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* The end of the aptly-named installment "The Day I Killed The Entire Party Before The First Combat Encounter".
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* The end of the aptly-named installment "The "[[http://albruno3.blogspot.com/2010/06/rpgnet-rant-2-day-i-killed-entire-party.html The Day I Killed The Entire Party Before The First Combat Encounter".Encounter]]".
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--> '''Psycho Dave:''' My character is a former Navy Seal. He has medals of honor and no one knows that in his spare time he kills hippies and midgets.
--> '''Deviant Boy:''' [[KissingCousins My character and her cousin are having an affair.]]\\
--> '''Deviant Boy:''' [[KissingCousins My character and her cousin are having an affair.]]\\
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* Psycho Dave's version of Yoda from "Trapped in Jedi Academy", who's [[Film/FullMetalJacket Gunnery Sergeant Hartman]] [[RecycledInSpace IN SPACE!]] and with a penchant for live fire exercises and attacking his students.
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* [[InNameOnly Psycho Dave's version of Yoda of]] [[Franchise/StarWars Yoda]] from "Trapped "[[http://albruno3.blogspot.com/2010/06/rpgnet-rant-13-trapped-in-jedi-academy.html Trapped in Jedi Academy", Academy]]", who's [[Film/FullMetalJacket Gunnery Sergeant Hartman]] [[RecycledInSpace IN SPACE!]] and with a penchant for live fire exercises and attacking his students.
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** From the same chapter, Blobert plays his character with a Southern accent, which he does by saying "y'all" at the end of every sentence.
** When everyone tries to leave, Psycho Dave pulls out a shotgun and unsubtly tries to threaten everyone into continuing to play.
* "A Night at the Inn, A Day at the Racists": The story revolves around [[KillerGameMaster Psycho Dave]] running a game of ''TabletopGames/DungeonsAndDragons'' where the players have to wait at an inn for their boss. As expected, chaos ensues.
** When everyone tries to leave, Psycho Dave pulls out a shotgun and unsubtly tries to threaten everyone into continuing to play.
* "A Night at the Inn, A Day at the Racists": The story revolves around [[KillerGameMaster Psycho Dave]] running a game of ''TabletopGames/DungeonsAndDragons'' where the players have to wait at an inn for their boss. As expected, chaos ensues.
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** From the same chapter, Blobert plays his character with a Southern accent, which he does by saying "y'all" [[VerbalTic at the end of every sentence.
sentence]].
** When everyone tries to leave, Psycho Davepulls out [[DisproportionateRetribution gets a sawed-off shotgun from his bedroom]] and unsubtly tries to threaten threatens everyone into continuing to play.
*"A "[[http://albruno3.blogspot.com/2010/06/rpgnet-rant-3-night-at-inn-day-at.html A Night at the Inn, A Day at the Racists": The story Racists]]" revolves around [[KillerGameMaster Psycho Dave]] running a game of ''TabletopGames/DungeonsAndDragons'' ''TabletopGame/DungeonsAndDragons'' where the players have to wait at an inn for their boss. As expected, chaos ensues.
** When everyone tries to leave, Psycho Dave
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** Psycho Dave's general strategy is introduced when he forces [=Ab3=] to roll for stopping the wagon.
--> '''[=Ab3=]:''' I stop the wagon in front of the inn.\\
--> '''[=Ab3=]:''' I stop the wagon in front of the inn.\\
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** Psycho Dave's general strategy is introduced [[EstablishingCharacterMoment introduced]] when he forces [=Ab3=] to roll for stopping the wagon.
--> ---> '''[=Ab3=]:''' I stop the wagon in front of the inn.\\
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'''Psycho Dave:''' Ok, the cart flips over. Everybody make a save versus death. Yes, you too, Larry.
