive set...
* This:
-->'''Bruce''': I need to speak to the Aquaman.
-->'''Jeremy''': I can't wait for Aquaman's sea powers to be useful against an army of flying parademons from space who probably get sick near water anyway.
* Jeremy laughs at Alfred's [[WTHCostumingDepartment outfit]] several times throughout the movie.
* Jeremy can't pronounce Themyscira so instead he chooses to call it "Amazon Island".
* At Steppenwolfe's appearance:
-->'''Jeremy''': [[TakeThat I honestly didn't think CGI baddies could look any worse than Doomsday, especially since they're all humanoid.]] [[SpecialEffectsFailure But DC found a way!]]
* Jeremy finds a turn of phrase so random, Jeremy simply repeats it to himself and adds a sin.
* At Cyborg repairing his eye:
-->'''Jeremy''': Ahh! He turned from blue to red...that means he's been I-Robot-ed! Run, Shia! Run, Will Smith!
* During an exposition scene:
-->'''Diana''': His name is Steppenwolf.
-->'''Jeremy''': [[NamestheSame He was a long way off from Magic Carpet Ride and Born to be Wild but, you've got to get musical inspiration from anywhere, even if it is destroying planets.]]
** Later, while the exposition still goes on:
-->'''Jeremy''': This movie is like a crash course while we watch the DCEU crash and burn to the ground.
* "The Flash or Quicksilver or Neo is doing something super fast so we have to slow down time to see it happen" cliche.
* When Aquaman throws a glass bottle in the ocean:
-->'''Jeremy''': [[WhatTheHellHero You think someone who lives that close to the ocean would be concerned about littering.]]
* Jeremy questions a scene, then comes to the conclusion that its [[MemeticMutation answered in the Synder Cut.]]
* At J.K Simmons as Comissoner Gordon:
-->'''Gordon''': Subject looked like a giant bat...with wings.
-->'''Jeremy''': Oh sh*t! They got J. Jonah Jameson to become a character in the DCEU! I can't wait until he struggles with Perry White at the Daily Bugle/Daily Planet partnership!
* Jeremy gets increasingly angry at the amount of one-liners from our heroes.
* "Goddamn! Even the elevator ride to the Batcave looks fake as sh*t. [[SpecialEffectsFailure Why would you make your elevator ride to the Batcave look fake as sh*t, movie?!]]"
* Jeremy cracks up at them reviving Superman in his burial suit, wondering if it'll give him a good sense of fashion amongst his other powers.
* "I'm glad this movie gave Lois other things to do except to help Superman facili-ahahahahahaaha. Sorry, I can't say that with a straight face."
* "Making a hole through the shield is way too easy."
** Immediately followed by "Shooting down the tower is way too easy."
* A sin is added without comment for Aquaman falling down a building and out the front door without taking any damage at all.
* This:
-->'''Cyborg''': [[MythologyGag Booyah.]]
-->'''Jeremy''': [[TakeThat Teen Titans No.]]
* One of the outtakes shows Aquaman stabbing a parademon with his trident with the audio of:
-->'''Brick (Anchorman):''' I got to ride a horse! Then I was lit on fire! Then I stabbed a guy with a trident!

[[AC:''Aquaman'']]
* Jeremy's dramatic narration of the opening scene of the movie:
-->'''Jeremy''': [[MundaneMadeAwesome He went out to fix his shutters in the pouring rain. What he didn't expect is that he'd fall in love.]]
* At a shot of a trident smashing a television set:
-->'''Jeremy''': [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Someone doesn't like the idea of Florence leaving The Jeffersons to go on 227.]]
* When the film cuts from Atlanna and Tom to a snowglobe with a lighthouse in it:
-->'''Jeremy''': [[WebVideo/DrHorriblesSingAlongBlog The lighthouse is his penis.]]
* This bit:
-->'''Atlanna''': You can always find me.
-->'''Jeremy''': I always leave a credit card debt paper trail.
* Jeremy [[SpecialEffectsFailure gleefully cheers on the fake-looking fish everytime they appear.]]
* This:
-->'''Title Card''': BOSTON AQUARIUM, MASSACHUSETTS
-->'''Jeremy''': [[RunningGag In case you confused it with the Boston Aquarium in Smackover, Arkansas.]]
* This bit:
-->'''Black Manta''': You're the Aquaman!
-->'''Jeremy''': [[RunningGag Roll Sea Turtles!]]
* When Aquaman and his father reconcile at a bar:
-->'''Jeremy''': Aw, casual familiar alcoholism. [[TakeThat In Maine, they call that "bonding".]]
* This:
-->'''Mara''': With the sacred trident, the people will listen to you.
-->'''Jeremy''': [[Film/MontyPythonandTheHolyGrail But supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not some farcical aquatic ceremony!]]
* Jeremy refers to the Atlantians as "water people", then immediately wonders [[RunningGag if that's racist.]]
* This:
-->'''Aquaman''': Looks like your "fish ship" has been marinating in chum butter.
-->'''Jeremy''': This is what my college girlfriend said to me after the first time we had sex without a condom.
* When Aquaman is kidnapped:
-->'''Orm''': They have polluted our waters for a century.
-->'''Jeremy''': Hey! Humans have been polluting oceans much longer then that!
* This:
-->'''Orm''': Please escort my bethroed to the royal box.
-->'''Jeremy''': But doesn't she [[DoubleEntendre already have a royal box?]]
* At the drumming octopus:
-->'''Jeremy''': Wow! How'd the Atlantians get Neil Peart down here?!
* "This movie is literally playing a hip-hop version of Toto's Africa as we enter the Sahara Desert and I think my brain just curdled over.
* This:
-->'''Title Card''': Sicily, Italy
-->'''Jeremy''': [[RunningGag In case you confused it with Cicely Tyson.]]
* At a shot of Italian villagers eating apples:
-->'''Jeremy''': [[RunningGag So many assholes, so little time.]]
* This:
-->'''Aquaman''': They're from the depths, they're afraid of the light!
-->'''Jeremy''': We interrupt this Aquaman movie to present Pitch Black.
* "Arthur's transformation into king will be brought to you by these random shots of sea life! Luc Besson would be so proud."
* Jeremy compares the enormous CGI battle at the end of the film to static, then [[GilliganCut places a shot of television static side by side with the movie to prove his point.]]
* This:
-->'''Aquaman''': I am...Aquaman.
-->'''Jeremy''': Seems like you could have come up with something a lot cooler than that but we're stuck with it, I guess.
* One of the outtakes plays [[WesternAnimation/SouthPark Crab People]] over a shot of the crab monsters from the Kingdom of the Brine.

[[AC:''Shazam!'']]
* Jeremy's reaction to when we first see Mr. Mind:
-->'''Jeremy''': It's a caterpillar! Which I guess means something because a million comic book fanboy boners wee launched during this scene.
* This bit:
-->'''Elderly Shazam''': Only those who are pure of heart can resist the temptations.
-->'''Jeremy''': [[IncrediblyLamePun But "My Girl" is an awesome song and why'd you have to bring MoTown into this?]]
* At the title card:
-->'''Jeremy''': Or How I Learned To Stop Worrying and Love [[NamestheSame Captain Marvel.]]
* "Movie steals the Give-A-Compass-As-A-Gift thing from [[Film/Big]]. And really, a lot of things from Big."
* This:
-->'''Eugene''': Yeah, that's what happens when YOU SUCK!
-->'''Jeremy''': [[SelfDeprecation Footage of me editing CinemaSins videos somehow makes it into the actual movie.]]
* Jeremy repeatingly refers to the Eye of Sin as "Satan's Testicle" throughout the video.
* This:
-->'''Elderly Shazam''': Through you, you will poison everyone you meet! Mankind will turn against each other!
-->'''Jeremy''': [[TakeThat Twitter.]]
* When Shazam thwarts a mugging:
-->'''Jeremy''': [[SarcasmMode Since he wrapped them up in Christmas lights and threw them on the street, hopefully we get "Is Shazam a Christmas movie" arguements for years to come. I can't wait.]]
* During the attack on Sevana Industries:
-->'''Jeremy''': [[WhatDoYouMeanItsNotForKids HEY KIDS! Wanna go see a fun superhero movie where a kid just like you becomes a superhero and also nightmare creatures bites the heads off of people?! But at least you won't see any boobs! Yours truly, the MPAA.]]
* [[BitingTheHandHumor Jeremy sins Website/YouTube.]]
* This bit:
-->'''Eugene''': He needs a sidekick.\\
'''Billy''': Name one cool sidekick!\\
'''Jeremy''': Um...Louis Tomilson?
* When Shazam gets hit while flying:
-->'''Jeremy''': [[SarcasmMode Oh great. I really wanted to see the last 30 minutes of Man of Steel again.]]
* Jeremy refers to Thaddeus as [[RunningGag Discount Stanley Tucci.]]
* This bit:
-->'''Thaddeus''': Come home, Billy. Come home...
-->'''Jeremy''': Thad's supervillain name is "The Mad Repeater."
* This:
-->'''Thaddeus''': Gather the mutts!
-->'''Jeremy''': [[RunningGag That's racist.]]
* At a shot of a statue exploding:
-->'''Jeremy''': I guess this statue's been...[[IncrediblyLamePun Penn-alized.]]
* Jeremy's reaction to the little kid playing with Batman and Superman action figures:
-->'''Jeremy''': [[TakeThat Still better than the actual movie.]]
** Immediately after, when the kid drops them:
-->'''Jeremy''': This was WB's reaction after the response to THIS movie.
* When [[BrickJoke Mr. Mind appears again]]:
-->'''Mr. Mind''': THE SEVEN REALMS SHALL SOON BE OURS.
-->'''Jeremy''': Man, DC's gritty reboot of [[WesternAnimation/{{Pinocchio}} Jiminy Cricket]] REALLY went out of hand.
* One of the outtakes has Billy on the subway confronted by [[Series/Seinfeld a naked obese man reading a newspaper.]]
* Another outtake:
-->'''Shazam''': Yeah, well...whatever, kid!
-->'''Eric Cartman''': [[WesternAnimation/SouthPark WHATEVA! I do what I want!]]
* Yet another outtake shows the 7 Deadly Sins with the audio of [[Film/Ghostbusters1984 Zuul.]]

[[AC:''Birds of Prey'']]
* This:
-->'''Harley''': The best place to start a story is right at the beginning.
-->'''Jeremy''': Narreading. *ding* Also, I know some of you spend sleepless nights wondering "If narration is a sin, is unreliable narration worth a sin removal?" No. No, it's not.
* This bit:
-->'''Harley''': That's when I met him! Mr. J!
-->'''Jeremy''': You're going to have to be more specific than that. That could be Jared, Jack or even Jacquin. All we know is, it's not Heath. And leaving him off the [[IncrediblyLamePun ledger]] is DEFINITELY worth a sin.
* This:
-->'''Salesman''': I take payment in kind.
-->'''Jeremy''': [[ARareSentence All hyena dealers are rapists.]] Also, coming soon to Netflix: [[TakeThat "Hyena Queen and the Fantabulous Explotation of Tabloid Trash We Can Show To Keep You Subscribed!]]"
* This:
-->'''Harley''': Some people have the Effiel Tower or Olive Garden...
-->'''Jeremy''': [[TakeThat Olive Garden is where to take people TO BREAK UP. In fact, even suggesting a date there would lead to long conversations in which you assure them that everything is solid, you don't want to break up, stop being silly and so on.]]
** Later, when Harley blows up Ace Chemicals, Jeremy wonders [[BrickJoke why she didn't destroy an Olive Garden instead.]]
* Jeremy sins Harley not for all the acts of violence she commits throughout the movie, but for [[LawOfDisproportionateResponse littering.]]
** At the end of the movie, he adds 5 more.
* Jeremy gets so fed up with Harley's constant narration, he refers to it as [[TakeThat "Birds of Say: The NeverEnding Narration of One Harley Quinn.]]"
* Jeremy is stunned at Roller Dummy's motive for attacking Harley Quinn:
-->'''Jeremy''': If you don't want to break your nose playing roller derby, [[StatingTheSimpleSolution maybe don't play roller derby.]]
* "Breaking the fourth wall through narration and breaking the fourth wall by talking directly to the camera are two entirely different things. One can be done artfully. The other should be saved for bad Adam Sandler comedies."
* During Harley's assault on the police station, Jeremy is dumbfounded as why she uses beanbags instead of [[WhyDontYouJustShootHim simply shooting them.]]
** Later on, during the same scene:
-->'''Jeremy''': Is this one of those scenes where the hero wins because literally everyone else is dumb and stupid? Because I f*cking hate that.
* Jeremy is dumbfounded that '''every''' single male character in the movie "sucks in some way."
* When one of Harley's enemies "voted for Bernie":
-->'''Jeremy''': I'm going to go out on a limb and suggest that Harley Quinn didn't vote in the 2016 Democratic National Convention. She was too busy with [[ContinuityNod Suicide Squad sh*t.]]
* This:
-->'''Harley''': You're going to do that thing where you get out your weird torture devices and detail every step of your master plan...
-->'''Jeremy''': Well, damn. [[RunningGag Looks like Harleen would be Fantabulous at CinemaSins!]]
* [[AddedAlliterativeAppeal Margot makes musical moment, maniacally mimicking Madonna's Material, mocking Marilyn Monroe's masterpiece and momentarily murdering movie's momentum.]]
* When all the prisoners escape:
-->'''Jeremy''': [[RunningGag Conviently timed breakdowns of the door locks is conviently timed!]]
* This:
-->'''Harley''': And who the hell are you guys?!
-->'''Jeremy''': I don't know why she's so surprised. [[IncrediblyLamePun These guys look like the type that would f*ck around with a harley.]]
* [[ItMakesSenseinContext COCAINE POWER!!!!]]
* Jeremy sins Harley for [[TakeThat buying Peeps.]]
* This:
-->'''Harley''': The best way to impress a guy is by violence!
-->'''Jeremy''': DC's marketing campaign somehow makes it into the movie!
* This bit:
-->'''Harley''': Quit touching!
-->'''Jeremy''': He can't. He's just a beaver. [[TakeThat Damning things is in his DNA.]]
* "Birds of Prey movie waits the entire runtime to Birds of Prey."
* At the shot of a goon in a strange mask:
-->'''Jeremy''': Oh sh*t, is this going to become a Purge movie?!
* This:
-->'''Harley''': Whip me.
-->'''The Huntress''': What?!
-->'''Harley''': Whip me!
-->'''Jeremy''': [[IncrediblyLamePun 50 Shades of Prey?!]]
* One of the outtakes:
-->'''Cassandra''': Because I ate it, OK?!
-->'''Video''': Plays [[LosingHorns]].
[[/folder]]

[[folder:DC Films]]
* "[[RunningGag DC Comics]]" *''ding''*

[[AC:''Batman'']]

[[AC:''Batman Forever'']]
* "Bat-bulge."
* The "drive-thru" joke, introducing audiences to the jokey Batman of the Creator/JoelSchumacher films.
* His lament over Billy Dee Williams not reprising his role of Harvey Dent from the Creator/TimBurton films.
* "Joel Schumacher {{Dutch Angle}}s the SH*T out of this downtown crime scene. This ain't your big brother's Batman, folks."
* Jeremy's joke on Chase Meridian's [[DullSurprise face]] upon seeing Batman descend out of nowhere:
-->'''Jeremy:''' The director said "[[Creator/NicoleKidman Nicole]], just make the face you made the first time you saw Tom Cruise's bank account balance."
* [[LargeHam The hilariously panicky bank security guard and his over the top reactions to everything]] from Two-Face's boiling acid trap ("OH NO! *ding* IT'S BOIIIIIILING ACIIIID!") to Batman borrowing his hearing aid to listen for Two-Face ("HEY! THAT'S MY HEARING AID!") It's actually enough that Jeremy hopes the guy doesn't make it out alive.
-->'''Jeremy:''' You ever watch a movie with a victim you actually hope doesn't make it?
* Chase getting a ... [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar feel]] of Batman's batsuit. And her [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything reaction]].
-->'''Jeremy:''' That just happened. In a goddamn Batman movie.
* Edward Nygma, post whacking a guy over the head with a coffee jug.
-->'''Riddler:''' ''[[LargeHam Caffeeeeeeine'll]]'' '''''[[Creator/JimCarrey KILL YA!]]'''''\\
'''Jeremy:''' Ladies & gentlemen, Riddler [[Film/AceVenturaPetDetective Ventura]], [[Comicbook/TheMask Mask]] [[Creator/JimCarrey Detective.]]
* Jeremy points out Riddler's already supervillain-esque real name of "Edward Nygma." Bearing in mind that this was before it was changed to the less {{Narm}}-y "Eddie Nashton."
-->'''Jeremy:''' My parents knew I would need a Riddler-esque name when I was born so...
* The Comicbook/{{Nightwing}} joke when Alfred inspects Dick Grayson's old circus helmet and sees a robin painted on the front (the bird, not Dick's superhero identity.)
-->'''Alfred:''' Is this ... a robin?\\
'''Jeremy:''' Nope, it's a ComicBook/{{Nightwing}}, but those things get confused from time to time.
* The R insignia on Robin's armour.
-->'''Batman:''' "R." What's that for?\\
'''Jeremy:''' A word no one's allowed to use anymore after [[Film/TropicThunder Tropic Thund-]]\\
'''Dick:''' ''Robin!''\\
'''Jeremy:''' Ohhhhhh, right. It's that. It's Robin.
* TheStinger mocking Bruce Wayne temporarily giving up the cape and cowl with [[Creator/TobeyMaguire Peter Parker]] claiming "[[Film/SpidermanTrilogy I am Spider-Man no more.]]"

[[AC:''Batman: Hush'']]
* At the LogoJoke with Daffy Duck coming out of the WB shield:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Let's begin a dark as f*ck Batman movie with Daffy Duck. [[SarcasmMode I wonder if Warner Brothers will use the Angry Birds in their logo for the reissue of Heavy Metal.]]
* When Nightwing escapes assassins:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Doing backhands to escape bullets. [[SubvertedCatchphrase It's the Mary Lou Retton School of Gymnasticing Away from Things!]]
* This bit:
-->'''Bruce Wayne:''' Tom and I were inseperable as kids. Especially after losing my parents.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Whoa, wait a minute. [[ItWasHisSled Bruce lost his parents?!]] [[SarcasmMode Gee, I hope they show us how later on in the movie.]]
* This:
-->'''Hush:''' Hush, Batman.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Eh, close enough. [[RunningGag Credits roll!]]
* This bit:
-->'''Batgirl:''' Alfred, Bruce is hurt. Really hurt.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Super-Mega-hurt. Triple-Dog-Dare-hurt!
* This:
-->'''Tom:''' Bruce, I will always be your friend.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[BrutalHonesty He will not.]]
* When Batman arrives at Arkham:
-->'''Batman:''' Another mission with your so-called Suicide Squad.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat What are we...some kind of, ah....terrible movie?]]
* Jeremy loses it when [[UnexpectedCharacter Superman and Lois Lane show up]], demanding why DC chose to call it a Batman movie.
* The RunningGag about Jeremy's annoyance at the continous double entendres between Poison Ivy and Catwoman.
* When Batman fights a brainwashed Superman:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat I am going to riot if either of these two says Martha.]]
* As Harley Quinn interrupts an opera performance:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Wow, Gotham citizens don't even care about supervillains anymore. It's like earthquakes in LA to them.
* The RunningGag about Jeremy's comments of the [[OffModel poor animation]] comes to a head when he notices The Joker laughing without moving his lips.
* At a shot of a Jack-In-the-Box covered in blood:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[CrossesTheLineTwice This is what happens when clown porn goes on too long.]]
* This bit:
-->'''Catwoman:''' Mind if I tag along?
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Things a few dozen YouTube channels said to CinemaSins a few years after we got popular.]]
* As Clayface attempts to kill Batman:
-->'''The Joker:''' And I thought we had something special.
-->'''Jeremy:''' JESUS CHRIST! Is the Lego Batman Movie somehow canon to all of DC now?!
* When Batman fights The Riddler:
-->'''Batman:''' You create riddles a fifth-grader could solve and you call yourself The Riddler. The lack of imagination is staggering!
-->'''Jeremy:''' Man, Bill Finger and Dick Sprang would beat your ass for saying that.
* One of the outtakes:
-->'''The Riddler:''' Who are you?!
-->'''Batman:''' [[Film/BacktotheFuture My name is Darth Vader. I am an extraterrestrial from the Planet Vulcan!]]

[[AC:''Batman: The Killing Joke'']]
* When Batman shows up with a cup of coffee for Batgirl, Jeremy admits curiosity to what the conversation was like when he purchased it. One can't help but be reminded of a certain scene from ''WesternAnimation/JusticeLeague'' where [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0reMYQSXB0g Batman buys coffee]].
* The start of the infamous sex scene
-->'''Jeremy:''' Batgirl defeats Batman?!?! What the hell is going on.. (''Batgirl kisses Batman'') WHAT THE F*CK?!
* In the gag reel...
--> '''Comissioner Gordon:''' Oh, god. ''Oh, god!''\\
'''Batman:''' It's okay. Let it come.\\
'''Comissioner Gordon:''' [[WesternAnimation/{{Archer}} Um, phrasing?]]

[[AC:''Batman: Mask of the Phantasm'']]
* Jeremy is confused at Bugs Bunny appearing during the WB logo and goes off on a tangent about a crossover where he was a cannibal and Batman had to stop him:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Frank Miller wrote some DARK stuff, man.
* At the chorus under the opening credits:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Batman: Hunt for Red October.
* [[ItMakesSenseInContext "Well, you certainly can't just leave out your exploding gas balls hanging out. And when you have them out WHILE wearing wrinkly tights, nothing gets you kicked out of a movie theater faster."]]
* This bit:
-->'''Andrea:''' Nice footwork. Can you dance, too?
-->'''Jeremy:''' If I had a nickel for everytime that me jujitsing a girlfriend ended up what us making out...I wouldn't have any nickels.
* This:
-->'''The Phantasm:''' Time to pay for your sins, Mr. Bronski.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[SelfDeprecation Holy sh*t, this is CinemaSins' team building exercises!]]
* This bit:
-->'''Commissioner Gordon:''' This is one of the hot young Turks from my legal department.
-->'''Jeremy:''' (sounding legitimately confused) That's...racist?
* The RunningGag of Jeremy's annoyance over the movie's flashbacks as well as continuing to use the Wayne Family gravestone.
** At one point, Jeremy claims he'd remove all the sins [[UptoEleven as well as all the sins from The Room and The Last Airbender]] if the filmmakers tried something else.
* When The Joker first arrives with his trademark laugh:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[RecognitionFailure Why does The Joker sound like Chucky?]]
* When Salvatore Valestra makes a deal with The Joker.:
-->'''Salvatore Valestra:''' This isn't a joke! You've got to stop Batman! He's been knocking us out and you're the only one who can take him down!
-->'''Jeremy:''' But he hasn't in the hundred or so previous encounters. Does Bane not exist in this universe?
* This:
-->'''Batman:''' Where is your father?
-->'''Andrea:''' Missing. Why don't you look in Madagascar?
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat You can go there in 12 years, but I don't think you'll like what you find there.]]
* When The Joker gets too close to one of the World of Tomorrow robots:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[Squick The Joker had DEFINITELY f*cked that thing before.]]
* Jeremy makes a handy pie chart showcasing Batman's character throughout the movie: [[https://i.redd.it/k43etpnv03131.png]]
* One of the stingers replaces The Phantasm's dialogue with Skeletor's gloating.

[[AC:''Batman Returns'']]

[[AC:''Batman & Robin'']]
* The title: "Everything Wrong With 'Batman & Robin' in an Awful Lot of Minutes"
* "Joel Schumacher." *ding* "Also, Film." *ding*
* "Did you ever want to know how much of an ego Arnold Schwarzenegger has? His name appears before [[Creator/GeorgeClooney the guy who plays Batman]]."
* "So Freeze's escape plan was to turn his car into a rocket, launch out of the museum through the tiny skylight, climb to 30,000 feet and then exit the rocket ... leaving it to crash and destroy all of Gotham while Freeze gently glides ... back to the same museum ... in the heart of Gotham?" ''*ding*''
* This response to an early line from Batman:
-->'''Batman:''' This is why Superman works alone.\\
"Really? What was all that Justice League sh*t then?" [''Ding'']
* In response to Mr. Freeze's "What killed the dinosaurs?" quip:
-->"Well, I was gonna go with meteor. But then I saw ''Film/PacificRim'', and they said it was {{Kaiju}}. Honestly, I'm inclined to believe anything at this point."
* "How did Clooney ever see straight with his head bobbing like this? The guy looks like he's in a constant for ''Film/ANightAtTheRoxbury.''"
* Jeremy's reaction to the Bat-Credit Card. It's quite like WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic's yet worlds apart due to Jeremy's usual tone.
-->"Why does the card have a sound effect? It's a f*cking credit card. Are we suddenly in a kung fu movie?" *ding* "Also, Bat-Credit Card."
* TheStinger punctuating the thawing of Gotham with "[[Music/TheBeatles Here Comes The Sun]]"
* Another Stinger joke: Barbara meets Max Headroom.

[[AC:''Batman: Under The Red Hood'']]Je
* Jeremy immediately calls out Ah Guhl for partnering with The Joker, noting that "if he wanted a less crazier and zanier partner, he should have gone with Condiment Man or Kite Man".
* On The Joker's voice actor [[note]]Creator/JohnDiMaggio[[/note]]:
-->'''Jeremy''': Not the best Joker laugh I've heard. [[IncrediblyLamePun Sound like he's coming off a three day]] [[WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}} Bender.]]
* "No wonder Gotham City has so much crime. [[ZeppelinsFromAnotherWorld They spend all their money on dirigibles.]]"
* This bit:
-->'''Henchman''': It's called Amazo!
-->'''Jeremy''': I know it's from the comics but, really? Amazo? Why not Impressiv-o? Neat-o? Coolio? Oh wait.
* This:
-->'''Nightwing''': It has all the weaknesses of a human being!
-->'''Jeremy''': So, an addiction to Oreos and pornography, then?
* Jeremy getting angrier and angrier at all the AsYouKnow and {{Info Dump}}ing, even telling R'as if EveryoneKnewAlready, ''why'' ParrotExposition?
-->'''Jeremy:''' Is one of Nightwing's superhero aliases CaptainObvious?
* Jeremy repeatingly calls out Red Hood for not killing Batman when he has the chance.
* This bit:
-->'''Nightwing''': Not to belabor a point-
-->'''Alfred''': [[ServileSnarker And yet, that is all you seem to do]].
-->'''Jeremy''': Alfred would be exemplary at Cinemasins.
* This:
-->'''Red Hood''': Are you afraid at facing your greatest failure? Or is it that I'm a better Batman than you?
-->'''Jeremy''': This is what Christian Bale says to George Clooney all the time.
* The final sin:
-->'''Batman''': [[ShaggyDogStory This changes nothing.]]
-->'''Jeremy''': Then why'd you make a movie about it then?!

[[AC:''Catwoman'']]
* The video description:
-->'''Video description''': [[SincerityMode This movie is f*cking terrible.]] We counted the sins of Catwoman and we regret it.
* The opening sin:
-->'''Jeremy''': I may be in the minority, but when a superhero movie begins with Egyptain hieroglyphics to tell a story, I know it's going to be a bad movie.
* Jeremy's comments about the opening music:
-->'''Jeremy''': Man, this music has me nostalgic for 90's softcore porn. Gabriella Hall. 2 A.M with a class at 6. Just try to go to sleep then...
* This:
-->'''Catwoman''': It all started on the day that I died.
* This bit:
-->'''Catwoman''': -But that comes later.
-->'''Jeremy''': F*ck you.
* At a shot of some CGI buildings:
-->'''Jeremy''': [[SpecialEffectFailure Destination for this cityscape shot: this very real building in Realsville, Reality on Truth Street, located next to Vertias Park.]]
* This:
-->'''Catwoman''': I was supposed to be an artist. Instead, I was designing advertisements for beauty cream!
-->'''Jeremy''': The non-stop narration, the metro-hustle young achiever trying to find their way. [[TakeThat Are we SURE this isn't a backdoor CW Arrowverse pilot?]]
* "Imagine hiring the new face of a beauty product you're about to launch and you have Halle f*cking Berry working for you right under your nose and you don't even consider her."
* At a shot of a cat:
-->'''Jeremy''': [[RunningGag Fore-meowing.]]
* This:
-->'''Jeremy''': As you can guess by the ''7'' cuts in this scene, the probability of grabbing a woman reaching out with one arm and grabbing someone who was already falling and saving them is probably super low.
* This bit:
-->'''Tom Lone''': You rescued someone else's cat? That's...wow.
-->'''Jeremy''': [[ActorAllusion Johnathan Pangborn]] [[RunningGag would be excellent at CinemaSins.]]
* This:
-->'''George''': You scientists. You're worse than models, always having to be coddled...
-->'''Jeremy''': [[RunningGag That's scient-ist.]]
* This:
-->'''George''': I don't care that the FDA never found out about the headaches or the nausea or the fainting spells....
-->'''Jeremy''': Funny, [[TakeThat I'm getting all 3 from watching this scene.]]
* "Movie fails to give a [[MushroomSamba take drugs now]] warning for audience about to view this scene."
* When Patience becomes Catwoman:
-->'''Jeremy''': So far, I've learned that cats have zoom vision, live in the [[UncannyValley]] and can jump 30 feet in the air. [[SarcasmMode I love documentaries where you learn so much.]]
* Jeremy's response to Patience and the catnip is torn between being "disgusting, befuddled or turned on". He then declares the movie [[PerfectlyCromulentWord "disguddlerousing."]]
* "Movie somehow takes one of the most badass women in the DC Universe and turns her movie into some run of the mill 90's romantic comedy produced in 2004. What the hell, Warner?!"
* This:
-->'''Catwoman''': Time to accessorize!
-->'''Jeremy''': [[SarcasmMode Sublity, thy name is Catwoman.]]
* This bit:
-->'''Catwoman''': You thought you were going to steal all these jewels?! What a purr-fect idea!
-->'''Jeremy''': Hey! I just realised something! [[Beat]] [[LatetothePunchline This movie is terrible!]]
* At one point, Jeremy slows down the fight scene footage and gleefully points out every instance of Catwoman missing her hits.
* "You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see a superhero movie worse than [[TakeThat Batman and Robin.]]"
* At one point, Jeremy comments that the action sequences look more like cutscenes.
* Jeremy adds '''100 thousand sins''' for the movie's choppy editing.
* Jeremy remarks that the movie is so much like a romantic comedy, it doesn't deserve the title "Catwoman". He then proceeds to come up with several alternatives:
-->'''Jeremy''': [[IncrediblyLamePun She's All Cat? When Tommy Met Halle? My Big Cat Greek Wedding?!]]
* When a Ferris Wheel goes haywire:
-->'''Jeremy''': Did this movie suddenly turn into Final Destination?!
* "I guess Catwoman's heightened senses couldn't detect the abilities of...Sharon Stone."
* Jeremy [[RunningGag skips]] the entire romantic dinner scene 3 times in a row.
* Jeremy's comments on the police computer:
-->'''Jeremy''': Hahahahah. Out of all the stupid techno nonsense to ever nonsense its techno, this is the techno nonsensiest.
* "[[ItMakesSenseInContext Yay! Your husband died! Beauty treatments!]]"
* "I promise that I'd sin this literal catfight finale if I could tell what the hell was going on."
* The BonusRound of every time Catwoman has a [[DullSurprise blank expression on her face.]]

[[AC:''Constantine'']]
* At the beginning of the movie:
-->'''Jeremy''': Who just reaches down into a dark hole like that? [[Literature/IT Do you want to get eaten by Pennywise? Because that's how you get eaten by Pennywise.]]
** Immediately after, when a car runs over a character:
-->'''Jeremy''': Ahh! Sudden [[Literature/Christine Christine!]]
* "Jesus, there's so much focus on this cigarette, it makes me wonder if IT'S Constantine. And also, if that'd be a better movie."
* This bit:
-->'''Constantine''': This is Constantine.
-->'''Jeremy''': [[RunningGag Roll Exor-Credits.]]
* When the demon in the mirror is shattered:
-->'''Jeremy''': This sh*t works.
* This:
-->'''Gabriel''': Bless me, Father. I have sinned.
-->'''Jeremy''': I think this movie is confessing!
* When the cattle collapses as Manuel walks past them:
-->'''Jeremy''': Manuel is a dick to cattle.
* This:
-->'''Chas''': John! Hey, John!
-->'''Jeremy''': Keanu Reeves plays a character named John cliche. Oh, you don't think so? How about [[TheLongList Johnny Utah, Johnathan Harker, Don John, Johnny Mnemoic, John from a movie called "Generation Um", John Wick, Johnny Silverhand in the upcoming Cyberpunk 2077 series and John Rain.]]
* This bit:
-->'''Gabriel''': Still trying to buy your way into heaven?
-->'''Constantine''': What about those minions I sent back?
-->'''Jeremy''': [[TakeThat Judging from the Summer of 2020, you didn't work hard enough to send them back.]] [[GilliganCut Video cuts to a poster of "Minions 2: Rise of Gru".]]
* At a shot of the locust demon:
-->'''Jeremy''': Look, I've waited a long time for a movie to accurately depict [[ShoutOut The Bugblatter Beast of Traal]] and to have him taken out by a car is a huge missed opportunity.
* Jeremy notes that the biggest sin of the movie is Constantine continuously turning down Angela, noting any man would be crazy to turn down Rachael Weisz.
* After a JumpScare performed by a bus:
-->'''Jeremy''': Ironically, [[ActorAllusion that bus had to go over 50 miles an hour or else it would explode and not be an effective jump scare.]]
* "I believe Constantine's depiction of Hell to be the most accurate: [[TakeThat Mortal Kombat and Spawn level effects in a swirling misasma of hurricane winds.]]"
* This:
-->'''Angela''': How is this possible?!
-->'''Jeremy''': It's not.
* This bit:
-->'''Constantine''': Angels and demons can't cross over into our plane.
-->'''Jeremy''': Unfortunately, they did. And then we got [[TakeThat Inferno.]]
* At one point, Jeremy theorises that the movie is [[CanonWelding a sequel to The Devil's Advocate.]]
* Jeremy notes that the movie never shows Angela do any detective work and sums it up thusly:
-->'''Jeremy''': It'd be like if Columbo couldn't figure out who the murderer was, so he went home to take a bath.
* When Jeremy sins something Midnite did, he stops to [[WhoNamesTheirKidDude sin the name Midnite]] before continuing his sentence.
* When Chas is killed:
-->'''Jeremy''': Mammon does something to Shia LaBouf that most of Hollywood's directors and actors have thought of doing. [[TakeThat That's fine.]] But why not do this to Constantine instead?
* When Gabriel steps on Constantine's face:
-->'''Jeremy''': [[TakeThat Quentin Tarentino's Constantine!]]
* When the Devil playfully dangles Constantine's lighter in front of him:
-->'''Jeremy''': God damn. Lucifer is a [[Understatement MEGA DICK.]]

[[AC:''Joker'']]
* The title, which notes that it's being counted in [[SarcasmMode Not-Very-Controversial Minutes]].
* At the LogoJoke:
-->'''Jeremy''': A retro-style logo doesn't work if [[FailedASpotCheck you leave "WarnerMedia"]] in the byline.
* This bit:
-->'''Voice''': I'm not out that long to smell it. But I know it doesn't look good.
-->'''Jeremy''': [[TakeThat Wow, it's rare for a movie to give itself critical reviews at all, let alone so early!]]
* A sin is added for a billboard of a movie called "Strip Search", as Jeremy implies that he would much rather watch that movie instead.
* At the title card:
-->'''Jeremy''': DAMN, MOVIE. [[CompensatingforSomething The size of this title card makes you think you have a tiny penis.]] It's like Joker saw Captain America: Civil War and started a comic book movie giant text war.
* "If I had to walk up these steps every time to get home, I WOULD LITERALLY DIE."
** Jeremy then adds 10 sins for "[[TakeThat all the asshats that inconvience people on these steps"]].
* Immediately followed with:
-->'''Jeremy''': Also also, I wouldn't touch those damn handrails if you paid me 100 dollars.
* When Arthur mentions Thomas Wayne:
-->'''Jeremy''': [[SarcasmMode SUPER CASUAL Batman reference is SUPER CASUAL.]]
* "Arthur Fleck dreams about being friends with his favorite talk show host. [[RealDreamsareWeirder MY dreams are having my kidney stolen by ninja-cows.]]"
* At Arthur's bathroom:
-->'''Jeremy''': Hey, remember when we used to cover our toilet seats WITH CARPET?!
* "Joker Stalking. Jalking? Jokalking?!"
* This bit:
-->'''Bruce Wayne''': I'm Bruce.
-->'''Jeremy''': [[RecognitionFailure Bruce what? Bruce Almighty? Bruce Willis? BRUCE VILANCHE?!]]
* "[[TakeThat If this wasn't called Joker, would you have seen it?"]]
* Jeremy calls out the notion of Arthur managing to disguise himself as an usher, [[TheCameo having Chris come in to explain why it wouldn't work.]]
* When Arthur laughs madly after being rejected by Sophia:
-->'''Jeremy''': And now for five minutes of this. Because Oscar Bait movie gotta bait.
* This bit:
-->'''Jeremy''': [[ARareSentence Something I'd never thought I'd have to write: The Joker dances too much in this movie.]]
* At the famous stairway dance scene:
-->'''Jeremy''': This is the WEIRDEST Purge movie I've ever seen.
* This bit:
-->'''Joker''': Comedy is subjective, Murray!
-->'''Jeremy''': [[SelfDeprecation I have a bad feeling that he's talking about CinemaSins.]]
* This:
-->'''Joker''': Everyone yells and screams! NO ONE'S CIVIL ANYMORE!
-->'''Jeremy''': [[TakeThat Facebook.]]
* One of the most brutal comments to date:
-->'''Joker''': WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU TAKE A MENTALLY ABUSED LONER AND TREAT HIM LIKE TRASH?!
-->'''Jeremy''': [[TakeThat He becomes president?]]
* "[[ItWasHisSled What?! Bruce Wayne's parents are murdered?!]]"
* When The Joker poses at the riots:
-->'''Jeremy''': [[IncrediblyLamePun Jesus Christ Joker Car.]]
* One of the outtakes shows Arthur Fleck running into [[CanonWelding Heath Ledger's Joker in the cop car.]]
* Another outtake replaces the news broadcast with the video of the aliens from [[Film/Signs]].

[[AC:''Justice League: Dark'']]
* After the traditional DC Comics sin, we get:
-->'''Title Card''': WASHINGTON D.C.
-->'''Jeremy''': DC, the city. Look, it's a perfectly fine place but the brand DC taints everything with those initials! Direct current, AC/DC, disco cowboys and magicians from Vegas that made the Statue of Liberty disappear.
* At a shot of a dimly lit warehouse:
-->'''Jeremy''': Justice League: Saw!
* This bit:
-->'''Demon''': Yeah, not one bit! Eheheheheheh!
-->'''Jeremy''': Demon #3 here must have watched Karate Kid all the time and wanted to be the "get a body bag" guy of the DC Comics universe.
* Jeremy's hilarious retort to a threat:
-->'''Demon''': Your ass is grass, Constantine!
-->'''Other demon''': Yeah, and we're the lawnmower!
-->'''Jeremy''': [[AnalogyBackfire So, most of the time you sit in a shed unused and the rest of the time, keep him looking good by shedding the overgrown parts? What a weird thing to offer.]]
* This bit:
-->'''Bystander''': Zatanna and Batman? What the hell?!\\
'''Jeremy''': [[TakeThat Huh, they put in the actual pitch of this movie!]]
* Jeremy is left speechless at the literal toilet monster in the movie.
** Jeremy actually ends up removing a sin at Batman grunting in confusion over it, noting that he's feeling the same as the audience.
* This:
-->'''Death''': The single most powerful conduit of evil known throughout the world-\\
'''Jeremy''': [[TakeThat Auto-playing Youtube ads?]]
* "You know you don't have to use magic for literally everything, Constantine?! Coincidentally, "Wizard and asshole extraordinaire" is also what's on my business card. Actually, it's "Wizard and asshole extraordinaire, bitch!" because I love The Social Network...what was I saying now?"
* Jeremy gets so pissed off at the magic asspulls that he adds 50 sins.
* This:
-->'''Commissoner Gordon''': The Justice League are on their way...
-->'''Jeremy''': [[TakeThat 5 minutes until the credits? Yeah, that sounds about right.]]
* One of the outtakes:
-->'''Demon''': You'll pay for this, Constantine!
-->'''Other demon''': YOUR SOUL WILL BE OURS!
-->'''Deadite''': [[Film/EvilDead2 I'LL SWALLOW YOUR SOUL! I'LL SWALLOW YOUR SOUL!]]

[[AC:''Justice League: The Flashpoint Paradox'']]
* Jeremy continously refers to Captain Atom as "Canada-Man" throughout the video.

[[AC:''Superman'']]

[[AC:''Superman II'']]
* "[[SuperDickery Clark Kent is a super-dick.]]"
* Throughout the video, Jeremy is continuously wondering why nobody is caring about the fact that Zod and his henchmen killed two astronauts after they were freed.

[[AC:''Teen Titans GO! To The Movies'']]
* The first sin:
-->'''Jeremy''': [[RunningGag Teen Titans GO! to 48 seconds of logos.]]
* Jeremy still turns out to not like [[ContinuityNod Daffy Duck]]; when he appears in the WB Animation logo:
-->'''Jeremy''': [[TakeThat Crackhead.]]
* At a fart joke:
-->'''Jeremy''': Sometimes, when you go on too long with a gag, it becomes funnier. [[Beat]] [[TakeThat A sin is added.]]
* Jeremy is horrified at Raven's body design, theorizing that she "has a heart as big as a thumbtack" based on her size.
* This bit:
-->'''Robin''': It's always been a dream of mine to have my own movie!
-->'''Superman''': It's good to have dreams, I suppose.
-->'''Jeremy''': [[ActorAllusion You mean like dreams of playing Superman for 20 years, almost getting cast in a Tim Burton movie and then resign yourself to an animated spoof movie?]]
* This:
-->'''Reporter''': Supergirl, who are you wearing tonight?!
-->'''Supergirl''': Plastic Man!
-->'''Jeremy''': Well, [[CrossestheLineTwice at least she's using protection!]]
* When Robin breaks down crying at the movie premiere:
-->'''Jeremy''': [[IncrediblyLamePun Batman and Sobbin!]]
* Jeremy's reaction to the Lion King parody:
-->'''Jeremy''': [[TakeThat Still better than the remake we got.]]
* This:
-->'''Cyborg''': I think he's a cop! RUN!
-->'''Jeremy''': I Know What Teen Titans Did Last Summer.
* This bit:
-->'''Raven''': She's not just going to give you a movie! You have to take it.
-->'''Jeremy''': [[TakeThat That explains a lot about Shaquille O'Neal and the Steel movie.]]
* Jeremy sins Robin's song twice: once for reminding him of Superhero Movie and once for how terrible the actual song is.
* Jeremy gives '''70''' sins to a string of toilet humor jokes.
* This bit:
-->'''Jeremy''': The director said, [[RunningGag let's animate this beast kid eating an apple, it'll make him look like even more of an asshole then he actually is!]]
* This:
-->'''Jade''': I'm killing the Teen Titans movie!
-->'''Jeremy''': I'm pretty sure Mission Impossible Fallout took care of that.
* Jeremy's reaction to Slade's plan:
-->'''Jeremy''': Didn't Incredibles 2 have the EXACT SAME supervillain plot? What the f*ck was up with mind control in 2018 animated movies?!
* This:
-->'''Robin''': I'm going to Hollywood to set things right!
-->'''Jeremy''': Jay and Silent Rob Strike Back?
* The final sin:
-->'''Teen Titans!Robin''': Hello?! CAN ANYONE HEAR ME?!
-->'''Jeremy''': Movie sets up a Teen Titans vs Teen Titans GO! movie. [[TemptingFate I'm sure that the fans of both series will get along great.]]
* One of the outtakes:
-->'''Slade''': I am Slade!
-->'''Announcer''': [[Film/TheKentuckyFriedMovie IT'S BIG JIM SLADE!]]

[[AC:''V for Vendetta'']]
* He sees Evey in a schoolgirl outfit when she's sent [[HoneyTrap to seduce the]] PedophilePriest. Jeremy [[NotSoAboveItAll removes five sins for it]].
-->'''Priest''': I love the confessional game. "Tell me your sins."
-->'''Jeremy''': ''Film/AnywhereButHere. Film/WhereTheHeartIs''. The ''Star Wars'' prequels. ''Film/NoStringsAttached''. Those ''Thor'' movies...
** He does, however, point out how ''hilariously'' stupid it is that she managed to flee from the priest's apartment to Creator/StephenFry's apartment while wearing that highly conspicuous outfit.
* When the movie's climax hits, this LogicBomb gets dropped.
-->'''Jeremy''': So, in ''Film/BatmanBegins'' we wanted Batman to stop the train because Ra's Al Ghul wanted to blow up Wayne Enterprises and a corrupt Gotham. In this movie, we ''don't'' want the train to stop because V wants to blow up Parliament and a corrupt London. If Batman had shown up in this movie and told V, "You have to believe in the people of London," [[ProtagonistCenteredMorality would V be the bad guy]]? Chew on that, movie revisionists.

[[AC:''Watchmen'']]
* There is something inherently funny about the fact that Jeremy chose to watch the nearly three-hour long extended edition of the film.
* "Okay, let's run 'em down... [[ComicBook/BlackWidow black-haired Black Widow]], Pussy Wing Dude, [[ComicBook/CaptainAmerica Discount Cap]], Blind Squirrel, Old Man Paperwork, Cigar Bastard, Mrs. Cigar Bastard, and The Hangman. What a fearsome crew."
* Jeremy's frustration with having to deal with Doctor Manhattan's ass and penis.
-->'''Jeremy''': [[NakedOnArrival Giant blue ass will not prepare you for all the blue nudity you're about to consume in this movie.]]
** "[[SeenItAll Well, I've never seen more dick in a mainstream movie, that's for sure. Sure am familiar with this guy's dick by now. Isn't that fun? I think it's fun.]]"
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Disney Animated Canon films]]
[[AC:''Aladdin'']]
* At the beginning of the film:
-->'''The Peddler''': I come from a land from a faraway place-
-->'''Jeremy''': Narration that is sung?! WHAT FRESH HELL IS THIS?!
* This bit:
-->'''Jafar''': The Cave of Wonders!
-->'''Jeremy''': Funny you should say that, the Cave of Wonders was [[RunningGag the nickname for my college girlfrie-]]
* Jeremy's comments on Iago:
-->'''Jeremy''':[[ToothyBird A parrot with human teeth.]]
* This bit:
-->'''Aladdin''': You only get in trouble if you get caught!
-->'''Jeremy''': And sometimes not even that. [[TakeThat Just ask Alex Rodrigez!]]
* Jeremy's response to Jafar's ObviouslyEvil nature:
-->'''The Sultan''': Ah, Jafar! My most trusted and loyal companion!
-->'''Jeremy''': [[TakeThat Dick Cheney.]]
* Jeremy adds 20 sins for all the [[OffModel animation errors throughout the film.]]
* This:
-->'''Aladdin''': Do you trust me?
-->'''Jeremy''': Why the f*ck would she, bro?!
* "Abu is really a little bitch."
* Jeremy points out some interesting looking treasures in the Cave of Wonders, including a "golden chicken" and "The Stay-Puft Marshmellow Man" amongst others.
* When Jafar loses the lamp:
-->'''Jafar''': [[BigNo No! NOOOOOOOO!]]
-->'''Jeremy''': [[RunningGag No.]]
* This:
-->'''Jafar''': [[IncrediblyLamePun Oh, Iago! I love the way your foul/fowl little mind works!]]
-->'''Jeremy''': Hey! We'll do the obvious lame puns here, thank you very much!
* When Jafar tries hypnotising The Sultan into letting him marry Jasmine:
-->'''The Sultan''': But you're so...old!
-->'''Jeremy''': [[RunningGag That's racist.]]
* During ''Prince Ali'':
-->'''Chorus''': He's got servants and slaves and flunkies...
-->'''Jeremy''': Wait, what?!
* Jeremy's comments during ''A Whole New World'':
-->'''Jeremy''': This looks dangerous as sh*t.
* The movie's sentence? [[TakeThat Will Smith.]]

[[AC:''Beauty and the Beast'']]
* Jeremy announces that he is critiquing the "Special Edition" of this movie:
-->"What the hell was wrong with the original movie that made it not 'special' enough for me as a kid? I feel like my whole youth is in question here."
* In response to the Prince answering the door, revealing the beggar woman with the rose in a winter storm...
-->'''Jeremy:''' Okay, first of all, why is the Prince answering the castle door? I know for a fact that he has like 300 servants. *ding* Second, it's impressive that there's a stained-glass portrait of EVERY scene in this interaction with the old woman. *ding* Third, the background looks more like a thunderstorm than a snowstorm, so I'm immediately calling bulls*it on the old woman's story, and gotta agree with Prince Teen Wolf on this one. *ding*
* When the beggar woman is revealed as an enchantress who punishes the Prince by turning him into the Beast...
-->'''Jeremy:''' Damn! We know the Prince is an asshole, but after turning away this flower-peddling woman ONCE she f*cked him up AND his entire staff, potentially forever! The real moral of the story is, [[Film/SuicideSquad2016 unless you're]] Creator/JoelKinnaman, do NOT f*ck with an enchantress!
* Jeremy questions the terms of the spell via the enchanted rose, "which would bloom until [the Prince's] 21st year":
-->'''Narrator:''' If he could learn to love another, [...] then the spell would be broken.\\
'''Jeremy:''' He's gotta fall in love by the time he's 21?!?! Jesus, even by fairy tale standards that's pretty f*cking young. What if he wanted to backpack in Europe for a year, or volunteer with Greenpeace before settling down?\\
'''Narrator:''' If not, he would be doomed to remain a Beast for all time.\\
'''Jeremy:''' But it ALSO sounds like the enchantress made the Prince immortal, so... it's not THAT bad of a deal. With the way this chick goes around arbitrarily handing out punishments, it's pretty likely she ALSO did this to a princess, so at some point they would probably end up finding each other and living together forever as two pretty compatible, immortal beasts, especially after Tinder is invented.
* At one point, Jeremy defends the Beast for becoming the way he is with this:
-->'''Jeremy:''' I'm not saying that excuses [the Beast] for being a kidnapping temper case, but he clearly had few positive role models in his life. Just a horny candle, a clock who won't disagree with him, and a teapot who ignores 19 of her 20 children.
* In response to Gaston's DisneyVillainDeath:
--> '''Jeremy:''' (to the tune of ''[[VillainSong Gaston]]'') No... one... lies like Gaston, no one dies like Gaston, can exemplify boneheaded [[SubvertedRhymeEveryOccasion dicks]] like Gaston. *ding*
* This line:
-->"Man, you do not want to be on the receiving end of a Lumiere climax after he's been pent up for ten years."
* In one of the stingers, the bit where Cogsworth mentions the tapestries of the castle is dubbed over by a certain quote from Film/IndianaJonesAndTheLastCrusade.

[[AC:''Big Hero 6'']]
* "DPIX Comics."
* All the jokes about how ''[=BH6=]'' is (unintentionally or not) stealing from other movies.
* "Well, at least [[WesternAnimation/TheLegoMovie one animated film with a 'good cop, bad cop' character]] got nominated for an Oscar."
* "Jesus, can we wait until we get home for this lecture?" The funny part is that Jeremy sins this without further quotation.
* At one point, Jeremy asks who started the fire that killed Tadashi, then promptly says that the Music/BillyJoel music can be cued while we figure this out. [[WeDidntStartTheBillyJoelParodies "We Didn't Start the Fire"]] promptly plays in the background. After thinking that Callaghan did because he knew that the microbots would protect him as he birthed his revenge scheme, he then says, "You gotta have faith, so you can cue Music/GeorgeMichael now." Michael's "Faith" plays immediately from there.

[[AC:''Bolt'']]
* Jeremy loses it at the opening logos:
-->'''Jeremy:''' We get it, you're Disney. You must be so proud spending 48 seconds to tell us that!
* At the beginning of the movie:
-->'''Title Card:''' 5 YEARS LATER...
-->'''Jeremy:''' Meanwhile, in [[Film/AvengersEndgame Avengers: Endgame]]
* Jeremy immediately points out that the show-within-a-show is little more than a ripoff of Inspector Gadget.
* Jeremy also spends some time wondering how they manage to film Bolt the show with its impossible camera angles.
* When Bolt leaps across a highway:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Crazy how this scene is less improbable that [[TakeThat Dom saving Letty like this in Fast & Furious 6.]]
* This bit:
-->'''Penny:''' You know I have to go...
-->'''Jeremy:''' Oh hey, I know her! [[RecognitionFailure She's played by the daughter of the country singer from the Old Town Road video! Gene from Mulholland Drive? That's HIS daughter! Cool!]]
* This:
-->'''Bolt:''' What do you hairballs want?
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[IncrediblyLamePun John Trabolta.]]
* At a shot of the villain in the show:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Man, this movie is [[Film/YouOnlyLiveTwice Blofelding]] so hard, I think my own feld got blown. [[ThatCameOutWrong Wait...]]
* Jeremy's summary of the plot:
-->'''Jeremy:''' This is like if Buzz Lightyear was on Film/TheTrumanShow.
* At a shot of product placement:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Did U-Haul pay for this product placement? [[SarcasmMode There's nothing kids like more than dependable moving services.]]
* "[[{{Irony}} Bolt being thwarted by a bolt.]]"
* This bit:
-->'''Mittens:''' You're from a TV show. It's entertainment for people. IT'S FAKE!
-->'''Jeremy:''' Haha, Mittens wants us to believe that TV is fake. [[TakeThat What about Jersey Shore or Dancing With The Stars or Desperate Housewives or Last Man Standing? Hey, wait...]]
* "As I watch Rhino leave his plastic bubble for the first time, it makes me wonder if [[Film/TheBoyInThePlasticBubble Travolta should have played this part as well.]]"
* At a shot of the trio in Las Vegas:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Nice shot but there's no way they'd watch these fountains in peace. [[RealityEnsues There'd be at least one solicitor giving them a card with hooker's phone numbers on it.]]
* This:
-->'''Mittens:''' Bolt's gone.
-->'''Rhino:''' He...he left?!
-->'''Jeremy:''' The fact that they didn't take the opportunity to say "Bolt bolted" is both a disappointment and a sin.
* One of the most biting lines yet:
-->'''Penny's mother:''' You're OK...you're going to be OK....
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[StageMom You're my meal ticket, after all.]]
* Jeremy adds 5 sins for the Miley Cyrus and John Travolta duet over the end credits.
* One of the outtakes plays a clip from ''Film/{{Rubber}}'' of all movies over a shot of a rolling tire.
* Another surprise outtake:
-->'''Mittens:''' Next week, all your food belongs to me.
-->'''CATS:''' ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US.
* Another outtake plays a clip of Zelda from Poltergeist over the guard of the dog pound (who looks disturbingly similar to her).

