History Funny / BennettTheSage

** Making up his own lyrics for Music/{{Creed}}'s "With Arms Wide Open" after commenting on how [[GutturalGrowler Scott Stapp]] sounds like he's, in Bennett's own words, "working a turd that's halfway through the bowl yet just won't budge", complete with impression:

-->Like the InvisibleMan jerking off, [[{{Pun}} that came out of nowhere]].

** During his discussion of Music/NewKidsOnTheBlock, he plays a ''hilarious'' clip wherein three ad executives debate how to sell a boy band as badasses with dialogue that sounds like a cross between ''Series/TheThickOfIt'' and ''Radio/AbsolutePower''.

'''Sage:''' *''wide-eyed and slack-jawed''* ... Er?\\

-->'''Sage:''' Will this nightmare never end?!

-->'''Sage:''' ... Deep?

-->(Character from video raises hand)
-->'''Sage:''' Ha-ba-ba-ba, put your hand down, you liar!

-->'''Sage:''' Hey, wanna never sleep again? Too late!
-->(Cut to shot of the Windowlicker)
-->'''Sage:''' (Wide-eyed and slack-jawed) ... Er?

-->'''Sage:''' Son of a BITCH!

-->'''Bennett:''' Todd?
-->'''Todd:''' Yes?
-->'''Bennett:''' You're not wrong.
-->'''Todd:''' And?
-->'''Bennett:''' It's still my number 19.

-->I probably should
-->Have brought a book
-->To take my mind
-->Off this dump I took

--> '''Sage''': I'm 23 years old... And I still feel like I need an adult.

-->'''Sage:''' There is one part of the video that I always go back to: this guy right here. What is his deal? What does he do? [[CrossesTheLineTwice Why is he looking at Ciara like he's staring at a plate of ribs?]] Is it racist for me to think he's staring at a plate of ribs? I'd make that face if I were staring at ribs! Who doesn't like ribs?

-->"All right, you big-swinging marketing dicks, we got five little douchebag kids never seen the rough side of sandpaper, let alone life. How do we sell them as badasses?"

-->'''Bennett:''' Wow. I cannot think of a more [[SoundtrackDissonance dissonant mix of video and sound.]] [[TemptingFate Well...]]
-->''[[RefugeInAudacity Cue footage of Hitler giving a speech, set to]]'' [[Series/TheJeffersons Movin' On Up]]

* From his Website/{{Twitter}}: [[https://twitter.com/BennettTheSage/status/374045766555156480 "Finally have the courage to ask for John Basedow for his autograph. #DepressingBucketList"]]
** Even John Basedow himself [[https://twitter.com/JohnBasedow/status/374243268923359232 found that funny.]]

* From his reading of ''Fanfic/TheWolfBloodLineage''; "Like the InvisibleMan jerking off, [[{{Pun}} that came out of nowhere]]."
* His "Web of Dimensions" review, where the reading of this SelfInsert MassiveMultiplayerCrossover is vastly improved by the presence of the original author: Linkara.

* The Dane Dehaan song from "Sage vs. Film/TheAmazingSpiderMan2."
* Sage describing a hypothetical movie about anthropomorphized germs in "Sage vs. Film/{{Lucy}}."
* In "Sage vs. ''Film/{{Logan}}'', Sage does the [[Film/TheGoonies Truffle Shuffle]]. ItMakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext.
* Gabe loves ''Film/ACureForWellness.'' When he's told that Creator/GoreVerbinski directed it, he has an on-camera HeroicBSOD.

* In "Sage vs. ''Film/GuardiansOfTheGalaxyVol2''", Sage, Gabe, and Amy talk about Thanos's love for Death, culminating in [[spoiler:Amy calling Death a "two-timing whore" after learning it's the same Death who also has the hots for ComicBook/{{Deadpool}}.]]
* The thumbnail for "Sage vs. Film/FiftyShadesOfGray."

** Letting WebVideo/ToddInTheShadows deliver a VERY long rant about why he should've put Music/PeterCetera's "Glory of Love" higher than #19. After the rant...