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'''Psycho Dave:''' Ok, the cart flips over. Everybody make a save versus death. Yes, you too, Larry.\\
''As you can see, I soon realized that Psycho Dave ran a game in roughly the same way that Creator/WarwickDavis in the film'' Film/{{Leprechaun}} ''[[JackassGenie granted wishes]]. Everything you said your character did was scrutinized for some way to screw you over and the dice ruled all. He was the only guy I know who used a random monster encounter chart for TabletopGame/CallOfCthulhu. You haven't lived until you've had a character [[GoMadFromTheRevelation go mad]] because he saw a [[EldritchAbomination nightgaunt]] sitting in a restroom stall reading a copy of the [[TomeOfEldritchLore Necronomicon]].''
''As you can see, I soon realized that Psycho Dave ran a game in roughly the same way that Creator/WarwickDavis in the film'' Film/{{Leprechaun}} ''[[JackassGenie granted wishes]]. Everything you said your character did was scrutinized for some way to screw you over and the dice ruled all. He was the only guy I know who used a random monster encounter chart for TabletopGame/CallOfCthulhu. You haven't lived until you've had a character [[GoMadFromTheRevelation go mad]] because he saw a [[EldritchAbomination nightgaunt]] sitting in a restroom stall reading a copy of the [[TomeOfEldritchLore Necronomicon]].''
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--> '''[=Ab3=]'s narration:''' [[ARareSentence I for one never thought I would be glad to see the arrival of a member of the Cthulhu Mythos. Hastur showed up and stomped on the Inn killing everyone.]]
** Unfortunately, death isn't the end, and their employer revives them; it's then revealed that the employer is actually Hitler, who wants their help in winning World War II, a storyline [[PoliticallyIncorrectVillain Psycho Dave]] vehemently defends. The last straw for [=Ab3=] is when Short Attention Span Larry discovers Disgusto's collection of [[{{Squick}} urine-filled Mountain Dew bottles]], at which point he wisely books it.
** Unfortunately, death isn't the end, and their employer revives them; it's then revealed that the employer is actually Hitler, who wants their help in winning World War II, a storyline [[PoliticallyIncorrectVillain Psycho Dave]] vehemently defends. The last straw for [=Ab3=] is when Short Attention Span Larry discovers Disgusto's collection of [[{{Squick}} urine-filled Mountain Dew bottles]], at which point he wisely books it.
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** Unfortunately, death isn't the end, and their employer revives them; it's then revealed that the employer is actually Hitler, who wants their help in winning World War II, a storyline [[PoliticallyIncorrectVillain Psycho Dave]] vehemently defends. The last straw for [=Ab3=] is when Short Attention Span Larry discovers Disgusto's collection of [[{{Squick}} urine-filled Mountain Dew bottles]], at which point [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere he wisely books
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** Unfortunately, death isn't the end, and their employer revives them; it's then revealed that the employer is actually Hitler who wants their help in winning World War II, a storyline [[PoliticallyIncorrectVillain Psycho Dave]] vehemently defends. The last straw for [=Ab3=] is when Short Attention Span Larry discovers Disgusto's collection of [[{{Squick}} urine-filled Mountain Dew bottles]], at which point he wisely books it.
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** Unfortunately, death isn't the end, and their employer revives them; it's then revealed that the employer is actually Hitler Hitler, who wants their help in winning World War II, a storyline [[PoliticallyIncorrectVillain Psycho Dave]] vehemently defends. The last straw for [=Ab3=] is when Short Attention Span Larry discovers Disgusto's collection of [[{{Squick}} urine-filled Mountain Dew bottles]], at which point he wisely books it.
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*** Unfortunately for Disgusto, he gets caught by Cheating Bastard. Since Cheating Bastard's, well, cheating means his character is a 12th level "Wizard-Cleric-Fighter-Thief-Illusionist-Druid-Ranger-Bard with limited Psionic abilities", Disgusto's character is quickly captured. Cheating Bastard then chooses to "teach him a lesson" by looking his butt with a fire poker, and in retribution, El Disgusto's character promptly summons [[SpeakOfTheDevil Hastur]].