[[AC:''Cinderella'']]
* The countless jokes about how the mice subplot takes up too much of the film.
** "Story of Cinderella becomes a WesternAnimation/TomAndJerry cartoon."
** "It's hard to believe that an hour and fourteen minute movie had so little story that it needed THIS much mouse plot!!"
** "This movie should just be called ''Mice''."
** "I would have removed all the sins from this movie, plus any remaining ones left in the feature, if the needle had stabbed this mouse in the head."
** "If you cut out all the mouse footage of this movie, you'd literally be left with a fourteen-minute short film."
** [As Gus spills the corn he's finally managed to gather] "What a DUMBASS."
* One of the stingers is overlaying "Baby Got Back" over the stepsisters' poofy-skirt dresses as they leave to go to the ball.
** "Apparently, even in whatever castle-era this is, dudes' anacondas didn't want none unless they had buns, hon."
* "Clockblock!"
* From the scene when the mice are sewing Cinderella's dress:
-->'''Perla''': "Leave the sewing to the women."
-->'''Jeremy''': "She said it, I didn't."

[[AC:''Dumbo'']]
* Jeremy sins a drawing of circus animals on a title card "for indirectly [[TakeThat inspiring the main characters of Madagascar.]]"
* This:
-->'''Narrator''': Through the snow and the sleet-
-->'''Jeremy''': "God, this movie's old as f*ck"-eration.
* During a shot of the storks dropping the babies over Florida, Jeremy gives a sin while talking like an old timey newsman.
* At a shot of an elephant being fitting in a circus train:
-->'''Jeremy''': [[CrossestheLineTwice Tokyo subways.]]
* Jeremy is dumbfounded at Casey Jr somehow getting its own song.
** Later on, Jeremy notes that Casey Jr's size is somehow "a hundred miles long and travels at 120,000 miles per hour. Casey Jr is a f*cking beast, man."
* When the Ringmaster tries to whip Mrs. Jumbo:
-->'''Jeremy''': [[CallBack P.T. Barnum.]]
* This bit:
-->'''Timothy''': You know, lots of people with big ears are famous!
-->'''Jeremy''': Name names, movie.
* This:
-->'''The Ringmaster''': AND NOW! COMES THE CLIIIIIIIMAX!
-->'''Jeremy''': [[HehHehYouSaidX Tee-hee.]]
** Later on in the video:
--->'''Timothy''': Suddenly, from the sidelines, comes your climax!
--->'''Jeremy''': [[CallBack Tee-hee.]]
*** He then points out that the word "climax" held a 9-7 lead over ''the'' during the scenes shown. He also wonders if Timothy made the ringmaster orgasm when giving him the BedtimeBrainwashing.
* When the circus tent collapses after the failing stunt:
-->'''Jeremy''': No person or animal dies from this.
* Jeremy declares the circus elephants to be the most despicable Disney villains ever, "even worse than [[AlternateCharacterInterpretation Lilo & Stitch]]."
* During [[TearJerker Baby Mine]]:
--->'''Jeremy'''(sounding like he's legit in tears): I'm not crying about a non-existent elephant, ''[[NoYou you're]]'' crying about a non-existent elephant! [[Awesome/CinemaSinsAbsolved *sin removed*]]
* At a shot of a hyena sleeping with three cubs:
-->'''Jeremy''': [[CanonWelding Later in life, these three would eventually find their way back to Africa where they help Scar defeat Mufasa!]]
* Jeremy spends much of the [[NightmareFuel Pink Elephants on Parade sequence]] freaking out. At one point, he is left speechless over the weirdness of it and resorts to saying simply:
-->'''Jeremy''': WHAT. THE. F*CK.
** Prior to this, he states:
--->'''Jeremy''': Sh*ts about to get ''weird'', yo. Apparently, [[WhatDoYouMeanItWasntMadeOnDrugs some of the drugs from the '60s]] took a road trip to the '40s just to write [[DisneyAcidSequence just to write the next 5 minutes of this movie]].
* One of the outtakes replaces the audio of the clown's fire stunt with [[CrossesTheLineTwice Backdraft.]]
* Another outtake, when Dumbo soars in the circus tent:
-->'''Woody''': [[WesternAnimation/ToyStory That wasn't flying, that was falling with style!]]

[[AC:''The Emperor's New Groove'']]
* Jeremy starts the video in shock that the Walt Disney Pictures production logo used to be only 19 seconds long and sins it for "their current 30 second plus monstrosity".
* 5 sins are added to David Spade's narration for a NoodleIncident:
-->'''Jeremy''': I can't get into the details but it was in January 2002 and involved a bowling ball and 5 pounds of ground beef.
* [[{{Understatement}} "Kuzco is a dick."]]
* This:
-->'''Guard''': I'm sorry but you've thrown off the emperor's groove.
-->'''Jeremy''': Eh, that's close enough. [[RunningGag Let's roll some credits.]]
* This bit:
-->'''Old man''': Beware the groove!
-->'''Jeremy''': That might be difficult because Dee-Lite told me that [[WaxingLyrical it's in the heart.]]
* Jeremy's shock over the movie being only 78 minutes long:
-->'''Jeremy''': You extended a short film into a feature, you dicks!
* This:
-->'''Kuzco''': Boy, I am one hungry king of the world!
-->'''Jeremy''': [[TakeThat What James Cameron says everytime he sits down to eat!]]
* This bit:
-->'''Kuzco''': Guess where I am right now?
-->'''Jeremy''': In a recording studio in Burbank, still relying on narration for your narrative structure?
* At the shoulder devil scene, Jeremy remarks that "[[RunningGag Amazingly, Kronk would be excellent at CinemaSins.]]
* This:
-->'''Kuzco''': Hit the road, Bucky!
-->'''Jeremy''': [[TakeThat Something I yell at the screen during the MCU makes it into the movie.]]
* This bit:
-->'''Pacha''': Come on, wake up!
-->'''Jeremy''': [[RunningGag Discount CPR.]]
* Jeremy repeatingly refers to Pacha as "furless [[ActorAllusion Sully]]" throughout the video.
* This:
-->'''Jeremy''': If you told me that this movie would have ended with ripping off Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, I'd have thought it was a Disney movie. [[ShapedLikeItself Wait...]]

[[AC:''Frozen'']]
* The chocolate gag.
-->'''Anna:''' ♫I want to stuff some chocolate in my face♫
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[HaHaHaNo Haha, you women and your chocolate.]]
** It comes back later on, during the ball scene:
-->'''Anna and Elsa:''' Chocolate...!
-->'''Jeremy:''' Haha, you women and-''*ding*''
* ''Adventures in Audio -- Frozen'', proving that you can make almost any scene dirty with some well-timed bleeps.
* "This movie is like a family-friendly version of ''Film/TheGrey''. Too bad Creator/LiamNeeson isn't here to beat someone to death over a f**king billfold."
* Jeremy calls BS on Kristoff clinging to the edge of a snow-covered cliff and trying to climb up over it while wearing gloves:
-->"Even when you're a cartoon, you should be dead. [...] At the very least, do like [[WesternAnimation/LooneyTunes Wile E. Coyote]] and crash into the bottom of the canyon with a satisfying poof."
* [[RunningGag Jeremy continuously calls out Arendelle's lack of security.]] It starts out with Anna leaving the palace alone on the day of Elsa's coronation...
-->"This is a princess, right? Heir to the f*cking throne?! Not one person guarding her, or ... keeping an eye on her? This kingdom is run by f*cking idiots!"
** Then, when Anna leaves the castle alone to search for Elsa, leaving Hans in charge in her absence...
--->"With a kingdom that plays things this loosey-goosey, you'd think some other kingdom would have long ago taken over this place. It's not like anyone's actually in charge of anything here."
** Then, when Hans goes off to search for Anna and asks for volunteers to help him...
--->"But who are ''you'' going to leave in charge of Arendelle?"
** A variation on this occurs near the end, after Hans] is defeated and the guards all cheer...
--->"These assholes had no idea Hans had turned evil. That all happened down at the ice lake, in the middle of the blizzard they couldn't see through... but hey, the princess just punched a dude, so, yuk it up everyone!"
* When Elsa finishes singing "Let It Go"...
-->'''Jeremy:''' So... is she empowered now? Or is she the villain now?
* Another song-based one:
-->'''Anna:''' ♫ Arendelle's in deep, deep, deep, deep... snow... ♫\\
'''Jeremy:''' Now that's just musical cheating!
* When the Grand Pabbie troll says that "only an act of true love can thaw a frozen heart", Jeremy's response is a sarcastic "OH MY GOD!"
* When Hans leaves Anna to freeze to death...
-->'''Anna:''' You won't get away with this.\\
'''Hans:''' Oh, I already have.\\
'''Jeremy:''' <sigh>
* The moment when Anna saves Elsa's life...
-->'''Elsa:''' You sacrificed yourself for me?\\
'''Anna:''' I love you.\\
'''Jeremy:''' If [[Theatre/{{Rent}} Maureen Johnson]] is suggesting to Series/VeronicaMars what I think she is... [[RunningGag then that beats my fan fiction and rough sketches.]]
* At the end, Jeremy thinks that this movie and ''WesternAnimation/{{Tangled}}'' started out as the exact same script, since both movies have "an island kingdom, a long-unseen princess locked away, horse/reindeer playfulness, [and a] wild-scoundrel love interest".
* Several moments in the post-review stinger:
** As the trolls sing "Fixer Upper", the theme from ''Series/FraggleRock'' is heard instead.
** During Elsa singing "Let it go"...
-->'''Elsa:''' ♫ Let it go --♫\\
'''Franchise/IndianaJones:''' [[Film/IndianaJonesAndTheLastCrusade Elsa...]]\\
'''Elsa:''' ♫ Let it go --♫\\
'''Indiana Jones:''' Elsa!
** During the scene with the shipwreck that killed the parents:
-->''"[[Series/{{Seinfeld}} The sea was angry that day, my friends. Like an old man trying to return soup at a deli.]]"''

[[AC:''Frozen 2'']]
* The title of the video notes that it's being listed in [[TakeThat Delayed Sequel Minutes]].
* The opening sin:
-->'''Jeremy:''' 48 seconds for 2 logos, both of which tell you that its made by Disney, in case you thought this was a Pixar film. [[GilliganCut Cut to a picture of Luxo Jr.]] "Nobody was talking to you, Luxo Jr! GET BACK IN YOUR CAGE!" *Luxo Jr flies across the screen*
* Jeremy [[ContinuityNod sins the size of Elsa and Anna's bedroom yet again.]]
* When Elsa accidentally sets off her ice powers, Jeremy wonders if this happens everytime she's startled. [[AllMenArePerverts He then ponders a scenario where Elsa gets distracted by Anna while watching porn and sets off her ice powers.]]
* This:
-->'''Olaf:''' I wish this could last forever! But alas, change mocks us with her beauty.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Emo-laf.
* Jeremy points out [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything Kristoff holding Olaf in a disturbing position]]:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Kristoff is such an immature bastard. I mean, using Olaf as a cock prop in front of his girlfriend...will he ever learn?!
* At the opening song:
-->'''Jeremy:''' HOLY SH*T! We went from love never changing despite the seasons to some kind pledge of allegience flag worshipping bullsh*t?! Is it too early to hate this movie?
* When Elsa does tricks with her ice for kids:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Arendelle literally treats their queen like a birthday clown.
* At the first OneWomanWail:
-->'''Jeremy:''' F*ck, this is going to happen a lot, isn't it?
* During Into The Unknown:
-->'''Elsa:''' I've had my adventure, I don't need something new!
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat I guess that phrase is engraved around Disney's headquarters!]]
* When Elsa belts during Into The Unknown:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Do you think Arendelle is cool with having a queen who scream sings this late into the night? F*ck with everyone's sleepy time RIGHT UP, Elsa!
* This bit:
-->'''Elsa:''' I sang a song and woke up the elemental spirits.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[SpaceWhaleAesop That's right, kids! The power of singing a song from your imagination can awake elemental spirits. Let that be a lesson to all of us that singing is forbidden.]]
* At one point, Jeremy refers to Elsa as [[MemeticMutation Adele Dazeem.]]
* This bit:
-->'''Anna:''' I won't let anything happen to her!
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag Unkeepable promises.]]
* This:
-->'''Anna:''' Well, they're both asleep. So...what do you want to do?
-->'''Jeremy:''' I'd remove all sins and retire right now if Anna and Kristoff had hardcore sex right now.
* At a shot of a row of teeth in darkness:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[CanonWelding Good to see Gmork is still terrorising children.]]
** Jeremy also considers removing a sin for this being legitimately scary but decides against it when [[TheScrappy Olaf]] doesn't get eaten.
* This bit:
-->'''Jeremy:''' So it turns out the fire spirit is a cute lizard! [[SarcasmMode Animation has gotten so good these days, you can't even see the strings of the merchandising department during these scenes!]]
* This:
-->'''Honeymaren:''' There is a fifth spirit...
-->'''Jeremy:''' We meant to say "element", but that's owned by Sony and this is totally not a ripoff of that at all!
* This bit:
-->'''Olaf:''' And that's why we don't play with fire!
-->'''Jeremy:''' This has been your Olaf PSA. And now we know. Be sure to pick up your Frozen Fire Extinguisher outside in the lobby.
* At "Lost In The Woods":
-->'''Jeremy:''' Really, there's a lot of things I could say about this song but I think the best one would be "movie has time for this".
* When Elsa arrives in Ahtohallan:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Ahtohallan is Norwegian for "Fortress of Solitude".
* This bit:
-->'''Olaf:''' I'm wasting away...
-->'''Jeremy:''' Man, Disney can't let the Infinity War snap go, huh? I'm sure Olaf's disappearance will have just as much effect as the ones from the MCU...[[TakeThat NONE.]]
* This bit:
-->'''Anna:''' This is all King Ruinan's fault! He betrayed everyone!
-->'''Mattias:''' How do you know this?
-->'''Jeremy:''' My sister gave her life for the truth!
-->'''Jeremy:''' Ohhhhhhh. OK. We'll blow up the dam.
* When the flood waters are about to destroy Arandelle, Jeremy starts [[RootingForTheEmpire cheering]]. When Elsa saves the day, Jeremy lets out a tiny "Aw."
* This:
-->'''Elsa:''' I'm the fifth spirit.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Ice is the fifth spirit?! F*CKING ICE?! That's totally different than water! Earth, Wind, Fire, Water and ICE! Ice: the great equalizer!
* Jeremy sins every question he has about Elsa and Anna's mother rapid fire style, adding 12 sins.

[[AC:''The Jungle Book'']]
* The film's production manager is named Don Duckwall, prompting Jeremy to wonder if, [[WesternAnimation/DonaldDuck with a name like that, he had no choice but to work at Disney]].
* At the appearance of baby Mowgli:
-->'''Jeremy:''' So... basically... Moses without the "mom dropping him off" portion of the story?
* "Does Raksha think she is going to nurse this human baby? I'd like to see how that works -- actually, I take that back."
* This...
-->'''Bagheera:''' ''(to Mowgli)'' Shere Khan has returned to this part of the jungle, and he has sworn to kill you.\\
'''Jeremy:''' He has? He's sworn to kill a man-cub he doesn't even yet know exists?
* "[Mowgli]'s been getting regular haircuts. With bangs!"
* When Kaa shows up, voiced by Sterling Holloway, there's this:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Disney's then-propensity to re-use voice actors led to so much childhood confusion. Like, why is Franchise/WinnieThePooh evil now?
* The final sentence for the movie is "trampled by elephants", while [[WesternAnimation/{{Dumbo}} "Pink Elephants on Parade"]] plays in the background.
** The "Pink Elephants" song carries over into the set of stingers, the first of which is a shot of Colonel Hathi's parade.

[[AC:''Lilo & Stitch'']]
* At the beginning of the movie:
-->'''Text''': Galactic Federation Headquarters: Planet Turo
-->'''Jeremy''': [[RunningGag In case you confused it with Galactic Federation Headquarters on Planet Zenzion.]]
* This bit:
-->'''Jumba''': Creating something?! But that would be highly unethical!
-->'''Jeremy''': [[TakeThat At least we know why Disney's been so heavy with]] [[Film/DisneyLiveActionRemakes the remakes.]]
* Jeremy demands a spin-off on one of the background aliens that resembles "a side-eyed teddy bear" and gives him the name "Mr. Pookie Mcfuffintuff".
* At one point, Jeremy refers to Stitch's impossible prison escape as "an inside job".
* This:
-->'''Gantu''': HE'S HEADING FOR THE POWER (power goes out) grid...
-->'''Jeremy''': Why do space station designers always put the security grid next to the power design? Rookie mistake.
* Jeremy mentions that the alien glyphs "is the language of cats that walk on keyboards".
* During the title screen of Lilo swimming in the ocean:
-->'''Jeremy''': Music/{{Nirvana}} [[Music/{{Nevermind}} did it]] [[CrossesTheLineTwice better.]]
* At the hula dance:
-->'''Jeremy''': [[CanonWelding This would have never happened if he just cast Moana instead.]]
* An unexpected reference occurs as Jeremy refers to Mertle as a "Discount WesternAnimation/PepperAnn."
* Jeremy notes that, although the movie wants us to feel sympathy for them, Nani is [[AlternateCharacterInterpretation a terrible parental figure]] and Lilo is a [[AlternateCharacterInterpretation "six-year old psychopath."]]
** Nani's lack of parenting skills becomes a RunningGag throughout the video to the extent that the sentence is "Placed into Nani's Care", complete with [[Film/ThereWillBeBlood "I've abandoned]] [[CrossesTheLineTwice my child!"]]
* This:
-->'''Lilo''': This is your badness level.
-->'''Jeremy''': [[ARareSentence Coloring book shaming.]]
* This bit:
-->'''Nani''': The manager was a vampire and he wanted me to join his legion of the undead.
-->'''Jeremy''': [[TakeThat I'd almost rather watch that movie but I'm pretty sure that's the plot of]] WesternAnimation/{{Hotel Transylvania 3|Summer Vacation}}.
* "[[RunningGag The Golden Gate Bridge]] [[SuddenlyShouting EVEN WHEN IT'S A F*CKING MODEL]] [[RunningGag is in danger cliche.]]"
* At a shot of Lilo, Nani and Stitch surfing:
-->'''Jeremy''': [[SarcasmMode And so, Nani's job hunt continues but she just doesn't seem to be having any luck!]]
* This, if only for Jeremy's complete dead-inside tone:
-->'''Jeremy''': Oh, look, they're Home Alone-ing him. Yay.
* This:
-->'''Grand Councilwoman''': I hereby declare this family to be under the protection of the Galactic Federation!
-->'''Jeremy''': [[MemeticMutation Seems legit.]]
* One of the outtakes show some dolphins from the opening credits, only for the scene to be paused with an announcer saying [[Film/TheHitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy "So long, and thanks for all the fish".]]

[[AC:''The Lion King'']]
* The video description acknowledging the viewer's [[SacredCow expected]] OhNoYouDidnt [[SacredCow response]].
* Jeremy theorizes that Timon murdered a family of four to be living in exile with Pumbaa.
* Timon eats a bug:
-->'''Jeremy''': [[TakeThat How]] ''WesternAnimation/ABugsLife'' [[WebAnimation/HowItShouldHaveEnded Should Have Ended.]]
* "Sentence: Dethroned" ([[Series/GameofThrones The Rains of Castamere plays]])
* The "Nants Ingonyama" stinger gag coming full circle by showing the famous sunrise, yet with the sound replaced with [[Film/GoodMorningVietnam "GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD MORNING VIETNAM!"]]

[[AC:''Moana'']]
* In the opening, after Maui swipes the heart of Te Fiti...
-->'''Tala:''' Maui tried to escape, but was confronted by another who sought the heart...\\
'''Jeremy:''' ''(singing to "You're Welcome")'' What can I say, it's ex-position!!
* This:
-->'''Tala:''' ''(addressing the children, including young Moana)'' ...until every one of us is devoured by the bloodthirsty jaws of ''[[LargeHam INESCAPABLE DEATH!!!]]''\\
''(all the children, except Moana, react in terror)''\\
'''Jeremy:''' Annnd that's how grandma got fired as the daycare teacher.
* Jeremy compares Tui's [[OverprotectiveDad overprotection]] of Moana to [[WesternAnimation/FindingNemo Marlin's overprotection of Nemo]] and criticizes this movie for trying to sneak such a recycled cliche past him.
* Throughout the video, Jeremy removes a sin for every time Heihei the chicken, voiced by Creator/AlanTudyk, appears.
* Jeremy calls out the movie for false-starting Moana's seagoing adventure that is going to happen anyway and remarks, [[NoodleIncident "Jesus, it's my wedding night all over again."]]
* This, as Maui intendeds to eat Heihei:
-->'''Maui:''' I'm going to love you - in ma belly.\\
'''Jeremy:''' Sorry, movie, but "in ma belly" is a registered trademark owned by Creator/MikeMyers via the character [[Film/AustinPowers Fat Bastard]]. (feigning [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons a Scottish accent]]) YouWannaGetSued
* Jeremy describes the ocean that helps Moana at every turn as "an ex-machina, fate, God, love, and irony... all rolled into one giant cop out."

[[AC:''Mulan'']]
* At the opening logo:
-->'''Jeremy''': A Disney logo that gets in and out in 13 seconds?! It's hard to believe it ever existed! The sin is for how hard it is to remember, by the way.
* Jeremy thinks that the ink drawings in the opening credits are Rorschach tests and happily claims to see a poodle in them.
* When the beacons throughout China are lit:
-->'''Jeremy''': Movie rips off the LOTR movies before they were even made. I guess they technically ripped off the LOTR books...
* At the first appearance of Shan Yu:
-->'''Jeremy''': [[ClicheStorm In case the glowing yellow eyes, dark hood and asshole bird confused you, this guy HAS FANGS.]]
* At a rooster crowing:
-->'''Jeremy''': [[HehHehYouSaidX Cocks.]]
* Like the sins video for Mary Poppins, Jeremy cracks up at Khan's size, culminating in:
-->'''Jeremy''': This horse is THICC with a capital DAMN.
* This bit:
-->'''Grandma''': An apple for serenity...
-->'''Jeremy''': [[RunningGag More like SIN-renity!]]
* At a shot of Shan Yu's eagle:
-->'''Jeremy''': This eagle isn't saving all the heroes right now.
* During the Huns riding off:
-->'''Jeremy''': [[WesternAnimation/TheNightmareBeforeChristmas This is Halloween, this is Halloween...]]
* This:
-->'''Mushu''': If the army finds out you're a girl, THE PENALTY IS DEATH!
-->'''Jeremy''': [[RunningGag That's racist.]]
* This bit:
-->'''General Li''': I will take the troops up to the Tung Shao pass and stop Shan Yu from reaching the village.
-->'''Jeremy''': [[ForegoneConclusion He will not.]]
* Jeremy sins almost every other line of "I'll Make a Man Out of You".
* This:
-->'''Mulan''': I never want to see another naked man again!
-->'''Jeremy''': [[RunningGag This is what my college girlfriend said to me after our first time but she was being sarcastic...right?!]]
* When Mushu dodges the flaming arrows:
-->'''Jeremy''': These are the most Stormtrooper arrows ever...Mushu is a GOD!
* This bit:
-->'''Jeremy''': Well, the Huns have the high ground. So hopefully, you [[TemptingFate just peace out and live to fight another day like Anakin did.]]
* When Mulan is in the snow, trying to survive:
-->'''Jeremy''': [[JustEatGilligan Just eat the horse, yo! Or at least the dragon!]]
* This bit:
-->'''Mulan''': When I looked in the mirror, I wanted to see someone worthwhile.
-->'''Jeremy''': Well, no one gets to do that. Except [[TakeThat Joel Osteen.]]
* When Shan Yu is revealed to be alive in the avalanche:
-->'''Jeremy''': [[NoOneCouldSurviveThat Some f*cking bullsh*t!]]
* This:
-->'''Mushu''': Did you see that?! Those Huns popped out of the ground like daisies!
-->'''Jeremy''': [[RunningGag Mushu would be fabulous at Cinemasins!]]
* This bit:
-->'''Servant''': Make way for the Emperor of China!
-->'''Jeremy''': [[WesternAnimation/Aladdin Make way...for Prince Ali...]]
* This bit:
-->'''Jeremy''': The Huns drag the Emperor into the throne room instead of...[[StatingTheSimpleSolution killing him.]]
* This:
-->'''Jeremy''': Mulan has disarmed the villain and a knife to his chest but turns to a haphazard dragon to blast him with a firework. Slice the man open! Be a f*cking man about it. Am I doing this right?
* This bit:
-->'''Mushu''': You are a lucky bug.
-->'''Jeremy''': Oh, eat my balls.
[[AC:''Pocahontas'']]
* This part with Grandmother Willow.
-->'''Grandmother Willow''': Your mother asked me the very same question.
-->'''Pocahontas''': What did you tell her?
-->'''Grandmother Willow''': To listen...
-->'''Jeremy''': Then she died.

[[AC:''The Princess and The Frog'']]
* Jeremy loses it when the opening musical number begins ''before the opening logos.''
* When Charlotte presses her cat against Tiana:
-->'''Jeremy''': [[AddedAlliterativeAppeal Female's flippant feline flinging far from funny, in fact, feels flagrantly foul.]]
* This bit:
-->'''James''': This is the best gumbo I've ever tasted!
-->'''Jeremy''': [[TakeThat We now return you to Ratatouille, already in progress!]]
* Jeremy refers to ''Down in New Orleans'' as "The most Randy Newmanest song to ever Randy Newman itself".
* Jeremy turns out to not be a big fan of [[TheScrappy Charlotte]]:
-->'''Jeremy''': Either Charlotte goes or I do. Are we sure those beignets aren't stuffed with cocaine?
** Later, he has the same reaction to [[TheScrappy Ray the firefly]]:
-->'''Ray:''' I just got my big glowing butt! Yeah, that's right!
-->'''Jeremy:''' Oh bother. They dragged poor Jim Cummings into this, didn't they?
* Jeremy's comments on the musical numbers:
-->'''Jeremy''': The music in this movie really forgets how to music. What's the opposite of an earworm? Because that's this movie in a nutshell.
* This:
-->'''Jeremy''': Laurence turns out to be one of the bad guys. But maybe that's because [[AlternateCharacterInterpretation he was belittled on by literally everyone at the beginning of this movie!]]
* This bit:
-->'''Dr. Faciliter''': [[DisneyAcidSequence I hope you're satisfied...]]
-->'''Jeremy''': If this is the results of the drugs I took a half hour ago, then no, I'm not satisfied. I'd like my money back.
* This:
-->'''Charlotte''': Travis, when a lady says "later", she really means "not ever"!
-->'''Jeremy''': [[TakeThat Well then, I guess I'll enjoy this movie "later".]]
* Jeremy is floored that the sight of two small frogs is enough to throw the costume party into chaos:
-->'''Jeremy''': This is the bayou. Those sh*ts are everywhere!
* This:
-->'''Tiana''': It's voodoo!
-->'''Jeremy''': [[WaxingLyrical Who do? You do. Do what? Remind me of the babe!]]
* During Louis's song, Jeremy abruptly cuts it off with:
-->'''Jeremy''' [[TakeThat SKIP-A-Dee-Doo-Dah! Skip-A-Dee-Day...]]
* This:
-->'''Ray:''' First rule of the bayou: never take directions from a gator.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag Wow. That's TOTALLY racist.]]
* When Mama Odie first appears:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag Deus Ex MamaOdieca.]]
* At the voodoo dolls coming to life and attacking Dr. Faciliter:
-->'''Jeremy:''' I feel the NightmareFuel in this movie doesn't get talked about enough.
* One of the outtakes plays [[Film/TheMuppetMovie “Rainbow Connection”]] over frog Naveen playing a makeshift guitar.

[[AC:''Ralph Breaks The Internet'']]
* When Vanellope and Ralph are at Tapper's:
-->'''Jeremy''': Let's [[IncrediblyLamePun distill]] the movie's myth about Tapper. That dude sold alcohol beverages to [[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer bikers, cowboys, punk rockers and aliens.]] The fact that he sells [[FrothyMugsOfWater root beer]] is a lie. It probably pisses off the older video gamer characters who can't get the good stuff.
* Jeremy remarks for some time on how different generations of video game characters can enter other games without breaking their code, culminating in:
-->'''Jeremy''': [[SophisticatedasHell That sh*t's weird, yo.]]
* This bit:
-->'''Vanellope''': That's a plug-in alert!
-->'''Jeremy''': This is what I used to tell my college roommate on the event I was going to have coitus in the dorm room that night.
* This:
-->'''Gamer''': Choose the glitch girl! I love her!
-->'''Jeremy''': Glitch stans? There are glitch stans in this universe?!
* When the Sugar Rush wheel breaks:
-->'''Litwik''': That's more than this game makes in a year!
-->'''Jeremy''': [[SarcasmMode Have you tried putting Q-Bert characters into it?]]
* When Ralph and Vanellope travel into the internet:
-->'''Jeremy''': This ''looks'' fast but is actually very slow from a data standpoint. So I'm assuming Litwik's internet service provider is [[TakeThat Comcast]].
** The movie's sentence is [[BrickJoke also Comcast, complete with audio from the South Park episode mocking them.]]
* "You know your movie's in trouble when it looks like the Emoji Movie."
* Some of Jeremy's most biting sarcasm yet:
-->'''Jeremy''': Aw, isn't that cute. Twitter is being depicted as a place where cute birds share cat photos and not a bloodbath/birdbath/birdblood of racism, stupidity, trolling, stupidity and [[BreadEggsBreadedEggs racepidity.]]
* Jeremy's comments on the movie:
-->'''Jeremy''': I loved you, Wreck-it Ralph! [[MemeticMutation YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE! NOW SPIDER-MAN: INTO THE SPIDER-VERSE HAS THE HIGH GROUND!]]
* When a gamer throws their controller at the screen:
-->'''Jeremy''': Chris wanted me to tell you all that this screen would have definitely cracked, thanks to the [[CallBack wallet incident.]]
* This sin, if only for the sheer amount of rage in Jeremy's voice:
-->'''Racer''': You mess with the bull, YOU GET THE HORNS!
-->'''Jeremy''': [[TakeThat The Ralph and The Furious.]]
* This:
-->'''Shank''': Give him the Blow and Go.
-->'''Jeremy''': I just want to say, this is NOT what you'll find if you look-up "Blow and Go."
* Jeremy loses it at the introduction of [[BlandNameProduct BuzzTube]], especially when ''[=YouTube=] already exists in the movie's world''.
* Jeremy's reaction to [[BlandNameProduct BuzzTube]] in general:
-->'''Jeremy''': It's like Disney specifically asked me what I didn't want in a movie and then forced it upon me.
* At the shot of Oh My Disney:
-->'''Jeremy''': And welcome to the "We Own All The Things And Wanted To Remind You of That" part of the movie.
* This:
-->'''Spamley''': This guy is a virus-making machine!
-->'''Jeremy''': [[CrossesTheLineTwice Lil Pump lives down here?!]]
* At the Virus-Ralphs:
-->'''Ralph-Virus''': FRIEND.
-->'''Jeremy''': [[IncrediblyLamePun 28,000 Ralphs Later? World War R?]]
* Near the end of the movie, Jeremy wonders if anything that happened in the movie will be brought up "in the enevitable 3rd entry: Wr3ck-It".

[[AC:''Tangled'']]
* The CallBack to their ''Grinch'' video, which was uploaded two days before.
-->Kingdom is great at finding hidden flowers, but not so much at hidden towers. Dammit, Grinch! ''*ding*''
* The RunningGag of the "Eat an apple to look like an a-hole" sin is used a lot in this video:
** When Rapunzel and Flynn head off on the boat at the lantern festival, Maximus eats 14 apples, "to make him look like 14 assholes."
** At the end:
-->'''Flynn''': With Maximus, crime in the kingdom disappeared almost overnight […] as did most of the apples.\\
'''Jeremy''': Because he's an asshole.
* Jeremy getting carried away:
-->'''Jeremy''': Man, I hope she has promises to do me. [[ThatCameOutWrong I mean Cartoon-Do …]] Wait- Sh*t. I mean … I want to squeeze 'em!

[[AC:''Tarzan'']]
* When Terk plays around with a typewriter:
-->'''Terk''': Ha ha ha ha! Ding!
-->'''Jeremy''': [[SelfDeprecation Terk would f*cking RULE at Cinema Sins]].
* Jeremy's reaction to [[EyesDoNotBelongThere Tantor using his trunk as a periscope]]:
--> '''Jeremy:''' F*cking f*ck you, movie, you f*cking f*cknut asshole dickweed!

[[AC:''Wreck It Ralph'']]
* At the opening:
-->'''Wreck-It Ralph''': Hi, my name's Ralph.
-->'''Jeremy''': Narralphtion!
* This:
-->'''Wreck-It Ralph''': I'M GONNA WRECK IT!
-->'''Jeremy''': This is what I used to say before ruining sex for my girlfriend.
* Jeremy calls out that Zangief is considered a bad guy and makes the suggestion to replace him with Dhalsim instead because:
-->'''Jeremy''': F*cking Dhalsim.
* The RunningGag of Jeremy continuously explaining how arcades died out in real life due to poor business decisions.
* Jeremy is upset at Q-Bert's appearance because "Q-Bert was the most infuriating game ever made."
* This bit:
-->'''King Candy''': Have some candy!
-->'''Jeremy''': [[ImAHumanitarian Casual cannibalism.]]
* Jeremy calls out the Mentos and Diet Coke reference and warns future movie producers to "not reference a fleeting viral video in your timeless animated movie."
* "Konami Code Pandering! Want to get a bunch of nerds excited about something in your movie?! Show them the Konami Code! It's like a secret handshake for...everyone who's ever played Contra and nobody else!"
* Jeremy declares the movie's depiction of hacking to be [[InsulttoRocks even worse than the movie Hackers.]]
* Jeremy sins [[TakeThat Twizzlers]] for no reason.
* Jeremy compares King Candy to Agent Smith, then goes on a [[SidetrackedbytheAnalogy long tangent about the nature of Agent Smith against Neo, completely forgetting about Wreck-It Ralph as the film plays.]]
* Jeremy's reaction to [[Tearjerker/WreckItRalph Ralph's "I'm Bad, And That's Good"]] speech? Calling it a "Discount [[WesternAnimation/TheIronGiant Iron Giant]] 'Superman' moment".
* The movie's sentence is [[TakeThat "Sent to the Atari burial site", complete with the digitised E.T. theme from the infamous Atari 2600 game.]]
* One of the outtakes:
-->'''King Candy''': Our next racer is...
-->'''Hingle [=McKringleberry=]''': [[Series/KeyandPeele Hingle McKringleberry! From Penn State University!]]

[[AC:''Zootopia'']]
* After Yax mentions the license plate number to Judy:
--> '''Jeremy:''' [[Creator/CheechandChong Tommy Chong]] yak actually got the license plate number despite being a Tommy Chong yak. *ding*
* Assistant Mayor Bellwether: "Oh, mutton chops".
--> '''Jeremy:''' A sheep saying this is equivalent to a person saying, "Oh, meaty rib cage." *ding*
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Disney's Live Action Fairy Tale films]]
[[AC:''Aladdin'' (2019)]]
* The video description is not shy about Jeremy's opinion of the movie:
-->'''Video Description:''' They f*cking made a live-action remake of f*cking Aladdin because of course they did, those money-grubbing Disney dicks. They care only for money, and [[YouBastard you assholes]] keep going to see these live-action remakes, so... they will literally never stop.
* The first sin of the video is, as always with the live-action remakes, "[[TakeThat This movie exists"]].
* This:
-->'''The Peddler:''' This ship has seen us through many a storm.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[DoesThisRemindYouofAnything So what you're saying is there's no need to do something just because it's bigger, newer and looks better? Especially when what you've got does the job perfectly well?]]
* At a shot of the title card:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[SincerityMode Dear god I hate you.]]
* Jeremy points out how a pet tiger is creepier in live-action, noting that Rajah "looks like he should be eating Jasmine's face off right now".
* Jeremy loses it at the motion effects during "One Jump Ahead".
* This bit:
-->'''Jafar:''' Walls and borders unguarded will be attacked!
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[SarcasmMode I have to say, making Jafar a pissy teenager was the right move.]]
* Jeremy refers to Jasmine's solo song as [[LongTitle "Can Belle Paint With All of the Part of Your World While Letting It Go."]]
* This:
-->'''Iago:''' Diamond in the rough!
-->'''Jeremy:''' Why? Is it because his [[SpecialEffectsFailure obvious digital double can leap across rooftops with Uncanny Valley ease?!]]
* This:
-->'''Aladdin:''' Let me out of here!
-->'''Jafar:''' First, give me the lamp!
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[Film/RaidersoftheLostArk Throw me the whip!]]
* When Jafar loses the genie lamp:
-->'''Jafar:''' AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
-->'''Jeremy:''' Ah.
* At the end of Will Smith's version of Friend Like Me:
-->'''Jeremy:''' I hate it.
* "[[SubvertedCatchphrase The director said "let's have Will Smith take a bite of an apple and then throw it away in this scene so the audience will know they're all assholes for putting up with this sh*t."]]"
* When The Genie makes Aladdin a prince:
-->'''Aladdin:''' Won't people recognise me?
-->'''The Genie:''' No one's going to recognise you. That's how genie magic works!
-->'''Jeremy:''' Ohhh.
* This:
-->'''The Genie:''' Just the two of us.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Yep, [[ActorAllusion just the two of you, where you can get jiggy with it and wonder why parents just don't understand.]]
* The "A Whole New World" sequence has Jeremy fondly remember the wonder of the original...to which he promptly sins this version for not being the original.
* Jeremy turns out to not like the live-action version of Iago:
-->'''Iago:''' Fascinating.
-->'''Jeremy:''' I hate this specific live-action movie's version of this parrot so much. I want it to die in a garbage disposal. I want its feathers flying in the air, tinged with the splattered blood of this f*cking bird.
* Jeremy threatens to reuse the old sins at one point, noting that "if Disney can get away with reusing their old stuff, then I should be able too to!"
* In one scene where The Sultan talking, Jeremy finds it funny that it seems like Rajah is the one talking instead that he watched it 5 times. Then he's mad that Rajah couldn't be a central character in this movie like Aslan.
* The sentence? [[TakeThat "2019's A Friend Like Me"]]. Made even funnier by the [[Film/DumbandDumber Most Annoying Sound in The World]] soundbite they use.
* One of the outtakes plays Mario sound effects over Aladdin escaping the Cave of Wonders.

[[AC:''Alice in Wonderland (2010)'']]
* The way the "Walt Disney Pictures Presents" logo zooms out...
-->'''Jeremy:''' Well, someone saw [[Franchise/HarryPotter the Harry Potter movies]].
** It turns into a RunningGag as the various actors who performed in this movie had also performed in the Harry Potter movies (i.e., Alan Rickman as Absolem, Helena Bonham Carter as the Red Queen, Timothy Spall as Bayard), which Jeremy points out every single time:
-->'''Jeremy:''' "[Name of Harry Potter actor] further proof I am watching a Harry Potter movie."
*** He also references a Harry Potter game in the case of Stephen Fry as the voice of the Cheshire Cat.
* Alice asks a pair of twins if their mother knows if they swim naked in a pond, which prompts this remark:
-->'''Jeremy:''' OOOOHHHHH snap! Where is the footage of that? I mean, she totally owned them right there, right? I mean, assuming there's verifiable footage of said naked swimming. You know... for science.
* This:
-->'''Alice:''' You could always paint the roses red.\\
'''Lady Ascot:''' What an odd thing to say!\\
'''Jeremy:''' <sigh>
* Jeremy points out how everyone at the engagement party all are dressed the same range of colors:
-->"This is some otherworldly color-coordination for this engagement party -- or are you saying the entire kingdom only has the range of white-to-sky-blue to choose from?! And if so... WHY?!"
* This, as a shrunken Alice struggles vainly to reach a table:
-->'''Dodo:''' You would think that she would remember all of this from the first time.\\
'''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag Wonderland creature would be amazing at CinemaSins.]]
* Response to a candy with the phrase "Eat me":
-->"Now see... that's just an insult right there!"

[[AC:''Alice Through the Looking Glass'']]
* Once again, Jeremy ridicules the "Walt Disney Pictures Presents" text for the same reason as the first ''Alice'' movie:
-->"Walt Disney rips off Warner Brothers' Harry Potter font, because... why the hell not?"
* "Franchise/PiratesOfTheCaribbean 9: The Alice Chronicles."
* As Alice reaches her hand into the mirror, Jeremy remarks, "This might as well be a [[RunningGag roll credits]] here, I think."
* Jeremy is confused by Alice's tiny size when she falls out the open midair door and lands in a flowerbed in Wonderland, which is normal-sized, so he decides to just add on two sins to this movie and moves on. Cue two dings.
* Jeremy notices that Alice's clothes shrank with her body, which prompts this remark:
-->"No one wants to see Alice naked except for... calculating... calculating... 40% of this movie's audience! Wait... what?!"
* When Creator/SachaBaronCohen is introduced as Time, Jeremy is so appalled that he decides to add on 45 sins to the entire scene inside the clock tower, which he denounces as "a huge time-wasting MacGuffin of f*ckery." He then proceeds to a do a sped-up version of the sins featured herein. As there are 45 sins thus far, the next 45 sins added on result in 90 sins altogether thus far.
-->'''Jeremy:''' ''(as he fast-forwards through this scene)'' Oh, man, that's bad... ''(as Alice and Time interact)'' Oh, remember that? ''(as Time points to the clock on his chest)'' I'm glad we're fast-forwarding this... ''(the sound of food crunching is heard -- maybe it's potato chips or something)''
** At the end of the video, the sins in the clock tower scene are featured again, this time at normal speed. One example:
--->'''Alice:''' ''(to Time about the Mad Hatter)'' Our friend is in mortal danger!\\
'''Jeremy:''' But, like, why? Nothing actually happened to make him ill. There was no curse or spell, no physical ailment. He basically threw a temper tantrum and changed his physical appearance. That's not mortal danger, that's going goth.
*** Also, when Time meets the Red Queen...
---->'''Jeremy:''' Of COURSE the time guy Alice needs help from is in love with the main antagonist from the last movie. Because of course he is. Of course!
* As Mirana, the White Queen, puts all of Wonderland's hopes in Alice, Jeremy thinks that Creator/AnneHathaway, who plays the White Queen, is the real villain in this movie.
-->"I don't mean Mirana, the White Queen, I specifically mean Anne Hathaway."
* As King Oleron addresses the people of Witzend, Jeremy is appalled:
-->"Witzend?! Wit's End?!?! Really?! Are you TRYING to piss me off by describing me when watching this movie?!"
* This part when everything is been rust incluing the Chronosphere, then later it powers up as Jeremy ranting:
-->"Oh, [[WesternAnimation/SouthParkBiggerLongerAndUncut f*ck your f*cking face, Uncle Movie. You're a boner biting bastard, Uncle Movie!]]"
* One post-review stinger features several chess pieces and a broken Humpty Dumpty, while the "If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding" line from [[Music/TheWall "Another Brick In The Wall"]] is heard.

[[AC:''Beauty and the Beast'' (2017)]]
* "This movie exists."
** The ice-cold tone of his voice when he says this adds to the humour.
* Jeremy immediately compares this movie [[TakeThat to the]] [[Film/Psycho1998 1998 Psycho remake.]]
* Eventually, he gets so fed up with the movie blatantly copying the animated version that he chooses to repeat some sins from said video instead of writing new ones.
* The fact that Jeremy is so scandalised by this movie that he never once uses [[RunningGag the usual]] "Emma Watson is not my girlfriend in this scene" sin. NotDistractedByTheSexy indeed.
* He also sins the movie during the famous ballroom scene for somehow having worse camerawork in the exact same scene than a movie that doesn't even have cameras had.

[[AC:''Christopher Robin'']]
* During the opening scenes:
--->'''On-Screen Text:''' Christopher Robin spent his days playing with his friends...
--->'''Jeremy:''' Young Jeremy did the same, [[CrossesTheLineTwice depending on what you mean by "friends".]]
* Jeremy [[ContinuityNod sins Cricket yet again.]]
* "Man, I love [[IncrediblyLamePun poking the bear by sinning Winnie-The-Pooh.]]"
* This:
--->'''Christopher:''' I'd rather be anywhere else than this boring old office where boring things happen.
--->'''Jeremy:''' Fun fact: "Where Boring Things Happen" was the [[TakeThat original title of this movie.]]
* "So, Christopher has to decide who to fire and apparently, we're going with a [[DarkerandEdgier morose Dickensian version of Winnie-The-Pooh.]] [[SarcasmMode Just like we hope for in all adaptations of fold childhood icons!]]"
* This bit:
--->'''Pooh:''' Oh dear. It's all so gloomy and sad.
--->'''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag Winnie-The-Pooh would be excellent at Cinemasins!]]
* This:
--->'''Christopher:''' What to do? What to do?!
--->'''Pooh:''' What to do, indeed.
--->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat And here's where the movie instantly becomes Hook.]]
* [[AddedAlliterativeAppeal "Nosey neighbor knows not that nervous neighbor is nearby, nevertheless, nosey neighbor navigates nimbly, nearing nonsensically nervious neighbor nearly."]]
* Jeremy gets increasingly annoyed at how morose the movie's tone is for such a beloved innocent series, culminating in him declaring that "This is the children's version of Remains of the Day!"
* The RunningGag about Jeremy taking great pains to praise Jim Cummings' performance as Winnie-The-Pooh, even though he rips virtually every other part of the movie to shreds.
* At a shot of Owl's eyeball peeking through a log, Jeremy claims that it's "subliminal advertising for [[{{WesternAnimation/Dinosaur}} the 2000 movie Dinosaur]]", showing the shot side-by-side with the movie's poster.
* This:
--->'''Pooh:''' Goodbye, Christopher Robin.
--->'''Jeremy:''' No. [[DuelingWorks "Goodbye, Christopher Robin" is a different live action Winnie-The-Pooh movie about the ACTUAL Christopher Robin and somehow, came out less than a year before this movie.]] It's like Deep Impact and Armageddon, only if Armageddon was called [[DolledUpInstallment "REALLY Deep Impact" for maximum audience confusion]].
* This bit:
--->'''Pooh:''' Is it tied up tight?
--->'''Tigger:''' Of course! [[ThatCameOutWrong I used a Tigger-Knot!]]
--->'''Jeremy:''' [[CrossesTheLineTwice 100 Acres of Grey.]]
* This:
--->'''Pooh:''' Did the red balloon make you feel happy?
--->'''Jeremy:''' Why yes! [[Film/TheRedBalloon It's a delightful and wonderful 1956 French film that won the Best Original Screenplay Oscar!]] Wait...1956? Oh, they couldn't have seen that movie yet.
* This bit:
--->'''Madeline:''' There's going to be no fun at boarding school.
--->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Or in this movie.]]
* Near the end of the film:
--->'''Evelyn''' I suppose it all depends on how you look at things.
--->'''Christopher:''' Dear, you're a genius!
--->'''Jeremy:''' Christopher Robin went to the "[[RunningGag Jeff-Goldblum in-Independence-Day School of Giving a Genius Credit to People who Innocently Say Stuff Unrelated to the Problem That Makes Them Figure Out the Problem"!]] They had a hard time fitting all that on the sign, but it's a great school!

[[AC:''Cinderella'' (2015)]]
* "This movie exists."
* "Movie decides to cast Series/GameOfThrones' Richard Madden [[BlatantLies against type]] as a prince who falls in love with the wrong woman. Something tells me this won't end in a [[Recap/GameOfThronesS3E9TheRainsOfCastamere Red Wedding]] but I'd knock off a hundred sins if it did."
* The exasperation at Cinderella's mother's unexplained death. "What did she die of? Happiness?"

[[AC:''Dumbo'' (2019)]]
* Jeremy's feelings on the movie is spelt out by the video description:
--->'''Video Description:''' Honestly, this movie can kiss my ass and go straight to hell. It's an abomination. It's terrible on every level. You could offer me $100,000 to praise this thing and I would take the money, sh*t on the movie, and use the money for bail and lawyer fees.
* Jeremy loses it when the movie does a "travel by map montage" in the first two minutes.
* This bit:
--->'''Max Medici:''' She's having a baby!
--->'''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag Roll Cred-]] [[SubvertedCatchphrase Wait a minute. This isn't a Kevin Bacon film. No Roll Credits for you!]]
* Jeremy sums up Millie's character traits in one sentence:
--->'''Jeremy:''' Pessimism needs to hire this girl as a spokesperson.
* "[[TakeThat Max literally stumbling through Casey Jr. shows just how much care Disney put into this remake.]]"
* This:
--->'''Holt:''' Good god, son. You're making me miss the war.
--->'''Jeremy:''' [[FlatWhat What.]]
* "This movie already makes me want to [[EyeScream set my eyes on fire."]]
* When a falling sign causes Dumbo to get his nickname, Jeremy is left speechless at the contrived nature:
--->'''Jeremy:''' Well, that happened.
* Jeremy ends up cracking up at [[{{Narm}} Rufus dying unexpectingly.]]
* This bit:
--->'''Millie:''' Your mama was just trying to protect you...she didn't mean to hurt anyone.
--->'''Jeremy:''' Ladies and gentlemen, step riiiiiiight up for a [[RunningGag SKIP!]]
* When Dumbo flies at the circus act, Jeremy is [[HopeSpot elated that the movie is over only an hour into it.]] [[GilliganCut Cut to Vandevere learning about Dumbo.]]
--->'''Jeremy:''' GOD DAMNIT.
* This bit:
--->'''Holt:''' Way to work your magic, Max.
--->'''Jeremy:''' [[CrossesTheLineTwice I can't wait to see the sequel: Magic Max XXL.]]
* This:
--->'''Holt:''' I just want you to know, I've been to France. Lots of experience.
--->'''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag That's racist.]]
* Jeremy responds to Disney's BitingTheHandHumor with [[TakeThat "I am Jack's complete lack of surprise."]]
* Jeremy ends up running out of patience with the movie:
--->'''Remington:''' Let's get this show on the road!
--->'''Jeremy:''' Oh, bite my ass.
* At Michael Buffer's cameo:
--->'''Jeremy:''' [[ClusterFBomb F*ck this movie. F*ck this guy. F*ck this stupid line. F*CK THIS MOVIE!]]
* Jeremy calls out the movie for ripping off [[Series/LostInSpace The Robot B9]] for a robot in Dreamland.
* Jeremy's comments on Dumbo's nickname:
--->'''Jeremy:''' [[Narm Big D?! I think they should have thought twice before naming it.]]
* "[[OverlyNarrowSuperlative I haven't seen tarp-cutting action this intense since Honey, I Shrunk The Kids.]]"
* The sentence? "[[TakeThat Riding on Dumbo with circus clowns.]]
--->'''Georgie Denbrough:''' [[MadnessMantra You'll float too. You'll float too. You'll float too!]]

[[AC:''The Lion King'' (2019)]]
* The video description:
--->'''Video Description:''' Here is a movie that flat out didn't need to happen. It does not improve on the original, changes very little, and is an overall empty experience. Also it has sins.
* The opening sin?
--->'''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag This movie exists.]]
* During the Circle of Life segment:
--->'''Jeremy:''' Wow, it really is like the other movie. Except since there are no live-action actors on screen whatsoever, this is literally a cartoon.
* At one point, Jeremy notes that Disney are "probably trying to teach actual animals how to acts and will then proceed with their remake of Finding Nemo."
* When Baby Simba first appears:
--->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Ahh! Sudden Twilight-baby!]]
* This bit:
--->'''Jeremy:''' Remember when everyone gave Gus Van Sant sh*t for doing a literal shot-for-shot remake of Psycho? Yeah, I remember.
* This:
--->'''Simba:''' Dad! Dad! Dad!
--->'''Jeremy:''' And somewhere, Johnathan Taylor Thomas is at home saying "I could have done that!"
* This bit:
--->'''Mufasa:''' You have the morning report?
--->'''Zazu:''' Ah, yes, sir! There were 10 flamingos-
--->'''Jeremy:''' [[ActorAllusion The Morning Tonight with John Oliver.]]
* The return of an old RunningGag:
--->'''Simba:''' Elephant graveyard? Cool!
--->'''Jeremy:''' Elephant Graveyard is either: A) New York's hottest new nightclub with ivory stripper poles, pachedyrm-seat barstools and artisian bologna sandwiches, B) the name of my new Ska band, C) [[RunningGag an Albanian spicy cola drink]] or D) the name of the sexual experiences my college ex-girlfriend gave to her previous boyfriends?
* This:
--->'''Zazu:''' Out of surface and Out of Africa!
--->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Out of Africa.]]
* During Mufasa's death:
--->'''Simba:''' Noooooooo! [[
--->'''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag No.]]
* Jeremy begrudingly admits that Timon and Pumbaa are still good characters, but refuses to remove a sin for them. Instead, he ADDS a sin for them being in this movie.
* "[[ARareSentence There's more bug eating in this movie than there is in 12 Monkeys.]]"
* During Can You Feel the Love Tonight:
--->'''Jeremy:''' I'd literally remove every sin from every movie ever AND retire if Simba and Nala just started doing it. Would it even be R-rated? They're just two CGI lions...
* This:
--->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat This is WAY better than the live-action remake of Kimba the White Lion.]]
* During the climatic battle:
--->'''Jeremy:''' I see Disney is employing MCU-style fights across ALL their live-action properties.
* One of the outtakes:
--->'''Simba:''' All of this...will belong to me?
--->'''CATS:''' ALL YOUR BASE! BASE! BASE! ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!