* In "Sage vs. ''Film/GuardiansOfTheGalaxyVol2''", Sage, Gabe, and Amy talk about Thanos's love for Death, culminating in [[spoiler:Amy calling Death a "two-timing whore" after learning it's the same Death who also has the hots for SelfDemonstrating/{{Deadpool}}.]]

** Letting WebVideo/ToddIntheShadows deliver a VERY long rant about why he should've put Music/PeterCetera's "Glory of Love" higher than #19. After the rant...

* In the commentary for Sage's review of ''{{Starchaser}}'' with WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic, Doug Walker ends up further behind watching his copy of the review because of the mid-roll ads, leading them to empathize with fans who complain about such ads.

** During his discussion of Music/NewKidsOnTheBlcck, he plays a ''hilarious'' clip wherein three ad executives debate how to sell a boy band as badasses with dialogue that sounds like a cross between ''Series/TheThickOfIt'' and ''Radio/AbsolutePower''.

** When he shows a clip from the video for "Another Brick in the Wall, Part II", a caption reads "The feel good hit of the summer."

** Letting WebVideo/ToddIntheShadows deliver a VERY long rant about why he should've put Peter Cetera's "Glory of Love" higher than #19. After the rant...

** During his discussion of New Kids On The Block, he plays a ''hilarious'' clip wherein three ad executives debate how to sell a boy band as badasses with dialogue that sounds like a cross between ''Series/TheThickOfIt'' and ''Radio/AbsolutePower''.

* From his Twitter: [[https://twitter.com/BennettTheSage/status/374045766555156480 "Finally have the courage to ask for John Basedow for his autograph. #DepressingBucketList"]]

** Setting George Harrison's cover of "Got My Mind Set On You" to the laughing house scene from ''Film/EvilDead2''. Which is soon followed by...

** Grooving to his choice for Stevie Wonder and looking slightly still in control.

* 'Bending With Bennett', his segment in the Rejected Spooning With Spoony video. Spoony screams non-stop while Bennett just smiles at him.

** Looking up Peter Gabriel's "Sledgehammer" in the dictionary. He finds it under "apeshit nuts."

** The [[DisapprovingLook face]] he makes in the "London Bridge" entry. Ditto for the one he makes in his Milli Vanilli pick when he discovers a post defending them on Website/YouTube.
** Making up his own lyrics for Creed's "With Arms Wide Open" after commenting on how [[GutturalGrowler Scott Stapp]] sounds like he's, in Bennett's own words, "working a turd that's halfway through the bowl yet just won't budge", complete with impression:

** Getting uncomfortable after hearing Michael Jackson's intro lines in "I Just Can't Stop Loving You".

* The DaneDehaan song from "Sage vs. Film/TheAmazingSpiderMan2."
* Sage describing a hypothetical movie about anthropomorphized germs in "Sage vs. Film/{{Lucy}}."
* In "Sage vs. Film/{{Logan}}, Sage does the [[Film/TheGoonies Truffle Shuffle]]. ItMakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext.
* Gabe loves ''Film/ACureForWellness.'' When he's told that GoreVerbinski directed it, he has an on-camera HeroicBSOD.
-->'''Sage:''' I think you're experiencing all the range of emotions that a human being can experience right now.
* In "Sage vs. ''Film/GuardiansOfTheGalaxyVol2''", Sage, Gabe, and Amy talk about Thanos's love for Death, culminating in [[spoiler:Amy calling Death a "two-timing whore" after learning it's the same Death who also has the hots for SelfDemonstrating/{{Deadpool}}.]]

* In "Sage vs. ''Film/GuardiansOfTheGalaxyVol2''", Sage, Gabe, and Amy talk about Thanos's love for Death, culminating in [[spoiler:Amy calling Death a "two-timing whore" after learning it's the same Death who also has the hots for SelfDemonstrating/Deadpool.]]

* The DaneDehaan song from "Sage vs. Film/TheAmazingSpiderMan 2."

** Dissing ToddInTheShadows for not putting "Goodies" in his Top Ten Worst Hit Songs of 2004 list.

--'''Sage:''' I think you're experiencing all the range of emotions that a human being can experience right now.