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*** Unfortunately for Disgusto, he gets caught by Cheating Bastard. Since Cheating Bastard's, well, cheating means his character is a 12th level "Wizard-Cleric-Fighter-Thief-Illusionist-Druid-Ranger-Bard with limited Psionic abilities", Disgusto's character is quickly captured. Cheating Bastard then chooses to "teach him a lesson" by looking poking his butt with a hot fire poker, and in retribution, El Disgusto's character promptly summons [[SpeakOfTheDevil Hastur]].
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--> '''[=Ab3=]:''' Why can't you just meet up with the damn party and not do all this weird stuff?\\
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** Unfortunately, death isn't the end, and their employer revives them. After it turns out that the employer is actually Hitler who wants their help in winning World War II, a plot line [[PoliticallyIncorrectVillain Psycho Dave]] vehemently defends, and Short Attention Span Larry discovers Disgusto's collection of [[{{Squick}} urine-filled Mountain Dew bottles]], [Ab3=] wisely books it.
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** Unfortunately, death isn't the end, and their employer revives them. After it turns out them; it's then revealed that the employer is actually Hitler who wants their help in winning World War II, a plot line storyline [[PoliticallyIncorrectVillain Psycho Dave]] vehemently defends, and defends. The last straw for [=Ab3=] is when Short Attention Span Larry discovers Disgusto's collection of [[{{Squick}} urine-filled Mountain Dew bottles]], [Ab3=] at which point he wisely books it.
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Idk, the plot twist was pretty funny.
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--> '''[=Ab3=]'s narration:''' [[ARareSentence I for one never thought I would be glad to see the arrival of a member of the Cthulhu Mythos. Hastur showed up and stomped on the Inn killing everyone.]]
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--> '''[=Ab3=]'s narration:''' [[ARareSentence I for one never thought I would be glad to see the arrival of a member of the Cthulhu Mythos. Hastur showed up and stomped on the Inn killing everyone.]]]]
** Unfortunately, death isn't the end, and their employer revives them. After it turns out that the employer is actually Hitler who wants their help in winning World War II, a plot line [[PoliticallyIncorrectVillain Psycho Dave]] vehemently defends, and Short Attention Span Larry discovers Disgusto's collection of [[{{Squick}} urine-filled Mountain Dew bottles]], [Ab3=] wisely books it.
** Unfortunately, death isn't the end, and their employer revives them. After it turns out that the employer is actually Hitler who wants their help in winning World War II, a plot line [[PoliticallyIncorrectVillain Psycho Dave]] vehemently defends, and Short Attention Span Larry discovers Disgusto's collection of [[{{Squick}} urine-filled Mountain Dew bottles]], [Ab3=] wisely books it.
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--> '''[=Ab3=]'s narration:''' [[ARareSentence I for one never thought I would be glad to see the arrival of a member of the Cthulhu Mythos. Hastur showed up and stomped on the Inn killing everyone.]]
** Unfortunately, death isn't the end, and their employer revives them. After it turns out that the employer is actually Hitler who wants their help in winning World War II, a plot line [[PoliticallyIncorrectVillain Psycho Dave]] vehemently defends, and Short Attention Span Larry discovers Disgusto's collection of [[{{Squick}} urine-filled Mountain Dew bottles]], [Ab3=] wisely books it.
** Unfortunately, death isn't the end, and their employer revives them. After it turns out that the employer is actually Hitler who wants their help in winning World War II, a plot line [[PoliticallyIncorrectVillain Psycho Dave]] vehemently defends, and Short Attention Span Larry discovers Disgusto's collection of [[{{Squick}} urine-filled Mountain Dew bottles]], [Ab3=] wisely books it.
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--> '''[=Ab3=]'s narration:''' [[ARareSentence I for one never thought I would be glad to see the arrival of a member of the Cthulhu Mythos. Hastur showed up and stomped on the Inn killing everyone.]]