[[AC:''Maleficent'']]
* "No fairies were harmed in the making of this scene, because … well, she used a tree army, and presumably all the fairies are back at home chilling and playing ''VideoGame/CallOfDuty''" ''*ding*''
* When King Stephen demands all the forgers be brought to him, the Narrator asks, "…All of them? Are you sure you don't want to speak, like, the head forger or something?"
* "Tree dragon." *ding*

[[AC:''Maleficent: Mistress of Evil'']]
* The title: "Everything Wrong With Maleficent: Mistress of Evil In [[ThatCameOutWrong Horny Minutes]].
* The first sin, as per usual:
--->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat This bullsh*t sequel to a live-action remake of an old animated movie exists.]]
* This bit:
--->'''Narrator:''' And yet, Maleficent, Mistress of Evil was not trusted by those from the Moors.
--->'''Jeremy:''' [[SarcasmMode Could it be that she called herself "Mistress of Evil"?]] I'm no branding expert but maybe drop that title if you're looking for some admiration.
* This:
--->'''Narrator:''' And Maleficent became the villain once more.
--->'''Jeremy:''' Because...sequel!
* Jeremy's response to a lame joke:
--->'''Flora:''' She's no [[MythologyGag Sleeping Beauty!]]
--->'''Merriweather:''' I saw what you did there.
--->'''Jeremy:''' [[TranquilFury Yes. We ALL saw what you did there. There are now two visible objects from space: The Great Wall of China and WHAT YOU DID THERE!]]
* This bit:
--->'''Aurora:''' I'm not in the mood for this!
--->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Things I said 10 minutes after watching this movie somehow makes it into the actual movie!]]
* When the good fairies show up:
--->'''Jeremy:''' [[RecognitionFailure Man, Huey, Dewey and Louie are way slower than I remember them being.]]
* Jeremy skips each and every instance of romance in the film.
* "[[MakesAsMuchSenseInContext AHH! Sudden green bean people!]]"
* When Maleficent flies through the air:
--->'''Jeremy:''' Can you read my mind?
* This bit:
--->'''Dark Fae:''' There are too many humans!
--->'''Jeremy:''' [[VillainHasAPoint This guy is right.]]
** Immediately followed with:
--->'''Dark Fae:''' You reek of human.
--->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat This movie is way more Battlefield Earth than I think it intended to be.]]
* At a flyover of the Dark Fairy kingdom:
--->'''Jeremy:''' [[SequelSnark How to Train Your Maleficent 3: The Hidden World.]]
* At the Dark Fairy celebration:
--->'''Jeremy:''' Movie has time for this?! Seriously, I haven't seen a dance party this pointless since the one in Zion.
* An unexpected reference:
--->'''Flora:''' Everyone be sure to stay together!
--->'''Jeremy:''' Sure glad that Ed, Edd and Eddy are here to give directions to the mushrooms and Treebeards and root people.
* Jeremy sins ''every'' instance of a contrived plot convience in one scene, adding up to 11 sins.
* Jeremy snaps at the end of the movie:
--->'''Jeremy:''' Movie ends with 50 seconds of Maleficent just flying! WHY IS THIS MOVIE TWO HOURS LONG?! END! EEEEEEEND!

[[AC:''Mary Poppins'']]
* At Bert's first line in the film:
--->'''Bert:''' Comical poems, ladies and gentlemen.
--->'''Jeremy:''' Bert is a Dick Van Dyke to the British accent.
* This bit:
--->'''Bert:''' I can't put me finger on what lies in store; but I feel whats to happen has all happened before!
--->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Bert reveals Disney's current production slogan over half a century ago.]]
* After a quick tune plays, Jeremy starts singing the [[WebVideo/HellsingUltimateAbridged Alexander Anderson song]].
* At Admiral Boom firing his cannon:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Movie makes the only good case I've ever heard for a Home Owners Association.
* Jeremy refers to Mary as "Penn and Teller with a child education degree".
* Jeremy calls out the [[SpecialEffectFailure fake robins during the Spoonful of Sugar sequence.]]
* This:
--->'''Bert:''' Why, Mary Poppins!
--->'''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag Roll Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!]]
* During the Jolly Holiday sequence, Jeremy is shocked at the size of a background horse and cracks up over it.
* When Bert dances with the penguin waiters:
--->'''Jeremy:''' 42 years before Happy Feet. Suck it, Warner Bros!
* "[[TakeThat Movie predicts the future by showing a Disney character scooping up a fox and carrying it away.]]"
* This:
--->'''Bert:''' STEP IN TIME! STEP! IN! TIME!
--->'''Jeremy:''' This steps on for some time.
* One of the outtakes:
--->'''Michael:''' Won't you be sacked?
--->'''Mary Poppins:''' Sacked? I can't ever be sacked.
--->'''Intertitle:''' [[Film/MontyPythonandtheHolyGrail We apologise for the fault in the subtitles. Those responsible have been sacked.]]
* "[[AddedAlliterativeAppeal Two turtles totally tickled to transfer two tremendously titanic troubadours towards terra-firma, though truth told turtles are terrible transportation, too tired to tread the tide typically translating to tragic terminal tales.]]"
* This
---> '''Mr. Banks:''' This made the tea unsuitable for drinking...even for Americans.
---> '''Jeremy:''' Oh, come on!! That was the funniest joke in the whole movie, but this movie won't let Banks get credit for it because his audience is a bunch of stuffy old dorks. What a ripoff. [[note]][[The narrator using a mild insult like "dorks" is just unexpectedly funny.]][[/note]]

[[AC:''Mary Poppins Returns'']]
* Jeremy is so tired of Disney's LogoJoke appearing at the beginning of their films, he simply decides to [[TakeThat sin their logos like Comcast.]]
* When Jack rides his bicycle through London, Jeremy points out [[FridgeHorror what might be the Feed The Birds woman dead on the steps of the cathedral.]]
* Jeremy points out that [[SpecialEffectsFailure the matte paintings somehow looked more realistic in the original.]]
* This bit:
---> '''Georgie:''' Look! The balloon lady!
--->'''Jeremy:''' I'd remove 400 sins if the balloon lady turned out to be Pennywise.
* When Michael throws away the kite from the first film:
--->'''Jeremy:''' Oh, f*ck OFF.
* This bit:
--->'''Mary Poppins:''' I should have left you in the stand with the others.
--->'''Parrot Umbrella:''' No, not with the canes!
--->'''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag That's cane-ist.]]
* Jeremy refers to the underwater sequence as [[TakeThat "still better than Aquaman."]]
* This:
--->'''Jack:''' One thing about Mary Poppins; she never explains anything.
--->'''Jeremy:''' No sh*t, Sherlock.
* Jeremy is horrified that the animated sequence [[WhatDoYouMeanItsForKids turns into a burlesque-style number.]]
* [[RhymesonaDime "Lin sins and sends penguins friend who spins end over end, ascends, descends but Lin pretends to my chagrin that the tailspin is not his end and grins. Fin."]]
* Jeremy refers to the chase scene in the animated sequence as [[Film/BacktotheFuture Back to The]] [[WesternAnimation/TheAdventuresOfIchabodAndMrToad Sleepy Hollow.]]
* This:
--->'''Mary Poppins:''' They're looking for the place where the lost things go...
--->'''Jeremy:''' The lost and found? Goodwill? Memphis?
* Jeremy's reaction to Topsy:
--->'''Jeremy:''' HOLY SH*T! Everyone take some pictures and make some gifs because THIS is what slumming it looks like, and I'm talking about an actress that was in both Mamma Mia movies!
** Seconds later, Jeremy cuts off her song before it even begins:
--->'''Jeremy:''' Superskipafragiskipticexpialaskipthis!
* Later during the same scene:
--->'''Topsy:''' Let's do the turtle swing!
--->'''Jeremy:''' [[EndingFatiage This movie is 2 hours and 22 minutes long.]]
* During the Leerie song sequence, when they perform tricks on bicycles:
--->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat X-Games.]]
* This:
--->'''Mary Poppins:''' Some people think too much. I find that absurd!
--->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Why think at all? Especially when you can just keep remaking the same movie over and over again!]]
* The last sin of the video, when Angela Lansbury shows up as the Balloon Lady:
--->'''Jeremy:''' AHH! Sudden Murder She Wrote!

[[AC:''The Jungle Book'' (2016)]]
* Just like the above mentioned ''Beauty & The Beast'' and ''Cinderella'', "This movie exists."
* This exchange:
-->'''Mowgli:''' "You're kidding me?"\\
'''Jeremy:''' Movie character says to Creator/BillMurray Bear what I am currently saying to movie.
* And ''this'' exchange:
-->'''Baloo:''' "Winter is coming."\\
'''Jeremy:''' Discount [[Series/GameOfThrones Ned Stark]] is bear.
* The video description on Website/YouTube:
--> '''Jeremy:''' [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsonsMovie Jungle Book, Jungle Book, does whatever a Jungle Book does]], which is sort of the problem.

[[AC:''Pete's Dragon'' (1977)]]
* During the opening credits, Jeremy puts the casting of this film in perspective by saying that this is equivalent to casting Music/MirandaLambert and famed 1970s child actor Kristy [=McNichol=] in the [[Film/PetesDragon2016 2016 version]].
** Also, when Red Buttons is credited as a character named Hoagy:
--->"Look, if Red Buttons is playing a character named Hoagy, this movie is probably pretty awful. Just saying."
* Jeremy describes the murderous Gogan clan as "the discount [[Series/TheBeverlyHillbillies Beverly Hillbillies]]".
* When the Gogans start singing:
-->'''Jeremy''': [[ThisIsGonnaSuck Goddammit, is this a f*cking musical? Nobody told me that!!]]
* Upon seeing the Gogans' clumsy dance number:
--> '''Jeremy''': Choreographed redneckery.
* Jeremy is so appalled by this film that, for the first time ever, he occasionally takes a break from sinning, pausing the movie and everything, to yell at his partner Chris for forcing him to watch it.
-->"Dude, have YOU seen this movie? I don't think so. I think you just put it on the schedule and assigned it to me because there's a remake coming. But this is some repugnant s*it, dude. And the worse it gets, the more I blame your ass. Just... FYI and s*it... asshole."
** He resumes the rant later, culminating in an outraged demand that Chris "stop screening my calls!"
* "Pete's Dragon, the fun family movie about cannibal hillbillies out to kill a mentally ill young boy! Can't imagine why this wasn't a hit."
* At one point, Jeremy decides to WatchItStoned and audibly lights up a bong, while the theme to ''Series/BreakingBad'' plays in the background. It doesn't help.
* When Elliott first appears, Jeremy exclaims, "''Film/WhoFramedRogerRabbit''... eat your heart out, bitches."
** ''Who Framed Roger Rabbit'' is referenced again in the climax of this film, when Doc Terminus attempts to kill Elliott with a harpoon, which Jeremy calls into question: "The only thing that could possibly kill Elliott is probably DIP. Or cancer."
* Learning that the dragon's name is Elliott, Jeremy remarks, "You sure you don't wanna try again? [[Series/GameOfThrones Drogon]]? [[Film/TheNeverendingStory Falkor]]? [[WesternAnimation/HowToTrainYourDragon Toothless]]?"
* Jeremy calls out the red fruit suddenly turning purple when they turn animated when they're on Elliott's stomach: "That's an apple tree, not an apple-and-plum tree!"
** As Pete and Elliott eat the apples...
--->'''Jeremy:''' The director said, "Take a bite of this apple, it'll make you look like even more of a red-headed asshole."
* Pete sings to Elliott, while Jeremy complains loudly throughout:
--->'''Pete:''' I look in your eyes and you whisper sweetly...♪\\
'''Jeremy:''' Kill me.
** "Uh... Was this song originally intended for another movie? About adults? In love?"
** "Also, two sh*tty songs inside 12 minutes means this movie is my enemy and I will attempt to kill it."
* This:
-->'''Pete:''' ''(to a schoolgirl)'' You don't name girls Elliott.\\
'''Jeremy:''' That's racist.
* As Nora sings "Brazzle Dazzle Day":
-->"'Disney using gibberish as the hook of the movie's upbeat song' cliche. A time-honored tradition."
* When the Gogan clan arrives in town, there's this:
-->'''Gogan clansman:''' ''(to another clansman)'' You grab onto Pete while I grab onto her [Nora].\\
'''Jeremy:''' That's the second time I've gotten a pretty strong sexual assault vibe from this movie, so I'm just gonna add 5 sins for that being okay in a Disney movie in 1977. ''*+5 dings*''
* When the mayor trips over the missing staircase:
-->'''Mayor:''' When did I start losing control of my town?\\
'''Jeremy:''' [[BrutalHonesty Yesterday]].
[[/folder]]

[[folder:[=DreamWorks=] Animation films]]
[[AC:''Bee Movie'']]
* This bit in the video description.
-->''And no, we didn't do anything regarding the f*cking [[MemeticMutation Bee Movie meme]], because we write sins and don't adopt Internet memes. [[Film/WillyWonkaAndTheChocolateFactory Good day, sir.]]''
* Jeremy pointing out the goofiness of Barry the bee's quasi-romantic relationship with a human female, culminating in:
-->'''Vanessa:''' He ''happens'' to be the nicest bee I've met in a long time!\\
'''Ken:''' Are there other bugs in your life?!\\
'''Jeremy:''' This is an excellent, but unsatisfactorily-answered question. ''*ding*''
* Jeremy's continuing annoyance with the bad and constant bee puns, notably:
-->'''Barry:''' Larry, bees have never been afraid to change the world. I mean, what about Bee-Columbus, Bee-Gandhi... Bee-Jesus?\\
'''Jeremy:''' <sigh> ''*ding*''
* This reaction to another one of the film's [[IncrediblyLamePun puns]]:
-->'''Barry:''' Have you ever been stung Mr. Sting?\\
'''Jeremy:''' A f*cking {{Music/Sting}} [[TheCameo cameo]]??? Because his name is Sting??? And this is a movie about bees?!?! [[TakeThat How did Jerry Seinfeld have any credibility after this movie?!?!]] ''*ding*''
* Jeremy noticing that the byline on a newspaper article is 'Tom Jones', leading to a brief musical interlude. "It's not unusual to write articles for ''Variety''..."
* One of the stingers is putting audio of Oprah Winfrey's "You get a car!" moment on a scene involving a character voiced by Oprah.
* This:
-->'''Barry:''' Living out our lives as honey slaves to the white men!\\
''[Points at four men, one of whom is black, who moves away slowly from the other men]''\\
'''Jeremy:''' What??? ''*ding*''
* Jeremy is so bored and disinterested that he fell asleep while sinning: "Zzzzzzz-----wha? what? Where? I didn't...oh, s*it's this is still going on?"
* This:
-->'''Barry:''' ''(while banging on the window with full force repeatedly)'' Maybe this time. This time. This time. This time! This time! This...\\
'''Jeremy:''' Barry enacts exactly how I feel watching this movie. ''*ding*''
* During the last minute of the movie:
-->'''Ken:''' WHEN WILL THIS NIGHTMARE END?!\\
'''Jeremy:''' I just checked, and thankfully only 21 seconds! ''*ding*''
* When Adam asks Barry if a group of girl bees are their cousins too, Barry says they are distant cousins, prompting Jeremy to say "Alabama."

[[AC:''The Boss Baby'']]
* This:
-->'''Narrator:''' Did you know that the triangle is the strongest shape found in nature?\\
'''Jeremy:''' Somewhere, Phil Jackson is solemnly nodding.
* As Tim's parents sing "[[Music/TheBeatles Blackbird]]"...
-->'''Jeremy:''' Movie likely blows half its budget on licensing one Beatles song. They couldn't just bust out a Music/CyndiLauper track or something? Can't imagine something like "Hole In My Heart" would've cost that much. Maybe two Snickers bars and a tube of lube? Not sure where I came up with that offer, but now I have some very weird cravings.
* During the beginning of the movie at the baby factory, we get this:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[CrossesTheLineTwice I haven't been this worried about an infant in a movie since]] ''[[Film/TheHillsHaveEyes1977 The Hills Have Eyes]]''.
* Jeremy's reaction to the title finally popping up after 6 minutes:
-->'''Jeremy:''' If you were confused after six minutes of horror movie contraptions, nightmare hallucinations and [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking baby butt shots]] that you were at the correct movie, [=DreamWorks=] assures you that, yes, this is the s*it you paid to see.
* "Tim is enrolled in the elementary division of [[RunningGag the Prometheus School of Running Away From Things]]."
* Jeremy's reaction to a fart joke, where the lack of words says everything.
-->'''Jeremy:''' "<sigh>" *ding*

[[AC:''Home'']]
* When "home" is said at the movie's beginning:
-->''"[[RunningGag Roll credits]]! [[ThisIsGonnaSuck Please]]."''
* Not more than 5 minutes in, Jeremy gets pissed at the poor quality of the movie:
-->'''Boov Alien:''' We don't have time for parties.
-->'''Jeremy:''' WHAT THE F*CK DO THESE ASSHOLES DO THAT REQUIRE ANY TIME WHATSOEVER?! WHAT THE F*CK EVEN ARE THESE THINGS?! WHAT THE F*CKING F*CK, MOVIE!
* As Oh complains about the music in the car, we get this:
-->'''Jeremy:''' If Oh thinks THIS is bad, wait till she gets to [[TakeThat Bitch Better Have My Money]].
* This:
--> '''Tip:''' I can't wait to tell my mom I've been to Paris!
--> '''Jeremy:'''Yeah, she'll have a lot of fun telling that story to the rest of the enslaved human race!
* This part gets sinned with no explanation:
--> '''Oh:''' I will now sing the Boov Death Song. (clears throat) AHHHHH-- (ding)

[[AC:''How To Train Your Dragon'']]
* Seeing as how this was the very first [[Creator/DreamWorksAnimation DreamWorks movie]] to be done, Jeremy shares his confusion about the opening logo.
-->'''Jeremy:''' How is the [=DreamWorks=] Fishing Boy on the crescent part of the moon? The rest of the moon is still there, unless the Earth is gone and so is the other part of the moon.
* How does Jeremy see the way Hiccup is able to tame Dragons? Cheats.
* The RunningGag on how Hiccup flies Toothless too close to his village of vikings who live to kill dragons.
* One of the stingers being Hiccup showing Astrid around with [[{{WesternAnimation/Aladdin}} "A Whole New World"]] playing in the background.

[[AC:''How To Train Your Dragon 2'']]

[[AC:''How to Train Your Dragon: The Hidden World'']]
* "Double Dragon desire drags on as dorky dragon deftly draws demure dragon, drawing out dragon dating denouement and delaying dragon debauchery."

[[AC:''Kung Fu Panda'']]
* This bit:
--> '''Po:''' [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment Legend tells of a legendary warrior whose kung fu skills were the stuff of legend!]]
--> '''Jeremy:''' Legend-legend-legendary-legend-legend. ''*ding*''
* When Po states "Never before had a panda been so feared... and so loved", this is how Jeremy responds:
--> '''Jeremy:''' Pandas in the past have set a pretty low bar for both of those. They mostly just sit around, eat bamboo, and don't have sex. ''*ding*''
* Jeremy counting up how many times [[{{Creator/JackieChan}} Jackie Chan]] talks as [[AdvertisedExtra Monkey]] in the movie.
* This one about Po looking through an unexplained hole in the wall of the Jade Palace.
--> '''Jeremy:''' Why the hell is there a lone, small hole placed in the top-right corner of this wall? [[NoodleIncident Maybe they were training one day]] and someone said, "Man, it's hot. Can someone open a small hole in the wall?" and someone else responded, [[FridgeLogic There isn't one! We should have one installed!]]"

[[AC:''Kung Fu Panda 2'']]
* This:
--> '''Rabbit''': One dumpling, please, Dragon Warrior size!
-->(Ping lifts up an abnormally large dumpling and drops it on the counter.)
--> '''Jeremy''': The f*ck!? ''*ding*''
* Jeremy complaining about the characters [[LampshadeHanging constantly pointing out the sins in the movie]].
--> '''Jeremy:''' Okay, if the characters in the movie can hear me, please stop sinning each other. I'm gonna run out of things to say!
* "Monkey continuing to be pointless. He's like the [[Music/TheBeatles Ringo Starr]] of the Furious Five".
* The final stinger at the end:
--> '''Soothsayer''': Who you choose to be. Who are you, panda?
--> '''Po''': [[WesternAnimation/TheIronGiant Superman.]]

[[AC: ''Kung Fu Panda 3'']]
* This:
--> '''Po:''' Jade zombies?\\
'''Po, Monkey''': Jombies!\\
'''Jeremy''': Jombie- ah, they beat me to it. ''*ding*''
* While Po is fighting off bad guys:
-->'''Po:''' Don't worry dad, I do this every day.\\
'''Jeremy:''' The Valley of Peace gets attacked every day? Maybe they should change the name. ''*ding*''
* As a ball flies through the air:
-->'''Po:''' Grandma Panda, heads up!\\
''(Ball hits old panda on the head)\\
'''Jeremy''': Po killed Grandma Panda. ''*ding*''
* One of the stingers shows Oogway in the spirit realm, with a choir singing...
--> '''Choir:''' [[Film/AceVentura Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllllllrighty then.]]

[[AC:''Madagascar'']]
* "Clap-on heater."
* This sin:
-->'''Marty:''' Grand Central Station! It's grand and it's central.\\
'''Jeremy:''' And it's a station. ''*ding*''
* These two sin counts:
-->'''Police Officer:''' (talking to speaker) Yeah, that's right, a zebra. Right in front of me. Can I shoot it?\\
'''Jeremy:''' America. ''*ding*''\\
'''Police Officer:''' Can I shoot it?\\
'''Jeremy:''' Well, that depends if it's a white zebra with black stripes or a black zebra with white stripes. ''*ding*''
* Jeremy goes out of his way to sin every poop or butt joke in the film.
* Jeremy also blasts the numerous pop culture references parodied or mentioned in the film.
-->'''Alex:''' ''(Regarding the burnt Lady Liberty makeshift beacon, [[ShoutOut as he slams his fists on the sand]])'' '''[[Franchise/PlanetOfTheApes DARN YOU ALL]] [[GoshDangItToHeck TO HECK!]]'''\\
'''Jeremy:''' At what point does a parent watching this with their kid decide to just put on an old movie instead? A good quarter of this film is just references to other films. ''*ding*''
* "Sexy Hippo ripoff of ''WesternAnimation/{{Fantasia}}''. *ding* Plus an additonal sin for making me write the words "[[ARareSentence Sexy Hippo]]". *ding*

[[AC:''Megamind'']]
* At the beginning of the video:
-->'''Jeremy:''' "Starting with the climax" cliche. Coincidentally, "Starting with the Climax" is the working title for my sextape. Coming soon...is the alternate title.
* [[TakeThat Magamind.]]
** Shortly after, he called him "Micromind".
* It's not that hard to spot any reference to ''WesternAnimation/DespicableMe''.
** Like this one:
-->'''Jeremy:''' All broadcasters east of the Mississippi River are required to have a "W" at the beginning. Like WMCP, or WJR, or [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers WYMI still watching this discount]] ''Despicable Me''?
** HilariousInHindsight, because [=DreamWorks=] became a Comcast company in 2016.
* Jeremy swears if Creator/WillFerrell's narration goes on, he would be the one who becomes a supervillain.
* [[TakeThat "Metro Man cares not for your puny human concepts, like safety, parental consent, or shaken baby syndrome."]]
* "[[RunningGag Megamind would be diabolical at CinemaSins.]]"
* This one.
--> '''Tighten:''' There is no Easter Bunny...there is no Tooth Fairy.\\
'''Jeremy:''' [[WesternAnimation/RiseOfTheGuardians Spoiler alert!]]

[[AC:''Monsters vs. Aliens'']]
* At the LogoJoke:
-->'''Jeremy:''' What caused the film to burn? I worked as a 35mm film projectionist from 1993 until 2012 and not ONCE did a film ever burn due to [[ARareSentence an alien invasion.]]
* Jeremy notices a familiar looking logo on a laptop:
-->'''Jeremy:''' HBO prepromoted Westworld 10 years before it began?! That's really out of hand!
* Jeremy immediately sins the PaddleballShot as soon as it appears onscreen.
* This bit:
-->'''Scientist:''' How many times to I have to tell you? [=UFOs=] don't exist!
-->'''Jeremy:''' But [=UFOs=] don't just mean alien spacecraft, it refers to any unidentified flying object, Jerry. [[TheScrappy F*cking Jerry.]]
* "Welcome to 2009, when computer animation couldn't make humans look realistic, [[UncannyValley so they went with creepy and revolting instead.]]"
* As Susan runs away from the meteor:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Considering the word "aliens" is in the title, it's no surprise that [[RunningGag Susan went to the Prometheus School of Running Away From Things]].
* When Susan gets hit by the meteor, Jeremy finds the resulting sound effect of Susan's groan so funny, he replays it ''7 times in a row'', including once in slow-motion. He then sins it for "[[{{Narm}} this voice acting.]]"
* Jeremy refers to the church organist as "Voldemort's mom" due to her rather hideous design.
* When Susan begins to turn into a giantess:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Susan's wedding dress somehow doesn't rip during all this. And no, I don't want to see cartoon nudity. [[NoYou YOU want to see cartoon nudity!]] [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial I'm just asking for more creativity in keeping with the laws of fabric elasticity.]]
* Jeremy's comments of B.O.B:
-->'''Jeremy:''' This is the Dreamworks version of [[WesternAnimation/AquaTeenHungerForce Meatwad.]]
* This bit:
-->'''B.O.B:''' What do people say when they see you coming?
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[CrossesTheLineTwice Did he pull out in time?]] Oops, sorry, thought you were referring to me.
* This:
-->'''Computer:''' BEGINNING RE-ANIMATION SEQUENCE.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat is what Dreamworks should have done after they saw the finalized product.]]
* When the army is fighting against a giant robot:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[StatingTheSimpleSolution JUST SHOOT THE EYE OUT, YOU MORONS!]]
* This:
-->'''The Missing Link:''' Is Global Warming a thing? Because that'd be [[IncrediblyLamePun a convenient truth.]]
-->'''Jeremy:''' There's stretching for a joke; then there's stretching SO FAR that Helen Parr and Reed Richards are giving you the side-eye.
* When The Insectosaurus shows up at the battle:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[IncrediblyLamePun Deus-Ex Mothra?]]
* The Insectosaurus repeatedly appearing and disappearing throughout the film reminds Jeremy of the Hotel Transylvania movies [[TakeThat and anything that reminds him of those movie instantly gets awards 5 sins.]]
* When Derek talks about his job as a weatherman, sports announcer and news anchor, Jeremy immediately wonders if [[Film/{{UHF}} he works at Channel 62.]]
* At a shot of the alien mothership:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Did Gallaxhar model his ship after a fidget spinner or did he chop a leg off the Cingular logo?
* This:
-->'''B.O.B:''' I may not have a brain, gentlemen. But I do have an idea!
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Cabinet meetings.]]
* The final sin of the movie has Jeremy curious as to why the movie never got a sequel before being horrified at its ''[[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer 175 million dollar budget]]'' and wonders what they spent it on.
* In one of the stingers:
--> '''Missing Link:''' You've been letting that quack experiment on you for over a month.
-->'''[[Creator/HughLaurie Dr. Cockroach]]''': (dubbed over by [[ActorAllusion Gregory]] [[Series/{{House}} House]]): It was either that or get my hair highlighted.
* Another one of the stingers is "BANANA", a typical [[WesternAnimation/DespicableMe minion's]] TrademarkFavoriteFood, being slowed down [[EvilSoundsDeep for menacing effect]] during footage of the giant robot. This is a BrickJoke following Jeremy's earlier sin that said robot reminded him of Stuart the Minion, which he said was "despicable to me."

[[AC:''Shrek'']]
* At the beginning, the [=DreamWorks=] SKG logo has ogre ears and green skin on the two Ss, which Jeremy calls into question:
-->"There are two Ks, two Es, and two Rs in this logo, but they don't get any special Shrek treatment. This logo is racist against, like, 80% of the qualified alphabet!"
* Throughout the film, Jeremy points out the amount of ToiletHumor in this subversive take on fairy tales.
-->'''Jeremy:''' ''(after the '''second''' fart/poop joke in the movie, right at the start of the movie)'' [[SarcasmMode ARE YOU [KIDS] NOT ENTERTAINED?!?!?]]
** Three minutes into the movie, Shrek belches to light a fire in his fireplace, to which Jeremy replies:
--->'''Jeremy:''' Well, we've seen s*itting, farting, and burping in the movie's first 3 minutes, and with Creator/CameronDiaz voicing a character, I'm sure we'll see [[Film/TheresSomethingAboutMary semen in the hair]] later.
* As the wanted fairy tale characters are being sold off, Jeremy questions Pinocchio's being sold in particular:
-->'''Jeremy:''' I know we're making fun of Disney here, but we're seriously gonna believe that Geppetto sells Pinocchio for 5 f*cking shillings? The witch got 20 pieces of silver, so [Geppetto] could totally get at LEAST 50 on the black market, especially since [Pinocchio's] face is plastered on a wanted poster.
* Jeremy compares Duloc to [[Ride/DisneyThemeParks Disneyland]] and Lord Farquaad to [[TakeThat Michael Eisner]] "in a movie made by a studio headed by Jeffrey Katzenberg", who was formerly with Disney. Based on that, Jeremy concludes that ''Shrek'' is equivalent to "an ex-girlfriend bitching about how lame and stupid her ex-boyfriend was, but secretly wants to get back with him."
* Jeremy questions why the dragon's castle, surrounded by a lake of lava, would have a suspension bridge across the lake to and from the castle:
-->'''Jeremy:''' If you stole this castle, why not just burn the bridge? Is it for the pizza delivery guy?
** In the same vein:
--->'''Jeremy:''' Looking at the impossible nature of this place, I wonder how they got supplies here so that Princess Fiona wouldn't die while being held captive?
* Jeremy questions the treasure stash in the dragon's castle...
-->'''Jeremy:''' It's not like [the dragon is] gonna go to town and plop down $50 for a handbag.
* At Fiona's declaration of how ugly she is as an ogre.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Yes, but only in an "I'm in an animated movie" way. If this were real life and she were into [[SelfDeprecation nitpicky assholes]], I'd probably hit that.
* "On Demand Voyeur Porn."
* When the spell is broken, revealing Fiona's true form as an ogre, even though her parents are human, Jeremy questions why she couldn't stay human and "have a [[Franchise/TheMuppets Kermit/Miss Piggy]] relationship."
* In one of the stingers:
-->'''Fiona''': Every night I become this, this horrible ugly beast!
-->'''Donkey''': [[Film/ZooLander Did you ever think that maybe there's more to life than being really, really, really ridiculously good-looking?]]

[[AC:''Shrek 2'']]
* The fact that there's a brand new sin counter (it broke twice during ''The Fate of the Furious''), which will likely remain for the rest of the series (at least, until it probably breaks again).
* The very first sin, in which Jeremy screams at the kid in the Dreamworks logo: "GO TO SCHOOL!!!!!!"
** "Also, the premise of Pixar's ''WesternAnimation/{{Up}}'' was surprisingly inspired by this Dreamworks logo in a Shrek movie."
* "These people are so bad at shooting, I'm surprised Donkey doesn't make a Stormtrooper reference."
* Jeremy is completely horrified that this movie was once the [[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer 3rd highest grossing movie of all time.]]
* As Shrek and Fiona kiss on the beach:
-->'''Jeremy''': Mike Myers invents a new Pornhub category calling "ogre-ing".
* "Mike Myers character gets hit in the balls: example number 392."
* This:
-->'''Shrek''': Donkey, think of the saddest thing that ever happened to you!
-->'''Jeremy''': [[TakeThat Gee, it'll be hard finding a copy of Pluto Nash out here!]]
* When Shrek drinks the Happily Ever After potion which makes him fart loudly, Jeremy sins this with no comment.
* During the film's mid-credits scene where Donkey meets his own dragon-donkey hybrid children, Jeremy complains about now thinking "how a donkey gets his penis into a dragon vagina."
* In the scene where King Harold goes to the crowded bar to hire Puss in Boots, when he tells the barmaid that he wants Puss to kill an ogre and the noisy crowd all gasp at King Harold in silence.
-->'''Jeremy''': How the f*ck did they hear that?

[[AC:''Shrek The Third'']]
* This bit:
-->'''Prince Charming''': Do you mind?!
-->'''The Gingerbread Man''': "Do you mind?!" BORING!
-->'''Jeremy''': The Gingerbread Man would later transform into a different creature, a [[TakeThat Twitter troll.]]
* Jeremy is disgusted at literally every appearance of Donkey's kids.
* At the opening title:
-->'''Jeremy''': Movie misses the opportunity to be both honest and on-brand by calling this movie ''Shrek the Turd''.
* This:
-->'''Shrek''': Better out then in, I always say.
-->'''Jeremy''': Yeah, you say that in EVERY F*CKING ONE OF THESE MOVIES!
* At a weed joke:
-->'''Jeremy''': Whoever wrote this scene fought tooth and bong to keep this joke in. Thanks, screenplay writer of ''Wild Wild West'' and ''Caddyshack 2''!
* Jeremy gets so pissed off at the toilet humor and anachronisms, he adds 100 sins.
* This:
-->'''The Gingerbread Man''': All you'll be is the king of the stupids.
-->'''Jeremy''': This line is correct because this movie is marginally funnier than the 1996 Tom Arnold vehicle ''The Stupids''. That is all.
* Jeremy actually tries bailing from the movie, only for the Sin Counter to demand he come back to finish it.
* This bit:
-->'''Arthur''': This is lame.
-->'''Merlin''': ''(DopeSlap)'' ''You're'' lame!
-->'''Jeremy''': [[TakeThat The argument between Justin Timberlake and the director somehow made it into the movie.]]
* This:
-->'''Cyclops''': ''(holding his one-eyed little daughter)'' Who'd ever think a monster like me deserves someone as special as you?
-->'''Jeremy''': Guys...help. I think I've been crushed by a heavy hand. ARGH!
* When Arthur holds up the crown:
-->'''Jeremy''': Hooray, someone we've never met or even know about is now our king!

[[AC:''Shrek Forever After'']]
* The RunningGag about Jeremy's increasing irritation with the movie and the Shrek franchise as a whole, culminating in him add [[UptoEleven 500 sins]] to the movie.
** The last sin of the movie says it all:
-->'''Jeremy''': END! EEEEEEEND! I'd rather have unnecessary surgery while awake than sit through any of this f*ckery anymore. SHREK SUCKS!
* During the opening, Jeremy points out that a shot of horses [[SpecialEffectsFailure looks worse than Civilization 3, a game that came out years earlier than the movie.]]
* This bit:
-->'''King Harold''': He's...he's...
-->'''Rumplestiltskin''': RUMPLESTILTSKIN!
-->'''Jeremy''': [[TheScrappy Oh, f*ck me sideways.]]
* This:
-->'''Pinocchio''': No one needs your deals anymore, Grumpy Stinkypants!
-->'''Jeremy''': "Grumpy Stinkypants"?! [[TakeThat They should have retitled this movie Shrek 4 Never Laughter.]]
* This bit:
-->'''Donkey''': Happily-
-->'''Fiona''': Ever-
-->'''Shrek''': After!
-->'''Jeremy''': [[RunningGag Close enough. Let's roll some credits, get me a tee time 30 minutes from now and set up a hot tub for me and my wife.]]
* During the ToiletHumor of the opening montage:
-->'''Jeremy'''(with gritted teeth): Dreamworks.
* When Shrek and Fiona have an argument:
-->'''Fiona''': You have three beautiful children...
-->'''Jeremy''': [[BrutalHonesty He does not.]]
* When Shrek scares a couple at a picnic:
-->'''Jeremy''': Picnic dick. Pic-dick. [[ThatCameOutWrong Dick pic?!]]
* Jeremy gets [[KindHeartedCatLover legitimately gets upset when Shrek scares an innocent cat.]]
* When the witches attack Shrek:
-->'''Jeremy''': [[RunningGag The director said "let's animate that witch throwing a grenade that looks like an apple, it'll make her look like even more of an asshole."]]
* This bit:
-->'''Rumplestiltskin''': And then...THEY DISAPPEARED!
-->'''Jeremy''': [[Film/AvengersInfinityWar F*cking Thanos.]]
* When Shrek escapes the castle:
-->'''Rumplestiltskin''': Fetch me my angry wig.
-->'''Jeremy''': Having an angry wig. Also, angry wig makes him look like a [[RunningGag Discount Syndrome.]]
* This:
-->'''Shrek''': You need to calm down!
-->'''Jeremy''': Taylor Swift.
** Later followed by:
-->'''Shrek''': I was tricked into signing something I shouldn't have.
-->'''Jeremy''': [[BrickJoke Taylor Swift!]]
* Jeremy points out that the timeline where Shrek never existed has a lot more ogres and wonders if [[FridgeHorror his birth had anything to do with the ogre population decreasing]].
* The ogre dance sequence makes Jeremy [[InsulttoRocks miss the Minions]].
* This bit:
-->'''Shrek''': The kiss didn't work!
-->'''Jeremy''': [[TakeThat That's what Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes thought but they kept at it and eventually, things fell into place between them! Oh wait...]]
* During the fight between Rumplestiltskin and Shrek near the ending:
-->'''Jeremy''': [[TakeThat Holy MCU editing, Batman!]]
* The sentence? [[Franchise/{{Halloween}} A night with the OTHER Mike Myers.]]

[[AC:''Trolls'']]
* "This movie is like The Ant and The Grasshopper fable, only with [[ItMakesSenseInContext glitter feces and clown corpses.]]"
* "Wait, you're telling me there's only one Flurg restaurant in town but there are THREE Nar-Nar's?!"
* Jeremy's epic reaction to [[{{Narm}} Branch's reason for being depressed]]:
-->'''Branch''': Because singing killed my grandma, okay?!
-->'''Jeremy:''': Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
** Later on, Jeremy calls back to his reaction:
-->'''Jeremy:''': To what are we granting the reason for this emotional renaissance to Branch? Sure, he told that story about his singing getting his grandma murdered but...it doesn't...I mean...I'm sorry, that story is still so f*cking stupid!
* This bit:
--> *Pots and pans pile onto Bridget*
--> '''Jeremy''': And Bridget is dead.
* This:
-->'''Poppy''': (to Branch) You don't sing, you don't dance, you're so gray all the time!
--> '''Jeremy''': That's graycist.
* "All the trolls have beautiful natural singing voices, but there's always one who has to [[Music/KanyeWest Kanye]] [[{{Autotune}} it up.]]"
* Poppy sings "The Sound of Silence" after Branch insists he's going to sleep:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Poppy decides to behave like a literal troll to poor Branch.
* Jeremy ranting about Chef ambiguously acting as she knew who Lady Glitter Sparkles really was:
-->Jeremy: Gristle only introduced Bridget as his “plus one,” so the only way Chef could know her name is if the screenwriters were committed to seeing Christine Baranski [[LargeHam chew the hell out of her lines]].
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''The Equalizer'' series]]
[[AC:''The Equalizer'']]
* "[[BlandNameProduct Home Mart? HOME MART?! You couldn't come up with a better Home Depot/Wal-Mart ripoff name than Home Mart?!]]"

[[AC:''The Equalizer 2'']]
* At the opening logos:
-->'''Jeremy''': [[TakeThat A 33-second Song logo that tells you its Sony at the beginning AND mentions that Columbia Pictures is a Sony Company at the end is the Sonyest thing ever.]]
* This bit:
-->'''Turkish Guard''': It would be extremely dangerous...for you.
-->'''Jeremy''': We are literally just a movie away from declaring "it would be extremely dangerous...for you" as a cliche!
* Jeremy notes that the opening fight scene has "approximately 777 cuts in it".
** He then declares it to be the "soggy toast of opening fight scenes".
* This:
-->'''Title Card''': Boston, Massachusetts
-->'''Jeremy''': In case you confused it with [[LondonEnglandSyndrome Boston, North Dakota]].
-->'''Jeremy''': [[TakeThat Also...Boston.]]
* This bit:
-->'''Police Officer''': Someone delivered your daughter downstairs.
-->'''Jeremy''': WAS IT BATMAN?! OH BOY, I HOPE IT'S BATMAN! THAT WOULD BE- Oh, it's Denzel.
* Jeremy sins a shot of a computer for having [[TakeThat Minecraft]] on its screen.
* "I'm surprised that, with all of this Lyft product placement, they didn't just call the movie "Equalyfter 2".
* During a romantic scene between Robert and Susan:
-->'''Jeremy''': [[RomanticPlotTumor SKIP! SKIP! F*CKING SKIP!]]
* Jeremy pauses the movie to point out graffiti on the wall that literally just says "Gang" and sins it.
* At the appearance of Brian Plummer:
-->'''Jeremy''': AH! [[ActorAllusion President Whitmore!]]
-->'''Jeremy''': Also, Bill Pullman makes his grand entrance into The Equalizer 2 only to tell us he's going to [[IncrediblyLamePun Pullman out. It's an imperfect but reasonable method of Pullman control.]]
* Jeremy refers to the movie under alternative titles such as "Lyft: Infynyty War" "My Dinner With Susan" and "Paint Drying: The Motion Picture" when he gets annoyed at the lack of action throughout the film.
* Jeremy bets 5 million sins that Dave is Susan's murderer. [[BrickJoke He's right and the film is awarded the 5 million sins.]]
* Later:
-->'''Dave''': We all must pay for our sins.
-->'''Jeremy''': And you've got 5 million of them!
* Jeremy really does not like [[TheScrappy Miles]], practically screaming at the character to shut up during the climatic ending.
-->'''Jeremy''': Miles, I hate you.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''The Expendables'' series]]
[[AC:''The Expendables]]

[[AC:''The Expendables 2'']]
* Jeremy has a new one for his running gag of "In case you confused it with somewhere else"
-->'''On Screen caption''': Sindhupalchowk District, Nepal.
-->'''Jeremy''': Just in case you confused it with a place you can pronounce.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Fantastic Beasts'' series]]
[[AC: ''Fantastic Beasts & Where To Find Them'']]
* "Welcome to the wonderful world of Harry Potter, now with 100% less Harry Potter!"
* Jeremy's complete and utter loathing for Newt's [[BagOfHolding magical suitcase]]:
-->'''Jeremy:''' You know what? F*ck this suitcase and everything it represents.
* This exchange:
-->'''Newt:''' You're a Legillimens. 
-->'''Queenie:''' Yeah, but I always have trouble with your kind. Brits.
-->'''Jeremy:''' That's Britcist. *ding*
* Jeremy talking about how the word "Obscurus" would make a great name for an emo band. 
* Jeremy's characterization of Newt as "Series/DoctorWho, VideoGame/{{Pokemon}} Trainer".

[[AC: ''Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald'']]
* At the opening shot of the movie:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Blade Runner: 1927.
* The opening escape scene is so poorly lit, Jeremy attempts to [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere cut to the sentencing scene early because of how tedious the movie is.]] The (fake) sin tally is ">:( >:( >:(" before it abruptly cuts back to the video.
* When Grindelwald drops a victim from his carriage:
-->'''Jeremy:''' All the magic in the world at my fingertips but- nope- I'll let GRAVITY decide this!
* This bit:
-->'''Title Card:''' London, England
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag In case you confused it with Lauren London.]]
** Later:
-->'''Title Card:''' Paris, France
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[BrickJoke In case you confused it with Paris Jackson!]]
* When Newt is being grilled by the Wizarding government in London, Jeremy wonders if [[TakeThat "they're trying to pass the Wizarding equivalent of the Sokovia Accords and for equally stupid reasons!"]]
* This:
-->'''Arnold:''' He is very...seductive.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Not Chocolat level seductive though, more on the level of The Astronaut's Wife.]]
* "[[MisaimedMarketing Hey, kids!]] Do you want to see fun escapism that DOESN'T involve infanticide in the first 20 minutes? [[WhatDoYouMeanItsNotForKids Boy, have you come to the wrong place!]]"
* This:
-->'''Newt:''' Dumbledore?
-->'''Jeremy:''' Pause for audience applause.
* "Way too many minutes of Nifflers...niffling."
* At a aquatic monster coming out of a bathtub:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[DolledUpInstallment This Harry Potter movie is actually a stealth prequel to The Shape of Water.]]
* Jeremy gets annoyed at all of the new spells in the movie:
-->'''Jeremy:''' God damn, I am SICK of all these magical powers just popping up out of nowhere. Walking through walls?! Wizards are basically the X-Men now.
* This:
-->'''Newt:''' She was born to run, you see.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Good thing she got out while she was young.
* "I love when wizards hold wands up like they're f*cking 9MMs. It's a long range weapon, dumbass."
* Jeremy refers to Grindelwald as "Nazi [[ActorAllusion Raoul Duke.]]"
* The movie gets a BonusRound of Grindelwald's KubrickStare into the camera.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Fantastic Four'' series]]
[[AC:''Fantastic Four'']]
* The various jokes about the team's sex lives with their new powers.
* The PowerIncontinence issues that plague the human-looking characters throughout the film.
--> '''Jeremy:''' Johnny's powers should have melted the box he was in long before reaching 4000 degrees Kelvin, even 2000 degrees should've vaporized everyone in that building.
--> '''Jeremy:''' Sue can contain a supernova-level firestorm despite not being able to hold a shield against Doom's electricity attack moments earlier.
* "Desperate scientist running out of time and funding tests crazy scheme on himself" cliché.

[[AC: ''Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer'']]
* When Reed Richards notifies the Thing to not tell Sue or Johnny that he's building a machine in the middle of the city.
-->'''Reed Richards''': Don't tell Johnny.
-->*Johnny immediately flies down from quite a distance away*
-->'''Johnny Storm''': Don't tell Johnny what?
-->'''Jeremy''': Nope. He didn't even come close to hearing that.
* [[RunningGag "Reed is a dick]] [[ItMakesSenseInContext to people in general."]]
*
-->'''Reed''': I stayed in and studied like a good little nerd. Fifteen years later, I'm one of the greatest minds of the twenty-first century.
-->'''[[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Homer Simpson]]''': NEEERRRRD!!!!!!

[[AC:''[[Film/FantasticFour2015 Fantastic Four]]'' (2015)]]
* Seeing Michael B. Jordan and Reg E. Carthy (both actors from ''Series/TheWire'') play father and son reminds Jeremy of The Wire, which in turn makes him want to go watch it. In fact, Jeremy briefly stops making the video to go watch it.
-->'''Title Card''': GONE TO WATCH THE WIRE. *Will return in 60 hours.
* "ComicBook/DoctorDoom over here."
-->'''Jeremy''': Did you guys feel that? I think we were actually punched in the nose with obviousness. I'm actually bleeding.
* Jeremy goes on a rant and gives a sin for a character in a science fiction movie saying that something isn't possible. The next sin is him agreeing that it really shouldn't be possible.
* Jeremy's utter confusion that Doom's motivation is returning to Planet Zero and everyone trying to stop him.
* The usual Roll Credits gag fails due to the TitleDrop being the last scene of the movie.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''The Fast and the Furious'' franchise]]
[[AC:''Film/{{The Fast and the Furious|2001}}'']]
* "''"Cliché villain is cliché"'' cliché."

[[AC:''Film/TwoFastTwoFurious'']]
* "Tyrese finally earns his [[RunningGag paycheck]] in this movie!"
* As Roman is being arrested:
--> '''Roman:''' What's this about, man?!\\
'''Jeremy:''' [[SarcasmMode It couldn't be that time I shot at you 20 times, right?]]

[[AC:''Film/TheFastAndTheFuriousTokyoDrift'']]
* After a very predictable scene, Jeremy comments:
--> '''Jeremy:''' "OH MAN! Movie just unleashed the Secret Cliché Prize Box! Tell 'em what they've won, Jeremy! Thanks, Jeremy. Movie, you have won an additional 10 sins for all the clichés in this movie!"
* This bit:
--> '''Twinkie:''' This is DK's mountain.
--> '''Jeremy:''' [[NamesTheSame Is he going to]] [[VideoGame/DonkeyKong throw barrels at me?]]

[[AC:''Film/FastAndFurious'']]

[[AC:''Film/FastFive'']]
* In a bit of a reversal... "Tyrese had to drag this movie into this, didn't he?"
* This conversation:
--> '''Guard:''' (reading a fake ID by Tyrese) It says Caucasian!\\
'''Roman:''' It's a tan. You know a tan?\\
'''Jeremy:''' Jesus Christ. *ding*
* (During the scene where the toilets blow up) "Movie depicts exactly what's it like watching these movies." *ding*

[[AC:''Film/FastAndFuriousSix'']]
* Early in the movie, someone is seen jumping from a speeding car on an elevated highway to a speeding car on a ground level highway.
-->'''Jeremy''': F*ck you. *ding*
* This scene during the climax:
--> '''Luke:''' (jumps out of the moving airplane down to the moving jeep below him)\\
'''Jeremy:''' Double GODDAMMIT. *ding*\\
'''Letty:''' (jumps out of the moving airplane down to the moving jeep below her)\\
'''Jeremy:''' Triple GODDAMMIT. *ding*
* During the climax, when Dom manages to drive out of the exploding airplane through the nose:
-->''"The acceptance of sh*t like this is why we can't have good movies." *ding*''
** In a moment before that:
-->''Letty, it's just a wreck that kills people. Dom will be fine''
* Already lots of sins for the scene with the tank, but then in the next scene the characters comment that the tank was 70 tons.
--> '''Jeremy:''' Okay, so 70 tons? That tank's 70 tons were in any way slowed down or stopped by a f*cking Mustang? F*CK YOU IN THE EAR, MOVIE.
* The final comment:
--> '''Jeremy:''' You can sit back and drink your Red Bull and blab all you want about how all these movies are escapist fun and you're not supposed to take them seriously, but I'm still gonna fuck your sister later tonight.

[[AC:''Film/FuriousSeven'']]
* Whenever Creator/VinDiesel narrates, Jeremy gives us:
-->"[[Film/PitchBlack I thought it shuts down during cryo-sleep!]]"
* "You just earned yourself a dance with the devil, boy."
-->'''Jeremy''': [[{{Narm}} That line]].
* Jeremy yells at Dom for calling ''Series/TheIncredibleHulk'' a "bad 70s show."
-->'''Jeremy''': That show RULED, so shut your whore mouth!
* "Hey look, in Tokyo they ALSO have unreasonably short skirts at car gatherings! We're not really so different after all!!"
* Jeremy suffers SarcasmFailure when Dom drives his car off a cliff and is completely fine afterwards.
* Jeremy slaps an instant 1000 sins for the "jump from building to building" stunt in Abu Dhabi. And then gives the movie an extra "screw you" sin for being referred to as "the most critically acclaimed movie in the franchise".
* "Tonight, the part of Holly Holm will be played by Michelle Rodriguez."
* Very late in the video, when a parking lot caves in on Dom.
-->'''Letty''': DOM!!
-->'''Jeremy''': <sigh> Letty... just... he's fine.
* The fact that the sin counter added up to 1337, which is Leet Speak.
-->'''Sentence''': 6 Months On [[Film/MadMaxFuryRoad The Fury Road]]. [[note]]'''Nux''': Oh, what a day! WHAT A LOVELY DAY![[/note]]
* The "In X minutes" part of the title is changed to "<sigh>". Not "In <sigh> minutes", just "<sigh>".
* "Comcast." *ding* *ding* *ding* *ding* *ding*

[[AC:''Film/TheFateOfTheFurious'']]
* The "In X minutes" part of the title is changed to "GODDAMMIT."
-->'''Jeremy:''' All right, let's get this sh*t over with...
* Jeremy making fun of the Cuban mile, and Cuban jokes in general:
-->'''Jeremy''': It's like a baker's dozen, only with empanadas instead of donuts.
-->'''Jeremy''': (After Letty says this is Cuban NOS) What's the difference between NOS and Cuban NOS? NOS is Nitrous Oxide, so if it were different it wouldn't be NOS, but some other compound entirely...
-->'''Jeremy''': It only needs to go a mile... ahem... A CUBAN MILE DOM
-->'''Jeremy''': How have they already not gone the amount of distance I think a Cuban mile is?
-->'''Jeremy''': Yeah it's on fire. [[HollywoodFire It's just Cuban fire.]]
* Once again, the franchise makes Jeremy suffer SarcasmFailure. In this case, it involves showing Hobbs highly classified information at a little girls' soccer game.
* The movie is so terrible, Jeremy decides that [[RunningGag Tyrese has not earned his paycheck.]]
* The torpedo scene exceeded such sin tolerance, the sin counter ''breaks''.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Goddamn! This scene... this scene just broke the f*cking sin counter!!
** Eventually, the sin counter glitches out and remains so for the rest of the video after another ridiculous and over-the-top scene plays...
--->'''Jeremy:''' Are you OK?! Are you OK?! Help, Chris, the sin counter isn't breathing, man!
--->'''Chris:''' I'll dial 911! ''(a heartbeat flatline sound is heard)'' Oh my God! ''(Chris starts sobbing uncontrollably)'' It's dead, isn't it? It's f*cking dead! WHY, GOD?! WHY?!? TAKE ME!!
*** This scene in particular also sounds like Chris is {{Corpsing}} during his rant.
** The final sin count is "R.I.P." (also glitching; the actual sin count is 175), and the sentence is "Chop Shop", which is accompanied by the [[Film/TheBigLebowski The Dude saying, "Well, they finally did it. They killed my f*cking car."]]