** Unfortunately, death isn't the end, and their employer revives them. After it turns out that the employer is actually Hitler who wants their help in winning World War II, a plot line [[PoliticallyIncorrectVillain Psycho Dave]] vehemently defends, and Short Attention Span Larry discovers Disgusto's collection of [[{{Squick}} urine-filled Mountain Dew bottles]], [Ab3=] wisely books it.]]
** Unfortunately, death isn't the end, and their employer revives them. After it turns out that the employer is actually Hitler who wants their help in winning World War II, a plot line [[PoliticallyIncorrectVillain Psycho Dave]] vehemently defends, and Short Attention Span Larry discovers Disgusto's collection of [[{{Squick}} urine-filled Mountain Dew bottles]], [Ab3=] wisely books it.
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** When everyone tries to leave, Psycho Dave pulls out a shotgun and unsubtly tries to threaten everyone into continuing to play.
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** When everyone tries to leave, Psycho Dave pulls out a shotgun and unsubtly tries to threaten everyone into continuing to play.play.
* "A Night at the Inn, A Day at the Racists": The story revolves around [[KillerGameMaster Psycho Dave]] running a game of ''TabletopGames/DungeonsAndDragons'' where the players have to wait at an inn for their boss. As expected, chaos ensues.
** Apparently, before going to the inn [[NoodleIncident they had to fight a Giant Shrunken Applehead Woman.]]
** El Disgusto insists on having his character ride underneath the party's wagon. Which he has been doing for every session until this point, and none of the party know he's there.
** Psycho Dave's general strategy is introduced when he forces [=Ab3=] to roll for stopping the wagon.
--> '''[=Ab3=]:''' I stop the wagon in front of the inn.\\
'''Psycho Dave:''' Roll for it.\\
'''[=Ab3=]:''' This is getting a little out of hand now.\\
'''Psycho Dave:''' Roll for it.\\
'''[=Ab3=]:''' [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe I have to roll to stop the damn wagon?]]\\
'''Psycho Dave:''' [[RulesLawyer You're the one that said you were all of a sudden stopping the wagon. Ever heard of slowing down before you stop?]]\\
'''[=Ab3=]:''' [[OnlySaneMan I didn't think I had to be that specific. Okay, I-]]\\
'''Psycho Dave:''' It's too late. You said it. Roll to see if you can stop the wagon without crashing, or do you want to bitch and whine some more?\\
'''[=Ab3=]:''' ''(rolls)'' [[OhCrap Crap.]]\\
'''Psycho Dave:''' Ok, the cart flips over. Everybody make a save versus death. Yes, you too, Larry.
** After the party arrives at the inn, Psycho Dave forces [=Ab3=] to roll to see if his character gets drunk, in spite of him playing a dwarf, who can't get drunk on human alcohol. [[ButtMonkey He fails the roll,]] and since being drunk means that the other players decide what you do for the next few turns, [=Ab3=]'s character strips naked and starts singing while clinging to the chandelier.
** Weasly Crusher and Cheating Bastard start harassing a random kid at the bar for no reason, and Weasly pulls out his sword and tries to kill him. Thanks to Psycho Dave's warped stats, [[EpicFail he somehow manages to]] ''[[EpicFail cut off his own head]]'', while Cheating Bastard gets beaten up by a Viking for whatever reason.
** El Disgusto chooses to have his character break into the party's rooms and start snooping around and looting their stuff.
--> '''[=Ab3=]:''' Why can't you just meet up with the damn party and not do all this weird stuff?\\
'''El Disgusto:''' He's a ninja! I'm ROLE-PLAYING!
*** Unfortunately for Disgusto, he gets caught by Cheating Bastard. Since Cheating Bastard's, well, cheating means his character is a 12th level "Wizard-Cleric-Fighter-Thief-Illusionist-Druid-Ranger-Bard with limited Psionic abilities", Disgusto's character is quickly captured. Cheating Bastard then chooses to "teach him a lesson" by looking his butt with a fire poker, and in retribution, El Disgusto's character promptly summons [[SpeakOfTheDevil Hastur]].