[[AC:''Film/HobbsAndShaw'']]
* "[[RunningGag Comcast.]]"
* When Brixton first appears:
--->'''Jeremy:''' [[CanonWelding Glad to see they added Heimdall to the Fast and Furious franchise.]]
* Jeremy's comments on the fight scenes:
--->'''Jeremy:''' Don't worry, the editing will do the ass beating for you!
* When Hobbs eats a gigantic stack of pancakes, Jeremy surmises that [[CrossesTheLineTwice he eventually becomes the Gluttony victim in Seven.]]
* When Hobbs and Shaw first meet in the agency:
--->'''Hobbs:''' NO F*CKING WAY!
--->'''Shaw:''' NO F*CKING WAY!
--->'''Jeremy:''' It's good to know that our planet's top agencies feel perfectly comfortable putting two guys who hate each other on the same time for the comedy.
* This:
--->'''Shaw:''' Me and you? We've been down this road before. Complete waste of time!
--->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Initial test audience screening notes somehow made it into the actual film!]]
* "''EVERYTHING'' about this poorly-lit CGI fight scene with Jason Staham is eye cancer!"
* This:
--->'''Hobbs:''' Bullsh*t! She's too good looking to be your sister!
--->'''Jeremy:''' I honestly can't figure out if these are actual thoughts Hobbs has about Shaw or if he's just f*cking with him. I also honestly can't figure out if this movie is for real or if it's just punching me in the dick for 2 hours and 16 minutes.
* Jeremy decides that every time a character survives something improbable, he's going to yell Jumanji.
** He ends up adding a hundred sins when a car drives out of a building and is perfectly fine.
* This bit:
--->'''Hobbs:''' Can someone tell me what the fresh turkey hell we're dealing with here?!
--->'''Jeremy:''' [[ARareSentence Fresh turkey hell.]]
* This:
--->'''Hattie:''' I don't have time for your macho male bullsh*t right now!
--->'''Jeremy:''' Too bad audiences didn't say the same thing. Oh well, we'll see what happens when [[SequelSnark The Fast and the Furious Presents Hobbs and Shaw: 2 Hobbs and 2 Shaw in Space!]] Coming out 2022.
* Jeremy notes that Hobbs and Shaw have so much tension with each other, [[HoYay he's surprised they didn't become a couple.]]
* This bit:
--->'''Shaw:''' We're entering the drop zone!
--->'''Jeremy:''' Drop Zone contains neither Wesley Snipes nor Gary Busey.
* When Brixton gets away:
--->'''Hobbs:''' He really is black Superman!
--->'''Jeremy:''' [[SarcasmMode Because Superman is obviously known for his skills on a motorbike.]]
%% (Too different from the actual quote from video) * "If it wasn't for this metal grate, the car would have smashed into the wall and this movie would be over. Wait, this movie would have been over?! F*cking metal grate."
* Jeremy adds 10 sins without saying a word when Shaw drifts a car onto a moving truck.
* This:
--->'''Hobbs:''' Alright, we're going into battle with the family heirlooms!
--->'''Jeremy:''' Wow! I can't wait until the Ewoks join the final battle!
* This bit:
--->'''Shaw:''' War is what I do.
--->'''Jeremy:''' [[NamestheSame And the name of a terrible movie you were in!]]
* This:
--->'''Hattie:''' I've wasted so much time...
--->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Movie films Vanessa Kirby commenting on said movie and puts it in the final edit.]]
* In honor of Hobbs and Shaw having conversations in scenarios that are impossible, Jeremy creates a new type of sin: "he heard this".
* Jeremy cracks up when Hobbs stops a helicopter from taking off by ''holding the chains'' like he was a superhero.
* During the SequelHook:
--->'''Voice:''' You don't remember me, Hobbs. But we're going to have a hell of a reunion.
--->'''Jeremy:''' Sequel-baiting.
[[/folder]]

[[folder: ''Fifty Shades of Grey'' films]]
[[AC:''Fifty Shades of Grey'']]
* (During the credits for actress Dakota Johnson and director Sam Taylor-Johnson) "Haha, Johnson!" *ding*
* "The guy (Christian Grey) may have a big dick, but he also ''IS'' a big dick. Dick." *ding*
* Jeremy compares the fact that the book came from ''Literature/{{Twilight}}'' [[FanficRecs/{{Twilight}} fan-fiction]] to recycling the action from the shock video, 2 Girls 1 Cup.
* The first scene in the hardware store.
-->'''Anastasia:''' Maybe coveralls, so you could protect your clothes?\\
'''Christian:''' Could just take all my clothes off.\\
'''Jeremy:''' What a whore. ''*ding*''
* "Movie that promised me kinky sex has gone over 23 minutes without offering up any kinky sex." *ding*
* "Wow, even the "Bella lip-bite" is lifted from ''Twilight!'' Does this movie have one single f*cking thing to offer me that is original, besides the kinky sex which, incidentally, still hasn't shown up at the 30 f*cking minute mark?!" *ding*
* Jeremy comparing the film unfavorably to other "Pacific Northwest" movies like ''Film/SleeplessInSeattle'' and ''Film/{{Singles}}''.
* "BDSM isn't open during business hours." *ding*
-->'''Christian:''' You're biting your lip.\\
'''Jeremy:''' Christian Grey would be excellent at Cinema-Sinning ''Twilight'' movies. *ding*
* Jeremy marks waiting 43 minutes for the "kinky sex". *ding* And two full minutes of disrobing. *ding*
* Jeremy wonders if watching this at the premiere was awkward for Creator/DakotaJohnson's parents, Don Johnson and Creator/MelanieGriffith.
* "Of course, she's a movie virgin, so this is the best sex ever had by a virgin in the history of first times. It's not painful and she has 15 G-spots." ''*ding*''
* Jeremy complains about not getting to see Christian's junk, considering the other content in this film.
* Jeremy mentioning "dragging" certain actors and actresses into this film.
* "Movie characters will now send a series of texts and [=IMs=] to each other on-screen because clearly the actors revolted when asked to repeat too many words from the script. *ding*
* "Movie goes full '[[Film/ThePassionOfTheChrist Passion of the Christ]]', which my penis was not prepared for." *ding*
* "I think this movie could have been finished in 30 seconds. 'Anastasia.' 'Christian.' 'You want me to f*ck you and whip you?' 'No.' The End." *ding*
* The end.
-->'''Christian:''' Ana.\\
'''Anastasia:''' Christian. ''(elevator closes)''\\
'''Jeremy:''' [[Literature/{{Twilight}} I'm glad they could get that straight at the end of the movie.]] ''*ding*''

[[AC:''Fifty Shades Darker'']]
* "Dull movie calls Portland dull, and I'm ready to give it 50 sins out of spite. Hell, Portland, TENNESSEE is less dull than this movie. They're proud and progressive, I hear".
* The scene in which Creator/MarciaGayHarden's character slaps the character of Creator/KimBasinger is dubbed "Oscar-on-Oscar violence".

[[AC:''Fifty Shades Freed'']]
* One of the outtakes:
-->'''Jack Hyde:''' I could have been Christian Gray!
-->'''Fredo Corleone:''' I can handle things! I'm smart!
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Friday the 13th'' series]]
[[AC:''Friday the 13th'' (1980)]]
* Upon seeing Creator/KevinBacon, Jeremy pipes up with "Discount Kevin Bacon" before realizing it's the genuine article... and reiterating "Discount Kevin Bacon. [[RetroactiveRecognition Got him while he was still cheap]]. Good for them."
* This bit of commentary:
--> '''Jack:''' Hey, hey, this is no dream.
--> '''Jeremy:''' Hey, hey! Sure can't wait to hear Danny and the Juniors tonight at the sock hop!
* The RunningGag of "Movie kills the cutest woman X amount of minutes in."
* Jeremy's honest distress when the counselors' strip Monopoly game is interrupted.
* The RuleOfThree coming into play:
--> ''(shot of Ned dancing wearing a feather headdress)'''
--> '''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag That's racist.]]

--> '''Officer:''' ''(to the girls)'' Hey, can it, [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cochise Cochise]].
--> '''Jeremy:''' ''That's'' racist.

--> '''Officer:''' ''(to Ned)'' I told you to sit on it, Tonto.
--> '''Jeremy:''' ''That's'' racist!

[[AC:''Friday the 13th Part 2'']]
* This:
--> '''Jeremy:''' Gotta hand it to Jason, even though he's a mass killer, he's so polite that he takes the tea off the stove when it's ready. What a nice guy.
* Jeremy at first laments [[TheScrappy Crazy Ralph]] showing up, then claims that he should have been the killer.
* "[[TheScrappy I really hate Ted.]]"
** Later on, we get:
---> '''Jeremy:''' Goddamn, I HATE this dude. End of sin!
** Finally:
---> '''Jeremy:''' You mean f*cking Ted stays behind and gets to survive? F*ck the movie!
* Commenting on Terry's [[DistractedByTheSexy lack of a bra]].
-->'''Jeremy:''' This nipples girl nipples doesn't nipples seem nipples too nipples worried nipples about nipples her nipples dog nipples being nipples gone nipples for nipple hours.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Ghost Rider'' series]]
[[AC:''Ghost Rider'']]

[[AC:''Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance'']]
* "Idris Elba isn't in a better movie in this scene."
* One of the stingers:
-->'''Johnny''': You're safe here. We made it.\\
'''Graham Gouldman''': ''[[WesternAnimation/{{Animalympics}} Now that we've made it, we've made it to the top...]]''
* Jeremy noting that the number of rich and powerful people "who would want to see the anointing of a new evil king" are basically the number of people that came to see ''Terminator Genisys'' on opening weekend".
[[/folder]]

[[folder: ''Halloween'' franchise]]
[[AC: ''Halloween'' (1978)]]
* At the beginning of the film:
-->'''Title Card:''' Halloween Night: 1963
-->'''Jeremy:''' Only 22 days before Kennedy's assassination! Coincidence?!
* This:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Man, it'd be weird if this one shot of a matchbook inspired a white-trash inspired reboot of this movie 29 years later. [[TakeThat Thank God that movie doesn't exist.]]
** Later on:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Man, it'd be weird if Dr. Wynn returned in the sixth installment of this franchise and turned out to be the head of an evil cult that worships Michael Myers. [[TakeThat Thank God that movie doesn't exist.]]
* Jeremy wonders how Michael Myers learned to drive if he spent his whole life in an insane asylum, then comes to the conclusion that he used secret Mario Kart paths.
* Jeremy sins payphones for no reason.
** Later, he sins rotary phones.
* When Laurie sees Michael in her backyard:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[StatingTheSimpleSolution And it's at this point that you call the cops.]]
* This bit:
-->'''Sheriff:''' All they took was some Halloween masks, a rope and a couple of knife.
-->'''Jeremy:''' They stole a Halloween mask at the HARDWARE STORE!?
* When Laurie and Tommy watch The Thing From Another World on TV, Jeremy calls the movie out for showing the full 30 seconds of logos, referring to it as a sin within a sin.
* Jeremy wonders, since Michael teleports throughout the house, if he was given ninja training at the asylum.
* Jeremy repeatingly sinning [[TheScrappy Lindsey.]]
* This bit:
-->'''Bob:''' First I rip your clothes off, then you rip my clothes off, then we rip Lindsey's clothes off.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat I was told that, 10 years later, this guy was fired from the Guardians of the Galaxy franchise.]]
* Jeremy cracks up at [[ActuallyPrettyFunny Michael dressing up as a bedsheet ghost disguised as Bob, admitting that Michael's got a good sense of humour.]]
* When Laurie stabs Michael with a knitting needle:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Really feel like Laurie not saying [[BondOneLiner "Sew this"]] as she stabs him was a missed opportunity.
* One of the outtakes:
-->'''Dr. Loomis:''' I met this six year old, pale boy. He had these blank, emotionless eyes...
-->'''Quint:''' [[Film/Jaws Lifeless eyes. Like a doll's eyes.]]
* The final outtake splices in Dr. Loomis's "I shot him 6 times!" rant over him shooting Michael Myers out the window.

[[AC: ''Halloween: H20'']]
* When Nurse Marion from the first film reappears, Jeremy is surprised she isn't dead from her chain smoking rather than being killed by Michael Myers.
* Jeremy questions what Michael Myers did for the past twenty years (noting that Halloween 4-6 was decreed non-canon) after he burnt to death at the end of Halloween 2:
-->'''Jeremy:''' He stopped, dropped and rolled and...then what?
* [[TakeThat "Introducing Josh Harnett."]] gets five sins.
* Jeremy is pleased to see that Janet Leigh and Jamie Lee Curtis share screen time...until he remembers that they were in John Carpenter's The Fog then dismisses it as "nobody saw The Fog anyway".
* This:
-->'''Jeremy:''' This scene was LL Cool J's audition for Deep Blue Sea! Wait a minute...H20. Deep Blue Sea. There's a connection here...oh yeah! [[TakeThat They both suck!]]
* This:
-->'''Josh:''' It's been 20 years! Don't you think he would have shown up by now?!
-->'''Jeremy:''' Yep.
* This bit:
-->'''Ronnie:''' I want to tanalise myself with your sweet nectar.
-->'''Jeremy:''' "Deepest. Bluest. My hat is like a shark's fin", she replied.
* Jeremy wonders if Michael should go into knife demonstration, with how he manages to lift people in the air with them.
* Jeremy refers to Ronnie as a reverse Deux Ex Machina: a Hominid Ut Defecta, which he translates as "a human f*cking sh*t up."
* At the ending of the film:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Man, it'd be weird if Laurie wound up killing a paramedic instead of her brother and ended up in an insane asylum. [[TakeThat Thank God that movie doesn't exist.]]
* One of the outtakes dubs in the "change" speech from Rocky IV over Michael reaching out to Laurie.

[[AC: ''Halloween'' (2007)]]
* The Jack-O-Lantern BonusRound.

[[AC: ''Halloween'' (2018)]]
* "While they didn't give Aaron Corey an apple, that scarf might as well be one because it makes him look like [[RunningGag an asshole.]]
* This bit:
-->'''Aaron:''' I've followed your story for years and yet still know so little about you.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Probably because he only killed his sister, then broke out years later to kill a trucker, a couple of teenage girls and a horny guy named Bob who may or may not have been a pedophile. That's it. His murder spree story wouldn't even get a whiff on My Favorite Murder. Now, if you had 9 movies to choose from...
* This:
-->'''Aaron:''' You feel it, don't you, Michael?! You feel the mask!
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[SarcasmBlind No. He sees it, remember?]]
* Jeremy remarks that he'd have removed sins if they showed the podcast crew take a Captain Kirk mask and transform it into the iconic Myers mask.
* Jeremy's reaction to the title:
-->'''Jeremy:''' There are three movies in this franchise just called "Halloween." Should have just called this movie [[TakeThat Halloween: H40 because this movie is one Josh Harnett and one girl from The Creek away from being just that.]]
* The RunningGag of Jeremy being annoyed at how the movie retcons all of the original sequels.
* This bit:
-->'''Laurie:''' Michael Myers killed only 5 people.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Oh, come on! [[RecognitionFailure I know all those people he killed in Halloween 3: Season of the Witch!]]
* This:
-->'''Ray:''' [[MythologyGag Wasn't it her brother who, like, murdelated all those teenagers?]]
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[PerfectlyCromulentWord "Murdelated".]]
* When Laurie plays the tape of Dr. Loomis's analysis of Michael, Jeremy notes that it's actually [[ActorAllusion Ernest Blofeld instead. "Two completely different characters with NO connection whatsoever!"]]
* At a shot of Laurie drinking in her car:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Looks like Jamie Lee Curtis went to the [[SubvertedCatchphrase Denzel Washington School of Drinking Inside a Parked Car for Actors Portraying Alcoholism]] and took Advanced Placement courses!
* "Judy Greer looks as [[TakeThat irritated as I am that she's being wasted in yet another movie.]]"
* When Michael murders a child:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Michael couldn't just [[StatingtheSimpleSolution steal the truck while the kid was outside.]] [[WouldHurtaChild He had to make sure a kid died.]] This Halloween: [[PunctuatedForEmphasis EVIL. ISN'T PRACTICAL.]]
* This bit:
-->'''Dr. Sartain:''' Did he...escape?
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag Asshole plays the Pronoun Game so Officer Hawkings has to ask who "he" is.]]
* [[SarcasmMode "I'm so glad that this movie that's supposed to be al about an older woman dealing with a traumatic past and conquering her fears still found a way to put dumb teenagers doing dumb teenage sh*t.]]"
* As Karen escapes from Michael:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Running! Running! Running! Excitement?!
* At one point, Jeremy complains about Michael carving a human head into a Jack-O-Lantern, saying how long it'd take to do that before [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial noting he has no personal experience with that. At all.]]
* This bit:
-->'''Laurie:''' Happy Halloween, motherf*cker.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Poor form, Laurie. You know this knife isn't going to kill him. Besides, it's already November 1st.
* The sentence: [[Film/HalloweenIIISeasonOfTheWitch "Silver Shamrock", complete with audio of Dr. Challs screaming.]]
-->'''Dr. Challs:''' Stop it! STOP IT! STOP IIIIIIIIIIIIIT!
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Harry Potter'' series]]
[[AC:''Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone'']]
* [[WhatAnIdiot "Dumbledore leaves Harry with his sh*t-headed relatives knowing full well they will abuse and mistreat him for years to come."]] ''*ding*''
* "Hermione isn't old enough to be hot yet." ''*ding*''
* As Harry sends off Hedwig...
-->''"Where am I supposed to go?!? You didn't give me a letter!!" *ding*''
* In one post-review stinger...
-->'''Voldermort:''' ...when you can join me, and live?\\
'''Harry:''' [[BigNever Never!]]\\
'''Jeremy:''' [[Film/TheEmpireStrikesBack Voldermort offers an empire, but Harry strikes back.]] ''*ding*''

[[AC:''Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets'']]
* "I get the sense that Slytherin needs to re-brand itself. I mean, everything associated with Slytherin is evil. All the evil kids go here. If you're sent to Slytherin, the school is basically saying, 'You're a bad kid... Have fun being an asshole, s*ithead.'" ''*ding*''

[[AC:''Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban'']]
* "Black could be anywhere." "That's racist." ''*ding*''
* The boggart scene:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Holy sh*t, she just turned that cobra into something ''even scarier''. Why is everyone laughing?! ''*ding*''

[[AC:''Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire'']]
* At the scene where Ireland's magic fireworks turn into a dancing leprechaun: "That's racist." ''*ding*''
* This:
-->'''Hermione:''' ''(to Ron)'' Would you care to join us?\\
'''Ron:''' No, I would not care to join you and ''Viktor''.\\
'''Jeremy:''' Ron's character motivations are so base he might as well just ''be'' a penis. ''*ding*''
* "The Yule Ball has been a tradition of the Triwizard Tournament since its [[{{Film/Inception}} inception]]." *BWOWM*
* "From now on, I'm calling my penis 'Secret Swan'". ''*ding*''

[[AC:''Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix'']]
* When Harry snaps at Ron:
-->'''Harry:''' I said I'm fine, Ron!\\
'''Jeremy:''' Harry Potter is a dick to Rons. ''*ding*''
* [[CrossesTheLineTwice "Neville reaches deep down into his British roots and conquers India."]]
* For Harry and Cho's kiss: "Room of Requirement does not furnish condoms." ''*ding*''
* This exchange.
-->'''Ron:''' Well...how was it?\\
'''Harry:''' Wet.\\
'''Jeremy:''' Well, this movie got a whole lot more interesting. ''*ding*''
* These series of sins during the reveal of Grawp:
-->'''Harry:''' And the more you care, the more you have to lose.\\
'''Jeremy:''' Well, then I must have nothing to lose right about now. ''*ding*''\\
'''Harry:''' So maybe it's just better to...\\
'''Hermione:''' To what?\\
'''Jeremy:''' Well, sh*t, Hermione... if you don't interrupt, maybe he'll answer the question! ''*ding*''\\
'''Ron:''' Any idea where he's taking us?\\
'''Harry:''' Hagrid, why can't you just tell us?\\
'''Jeremy:''' Because this is a Harry Potter movie, and he's Hagrid. I mean... those are the only two reasons I can see. ''*ding*''\\
'''Hagrid:''' With Dumbledore gone... I'll likely be getting the sack any day now.\\
''[Scene of Umbridge speaking to Hagrid is shown]''\\
'''Jeremy:''' Didn't Umbridge visit you and already do that? ''*ding*''\\
'''Hagrid:''' I couldn't just leave [Grawp], because... because he's my brother.\\
'''Jeremy:''' [[SarcasmMode Dun dun DUUUUHN!]] ''*ding*'' [[ShapedLikeItself Also, CGI brother is CGI.]] ''*ding*''\\
''[Ron tries to smack Grawp's leg with a stick when the latter grabs Hermione, but the stick breaks]''\\
'''Jeremy:''' Is Ron serious? ''*ding*''
* "Umbridge decorates her walls with Website/YouTube's recommended video section."

[[AC:''Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince'']]
* After layering all the relationship stuff, we get into Ron at the infirmary.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Love how ''all the teachers'' are just silently absorbing the teen romance drama unfolding in front of them, as though there aren't more important topics to discuss or things to do. ''*ding*''
* About Slughorn:
-->'''Harry:''' You said Professor Slughorn would try to collect me.\\
'''Jeremy:''' Yeah, what the f*ck did you mean by that? ''*ding*''\\
'''Harry:''' Do you want me to let him?\\
'''Jeremy:''' Wait...You KNOW what the f*ck he meant by that? ''*ding*''
* About Butterbeer:
-->'''Harry:''' Anyone fancy a butterbeer?\\
'''Jeremy:''' NO! I've been to your Wizarding World and I've had your "butterbeer" and it's disgusting. Cream soda, crossed with marshmallow, crossed with 15 pounds of sugar. You turned "sweet" into a swear word! ''*ding*''
* Jeremy REALLY doesn't like the magical dancing cake topper. After the initial sin, he mentions it three more times
** First:
--->'''Jeremy:''' Plenty of magic to go around during a time when everyone's scared of a massive threat. We can't protect the children, but we can make cake-toppers dance, so we got that going for us. ''*ding*''
** Next, when the Weasleys' house catches on fire:
--->'''Jeremy:''' Why is the family that uses magic to scrub pans and move cake-toppers worried about a simple fire? Can't they just magic up themselves a new shoe-house? ''*ding*''
** Then, when Harry and Dumbledore call the boat to reach Voldemort's Horcrux:
--->'''Jeremy:''' He's calling a boat out of the water, but... it's kind of hard to believe that in a world with a spell that makes cake-toppers dance there's not also a spell just to create a boat and plop it right where you're standing. ''*ding*''
** Finally, in the scene where Harry overhears the conversation between Malfoy and Dumbledore:
--->'''Jeremy:''' In a world full of magical bullsh*t that is completely unnecessary, there is apparently nothing called an "anti-eavesdropping" spell. They can create invisible train station entrances, fix eyeglasses, and other completely useless sh*t. Like dancing cake toppers. Have I mentioned this movie has magical dancing cake toppers? Because it does. ''*ding*''

[[AC:''Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Part 1'']]
* When Hermione reads the tale of the three brothers:
-->'''Hermione:''' There were once three brothers who were traveling along a lonely, winding road at twilight.\\
'''Ron:''' Midnight. Mom always said midnight.\\
''(Hermione glares at him)''\\
'''Ron:''' ...But twilight's fine. Better, actually.\\
'''Jeremy:''' Ron betrays the Harry Potter series by saying "''Literature/{{Twilight}}'' is better". I bet he's even on Team Jacob, the bastard. ''*ding*''

[[AC:''Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Part 2'']]
* When Harry is gathering Snape's tears into a vial, Jeremy Scott jokes about the movie's rapid shift in tone.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Funny story. So, I went to go to the bathroom, and then I came back to a completely different auditorium showing a movie where some dude's tears were suddenly magical and being harvested by...Oh, wait, this is the RIGHT auditorium? ''*ding*''
* When Voldemort announces "Harry Potter is dead!" and all of the other Death Eaters laugh, Jeremy responds by saying "Voldemort at the Improv!"
* When Harry and Voldemort lock wands during the final showdown.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Harry and Voldemort set a bad example on how to celebrate Christmas. ''*ding*''
* When Luna sits down next to Neville after the final fight between Harry and Voldemort:
-->'''Jeremy:''' And the unlikely romantic pairings continue. ''*ding*''
* "Movie skips over Voldemort's two resurrections to cut straight to the happy ending."
[[/folder]]

[[folder: ''Home Alone'' Series]]
[[AC:''Home Alone'']]
* At the opening shot of the house, all adorned with Christmas lights...
-->'''Jeremy:''' Why, yes, the obviously well-off family with 1,600 kids ''has'' overdone it on the Christmas lights. Thanks for noticing!
* This:
-->'''Buzz:''' Is it true that French babes don't shave their pits?
-->'''Jeremy:''' C'est raciste.
* Peter tells Kevin to pick up the Micro Machines off the floor, which prompts this remark:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Holy hell, a film shout-out to Micro Machines, whose commercials are on record as being 1/3 the inspiration of [=CinemaSins=]! Two sins off!! ''(-2 sins)''
* Jeremy keeps commenting on the borderline sadistic nature of Kevin's traps, while taking occasional potshots at the implausibility of Kevin planning out and setting up all the traps in his house in little over one hour.
-->'''Jeremy:''' ''(as Kevin is leaving the church)'' Kevin cuts this '''extremely''' close, waiting until 8:00 pm before even '''starting''' his plan to horribly mutilate Marv and Harry. ''*ding*''\\
\\
'''Kevin:''' This is ''my'' house! I have to defend it!\\
'''Jeremy:''' Sure, but you could also just [[FridgeLogic call the goddamn cops as soon as the robbers show up]], rather than design a Saw-like torture house. ''*ding*''\\
\\
'''Jeremy:''' ''(as Kevin unrolls the map of the traps)'' Not only did Kevin have time to develop this pain map in less than one hour, he found time to colorize it. ''*ding*''\\
\\
''(after Kevin has shot Harry and Marv a few times --in the crotch and the face, respectively-- with a BB-gun)''\\
'''Jeremy:''' At this point, the burglars should call the cops on this psychotic little bastard that openly rejoices after shooting people in the face. ''*ding*''\\
\\
'''Jeremy:''' ''(when Harry activates the blowtorch trap)'' Not only does this ''not'' burn the house down, why the f*ck do the [=McCallisters=] have an antique blowtorch? And it works?!?! ''*ding*''\\
\\
'''Jeremy:''' ''(after Marv steps on the ornaments' shards)'' Kevin has [[FootFocus a fascination with feet]], but [[AgonyOfTheFeet the angry kind]]. He's kind of like the Bizarro Creator/QuentinTarantino. ''*ding*''\\
\\
'''Kevin:''' You guys had enough or are you thirsty for more?\\
'''Jeremy:''' Kevin could have called the cops several minutes ago, but would like to enact a few more acts of torment onto these wretched bastards. ''*ding*''\\
\\
''(as Harry and Marv get caught by the tripwire after pushing their way through every other trap)''\\
'''Jeremy:''' Kevin turns this impeccably-designed unholy house of pain into a damn footrace at the end. ''*ding*''\\
\\
'''Kevin:''' Hey, guys! ''(prepares to cut the zipline)''\\
'''Jeremy:''' Had Kevin just run to the Murphys' house and left Marv and Harry up on the rope, he'd have avoided any dramatics when he got there, but no... this little asshole knows no mercy. ''*ding*''

[[AC:''Home Alone 2: Lost In New York'']]
* The reaction to the [[TakeThat Donald]] [[UsefulNotes/DonaldTrump Trump]] cameo:
-->'''Kevin:''' Excuse me, where's the lobby?\\
'''Trump:''' [[WrongTurnAtAlbuquerque Down the hall and to the left.]]\\
'''Sin counter:''' ''+1,000,000,000 sins''
* When Kevin gets a hotel room by using a voice modifier to make his order:
-->'''Kevin (slowed-down voice)''' This is Peter [=McCallister.=] The father.\\
'''Plaza Hotel woman:''' Yes, sir.\\
'''Kevin (slowed-down voice):''' I'd like a hotel room.\\
'''Plaza Hotel woman:''' Yes.\\
'''Jeremy:''' If you needed any more proof that Kevin grows up to be Franchise/{{Saw}} and/or Film/TheCollector, here it is.
** A BrickJoke ensues in the stingers:
-->'''Plaza Hotel woman:''' Plaza Reservations, may I help you?\\
'''[[Franchise/{{Saw}} Jigsaw (recording)]]:''' [[Film/{{Saw}} Hello, Amanda. I want to play a game.]]
* Jeremy takes a sin off when Creator/TimCurry shows up.
-->'''Jeremy:''' I know I'm going hard on this movie, and it deserves it, but I'm taking off a sin for Tim Curry, who's a national [[PrecisionFStrike f*cking]] treasure. And I don't care that he's English, we're claiming him! ''(-1 sin)''
* Everything with Mr. Duncan:
-->'''Mr. Duncan:''' Two turtle doves. You keep one, and you give the other one to a very special person.\\
'''Jeremy:''' "Or to a random homeless lady that you'll meet tonight and get to know for less than two hours. Up to you." ''*ding*''\\
'''Mr. Duncan:''' You see, turtle doves are a symbol of friendship and love.\\
'''Jeremy:''' The 1990's was the last decade where this line being delivered by an old dude to a kid wouldn't be creepy. ''*ding*''
* When Kevin slips on ice as he runs from Marv and Harry:
-->''"It took nearly two full movies for Kevin to finally be [[HoistByHisOwnPetard hoisted by his own petard]]." *ding*''
* Dubbing one of [[Film/IndianaJonesAndTheLastCrusade Henry Jones Sr.'s]] lines into the moment where Harry and Marv are swarmed by pigeons. What's even funnier is that this was added after [[ScreamsLikeALittleGirl Marv's girly scream]] as he's being repeatedly pecked.
-->''"I suddenly remembered my Charlemagne. Let my armies be the rocks and the trees and the birds in the sky!"''
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Illumination Entertainment films]]
[[AC:''Despicable Me'']]
* When the bank loan officer is seen, he is eating an apple, prompting Jeremy to do a variation on the "eating an apple makes you look like an asshole" RunningGag:
-->'''Jeremy:''' The director said, "Let's have your bank loan officer character eat an apple in this scene. It'll make him look like [[AcceptableProfessionalTargets an even bigger bank loan officer.]]"
* Jeremy referring to the rambunctious kid at the beginning.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Despite being ordered to stop by multiple authority figures, [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment this asshole kid continues to asshole assholey.]]
* In one clip of the post-review stinger, Gru tells Agnes what happened to her stuffed unicorn:
-->'''Gru:''' It has been disintegrated. ''(voice turns into that of WesternAnimation/DaffyDuck)'' [[WesternAnimation/DuckDodgersInTheTwentyFourthAndAHalfCentury And brother, when it disintegrates, it disintegrates!]]

[[AC:''Despicable Me 2'']]
* Jeremy's rising annoyance at the [[TheScrappy Minions]] and their antics leads to him giving them nicknames such as [[CrossesTheLineTwice "piss filled tater tots" and "jaundiced dildos"]].
* After one of the Arctic scientists clad in yellow coats shouts something in a foreign language:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Jesus, can't ANY characters that are prominently yellow say anything comprehensible in these movies?!
* During Gru's date with Shannon, Lucy discreetly drugs her, prompting Jeremy to question why Gru did not "immediately call Creator/BillCosby's lawyer right now."
* One of the stingers shows the "most annoying sound in the world" scene from ''Film/DumbAndDumber'', only with the noise dubbed over by the minion's "beedo, beedo".

[[AC:''Despicable Me 3'']]
* "[[RunningGag Boastsposition]]. Or is it Boatsposition? I mean, I guess it's Bothsposition."
* Jeremy singing his own lyrics to "O Christmas Tree".
--> Oh, f*ck me hard, oh, f*ck me hard, how stupid is this movie?
* "Well, looks like someone's been reading the Kama Grutra, and finally got the section on Grustynining."
* Jeremy gets more and more annoyed at the [[TheScrappy Minions]] as the film goes on, culminating with him screaming in agony when they start singing ''99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall''.
* When Jeremy hears that Bratt is the AVL's most wanted villain, we have this:
-->'''Jeremy:''' But I thought you said--\\
''[cut to the famous scene from ''Film/TheProfessional'']''
-->'''[[Film/TheProfessional Stansfield:]]''' [[MemeticMutation EVERYONE!!!]]
-->'''Jeremy:''' I mean...
-->'''Silas:''' I want every agent in the area of the scene immediately!

[[AC: ''The Lorax'']]
* The opening:
--> '''The Lorax:''' "I am the Lorax. I speak for the trees..."
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[RhymesOnADime "Talk if you must on that stage on our screen, but]] [[RunningGag narration's narration]] [[RhymesOnADime whether seen or unseen."]]
* One of the stingers plays [[Music/{{Radiohead}} Fake Plastic Trees]] over a shot of Thneedville.
* This:
--> '''The Onceler:''' Thneeds can do anything, they're super absorbant, can mop up the floor and they even make a nice hat!
-->'''Jeremy:''' So... it's a towel.

[[AC:''Minions'']]
* Even the Website/YouTube description doesn't hide how much Jeremy hates this movie:
--> '''Website/YouTube description:''' F*cking Minions.
* Jeremy immediately calls out the movie for its opening logo, which has the Minions singing the Universal jingle.
* This:
-->'''Narrator:''' This is Norbert. Norbert is an idiot.\\
'''Jeremy:''' That's racist!
* One of the most scathing comments Jeremy's ever given out:
-->'''Narrator:''' Minions are predisposed to find the most despicable masters they can find.\\
'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat So, the producers of this movie?]]
* Jeremy wonders if, since the Minions need to serve evil villains, if they ever [[CrossesTheLineTwice worked for Hitler]].
* When Kevin, Bob and Stewart arrive in Manhattan, Jeremy hopes that they'll [[Film/FridayThe13thPartVIIIJasonTakesManhattan run into Jason Voorhees]].
* This bit:
-->'''Scarlett Overkill:''' No! No! Don't say anything!
-->'''Jeremy:''' You hit the nail of the head there, Sandy.
* This:
-->'''Elderly Guard:''' So you think it's funny to mock the elderly, do you?!
-->'''Jeremy:'''[[TakeThat I wish someone brought that up in the writer's room.]]
* This scene:
-->'''British Newscaster:''' Bob, who onlookers believed to be a bald and jaundiced child...
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[ActuallyPrettyFunny Hahaha, fine, okay, that was actually funny.]] But if you think you're getting a sin removed for one good joke...you've got another sin coming.
* Jeremy reaching for the BrainBleach when he learns the Minions have a sex drive.
-->'''Jeremy:''' It was an itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow blob can't be unseeny. *Ding* Also, does this fire hydrant threesome mean that Minions have sex drives? Aaaaand I just realized Rule34 applies to Minions and I would like to be done existing now, thanks.

[[AC:''The Secret Life of Pets'']]
* This:
-->'''Minion:''' ILLUMINATION! ILLUMINATION!
-->'''Jeremy:''' IRRITATION! IRRITATION!
* "For a movie that likes animals so much, you think they'd stop beating a dead horse."
* "A daschund that slinks up a stairwell couldn't be more [[WesternAnimation/ToyStory Toy if it Storyied]]."
* This exchange when Max runs away from the Flushed Pets:
-->'''Max:''' We're sorry. Can this be over now?
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[LampshadeHanging Max summarizes my feelings about watching this movie.]]

[[AC: ''The Secret Life of Pets 2'']]
* Jeremy starts off the video by not only sinning [[RunningGag Comcast]], but also the amount of time it took to create the byline for Comcast as well.
* At the LogoJoke of a Minion being pulled by a group of dogs, Jeremy becomes horrified at the concept of a crossover between the franchises.
* Jeremy is annoyed at Jay-Z being on the soundtrack, launching into a rant about him while the movie plays.
* At baby Liam:
-->'''Jeremy:''' This kid looks like [[TakeThat The Boss Baby on steroids.]]
* Jeremy adds ''50'' sins for all the poor parenting throughout the movie.
** Later on, he wonders if the parents "were replaced by the adults in Peanuts".
* The RunningGag about Jeremy's increasing frustration over no one noticing the animal's adventures, culminating in him adding 10 sins.
* Jeremy's comments on Snowball:
-->'''Jeremy:''' It's like the screenplay writer had a bet with Kevin Hart that he couldn't make the material funny. Said writer preceeded to get HAMMERED that night.
* This bit:
-->'''Daisy:''' We went through the baggage compartment. The owners always blame the airlines!
-->'''Jeremy:''' More like Secret Life of JERKS, am I right?!
* At a Wilhelm Scream:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[DiscreditedMeme I'm more in pain than that guy who got thrown through a building.]]
* Jeremy notes that Rooster is so much like Harrison Ford, "[[InkSuitActor all he needs is an earring.]]"
* At the end credits that show viral videos of people with animals:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat These end credits just won the 10 thousand dollar prize on America's Funniest Home Videos.]]

[[AC:''Sing'']]
* The Illuminations logo at the start features the Minions from ''WesternAnimation/DespicableMe'' singing the logo name, prompting Jeremy to do his usual studio-logo-is-too-long criticism thus:
-->"Dammit Illumination, stop trying to distract me from the 48 seconds of logos by dressing them up with your tiny little cash cows!"
** At the end, the Illumination logo is seen again, and once again, the Minions sing the logo name. Again, it is sinned, but with no explanation at all this time.
* "Jeez, it's like some suit at Illumination saw ''WesternAnimation/{{Zootopia}}'' and said, 'Give me that, except more animal variety and less plot! Oh, and NO f*cking Shakira!'"
* Jeremy insults the way Meenah sings "Happy Birthday":
-->"No one likes a person that over-sings the Happy Birthday song. You either shout it off key or you don't sing it at all, Tori Kelephant. Those are the rules."
* As the fan blows all of the flyers for the contest out the window, out of Buster's reach, Jeremy exclaims, "90% of this movie is fan-based!"
* As Buster mourns his theater's destruction while holding his father's bucket...
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[AddedAlliterativeAppeal Contrived koala carelessly cries, casually clutching cup.]] ''*ding*''
* When the camera does a close-up of Ash's mouth when she's singing...
-->'''Jeremy:''' Easy camera... it's only the porcupined version of Creator/ScarlettJohansson. ''*ding*''
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Insidious'' series]]
[[AC:''Insidious'']]
* The medium, Elise declares that the comatose boy, Dalton is lost in a place she calls "The Further".
-->'''Jeremy''': Aww...couldn't you have named it something a lot cooler?
* Elise declares that ghosts have gathered in the home because they can smell the boy's empty vessel.
-->'''Jeremy''': Yes these dead things can smell Dalton's empty, living vessel. That's why they waste their time turning on record players downstairs and appearing out of nowhere and generally making a nuisance of themselves.
* Elise is wearing a UsefulNotes/WorldWarTwo gas mask to conduct a seance, for some reason.
-->'''Jeremy''': Oh come on.
* Elise: "LEAVE HIS BODY!"
-->'''Jeremy''': Why are demons so easily removed by yelling at them?
* Josh is overpowered by a being, and Elise gives him a motivational speech, assuring him that he is stronger due to having a living body. This allows him to shove the male with great force.
-->'''Jeremy''': Really? that's all it took to fend off the demon? A little pep talk and a Franchise/StreetFighter move?

[[AC: ''Insidious Chapter 2'']]
* Sin 46: When the ghost of Parker Crane's mother appears before Renai, screams "Don't you dare!" and slaps her unconscious.
--> '''Jeremy''': Movie doesn't cater to my male-gazing hot-ghost-lesbian-on-hot-living-bi-curious-MILF wish-fulfillment.
* Sin 48: Carl the medium mentions how everyone has their own way of contacting the dead. Carl presents his alphabet dice.
--> '''Jeremy''': Mine just happens to be dumber than everyone else's.
* Sin 49: Carl tosses the dice onto the table
--> '''Jeremy''': '''TabletopGame/{{Yahtzee}}!'''

[[AC: ''Insidious Chapter 3'']]


[[AC: ''Insidious: The Last Key'']]
* The [[ContentWarnings warning]] during the title screen of "disturbing key-related scenes".
* When a little girl does a drawing of a strange figure:
-->'''Jeremy''': This girl is drawing Slenderman all wrong.
* At a DullSurprise performance by one of the leads:
--> '''Jeremy''': [[TakeThat Josh Stewart is as excited to be in this movie as I am watching it.]]
* This bit:
--> '''Elise''': [[TroublingUnchildlikeBehavior His name was Wayne Fisher. He was 32 years old and killed a woman with a hammer.]]
--> '''Jeremy''': She's fun.
* This:
--> '''Elise''': I'm not in the closet.
--> '''Jeremy''': Yeah, that's where the ghosts from The Conjuring series hang out.
* At one point, Jeremy gleefully points out that the demon looks more like "a rejected Ninja Turtle" than an actual demon.
* "In the last 13 minutes of this film, there's been more key action than in the previous record holder for key-related activities, Saw III. Sorry, Saw III. You had a good run."
* Jeremy laments that [[TheScrappy Tucker and Specs]], the two inept ghost hunters from the last movie are main characters.
** During one of the many comedy relief scenes involving Tucker and Specs, Jeremy overdubs a wacky soundtrack over the scene.
* One of the most biting remarks from Jeremy yet:
--> '''Elise''': [[ContinuityNod Remember when I went into the Nether that one time?]]
--> '''Jeremy''': You mean the last film, where sh*t actually HAPPENED?!
* When the key finally enters the keyhole:
--> '''Jeremy''': Foreplay.
* Jeremy claims that the demon [[AlternativeCharacterInterpretation isn't actually evil and that it "just wants to be loved".]]
* "Yeah, I'm a demon. I slap people when I'm angry. You want a slap about it or what?!"
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''James Bond'' films]]
[[AC:''Goldfinger'']]
* When Goldfinger is revealed to be on the plane at the end of the movie:
-->'''Jeremy''': Oh come on. I could probably rattle off a hundred reasons why Goldfinger couldn't possibly have pulled this off, but I'm just gonna ding it. I mean, damn. ''*ding*''
* In one of the stingers, they put the "Ricola" commercial sound over a shot of the Swiss mountains.
* During the scene where Bond sends away a female masseuse by slapping her butt, Jeremy muses "You take care, Continuity Girl!", lamenting the fact that there is a credited "continuity girl" in the film.
* Jeremy is less than awed by one of the most iconic scenes in action movie history:
-->'''Bond''': You expect me to talk?
-->'''Goldfinger''': No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to die!
-->'''Jeremy''': Something that a bullet could have done unconscious o'clock ago. ''*ding*''

[[AC:''Thunderball'']]
* Jeremy tries to hit the movie with a "Roll Credits" sin for the musical TitleDrop, but is tripped up by the fact that credits are, in fact, rolling.
* ''[[SarcasmMode "Oh no! Water!]] [[EpicFail We can't possibly step to the side of it and shoot the tires out now!]] [[SarcasmMode Oh the humanity!"]]'' ''*ding*''

[[AC:''Goldeneye'']]
* Them giving the film a sin for every scene where Creator/SeanBean doesn't die.
* At the end, when James and Natalya are making out in a field:
-->'''Jack Wade''': Maybe you two would like to finish debriefing each other at Guantanamo, hmm?
-->'''Jeremy''': You see kids, there was a time when having sex at Guantanamo didn't have bad connotations. ''*ding*''
** The sentence? [[BrickJoke Debriefing at Guantanamo]] ''[[BrickJoke (not the cool kind)]]''.

[[AC:''Casino Royale'' (2006)]]
* The "Do I look like I give a damn?" martini scene is funny enough that Jeremy deducts a sin for it!
* During the scene where Bond's car crashes and rolls, Jeremy waits until the car stops rolling to finally say [[MadeOfIron "Bond survives this."]]
* The sentence? Bad Beat, which is accompanied by Teddy KGB's VillainousBreakdown from ''Film/{{Rounders}}''. And it continues to play over the "Subscribe" screen.

[[AC:''Quantum of Solace'']]
* "Discount Older White Obama cameo - blink and you'll miss it!" ''*ding*''
* Jeremy noting how the BigBad looks more like Stevie from ''Series/EastboundAndDown'' rather than a menacing villain.
* "Whoa, Bond is at the EXACT spot where [[Film/HarryPotterAndTheHalfBloodPrince Harry & Dumbledore found the Horcrux]]!!" ''*ding*''
* Jeremy suddenly falls asleep mid-narration during the climactic fight in the burning hotel.

[[AC:''Skyfall'']]
* When the words "Think on your sins" suddenly appears on M's hacked computer:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[LampshadeHanging Some people think we should do more of this.]] ''*ding*''
** It comes back as a BrickJoke again, when the exact same message appears for the second time.
-->'''Jeremy:''' It's almost like this movie is daring us to make this video. ''*ding*''

[[AC:''Spectre'']]
* When Bond is examining the files that were recovered from Skyfall:
-->'''Jeremy:''' When the fire started burning this photograph, it knew exactly which person to delete from the picture because fire loves mysteries. ''*ding*''
* This exchange regarding a slight OutOfCharacterMoment for Bond:
-->'''Q:''' I also have a mortgage. And two cats to feed.
-->'''Bond:''' Well, then I suggest you trust me... for the sake of your cats.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Did... Bond just threaten Q's cats? And maybe Q's life in the process? That's the reason Q's going along with this? My hero? ''*ding*''
* During the snow plane scene, these sins ensue:
-->'''Jeremy:''' As Bond's incredibly stupid stunt is about to prove, this easily could have killed Madeleine, but [[SoundEffectBleep f*ck]] it. ''*ding*''
-->''(When Bond is using the snow plane as a toboggan to turn at a dangerous curve...)''\\
'''Jeremy:''' This bulls*it is the most Creator/PierceBrosnan-esque the Daniel Craig Bond movies have ever gotten]]!! ''*ding*''\\
''(And after he uses the snow plane to crash through a building and ram it into the enemy's vehicles...)''\\
'''Jeremy:''' This is the kind of lucky bulls*it that I can't f*cking stand in these movies anymore. ''*ding*''\\
'''Madeleine:''' Did it cross your mind that you led them to me?!\\
'''Jeremy:''' Madeleine is 100% f*cking correct. ''*ding*''\\
''(And during the moment where the supposedly dead Mr Hinx has a FingerTwitchingRevival...)''\\
'''Jeremy:''' Wrestling/{{Batista}} is a horror movie villain. ''*ding*''
* When the third act of the movie begins in London:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Don't tell me it's London... don't tell me it's... ''(The caption "London" appears on the screen)'' goddammit. ''*ding*''
[[/folder]]

[[folder: ''John Wick'' series]]

[[AC:''John Wick'']]

[[AC:''John Wick 2'']]
* After Giana slits her wrists:
-->'''Giana''': I did it...my way.
-->'''Jeremy''': Well, that's an odd thing to say. And Sinatra beat you to it.

[[AC:''John Wick 3: Parabellum'']]
* This bit:
-->'''Vagrant:''' Tick-tock, Mr. Wick! Tick-tock!
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[NamestheSame TikTok?]] If this movie came out in 2015, would he be saying "Vine, Mr. Wick! Vine"?
* When John kills an assassin in a library:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Thank goodness this was a section no one goes into. If he was in the YA section, the cops would be called in ten minutes!
* Jeremy cracks up at the movie twice within 2 minutes. [[ActuallyPrettyFunny He removes sins for John both using knives thrown in him back at his assassin and how he uses a horse's kick to kill another assassin.]]
* This:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[WhyDontYouJustShootHim The biggest sin is how none of the assassins in this movie just try to shoot John.]]
* This bit:
-->'''John Wick:''' I seek a meeting with the one who sits above the table.
-->'''Jeremy:''' You mean there's someone with even MORE power in this world?! F*ck me, by John Wick 9, we're going to find out that the head of the mafia was Thanos.
* When a dog attacks Beradda:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[CrossesTheLineTwice Looks like he brought a crotch to a dog fight!]]
* Jeremy is stunned at how several stabbings occur in full view of crowds in Grand Central Station and no one cares.
--->'''Jeremy:''' This is in front of '''everyone.''' People would scream and run away. New Yorkers have come a long way since 1976.
* At the Sanctuary being made of glass, Jeremy wonders how anyone gets around. [[GilliganCut The video then cuts to footage of a person trying to get out from a maze of glass doors.]]
* The last sin of the video:
--->'''Bowery King:''' Under the table is where sh*t gets done.
--->'''Jeremy:''' [[CrossesTheLineTwice My uncle Toby is inclined to agree with you.]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder: ''Jumanji'' series]]
[[AC:''Jumanji'']]
* This:
-->'''Bully:''' Prepare to die, Parrish!
-->'''Jeremy:''' Come on, kid, his actual name is Parrish! "Prepare to perish, Parrish" was just sitting there for you and you completely missed it! ''*ding*''
* "Yeah, they're terrifying and definitely a nuisance, but these bats aren't doing jack s*it to Sarah except flying around. [[ComicBook/{{Batman}} Maybe they're trying to teach her about becoming a symbol of hope to a crime-riddled city]] or something like that".
* "Notice how Monopoly is at the bottom of the other stack. That's because Monopoly, much like Jumanji, tears peoples' lives apart".
* Another gem:
-->'''Alan:''' I've seen things you've only seen in your nightmares...
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Ah, so Alan saw an early cut of]] ''Film/BicentennialMan''!
* Near the end, Jeremy goes on a rant due to the inconsistencies of the pieces on the board and adds a total 63 sins: 23 for the number of inconsistencies, 15 for each minute he spent writing up said inconsistencies, and 25 more for the studio screwing it up so often.
* After hearing the girls speaking French at the end, he swears to god that if Creatr/DwayneJohnson isn’t wearing a beret and eating croissants in [[Film/JumanjiWelcomeToTheJungle the sequel]].

[[AC:''Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle'']]
* When the board game transforms into a video game offscreen with a sickly green glow:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Is there a Gremlin masturbating to a sleeping Alex?
* Jeremy instantly notes the movie's Sony product placement:
-->'''Jeremy:''' It's 2017 and these kids all have Sony phones. Nothing weird about that at all.
* When the movie first enters Jumanji:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Oh sh*t, we're in [[Literature/JourneyToTheCenterOfTheEarth Journey 2:]] [[TakeThat The Mysterious Island]].
* At one point, Jeremy considers Jumanji to be a bigger dick than ''VideoGame/{{Myst}}'' because "at least you could exit Myst."
* Jeremy takes glee in pointing out ''every'' single instance the game doesn't act like a real video game.
* The character Alex is referred to as Film/CampRock's Nick Jonas throughout the entire video.
* "This jumping is so fake, they should just play Mario noises over it. In fact, let's do that right now!" The video then rewinds and plays Mario sound effects over the scene in question.
* After the game is destroyed:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Yeah, like that'll [[CashCowFranchise stop a sequel.]]
* The last sin:
-->'''Guns n' Roses:''' (''during credits'') [[TitleDrop Welcome to the jungle!]]
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag Roll cr--]] [[DontExplainTheJoke oh.]]

[[AC:''Jumanji: The Next Level'']]
* At an establishing shot of Jumanji:
--->'''Jeremy:''' Oh sh*t, they accidentally set the new Jumanji movie in Pandora! James Cameron's gonna be PISSED!
* Jeremy sins [[TakeThat nose rings.]]
-->'''Jeremy:''' What is this, 2005?! Take that out, you damn hippie!
* This bit:
-->'''Eddie:''' What do you want, Milo?!
-->'''Milo:''' It's good to see you too.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Oh cool, they finally got around to making [[SequelSnark Grumpiest Old Men.]]
* This:
-->'''Game:''' Welcome to Jumanji!
-->'''Fridge:''' Wait, we haven't even picked our guys yet!
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat I know! It's like the script's being written in real time.]]
* This bit:
-->'''Eddie/Xander:''' Are we in Florida?!
-->'''Jeremy:''' This movie is SUCH a rehash of the first one in this part. So the sin here is "sequels." F*cking sequels. *15 sins are added*
* At a shot of chaos in the village:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Mad Max: Jumanji Road.
* When Eddie/Xander harrasses an ostrich:
-->'''Jeremy:''' This movie has so much dicking around, it's like an orgy video on a porn site.
* "Ostriches! Dune Buggies! Zero Stakes! Excitement?!"
* This:
-->'''Martha/Ruby:''' I guess that's the next level.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag Roll Midrifts! Wait...I mean, short shorts. I mean, cleavage!]]
* At Jurgen the Brutal:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Discount Goth Beardo Bobby Cannavale.
* "What f*cking video game from the 1990s would feature a scene where the main character randomly makes out with a hot lady?! I don't care if it's magic, this isn't Leisure Suit Larry."
* This:
-->'''Sheldon/Fridge:''' Martha?! MARTHA!
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[Film/BatmanVSupermanDawnofJustice WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME?!]]
* When Fridge and Martha switch characters:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Hey, remember when they were actually playing the game? That's about 3% of this movie's plot.
* "When you can predict the main actors literally walking up to a green screen for the setup of this scene, it removes all tension from a scene."
* At one point, Jeremy refers to the new Jumanji game as [[TakeThat "The 2019 version of the Friday the 13th NES game.]]"
* This:
-->'''Sheldon:''' Yo, you guys got to see this!
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag "You Got To Come See This" cliche!]]
* During the climatic fight:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[IncrediblyLamePun Well, it's not so hard taking on a Rock when you've defeated]] [[ActorAllusion a Mountain.]]
* The RunningGag of Jeremy wondering just who would actually want to play a game as nonsensical and boring as the game in the movie.
* When Milo chooses to stay in the game:
-->'''Jeremy:''' This is some TRON level bullshit.
* "Oh yeah, in case you forgot this is a CHRISTMAS MOVIE FOR NO REASON WHATSOEVER."
* The sentence is [[Franchise/MortalKombat Fatality]], complete with pixelised letters.
[[/folder]]

[[folder: ''Jurassic Park'' franchise]]
[[AC:''Jurassic Park'']]

[[AC:''The Lost World: Jurassic Park'']]
* The SEGA line:
-->'''Jeremy:''' SEGA wishes that line wasn't dated as hell!
* The film's AllStarCast.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Movie keeps putting in all these actors who were red hot in the mid-90s like that's not distracting as sh*t. I mean, I love this guy and his character, but damn it's like the casting director looked at the list of actors for this movie, tried to narrow it down, and finally said, "I will choose...
-->'''Creator/GaryOldman in ''Film/TheProfessional'':''' EVERYONE!!
* When Sarah snarks that the T-Rex is "just happy to see them":
-->'''Jeremy:''' <sigh> Sarah's still anthropom--, anthrop--, anthropomor-- ...giving human characteristics to the T-Rex.

[[AC:''Jurassic Park III'']]
* The [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6s9sjPzyQjk Talking Raptor dream]]:
--> '''Jeremy:''' Jurassic Park III can't tell you enough how much it hates you.
** Made even funnier when he actually uses the audio of the scene as the sentence of the film.
* TheReveal that Billy stole some Raptor eggs in the hopes he can sell them and help fund Grant's failing dig is HilariousInHindsight (in either a really funny or darkly funny) way with all of the twists in ''Film/JurassicWorld'' and ''Film/JurassicWorldFallenKingdom'':
--> '''Jeremy''': It's not a ''Jurassic Park'' movie if someone isn't trying to smuggle something dino-related off the island. No, seriously. ''Every movie''. I bet ''Jurassic World'' has some theme park investor trying to smuggle a baby dino inside his suitcase or some sh*t. You watch.

[[AC:''Jurassic World'']]
* What is probably some of the most biting sarcasm ever put in a video:
-->'''Owen''': ''(after the ''I. rex'' just wiped out a capture team)'' Get everyone off the island.\\
'''Claire''': We'd never reopen.\\
'''Jeremy''': Ooooooh, okay then. Keep it open. ''*ding*''
* Jeremy [[ActorAllusion references a different film that one of the boys was in]]:
-->'''Gray''': I Googled. They're divorce lawyers.\\
'''Jeremy''': [[Film/IronMan3 Which happens, dads leave, no need to be a pussy about it.]] ''*ding*''
* The shot of Owen and the raptor pack charging through the jungle, set to the tune of "''The Quintet''" from ''Theatre/WestSideStory''.

[[AC:''Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom'']]
* At a shot of a bathyosphere:
--> '''Jeremy:''' James Cameron immediately had to change out of his pre-ejaculation jeans after watching the first 3 minutes of this film.
* This bit:
--> '''Mercenary:''' What the hell is that?
--> '''Jeremy:''' Well, considering you're at a park that last contained a T-Rex, I'm going to guess...the smoke monster from LOST!
* At the opening title effects:
--> '''Jeremy:''' Wow, [[SarcasmMode I haven't seen CGI fire this impressive since Spawn.]]
* Jeremy's brutal honesty:
--> '''Newscaster:''' Should these dinosaurs be given the protection that other endangered species enjoy?
--> '''Jeremy:''' No.
--> '''Newscaster:''' Or should they just die out?
--> '''Jeremy:''' Yes.
* This bit:
--> '''Congressman:''' We will not condone any government involvement over what amounts to private land.
--> '''Jeremy:''' [[SuddenlyShouting AND THE DINOSAURS WOULD EAT EVERYONE!]]
* Followed with:
--> '''Claire:''' They're all going to die. And no one cares.
--> '''Jeremy:''' Roll credits! ...Please?!
* This:
--> '''Claire:''' You're more likely to die on a horse than on a plane.
--> '''Jeremy:''' Oh yeah? Why don't you tell that to...
--> '''Text to Speech Voice:''' LANGUAGE NOT APPROVED LANGUAGE NOT APPROVED
* When Owen reunites with Blue, Jeremy remarks that he'd remove 500 sins if Blue just ate him.
* Jeremy gives the voice of Mr. Bill to two dinosaurs in the background:
--> '''Jeremy (as Mr. Bill):''' Oh no! The volcano is erupting!
* This:
--> '''Jeremy:''' [[RhymesonaDime Dino transfusion is an illusion to cause confusion despite its inclusion suggesting a foregone conclusion.]]
* Jeremy is dumbfounded at the dinosaurs selling for only 10 million dollars, noting that there's condos in New York that cost more.
* Jeremy declares the movie is "Dumber than Rampage Dumb. Dumber than Emoji Movie Dumb. Dumber than Dumber and Dumber Too Dumb!"
* When Blue escapes an explosion, Jeremy questions if they put any DNA from John [=McClane=] in her.
* Near the end of the movie:
--> '''Claire:''' But they'll all die!
--> '''Jeremy:''' Good! [[Literature/AChristmasCarol Let them die and decrease the surplus population!]]
* This bit:
--> '''Maisie:''' They're alive. Like me.
--> '''Jeremy:''' Kid. Silverfish are alive. Killer wasps are alive. John Tesh is alive. But none of them contribute to society and are invasive species.
* The last sin of the video:
--> '''Ian Malcolm:''' Welcome to...Jurassic World.
--> '''Jeremy:''' PLEASE ROLL THE MOTHERF*CKING CREDITS!
* One of the outtakes:
--> '''Lockwood:''' Go to bed!
--> '''Samuel L. Jackson:''' Go the f*ck to sleep!
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Kingsman'' series]]
[[AC:''Kingsman: The Secret Service'']]
* When Valentine has a rant about politicians:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[VillainHasAPoint Is this guy a bad guy... or simply... right?]] ''*ding*''
* During the church meeting sequence that happened before the infamous church fight:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Movie saves a lot of money by simply recording a Westboro Baptist Church meeting.]] ''*ding*''
* One character sprints through a cramped area being shot at by about a dozen guards without getting tagged (technically his suit is bulletproof, but his face and limbs aren't). [=CinemaSins=] responds to this by playing the invincibility music from ''VideoGame/SuperMarioBros'' over the scene.
* ''"Man...anal sex...it could be said that the end of this movie got downright cheeky, amiright?" *ding*''
* One of the stingers involves a scene of dogs in cages overdubbed with audio from ''Film/TheMuppetsTakeManhattan''.

[[AC:''Kingsman: The Golden Circle'']]
* When the inevitable TitleDrop happens:
-->''"Roll joints." *ding*''
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''The LEGO Movie'' series]]
[[AC:''The LEGO Movie'']]
* Jeremy calling himself out for being a bit mean-spirited during Emmet's morning routine.
-->'''Jeremy''': Hi, I'm ''Cinema Sins'', and I take joyful moments and try and f*ck them up. Jeez, what an asshole I am.
* Jeremy gives Superman {{Take That}}s throughout the video.
* Jeremy asks if [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext LEGO sex is "the most basic thing ever"]].
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext "Hey, my rounded peg can fit into your rounded hole. Come, let us attach and unattach ourselves together repeatedly for a few minutes".]]
* This quote:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Is this the silliest movie Morgan Freeman's ever appeared in? No, he was also in ''Film/Ted2'', ''Film/NowYouSeeMe2'', and ''Film/DolphinTale 2''. I know, I'm crazy, right? Still true.
* When Vitruvius dies of decapitation, [[ActuallyPrettyFunny Jeremy laughs,]] [[Awesome/CinemaSinsAbsolved removing a sin.]]
** [[SubvertedTrope Although this scene is more]] [[TearJerker depressing]] [[SubvertedTrope than funny.]]
* When Jeremy sees Emmet watching ''[[ShowWithinAShow Where Are My Pants?]]'', we get this:
-->[[TakeThat LEGO steals the "Ow, My Balls!" show from]] ''Film/{{Idiocracy}}''.
* The last sin:
-->'''President Business:''' Whoops, I have the antidote for the Kragle.\\
'''Jeremy:''' Yeah, but even when they douse this universe in mineral spirits, [[DeadpanSnarker there's no fucking way you can get dude's pants off now.]]
* Sentence: '''[[TakeThat LEGO Jail]]'''
-->'''[[Creator/MorganFreeman Red:]]''' [[Film/TheShawshankRedemption I have no idea to this day what those two Italian ladies were singing about. Truth is, I don't want to know.]]

[[AC:''The LEGO Batman Movie'']]
* The movie starts off with lampshades as to how movies begin. Jeremy makes quick note of each lampshade, and gets to a point where he wonders if the movie is a fan of Cinema Sins.
-->'''Jeremy''': If the movie had just said, "Narreading," I would have stopped the movie and the sins video right here. Shortest sins video ever. Job would be done. We'd have an internal discussion about even releasing it.
** The movie did a great job of actually making Jeremy laugh, prompting quite a few [[Awesome/CinemaSinsAbsolved sin removals]].
* Jeremy points out that the elevator is way slow, microwaving lobsters are for suckers, and Batman is watching ''Film/JerryMaguire''.
* This scene.
--> '''Dick Grayson:''' But all the kids in the orphanage called me "Dick".
--> '''Bruce Wayne:''' Well, children can br cruel.
--> '''Jeremy:''' ''[laughs, then [[Awesome/CinemaSinsAbsolved removes a sin]]]''
* "Batman's exhaust fire kills hundreds, film at 11".
* Jeremy lampshades the fact that Batman is playing a guitar in the middle of fighting crime.
* The last sin.
--> '''Batman:''' All important movies end with a white screen.
--> '''Jeremy:''' That's racist.

[[AC:''The LEGO Ninjago Movie'']]
* "Old-timey ninja-movie-style logos are...hopefully not racist."
* "[[TakeThat LEGO shark projectiles rip off the seagulls from]] ''WesternAnimation/FindingNemo''."
* "Gee, thanks [[Film/TheMatrix Oracle]], [[Franchise/StarWars Yoda]], sensei, Dustin Hoffman-rat, [[Film/TheMatrix Morpheus]], [[Film/ANewHope Obi-Wan]], and [[Film/TheLordOfTheRings Gandalf]]!"
* When the [[StockSoundEffects Wilhelm scream]] is heard four times:
-->'''Jeremy''': Repetition Equals Laughs Ex Wilhelm.
* Followed by this:
-->'''One of Garmadon's minions''': Phew. Just one day till retirement. (blows up)
-->'''Jeremy''': "Guy has one day 'till retirement, mentions it, and dies" cliche.
* "[[RunningGag Garmadon would be excellent at CinemaSins.]]"
* [[ItMakesSenseInContext "Not sure what I just saw, but I'm ready to kill the Malaysian prime minister at my next fashion show."]]
* "[[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment Lloyd's friends are a dick to Lloyd.]] And they're also really stupid."

[[AC:''The LEGO Movie 2: The Second Part'']]
* Jeremy is shocked that Lord Business wasn't punished or didn't even get any comeuppance for his actions from the last movie.
* When LEGO Batman first appears:
-->'''Jeremy''': If you look up the word "overexposed" in the dictionary, [[TakeThat you'll find a picture of LEGO Batman.]]
* During the chase scene, Jeremy admits that it's cool enough to almost remove a sin. Then he remembers that he said "almost" and adds a sin instead.
* At a shot of General Mayhem:
-->'''Jeremy''': [[WesternAnimation/WallE EVE-AH!]]
* This:
-->'''Star''': Oh, the pain! It's getting so cold!
-->'''Jeremy''': Skip!
* This bit:
-->'''Emmet''': [[CompanionCube Hold on to your fronds, Planty!]]
-->'''Jeremy''': [[TakeThat Discount Groot.]]
* This:
-->'''Wyldstyle''': Are we in a musical?
-->'''Jeremy''': [[TemptingFate I sure as f*ck hope no-]] [[GilliganCut oh f*ck me sideways!]]
* At the first Bruce Willis cameo:
-->'''Jeremy''': This movie is so full of pop culture ripoffs, I thought seeing Bruce Willis in a hot tub with a red drink was a Color of Night reference.
** Jeremy eventually removes a sin for the third cameo...but immediately adds 2 more for [[TakeThat "Bruce trying harder in this than in his last 2 Die Hard movies."]]
* This bit:
-->'''Wyldstyle''': I liked you better when you were sweet and innocent.
-->'''Jeremy''': [[SuddenlyShouting NUCLEAR SKIP!!!]]
* When Unikitty flies into space:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Nyan Cat.]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Mamma Mia'' series]]
[[AC:''Mamma Mia!'']]
* The very first sin of the video involves Jeremy swearing at Chris for what is to come.
* This bit:
-->'''Sophie:''' ''I have a dream, a song to sing'' / ''To help me cope with everything...''
-->'''Jeremy:''' If you have a song that helps you cope with everything, it either doesn't exist or its MMMBop.
* At one point, Jeremy refers to the movie as "a musical version of Jennifer's Body with less kissing or blood."
* While Ali and Lisa follow Sophie through the woods as she sing-reads from her mother's diary:
-->'''Jeremy:''' The fact that a [[Series/{{Lost}} smoke monster]] isn't eating any of these girls as they run through the woods.
* This:
-->'''Sophie:''' I'll know my father as soon as I see him!
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[BrutalHonesty No, you won't.]]
* "I'm not gonna lie, [[TakeThat this movie gives a solid case for drinking at 11 AM.]]
* During the "Chiquitita" number:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Man, I I swear I liked some of ABBA's music before watching this movie.]]
** This nice little ActorAllusion: "Since [[Creator/MerylSteep Donna]] doesn't know, it'll ultimately be Film/SophiesChoice."
* The RunningGag about the terrible singing voices of the actors in the movie such as referring to Colin Firth's voice as "Kermit the Frog doing a James Taylor impression" and Pierce Brosnan as "a drunk David Bowie impersonator".
** This culminates in the sentence for the movie: "An Entire Album of Colin Firth & Pierce Brosnan Duets".
* This bit:
-->'''Donna:''' What have those men ever done for their daughter?
-->'''Jeremy:''' ''Their?''
* Jeremy repeatingly points out the green screens for outdoor shots despite the fact the filmmakers actually shot it in Greece.
* "This whole movie is basically song, misunderstanding, song, misunderstanding, song, misunderstanding...[[SelfDeprecation kind of like my sex life.]]
* This sin:
-->'''Sophie:''' Am I letting you down?
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Are you speaking to the audience?]]
* "[[AddedAlliterativeAppeal Down the dusty dirt-roard the donkey drove Donna's daring daughter to her draconian dedication deed.]]"
* Jeremy points out a Stan Lee cameo during the wedding. [[note]]It isn't actually Stan Lee but it is a disturbingly close look-alike.[[/note]]
* When Sophie confesses that, after all the trouble she went with, she doesn't care as to which of the three possible fathers is the real one:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[Film/EightMile F*ck the beat, I'll go a cappella! F*ck a Papa Doc, f*ck a clock, f*ck a trailer! F*ck everybody! F*ck y'all if you doubt me! I'm a piece of Website/YouTube critic trash, I say it proudly! And f*ck this movie, I don't wanna sin, I'm outtie! Here, tell these people something they don't know about me.]]

[[AC:''Mamma Mia: Here We Go Again'']]
* "40 seconds of unnecessary logos for a wholly unnecessary sequel. It's like two peas in an unnecessary pod!"
* At a cameo by Andy Garcia as Fernando Cienfuegos:
-->'''Jeremy:''' "Andy Garcia is featured in no more than 3% of the runtime" cliche! Poor bastard...
* This bit:
-->'''Sophie:''' Should I ask her?
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[MissingMom She f*cking died?! OFF-CAMERA?!]]
* Jeremy points out the implications of Sophie singing "When I Kissed The Teacher" for her valedictorian speech.
* This:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Donna's song is so infectious, they graduate without getting their diplomas and ride their bikes through town and sing. Now, this would be fine if they were [[Film/TheGreatMuppetCaper Muppets.]] But they're not. They're humans. So it's not fine.
* This bit:
-->'''Donna:''' She's coming...my mother.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[CrossesTheLineTwice Even if your mom is Cher, it's creepy to know this much about her sex life.]]
* "So much of this movie is flashback. They should have called it Mamma Mia: Here We Went Again!"
* The RunningGag of the movie having to dig to the bottom of the barrel for ABBA songs in their catalog.
* A CallBack to the original sins video when Jeremy proclaims that the singing voice of Dominic Cooper is "somewhere between drunk, late night open bar in Sacramento and Captain Von Trapp in a fifth-grade production of The Sound of Music."
* Jeremy refers to a weird-looking candle holder as "Satan's Irony Lantern: designed to make you die by lighting a single match!"
* This:
-->'''Tanya:''' 2 of your 3 fathers couldn't make it.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Oh, CHRIST.
* This bit:
-->'''Donna:''' Sailors used to think that the world was flat and that you'd sail off the edge!
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Used to think. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Used to.]]
* Jeremy ends up completely befuddled at a scene:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[ItMakesSenseInContext This guy is playing a baguette as a air guitar...and then as a f*cking trumpet!]] *adds 10 sins*
* "[[BrickJoke Movie clearly did not learn from its predecessor about letting Pierce Brosnan sing.]]"
* Jeremy considers Bill to have too many actual sins to be [[RunningGag excellent at Cinemasins.]]
* This:
-->'''Fernando Cienfuegos:''' I have made my peace with pain.
-->'''Jeremy:''' You've got to admire Andy's attitude here. [[TakeThat Not everyone would get over Geostorm so quickly.]]
* "[[TakeThat In case you thought this movie lost its core demographic, it literally becomes an HGTV episode.]]"
* Jeremy refers to Sophie's constantly mood swings as a "hypocondriac of emotions" and later goes on to wonder if her therapist trademarked the phrase [[Film/AnchormanTheLegendOfRonBurgundy That escalated quickly.]]
* This:
-->'''Elderly Greek woman:''' I know what you're looking for with your wandering eye and restless groin.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Sh*t, movie. Way to spoil the title for my upcoming medical drama on the CW coming out this Spring!
* "[[RhymesonaDime These assholes are performing Marine Dancing Queen, which means they preen instead of clean in advance of the byzantine scene of saccharine libertines that are all keenly on Dramamine. And for these obscene routine, they recieve fifteen dings.]]"
* When Ruby (played by Cher) finally appears in the film:
-->'''Fernando Cienfuegos:''' She has turned my frown upside down!
-->'''Jeremy:''' Yeah, [[TakeThat she's got access to all the doctors that can do that.]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Marvel Cinematic Universe]]
[[AC:''Iron Man'']]

[[AC:''The Incredible Hulk'']]
* Jeremy's comments about the "Green Sasquatch" newspaper article.
* The response to the military continuing to shoot the hulk when it's obvious bullets don't work.
* "How are we gonna get where we need to go on $40 and no credit cards?"
-->'''Jeremy:''' That's the exact same question that launched [=CinemaSins=], actually. ''*ding*''

[[AC:''Iron Man 2'']]
* When Tony's eating doughnuts in the Randy's Donuts structure, they have [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Homer Simpson]] saying, "I paid for a colossal doughnut, and I'm going to get a colossal doughnut."

[[AC:''Thor'']]
* Jeremy going over Loki's complex, yet dumb plan to become the heir to the throne of Asgard.
* "Movie introduces Hawkeye and he does jack s*it."
* This gem:
--> '''Thor''': Can you see her?
--> '''Heimdall''': (chuckles) Yes.
--> '''Jeremy''': Hey, can you tell me what she's wearing?
* One of the stingers: Playing the "We Do" song from ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'' over the scene when Thor talks with Hogan and Volstag before they go to Johtunheim.

[[AC: ''The Avengers'']]
* "This is a Tesseract, and that's pretty much all we'll ever know for sure about it." ''*ding*''
* The numerous hints of love among the superheroes, whether it's Captain America and Iron Man almost kissing or Tony Stark and Bruce Banner driving off together while the Cinema Sins Narrator wonders if they are dating.
* "Cap gets AIDS from handling bloody baseball cards."
* A pair of "superhero pissing contests."

[[AC:''Iron Man 3'']]
* Putting audio from ''WesternAnimation/TheIncredibles'' of Syndrome taunting Mr. Incredible over a clip with Aldrich Killian after Tony Stark is captured.
* After Killian murders Maya Hansen.
-->'''Killian''': ...a high-level position has just been vacated.\\
'''[[Film/TheDarkKnight The Joker]]''': So which of you fine gentlemen would like to join our team?
* The BonusRound consisting of every submission of "Scene does not contain a lap dance".
* When we find out that The Mandarin is actually a washed up British actor named Trevor Slattery.
-->'''Trevor''': My name's Trevor...\\
'''Jeremy''': Surprise! Except it's stupid. ''*ding*''
* And before the above moment:
-->'''Cinema Sins Narrator''': Creator/BenKingsley isn't Film/{{Gandhi}} in this scene.
* The entries submitted by the ''WebVideo/ScreenJunkies'' crew is voiced by Jon Bailey, the ''WebVideo/HonestTrailers'' narrator.
-->'''Jon Bailey (on the one the paparazzi people recording video with the phone vertically):''' Vertical video. ''*ding*''
-->'''Interviewer that Jon Bailey called the worst extra ever:''' Just sayin'.
-->'''Jon Bailey:''' [[CallBack And I'm just sayin' you're a terrible extra]]. ''*ding*''
-->'''Jon Bailey (on the bad positioning of one of the microphones):''' [[SarcasmMode Good mic placement, dude]]. ''*ding*''
-->'''Jon Bailey (on the one of the interviewers bringing a notepad and a pen):''' Ha ha. This guy only brought a pen and a pad. ''*ding*''
-->''(Tony Stark throws a phone away...)''
-->'''Jon Bailey :''' Tony Stark [[RunningGag is a dick to]] phones. ''*ding*''
-->''(As Tony Stark heads home...)''
-->'''Jon Bailey:''' Car is pointed one way when he gets in, then leaves in the other direction. ''*ding*''
** And the sin-counting paused for this exchange:
--> '''Jeremy:''' *Ahem* What are you doing?
--> '''Jon Bailey:''' (nervous chuckle) Uh, what's that over there? Boobs.\\
''(Static screen)''
** And the misfit sins as well, such as "Why. Is there a bunny?" (in response to Pepper's white outfit), "You're lazy. Sins are your job.", "The black guy doesn't die? (sorry for racism)" and "What if a shark eats it?" Presumably referring to Tony Stark throwing his deactivated chestpiece into the Pacific Ocean.

[[AC:''Thor: The Dark World'']]
* When Malekith confronts Frigga:
-->'''Frigga''': Who are you?
-->'''Jeremy''': Yeah, Series/DoctorWho [[ActorAllusion is]] [[Creator/ChristopherEccleston that]]? ''*ding*''

[[AC:''Captain America: The Winter Soldier'']]
* One of the stingers shows a clip of Cap visiting his wing in the museum. In place of the regular video is Everything Wrong With ''Captain America: The First Avenger''.
* One of the stingers is combining Steve Rogers' speech via speakers in the S.H.I.E.L.D. HQ with Emmet Brickowski's "I may not be a Master Builder" speech from ''WesternAnimation/TheLegoMovie''.
-->'''Captain America''': Attention, all SHIELD agents, this is Steve Rogers. (in Emmet's voice) I may not be a Master Builder. I may not have a lot of experience fighting or leading or coming up with plans, or having ideas in general.
* Another stinger is Sam Wilson [[StealthPun (aka The Falcon) punching Brock Rumlow]] with audio of the Japanese "Falcon Punch!" sound from the Japanese ''F-Zero: Falcon Densetsu'' anime.
* Jeremy criticizing Cap's tendency to be invincible in the movie by asking why the good guys come up with a plan to use chips to subvert Project Insight, instead of just having Cap knock all the heli-carriers out of the sky by punching their engines out.

[[AC:''Guardians of the Galaxy'']]
* Saying Gamora looks like the child of Uhura and the "green chick" from ''Film/StarTrek2009'' along with the "blue chick" from Avatar. Then giving it a sin for not featuring a "sex tape" of said conception.
* A touch of SelfDeprecation, comparing the assumed ease of Vin Diesel's voiceover job playing Groot to his own doing ''Cinema Sins''.
** An additional bit of SelfDeprecation comes when Rhomann Dey says that he doesn't believe anyone is one-hundred percent a dick:
-->'''Jeremy:''' This guy has never seen [=CinemaSins=].
* Saying [[ImperialStormtrooperMarksmanshipAcademy Stormtroopers have better aim than the guards at the Kyln]].
* Adding [[WesternAnimation/OneFroggyEvening Michigan J. Frog singing "Hello, My Baby" (and then croaking)]] to the scene where the Groot sapling is dancing while Drax is cleaning his knives.
* Dubbing over the Guardians' police lineup with the audio from the police lineup scene in ''Film/TheUsualSuspects''.
* After using the "I may not be a Master Builder" speech in one of the stingers of ''EWW Captain America: The Winter Soldier'', Jeremy uses it again, this time applying it to Peter Quill, who is played by Creator/ChrisPratt, [[ActorAllusion who also voiced Emmet]] in ''WesternAnimation/TheLegoMovie''.

[[AC:''Avengers: Age of Ultron'']]

[[AC:''Ant-Man'']]
* "This isn't some [[TakeThat cute piece of technology like the Iron Man armor]]!"
-->'''Jeremy''': Whoa whoa WHOA!
* ''"The Italian Impossible Eleven!"'' ''*ding*''
* When Ant-Man realises that in order to sabotage the Yellowjacket's titanium suit from the inside, which he cannot do while shrunk, he has to [[HeroicSacrifice go subatomic]], Jeremy comments that since the Yellowjacket's suit also consists of yellow stretchy material, Ant-Man can just [[GroinAttack tear through it and punch the Yellowjacket in the dick several times]].

[[AC:''Captain America: Civil War'']]
* "So Zemo's plan is to...wash that evil right out of his hair?"
* In the scene where Cap prevents the helicopter from taking off:
-->'''Jeremy''': OK, if we have to remove 3 sins for this, I guess we will. Sin Counter will NOT be happy!
** And it wasn't. After the sin removal, the sin counter reads "73 :(" until the next sin is added.
* "Cap and Tony take an hour and a half to start Civil Warring."
* "Get this to Ross." [[OneSteveLimit "Which one?"]]

[[AC:''Doctor Strange'']]
* "In 2016, audiences were delighted to see ''Film/{{Inception}} 2'' in theaters, which they weirdly called ''Doctor Strange''. I mean, strangely called ''Doctor Strange''."
* Jeremy takes a minute to draw some parallels between Stephen Strange and another, surprisingly similar superhero.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Oh, gee... A hot, rich, [...] brilliant, cocky, charming guy who gets deeply injured, then overcomes that injury to become the hero... that's so [[Film/IronMan1 Starkly]] familiar... where have I -- oh right, [[Franchise/{{Batman}} Bruce]] [[BaitAndSwitchComment Wayne]].
* This moment:
-->'''Kaecilius''': ''(to Wong) You're on the wrong side of history, my friend.''\\
'''Jeremy''': Or maybe, dare I say it... [[IncrediblyLamePun the WONG side of history! Ha ha ha...]] I'll give myself five sins for that.\\
''(screen shows an extra counter that says Cinema Sins Sin Counter: ∞ + 5)''

[[AC:''Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2'']]
* This:
-->'''Zylax''': Fire with the intent to kill.
-->'''Jeremy''': [[FridgeLogic Then what have they been doing this whole time? Firing with the intent to miss?!]]
* [[CrossesTheLineTwice Drax comically crashes into trees and doesn't comically die.]]
* "Guardians of the Galaxy continues to [[TakeThat try and shove]] [[Film/HowardTheDuck Howard the Duck]] [[TakeThat in our faces.]]"
* This callback to a RunningGag from the original GOTG sins video:
-->'''Yondu''': You a professional asshole or what?
-->'''Jeremy''': [[SelfDeprecation Movie speaks directly to me and gets it 100% right!]]
* Despite liking the movie, Jeremy drags it several times for its poor pacing.
-->'''Jeremy''': [[TakeThat This reminds me of all those Hawkeye's farm scenes during Age of Ultron.]]
* Jeremy sins the scene where Quill transforms into a giant rock monster version of Pac-Man for reminding him of ''Film/{{Pixels}}''.

[[AC:''Spider-Man Homecoming'']]
* At the beginning of the film, we get this:
-->'''Jeremy''': This is as good of a time as any to say that the collective timeline of all the films in the MCU is basically f*cked.
* This:
-->'''Aunt May''': My turkey meatloaf was a disaster!
-->'''Jeremy''': I could have told you that before you started cooking, but whatever.
* This bit:
-->'''Spidey''': Great movie!
-->'''Jeremy''': Movie steals an outtake from us.
* Eventully, Jeremy gets fed up with all of the things the Spidey suit can do and comes up with a new version of [[WesternAnimation/SpiderMan1967 the 1967 theme song]]:
-->'''Jeremy''' Spider-God! Spider-God! There's literally nothing this suit can't do for him!
* Jeremy scoffing at Liz [[HollywoodDateless not having a date to homecoming]], even if the in-universe excuse is she was too busy planning the dance.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Yea no, a girl that hot has [[CrazyPrepared a date, a back-up date, and three friend-zoned guys waiting on standby]].

[[AC:''Thor: Ragnarok'']]
* This moment:
-->'''Surtur''': I must fufill my destiny and lay waste to your home.
-->'''Jeremy''' What a sh*tty destiny. For him and everyone else. He's like an intergalactic [[TakeThat Airbnb]] nightmare.
* Followed up by:
-->'''Surtur''': I must bring about Ragnarok.
-->'''Jeremy''' Ragna-roll credits.
* At one point, Jeremy notes the background extras are so bad, he questions if they're [[ContestWinnerCameo winners of a contest that got to be in the scene.]]
* This:
-->'''Odin''': Isn't this beautiful?
-->'''Jeremy''' Wow, Norway looks [[SpecialEffectFailure fake as sh*t.]]
* Jeremy refers to Hela as "Space-Catwoman" throughout the video.
** He laters notes that she looks like "a rejected concept for ''Maleficent 2''".
* When Thor lands on Sakaar, Jeremy immediately ponders if it's the trash planet from ''WesternAnimation/TheTransformersTheMovie'' and if the Junkions are nearby.
* When Thor's electric powers come out of his eyes:
-->'''Jeremy''' Well, they finally did it. They turned Thor into [[Franchise/MortalKombat Raiden]].
* When Loki looks into the mind of Valkyrie, Jeremy is quick to note that it's not the "[[Film/{{Valkyrie}} Tom Cruise trying to kill Hitler movie]]".
* On the subject of Skurge's HeelFaceTurn:
-->'''Jeremy''' Because he did one good thing, it immediately negates all the bad things he did. [[SarcasmMode All is forgiven!]]
* The RunningGag about the movie theater ushers hating the end credit scenes continue from the ''Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2'' video.
* One of the outtakes plays [[Ride/DisneyThemeParks "It's a Small World"]] over the tour of Sakaar.

[[AC:''Black Panther'']]
* During the opening narration:
-->'''N'jobu''': To become the first Black Panther.
-->'''Jeremy''' [[RunningGag Roll kittens!]]
* Jeremy is in disbelief that T'Challa, the future king of Wakanda, allowed his sister to flip him off.
* The RunningGag about the bad special effects culminates in Jeremy wondering if they used [[UpToEleven Weebles]] to simulate the crowds.
* This:
-->'''T'Challa''': WAKANDA FOREVER!
-->'''Jeremy''' And so, millions of people are going to ask Chadwick Boseman to do this for the rest of his life.
* When a civilan's car is reduced to a seat and a steering wheel:
-->'''Jeremy''': I guess I must have missed the part where this Marvel movie became a Bugs Bunny cartoon.
* Jeremy on the climatic fight: "Man, and I thought my family's get togethers were awkward. Last year's Thanksgiving's got NOTHING on this!"
* Jeremy gets increasingly irritated over how Vibrantium can seemingly do everything.
* Jeremy groans in dismay at the appearance of the [[SpecialEffectFailure CGI rhinos]] in the climatic battle.
* The sentence? [[CrossesTheLineTwice Dusted]].
* One of the outtakes dubs in [[Film/ThePrincessBride Miracle Max]] over T'Challa's death scene.

[[AC:''Avengers: Infinity War'']]
* The Website/YouTube description lampshades all of the requests the channel has recieved for the movie and says that "Now you can pick a new movie to yell at us about not having sinned yet. :)"
* This, if only for the mental image if provides:
-->'''Jeremy''': 18% of the MCU has just been Thanos bitching on the freeway.
* The RunningGag about Jeremy forgetting the number of movies in the MCU.
* This bit:
-->'''Wong''': Six stones, spread across the universe!
-->'''Jeremy''': Why only six?
* This bit:
-->'''Ned''': [[RealityEnsues Holy sh*t! We're all gonna die!]]
-->'''Jeremy''': Oh, Ned, you are such a treasure. ''removes a sin''
* Jeremy claims that Mark Ruffalo's performance as Bruce Banner is "the most embarrasing thing he's done since [[TakeThat In The Cut]]."
* This:
-->'''Subtitle''': SPACE
-->'''Jeremy''': While this is 100% not a reaction to [=CinemaSins=] complaining about placenames being used when they're unnecessary, this is [[ByNoIMeanYes 100% a reaction to [=CinemaSins=] complaining about placenames being used when they're unnecessary!]]
* Jeremy sins Groot playing Defender, partially because he's shocked there isn't any future-space video games and partially because "Defender is a f*cking awful arcade game."
* When Thor lands on the Guardians ship windshield:
-->'''Jeremy''': [[Film/TalladegaNightsTheBalladOfRickyBobby This Thor is dangerous and unnecessary, but I do love Fig Newtons!]]
* This:
-->'''Thor:''' Who the hell are you people?!
-->'''Jeremy:''' That's a rude way to greet people you don't know. Why, I woke up one time in this room and this dude tried to do all this gnarly sh*t with these strange tools and I was all like "Who the hell are you" and he said "I'm your f*cking dentist!". Dr. James Packer D.D.S was tough but fair.
* Jeremy is distracted by a sign saying that "We will deep fry your kebab" and spends some time trying to piece together what it might mean.
* When Wanda fights a henchman:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Why does she have to THROW her MIND powers at people?!
* When Falcon shows up:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[WhatKindofLamePowerisHeartAnyway Hahahahaha. Guns. Hahahahahaha.]]
* When Gamora seeks shelter from Thanos:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Why don't you just go and hide in a cave with [[ActorAllusion Spock?]]
* "[[ItMakesSenseInContext NO ONE in this movie should have a Rickenbacker bass and have it displayed on the floor stand in a library. This guitar is the biggest lie the MCU has ever told.]]"
* Jeremy refers to Thor Ragnarok as Thor [[Film/TheNakedGun 33 1/3]].
* Bucky's introduction, made all the more funnier with Jeremy's legit rage at him showing up.
-->'''Bucky:''' ''(resignedly)'' Where's the fight?
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TheScrappy F*cking Bucky.]]
* "[[TakeThat This is the]] [[Film/XMenDaysOfFuturePast second Marvel movie]] [[TakeThat to completely waste]] Creator/PeterDinklage."
* This:
-->'''Red Skull:''' The Soul Stone is a very special stone...
-->'''Jeremy:''' Why?
-->'''Red Skull:''' It requires a certain type of wisdom...
-->'''Jeremy:''' But why?!
* "[[SarcasmMode Oh, goody! Just what I wanted to see in my Marvel movies, swarms of easily killable CGI monster clones! Thanos can easily do the job right now, but why do that when you can reenact Braveheart instead?!"]]
* During a particularly incomprehensible fight scene:
-->'''Jeremy:''' A bunch of whatever!
* This:
-->'''Rocket:''' I think he's dying!
-->'''Eitri:''' HE NEEDS THE AXE!
-->'''Jeremy:''' Why?! He's not the god of axes, is he?!
* When Bruce Banner enters a mech:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Bad CGI floating Bruce Banner head [[UncannyValley gives me nightmares.]]
* This:
-->'''Thanos:''' With a snap of my fingers...they would all cease to exist.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Why a snap? Why not an OK sign or a salute? Or a middle finger? Or [[UptoEleven The Shocker?]]
* During the fight on Titan, Jeremy removes a sin for Thanos [[ColonyDrop utilizing the moon in the fight]], stating that they'd answered a question he'd never thought to ask - but then sins it because everyone survives it.
* When Star-Lord attacks Thanos:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[NiceJobBreakingItHero This f*cking guy.]]
* When Okoye asks why Scarlet Witch [[StoryBreakerPower wasn't fighting with them the entire time]], we get an inversion of a RunningGag.
-->'''Jeremy''': Because Scarlet Witch was there to destroy the Mind Stone if Shuri got it out of Vision. Jeez, lady, who do you think you are? [[SelfDeprecation You're worse than CinemaSins]]!
* When Vision returns in the final fight:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Vision-Ex Machina! Seriously, this guy should be vomiting magenta computer code right now but instead, he's well enough to fight?! Just have 25% more consistancy, Marvel! That's all I ask!
* Jeremy refuses to remove sins for the iconic snap and instead chooses to point out every reason why it doesn't work from a storytelling standpoint instead.
* The sentence for the movie? Dissolved. On its own, its not that funny but with the audio track playing underneath it...
-->'''Speedy Alka-Seltzer''': [[CrossesTheLineTwice Plop, plop, fizz, fizz!]] [[BlackComedyBurst Oh, what a relief it is!]]

[[AC:''Ant-Man and The Wasp'']]
* "AHHH! [[WTHCostumingDepartment Bad wigs!]]"
* This bit:
-->'''Hank Pym:''' But now I think it's possible to bring her back.
-->'''Jeremy:''' And I think it's possible to make pigs fly but I've still got several legal and moral hurdles to clear before my country will allow me to cut off a pig's nose and surgically attach a propeller in its place.
* This:
-->'''Jimmy Woo:''' Thanks. I'm also a youth pastor.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[Film/{{Speed}} Pop quiz, hotshot.]] "Thanks, I'm also a youth pastor" is A) Whatever I say when I get complimented on my hygiene, B) [[CallBack a spicy Albanian cola drink]], C) [[BreadEggsMilkSquick what I had tattooed on my penis]] or D) the only sworn testimony I have given in a court of law.
* During Scott's house arrest, Jeremy is shocked that he did all sorts of crazy things to pass the time instead of [[StatingtheSimpleSolution watching TV or looking up porn on the internet.]]
* During a flashback sequence:
-->'''Jeremy:''' This is apparently a real memory because [[BlahBlahBlah Blah Blah Scott Blah Blah Quantum Realm Blah Blah Married to the Mob]] is stuck in the Quantum Realm.
* Jeremy gets upset at [[SpecialEffectFailure how cheap the giant ants look]] and wonders why Marvel didn't simply develop the technology to make actual ants into giants, ''just to use them in the movie''.
-->'''Jeremy:''' I, for one, would destroy the natural ecosystem as we know it for a movie.
* When Pym Labs is shrunk into a suitcase, Jeremy goes on a long rant about how it wouldn't work, citing plumbing and electrical issues as well as the fact no one notices an entire building going missing. After it gets sinned, the scene plays again, only this time with:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Also, I hate this.
* [[TypeCasting "Walton Goggins plays a bad guy in a movie" cliche.]]
* This bit of RoleReversal:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Hey, you know what's better than a million dollars?!
-->'''Sonny:''' 100 million dollars.
* [[TakeThat This fight scene's editing is brought to you by the MCU.]]
* This:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Luis and his co-worker have a '''20 second''' long conversation about oatmeal. [[SarcasmMode And people wonder why this movie didn't connect with some viewers.]]
* The scene where Scott considers the name [[IncrediblyLamePun Ulysses S. Gr-Ant]] for his new pet is sinned without explanation or stopping the scene.
* Jeremy is actually glad to get exposition as it gets away from the movie's humour, only for him to get tired of it just as quickly.
* "I was going to say 'Hank is a dick to these ants' but Hank's just a dick in general."
* When Hank and Hope escape:
-->'''Jeremy:''' These guards are dumber than the ones who [[CrossesTheLineTwice let Ted Bundy escape in Chicago.]]
* When Scott prepares to enter the Quantum Realm:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Holy sh*t, this movie just turned into TimeCop!
* This bit:
-->'''Hank Pym:''' I'm so sorry...
-->'''Jeremy:''' He's talking about his marriage to Catherine Zeta-Jones while his first wife was stuck in the Quantum Realm.
* This:
-->'''Janet:''' Your pain...I can feel it...
-->'''Jeremy:''' And that's how Mantis was born!
* On the post-credit scene:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[SarcasmMode A drumming ant. Aren't you so glad you waited ten minutes of credits to see that?!]]

[[AC:''Captain Marvel'']]
* This:
-->'''Yon-Rogg:''' There is nothing more dangerous to a warrior than emotion.
-->'''Jeremy:''' What about a nuclear weapon? A landmine? A sharp sword? A sniper's bullet? Jagged rocks? Meat from a plant that once had an e.coli outbreak?!
* "As technologically advanced as they are, the Kree are somehow still dependent on 90's cell phone reception."
* Jeremy's comments on the opening cinematography:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Dust! Things! Dusty things! Suspense?!
* "[[TakeThat Movie does a great job advertising the air force.]]"
* Jeremy notes a suspicious sound effect:
-->'''Jeremy:''' It's not fully formed but I guess we could call this a [[IncrediblyLamePun Lil-Helm Scream.]]
* Jeremy loses it when Carol crashlands on Earth:
-->'''Jeremy:''' In case you thought this movie was going to be subtle about the 90's references, she literally crashes into a [[SocietyMarchesOn Blockbuster Video]].
** He then notes the erratic placement of the VHS's on the shelves and that "whoever stocked these would be fired instantly."
* Jeremy winds up being terrified at [[UncannyValley CGI de-aged Nick Fury.]]
** He later points out that Agent Coulson's face [[TakeThat "makes Jeff Bridges in Tron: Legacy look like fine art."]]
* "A fight scene on top of a moving train?! [[SarcasmMode I feel like I've never seen that before in a movie except for]] [[SuddenlyShouting ''ALWAYS.'']]"
* This:
-->'''Doctor:''' How's your eye?
-->'''Nick Fury:''' It's fine.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[SarcasmMode Whew. Glad they're not going to find a way to shoehorn in Nick Fury's eyepatch in this movie!]]
* Jeremy quickly gets weary of all the 1990's pop culture references, culiminating in:
-->'''Jeremy:''' How about we all go drink a Clearwine and go to Sam Goody and pick up a Jagged Little Pill CD before doing ''anything else important'' at this time?!
* At one point, Jeremy cracks up at how [[SpecialEffectFailure fake Goose looks in some of the scenes.]]
-->'''Jeremy:''' You couldn't have taken some of that Samuel L. Jackson de-aging money and use it to make a better-looking cat?!
* This:
-->'''Carol:''' What's it doing?
-->'''Talos:''' It's loading.
-->'''Jeremy:''' F*cking Windows 95!
* "WHY THE F*CK DID THEY BRING THE CAT TO SPACE?!"
* Jeremy's comments on the Space Invaders pinball machine:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[WaxingLyrical She's a pinball wizard, there's got to be a twist. A pinball wizard has got such a supple wrist.]]
* This bit:
-->'''The Supreme Intelligence:''' On Hala you were reborn...Vers.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Because ''every f*cking sci-fi movie'' has to have an alien race that misreads something and calls it something else like V'ger in Star Trek and Calima in Tim Burton's Planet of the Apes.
* Jeremy ''falls asleep'' during the climatic fight scene:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Oh, look! They're fighting in the canyons, just like in Independence- [[TakeThat zzzzzzzzz.]]
* When Goose scratches out Nick Fury's eye:
-->'''Nick Fury:''' [[HoldYourHippogriffs Mother-flerkin!]]
-->'''Jeremy:''' Mother-flerkin.
* The sentence? [[TakeThat Cats & Dogs: Flerkin Wars]].

[[AC:''Avengers: Endgame'']]
* In the opening sin, Jeremy refers to Ant-Man & The Wasp as [[SequelSnark Ant-Man 2: The Ant-ening]].
** He later refers to it as "Ant-Man 2: [[IncrediblyLamePun Die Antwoord.]]" and "Ant-Man 2: Ant-ebellum Parabellum."
** He also notes that both Hawkeye and Scott Lang lose members of their family but [[NoodleIncident "Craig and HIS family are OK. F*ck you, Craig!"]]
* [[MotorMouth 34SECONDSOFMARVELLOGOS!]]
* When Pepper Potts first appears:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Gwenyth Paltrow doesn't know what movie she's in in this scene.]]
* Jeremy is not a fan of the MCU's humor:
-->'''Tony Stark:''' Honestly, until this exact second, I thought you were a Build-A-Bear.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Har har, Tones. This falls just as flat as when he called Ebony Maw "Squidward" in [[Film/AvengersInfinityWar Infinity War]]. Rando pop cultural references doesn't ALWAYS equal comedy, movie!
* This:
-->'''Nebula:''' I can tell you where Thanos is. [He's gonna retire and go back]] to the garden.
-->'''Rhodes:''' That's cute. Thanos has a retirement plan.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Do The Avengers have a quota of snarky wisecracks that have to be inserted within certain intervals? Sh*t, I'm BUILT on snarky movie wisecracks, and I don't even have a quota!
* This bit:
-->'''Natasha:''' This is gonna work, Steve.
-->'''Steve:''' I know it will. Because I don't know what I'm gonna do if it doesn't.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[CanonWelding Go back to the Fantastic Four?]]
* When Thanos gets his head chopped off with an axe:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[HistoricalInJoke Lizzie Thor-den!]]
* This:
-->'''Subtitle:''' FIVE YEARS LATER...
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Movie gives us the actual time it takes for this text to show up onscreen.]]
* This bit:
-->'''Natasha:''' I'm sorry. It must've been a very long five years.
-->'''Scott:''' Yeah, but that's just it... For me, it was 5 hours!
-->'''Jeremy:''' Directors accidentally film Paul Rudd talking about his real life and put it in the movie.
* When Tony discovers how to time travel:
-->'''Jeremy:''' It took Tony less time to figure this out [[TakeThat than it took the screenplay writers to make this scene.]]
* When Future!Thor shows up:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Thor is fat. Get it? It's a joke. For almost the whole movie. Except when the movie wants you to take it seriously. Then... back to joke.
* This:
-->'''Tony:''' One side there, Lebowski!
-->'''Jeremy:''' Hilarious reference. But [[CelebrityParadox this is a reference to a]] [[Film/TheBigLebowski movie]] [[CelebrityParadox that starred]] [[Creator/JeffBridges Jeff F*cking Bridges]] [[CelebrityParadox ... who was IN THE ORIGNAL]] [[Film/IronMan1 IRON MAN]] [[SuddenlyShouting STOP WITH THE CONSTANT REFERENCES ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY MAKE NO GODDAMN MAKE SENSE! GAH!]]
* This bit:
-->'''Scott:''' So Back to the Future is a bunch of bullsh*t!?
-->'''Jeremy:''' I'll have you know Alan Silvestri scored [[Film/BackToTheFuture that movie]] AND this one, so, you owe an apology to Alan Silvestri AND THE ENTIRE GODDAMN WORLD WHO LOVES THAT MOVIE.
* When the movie travels back to the events of ''The Avengers'', Jeremy takes the opportunity to make sins he missed all those years ago.
* After Loki disappears into mist:
-->'''Jeremy:''' This scene brought to you by an upcoming series on Disney+.
* At the Stan Lee cameo, Jeremy proposes to use Marc Maron in leiu of him instead.
* This unexpected reference:
-->'''Thanos:''' With the stones you've collected for me, I will create a new [universe]. Teeming with life. That knows not what it has lost, but only what it has been given.
-->'''Jeremy:''' So with the stones he could have done anything he wanted? And he chose [[WesternAnimation/TheSpongebobSquarepantsMovie option Z]] "cut the population of the universe in half"? What a f*cking dick.
* When Pepper shows up in the climatic battle:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Pepper, I'm glad you're here but you look kinda [[SpecialEffectsFailure fake in that suit.]]
* Jeremy removes a sin when the battle begins...only to immediately add 5 more when he realises that its going to be an incomprehensible mess.
* This:
-->'''Scott:''' The car's dead!
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[SarcasmMode Well, is there a spare rat around you could use to fire that sh*t up?]]
* The sentence manages to tie into the Infinity War video: [[BrickJoke Dust-Buster.]]
* One of the outtakes:
-->'''Thanos:''' The universe had to be corrected.
-->'''Mr. Grady:''' [[Film/TheShining I ''corrected'' them, sir. And when my wife wouldn't cooperate, I was forced to...''correct'' her too!]]
* Another outtake:
-->'''Tony:''' We have to look out for each other...
-->'''Abraham Lincoln:''' [[Film/BillAndTedsExcellentAdventure Be excellent to each other. And...PARTY ON, DUDES!]]

[[AC:''Spider-Man: Far From Home'']]
* When everyone that was snapped came back:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TeleFrag Still calling bullsh*t on no human being fusing into another person when they reappeared and causing some kind of mutation hybrid.]] [[CrossesTheLineTwice But at least they showed what happened in the gym scene rather than the scenario in the men's room.]]
* During the high school news broadcast, Jeremy sins them for using Comic Sans.
* This:
-->'''Ned:''' If there's one thing I know, it's this. Americans love Europeans!
-->'''Jeremy:''' Uh, you might want to check that, Ned. According to the Love Actually documentation, it's actually Americans that love Europeans.
* This bit:
-->'''MJ:''' You might want to download a VPN so the governments can't track you.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Conspiracy theorists.]]
* Jeremy mentions that he [[TakeThat "hates hates hates hates HATES Spider-Man in an Iron suit. And I know it's in the comics, you f*cking nerds."]]
* "This looks like a regular airplane. But look closely and you'll see that no one in coach wishes that they were dead right now."
* Jeremy's reaction to the fictional Tony Stark documentary:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Heart of Iron. HEART OF IRON?! They made a Tony Stark documentary and they call it "Heart of Iron". Why not Stark Realities? Or the M C You? Or [[TakeThat Dead Dickhead Now Revered]]? Or [[TheLastofTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers Tony Tony Toni]]?
** Jeremy is equally upset at Tony's airport portraits, lamenting how long it would take global governments to make such a decision.
* When Peter jumps on gondola poles, Jeremy splices in Mario jump sound effects. [[TakeThat A sin is promptly added without explanation.]]
* Jeremy adds 5 more sins to cover for every moment where someone should have noticed Peter becoming Spider-Man.
* This bit:
-->'''Mysterio:''' Don't ever apologise for being the smartest guy in the room.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat The Zuckerberg family motto!]]
* Jeremy refers to Peter's glasses as "[[DeusExMachina Holy God-Goggles, Batman!]]"
* This:
-->'''Nick Fury:''' I knew it the whole time. YOU WERE NOT READY!
-->'''Jeremy:''' To be fair, he told you that in Venice.
* Jeremy is upset when the movie copies plot details directly from Homecoming, only with Nick Fury instead of Tony Stark. He then wonders if the rest of the MCU Spider-Man movies will be the same. "It'd be like multiple remakes of Rocky III!"
* Jeremy gets so annoyed with the [[Filler teachers subplots]] that he eventually shortens the sins to TMT: "Too Much Teacher" so he doesn't have to repeat himself.
* When Mysterio's true nature is revealed:
-->'''Jeremy:''' F*CK! For the SECOND time, a MCU Spider-Man villain turns out to have connections to Tony Stark, making him more of an Iron Man Villain than a Spidey one. Maybe Sony SHOULD have the rights back.
* This:
-->'''Mysterio:''' -including Nick Fury, the most paranoid and dangerous man in the world!
-->'''Jeremy:''' That's not true. The most paranoid person in the world is Kanye West. The most dangerous person is ALSO Kanye West!
* This:
-->'''Title Card:''' Berlin, Germany
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag In case you confused it with Berlin, New Hampshire.]]
* Jeremy adds ''10'' sins for the drones doing things that they shouldn't be able to.
* This bit:
-->'''Happy:''' You're never going to be Iron Man.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Good. Also, SKIP!
* During an action sequence:
-->'''Jeremy:''' I'm sure Spider-Man did something awesome and amazing in these action scenes, but I'd honestly need a transcript to know what the f*ck just happened.
* This:
-->'''Happy:''' No one dies on my watch!
-->'''Jeremy:''' Technically Iron Man did...
* An unexpected reference:
-->'''Mysterio:''' FIRE! ALLLL THE DRONES! '''NOW!'''
-->'''Jeremy:''' This guy is dumber than [[WesternAnimation/TheIronGiant Kent Mansley.]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''The Maze Runner'' series]]

[[AC:''The Maze Runner'']]

[[AC:''Maze Runner: The Scorch Trials'']]
* Using the Robot Roll Call from ''Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000'' in one of the outtakes.

[[AC:''Maze Runner: Death Cure'']]
* This bit:
-->'''Jenkins''': You're late.
-->'''Jeremy''': Because, clearly, punctuality is still important in this post apocalyptic wasteland.
* Jeremy gives some extra backstory to two pilots:
-->'''Pilot''': We're on our way, sir.
-->'''Jeremy''': "Hey Fred, why didn't they just use our plane to transfer the kids?"
-->'''Jeremy''': "I dunno, Bob. WICKED just pays me in tequila shots."
-->'''Jeremy''': "Holy sh*t. How'd you get promoted to tequila shots?"
-->'''Jeremy''': "Networking, Bob, networking."
* "[[NonIndicativeName Remember when these Maze Runner movies actually had mazes? Good times, good times... ]]"
* This:
-->'''Thomas''': Minho, can you hear me?
-->'''Jeremy''': Yeah, f*ck all these other enslaved kids! I only care about Minho!
* The RunningGag about Jeremy getting upset over WICKED not using their airships throughout the movie.
* "[[SpecialEffectsFailure They better get off that roof before they're CGI-ed to death!]]"
[[/folder]]

[[folder: Middle-Earth films]]
[[AC:''The Hobbit - An Unexpected Journey'']]
* "Oh hey, Frodo. What are you doing in this film? Not a damn thing." ''*ding*''
* "This kill is lucky, but this kill is downright inexcusable." ''*ding*''

[[AC:''The Hobbit - The Desolation of Smaug'']]
* The sentence uses Thorin's dwarvish insult, then dubs over [[WesternAnimation/SouthPark Kyle]] for a translation.
-->''"Dude, I think he told us to go f*ck ourselves!"''
* Jeremy's complaints about the film's long runtime, which culminates in this after a TitleDrop:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Roll credits... please! ''*ding*''
* When the dwarves reach the mountain entrance and are about to give up because the keyhole isn't visible:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Bull-SH*T. We walked all this f*cking way and nearly died a million times. Give me the f*cking key and I'll drag it along the rock until it hits a keyhole. ''*ding*''

[[AC:''The Hobbit - The Battle of the Five Armies'']]
* Jeremy's explanation of Gandalf's plan, pointing out a major flaw.
-->''"Also, let's not forget the very reason why this whole thing happened. Gandalf met with Thorin and told him to retake the Mountain. And his vague reasoning was that "darker minds would turn their heads toward it", forgetting the fact that everyone so scared of this damn dragon that no one DARED go near it, and the idea of Sauron's return was not even considered possible at the time. I don't know what "darker minds" Gandalf was thinking about... but none of those assholes could have killed the dragon. It took a well-placed arrow in a rumored weak spot to take that [[SoundEffectBleep f*]][[PrecisionFStrike cker]] down, but Gandalf was worried enough that he started all this [[PrecisionFStrike sh]][[SoundEffectBleep *t]]. Never once did he seem concerned about Thorin getting "dragon-sickness", [[SarcasmMode but oh well. Gold is evil. I think we all learned something here today.]]"'' ''*ding*''
* Jeremy commenting on the reduced screentime for Bilbo, who is supposed to be the main character of this series:
-->'''Jeremy:''' This movie about elves and dwarves is strangely titled ''The Hobbit''. ''*ding*''
* Shortly after, as Legolas is using the SteppingStonesInTheSky, they dub in the [[Franchise/SuperMarioBros Mario jumping sound effect]].

[[AC:''The Lord of the Rings - The Fellowship of the Ring'']]
* "What the f*ck is Sauron reaching for?! Just kill the guy! You have this huge mace... FOR KILLING."
* ''*shot of Frodo reading*'' "Reading."
* "After Bilbo's unnerving proclamation, Gandalf apparently said, 'Dude you need to smoke some weed.' "
* The question about what Frodo was doing for that long time after Bilbo disappeared. "What the f*ck was Frodo doing for the last 20 minutes after Bilbo disappeared? Looking for Bilbo in places other than Bilbo's house?"
* "Convenient hiding tree is convenient."
* The Nazgûl feel the presence of the ring at all times and are drawn to it... until it's convenient for them not to be drawn to it.
* The proper identification of a blade.
--> '''Aragorn''': He's been stabbed by a Morgul blade. ''(blade turns to dust)''
--> '''Jeremy''': You know, the kind that dissolve dramatically after you identify it.
* "Terrible as the dawn?! The f*ck is that supposed to mean?"

[[AC:''The Lord of the Rings - The Two Towers'']]
* This moment.
--> '''Legolas''': This forest is old.
--> '''Jeremy''': ''How old is it?!''
--> ''(brief pause)''
--> '''Legolas''': Very old.
* Aragorn stating that 2,000 good men are riding north, followed by the scene in which the group of men (a rather ''small'' group) is sent.
--> ''(an arrow points at the men)'' "Does this look like 2,000 men? Where did Aragorn learn to count?"
* Legolas doing an almost-acrobatic move to climb above a horse.
--> "You know,I believe a lot of things in these movies: magic, talking trees, immortality, evil spirits... but in no way do I believe Legolas got on this horse in the manner depicted."
** Followed by a quick examination of the dwarf who is behind him on the horse.
--> "Who... the f*ck is that? That is not Gimli!"
* "To enter the Forbidden Pool bears the penalty of death."
--> '''Jeremy''': The Forbidden Pool? Are you making this sh*t up as you go along?
* On the sin videos of both this and the former movie, the Nazgûl have failed to detected the ring they are meant to detect even when feet away from it. This subject is not mentioned again until near the end of the video, when Nazgûl is seen.
--> ''(arrow points at the Nazgûl)'' "This asshole probably still can't detect the ring."
* The sentence - Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew.
* The last stinger: An Uruk-Hai runs to set the bombs while holding a torch to the Olympic Games theme.