--> '''[=Ab3=]'s narration:''' [[ARareSentence I for one never thought I would be glad to see the arrival of a member of the Cthulhu Mythos. Hastur showed up and stomped on the Inn killing everyone.]]
** Unfortunately, death isn't the end, and their employer revives them. After it turns out that the employer is actually Hitler who wants their help in winning World War II, a plot line [[PoliticallyIncorrectVillain Psycho Dave]] vehemently defends, and Short Attention Span Larry discovers Disgusto's collection of [[{{Squick}} urine-filled Mountain Dew bottles]], [Ab3=] wisely books it.
* "A Night at the Inn, A Day at the Racists": The story revolves around [[KillerGameMaster Psycho Dave]] running a game of ''TabletopGames/DungeonsAndDragons'' where the players have to wait at an inn for their boss. As expected, chaos ensues.
** Apparently, before going to the inn [[NoodleIncident they had to fight a Giant Shrunken Applehead Woman.]]
** El Disgusto insists on having his character ride underneath the party's wagon. Which he has been doing for every session until this point, and none of the party know he's there.
** Psycho Dave's general strategy is introduced when he forces [=Ab3=] to roll for stopping the wagon.
--> '''[=Ab3=]:''' I stop the wagon in front of the inn.\\
'''Psycho Dave:''' Roll for it.\\
'''[=Ab3=]:''' This is getting a little out of hand now.\\
'''Psycho Dave:''' Roll for it.\\
'''[=Ab3=]:''' [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe I have to roll to stop the damn wagon?]]\\
'''Psycho Dave:''' [[RulesLawyer You're the one that said you were all of a sudden stopping the wagon. Ever heard of slowing down before you stop?]]\\
'''[=Ab3=]:''' [[OnlySaneMan I didn't think I had to be that specific. Okay, I-]]\\
'''Psycho Dave:''' It's too late. You said it. Roll to see if you can stop the wagon without crashing, or do you want to bitch and whine some more?\\
'''[=Ab3=]:''' ''(rolls)'' [[OhCrap Crap.]]\\
'''Psycho Dave:''' Ok, the cart flips over. Everybody make a save versus death. Yes, you too, Larry.
** After the party arrives at the inn, Psycho Dave forces [=Ab3=] to roll to see if his character gets drunk, in spite of him playing a dwarf, who can't get drunk on human alcohol. [[ButtMonkey He fails the roll,]] and since being drunk means that the other players decide what you do for the next few turns, [=Ab3=]'s character strips naked and starts singing while clinging to the chandelier.
** Weasly Crusher and Cheating Bastard start harassing a random kid at the bar for no reason, and Weasly pulls out his sword and tries to kill him. Thanks to Psycho Dave's warped stats, [[EpicFail he somehow manages to]] ''[[EpicFail cut off his own head]]'', while Cheating Bastard gets beaten up by a Viking for whatever reason.
** El Disgusto chooses to have his character break into the party's rooms and start snooping around and looting their stuff.
--> '''[=Ab3=]:''' Why can't you just meet up with the damn party and not do all this weird stuff?\\
'''El Disgusto:''' He's a ninja! I'm ROLE-PLAYING!
*** Unfortunately for Disgusto, he gets caught by Cheating Bastard. Since Cheating Bastard's, well, cheating means his character is a 12th level "Wizard-Cleric-Fighter-Thief-Illusionist-Druid-Ranger-Bard with limited Psionic abilities", Disgusto's character is quickly captured. Cheating Bastard then chooses to "teach him a lesson" by looking his butt with a fire poker, and in retribution, El Disgusto's character promptly summons [[SpeakOfTheDevil Hastur]].