[[AC:''The Lord of the Rings - The Return of the King'']]
* As the Rohirrim Army takes down one of the Oliphants: "No CGI elephants were injured in the making of this scene."
* "Sauron fails at WesternAnimation/BluesClues. HE'S RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU!"
** It carries into one of the stingers, where they use a clip from the movie, ''Film/BASEketball''.
-->'''Newscaster''': Update, we still have no f**king clue where this guy is.
* '''''"OH MY GOD YOU WHORES!"'''''
* One of the stingers: The reinforcements for the Orcs at Pelenor Fields are [[Film/TheEmpireStrikesBack a group of Imperial [=AT=]-[=AT=]s]].
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Mission: Impossible'' series]]
[[AC:''Mission: Impossible'']]
* During the scene where Jack shows Claire the glasses gadget:
-->'''Jack:''' There is a camera built right into the bridge.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Movie unintentionally inspires Google Glass.]] ''*ding*''
* When Ethan uses the explosive gum in the restaurant to create a diversion for him to escape, which causes a man to get blasted into a pane of glass:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Ethan probably killed that guy... but hey, when you're innocent of a crime, all of the crimes you commit afterwards are legal. ''*ding*'' Also... was that window already pre-broken? ''*ding*''
** As well as the sin after those two, where Ethan hides in the IMF safehouse:
-->'''Jeremy:''' So, someone sold his own team out and they're all dead, [[FrameUp his boss thinks he's a mole]], and he just learned that there was a 2nd IMF team shadowing them the entire mission... [[WhatAnIdiot yet Ethan still thinks that it's a smart idea to return to the safe house?]] [[Film/TheBourneSeries Jason Bourne]] is laughing at your carelessness, Ethan Hunt. ''*ding*''
* Jeremy's reaction to how small the money that Ethan hands to Claire.
-->'''Jeremy:''' That's some tiny money! It's so tiny, it's cute! Who's a cute little dollar bill guy, huh, is it you little fella? ''*ding*''
* The sentence, for those who know what the next Mission Impossible film is like. [[TakeThat Overdose of]] Creator/JohnWoo. Cue sounds of DisturbedDoves playing over the "Subscribe" screen.
* Stingers:
** When Ethan is yelling at Claire that their team are gone:
-->'''Ethan''': '''WAKE UP, CLAIRE! JIM'S DEAD! THEY'RE DEAD! THEY'RE ALL DEAD!''' ''(Voice changes to [[Film/TheUntouchables Al Capone's]])'' I want him '''dead'''! I want his family '''dead'''! I want his house burned to the ground! I wanna go there in the middle of the night and I wanna piss on his ashes!
** When Ethan is wearing a black bag mask to see Max, the audio of ''Film/PulpFiction'' plays over the scene.
-->'''Zed:''' Bring out the Gimp.\\
'''Maynard:''' Gimp's sleeping.\\
'''Zed:''' Well, I guess you're gonna have to go wake him up now, won't you?
** As Ethan is crawling through the vents, [[Film/DieHard John [=McClane=]'s]] [[SarcasmMode sarcastic]] [[IronicEcho line]] is used:
-->''"Come out to the coast! We'll get together, have a few laughs!"''
** During the moment where Ethan is watching the television news showing that his mother and uncle were arrested, the news report about "[[Film/{{Elf}} a strange man dressed as an elf wandering through Central Park]]" is edited onto the television screen instead.

[[AC:''Mission: Impossible II'']]
* When Ethan is monitoring Nyah via a transmitter:
-->'''Jeremy:''' So, while [Nyah and Ambrose] had sex, did Ethan watch the tiny yellow dot move three inches, then back three inches, and so on and so forth... during the whole thing? ''*ding*''\\
''[Ethan contemplates over a sunset]''\\
'''Jeremy:''' "My thief girlfriend is banging her criminal ex-boyfriend" sunset. ''*ding*''
* When Luther is almost shot:
-->'''Luther:''' That punk put a hole in my Versace!\\
'''Jeremy:''' Okay... you wearing Versace on a mission, him hitting the jacket and not you, and you not taking the opportunity to use the ''Film/{{Showgirls}}'' pronounciation of Versayce. Three sins in one. ''(+3 sins)''

[[AC:''Mission: Impossible III'']]
* Two sins occur when Brassel is giving a WhatTheHellHero speech towards Ethan and Musgrave.
-->'''Brassel:''' I've been trying to bring Davian down since the day I got here.\\
'''Jeremy:''' Does that mean you too are a failure at CIA-ing? ''*ding*''\\
'''Brassel:''' Your operation has achieved one thing. You have reminded Davian that he is winning.\\
'''Jeremy:''' And that's what we hate the worst at the CIA, is bad-guy self-affirmations. ''*ding*''
* When Ethan is escaping from the IMF because he was framed of being a rogue agent, knocking over a box filled with Virginia Department of Transportation (VGOT) brochures...
-->'''Jeremy:''' {{Irony}}. [[note]]Ethan's IMF cover job is an analyst for the Virginia Department of Transportation.[[/note]] ''*ding*''
* During the entire Shanghai car chase scene:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[ShakyCam This car chase scene is filled with so much shaky camera movement, and so many edits, and confusion...]] why even bother keeping up? ''*ding*''
* The exchange when Musgrave gives his MotiveRant towards Ethan:
-->'''Musgrave:''' I've had enough of Brassel and his sanctimony. IMF director, he's an affirmative action poster boy.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag That's racist.]] ''*ding*''
* The sentence of this film, "Hung Outside An Airplane", is a deliberate CallForward, as it not only refers to Ethan's HighAltitudeInterrogation on Davian, but also on his eventual plane stunt [[Film/MissionImpossibleRogueNation two films later]].

[[AC:''Mission: Impossible - Ghost Protocol'']]
* "Paula Patton is... damn... simply not my girlfriend. I am a failure."
* This sin regarding about Ethan and his team's plan to find the female assassin in two days:
-->'''Jeremy:''' You would have thought it would have been difficult to find an assassin like her in two days, but she was as easy to find as Shaquille O'Neal in a sea of Peter Dinklages. ''*ding*''
* The sentence: A sandstorm [[MemeticMutation (cue Darude Sandstorm)]]
* Stingers:
** When the team is going into the plane for Mumbai:
-->'''Benji:''' Love the jet!\\
'''Ethan:''' Wait 'till you see the car! ''(voice changes to [[Film/BatmanForever Batman's]])'' [[MemeticMutation Chicks love the car.]]
** This gem:
-->'''Brandt:''' It's a... 25-foot drop. And... we're using magnets.\\
'''[[Series/BreakingBad Jesse:]]''' [[MemeticMutation YEAH BITCH! MAGNETS!]]
** The one after that features features [[Film/TropicThunder Les]] [[ActorAllusion Grossman's]] rant playing over Ethan's order to Brandt to jump down the hatch.
-->''"Take a big step back, and literally [[SoundEffectBleep F*]][[PrecisionFStrike CK]] [[SuddenlyShouting YOUR OWN FACE!]]"''

[[AC:''Mission: Impossible - Rogue Nation'']]
* Jeremy's comment on the plane scene:
-->'''Jeremy:''' If you think that I'm not going to remove 5 sins for this badassery, you are dead wrong. ''(-5 sins)''
* His comment on where the Austrian Chancellor is seated during the opera scene:
-->'''Jeremy:''' This is how this [[PrecisionFStrike sh]][[SoundEffectBleep *t]] is set up: The Chancellor of Austria is seated in a super-up-close side booth, and way above him is an empty booth that NONE of his guards are guarding? Do I have that right?


[[AC:''Mission: Impossible - Fallout'']]
* When Ethan has to verify his identity by pricking his finger:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Now, thanks to [[NoodleIncident Gary]] all IMF agents have indentify themselves by pricking their finger into a DNA reading. [[TheScrappy F*cking Gary.]]
* This:
-->'''IMF Recording:''' Known only by the code name of John Lark.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Or John MacGuffin.
* When the IMF recording self-destructs, leaving a cloud of smoke.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Vaping.]]
* Jeremy sins Benji's line "It's entirely possible to be uneasy and relaxed at the same time" without commenting a word or stopping the video.
* Jeremy loses it at the opening credits spoiling the movie, declaring it to be "the worst thing about this franchise with the exception of [[[[TakeThat the second movie.]]
* When August Walker first shows up:
-->'''Jeremy:''' And this is the mustache that singlehandedly ruined Justice League.
* When the team arrives to the rave:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Raves this big.
** Immediately followed by
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Raves in general.]]
* Jeremy adds a sin for August Walker's badassery, not because of the movie, but because it makes him angry about how Henry Cavill botched his role as Superman in Justice League.
* "If you look up the word omniscient in the dictionary, you'll find a picture of Ilsa."
* When Ethan hops on a motorbike and it won't work:
-->'''Jeremy:''' What's this? The "Tom Cruise on a motorcycle" cliche AND the "Vehicle won't start when you need it" cliche in one scene? CLICHE-SCEPTION!
* This bit:
-->'''Ethan:''' It's complicated.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag Roll credits!]] Oh wait, sorry. Wrong Alec Baldwin movie.
* This:
-->'''Ilsa:''' So...in order to stop the bombs, we have to let the countdown start?!
-->'''Jeremy:''' Ilsa would be [[RunningGag f*cking amazing at Cinemasins.]]
* When Benji wakes up from being attacked:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer The original draft of this sins video had 15 "He survives this" sins in a row here.]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder:[=MonsterVerse=]]]
[[AC:''Godzilla'' (2014)]]
* While Ford and another soldier are trying to escape a burning train heading their way while on the train tracks:
-->'''Jeremy:''' We interrupt this Godzilla movie to bring you ''Film/{{Stand By Me}}''.
* While Ford and Elle are kissing and then the phone rings:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Ringing phone prevents Elizabeth Olsen from saying "Yes" to the question, "Have you driven a Ford lately?"

[[AC:''Kong: Skull Island'']]
* As two soldiers run away from Kong, one tells the other to "run to the side":
-->'''Jeremy:''' The guy yelling did NOT go to [[RunningGag the Prometheus School of Running Away From Things]] but his partner...guess where HE went?

[[AC:''Godzilla: King of the Monsters'']
* At a shot of protestors demanding to "kill the titans":
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Movie uses footage of people from Nashville after their football team goes 8-8 for yet another season.]]
* As Larva-Mothra attacks people with silk:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Man, this new Spider-Man movie is dark as f*ck.
* This bit:
-->'''Emma:''' Mothra escaped and is currently cocooned under a waterfall.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[ComicallyMissingthePoint Hey, who doesn't like a good shower after a long nap?]]
* When Dr. Stanton shows up in the film:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag They dragged poor Bradley Whitford into this, didn't they?]]
* This:
-->'''Mark:''' Wouldn't be the first time Emma put all this ahead of herself..or her family.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Damn, if I wanted to see this much unecessary drama related to a monster movie, I'd [[ContinuityNod read the aftermath of the CinemaSins: Kong Skull Island video.]]
* When Madison reaches to touch the frozen wall:
-->'''Jeremy:''' No, [[ActorAllusion Eleven. Your powers won't work here.]]
* Jeremy remarks that he was originally going to make a BonusRound of all the times the characters say "Bioacoustics" but claims that would have made the video too long. He instead decides to add all ''95'' sins at once.
* At a JumpScare from Godzilla:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[AlternateCharacterInterpretation "Just thought I'd swim by and scare you. Ha ha ha, we have fun.]]
* When King Ghidorah finally shows up:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[RecognitionFailure All right! Godzilla's here!]]
* The RunningGag of Jeremy getting increasingly annoyed at the movie cutting from the monster fights to the human drama.
* At a shot of an oil rig being destroyed by a Titan:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat I could edit a shot from Transformers into this part of the movie and you wouldn't even notice, would you?]]
* As the titans destroy cities:
-->'''General:''' Chicago. New York. Washington D.C.
-->'''Jeremy:''' It's a bad cover but I'm just glad to get a new version of Hewy Lewis's Heart of Rock and Roll.
* When Mark stands down in front of a glowing monster:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Kyle Chandler is about to be killed by the Tri-Star logo!
* As Washington D.C. floods and King Ghidorah flies overhead:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[BrickJoke I could edit a shot from Bright and the Day After Tomorrow into this scene and you wouldn't even notice, would you?]] The Bright after Tomorrow?!
* At the iconic shot of Godzilla shooting his atomic breath in the air:
-->'''Jeremy:''' What a waste of energy.
* When King Ghidorah shatters a wall at Fenway Park:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Well, that brings new meaning to "hitting a ball over the Green Monster."
* Some of Jeremy's most biting remarks yet when Emma is revived by Mark:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Ohhhhh. He LOVED her back to life.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Mortal Kombat'' franchise]]
[[AC:''Mortal Kombat'']]
* After Liu Kang does a handstand tumble-flip thing over a short rock formation:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Well, hell, I can do that. ''(ding)''

[[AC:''Mortal Kombat: Annihilation'']]
* The RunningGag of Raiden being blown through walls.
* Jeremy gives 100 sins just for Jade's death and stating that we wouldn't mind at all.
* During TheStinger, a scene of Smoke performing some strange arm movements to activate his ChestBlaster is accompanied by [[Series/MightyMorphinPowerRangers "Go Go Power Rangers"]] playing.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''The Mummy'' series (1999-2008)]]
[[AC: ''The Mummy'']]

[[AC: ''The Mummy Returns'']]
* "Also, it's never a good sign when your 8-year-old son grabs a picture of an older man you've never met and says, 'Hey! I know him!'"
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''National Treasure'']]
[[AC: ''National Treasure'']]

[[AC: ''National Treasure: Book of Secrets'']]
* While looking at one of the desks made from the ''Resolute'' in 1880
-->'''Jeremy:''' Let me ask you this question: If this desk was built in 1880, and the Statue of Liberty replica was built in 1889, how the [[SuddenlyShouting F*CKING GODDAMN PISS HELL]] does John Wilkes Booth have a diary in 1865 that points to ANY of this s*it? ''*ding*''
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Now You See Me'' Films]]
[[AC:''Now You See Me'']]
* "They programmed his mind to make him go to Las Vegas..." "Is this for real? They just performed ''Film/{{Inception}}'' on this guy while passing him on the street?"
* After already pointing out a fleet of {{Contrived Coincidence}}s and improbable "tricks" throughout the movie, the protagonists get past a cop. "The amount of convenience in this scene is overwhelming. They predicted every single move this cop would make in a fight. If they can do that, why do they need to do these magic shows and sh*t? I mean, they're basically gods!"

[[AC:''Now You See Me 2'']]
* "It must be a pretty sad world where "magic debunker" is an actual thing you can get famous doing. Someone who takes the fun out of every damn thing. It's almost like getting famous for being a 'Santa Claus Isn't Real' Informer and [[SelfDeprecation CinemaSins]]."
* Jeremy can only sigh when he sees "[[Creator/DanielRadcliffe Harry Potter]]" make his appearance [[PlayingAgainstType as the flamboyant billionaire]].
* Jeremy is amazed with all of the luxury Thaddeus has [[MightAsWellNotBeInPrisonAtAll while in prison]].
[[/folder]]


[[folder:''Pacific Rim'' series]]
[[AC:''Pacific Rim'']]
* After one of the Kaiju breaks through the Sydney Wall:
-->'''Jeremy''': Why are you surprised? Why is ''anyone'' surprised? You built a giant wall to try and keep out something that eats boats and giant robots for breakfast.
* As a Jaeger wrestles with a Kaiju in Hong Kong City's harbor, they destroy several huge freight containers, to which Jeremy exclaims, "Aw man, my f*cking UsefulNotes/XboxONE was in there!"
* At one point, the Jaeger loses contact with the Kaiju and can't pinpoint it.
-->'''Jeremy:''' How can you possibly lose track of a Kaiju? This is even worse than when the military kept losing track of [[Film/Godzilla1998 Godzilla]].
** Later, after they destroy the Kaiju and celebrate their victory, one of the Jaeger members exclaims, "It's pregnant!" when seeing a baby Kaiju, prompting Jeremy to remark: "We don't have nearly enough similarities to ''Godzilla'' in this movie; let's add some more."
* Towards the end, a bunch of helicopters go out over the water to rescue the two survivors in a life raft:
-->'''Jeremy:''' "Hey boss, how many choppers should we send out to pick up the two survivors?" "F*ck it, all of 'em!"

[[AC:''Pacific Rim: Uprising'']]
* Jeremy starts off the video completely blindsided by the poor quality of the narration:
-->'''Jake:''' Most of the world has recovered. But a few coastal cities never did and the world is picking up the pieces.
-->'''Jeremy:''' DID A F*CKING MIDDLE SCHOOLER WRITE THIS?!
* During a chase scene:
-->'''Jake:''' HEY! Get back here with that!
-->'''Jeremy:''' I would have removed 1000 sins if that actually worked.
* [[TakeThat "If I spliced in a scene from a Transformers sequel, you wouldn't even notice, would you?"]]
* Jeremy claims that he wrote a dozen jokes each about how this movie is a mix of Transformers, Power Rangers and Godzilla. Which means it gets 36 sins at once.
* During an action sequence:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Unecessary slow-mo of Zack Synder meets unecessary building destruction of Michael Bay. Zackle Bay? Mikey Snyder? [[BreadEggsBreadedEggs Zamichael Synbay?]]
* "I liked this movie better when it was called Starship Ender's Troopers Aliens Kingsman's Game."
* Upon seeing the contents of a fridge:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Oh yeah, everyone has that shelf in the fridge that holds multiple cans of whipped cream which is right in front of the beer, which is in front of a bunch of lemons out in the open. I call it the whipbeerlemon shelf.
* During the Jaeger fight:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[IncrediblyLamePun Rock Em Sock Em No-Bots!]]
* When Jeremy hears the term "Gravity Swing":
-->'''Jeremy:''' Pop quiz! Is "Gravity Swing" A) a space traveler's sex appartus, B) A newfangled rock projectile device, C) an electro-swing act out of Billings, Montana or D) [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers some techno-babble that a screenwriter made up that means ultimately nothing]]?
* "Holy sh*t, that Jaeger was piloted by [[WesternAnimation/AquaTeenHungerForce Meatwad!]]"
* Jeremy theorises that the plan to unlease the Kajiu was set into motion because "[[EvilIsPetty Charlie Day was mad that Fist Fight didn't do well at the box office.]]"
* During a scene of random city destruction:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Movie saves money by using B-roll footage from Tommy Lee Jones's Volcano.
* When one of the Kaiju lets out a loud, dubstep-esque bass roar:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Man, I would hate to be watching Film/AQuietPlace in the adjacent theater to ''this'' bullshit.
* The final sin:
-->'''Newt:''' YOU THINK IT'S OVER?! WE'RE JUST GOING TO KEEP COMING AGAIN AND AGAIN!
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Charlie Day dedicates this performance to Jesse Eisenberg's Lex Luthor.]]
* One of the outtakes:
-->'''Newt:''' 100 percent! Yeah, that's the way you do it!
-->'''Mark Knopfler:''' Get your money for nothing and your chicks for free!
* Another outtake shows the [[HumongousMecha Jaeger]] hangar while the theme from ''Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion'' is playing.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Paddington'' series]]
[[AC:''Paddington'']]
* Jeremy calls the foghorn gag the most clever fart joke he's ever seen. But sins it anyways because it's still a fart joke.
* Jeremy adds five sins for The Weinstein Company getting credited in the film.
* Jeremy notes that the presence of Creator/PeterCapaldi and Creator/MattLucas makes this seem like a Series/DoctorWho episode.

[[AC:''Paddington 2'']]
* This:
-->'''Uncle Pastuzo:''' Reading makes me sleepy.
-->'''Jeremy:''' You and me both, brother.
* At a scene in a yoga studio:
-->'''Yoga Instructor:''' Open your mind and your legs will follow.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[CrossesTheLineTwice Wow, that's literally one of my wedding vows! This movie owes me money.]]
* The RunningGag of referring to Phoenix as Hugh Grant throughout the entire video.
* Jeremy refers to Mr. Curry as [[ShapedLikeItself British Tim Roth.]]
* When Paddington is arrested and framed for a crime he didn't commit, Jeremy sins the movie "for not being fictional ''enough''."
* At a shot of Paddington entering the prison:
-->'''Jeremy:''' No one will be seated during Wes Anderson's guest directed scene.
** Jeremy later adds a sin because he honestly wishes Wes Anderson could have directed the film.
* This bit, if only for how simple it is:
-->'''Paddington:''' Aunt Lucy says be polite, be nice and things will be alright!
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[BrutalHonesty Aunt Lucy is a f*cking idiot.]]
** Followed with:
-->'''Knuckles:''' Your Aunt Lucy sounds like the most gullible, soft-headed...
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[JerkassHasAPoint He gets in trouble for saying this but he's 100% right.]]
* Jeremy is floored at the in-film newspaper actually having well written articles to the extent that he considers taking off a sin. Instead, he adds one [[TakeThat because it reminds him how lazier every other movie is.]]
* When Paddington and Knuckles bake:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Pad-atouille.
* This:
-->'''Knuckles:''' A nun, a beefeater and a king?
-->'''Jeremy:''' Oh! Oh! I know this one! The punchline is [[IncrediblyLamePun "Old habits are hard to break!"]]
* When a row of prisoners escape through the floor:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Well, that's just poor prison design.]]
* During the hot-air balloon escape, if only for the image it provides:
-->'''Jeremy:''' The only stupider way you could escape out of prison is if you did it from a fire truck going at 5 miles an hour with the sirens on and "Livin' La Vida Loca" blaring out from some amps taped to the truck.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Paranormal Activity'' series]]
[[AC:''Paranormal Activity'']]
* The constant remarks that the Paranormal ghost/demon is more of an annoyance than an actual threat.
* Jeremy getting progressively more bored and annoyed with the series' LeaveTheCameraRunning style.

[[AC:''Paranormal Activity 2'']]
* Jeremy's sheer rage at all the nothing happening in the second movie.
* [[https://youtu.be/S0nYTGhiJAY?t=802 [=PrANkSter dEa-MOn'S FUNiest HoME ViDja's=]]]: Jeremy plays SoundtrackDissonance/YaketySax over the paranormal occurrences with a LaughTrack as though the audience is cheering on the demon as he/she messes with the main characters.

[[AC:''Paranormal Activity 3'']]
* "Welcome to ''Paranormal Activity 3'', the movie where you are literally watching paint dry."
* Jeremy threatening to add 50 sins to the film automatically if Micah shows up, and adding a sin for having to say his name.
-->'''Jeremy''': #[=MicahIsADouche=]
* Jeremy pointing out how weird and creepy it is that Katie and Kristi have had a tape containing the beginning of their mother and stepfather's sex tape laying around for most of their lives.
* Jeremy shows what the closed captioning is showing for the scene of Dennis walking down the sidewalk for 30 seconds:
-->[=[crickets chirping]=]
* In regards to Toby "showing up" again at the end:
-->'''Jeremy''': Ok so is, like, the grandma in charge of Toby? Is Toby the demon who was impregnating the girls to have their ghost babies, that they then have no memory of? Is it a family ghost that went from, generation to generation? Why was the mother skipped? So many questions. But mostly (throws up the [crickets chirping] caption, accompanied by... guess)

[[AC:''Paranormal Activity 4'']]
* "Movie series blah blah blah video game table tennis."
* ''"OH F*CK! A CHAIR!"''
** "There's a shadow! Now f*ck your face."
* "Watching this movie at 2x speed is a slightly improved experience over watching it in normal speed. That's not as much a sin as it is a helpful tip. Which was a show we planned on producing but had to cancel it because "Cinema Tips" was already taken by an adult entertainment company."
* Jeremy theorizes that Alex's parents aren't home at 1 in the morning because their marriage counselor was a vampire.
* "There's a 15-year-old girl in our yard! Send...'''[[Film/TheProfessional EVERYONE]]'''!!!"
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Percy Jackson'' Series]]
[[AC:''Percy Jackson & the Olympians: The Lightning Thief'']]
* "Percy just 'saved' Grover from a lifetime of sex with Rosario Dawson."
* Jeremy's SarcasmMode reaction to the hilariously unconvincing sparring.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Why are they practising bad stage fighting? Are they putting on a play later? Is it like a drama camp? ''*ding*''

[[AC:''Percy Jackson: Sea of Monsters'']]
* Jeremy's general disdain for the narration.
-->'''Percy:''' At first, I didn't believe it either.\\
'''Jeremy:''' Neither did I! Oh, wait, did I miss the part where you explain what the hell you're talking about? ''*ding*'' Also, narration. ''*ding*''\\
'''Percy:''' Sometimes, these gods have children with humans-children called half-bloods.\\
'''Jeremy:''' And [[Film/HarryPotter Voldemort]] hates those assholes. ''*ding*''
* The scene where the cab splits in two. Jeremy says that is so obnoxious, he gives it ''five sins''.
* The narrator's [[RunningGag increasing love of Alexandra Daddario.]]
-->'''Jeremy:''' "Alexandra Daddario is so hot she makes my body hurt" cliche.
[[/folder]]

[[folder: ''Pirates of the Caribbean'' series]]
[[AC:''The Curse of the Black Pearl'']]
* About Governor Swann...
-->"Creator/DustinHoffman was apparently unavailable to play [[Film/{{Hook}} the old man with a long dark wig and red coat and white scarf]]."
* Near the beginning, Jeremy criticizes the British soldiers' formations and presentation of arms, which he notes are not at all straight at all:
-->"Have they never practiced these before? Have they not seen the opening to ''Film/AFewGoodMen''?"
** This is referenced again later on, when Jack Sparrow's newly-formed crew all look toward the ship they will be commandeering:
--->"These mostly-drunk pirate losers have better alignment and timing than the f*cking British soldiers do."
* Jeremy ridicules Gov. Swann's inconsistency on attempting to kill Jack Sparrow, which happens [[RuleOfThree three times]].
-->"At first, the governor wants to shoot Jack on sight without knowing who he is or what he's done. Then when he finds out Jack is a pirate, he wants to hang him. Why the change? To delay Jack's death so he can escape later?"
** Then, as Sparrow escapes, Gov. Swann asks Norrington and his men to shoot Sparrow...
--->"Will you make up your f*cking mind? We didn't shoot him before because you said 'hang him,' remember?"
** Finally...
--->'''Norrington:''' Mr. Sparrow has a dawn appointment with the gallows.\\
'''Jeremy:''' But I thought the order was to shoot him now.
* Jeremy takes into account some of Norrington's men as they try to shoot Sparrow:
-->'''Jeremy:''' ''(pointing out one soldier)'' This guy's closing his eyes while firing. ''(pointing out a second soldier)'' This guy's got his head turned completely to the side. ''(pointing out a third soldier)'' [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking And this guy appears to be three feet tall.]]
* Will Turner slams a hatchet down on a map, prompting Jeremy to call him "[[RunningGag a dick to]] maps".
* As Sparrow and Turner switch back and forth between the Dauntless and the Interceptor to shove off to sea, while being pursued by the soldiers, who also abandon ship as they pursue them, there's this:
-->"Is it naval policy to abandon ship completely when you search other ships for two f*cking criminals?"
* In the climax, after the curse is lifted, and Pintel and Ragetti are held at gunpoint by the pair of bumbling soldiers...
-->'''Jeremy:''' Bumbling idiot pair number one, meet bumbling idiot pair number two.
* At first, the final sentence for this movie is "Tortuga", but Will Turner is heard saying, "That's not good enough!", so the sentence is immediately changed to "Davy Jones' Locker" instead, to which Jack Sparrow is heard saying, "Not sure I deserved that."

[[AC:''Dead Man's Chest'']]

[[AC:''At World's End'']]
* "Everything wrong with ''Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End'' In... the minutes... oh the minutes!!"
* Jeremy calls out all of the singing in the opening of the film.
-->"TOO MUCH SINGING!"
** In the same vein, in the opening scene, before the prisoners are executed, their singing as one leads to this:
--->'''Jeremy:''' Wow, movie goes full Les Mis before the 4 minute mark!
* When Sparrow is first seen in the purgatory...
-->"They told Johnny Depp he was still in ''Film/FearAndLoathingInLasVegas''. This was the result."
* These:
-->"It's pretty obvious the thought was, 'You know what's better than Jack Sparrow? TWO Jack Sparrows! And why should we stop there?'"
-->"It's pretty obvious the thought was, 'You know what's better than one rock that's actually a crab? TWO rocks that are actually crabs! And why should we stop there?'"
* When the crew arrives on the shore of Davy Jones's Locker:
-->'''Gibbs:''' This truly is a godforsaken place.
-->'''Jeremy:''' You mean, the beach? [[SarcasmMode Yeah, it looks awful.]]
* This:
-->'''Barbossa:''' What are you doing?
-->'''Jack Sparrow:''' What are YOU doing?
-->'''Barbossa:''' No, what ARE you doing?
-->'''Jack Sparrow:''' [[OverlyLongGag What are YOU doing?]]
-->'''Jeremy:''' Skip!
* "Pirates of the Caribbean: [[Film/TheHobbitTheDesolationOfSmaug The Desolation of Smaug]]".
* His wondering how the Pirate Lords managed to capture Calypso in the first place. His guess? They put our Reese's Pieces and had her follow them into a trap.
* This moment, during the storm as the climactic battle is about to take place:
-->'''Davy Jones:''' Calypso...?\\
'''Jeremy:''' Is she in the sky now? Did she not just turn into a bunch of billion or so crabs and dive into the sea? What was the point of that s*it?
** Then...
-->'''Davy Jones:''' AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!\\
'''Jeremy:''' Argh.
* "It is perhaps fitting that one of the final battles will take place in an abyss of rapidly rotating water, because it simulates the effect of being in a toilet."
* At the end of the review:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[EndingFatigue THIS MOVIE NEVER ENDS!]]\\
''(credits start)''\\
'''Jeremy:''' [[TemptingFate Oh it ended. Splendid!]]\\
''(scene during credits is shown)''\\
'''Jeremy:''' HOLY SH*T IT DIDN'T END! THERE'S EVEN MORE MOVIE!

[[AC:''On Stranger Tides'']]
* Near the beginning, a subtitle reads the opening to be set in Cadiz, Spain, which prompts this remark:
-->"Not to be confused with Cadiz, Kentucky... Wait, there ''is'' a Cadiz, Kentucky? Well, f*ck."
** Later, the scene shifts to London, England, according to another appropriate subtitle, "just in case you confused it with London Fletcher."
* "Barbossa's qualifications for being the captain of the king's ship are: communication skills, previous sailing experience, and being in all the other movies."
* Quite possibly one of the best [[TheStinger stingers]] ever made in ''WebVideo/{{Cinemasins}}'':
-->'''Theodore:''' ''(Holds up a giant England flag in front of himself, towards the Spanish troops)'' [[DefiantToTheEnd This land is hereby forever claimed in the glorious name of his majesty, King George-]] ''([[KilledMidSentence Suddenly shot the stomach by the Spaniard]])''\\
'''Spaniard:''' [[Creator/MontyPython NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!]]

[[AC:''Dead Men Tell No Tales'']]
* "This movie should be 90 minutes, but like the Gluttony victim in Seven, they overstuffed it until it exploded."
* At the Paul [=McCartney=] cameo:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[RecognitionFailure Wow, they got Pete Best to make an appearance!]]
* During the whirlpool scene:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat This movie isn't even trying to hide that it's a flushing toilet.]]
* One of the stingers- [[Film/TheEmpireStrikesBack Yoda]] raising the Black Pearl.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Pixar films]]
[[AC:''Brave'']]
* "Will-o-the-wisp Reese's Pieces."
* Early on, Merida says, in voiceover narration, that she could never get away with anything. As she is eating an apple while saying this, Jeremy blames it on said apple, which, of course, makes her [[RunningGag "look like an asshole."]]
** Moments later, Merida is seen ''stealing'' an apple, which makes her guilty of "DOUBLE asshole duty in two minutes".
* Two moments during the archery contest that Jeremy thinks are [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything phallic metaphors]]. The first is this:
-->'''Merida:''' And I'll be shooting from my own hand!\\
'''Jeremy:''' This is probably as blunt of a masturbation metaphor as it gets!
** The second comes when Merida's arrow perfectly splits another arrow in half as it goes into the target:
--->"This is probably as blunt of an emasculation metaphor as it gets!"
* "Aaaaaand they finally did it: Disney remade ''WesternAnimation/BrotherBear'' and made it into ''Mother Bear''."
* When Elinor-as-a-bear tries to catch fish with her mouth like a real bear, Jeremy thinks this scene has committed three sins at the same time:
-->"She thinks bears fish just by opening their mouths... this fish jumps DIRECTLY into her not-moving open mouth... AND she spits it out like it's gross! Lady, you are a BEAR now -- get with the program!"

[[AC:''A Bug's Life'']]
* "I hate it when someone gives away the ending."
-->'''Jeremy''': He gets eaten by birds. The ants use Flik's inventions and live happily ever after.
* Jeremy notes that the technique the bird uses to feed Hopper to her chicks is nothing like in real life.
-->'''Jeremy''': This technique here promises to shove this big grasshopper down the middle chick's beak, leaving the other two hungry and this one in need of surgery.
* Sentence: '''[[ShapedLikeItself A Bug's Life]]'''

[[AC:''Cars'']]
* Jeremy's impression of [[Series/SesameStreet Count Von Count]].
-->'''Lightning [=McQueen=]:''' He has a Piston Cup? ...three Piston Cups?
-->'''Jeremy:''' No, FOUR Piston Cups! Ah ah ah ah. ''*ding*''
** Moments later...
--->'''[=McQueen=]:''' [Doc Hudson] won three Piston Cups!\\
'''Mater:''' ''[[SpitTake (spitting out the oil he was drinking)]]'' [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar He did]] ''[[GettingCrapPastTheRadar what]]'' [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar in his cup!?]]\\
'''Jeremy:''' <sigh>
* "In this world, you get a ticket for running too fast." ''*ding*''
* This:
-->'''Mr. Tex:''' There's more to racing than winning.\\
'''Jeremy:''' Name one thing. ''*ding*''
* After Hudson's past as a race-car is revealed.
--> '''Jeremy''': I have never known a time in sports history when an athlete was still in his prime and got completely ignored just because that person suffered a season-ending injury. You'd probably STILL have an owner who would pay for Babe Ruth to be on their team if they could afford the exhuming costs.
* During the credits:
-->'''Mack:''' Wait a minute here...[[HypocriticalHumor They're just using the same actor over and over! What kind of cut-rate production is this?!]]
-->'''Jeremy:''' Mack is [[RightForTheWrongReasons right about the cut-rate production, but for the wrong reasons]].

[[AC:''Cars 2'']]
* This moment:
--> '''Sally:''' You never take Mater to any of your races!\\
'''Jeremy:''' That's [[IncrediblyLamePun race-ist!]] ''*ding*''
* This:
-->'''Francisco:''' WHAT IS HAPPENING?!\\
'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Movie speaks for the audience. And it does so expertly.]] ''*ding*''
* Jeremy carries on [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything a metaphor]] just a bit too far, and it's hilarious.
-->'''Jeremy:''' This is some maniacal s*it right here, tying a man to a--wait a second, how the F*CK did CARS get up here to even tie him into place? This movie gives me a rage boner, and I'm gonna f*ck it HARD!!!
* When Mater accuses Miles Axelrod for being the true mastermind behind the main conflict of the film:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[SarcasmMode Whaaaaaaaaaaat!?]]
* When Lightning feels bad after reading Mater's letter:
-->'''Lightning:''' I didn't want him to leave.\\
'''Jeremy:''' [[BrutalHonesty Yes, you did. End of sin.]]

[[AC:''Cars 3'']]
* During the opening credits showing Lightning's winning streak:
-->'''Lightning:''' See ya next week, Cal!\\
'''Jeremy:''' I'm pretty sure that Cars 4 is all about [[DarkerAndEdgier how Cal has had enough and becomes a serial killer.]]
* "Cars 3: Get Off My Lawn!"
* This scene:
-->'''Lightning:''' That's just it, Mater. I don't know. I feel like I'm all out of ideas.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Pixar's new slogan.]]
* This:
-->'''Ramone:''' Hey, [=McQueen=]! You can't race in prime!\\
'''Jeremy:''' That's prime-ist!
* And this:
-->'''Rosco:''' Rule #3: No cursing. It's Family Night.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[SirSwearsALot F*cking goddamn]] [[CrossesTheLineTwice s*it-dick bitch-ass--]] *ding*
* This bit:
-->'''Simulation Voice:''' YOU HAVE JUMPED THE BARRIER.\\
'''Jeremy:''' [[HoldYourHippogriffs Did it say barrier,]] [[TakeThat or]] [[JumpingTheShark shark?]]
* At one point, Jeremy politely requests the [=CinemaSins=] video editors for a image of [[FlippingTheBird a middle finger to wiggle back and forth over footage of the movie]]. They happily comply.
* During Lightning's apology dance, [[TakeThatAudience Jeremy sins the fact that people actually like this movie]].
* The last sin of the video:
-->'''Lightning:''' I sure am glad that Mr. Tex bought Rusteze.\\
'''Jeremy:''' Well, that wrapped up nicely. Now on to [[BrickJoke Cars 4: Cal's Revenge!]]

[[AC:''Coco'']]
* As Miguel dresses up as El Santo with his great grandmother:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[NoodleImplements You know, the last time I was in a room with a woman this old, a wrestling mask, and feathers...]] Well, [[SayingTooMuch I've already said too much.]]
* During every ShoutOut to other Pixar films, we get this RunningGag:
-->'''Jeremy:''' The inside jokes in these Pixar movies and movies in general are becoming distracting.
* This moment:
-->'''Enrique:''' You will join us in the workshop!
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Nike.]]
* As Imelda smashes a computer with her shoe:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Cambridge Analytica.]]
* The RunningGag about Jeremy getting increasingly annoyed by [[TheScrappy Dante the dog]].
* One of the outtakes plays Thriller over the Land of the Dead.

[[AC:''Finding Nemo'']]
* When one of the fish parents learns that Marlin is a clownfish...
--> '''Fish:''' You're a clownfish? You're funny right? Hey, tell us a joke!\\
'''Jeremy:''' That's fish-racist! ''*ding*''
* When Marlin and Dory are hopping down the pier from Nigel, Jeremy notes that "It's the Prometheus School of Running Away from Things FOR THE SECOND TIME IN THIS MOVIE!" (The first was when they were swimming away from the sunken ship which was toppling over them.)

[[AC:''Finding Dory'']]
* "Jesus, another fish has gone missing?! This makes me feel like the NSA dude at the end of ''Film/TheHuntForRedOctober'': 'You've lost ANOTHER submarine?!'"
* Jeremy becomes tired of the film's coincidences in the film's second act, forcing Chris to step in and do the "<sigh>" gag for him. Also, instead of sighing, Chris actually ''says'' [[SayingSoundEffectsOutLoud "Sigh."]]
* This moment:
-->'''Bailey:''' It's your destiny, Destiny.\\
'''Jeremy:''' S*it writes itself. ''*ding*''
* Another moment:
-->'''Fluke:''' (telling Marlin how to befriend Becky) All you have to do is imprint with her, mate.\\
'''Jeremy:''' Aww man, they dragged ''Twilight: Breaking Dawn 2'' into this didn't they? (ding)
* As Dory, Nemo and Marlin all jump from one open-topped fish tank to another toward the one full of blue tangs...
-->"Who do you think made sure all these open-topped fish tanks were in the right order for this progression of jumps: the screenwriters or God?"
* This...
-->'''Dory:''' What is so great about plans? I never had a plan!\\
'''Jeremy:''' Thing that Andrew Stanton told the writers when this movie began production somehow finds its way into the script.
* It leads to Jeremy ridiculing the messages in this movie as terrible for kids. First...
-->'''Dory:''' The best things happen by chance, because that's life!\\
'''Jeremy:''' Is this movie's message seriously that we shouldn't plan for stuff and just take life as it comes?! While I recognize the problems with ''over''-planning, this is a terrible, terrible message to send to kids.
** Second...
--->'''Jenny:''' You can do whatever you put your mind to.\\
'''Jeremy:''' ''Another'' terrible message to send to kids! Because this s*it is patently untrue! What if my kid sees this movie, then "puts his mind to" jumping off a bridge to fly? Huh?! HUH?!?!
* Jeremy calls out the amount of ArtisticLicense used in the film's climax, where the Marine Life Institute truck careens down the road without hitting other cars and jumps multiple concrete highway barriers and still keeps going, all while the fish tanks never fall and break and the fish never get killed, only bounced from one tank to another. It leads to this:
-->"It's like this movie was made just to test my patience. And the movie has won."
* At the very end, Jeremy decides to remove a sin from this movie for its fun visuals during the end credits, which he describes as something more movies should do.
* After the review, there is a BonusRound called "20 Reasons Finding Nemo and Finding Dory are the same movie", in which Couch Tomato compares identical scenes from both movies and ultimately adds on 20 more sins to the overall total.
** Also, the "bonus round" music from ''VideoGame/SuperMarioWorld'' plays throughout.

[[AC:''The Incredibles'']]
* One of the stingers:
-->'''Frozone:''' You tell me where my suit is, woman! We are talking about the greater good!
--> [[Film/HotFuzz "The greater good" – "How can that be for the greater good?" – "The greater good"]]

[[AC:''Incredibles 2'']]
* "[[TheScrappy Rick Dicker.]]"
* This:
-->'''Mr. Incredible:''' Trampoline me!
-->'''Jeremy:''' Whoa, Bob! I thought that sort of thing was just for anniversaries and special occasions only!
* When Frozone saves the monorail:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[IncrediblyLamePun Deus Ice Monorailia]]?
* At the Endeavour's backstory:
-->'''Jeremy:''' An eccentric billionaire who is interested in superheroes because his parents were shot and killed in a random act of violence? Sound Batmiliar- I mean familibat, I mean bats fa-Batman-bats bats!
* [[TakeThat Mr. Incredibly Sexist]].
* This bit:
-->'''Bystander:''' Marry me, Elastigirl!
-->'''Jeremy:''' Proposed polygamy.
* This:
-->'''Violet:''' So mom's going out there...illegally...to talk about why she shouldn't be illegal.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag Violet would be super at Cinemasins.]]
* At the raccoon's human-like behaviour:
-->'''Jeremy:''' This scene's officially pushed me Over The Hedge.
* Jeremy gets momentairly distracted from a sin:
-->'''Dicker:''' This is Dicker.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Dicker?! I DON'T EVEN KNOW HER! AHAHAHAHA! Ahem.
* Jeremy is disturbed at Dash's "visual bloodlust" during the scene where Mr. Incredible controls his car remotely.
* Some of the most biting sarcasm ever:
-->'''Jeremy:''' So, you're telling me that the female aloof character who always seemed a little too non-chalant and who's name can literally be pronounced as "Evil Endeavour" was the bad guy?! [[Film/{{Casablanca}} I am shocked! Shocked, I say!]]
* When Elastigirl is in a cold room, preventing her from using her powers:
-->'''Jeremy:''' So her kryptonite is [[WeaksauceWeakness the month of January.]]
* In response to Dash accidentally getting the Incredibile to follow the boat:
-->'''Jeremy:''' I HAVE to sin this moment for [[ContrivedCoincidence being preposterously convenient]], but I'm also smiling too hard at [[RuleOfCool how awesome it is]].... Must...have...strength...to...sin...movie... ''([[EpicFail sin gets removed]])'' DAMMIT!
* Jeremy gives interesting names to some of the background superheroes including The "Which Way Does The Batteries Go" Twins, Fluffy Earbud Man and Captain Crochet.
* One of the outtakes:
-->'''Brick:''' MY NAME IS BRICK.
-->'''Elastigirl:''' Oh! Um, nice to meet you.
-->'''Brick (Anchorman):''' [[NamesTheSame People seem to like me because I'm really nice!]]
* "Never pronoun game in anger, Bob. Never pronoun game in anger."

[[AC:''Inside Out'']]
* "Eat me, I'm organic" is now Jeremy's new pickup line.
* "Sadness imprisonment."
* Jeremy sins the fact that the father is thinking about a full game of hockey on dinner, deeming it racist and impractical.
* Jeremy thinks [[Film/TheNeverendingStory The Nothing]] is responsible for the perils in the film's climax.
* Jeremy is heard genuinely laughing hard during the 'girl alert' scene at the end, which also results in [[Awesome/CinemaSinsAbsolved a sin removal]]. The subtitles misrepresent just how much he enjoyed it.
-->'''Jeremy''': Ha ha ha ha ha.
* Two of the stingers:
** When Riley gets her first memory and Joy sends it on its way: "WELCOME TO REGAL."[[note]]a reference to Regal Theaters' preshow bumper.[[/note]]
** Toddler Riley refusing to eat her broccoli is accompanied with a certain clip from [[Music/TheWall "Another Brick In The Wall"]].
* This:
-->'''Joy''': Here comes the tickle monster!\\
'''Jeremy''': Tickle monster. ''*ding*''
* When baby Riley is running naked around her house at the beginning of the movie:
-->'''Jeremy''': Well, I'm definitely on some kind of watchlist now. Thanks, Pixar. ''*ding*''
* When the Golden Gate Bridge is shown:
-->'''Jeremy''': Neither [[Film/RiseOfThePlanetOfTheApes apes]] nor [[Film/XMenTheLastStand mutants]] are attacking the Golden Gate Bridge in this scene.

[[AC:''Monsters, Inc.'']]
* "These CDA guys were all going #2 at the same time."
* "Car with teeth inspires the [[WesternAnimation/{{Cars}} two]] [[WesternAnimation/{{Cars 2}} worst]] Pixar movies ever."
* Jeremy calls Mike "Mikey" instead of Mike.
* In one of the outtakes, during the entrance of the monsters at the scare floor, "Little Green Bag" plays, parodying ''Reservoir Dogs.''
* In one of the outtakes, when Mike replays Waternoose's confession, the "Get your ass to mars." recording from ''Total Recall'' plays instead.

[[AC:'''Monsters University''']]
* During the opening credits sequence, Jeremy questions the fact that scarers have trading cards with this:
-->'''Jeremy''': There are trading cards for best scarers who are essentially factory workers. This monster society is pretty big on Communist propaganda.
* This bit:
-->'''Mike''': We have everything we need to win right here. (''points to chest'')[[note]]He's actually talking about himself[[/note]].
-->'''Squishy''': Heart...
-->'''Jeremy''': Waaaaait. Where's Mike's heart? He's like, 80 percent mouth!
* One of the outtakes dubs over the scene where Oozma Kappa gets covered in paint with the prom scene from {{Film/Carrie}}, complete with rotating images of people laughing.

[[AC: ''Ratatouille'']]
* This bit:
-->'''Remy''': I'm a rat...which means life is very hard for myself.
-->'''Jeremy''': [[IncrediblyLamePun That's Ratsict.]]
* Jeremy is shocked that Gusteau died from a bad review, noting that he has recieved "dozens of hate mail, angry tweets and at least 2 maps to death traps" and hasn't died from it yet.
* Jeremy calls out the saucier not being at his workstation, sarcastically wonders if he was on a smoke break then realises that "they ARE in France."
* "Linguini went to the [[TakeThat Mario Batelli school of workplace behaviour.]]
* Jeremy is pissed that Linguini's "sh*thole apartment" somehow has a view of the Effiel Tower.
* At Gusteau's new marketing campaign which includes a Chinese version of him:
-->'''Jeremy''': [[TakeThat Man, I haven't seen a marketing campaign this racist since H&M's last ad.]]
* When Jeremy hears Linguini [[TitleDrop saying the film's title]]:
-->'''Jeremy''': Roll rodents.

[[AC: ''Toy Story'']]
* "Pizza Planet serves a '''128-ounce Mega Gulp'''." ''*ding*'' "Also, burgers." ''*ding again*''
* As Buzz runs from a globe rolling his way, Jeremy remarks, "Ah, I see Buzz Lightyear also went to the ''Film/{{Prometheus}}'' school of running away from things." ''*ding*''
* When Bo Peep says of Buzz, "I found my moving buddy," Jeremy exclaims, "What a whore!"
* "Conveniently, the Chuck-E-Cheese-like Pizza Planet also delivers and just happens to drive at this abandoned gas station where I heard a guy got murdered one time." ''*ding*''
* "I'm okay with talking, sentient toys in a movie. I really am. But I am NOT okay with talking, sentient toys that can run fast enough to catch up to a truck moving at even the slowest speed." ''*ding*''
* When Woody threw the Christmas lights from Sid's house to Andy's house, Jeremy claims that the throw is impossible for a human to make that even [[Creator/DudePerfect Dude Perfect]] would need 20 to 30 takes.
* In the family car, "[[WesternAnimation/TheLionKing1994 Hakuna Matata]]" plays on the radio, which prompts this remark:
-->''"Disney, didn't we get enough of that song the year before this came out?" *ding*''

[[AC:''Toy Story 2'']]
* As Woody worries that his hat is missing and he can't go with Andy to camp without it:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Does he have ANY reason he can't go to camp without it?! 'Cause if not, Woody needs a psychiatrist more than he needs Andy.
* Suggesting that the joke book "Real Real Big Trucks by Cousin A.J. Joe Jimbob" should be about [[DoorStopper 300 pages lighter]].
* "Super well-trained, toy-friendly dog is utterly clueless when his best toy-friend falls off in the yard sale, because the script called for conflict!"
* Jeremy removes two sins with no explanation when Rex chases the car:
-->'''Rex:''' Dinosaur overboard! *removes two sins*
* Jeremy calls Slinky great at Cinema Sins for calling out an inaccurate illustration, and when Hamm responds, "Picky, picky, picky", he is pronounced great at being [[SelfDeprecation a critic of Cinema Sins]].
* This:
-->'''Geri:''' You can't rush art.
-->'''Jeremy:''' You hear that, Marvel? ''*ding*''
* In response to Joan Cusack voicing Jessie...
-->"Do you get the feeling that Joan Cusack signed up for this because she thought it was the sequel to ''Film/{{Toys}}''? Oh wait, nobody would do that. Stupid question."
* From the moment the Prospector is shown, Jeremy knows that he is the villain simply because he has [[Creator/KelseyGrammer the voice of]] [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Sideshow Bob]].

[[AC:''Toy Story 3'']]
* "#[=JustLetLotsoDie=]!"
* Andy playing with his toys realizes that [[EverybodyHasStandards Jeremy really misses his childhood. He removes a sin in doing so]].

[[AC:''Toy Story 4'']]
* During the opening credits:
-->'''Jeremy:''' We've gone back 9 years to revisit Andy's childhood when we already left his childhood in the previous film. How many [[ThatCameOutWrong playing with my Woody]] moments do you really need?!
* Jeremy adds 10 sins to cover all the times that humans should logically see the toys moving on their own.
* This bit:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Jesus Christ in Hasbro's junk drawer. Look at all these toys! This is what happens when you make too many sequels in a franchise and too many characters. Now everyone needs some sort of screen time, so you have to pay a boatload of money for Jeff Garlin to say random things in a microphone.
* When Forky tries throwing himself away:
-->'''Woody:''' It's OK. He thinks he's trash.
-->'''Jeremy:''' And you were made in Taiwan but I don't see you hopping on a flight to Taipei any time soon.
* When Woody keeps Forky from getting away on the road trip:
-->'''Jeremy:''' This is a hostage situation that's going to end with Forky either learning to love his captor or stabbing someone. [[TakeThat I'm down with the second option.]]
* "Wow, I never thought I'd see an animated version of The Road!"
* This:
-->'''Slinky Dog:''' Any sign of Woody?
-->'''Jeremy:''' Failed Viagra slogans!
* Jeremy adds a sin for all the abandoned toys at the playground, then admits that he may not know too much about the topic because "I was busy having salve rubbed on me after getting third-degree burns from the metal slide".
* An unexpected reference pops back up:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Woody? [[Film/TheTalentedMrRipley How's the Bo-Peeping? Woody. Woody. Woody. Woody. How's the Bo-Peeping?]]
* This bit:
-->'''Woody:''' Buzz, who are those guys?
-->'''Jeremy:''' Well, they're two new comedy relief characters in an attempt to revitalise an aging franchise. [[ThePoochie In the industry, we call that "pulling a Poochie"]]. It's better than most Poochies but a Poochie has been pulled nontheless.
* Jeremy is conflicted whether to add or remove a sin for a photorealistic CGI cat but eventually adds one because "why do the cats look realistic but the humans look like [[UncannyValley like they're made of plasticine?]]"
* This:
-->'''Woody:''' You can't teach an old toy new tricks.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[CashCowFranchise Unless there's billions of dollars to be made. Then bring on the new tricks!]]
* When Duke Caboom finally makes his jump:
-->'''Jeremy:''' A toy making this jump is like [[ItWillNeverCatchOn a bus jumping over a construction site overpass gap while maintaining a speed of over 50 mph or else the bus will explode.]] [[ActorAllusion Hey, wait a minute...]]
* As Buttercup pulls the brakes:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[AlternateCharacterInterpretation When all else fails, murder the humans! This toy asshole is so adorable.]]
* When Woody decides to leave Bonnie:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[ShaggyDogStory I'd remove all the sins if she said "where's Woody" right now.]]
* Jeremy gets upset that Woody left Bullseye behind, claiming that he "broke the Cowboy Code! Stallions before gal-lions!"

[[AC:''Up'']]
* Sentence: '''[[TakeThat Down (Hell)]]'''
* "Russell's persistence leads me to believe he thinks Carl is the only old person in this town."
* Jeremy is appalled by the way that Carl can use balloons to lift his house into the air. After questioning how he was able to conceal the balloons so well and have so many that it can lift it into the air so that it can rip the house off the foundation and its connected utilities (he didn't bother to disconnect the water and electricity beforehand), he then concludes:
-->"Way to use an increasingly-scarce resource to fly your house irresponsibly, you jackass."
* Jeremy thinks that "numerous military and police would have been called when they heard reports of a flying house using balloons, but fortunately for Carl, this took place during Taco Tuesday and no one called or cared."

[[AC:''WALL-E'']]
* At the opening shot of garbage stacked as high as the tallest buildings, creating their own skyline, Jeremy [[Awesome/CinemaSinsAbsolved removes three sins from the movie]].
-->"It's the anti-Cinema Sins movie really, since so much of it is anti-'what other movies do.'"
** Instead of going down -3 sins, it goes to ''-5'', prompting Jeremy to remark, "See? Even the sin counter doesn't obey!"
* "The 'Twinkies and cockroaches survive the Apocalypse' cliches finally get married and have a baby."
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Planet of the Apes'' films]]
[[AC:''Planet of the Apes'' (1968)]]
* At the shot of the 20th Century Fox logo at the very start...
-->'''Jeremy''': Even in 1968, the Fox logo took 15 goddamn seconds, proving this logo s*it is a long-standing Hollywood tradition of bullying audiences.
* Jeremy removes two sins for the 25-minute opening scene, in spite of "the weird 2 minutes of opening exposition":
-->"Disorienting without explaining too much, long takes with little-to-no dialogue... This movie is WAY better than you remember it being, is what I'm saying."
* Jeremy sins the movie for it "overestimating [his] tolerance for watching people walking."

[[AC:''Planet of the Apes'' (2001)]]
* When Leo kisses Ari:
-->'''Jeremy''': [[{{Squick}} Ewww...]]
** Then when Leo kisses Daena:
--->'''Jeremy''' [''even more disgusted'']: ''Ewww!''

[[AC:''Rise of the Planet of the Apes'']]

[[AC:''Dawn of the Planet of the Apes'']]
* "Human... leave. NOW!"
--->'''Jeremy:''' Wow, this is exactly what was said to me after my first sexual encounter.
* One of the outtakes is Caesar dropping Koba in slow motion while dramatic music plays...only for Koba to abruptly hit a wire and yell as he continues to fall; then the slow motion and dramatic music continues like nothing happens...only THEN to abruptly crash into ANOTHER object, and then continues to fall with the slow motion and dramatic music. It's much funnier than it sounds here.

[[AC:''War for the Planet of the Apes'']]
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Predator'' franchise]]
[[AC:''Predator'']]
* At Dutch and Dillon's famous handshake:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Bicep-tion.
* When Billy puts camoflague on his face:
-->'''Jeremy:''' OK, if this is to help out with the sun, you've gone too far. If this is like Robert Downey Jr. in Tropic Thunder [[CrossesTheLineTwice you've gone WAY too far.]]
* This bit:
-->'''Cooper:''' Bunch of slack-jawed f*ggots here!
-->'''Jeremy:''' Ladies and gentlemen, your governor of Minnesota!
* This:
-->'''Dutch:''' C. Hopper?! I knew this man!
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[ContrivedCoincidence I bet you did.]]
* Jeremy is stunned at all of the carnage Dutch's team causes to the rebels, noting that they care more about killing the rebels than saving the hostage.
* This:
-->'''Dutch:''' My men...are not expendable.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
* This:
-->'''Anna:''' El que hace trofeos del hombre means the demon that makes trophies out of man.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Oh, we just call that The Oscars...]]
* When we see the Predator's collection of skulls, Jeremy notes an oddly shaped one:
-->'''Jeremy:''' The evilest thing the Predator has ever done is kill this little platypus.
* Jeremy's reaction to Dutch's Tarzan yell:
-->'''Dutch:''' UUUUUUOOOOOARRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
-->'''Jeremy:''' Arrgh.
* One of the outtakes dubs in Darth Vader over Dutch's and Predator's fight at the end.

[[AC:''The Predator'']]
* At the beginning of the movie, with the hostage scenario:
-->'''Jeremy:''' I would have loved to hear the phone call setting up this hostage meet-up. "Hey, you know the muddy road with the one singular streetlight on it?" "Of course, who the f*ck doesn't?" "Good, we'll meet up at 10. Don't wear nice shoes."
* The RunningGag about Jeremy lamenting Shane Black's screenplay.
* This bit:
-->'''Sign:''' HALLOWEEN HAUNT: 10:30- STDS AND PARENTS WELCOME
-->'''Jeremy:''' My guess here is that this is a Shane Black special, where the school accidentally spelt students as STDS. And while I'm laughing my ass off at this, STDs in a middle school is no laughing matter!
* When two teenagers pull the fire alarm:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TheScrappy These kids.]]
* This bit:
-->'''Will:''' They've been here before. '86.'91.
-->'''Jeremy:''' And 2010, but we don't [[TakeThat discuss that sh*t.]]
* Jeremy's reaction to Nebraska Williams:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Hi, I don't eat apples but I do chew gum all the time to [[RunningGag make me look like more of an asshole.]]
* This:
-->'''Sean:''' My name is Sean Keyes. [[note]]The son of Peter Keyes, the main human antagonist from Predator 2.[[/note]]
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat And pause for the three people who like Predator 2 to applaud.]]
* This bit:
-->'''Casey:''' Why'd you call it The Predator?
-->'''Jeremy:''' Well, you know...because if we called it something else, it would be harder to get people into movie theatres. We CALLED it The Predator and it was STILL hard to get people to show up to theatres!
* This:
-->'''Nebraska:''' We took a vote. Predator's cooler.
-->'''Jeremy:''' They took a vote. Predator's cooler.
* This:
-->'''Nebraska:''' [[CallBack Get to the chopper!]]
-->'''Jeremy:''' If this movie had been less [[Series/MontyPythonsFlyingCircus nudge, nudge, wink, wink]] and more, you know, good, this line wouldn't make me want to rip off my ears.
* "Welp, The Predator brought whatever their equivalent of bloodhounds are on this hunt. [[SarcasmMode I say that because that's not stupid at all!]]
* "Daytime trick or treating? What is this, a [[Franchise/Halloween Halloween]] sequel?!"
* This bit:
-->'''Nebraska:''' It looks like an alien version of Whoopi Goldberg.
-->'''Jeremy:''' So, I'm wondering if this movie would have been a bigger success if they called this movie "The Whoopi". I bet Fox is kicking themselves right now!
* "You know, there's been a lot of dumb monsters in movies. [[Film/Leprechaun Killer leprechauns}}, [[Film/Ghoulies ghoulies}} and [[Film/PuppetMaster puppet-masters]]. But Predator dogs are the absolute worst."
** Immediately after:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Why do the dogs have dreadlocks too?!
* When the Predator fights the Super-Predator:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Predator Vs Predator: [[TakeThat Requiem.]]
* When Coyle gets his throat slit:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[ActorAllusion Key and Slice.]]
* This:
-->'''Quinn:''' Let's take this ship down!
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[FailedASpotCheck With my son inside it! YEAH!]]
* The final sin:
-->'''Doctor:''' What is that?
-->'''Traeger:''' It's my new suit, doctor. [[SequelHook Hope I get in it before too long.]]
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[FranchiseKiller Double sigh.]]
* One of the outtakes:
-->'''Quinn:''' What are you?!
-->'''Super Predator:''' [[/Film/Batman1989 I'm Batman.]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''The Purge'']]
[[AC:''The Purge'']]
* Sin 37: The part where Jeremy comments on how all that Charlie is doing during The Purge is using the charred camera baby doll.
-->'''Jeremy''': Man, this Charlie kid has to be Purged someway, somehow, tonight. I mean, it's legal, right? What an asshole this kid is.
* Sin 69: The stranger following around Charlie's charred baby camera doll.
-->'''Jeremy''': I'll follow you anywhere, remote-controlled Satan.
* Sin 114: The stranger distracting the Sandins' neighbors with Charlie's charred baby camera doll.
-->'''Jeremy''': The homeless guy found Charlie's burned peeping RC baby and decided, "I'll use this as a distraction first, because my surprise entrance will be even stupider that way."

[[AC:''The Purge: Anarchy'']]
* Jeremy points out how Eva's father's note is written in all caps, and thus wonders why his narration isn't yelling at us.
* [[TheScrappy Liz's]] constant need to explain what was happening in lieu of a narrator annoys Jeremy to no end.
* At seeing a little girl covered in blood:
-->'''Jeremy''': {{Film/Carrie}}?
* Jeremy just ''laughs'' when a guy is shot up just a split second after a love confession.
* Jeremy frequently wonders why if ALL crime is legal, people are only committing murder instead of more profitable crimes like looting.
* "Stop!"
-->'''Music/MCHammer:''' Hammertime!

[[AC:''The Purge: Election Year'']]
* Jeremy constantly mentioning how stupid is it that the Electoral College is still a thing in the Dystopian [[20MinutesInTheFuture near future]] of The Purge.
* Jeremy about the murder tourists:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Because we aren't clever anymore.
** Also, his reaction to the first murder tourist's bizarre accent.
* When Roan notices a drone behind them.
--> '''Roan:''' It's behind you. 13 yards back, 15 yards up.
--> '''Jeremy:''' Senator Roan is kinda cocky about her distance estimating skills.

[[AC:''The First Purge'']]
* The first sin:
-->'''Jeremy:''' I've got something you can purge, Hollywood. It's logos.
* During the opening of the film:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Can't think of a clever or compelling way to give the audience the information they need for the movie? Now, with "Newspoition", you don't have to! Just throw up some vague, split-screen news clips and some reporterish narration and you're good to go! Newspoition! When easy means more than excellent!
** When it happens a second time, Jeremy responds with:
-->'''Jeremy:''' This just in; an extra 45 sins added!
* This bit:
-->'''Title Card:''' Staten Island; New York
-->'''Jeremy:''' In case you confused it with Gilligan's Island.
* This:
-->'''Citizen:''' Let's just get through this purge bullsh*t so things can go back to normal!
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat This is something we've had to say at CinemaSins HQ four times now.]]
* This bit:
-->'''Purger:''' SKELETOR, PURGE IS ON!
-->'''Jeremy:''' I would remove 1000 sins if this turned out to be [[NamestheSame Skeletor]] purging He-Man and his friends. [[TheScrappy Especially Orko. F*cking Orko.]]
* "Well, they did it. They managed to combine The Purge franchise with the Fast and the Furious franchise. Will Tyrese [[RunningGag earn his Purge paycheck?]]
* One of the outtakes:
-->'''Nya:''' There's only five bullets in here?!
-->'''Selena:''' Better than a damn spatula!
-->'''Spatula City Woman:''' Oh my, where did you get that lovely spatula?
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Resident Evil'' films]]
[[AC:''Resident Evil'']]
* During [[TheStinger the final skit of the video]] we hear [[Music/SarahMcLachlan "Angel"]] playing over the scene where Alice fights the zombie dogs. The best part is at the very, VERY end.
--> "Hi, I'm Sarah [=McLachlan=]."

[[AC:''Resident Evil: Apocalypse'']]
* "Who the fuck is Yuri?!"
** Which begins a RunningGag where Jeremy essentially acts as if Yuri is [[EnsembleDarkhorse the greatest guy in the world]].
--->'''Jeremy''': Yuri is the lifeblood of this movie!
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Riddick'' films]]
* Comparing Riddick's StealthHiBye to the abilities of WesternAnimation/BugsBunny.
* "Every day is a day of damn days!"
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Rocky'' franchise]]
[[AC:''Rocky IV'']]

[[AC:''Creed'']]
* "You know it's a Rocky movie when they use previous footage of a Rocky movie in order to emphasise that this is a Rocky movie...but wait...[[LogicBomb doesn't that mean the first Rocky isn't a Rocky movie?!]]
* Jeremy adds boxing stats over a shot of Adonis's mother, with hilarious highlights such as "71 knockouts", "title winner in Greece" and "former star of the Cosby Show".
* This bit:
--->'''Adonis''': I want you to train me!
--->'''Rocky Balboa''': I don't do that anymore!
--->'''Jeremy''': [[TakeThat Because then you get]] ''Film/RockyV''.
* Jeremy adds 5 sins for the movie ruining the Rocky III ending by giving away the mystery of Apollo and Rocky's fight.
* "Running! Jumping! Push-ups! Pull-ups! Montage! Excitement!"
* "I'm amazed this movie doesn't end with Adonis getting 500 STDs from sleeping in Paulie's bedsheets."
* "I see Adonis has decided to take Rocky's approach to boxing: get punched in the face a bunch of times and still come out a winner."
* During one of Rocky's speeches to Adonis:
--->'''Jeremy''': Rocky ramblings.
* Jeremy almost removes a sin, complete with sound effect, but eventually decides against it.
* This:
--->'''Announcer''': I did not expect to see this back-to-back punching!
--->'''Jeremy''': Except for everyone who's ever seen a Rocky movie.
* One of the outtakes adds [[VideoGame/PunchOut Mike Tyson's Punch-Out]] sound effects to the Adonis-Ricky fight.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Roland Emmerich films]]
[[AC:''2012'']]
* "I sure am glad this movie keeps reminding us what year it is in every scene, or else I would just think every scene is a new year and it will be 2156 by the time the movie's over."
* "This [X] escaping the [disaster] scene is exactly like that [Y] escaping the [disaster] scene ... you know ... THREE MINUTES AGO!!"
* "[[Film/LethalWeapon Danny Glover isn't too old for this sh*t in this scene.]]
* From the bit when Charlie's telling Jackson about the upcoming apocalypse:
-->'''Jackson''': Nobody could keep that big a secret, Charlie.
-->'''Jeremy''': Tell that to the people hiding [[Music/TupacShakur Tupac]].
* A variant on the "eat an apple" gag, involving Charlie Frost:
-->'''Jeremy:''' The director said, "Why don't you eat a pickle? It'll make you look even crazier!"
* When an earthquake tears through a store and pulls Kate and Gordon apart:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Devastating, cataclysmic Earth event has a sense of humor.
* Jeremy pointing out two people in the background, '''ONE WITH FU*KING HEADPHONES''', before the crack destroys the store, as well as the fact that absolutely no one was in the background in the next shot.
* Near the end, when the apocalypse has ended and the calendar has been reset to "January 27, Year 0001":
-->'''Jeremy''': "Oh, f*ck you."
* During the outtakes, they overdub Anheuser with the dialogue from Film/DrStrangelove's "ten women to each male" line.

[[AC:''The Day After Tomorrow'']]
* The "A Roland Emmerich film" credit is sinned without comment.
* Sin 131: The scene where people are smiling at each other after the rescue.
-->'''Jeremy''': This unlikely couple got married shortly after this helicopter ride. They divorced 5 hours later. Wah-wah.
** And then he starts to say the same thing about J.D. and Brian in Sin 132, implying that they're [[HoYay gay for each other.]]
* Jeremy's utter bewilderment at the film trying to create tension against cold.
* "Yeah, shut up, [[TokenMinority only black guy I know]]!"

[[AC:''Godzilla'' (1998)]]
* During the "What's the Damage" video, Jeremy lists one item as "one goddamn Chrysler Building".

[[AC:''Independence Day'']]
* Jeremy shouts "White! House! Submarine!" in his "Things! Excitement!" tone while the movie displays different angles of the White House and a submarine with white flashes in-between shots.
* "The 10-to-15 giant city-sized alien spacecraft hovering conspicuously over every major city in the world? You have a bad feeling about that?"

[[AC:''Independence Day: Resurgence'']]
* This moment:
-->'''Dylan:''' I couldn't save her, it's too late.
-->'''Jeremy:''' ''[in mocking fashion]'' [[Creator/WillSmith I wasn't jiggy enough.]] *ding*
* Another moment:
-->'''Dylan:''' ''[while fighting the alien queen]'' Get ready for a close encounter, bitch!
-->'''Jeremy:''' Did this movie just stole from ''Film/IndependenceDay'' AND ''Aliens'' WHILE taking ''Film/CloseEncountersOfTheThirdKind'''s name in vain? *ding*
* Jeremy refers to one of the characters as "Discount John Oliver."
* Another moment:
-->'''Patricia:''' ''[while shooting at the alien queen]'' AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
-->'''Jeremy:''' ''[calmly]'' Ah. ''*ding*''
* When President Lanford's reading her speech in preparation for the "celebration":
-->'''President Lanford:''' For 20 years the world has seen no armed conflict. Nations have put their petty differences aside.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha ''[deep breath]'' [[OverlyLongGag hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha]].

[[AC:''The Patriot'']]
* The very first sin of the video:
-->'''Title:''' A Roland Emmerich Film
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat That's not a selling point]]!
* This moment:
-->'''Benjamin:''' Forgive us for our sins.
-->'''Jeremy:''' I'll see what I can do.
* When Benjamin is told he has nothing to be ashamed of, Jeremy cuts back to him mercilessly hacking a soldier to death with an axe and just laughs.

[[AC:''Stargate'']]
* The film's director, Creator/RolandEmmerich, joins the distinguished group of people involved in filmmaking whose name's mere appearance in the credits warrants a sin.
* Pulling out a 5th Avenue candy bar illicits an annoyed sigh and a sin from Jeremy.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Saw'' series]]
[[AC:''Saw'']]
* "Human organs have always been against Website/EBay's terms of service agreement."
* "Um, no. Yeah, he's a murderer. By law. In like every state and every civilized country... and probably even Idaho."

[[AC:''Saw II'']]
* "Donnie Wahlberg's like, “Why can’t I get a call from [[Creator/MartinScorsese Scorsese?]] I was in ''Film/TheSixthSense''! [[Creator/MarkWahlberg Mark]] though the Vietnam War was still going on in 1988! Give me a friggin’ break, here!” But Donnie's at a crossroads in his career here, at a point directly between ''The Sixth Sense'' and dating Creator/JennyMcCarthy. And believe it or not, those are the only three data points we need to create an accurate line graph of his career trajectory."

[[AC:''Saw III'']]
* "Ah, you haven't witnessed true cinema until you've seen [[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer one of the New Kids on the Block smash his own foot with a toilet tank cover]]."
* "Saw III inserts an erectile disfunction ad in the middle of their movie."
* "It takes over half an hour for this movie to Saw III."
* During one of the torture scenes:
-->'''Jigsaw:''' Do you fantasize that those accountable will pay?\\
'''Jeremy:''' Jesus Christ, is he Freddy Kruger now?!

[[AC:''Saw IV'']]
* "When it's got people screaming and bleeding from multiple orfices, it must be Saw!"
* When the movie features a flashback:
-->'''Jeremy''': Previously on Saw II- Wait, is it Saw II? Or Saw III? Or...maybe it's both?! F*ck me.
* While Eric is being tortured:
-->'''Eric''': DO YOU F*CKING HEAR ME?! F*CK YOU, YOU F*CKING MOTHERF*CKER!\\
'''Jeremy''': [[TakeThat Wow, Limp Bizkit concerts got ultra-terrible by 2007.]]
* During yet another gruesome death scene:
-->'''Jeremy''': Boy, I bet the writer's room for these movies was a barrel of laughs!
* "Saw, also known as [[TakeThat the instrument that was used to edit these movies]]."
* At one point, Jeremy doesn't sin the death scenes and instead edits in [[CrossesTheLineTwice cartoon sound effects to them]].
* Sentence: *[[TakeThat Being in charge of continuity for the Saw franchise]]* ("[[Film/SpaceBalls I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate!]]")
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Scooby-Doo'' franchise]]
[[AC: ''Scooby-Doo'']]
* Jeremy refers to the jokes in the movie as "a long stretch of fart, butt and poop jokes that would make [[EveryoneHasStandards The Garbage Pail Kids groan]]."
* At a Pamela Anderson cameo:
-->'''Jeremy''': The only way this movie could be more 2002 if it had Mel Gibson, Frankie Muniz and the "Dude You're Getting A Dell" guy make a cameo in this scene too.
* This:
-->'''Shaggy''': It's like a medieval Sizzler!
-->'''Jeremy''': [[TakeThat A regular Sizzler is also like a medieval Sizzler nowadays.]]
* "Movie predicts the Brent Rambo thumbs up meme several years ahead of time!"
* This exchange:
-->'''Velma''': With every cult, there's always a power hungry person behind it all. A Papa Smurf figure.
-->'''Jeremy''': Wait, so in a world where Mystery Inc is real, WesternAnimation/TheSmurfs are still a cartoon?! What about the Monchichis?! ARE THEY REAL?!
** Made even more funny when you realize [[Creator/HannaBarbera who produced both series]]. And who [[Creator/RajaGosnell directed]] the live-action films.
* Jeremy declares the secret passages in the castle to be "balderdash, poppycock and indeed, tommyrot!"
* "[[Creator/SarahMichelleGellar Daphne]] [[Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer the Vampire]] [[ActorAllusion Slayer]]."
* When [[TheScrappy Scrappy-Doo]] makes his first appearance, Jeremy lets out a ClusterFBomb.
** Adding onto this, one of the outtakes plays audio of the "[[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Itchy and Scratchy and Poochie Show]]" over Scrappy.
* "[[TakeThat The scariest part of this theme park so far has been Sugar Ray.]]"

[[AC: ''Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed'']]
* The opening sin:
-->'''Title''': A RAJA GOSNELL FILM
-->'''Jeremy''': When you see a name of the person that directed [[LongList Home Alone 3, Never Been Kissed, Yours Mine & Ours, Big Momma's House, the first Scooby-Doo, Beverly Hills Chihuahua two Smurf movies AND Snow Dogs]]...I forgot where I was going with this.
* Jeremy's reaction to James Gunn's credit:
-->'''Jeremy''': F*CKING WHAT?!
* This bit:
-->'''Announcer''': We're here at the opening of the Coolsonian Crime Museum!
-->'''Jeremy''': [[PerfectlyCromulentWord Coolsonian.]]
* Jeremy sins the fact that [[SpecialEffectsFailure "the original Scooby from the late 60's had better animation.]]"
* At Mr. Wickes first appearance:
-->'''Jeremy''': Ahh! Sudden [[Film/YoungFrankenstein Frankenstein's Monster.]]
* At one point, Jeremy comments that Chickenstein looks nothing like its original design, going so far as to paste footage of the Pup Named Scooby-Doo episode next to the film footage.
* This bit:
-->'''Daphne''': Image is everything!
-->'''Jeremy''': [[TakeThat Ascribing to the life teachings of Andre Agassi.]]
* When the costumes come to life:
-->'''Shaggy''': It's only a costume!
-->'''Jeremy''': Yeah but they're not now, aren't they? At this point, they should call The Real Ghostbusters and give all 3 of us that fanfic we've been waiting for!
* Jeremy's comments on the news broadcast and their manipulative editing:
-->'''Jeremy''': [[InsulttoRocks Even the news broadcast on The Running Man wasn't this shameless.]]
* This:
-->'''Shaggy''': Let's crank this investigation [[UptoEleven up to eleven]]!
-->'''Jeremy''': Taking Spinal Tap's name in vain.
* This bit:
-->'''Shaggy''': Aha! What are these strange markings?
-->'''Fred''': Words.
-->'''Jeremy''': SIGH.
* Jeremy adds '100' sins for all the sighing the movie makes him do.
* Jeremy notes so many errors between shots of the movie that he concludes "Maybe Shaggy was the continuity person in charge."
* "[[Creator/SarahMichelleGellar Daphne]] [[Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer the Black Knight]] [[ContinuityNod Slayer!]]"
* At a shot of an element called Randomium:
-->'''Jeremy''': Unobtainium Alert! Unobtainium Alert!
* At one point, Jeremy splices in a laugh track to all of Shaggy's jokes rather than continue to sin them.
* During the suit scene:
-->'''Jeremy''': God, I hope that Linda Cardellini got paid 20 million dollars for this movie.
* This bit:
-->'''Shaggy''': Here, drink this, Scoob. It looks medicinal.
-->'''Jeremy''': [[TakeThat Presidental health advice.]]
* This:
-->'''Shaggy''': Captain Cutler! The Miner 49er! The Tar Monster!
-->'''Jeremy''': [[RunningGag Excitement?!]]
* At the 10,000 Volt Monster:
-->'''Jeremy''': Man, Sony and Marvel are going to be PISSED when they find out that WB stole Venom and Electro and combined them into one being.
* When two skeletons beat each other up:
-->'''Jeremy''': Golden Axe.
* At the ghost ship:
-->'''Jeremy''': I had no idea that Ghostbusters 2016 ripped off Scooby-Doo Monsters Unleashed but, here we are.
* This:
-->'''Daphne''': Do you want to talk?
-->'''Fred''': Talking's for wimps.
-->'''Jeremy''': [[TakeThat And for much better screenplays.]]
* At a fart joke:
-->'''Jeremy''': Scooby-Ew.
* During the end scene:
-->'''Jeremy''': AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! [[UnintentionalPeriodPiece Ruben Studdard.]] This dates the movie horribly, but at least it's not [[TakeThat From Justin to Kelly.]]
* One of the outtakes:
-->'''Shaggy''': Check out my pecs, little man!
-->'''Elliott Richards''': [[Film/Bedazzled2000 I guess they could get a little bit bigger.]]
* Another one of the outtakes:
-->'''Scooby''': This Schwarzeneggerian oaf almost killed us!
-->'''Billy''': [[ActorAllusion Watch a few movies, take a few notes! IT WAS FUN!]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Scream'' series]]
[[AC:''Scream'']]
* Jeremy's response to the "There's a formula to it!" scene?
-->'''Jeremy''': Randy isn't fired immediately. ''*ding*''
* At Creator/WesCraven's cameo:
--> '''Jeremy:''' Hey, kids, that's Wes Craven playing [[Franchise/ANightmareOnElmStreet Freddy Krueger]]! And if you're a kid, how do you know what that means? [[HarmfulToMinors You have AWFUL parents!]]
* During one blatant on the nose moment:
-->'''Billy:''' It's all... [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall one great, big movie]].\\
'''Jeremy:''' [[AsideGlance He doesn't turn to the camera and wink.]] ''*ding*''
** And when Sydney mutters "Oh my God..." when seeing Ghostface enter behind her boyfriend post-sex:
--->'''Jeremy''': Sydney decides to use the non-urgent way of communication when it comes to the killer coming into the room. Although to be fair, the other killer [[MultipleReferencePun just came in the room a few minutes ago]] and she reacted the same way.
* "[[ItMakesSenseInContext [A]lcohol is the real killer.]] [[SpoofAesop The more you know.]]"

[[AC:''Scream 2'']]
* Jeremy repeatedly points out that the audience at the Stab premiere is way too happy and rowdy for a town where the murders actually occurred.
** "This is the dumbest movie audience I've seen since Jackass."
* During the RomanticPlotTumor:
-->'''Jeremy''': We are currently looking for the killer, who might be on this very tape. [[SkewedPriorities NOW LET'S F*CK!]]

[[AC:''Scream 3'']]
* Jeremy sins a scene for merely having a soundtrack by [[TakeThat Creed]].
** Jeremy adds another sin much later on for a Creed poster in a bedroom.
* This bit:
-->'''Tyson''': I want to do something like...LL Cool J's Shakespeare in the Park!
-->'''Jeremy''': One year after Deepest Bluest?! I don't think so.
* At the Jay and Silent Bob Cameo:
-->'''Jeremy''': Hey, remember when this movie crossed over with Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back? Do you think anyone in the audience [[TakeThat remembered Scream 3 by the time that movie came out?]]
* During Steven Stone's [[note]]played by Patrick Warburton[[/note]] death scene:
-->'''Ghostface''': And that makes me angry!
-->'''Jeremy''': But how did Ghostface know that Joe from Family Guy would be hanging out in this trailer?!
** Seconds later, we get:
-->'''Jeremy''': But how would the killer have time to send these faxes, considering he just killed The Tick in the trailer?!
*** Finally, during [[RuleOfThree the outtakes]]:
-->'''Steven Stone''': [[Series/{{Seinfeld}} This is Puddy.]]
* This bit:
-->'''Randy''': In the third movie of a trilogy, you always have to kill the villain! Blow him up! Freeze him to death!
-->'''Jeremy''': Whoa! Spoiler for Godfather III!
* Jeremy is amused at a newspaper's filler text:
-->'''Jeremy''': "Parents are advised to look out for the Megan." Beware the Megan! The Megan don't f*ck around.
* The final sin:
-->'''Movie Credit''': WITH SPECIAL APPEARANCE BY: JAMIE KENNEDY
-->'''Jeremy''': [[TakeThat Movie clearly has a different definition of special than I do.]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Sherlock Holmes'' films]]
[[AC:''Sherlock Holmes'']]
* ''"Irene works for a floating top hat."'' ''*ding*''

[[AC:''Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows'']]
* "You know, the difference between RDJ's Sherlock Holmes and Jack Sparrow is...hmm...no, they're exactly the same character."
* This:
-->'''Maid''': He's on a diet of tabacco, coffee and cocoa leaves.
-->'''Jeremy''': [[TakeThat Throw in some cocaine, and you've got the Mickey Rourke diet.]]
* Jeremy is shocked by the fact that the assassins have ''grenades'' and still can't kill Watson.
* The final sin of the video- Sherlock types a question mark after "The End" on a manuscript, leading to:
-->'''Jeremy''': [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Well, no. Disney owns your soul to do Iron Man for the rest of your life. So no more Sherlock. Wait...]]
* One of the outtakes plays [[Film/TheMuppetsChristmasCarol "It Feels Like Christmas"]] over a shot of London.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Sony Pictures Animation films]]
[[AC: ''Angry Birds'']]
* This bit:
-->'''Judge Bird''': What do you do when you find a weed?\\
'''Jeremy:''': Smoke it?
* As a bird sneezes on Red's popcorn, Jeremy wonders how "this non-Dreamworks movie got so much ''WesternAnimation/{{Shrek}}'' in it".
* "Angry Bird briefly forgets how to Bird Angrily."
* When Chuck is in therapy:
-->'''Chuck''': My poem is about a hate crime.\\
'''Jeremy:''': In an extremely meta moment, Chuck writes about [[TakeThat the movie he's currently in]].
* "[[Film/MagicMike Magic]] [[ItMakesSenseInContext Pork:]] [[TakeThat XXL]]."
* After Red rallies the other birds to attack:
-->'''Red''': We need some [[TitleDrop angry]] [[HoldYourHippogriffs flocking]] [[TitleDrop birds!]]
-->'''Jeremy:''': [[RunningGag Roll flocking credits.]]
* The No Visual Theatre clip at the end.

[[AC: ''Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs'']]
* At the LogoJoke of the Columbia Pictures Torch Lady getting crushed by a banana:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Can we throw stuff at logos now? No?! Why would you break my heart like that, Sexy Columbia Lady?
* This bit:
-->'''Flint Lockwood:''' Have you ever felt like you were a little bit different?
-->'''Jeremy:'''(imitating LEGO Batman) Clouds. All important movies start with flying through the clouds. And narration. Wait, did I say "important"? I meant cliched.
* This:
-->'''Flint Lockwood:''' Spray-On Shoes!
-->'''Brent:''' How are you going to get them off, nerd?!
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[SelfDeprecation I couldn't have said it better myself! Would you like a job with us, young philosopher?]]
** Immediately followed with:
-->'''Brett:''' He's trying to be smart and that's lame!
-->'''Jeremy:''' Uncreative bullying; I hereby rescind my previous offer.
* This:
-->'''Flint Lockwood:''' When the world realised that sardines are super-gross.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Get bent, movie! Sardines are packed with nutrients, are salty as hell and [[HypocriticalHumor you can have anchovies,]] BUT LEAVE SARDINES ALONE!
* Jeremy notes that Flint's laboratory is somehow larger than the Batcave.
* Jeremy pauses the movie to note if the options Flint pushes on his machine add up to the food being created. [[ForegoneConclusion It does not and a sin is added.]]
* "[[ItMakesSenseInContext Double-fisting the chow plopper.]]"
* Jeremy's reaction to the Baby Brent Sardine commercial:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[FlatWhat What the f*ck?]]
* When Flint runs away from the giant fishbowl:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag Flint apparently got a degree from the Prometheus School of Running Away from Things but survives because he got a grad degree from the Charlie Chaplin School of Ducking from Things.]]
* This:
-->'''Flint Lockwood:''' Water goes into the top and food comes out the bottom.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[ThatCameOutWrong I could have lived my entire life without hearing the phrase "food comes out the bottom", FYI.]]
* Jeremy throws up at the sight of kids drinking orange juice from an umbrella.
* "This mayoral motherf*cker deepthroating bacon is my hero."
* One of the dirtiest jokes in [=CinemaSins=] history:
-->'''Sign:''' INTERNATIONAL HOUSE OF CUMIN
-->'''Jeremy:''' Movie somehow steals my hometown's...oh, that says [[CrossesTheLineTwice "cumin".]] Nevermind.
** Similarly, before this:
--->'''Whiteboard:''' Wash Chum Bucket
--->'''Jeremy:''' My weekend to do list somehow ends up in... Oh, that says [[CrossesTheLineTwice "chum"]], nevermind.
* Jeremy's reaction to the movie's one instance of toilet humor is to let out a flat sigh and move on.
* "[[ItMakesSenseInContext Auto-Gelatinous Axphiliation.]]"
* During Flint's bonding moment with his father:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Oh! Look in the sky! It's a giant bag of potato [[RunningGag SKIPS.]]
* This:
-->'''Sam Sparks:''' Waters goes in the top and a food hurricane comes out the bottom.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[CrossesTheLineTwice E. Coli.]]
* "This is the most visually interesting boring chase sequence I've ever seen."
* The final sin has Jeremy note that all the food is eventually going to get moldy, thus Swallow Falls is doomed anyway.
* This outtake:
-->'''[[Creator/BruceCampbell The Mayor]]:''' As your mayor, we must take Swallow Falls from our sardine cannery past and look to the future!
-->'''Ash Williams:''' [[Film/ArmyofDarkness Shop smart! Shop S-Mart.]]

[[AC:''The Emoji Movie'']]
* The Website/YouTube description is just "sigh".
* This bit:
-->'''Laughing Emoji''': Hahahahaha! I broke my arm! I can see the bone!
-->'''Jeremy''': [[TakeThat Pretty sure the audience is the only one boned here, pal.]]
* As soon as Poop appears on screen:
-->'''Jeremy''': [[HaHaHaNo Ahahaha,]] [[AtomicFBomb F*CK YOU, MOVIE!!!!]]
* This:
-->'''Gene''': Hashtag Truth.
-->'''Jeremy''': [[TakeThat Is there an emoji that combines anger, eye-rolling and boredom altogether? Because if there is, that should be the text for the rest of this video.]]
* During an arguement between Jailbreak and Hi-5:
-->'''Jailbreak''': Zip it, you fingerhead!
-->'''Jeremy''': [[RunningGag That's racist!]]
* Finally, Jeremy gives up on the movie and comments:
-->'''Jeremy''': I tried coming up with a clever way to make fun at how this is impossible, but all I saw was white hot rage. So, let's just add another sin while I try to keep my blood pressure under 3 digits.
* "I swear to God, movie. Just eat [[IncrediblyLamePun Sir Patrick Stewart]] and die."
* When Gene defies all logic on how a smartphone is supposed to function by somehow stopping a memory wipe, Jeremy ''[[RageBreakingPoint finally loses it]]'' and lets loose all the frustration that's been building up throughout the movie in a ClusterFBomb, which culminates in him giving the movie ''100 more sins.''
* At the end, when the emojis cheer on Gene:
-->'''Jeremy''': And after this moment, the emoji formerly known as Gene went on to rule Textopolis in one of the longest and most brutal regimes in smartphone history.
* "And the "Andy Garcia in ''[[Film/Passengers2016 Passengers]]''" Award for [[OneSceneWonder the shortest cameo]] goes to... [[Creator/SofiaVergara Sofia Vergara!]]"

[[AC:''Hotel Transylvania'']]
* As Count Dracula sings:
-->'''Count Dracula:''' Hush, little baby. Don't say a word...
-->'''Jeremy:''' I'm 87% sure the pitch for this movie was "Adam Sandler singing in a weird Dracula voice", immediately followed by 400 studio executives putting down payment on pools and new breasts.
* "This movie answers the age old question: do vampires sh*t?"
* After the second toilet humor joke in a row, Jeremy switches into an old timey radio announcer voice, wondering if the producers can keep it up for the rest of the movie.
** Similar to his ''WesternAnimation/{{Madagascar}}'' review, Jeremy eventually gets so fed up, he adds 25 sins for the rest of them.
* This:
-->'''Count Dracula:''' Velcome! To Hotel Transylvania!
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag Roll Un-deadits!]]
* This bit:
-->'''Frankenstein's Monster:''' Watch out for fire!
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[FailedASpotCheck He says, in a room filled with lit candles.]]
* Jeremy is extremely confused as to why Quasimodo is in the hotel, noting that he's a human with physical deformities and that it misses the whole point of the original story for a cheap gag.
* When Dracula and Johnny are walking together:
-->'''Johnny:''' Hey, is that garlic weakness real?
-->'''Count Dracula:''' Well, yes. If I eat it, my throat swells.
-->'''Jeremy:''' I thought Dracula hated humans. Why is he giving away one of his weaknesses to them? Loose lips sink infantile poorly animated Adam Sandler movies, after all.
* This bit:
-->'''Johnny:''' Those monsters are going to kill me!
-->'''Count Dracula:''' Not if they think you're a monster too.
-->'''Johnny:''' [[BorrowedCatchphrase That's kind of racist.]]
-->'''Jeremy:''' Johnny would be excellent at Cinemasins!
* Jeremy refers to Eunice as the [[Film/BrideofFrankenstein Bride of]] [[Series/TheNanny Fran-kenstein]].
* During a charade sequence:
-->'''Jeremy:''' If I wanted to watch someone flail their arms like an idiot, [[TakeThat I'd just watch YouTube vloggers]].
* One of the outtakes:
-->'''Count Dracula:''' I haven't been out in the human world since...[[MissingMom Martha]].
-->'''Frankenstein's Monster:''' [[Film/BatmanVSupermanDawnofJustice MARTHA! WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME?!]]

[[AC:''Hotel Transylvania 2'']]
* During the very poorly paced opening:
-->'''Jeremy:''' After a minute of logos, and another 30 seconds of clouds, we take another 20 seconds zooming into the castle? We sure this movie isn't called "Hotel Tranquilvania"?
* When Dracula is dancing with Mavis:
-->'''Count Dracula:''' It doesn't matter if he's human, monster or unicorn...
-->'''Jeremy:''' Whoa, hold up, Drac! Unicorn marriage is only legal in 4 states so far!
* When Dennis is born:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Dracula's Little Dividen.
* During a toilet humour joke:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Just in case you were worried that Adam Sandler went off brand so far...]]
* This bit:
-->'''Count Dracula:''' I'm his Vamp-pa!
-->'''Frankenstein's Monster:''' Vamp-pa?
-->'''Count Dracula:''' You know. Vampire Grandpa?
-->'''Jeremy:''' Hey movie, we'll handle the word combinations here! When you've already got one person doing it, there's no need for a portman-two.
* Jeremy notes that, although the movie is well animated and has cute visual gags here and there, [[TakeThat it's just a cartoon version of Grown Ups 2.]]
* This:
-->'''Vampire Park Attendant:''' We had to scale it down because of, um, insurance.
-->'''Jeremy:''' (to the tune of Farmers Insurance) We are Vampires! Bum, ba-dum bum bum bum bum!
* During the tower scene:
-->'''Vampire Park Attendant:''' Where is the boy's mother?
-->'''Count Dracula:''' Oh, she couldn't make it because she's already nutsy cuckoo crazy!
-->'''Jeremy:''' What the f*ck?! That's your daughter you're talking about here. What even is this movie?!
* When the blob monster urinates in the bushes:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Well, that's a horrifying sight that I will never un-see.
* This:
-->'''Bela:''' HUMANS! DON'T! BELONG WITH MONSTERS!
-->'''Jeremy:''' Then explain Gene Simmons.
* The final sin of the video?
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat This sh*t somehow got]] [[WesternAnimation/HotelTransylvania3SummerVacation another sequel.]]

[[AC:''Hotel Transylvania 3: Summer Vacation'']]
* Jeremy's rant on an anachronism early on:
-->'''German child:''' I'm totally freaking out!
-->'''Jeremy:''' Not only is this German child speaking English but he's speaking modern English slang in 1897. I'm now pretty sure that young Friedrich Von Crocka Schmidt here can travel through time, except if he goes forward, he has to live as a old man and if he goes backwards, as a child. So no one believes him, thinking he's a child or a senile old man. My point is that [[TakeThat this movie is so boring that I'm already thinking up of ideas for better movies and that's not a good sign!]]
* "[[ItMakesSenseInContext What I love about these movies so much is their casual cannibalism.]]"
* Jeremy finally points out that Mavis looks less like a 127 year old vampire and more like "a milennial who just used a gift card at The Lazy Raven that her cousin gave her last year."
* "I think the only specific instruction Adam Sandler was given on this movie was to use the most annoying range of voice possible."
* At the Gremlin flight attendants and their wild antics:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Still not as batsh*t insane as Gremlins 2.
* This:
-->'''Frankenstein's Monster:''' It's beautiful!
-->'''Count Dracula:''' I thought you hated fire.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Despite being such an asshole, Dracula would be excellent at [=CinemaSins=]. Wait, what am I saying? [[SelfDeprecation BECAUSE of his asshole behaviour, Dracula would be excellent at Cinemasins!]]
** Jeremy later gets so pissed off at the movie, he [[InsulttoRocks takes back the compliment, claiming Dracula would still be terrible at Cinemasins.]]
* "Instead of trying to Jump The Shark, movie instead hypnotises it and rides around on its back for quite some time."
* Jeremy attempts to RageQuit after 2 fart jokes in a row.
* At the singing Kraken:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Discount [[WesternAnimation/TheNightmareBeforeChristmas Oogie-Boogie.]]
* This bit:
-->'''Van Helsing:''' Welcome to the symphony of your doom!
-->'''Jeremy:''' If you played Megadeth, [[TakeThat you could have had a full orchestra of doom.]]
* When the Kraken attacks the ship:
-->'''Jeremy:''' To be fair, this is my immediate and visceral reaction to dubstep too.
* This:
-->'''Ericka:''' It is time to begin a new relationship.
-->'''Count Dracula:''' Between monster and human.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Aw, like Kanye and Kim.]]
* The final sin has Jeremy claiming that the franchise- hopefully- is over before accidentally blurting out how he'd like to see a spinoff based on the jazz-playing fish, virtually the only part of the movie he didn't hate. He then frantically tries to take back the comment.
* One of the outtakes:
-->'''Van Helsing:''' I replaced all of my organs with technology!
-->'''Dalek:''' [[Series/DoctorWho EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!]]
* Jeremy can't help but point out Dracula's similarities to [[WesternAnimation/DespicableMe Gru]].
-->''It's like Adam Sandler watched Steve Carrell in the first Despicable Me and said, "Hey, I can EASILY do a borderline-offensive Eastern European accent for a similarly unlikable and ghoulish character for three stupid movies too! GAME ON, STEVE!"''

[[AC: ''Peter Rabbit'']]
* When Peter is being chased by foxes:
--->'''Jeremy:''' Are they the same size? How does this work? [[Film/GalaxyQuest Is there air on this planet?! YOU DON'T KNOW!]]
* This bit:
--->'''Rabbit:''' No, no, no, no!
--->'''Peter:''' I think you said yes!
--->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Peter went to the Brett Ratner school of hearing things.]]
* "Animation within animation?! That's, like, 16 animations!"
* Jeremy expresses dismay at ''three'' Sony logos in a row at the beginning of the film.
* This:
--->'''Fox:''' Streaking! Woooo!
--->'''Jeremy:''' Wait, all these animals are naked. So haven't they all been streaking? Harold and Kumar would be proud right now.
* Jeremy points out that he hasn't heard so much chicken puns "since I went to that 15th anniversary screening of Rock-A-Doodle. In costume, of course. Wait...".

[[AC:''The Smurfs'']]
* Jeremy's rising anger at the movie, culminating in yet another epic rant at Chris for putting it on the schedule, just like with ''Pete's Dragon''.
* This bit:
-->'''Grouchy Smurf:''' We're all gonna die.\\
'''Jeremy:''' I wish you would. ''*ding*''
* ''"Look, your five year old probably loved this movie. But f*ck your five year old."'' ''*ding*''
* "Clumsy Smurf Rube Goldbergs himself into the toilet which, come to think of it, is the perfect metaphor for this movie."
* Jeremy's horror that the Smurfs have entered "our world."
-->'''Jeremy:''' Oh my god, they're in our world. F*ck!! I should have known this was coming, but somehow I didn't. Goddammit.

[[AC:''Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse'']]
* Although Jeremy admits he likes the opening narration and origin story spoof, [[RunningGag he still sins it anyway for being an origin story and opening narration.]]
* This:
-->'''Peter Parker:''' I'm the only thing standing between New York and oblivion.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Roughly 11 thousand other New Yorkers say this everyday, including but not limited to: The DA, the mayor, aggressive cops, deluded artists, agressive hot dog vendors and [[TakeThat Howard Stern.]]
* This bit:
-->'''Miles Morales:''' I not going through puberty... I did... But, I'm done...
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[SelfDeprecation Movie was clearly spying on my middle school interactions with girls.]]
* When the other students point out that Miles is hiding in a closet:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Narcs.
* This:
-->'''Citizen:''' I think it's a Banksy.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Banksy.]]
* This bit:
-->'''Peter B. Parker:''' She wanted kids. I said no.
-->'''Jeremy:''' As you should. Who knows what that spider-DNA could do? You could wind up with [[TakeThat Eric Stolz in The Fly II.]]
* When Miles and Peter B. are snooping in the background, unnoticed by Liv and Kingpin:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[SarcasmMode Dr. and Mrs. Periphial Vision over here.]]
* When Liv and Peter B. talk:
-->'''Liv:''' Obviously, you've been glitching...
-->'''Jeremy:''' Well, somebody saw Wreck-It Ralph!
* Jeremy turns out to not be a big fan of Spider-Ham:
-->'''Jeremy:''' I know he's a canonical character but this is like if [[ComicStrip/{{Popeye}} Popeye the Sailor]] showed up in [[WesternAnimation/TheIncredibles The Incredibles.]]
* This, if only for Jeremy's incredibly serious tone of voice:
-->'''Spider-Gwen:''' Can you fight with the grace of a trained dancer?
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[WaxingLyrical Do your ears hang low? Do they wobble to and fro? Can you tie them in a knot? CAN YOU TIE THEM IN A BOW?!]]
* "[[TakeThat Like most superhero movies made these days, the final fight degenerates into a giant ball of animated nonsense.]]"
* When Spider-Ham eats a hotdog:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Possible cannibalism.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Spider-Man'' Trilogy]]
[[AC:''Spider-Man'']]
* After Peter mocks Bonesaw's costume, asking if "[his] husband" made it for him:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[InsaneTrollLogic That's racist.]] ''*ding*''
* "Cop reprimands citizen for not doing cop's job."
* When Peter flashes back to letting the robber go into the elevator... [[ContinuitySnarl and it's clearly a different take of the scene]]:
-->'''Jeremy''': (plays the remembering scene against the actual scene) Peter remembers this wrong. ''*ding*''
* "He stinks, and I don't like him." "[[TakeThat Average everyday YouTube commentator.]]"
* Jeremy refers to J. Jonah Jameson's newspaper office as a "[=ADHD=] Funhouse".
* As Jeremy points out, Sony forgot to remove the ING Lion logos from what is meant to be the Oscorp building.
* This:
-->'''Harry:''' You should know I'm crazy about her. It's just, you know, you never made a move.\\
'''Jeremy:''' Bro code violation in all fifty states, fu*ker. ''*ding*''
* When Green Goblins tries invoking the SuperheroParadox to get Peter to join him:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[CuttingTheKnot Or... you could kill Spider-Man now...]]
* How bad does Jeremy think "[[{{Narm}} It's you who's out, Gobby. Out of your mind!]]" is? He sins it without stopping the scene or even saying a ''word''.
* This:
-->'''Aunt May:''' You're not Superman, you know.\\
'''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag DC Comics]]. ''*ding*''
* After Mary Jane kisses Peter, and starts to make a connection between him and Spider-Man:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Right, because you recognize the kiss, but not the voice. [[SarcasmMode That completely makes sense.]] ''*ding*''

[[AC:''Spider-Man 2'']]
* When Doc Ock wakes up in the hospital, screaming, "[[BigNo NO!!!!!!!!]]"
-->'''Jeremy:''' We interrupt this ''Spider Man'' movie to bring you ''Film/RevengeOfTheSith''. ''*ding*''

[[AC:''Spider-Man 3'']]
* The last sin:
-->'''Peter:''' ...whatever battle is raging inside us, we always have a choice. My friend Harry taught me that. He chose to be the best of himself.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Only after finding out that you didn't kill his father. ''*ding*''
[[/folder]]

[[folder: ''Star Trek'' films]]
[[AC:''Star Trek: The Motion Picture'']]
* The first appearance of Stephen Collins (who in 2014 confessed to pedophilia) just has Jeremy remark "[[HarsherInHindsight Well, this is awkward]]."
* "Victory fart."
* Jeremy's generally irreverent attitude towards Star Trek (he describes himself as a 'casual fan'), which acts as an amusing counterpoint to how seriously the films take themselves. Particularly, his surprise here that [[Creator/WilliamShatner William Shatner's]] [[PunctuatedForEmphasis infamous tendency to randomly pause in sentences]] wasn't exaggerated.
* [[PanderingToTheBase The Enterprise's overly long reveal]] is described by Jeremy in the same vein as a porno for you to masturbate to.
-->'''Jeremy''': [[ADateWithRosiePalms Man...do they ever give you time to stroke it during this scene.]]
** Followed by much grumbling commentary re: the legendarily overlong shots designed solely to show off the special effects. Doesn't help that said effects, while top-of-the-line for the late 70's, are pretty embarrassingly crude today.
* Jeremy noticing the weirdness that was Bones repeatedly entering and exiting the bridge without any lines.
* Jeremy also not failing to note the weirdness that is the Ilia-bot's newly skimpy attire.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Look, just as a practical matter, she left the ship in a Starfleet uniform, and she returned into a sonic shower in a... white mini-dress straight out of my pre-teen fantasies? One thing's for sure: this alien is a teenage boy.
** As Spock proposes 'a thorough examination of this probe':
-->'''Jeremy:''' Admit it, you just wanna see the sexy android naked.
** The Ilia-bot says she's completed her survey mission:
-->'''Jeremy:''' I'm really glad this unfeeling alien entity, whatever it is, decided to keep Ilia's high heels on during the information-gathering process, for utmost sexiness.
* One of the outtakes adds the sound of a Kool-Aid Man commercial, including the "Oh yeah!", to the scene where the [=V'Ger=]-controlled Ilia breaks through a wall.
* In another stinger, as per the running gag of Jeremy including audio of ''Film/GalaxyQuest'' with the film clips, on the teleporter malfunction killing the cheap Vulcan replacement for Spock:
-->'''Starfleet Crew Member:''' Enterprise, what we got back didn't live long. [[Film/GalaxyQuest (As Teb) And it exploded]].

[[AC: ''Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan'']]
-->'''Kirk:''' '''''KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!'''''\\
'''Jeremy:''' Khan. ''*ding*''

[[AC: ''Star Trek III: The Search for Spock'']]
* The repeatedly [[HopeSpot dashed hope]] Jeremy has that the Search for Spock ends quickly.
* Jeremy calls out Kirk for [[ItWillNeverCatchOn mocking]] the ''USS Excelsior'' on the grounds that it will save his ass three movies later.
* Jeremy gleefully points out how mind-melding [[HoYay just got sexier]] when Spock's father mind-melds with Kirk.
** Also: "[[ReallyGetsAround Sarek is getting more free homemade porn right now with green aliens than I ever will.]]"
* Jeremy calls out the Vulcan temple acolytes for not being more impressed with having pulled off the fal-tor-pan (basically, the glorified mind meld that reunites Spock's mind with his body).

[[AC:''Star Trek'' (2009)]]
* This video was first to have the "eat/bite/hold an apple/carrot [[TheSnackIsMoreInteresting to make someone look like even more of an asshole]]".
-->'''Jeremy''': Did Kirk bring an apple to the simulator because he was hungry, or to make him look like an asshole?

* Jeremy's comment on how the Vulcans keep discriminating Spock because of his human mother:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Seriously, are Vulcans like secret KKK members? Did the pointy ears take the place of pointy hats?

[[AC:''Star Trek Into Darkness'']]
* On Harrison revealing his real name:
-->'''Harrison''': My name... is... Khan.
-->'''Jeremy''': Surprise! [[ItWasHisSled But only if you're four.]] ''*ding*''
* One of the stingers/outtakes features the "My name is Khan" scene and puts Eminem's "My Name Is" song over it. It proved so hilarious and popular that they uploaded a [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3eM-P1bEQYI 20-minute loop]] of the clip.

[[AC:''Star Trek Beyond'']]
* On the subject of Kirk and Bones assuming Chekov would be "a vodka guy"?
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag That's]] [[IncrediblyLamePun Russist.]] ''*ding*''
* On Krall's (aka Edison) demise [[NoBodyLeftBehind when his corpse is disintegrated]] by the super weapon in space:
-->'''Jeremy''': This guy is getting [[HoistByHisOwnPetard hoisted by his own petard]]. ''*ding*''
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Star Wars'' franchise]]
* The prequel trilogy is presented in two videos each. There were ''[[TakeThat genuinely too many sins]]'' [[TakeThat to fit just one.]]

[[AC:''Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace'']]
* Instead of the standard "In (Blank) Minutes," the title says "Yousa Gonna Watcha Lotsa Minutes!"
* "[[SharePhrase I got a bad feeling about this.]]"
-->'''Jeremy''': [[SuddenlyShouting COME WITH ME IF YOU WANT TO LIVE.]] (Ding) Also, Creator/LiamNeeson [[RunningGag isn't killing anyone in this scene]]. (Ding)
* [[TheScrappy Jar Jar]] instantly gets 100 sins just for appearing.
** Later on in the video, he receives 100 for farting.
* Jeremy points out the RewatchBonus of noticing that the Queen Amidala we see captured is not Creator/NataliePortman but Creator/KeiraKnightley. But then Jeremy questions why you would be rewatching '''''The Phantom Menace''''' to notice such things. [[TakeThatAudience Which he counts as a sin.]]
* "Alien rat carcasses, here... get your alien rat-carcasses here!!"
* "Padme goes from maternal figure in this film to sexual partner in the next (*CLAP*), like that! And that is creepy as f*ck!"
* During Amidala and Palpatine's conversation, Jeremy suddenly falls asleep during the middle of a sin narration.
* When Jar Jar is told that he will be granted a military position:
-->'''Jeremy''': [[SarcasmMode Well, he certainly is qualified!]]
* "[[CallBack Everything this scene is...and represents.]]"
** "Also, in the span of six seconds, Jar Jar hits more targets than all the Stormtroopers in the entire Star Wars franchise combined... and ON ACCIDENT!"
* In one of the stingers:
-->'''Queen Amidala''': I will not condone a course of action that will lead us to war.
-->'''[[Film/TheLordOfTheRingsTheTwoTowers Aragorn]]''': Open war is upon you, whether you risk it or not.
* In another stinger, where they combine Viceroy Gunray's "Now there are two of them." line with endings of the trailers of ''Film/DoubleImpact'' and ''Film/Terminator2JudgmentDay''

[[AC:''Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones'']]
* This gem:
-->'''Padmé''': Ani, you'll always be that little boy I knew on Tatooine.
-->'''Jeremy''': [[{{Squick}} So, let's have kids together.]] ''*ding*''
* When Jango and Zam discuss their next attempt to kill Padme:
-->'''Jango''': We'll have to try something more subtle this time, Zam.
-->'''Jeremy''': WHY?!? ''*ding*''
* At the clone training facility on Kamino:
-->'''Lama Su''': "We take great pride in our combat education and training programs."
-->'''Jeremy''': "But we don't spend much time [[ImperialStormtrooperMarksmanshipAcademy on aiming practice]]."
* "WHO SENT YOU, PROBE?!"
* When Zamm Wessel briefly transforms into her alien form:
-->'''Jeremy''': WHAT?! ''*ding*''
* On the Acklay and the other arena creatures:
-->'''Jeremy''': I might be scared of these things if they didn't look like Creator/TexAvery drawing put into the Film/WeirdScience machine and donated to the the [[Franchise/ResidentEvil Umbrella Corporation]]. ''*ding*''
* On the Nexu slashing at Padme, [[ClothingDamage resulting in her sleeve tearing off, and baring her midriff]]:
-->'''Jeremy''': This creature basically didn't want to kill Amidala, [[{{Fanservice}} just make her sexier]]. ''*ding*''
** When Padme jumps off the pillar and onto the Reek being controlled by Anakin...
-->'''Jeremy''': [[GroinAttack OW, MY VAGINA!!!]] ''*ding*''
* When Mace decapitates Jango Fett:
-->'''Jeremy''': [[{{Pun}} Jango]] [[Film/DjangoUnchained Unchained]]. ''*ding*''
** Jeremy wonders aloud if Boba would be more traumatized or mildly amused if his [[BlackComedy father's head fell out of his helmet]].
--->'''Jeremy''': Cause...come on. [[ActuallyPrettyFunny That's funny!]] ''*ding*''
* When Padme notices Yoda and the other troopers off-screen in the air about to save them from the battle droids:
--> '''Amidala''': Look!
-->'''Jeremy''': [[Film/TheLordoftheRings Eagles?]] ''*ding*''
* Guess what audio is used for the total sin tally. (Sentence: De-limbed)
-->'''[[Film/MontyPythonAndTheHolyGrail Black Knight]]''': [[OnlyAFleshWound Tis but a scratch!]]\\
'''Arthur''': A scratch?! Your arm's off!\\
'''Black Knight''': [[BlatantLies No it isn't.]]