--> '''[=Ab3=]'s narration:''' [[ARareSentence I for one never thought I would be glad to see the arrival of a member of the Cthulhu Mythos. Hastur showed up and stomped on the Inn killing everyone.]]
** Unfortunately, death isn't the end, and their employer revives them. After it turns out that the employer is actually Hitler who wants their help in winning World War II, a plot line [[PoliticallyIncorrectVillain Psycho Dave]] vehemently defends, and Short Attention Span Larry discovers Disgusto's collection of [[{{Squick}} urine-filled Mountain Dew bottles]], [Ab3=] wisely books it.
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* Psycho Dave's version of Yoda from "Trapped in Jedi Academy", who's [[Film/FullMetalJacket Gunnery Sergeant Hartman]] [[RecycledInSpace IN SPACE!]] and with a penchant for attacking his students.
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* Psycho Dave's version of Yoda from "Trapped in Jedi Academy", who's [[Film/FullMetalJacket Gunnery Sergeant Hartman]] [[RecycledInSpace IN SPACE!]] and with a penchant for live fire exercises and attacking his students.
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* The end of the aptly-named installment "The Day I Killed The Entire Party Before The First Combat Encounter".
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* The end of the aptly-named installment "The Day I Killed The Entire Party Before The First Combat Encounter".Encounter".
** There's also the party coming up with their characters.
--> '''Psycho Dave:''' My character is a former Navy Seal. He has medals of honor and no one knows that in his spare time he kills hippies and midgets.
--> '''Deviant Boy:''' [[KissingCousins My character and her cousin are having an affair.]]\\
'''[=Ab3=]:''' Wh-what?\\
'''Weasly Crusher:''' We're in love.\\
* Psycho Dave's version of Yoda from "Trapped in Jedi Academy", who's [[Film/FullMetalJacket Gunnery Sergeant Hartman]] [[RecycledInSpace IN SPACE!]] and with a penchant for attacking his students.
--> '''[=Ab3=]:''' Are you sure Yoda would act like this?\\
'''Psycho Dave:''' Master Yoda force chokes your character until he passes out.
--> '''Deviant Boy:''' You know, I'm pretty sure hanging us by our thumbs should get Maser Yoda a few Dark Side point.\\
'''Psycho Dave:''' SHUT YOUR FILTHY SPACE HOLE!
** From the same chapter, Blobert plays his character with a Southern accent, which he does by saying "y'all" at the end of every sentence.
** When everyone tries to leave, Psycho Dave pulls out a shotgun and unsubtly tries to threaten everyone into continuing to play.
** There's also the party coming up with their characters.
--> '''Psycho Dave:''' My character is a former Navy Seal. He has medals of honor and no one knows that in his spare time he kills hippies and midgets.
--> '''Deviant Boy:''' [[KissingCousins My character and her cousin are having an affair.]]\\
'''[=Ab3=]:''' Wh-what?\\
'''Weasly Crusher:''' We're in love.\\
* Psycho Dave's version of Yoda from "Trapped in Jedi Academy", who's [[Film/FullMetalJacket Gunnery Sergeant Hartman]] [[RecycledInSpace IN SPACE!]] and with a penchant for attacking his students.
--> '''[=Ab3=]:''' Are you sure Yoda would act like this?\\
'''Psycho Dave:''' Master Yoda force chokes your character until he passes out.
--> '''Deviant Boy:''' You know, I'm pretty sure hanging us by our thumbs should get Maser Yoda a few Dark Side point.\\
'''Psycho Dave:''' SHUT YOUR FILTHY SPACE HOLE!
** From the same chapter, Blobert plays his character with a Southern accent, which he does by saying "y'all" at the end of every sentence.
** When everyone tries to leave, Psycho Dave pulls out a shotgun and unsubtly tries to threaten everyone into continuing to play.
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* The end of the aptly-named installment "The Day I Killed The Entire Party Before The First Combat Encounter".