[[AC:''Star Wars: The Clone Wars'']]
* Jeremy's subtitles for Anakin and Padme's conversation.
-->'''Anakin:''' Senator, you have my undying gratitude.\\
''Senator, I'm going to give you a tremendous porking when I get home.''\\
'''Padme:''' No, Master Skywalker, it is I and the Republic who owes you thanks.\\
''Sweet, I've been doing my Kegels.''
* Jeremy's snark when Ahsoka complains about the rear deflector shields still being down.
-->'''Jeremy''': Despite a massive amount of fire, these assholes couldn't hit the ship if Anakin stopped in midair and built another ship on top of it. ''*ding*''

[[AC:''Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith'']]
* The video title reads it as running for "it's almost over minutes".
* "Get."
* Jeremy gets increasingly frustrated by the amount of limbs getting cut off to the point of wondering if George Lucas had a fetish for such things.
* "What sort of nonsense is this?"
-->'''Jeremy''': George Lucas films his actors speaking in private.
* Jeremy sins [[TastesLikeDiabetes love]].
* "CGI is fun!! Wheeeeeee!"
* This:
-->'''C-3PO:''' I feel so... helpless.\\
'''Jeremy:''' You mispronounced "pointless".
* "This movie does more to tear DOWN the lore of how powerful Jedi are than it does... ANYTHING else."
* This:
-->'''Padme:''' So this is how liberty dies: with thunderous applause.\\
'''Jeremy:''' ''(chokes on something, then says...)'' Sorry... something really stupid stuck in my throat there... carry on.
* "Obi-Wan brings Padme to the lava planet for his kill of Anakin because... [[TemptingFate what could possibly go wrong?]]"
* Jeremy rags on Padme's infamous line, "Anakin, you're breaking my heart!"
-->"Why do we hate this line so much? Is it because the badass character Padme we see in Phantom Menace going around leading an assault on the viceroy has become a lump of melodramatic mush?"
* This:
-->'''Anakin:''' If you're not with me, then you're my enemy!\\
'''Jeremy:''' Discount What Jesus Said.
* Jeremy criticizes the climactic battle between Obi-Wan and Anakin as "the let-downiest of all let-downs." One standout moment for him is the moment where a tower they are on falls in the lava:
-->"How fortunate is it that this tower stays upright while floating down a river of lava it's being consumed-- oh, f*ck it. My lack of interest should be BEYOND obvious right now. Just... tell me when it's over."
** "This is supposed to be epic, but it feels like a guy who just learned After Effects creating his own fan fiction and sharing it on Website/YouTube, which was founded the very year this came out. COINCIDENCE!?"
** The fight goes on for so long that Jeremy falls asleep briefly.
* In reaction to Yoda confronting the Emperor:
-->'''Emperor:''' At last the Jedi are no more.\\
'''Yoda:''' Not if anything to say about it I have!\\
'''Jeremy:''' Good job, movie, you made me want Frank Oz to shut up... somehow.
* Twice, Jeremy sins Obi-Wan's line: "It's over, Anakin! I have the high ground!" First...
-->"Yep, movie about superhero Jedi freaks that can leap small buildings will now somehow be decided by a couple of feet above sea level, because... [[Literature/TheArtOfWarSunTzu Sun Tzu]]!"
** Second...
-->"So did Darth Maul, and you saw how that turned out."
* As Padme delivers her twins before expiring, she immediately names them Luke and Leia, which Jeremy thinks is simply unnatural: "It's like Lucas said, 'No one will know who these kids are! Better have Padme name them as soon as they pop out!'"
* In response to Anakin's, now Darth Vader's, infamously melodramatic BigNo after he learns that he killed Padme...
-->"Yes?... I mean... [[RunningGag no.]]"
* At the very end, Jeremy thinks there are still some loose ends that they never tied up before the original trilogy, which is set some 20 years after the prequel trilogy:
-->"What about Luke's puberty? What about Leia's struggle with [[WesternAnimation/Frozen2013 why her parents' castle has a ballroom but never has any balls?]]"
* In Part 1 of the video, Jeremy accuses Grievous of sounding like Serris, the main villain of ''Film/GalaxyQuest''. He then continues this gag in the last stinger in the Part 2 video, where he takes Grievous's line about being trained in the lightsaber combat by Count Dooku and replaces it with this line:
-->"DELIVER THE DEVICE TO ME, or I ''will'' destroy your ship!"

[[AC:''Rogue One'']]
* Right off the bat, we get this:
-->'''Jeremy''': From what I understnd, this is the story about the people who steal the Death Star's plans. [[ForegoneConclusion I wonder if they'll succeed]]? [[SarcasmMode I haven't felt this much suspense since Titanic.]]
* This:
-->'''Jeremy''': In-story Stormtrooper toys are both way larger and cooler than any toys I had as a kid in the 80's.
* Upon seeing CGI Tarkin:
-->'''Jeremy''': AHHHHHHH! TERRIFYING [[UncannyValley CGI DECISIONS!]]
* "Callback to A New Hope is callback."
* "[[ItMakesSenseInContext Holoporn.]]"
* This:
-->'''Darth Vader''': Be careful not to...[[BondOneLiner choke on your aspirations, Director.]]
-->'''Jeremy''': Little known fact, Darth Vader spent some time as James Bond from 1960-1962.
* When a Stormtrooper sees a Rebel ship, Jeremy gives the character an interesting backstory...
-->'''Jeremy''': [[AlternativeCharacterInterpretation Well, I probably SHOULD shoot this ship down, but I'm upset that Gary got promoted over me. Stupid Gary.]]
* "Well, well, well. [[HoistByHisOwnPetard Hoisted by his own Death Star.]]"
* Upon seeing CGI Leia:
-->'''Jeremy''': AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! [[BrickJoke CGI DECISIONS EVEN MORE TERRIFYING THAN THE LAST ONE!!]]
* Jeremy's reaction to the final line of the movie.
-->'''Leia''': Hope.
-->'''Jeremy''': AHHHHHHHHH, F*CK YOU, MOVIE! Did you know the original movie's called Film/ANewHope?! Hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope! Bob Hope! Hope Solo!
* A true BlackComedy example: The last stinger is of Bail Organa telling Mon Mothma that he can trust his emmisary (Leia) with his life. [[GilliganCut Cut to]] Alderaan being blown to space dust by the Death Star.

[[AC:''Solo: A Star Wars Story'']]
* Jeremy immediately sins the movie for not having the iconic Star Wars opening crawl.
* At the opening title, we get:
-->'''Jeremy''': The fact that they have to add "A Star Wars Story" to the end of this movie title is infuriating. Like we need to know Han Solo is part of the Star Wars universe. Or maybe they didn't want it to be mistaken for a reboot of that sh*tty Mario Van Peebles cyborg movie? Hahahahahaha. Mario Van Peebles.
* At a shot of the dice on the Millenium Falcon:
-->'''Jeremy''': [[SarcasmMode Ah, the dice. The dice that has been SO GODDAMN IMPORTANT to all the movies up until today.]]
** Much later in the movie, we get:
-->'''Jeremy''': [[BrickJoke The f*cking dice are back.]]
* When Han performs a drift move with a hovercraft:
-->'''Jeremy''': [[TakeThat Solo: A Fast and Furious Tokyo Drift Story.]]
* "It's at this scene that I realise this has been a really slow moving chase scene. [[InsulttoRocks I haven't been this interested since that chase scene in]] [[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S05E12Mitchell Mitchell]."
* After a scene reminds Jeremy of The Last Jedi, he sins it twice, once for the scene itself and once for [[TakeThat reminding him of The Last Jedi.]]
* The scene where Han Solo gets his name [[LineofSightName by accident]] causes Jeremy to let out a "Givemeagoddamnf*ckingbreak!", all in one word. He then follows this up with [[RunningGag Roll-o Solos!]]
* This:
-->'''Beckett''': Get this mouthy scooch away from me!
-->'''Jeremy''': A "mouthy scooch" is all of the following: a hilarious insult, a Canadian insult for a yappy dog, a popular spicy cola from Albania AND the name of my new R-rated ska band.
* This bit:
-->'''Han Solo''': I've waited a long time for a shot like this. I'm not going to blow it!
-->'''Jeremy''': [[WaxingLyrical Since Han is sitting by the fire, his palms must be sweaty. His knees must also be weak, those arms definitely looks heavy and- wait, what's that on his sweater? Mom's spaghetti?]]
* Jeremy sins the movie for [[EnsembleDarkhorse killing off Rio way too early]].
* When Beckett jumps off a transporter:
-->'''Jeremy''': Huh, I guess [[ActorAllusion White Men ''CAN'' Jump.]]
* "[[ContinuityNod F*cking fuel!]]"
* This:
-->'''Beckett''': We were hired by Crimson Dawn!
-->'''Jeremy''': Isn't that the terrorist organisation Hans Gruber read about in Time Magazine?
* Jeremy loses his mind over the movie explaining ''every little detail'' of the OT, down to how Lando mispronounced Han's name.
* The RunningGag about Jeremy getting annoyed at the pointless sex jokes within the movie.
* "Chewbacca Ex-Machina! Chewbachina?"
* When Lando cradles L3-37s remains in his arms:
-->'''Jeremy''': I know we're supposed to feel sad and all that but all I can think of is...dude, you f*cked that robot. That's whack.
* At the Kessel Run:
-->'''Jeremy''': This goes [[IncrediblyLamePun Han for some time.]]
* This:
-->'''Darth Maul''': You and I...will have further business together.
-->'''Jeremy''': [[TakeThat I don't know about that. Did you SEE the box office numbers for this thing?!]]

[[AC:''Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope'']]
* "Damn, I forgot what all that s*it just said."
* Creator/KevinSmith doing his signature 'stoner over-analyzing pop-culture' bit is good for several chuckles, particularly the non-sequitur RunningGag theory that this is fundamentally a movie about [[ItMakesSenseInContext 'a bunch of people's first day on the job.']]
* At the shot-up sandcrawler:
-->'''Obi-Wan''': The blast points, too accurate for sandpeople.[...]Only imperial stormtroopers are this precise.\\
''(Jeremy [[HaHaHaNo laughs hysterically]] at [[ImperialStormtrooperMarksmanshipAcademy this notion]], takes a deep breath, and then laughs hysterically again.)''
* "Eww... You got some obvious [[Film/ThePhantomMenace Phantom Menace]] in my New Hope!"
* "I'm surprised this radio didn't shoot Han first."
* After two "That's racist" sins, we get to the cantina scene and thus...
-->'''Jeremy''': ''(Circle put around the bass player)'' That's bassist. ''*ding*''

[[AC:''Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back'']]
* At Han's Carbonite-frozen face:
-->'''Jeremy''': Creator/WaltDisney. ''*ding*''
* After Luke and Leia kiss:
-->'''Chewbacca''': (unintelligible Shyriiwook)\\
'''Jeremy''': Translation: This is some f*cked-up s*it right here. ''*ding*''
* "A-HA! Proof that Cloud City is funded by [[Franchise/HarryPotter Gringotts!]]" (adds an arrow to point out the goblin-like Ugnaughts walking around)
* You'd think that Jeremy would take a sin off for the [[ItWasHisSled now famous twist]] of Darth Vader being Luke's father being a great shocker at the time, but he simply and bluntly laments that the explanation would be complete bullsh*t.
* One of the stingers puts the "[[RunningGag Tommy how's the peeping]]" audio over [=R2D2=] peeking into Yoda's hut.
* The movie's Sentence is "Appears on ''Series/{{Maury}}''", including Maury himself saying "You ARE the father!"
* When Chewbacca is fixing the robot C-3PO, C-3PO says, "Oh, yes, that's very good. I like that," and Jeremy sins it for being "reconstructive porn dialogue."

[[AC:''Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jedi'']]
* "In [[RunningGag shoot first]] minutes"
* "Spiral-wrapped penis head has a point."
* [[MsFanservice Slave Leia]] gets five sins off without comment.
* "Leia's my sister?"
-->'''Jeremy''': 1983 audiences then went, "Oh my God! What an amazing surprise! This series just keeps...[[{{Squick}} oh, my God,]] [[BrotherSisterIncest they kissed SEVERAL TIMES in this series didn't they?]]" ''*ding*''
* "Leia has memories of Natalie Portman."
* When Leia confesses that she somehow always knew that she and Luke were related, Jeremy plays the scene where she kisses Luke, asking if she knew during that time as well.
** Near the end, Leia tells Han that Luke is her brother. Han looks confused, and Jeremy thinks he also remembers the kissing scene.
* Star Wars: Series/GeneralHospital.
* Jeremy's rising anger at the Ewok battle.
-->'''Jeremy''': Ha ha ha. So cute. [[MoodWhiplash F*ck you]]. ''*ding*''

[[AC:''Star Wars: Episode VII - The Force Awakens'']]
* When Rey goes to sell her scrap on Jakku, and is told that it is worth "one quarter portion," Jeremy chimes in with this:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat [=GameStop=]]]. ''*ding*''
* "Rey apparently works for the [[CrossesTheLineTwice Ferguson Police Department]]."
* Jeremy refers to General Hux as "Redheaded Hitler."
* [[CallBack Star Wars:]] Series/GeneralHospital.

[[AC:''Star Wars: Episode VIII - The Last Jedi'']]
* This:
-->'''General Hux:''' We will destroy the rebel fleet and terminate them all.
-->'''Jeremy:''' I can't believe the editors forgot to put on his [[DastardlyWhiplash twirling moustache!]]
* During the opening battle, Jeremy points out why one cannon shouldn't manner to the Rebel Alliance as "[[ImperialStormtrooperMarksmanshipAcademy these guys never hit anything anyway with ''all'' the cannons.]]"
* Jeremy comments on Poe's facial expressions by singing lines from "Rebel Rebel".
* When the Porgs first appear:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Discount Ewoks.]]
* Jeremy's comments on the infamous "milking scene", if only for how understated it is:
-->'''Jeremy:''' That thing's got boob-balls.
* This bit:
-->'''Rey:''' I come with hope.
-->'''Jeremy:''' But only Hope? They didn't give you Empire or Jedi?
* Jeremy snaps at the repeated mention of fueling ships throughout the movie, going so far as to say that all the talk about fuel made him give up on the franchise.
* This bit:
-->'''Rey:''' I was cleaning my blaster when it went off.
-->'''Jeremy:''' This was my excuse whenever my ex-girlfriend caught me masturbating.
* During the casino escape sequence:
-->'''Finn:''' Stop enjoying this!
-->'''Jeremy:''' Oh, believe me, Finn. I'm not enjoying this.
* Jeremy plays audio from the "you can't handle the truth" scene from ''A Few Good Men'' over Rey's backstory.
* [[ContinuityNod Jeremy mentions he's still upset about the repeated use of the word "hope" from his Rogue One review.]]
* During a giant explosion near the end:
-->'''Jeremy:''' F*cking Michael Bay.

[[AC:''Star Wars: Episode IX - The Rise of Skywalker'']]
* During the opening fight scene:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Who is he fighting? They look like kindly [[MemeticMutation Baby Yoda]] types. They're like half-Jawa, half-Ewok. Jawaks? Who are they and what did they do to piss off Kylo Ren? Well, you might care, as do I, but the movie does NOT! "F*ck you; move on, you're too old, let it go, nobody listens to Techno. Now let's go!"
* This bit:
-->'''Palpatine:''' The might of the Final Order will soon be ready.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Some of our software has some buggy code, and a lot of the stuff that we promised at the Expo of Evil won't be in the final product. [[TakeThat But our launch will still go better than that Warcraft III remake.]]
* "Meanwhile at the [[Franchise/Superman Fortress of Hoth-itude]].
* At the shot of some canyons:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Oh sh*t! They came out of hyperspace and landed on Billy Idol's scalp!
* This bit:
-->'''Rey:''' Be with me.
-->'''Jeremy:''' "Be with me"?! Is she talking to Luke or is she anthromorphizing The Force?! Be with me. It sounds like a Michelle Branch song title from 2003.
* When Rey fails to hit the training ball several times:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Reggie Jackson!]]
* This bit:
-->'''Poe:''' Somehow Palpatine returned.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Writers room's reaction to JJ's big idea gets filmed and included as a scene in the actual movie!]]
* This:
-->'''Rey:''' There are cyphers here that I can't read.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[SarcasmMode Bummer.]]
-->'''Rey:''' But to get there, he said you need one of these.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[FlatWhat Wait, what the f*ck?!]]
* "A Sith Lord uses the force to choke one of his subordinates. We're just playing the hits here, people. If you enjoyed that, please take out your masturbatory aids now."
* "This necklace break was so dramatic, I think Bruce Wayne's parents just died."
* This bit:
-->'''Lando:''' I've got a bad feeling about this.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[SuddenlyShouting GOD DAMN IT ALL TO HELL! JJ, STOP PLAYING ALL THE HITS!]] This is just like Spock yelling "Khan" all over again.
* This:
-->'''Poe:''' They fly now!
-->'''Finn:''' THEY FLY NOW?!
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag Excitement?!]]
* [[RhymesonaDime "Did everyone forget about Boba Fett? He flew without comment. He flew without net! He flew long before this dudes even met, and he set the flight bar that these fools forget."]]
* This:
-->'''Rey:''' Never underestimate a droid!
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[FlatWhat Jesus.]]
* This bit:
-->'''C-3PO:''' I know what language this is in! It is in the Runic form of the Sith. Unfortunately-
-->'''Rey:''' What?
-->'''Jeremy:''' My programming forbids me to translate it.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[PunctuatedForEmphasis God. Damn. It.]]
* Jeremy gets increasingly angry as the C-3PO subplot, at one point lamenting that [[TheScrappy C-3PO should just die.]]
* This bit:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag Interstellar wave is Interstellar.]]
* [[DolledUpInstallment "Wow, Rey wandering through this wreckage is the best Tomb Raider movie ever made!"]]
* Jeremy adds 100 sins for Kylo Ren smashing the Wayfinder, [[ShaggyDogStory thus making the majority of the film completely pointless.]]
** Jeremy later adds 50 more sins for the movie rehashing lessons already learned in Return of the Jedi.
* Jeremy repeatedly points out that the 16 hour warning should have been over by now.
* "I can't believe I'm saying this bur I'm acually bored with this lightsaber battle. What do we think is going to happen here? Every lightsaber battle in the original trilogy seemed consequencial. [...] This is just a laser show. Play some Pink Floyd or something.
* When Han makes a cameo:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[IncrediblyLamePun Han-service.]]
* This bit:
-->'''Lando:''' We had each other.
-->'''Jeremy:''' (in a Vin Diesel impression) FAMILY.
* At a force ghost of Luke:
-->'''Jeremy:''' AND THE STAR WARS FAREWELL TOUR CONTINUES! Next up: Porkins! Mace Windu! The Ghost of Anakin from the Original Trilogy before he was replaced by Hayden! And a fantastic cover band called "There Can Be Obi-Wan!"
* "Yeah, you can darken the screen and illuminate it with a blue lightsaber but this [[UncannyValley de-aged Leia]] [[SpecialEffectsFailure is still f*cking creepy!]]"
* "If there's anything I've learned from watching 9 Star Wars films, it's that the Empire/First Order DIDN'T LEARN A GODDAMN THING in a 60 year timespan."
* This:
-->'''Poe:''' But not today! Today, we make our last stand!
-->'''Jeremy:''' OH MY GOD.
* At one point, Jeremy is literally dumbfounded by something:
-->'''Jeremy:''' They're...riding horse-things...on top of a spaceship.
* This:
-->'''Leia:''' This is yours.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Yeah, Chewie. NOW you get a medal, 30+ years later. Not for anything you did, but for fanservice.
* One of the outtakes:
-->'''Poe:''' How did you find it?!
-->'''Lando''' [[ActorAllusion Colt 45. Works every time.]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles'' franchise]]
[[AC:''Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles'' (1990)]]
* This part.
-->''(Michelangelo swings his nunchuks around to intimidate a foot clan ninja)''\\
''(Ninja starts swinging his nunchuks around)''\\
'''Jeremy:''' Nunchuk rap battle. ''*ding*''
** "Also, EVERYONE WAITS DURING THIS BULLS*IT INSTEAD OF FIGHTING!!"
* This moment:
-->'''Answering Machine:''' Hi, this is April...\\
'''Jeremy:''' No it's not, [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch bitch!]] The electricity was severed... REMEMBER? ''*ding*''
* At one point of the video, he deducts a sin for Creator/SamRockwell being cast in the movie before being known for his roles in other movies, like ''Film/GalaxyQuest''. In one of the stingers, we get this:
-->'''Splinter (as Jason):''' You're not gonna die on the planet, Guy!\\
'''Sam Rockwell's TMNT character (as Guy Fleegman):''' I'm not?! What's my last name?\\
'''Splinter (as Jason):''' It's, um, um- I don't know.\\
'''Sam Rockwell's TMNT character (as Guy Fleegman):''' Nobody knows! Do you know why?! Because my character isn't important enough for a last name, because I'm gonna die five minutes in!

[[AC:''Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Secret of the Ooze'']]

[[AC:''Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III'']]

[[AC:''TMNT'' (2007)]]
* The sentence: Creator/MichaelBay, complete with Raphael yelling [[BigNo "NO!!!!!!"]]
* On April's [[SensualSpandex yellow skintight ninja getup]].
-->'''April:''' I got it on my last trip to Japan. You like it?
-->'''Jeremy:''' ''[[DistractedByTheSexy Yes I do]]''. Oh wait, she was talking to Casey wasn't she? ''*ding*''
* "I tried ripping off a woman's necklace in one clean swoop. The REASON why I did it is none of your business. The point is, that necklace did NOT stay in tact and I got kicked in the balls."

[[AC:''Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles'' (2014)]]
* ''Everything wrong with TMNT 2014 in F*ck Creator/MichaelBay Minutes...''
-->'''Sacks:''' Let's take a bite out of [[BigApplesauce the Big Apple!]]''\\
'''Jeremy:''' At some point the director said [[RunningGag "let's have him take a bite out of the Big Apple. It'll make him look like even more of an asshole."]] ''*ding*''

[[AC:''Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows'']]
* Jeremy says the Turtles haphazardly throwing around a pizza box in the opening scene would only result in what he calls "lasagna-pizza, which is when after jostling, the contents of a pizza box resemble lasagna as much as it does pizza."
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Terminator'' franchise]]
[[AC:''The Terminator'' (1984)]]

[[AC:''Terminator 2: Judgement Day'']]
* Jeremy calls out the T-1000 trying to force Sarah Connor to "Call to John" when he could easily kill her, then imitate her voice.
--> '''T-1000''': Call to John ''now''.\\
'''Jeremy''': Is this guy programed to be a torture bot? One of the tricks he showed he can do earlier in the film is perfectly imitate someone's voice. He does ''not'' need Sarah to call to John. He could kill Sarah and do it himself. He even does her voice here in a minute!! Buuuut we're buying time for Arnold to save the day, so... ''*ding*''
* Jeremy keeps pointing out the Pepsi product placements.
* "Because of a machine, a Terminator can learn the value of human life. Maybe we can, too."
-->'''Jeremy''': Nope! ''*ding*''

[[AC:''Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines'']]
* When the T-X is sawing through the roof of the car that Kate, John and the Terminator are in:
--> '''Jeremy:''' [[FridgeLogic SHOOT THE THING! WITH THE THING!]] ''*ding*''
* Jeremy's reaction to John Connor's comment towards his future wife.
-->'''John Connor''': You remind me of my mother...\\
'''Jeremy''': [[LikeParentLikeSpouse So let's get married!]] ''*ding*''

[[AC:''Terminator Salvation'']]
* The image they use for the final sin tally and sentence is of John getting impaled.

[[AC:''Terminator Genisys'']]
* "Jai Courtney." ''*ding*''
** "Movie stupidly thinks the only reason audiences haven't taken to Jai Courtney yet is because they haven't seen him naked enough."
* "There is no fate for that which we make for ourselves"
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[BrokenAesop Says the 5th movie in a franchise utterly DEPENDENT on the future repeating itself.]] ''*ding*''
* When Sarah shouts "Come with me if you want to live", Jeremy proceeds to list a bunch famous lines from other movies.
-->''"[[Film/{{Casablanca}} Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine]]. [[Film/GoneWithTheWind Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn]]. [[Film/TheSixthSense I see dead people.]]"'' ''*ding*''
* "Were it not for ''Series/GameOfThrones'' I would be forced to conclude [[Creator/EmiliaClarke this girl's]] acting is generally terrible."
* Jeremy removes a sin for Creator/JKSimmons' "Goddamn time-travelling robots" line, despite Jeremy's hatred for the film.
* "I guess [[SexySilhouette this kind of nudity]] is supposed to arouse my shadow puppets."
* During the brief mugshot montage with the main characters, Jeremy laments that Jai Courtney and Emilia Clarke got two additional inches from their real-life heights and that Arnold got four additional inches.
* "I'm not machine. I'm not man."
-->'''Jeremy''': I'm Machiniman.
* "[[Series/TheOprahWinfreyShow YOU get a time machine! And YOU get a time machine! And YOU ge-]]"
* '''Young Kyle''': He kind of looks like...you, Dad.
-->'''Jeremy''': He does not. ''*ding*''

[[AC:''Terminator: Dark Fate'']]
* The video title notes that it's being presented in [[TakeThat "Zzzzzzzz Minutes]]".
* The first sin:
---> '''Jeremy''': Movie thinks that by cutting back and forth between T2's Linda Hamilton and a surplus of logos that we're going to forgive the 80 seconds it takes to ramble through this sh*t and [[RunningGag movie is wrong.]]
* At the reused footage from Terminator 2:
---> '''Jeremy''': [[TakeThat Reruns.]]
* When the T-800 appears in Guatamala:
---> '''Jeremy''': God, I would love to know what information Skynet gave The Terminator in this case. "Yeah, look at a beach in 1998 Guatamala. Records show the Connors were living it up there, throwing caution to the wind. The only thing remaining after Judgement Day was the receipt at the bar where John got his Fanta Orange. We're very lucky we still have it!"
* This bit:
---> '''Sarah Connor''': Once, I saved 3 billion people. But I couldn't save my son.
---> '''Jeremy''': [[FailedASpotCheck OK, so why did the machine ignore you?!]] Why did the assassin look like the Terminator from T2, except he was evil again?! WHY IS THE TERMINATOR WALKING INTO THE OCEAN AFTER COMMITTING A MURDER?!
* A new take on an old RunningGag:
---> '''Jeremy''': MacKenzie Davis isn't terminating me in this scene.
** Later, followed with:
---> '''Jeremy''': MacKenzie Davis isn't sledgehammering me in this scene!
---> '''Jeremy''': MacKenzie Davis isn't impaling me in this scene!
* "[[ItMakesSenseInContext Riding bikes in factories!]]"
* Jeremy refers to Grace as the [[RunningGag "LITERAL Deus Ex Machina!"]]
* Jeremy's reaction to when the Rev-9 runs up a wall:
---> '''Jeremy''': [[SpecialEffectsFailure Yeah, that looks totally realistic.]]
* When Grace senses the Rev-9 coming for her:
---> '''Jeremy''': WHAT THE F*CK?! Does she have Spidey Sense or something?! Does the movie ever explain this?! Update: The movie NEVER explains this.
* Jeremy repeatingly get confused of why Skynet lets the Rev-9 seperate from its skeleton.
* "[[TakeThat Movie that retcons Terminator Salvation suddenly got a lot more Terminator Salvation than it wanted to!]]"
* This bit:
---> '''Jeremy''': This Terminator tries using a drone to assassinate its target and that's just poor sportsmanship. What a bitch move, Rev-9.
* Later:
---> '''Guard''': Excessive violence has been authorised!
---> '''Jeremy''': Another bitch move: getting the armed forces to kill them for you!
* This:
---> '''Felipe''': When you get to the wall, there's a door underneath. Flacco will show you the way.
---> '''Jeremy''': See, it's advice like this that caused the Dallas Cowboys to trade Flacco in 2019!
* When the Rev-9 watches Grace, Sarah and Dani escape:
---> '''Jeremy''': Aww. [[NegatedMomentofAwesome I was hoping he could turn into a helicopter.]]
* This:
---> '''Sarah Connor''': I don't have a picture of John. I thought if we didn't keep it, they couldn't find him...but now I'm forgetting what he looked like!
---> '''Jeremy''': [[TakeThat You mean Edward Furlong? Yeah, me too.]]
* This bit:
---> '''Sarah Connor''': Nice family. Is she a Terminator, too?
---> '''Jeremy''': [[WhosOnFirst No, she's a Terminator Salvation!]]
* This:
---> '''Grace''': So you somehow GREW a conscience?!
---> '''Jeremy''': [[RunningGag Grace would terminate at Cinemasins!]]
* This bit:
---> '''T-800''': I ''won't''' be back.
---> '''Jeremy''': Yawn. [[TakeThat They should have called this movie "Terminator: Groan and Boredom".]] Also, gee, [[ForegoneConclusion I wonder if he'll make a sacrifice to save the day, even though he already did this in Terminator: Rise of the Machines. And in T2.]]
* During a battle sequence:
---> '''Jeremy''': This movie saw Spider-Man: Homecoming's dark and confusing plane sequence and thought "We can top that if we add ANOTHER PLANE!"
* When the characters head to the Hoover Dam:
---> '''Jeremy''': This movie had SIX credited writers. You can tell by how tropey and generic and Hoover Dammy it is.
* When the Humvee is submerged underwater:
---> '''Jeremy''': You'd think that a movie produced by the same man who directed The Abyss would have better underwater photography. You thought wrong.
* "Movie doesn't John Wick 3 the underwater bullets and that's just wrong."
* At one point, Jeremy notes that the Rev-9 is "[[TakeThat the dumbest robot in cinematic history after that Happy Birthday Paulie asshole from Rocky IV.]]"
* This:
---> '''Sarah Connor''': Carl! Wake up!
---> '''Jeremy''': That apparently worked.
* When the T-800 and the Rev-9 fall down from a platform:
---> '''Jeremy''': Oh, wow, look. The T-800 DID manage to sacrifice itself, just like I predicted. [[SarcasmMode So innovative. Such creativity.]]
* The sentence: [[TakeThat Transforminators: The Hoover Dam Chronicles]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Tomb Raider series'']]
[[AC:''Lara Croft: Tomb Raider'']]
* The first sin of the video:
-->'''Jeremy:''' All those in favor of never starting another movie with an opening eye, say 'aye'...er, 'not-eye'.
* At one point, Jeremy expresses shock at Lara having the upper body strength for stunts, noting that "I've seen breadsticks bigger than her forearms."
* "Tomb Raider inspired so many "Planetary Alignment" drinking games that DUI arrests tripled in the summer of 2001."
* Jeremy goes out of his way to sin 'every' instance of poor editing.
* During a particularly incomprehensible action sequence:
-->'''Jeremy:''' There's so much... whatever... going on here that I'm adding 20 sins.
* This moment:
-->'''Jeremy:''' You know, if Christopher Walken was in this movie, I'd remove at least 5 sins.
* The final sin:
-->'''Credit:''' Directed By Simon West
-->'''Jeremy:''' Oh, to be the man who has never topped [[TakeThat Con]] [[Film/ConAir Air]].

[[AC:''Lara Croft: Tomb Raider - The Cradle Of Life'']]
* This:
-->'''Treasure Hunter:''' When he dives, we dive! We've got to find out what's underneath there.
-->'''Jeremy:''' So, treasure hunters are the equivalent of people driving around mall parking lots, just waiting for someone to pull out to steal their spot.
* This moment:
-->'''Lara:''' This'll be the biggest find since the lost pyramids!
-->'''Jeremy:'''[[ComicallyMissingThePoint Were the pyramids lost?...How does one lose a pyramid, anyway?]]
* "Thankfully, the screenwriters [[SarcasmMode kept all of the witty banter from the first movie intact]]."
* "Movie mispells Kazakhstan! What kind of cheep production leaves typos in a finla product?!"
* This moment:
-->'''Reiss:''' Haven't you ever looked around and thought that maybe some people shouldn't be here?
-->'''Jeremy:'''[[TakeThat Let's start with people who try adapting video games into movies!]]
* "Apparently, a bunch of creatures from the Resident Evil set got bored and decided to visit the Tomb Raider set."
* This moment:
-->'''Lara:''' They seem to react to movement.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Hmmm, where have I heard ''THAT'' before? (while the Jurassic Park theme plays in the background)
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Transformers'' franchise]]
[[AC:''Transformers'']]
-->'''Kid in café''': Wow! This is the coolest thing I've ever seen! Explosions everywhere! This is easily a hundred times cooler than ''Armageddon''... I swear to God!\\
'''Jeremy''': Whoa, whoa,... the director of ''Transformers'' just b*tch-slapped the guy who directed ''Armageddon''. ''*ding*''

[[AC:''Revenge of the Fallen'']]

[[AC:''Dark of the Moon'']]
* The narrator's thoughts on the more critically lauded supporting actors plants a [[MindScrew mind-warping]] what-if idea for a movie in our heads:
-->"If I told you 'you're about to see a movie with Creator/FrancesMcDormand, Creator/JohnMalkovich and Creator/JohnTurturro', you'd probably think along the lines of a [[Creator/TheCoenBrothers Coen brothers]] film, right? Do you know how much money I'd pay to see the Coens [[PlayingAgainstType direct a]] ''[[PlayingAgainstType Transformers]]'' [[PlayingAgainstType movie]]? ''All the money''. ''*ding*''

[[AC:''Age of Extinction'']]
* The opening titles don't even bother acting professional. "Everything wrong with ''Transformers: Age of Extinction'' in a fraction of [[EndingFatigue the length of this f*cking dog-sh*t movie]]"
* The narrator mocking Tessa and her inability to obtain a scholarship.
* From the overdubs:
-->'''Optimus Prime''': [[IncomingHam HERE]] [[BigDamnHeroes I AM!]]
--> '''Music/{{Scorpions}}''': ''Rock you like a hurricane!''
* Also,
-->'''Optimus Prime''': But whenever you look to the stars, think of one of them as my soul."
-->'''[[Film/AnAmericanTail Fievel]]''': "Somewhere out there..."
* The narrator's response to a theater owner complaining about remakes:
-->'''Theater Owner''': The movies nowadays, that's the trouble. Sequels of remakes, bunch of crap.\\
'''Jeremy''': [[AtomicFBomb F***CK YOUUUUUUUUU!]] You don't get to make this joke after [[HypocriticalHumor building an entire career out of the sh*t this theater owner is bemoaning.]] That's like having your cake, eating it, and then saying "F*ck cake! I'm above it!" ''*ding*''
* This bit,
-->'''Cade''': ''[about the drone he recovered from the CIA operatives]'' "Somebody somewhere gave that order. [[AssPull I'm gonna find some fingerprints]]."\\
'''Jeremy''': ''[utterly flabbergasted]'' [[ClusterFBomb You're f*cking going to f*cking do]] ''[[ClusterFBomb what]]''? ''*ding*''
* "Movie rips off the screenplay I wrote [[TakeThat when I was seven]]."
* This part as well:
-->'''Megatron:''' Prepare for interstellar launch.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Dude, I've been preparing for the launch of [[Film/{{Interstellar}} that movie]] since the f*cking cast was announced. I'm SUPER excited for...oh, [[JustForFun/IThoughtItMeant you're not talking about the movie, are you?]] ''*ding*''
* "[[Film/TheHungerGames Caesar Flickerman]] [[ARareSentence just asked]] [[Series/{{Frasier}} Frasier Crane]] [[ItMakesSenseInContext for semen.]] I am officially giving up my fanfiction career."
* The TakeThat against Nicola Peltz. Jeremy is quick to identify her as the girl from ''Film/TheLastAirbender'' and says not only did her acting did not improve, it got worse.

[[AC:''The Last Knight'']]
* Right at the beginning, we get this:
-->'''Merlin:''' It's awful!
-->'''Jeremy:''' I know, have you SEEN the editing and camera angles of this movie?!
* "[[SarcasmMode Yep, that's what people in America do. They go on Chinese websites to look at Lamborghinis.]]"
* "Transformers 5: Attack of the Drones!"
* After Mark Wahlberg's character grabs on a drone after falling off a building:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Oh, f*ck off.
* At one point, the action is so stupid, Jeremy doesn't even finish his sin:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Movie expects us to believe...Huh.
* The Michael Bay credit at the end of the film gets 1000 sins. Just after [[OhNoNotAgain the Sin Counter nearly breaks again]], [[GenreSavvy but Jeremy is saved by the backup they bought]].
-->'''Jeremy:''' F*ck! Not again! Oh yeah, we bought a backup this time. Phew.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Twilight'' series]]
[[AC:''Twilight'']]
* "See Spider-Man? Even Bella F*cking Swan uses Google over Bing."
* "These traits describe Lebron James, not vampires."
* "Bella searches for 'Cold One' and doesn't get a million Budweiser ads."
* As Bella and Edward head off to the woods for the infamous reveal scene: "You know everyone thinks you're going off to pork, right?"
* In reference to one of Edward's, er, intense stares at Bella.
-->'''Jeremy:''' I tried looking at a girl like this once, but all I got was a restraining order. ''*ding*''
* The BonusRound at the end of the video makes count of the various noises Bella makes over the film, ranging from breaths, gasps, mutterings, and awkward laughs.

[[AC:''New Moon'']]
* "Hey, they got a new actor to play Jacob who isn't shirtless all the time!", followed up about a third of the video later, the second Jacob takes off his shirt: "Hey, Taylor Lautner's back! Where was he the whole movie?"
* His final sin: "[[Film/AmericanPie Not one pie was f*cked in this movie.]]"
* The post-sentence sequence that just replays the scene of Bella and Jacob talking about "the Rabbit"(a car he's refurbishing)with a caption pointing out that apparently no one working on this movie was aware a rabbit is also a type of vibrator.

[[AC:''Eclipse'']]
-->'''Bella''': Oh my God. Dad? I'm a virgin.\\
'''Jeremy''': Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
* Jeremy generally losing patience with the franchise.
-->'''Jacob:''' Bella.....this is what we do.\\
'''Jeremy:''' After a pause that long, I would've taken fifty sins off if he'd just said "Bella.....shut the fuck up." ''*ding*''

[[AC:''Breaking Dawn Part 1'']]
* "This f*cking guy."
* "Also, [[Franchise/SpiderMan Edward's Vampy Sense is TINGLING]]! His skin is TWINKLING! And I think I'm going to head to the bathroom for a little TINKLING!"
* "AnnaKendrick is all of the following things here in this scene: hot, correct, inappropriate, judgemental, selfish, and hot."
* "It's weird to be back on two legs again... and in clothes."
-->'''Jeremy''': This is exactly what my college girlfriend said to me after a particularly--
* "I guess the metaphor here is that Bella is Jesus, sacrificing her virginity for the sake of... wait..."
* Jeremy saying what all of us have probably thought at some point:
-->'''Jeremy:''' These movies get more and more annoying as they go along, but damn if I don't still ''really'' covet that house. Jesus, it's fucking ''rad''!
* As wildly squicky as the implications of the imprinting subplot are, Jeremy's responses are [[BlackComedy absolute gold]].
-->'''Jeremy:''' Also, Jacob imprints on a fucking baby. He just fell in love with a baby. I just want everyone to know that Jacob fell in love with a baby. I don't care if it means they'll "just be friends", or "he'll be her protector", or whatever the fuck they want to do to justify this shit, he just fell in love with a baby.
* The stingers where the guests are booing Bella as she gets married and leaves for her honeymoon.

[[AC:''Breaking Dawn Part 2'']]
* Jeremy delivering the first sin in such an "I'm so done with these movies" tone.
-->''[[ClusterFBomb "It's not a f*cking Twilight movie without a motherf*cking helicopter shot over some motherf*cking woods."]]'' ''*ding*''
* This.
-->'''Bella''': Edward thinks that we'll find answers in Brazil.\\
'''Jeremy:''' He knows a VideoGame/{{street fighter}} there by the name of Blanka. [[JustForPun The guy is just]] [[ShockAndAwe electric]]. ''*ding*''
* "Also, good thing this baby is super-flammable ''[[ARareSentence what the f*** did I just say]].''"
* When Edward makes the wolves go away by reminding them of their imprinting laws:
--> '''Jeremy:''' [muttering in mock anger] Stupid imprinting... stupid Jacob... Someone should write a law about imprinting on vampire children. Too late now... stupid imprinting... ''*ding*''
* On Aro's weird laugh/squee upon seing Renesmee:
--> '''Jeremy:''' Aro has a stroke, but because he's a vampire, the only symptom is what a cat sounds like when it experiments with anal. ''*ding*''
* This exchange
--> '''Bella:''' No-one has ever loved anyone as much as I love you.
--> '''Jeremy:''' (Without missing a beat) [[NoJustNoReaction Fuck you.]] ''*ding*''
* When a vampire is angry after learning the Cullens were "consorting with the werewolves, our natural enemies!" Jeremy finds it very amusing.
--> '''Jeremy:''' That's been all five movies, though, right?! This guy wants to fight so bad he's grasping at straws. [mockingly] "But...they sparkle!" ''*ding*''
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''X-Men'' film series]]
[[AC:''X-Men'']]
* [[Film/SchindlersList “If only Oscar Schindler had sold that damn ring and used the money to save Erik Lennsehrr.”]]
* When Rogue (Creator/AnnaPaquin) says "I saved your life" in a Southern twang.
--> The producers of ''Series/TrueBlood'' later saw this and said "Yes, this is exactly the fake Southern accent we want." ''*ding*''
* I wonder how many times Creator/PatrickStewart called Cyclops “Geordi” during shooting.

[[AC:''X2: X-Men United'']]
* When the movie opens in Washington, DC the narrator says "DC Comics", followed by a buzzer and no sins.
* This bit.
-->''Stryker:'' We developed the technology that built [Magneto’s] plastic prison.
-->''Jeremy:'' So, plastic?
* When a [[TheScrappy screaming mutant girl]] is overwhelmed by Stryker’s goons, Jeremy admits that [[RootingForTheEmpire he wanted evil to win there.]]
* “Oh no. Don’t let Stryker know [[WeaksauceWeakness the mutants’ one weakness]] [[TakeThat is]] Music/NSYNC.
[[AC:''X-Men: The Last Stand'']]
* When he sees a protest sin saying “What will they cure next.”, Jeremy hopes it’s cancer.
* “Magneto’s Music/TheCure cover band has entirely too many members.”
* "Jeez does anyone in this series ever stay dead? Well... Cyclops does. Because, f*ck Cyclops."

[[AC:''X-Men Origins: Wolverine'']]
* His comment on whether Wade actually kills the guards:
-->'''Wade:''' Okay! People are dead!\\
'''Jeremy:''' ''([[BloodlessCarnage shows arrows pointing to Wade's swords that have no blood on them]])'' Really? Were they bloodless people? ''*ding*''

[[AC:''X-Men: First Class'']]
* He takes off a sin for the Wolverine cameo.
* When Magneto wrecks the room in the prison camp after his mom is killed, and while doing so, yells, [[BigNo "NEIN!!!!"]][[labelnote:note]] In case you're wondering, "nein" is German for "no"[[/labelnote]]:
-->'''Jeremy''': German ''Film/RevengeOfTheSith''.

[[AC:''The Wolverine'']]
* When Yashida is revealed to be the Silver Samurai:
-->'''Yashida:''' Don't look so shocked.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[CaptainObviousReveal I am not shocked.]]
* When Wolverine uses a PreMortemOneLiner on Yashida before he pushes him down a chasm:
-->'''Logan:''' You asked me to come and say goodbye. Sayonara.
-->'''Jeremy:''' That's racist. ''*ding*''

[[AC:''X-Men: Days of Future Past'']]

[[AC:''X-Men: Apocalypse'']]
* One of the outtakes:
-->'''Magneto:''' Who the f*** are you?\\
'''Apocalypse:''' [[Film/MightyMorphinPowerRangers Too kind, too kind, allow me to introduce myself. My name is Ivan Ooze.]]

[[AC:''Logan'']]
* When a bride flashes Logan:
-->'''Jeremy:''' At the film's first script meeting, a producer asked "We have an R-Rating, so... what should we do?" Immediately, [[UnwittingInstigatorOfDoom Tad]] jumped up, and wrote "BEWBS" on the whiteboard, and everyone laughed. And then the laughing got violent and out of control, and everyone started [[UnusualEuphemism high-fiving everyone else in the face]], and everyone got bludgeoned to death. Later, the Jimmy Johns guy arrived and noticed the dead bodies and the whiteboard... [[SkewedPriorities and finished writing this scene]] [[UpToEleven and the rest of the screenplay]] [[MundaneMadeAwesome and STILL delivered all his sandwiches on time]]. ''*ding*''
* After Logan discovers Gabriella's body, Jeremy wonders how Pierce must have found her. He then imagines that Pierce called up motel managers until he found one that answered thusly:
-->'''Manager!Jeremy:''' Yes! I know who you're talking about. The little girl is always f*king s*it up in the parking lot. [[DisproportionateRetribution Murder them promptly, please]]. ''*ding*''


[[AC:''Dark Pheonix'']]
* At the LogoJoke:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Get it?! BECAUSE THE "X" IS ON FIRE?!?!?!?!
** Immediately followed with [[RunningGag "45 seconds of logos!]]"
* At Jean's narration, Jeremy becomes confident [[GenreBlind that she will survive throughout the entire film and nothing bad at all will happen to her.]]
* After Jean's parents are killed in a car crash:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[CrossesTheLineTwice So, you had a bad day-]]
* This bit:
-->'''Quicksilver:''' So, we're doing space missions now. Cool.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Eventual line reading from a Fast & Furious sequel finds its way in this movie!
* This:
-->'''Mystique:''' [[TemptingFate If anything goes wrong, I'll turn around.]]
-->'''Jean:''' I know you will.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[BrutalHonesty She will not.]]
* When news reports about the X-Men are shown around the world:
-->'''Jeremy:''' No one will be seated during the B-roll footage that Michael Bay directed.
* This bit:
-->'''Mystique:''' Strap in. We're going home.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag Funny, my college gir-]] oh, you said strap-IN. Never mind.
* This:
-->'''Charles:''' Which is why there's no more class for the rest of the day!
-->'''Jeremy:''' These kids cheer, but it's already 3:30, so class is already done for the day.
* This bit:
-->'''Hank:''' I've never seen a power reading like this.
-->'''Jeremy:''' A power reading. A power reading? [[SuddenlyShouting A POWER READING?!]]
* When a shapeshifter arrives on Earth and transforms into a human, Jeremy calls it out for not transforming into the dog instead:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[CutenessProximity Everyone on the planet loves Golden Retrievers!]]
* This bit:
-->'''Jean:''' Come dance with me!
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[WaxingLyrical The best thing you ever did was take a chance with me!]]
* When Charles rips off his dinner jacket:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[AlternateCharacterInterpretation This...jacket has been killing me since...the presidental dinner!]]
* This:
-->'''Jean:''' I could hurt you again!
-->'''Cyclops:''' I'll take that chance.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[SelfDeprecation Literally everyone of my college girlfriends!]]
* When Mystique is impaled on wooden shards:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Don't worry, Storm can plug up those holes!]]
* Later, at her funeral:
-->'''Charles:''' Raven died doing what she did best-
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[BlackComedy Getting impaled.]]
** Immediately followed by:
-->'''Charles:''' But she is not gone...
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[BrutalHonesty She is.]]
* At one point, Jeremy suggests an alternate title for the film "X-Men: The Huge Waste of Time! Probably would have made as much money as this one too."
* During a fight scene:
-->'''Jeremy:''' A lot is going on right now. But I'm too dizzy from the editing to care.
* One of the outtakes:
-->'''Charles:''' Your power is who you are!
-->'''Hogarth Hughes:''' [[WesternAnimation/TheIronGiant You are who you choose to be!]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Zombieland'' franchise]]
[[AC: ''Zombieland'']]
* Even the title gets in on the fun, listing in the sin video having a runtime of [[ArcWords "nut up or shut up" minutes.]]
* The first sin:
-->'''Columbus:''' I wish I could tell you this was still America.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat What your Aunt Fanny posts on Facebook.]]
* This:
-->'''Columbus:''' Welcome to the United States of Zombieland.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag Roll]] [[IncrediblyLamePun Dead-its.]]
* Immediately followed with:
-->'''Columbus:''' It's amazing how things can go from bad to total sh*tstorm.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat Batman V Superman and Justice League!]]
** Later on:
-->'''Columbus:''' That was my first run-in with the plague of the 21st century.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[BrickJoke The DCEU?]]
* The RunningGag about the rules of zombie survival either not making sense or being in a completely random order.
* This bit:
-->'''Tallahassee:''' You're a cocky little sh*t, aren't you?!
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[RunningGag Things my college girlfriend said to-]]
* Jeremy points out that most of the zombies seem more concerned with flailing their arms around and running aimlessly rather than trying to eat people.
* Jeremy turns out to not be a fan of the "Zombie Kill of the Week":
-->'''Jeremy:''' I feel like that hiccuping guy from The Simpsons. (hic) Kill me. (hic) Kill me. (hic) Kill me. (hic) Kill me...
* When Little Rock describes Hannah Montana to Tallahassee:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[UnintentionalPeriodPiece Wow, A LOT has changed in ten years, hasn't it?!]]
* Jeremy sins a billboard advertising Film/TwoThousandTwelve without [[TakeThat saying anything or stopping the video]].
* After Columbus shoots Bill Murray:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Bill Murray deserved to die, if not for this zombie fake-out, then for [[TakeThat Mad Dog and Glory. Or maybe Larger Than Life.]]
* Jeremy sins the group for playing Monopoly.
* Jeremy admits that [[ActuallyPrettyFunny Columbus crashing his motorbike into the bushes is hilarious]] but still sins the movie anyway for going on too long.
* When the zombies swarm the carnival tent Tallahassee is hiding in:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[AlternateCharacterInterpretation They just want the stuffed bunny, man!]]

[[AC: ''Zombieland: Double Tap'']]
* At the LogoJoke:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Even though you try to make it all cutesy, it's still 35 seconds of logos! You can't have your brains and eat them too, Sony!
* This bit:
-->'''Columbus:''' Welcome to Zombieland! Back for seconds?\\
'''Jeremy:''' I know the first movie had some fun with the narration as it had to set up the rules and setting of the universe in an otherwise breezy film. But using it as a crutch for THIS movie is a sin. So...[[ShaggyDogStory Narration.]] Also, might as well go ahead and [[RunningGag Roll Credits!]]
* This BitingTheHandHumor:
-->'''Columbus:''' In a world without Website/YouTube, who doesn't love a Homer\\?
'''Jeremy:''' I'm pretty sure Website/YouTube is one of the only things that would survive a zombie apocalypse.
* At the opening title sequence:
-->'''Jeremy:''' We're not playing the music here but, Jesus, it only takes a couple of movies for a "Zombie slaughter montage set to Metallica cliche"?! That escalated quickly.
* Jeremy notes that the FreezeFrameBonus of a Wesley Snipes presidential pardon has White Men Can't Jump listed as one of the movies, [[CelebrityParadox causing him to wonder why no one notices that Tallahassee looks like Woody Harrelson.]]
* This bit:
-->'''Tallahassee:''' What do you want for Christmas, little girl?\\
'''Jeremy:''' I would put a "movie has time for this sin", but [[TakeThat that's this entire movie.]]
* Jeremy merely sighs at the appearance of a Walking Dead comic book, then adds a sin.
* When Columbus shuts off the lights by clapping:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[UnintentionalPeriodPiece The f*cking Clapper?! What's next, is he going to ask "where's the beef"?!]] Between this, the Elvis impersonators and Little Rock's inability to be happy until she finds a man, this movie's going to age WORSE than the original!
* Jeremy sins Columbus wearing a Dragon's Lair T-Shirt because "Dragon's Lair is a horrible horrible horrible game. F*ck, Friday the 13th on the NES had less frustrating gameplay!"
* This bit:
-->'''Wichita''' Think he'll take the beast thing so hard?
-->'''Jeremy:''' Not as hard as when he realises he's in a movie that's just a carbon copy of the first one. Sh*t, 22 Jump Street was less blatant about being a rehash!
* Jeremy [[ContinuityNod is still not a fan of Zombie Kill of the Week]]:
-->'''Jeremy:''' This movie is dumb.
* Jeremy adds 10 sins for the gag of Tallahassee hating hippies.
** Jeremy later comments that his hate for the running joke is submented by the joke of Tallahassee hating minivans:
-->'''Jeremy:''' It's like this movie is determined to beat terrible jokes into the ground! GAHHHH!
* This bit:
-->'''Wichita:''' Berkeley told us about a new type of zombie that's stronger and faster.
-->'''Jeremy:''' If it had 2 other things, Kanye would remix it into a song.
* At one point, Jeremy gets so fed up with the survivors that he [[RootingfortheEmpire switches allegiance to the zombies.]]
* When Madison hits the windshield because she forgot to buckle her seatbelt:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Ha. ha. ha. [[SarcasmMode It's funny because she got hurt and she's stupid.]] Ha.
* This:
-->'''Tallahassee:''' This is going to be a long drive.
-->'''Jeremy:''' I hope not because this movie feels WAY longer than the actual runtime.
* Jeremy gets annoyed when the movie introduces counterparts of Tallahassee and Columbus only to kill them 10 minutes later.
* When Madison inexplicably shows up riding an ice-cream truck, Jeremy is stunned for the first time:
-->'''Jeremy:''' I...I think the movie's sinning itself now. It's like a human without brains. It's an APPROXIMATION of a movie but it can't function completely as a movie.
* Jeremy later notes that Madison [[TakeThat "is too stupid to be in a terrible SNL sketch!"]]
* "The only reason these goddamn motherf*ckers are shooting these goddamn motherf*cking fireworks is to attract the goddamn motherf*cking zombies for the goddamn motherf*cking finale!"
* The sentence: Trapped in a freezer.
-->'''WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants:''' I'm so cold, that I can use my nose dripping as a pair of chopsticks!
* One of the outtakes:
-->'''Little Rock:''' I'm never going to get married or have a family!
-->'''Dom Torreto:''' Nothing is more important than family!
[[/folder]]

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