History Funny / Babar

-->'''Lord Rataxes''': What do you mean, I'm sticking my horn in where it doesn't belong? I'll say what I want to say about your stripes, your antlers and your neck.

-->'''Young Babar''': [[BigShutUp HOLD IT]] (Therefore he [[FailedASpotCheck didn't notice he sat on a chameleon by accident]]) Whoops.

* A rare moment of levity in "My Dinner With Rataxes" has Rataxes accidenetally let slip that he had the various tunnels they are exploring constructed as part of a plan to launch a surprise invasion on Celestville. He tries to cover by claiming they were aimed at a ''different'' nation instead, but Babar brusquely cuts him off and informs Rataxes that he knew about the tunnels and why they were made all along (to the shock of both Rataxes ''and'' [[HypercompetentSidekick Basil]]). He never did anything about them because he trusted the rhino army would be too incompetent to actually ''do'' anything with them.

--> '''Fireman''': [[YouveGottaBeKiddingMe The children]] [[CrossesTheLineTwice are on fire?]]

-->'''Cornelius''': There's no fire, it's more serious

** In the same episode:

* This scene from Alexander the Great, when Cornelius and Pompadour send the fireman for help, he thought about the fire when they meant the children have been swept on an airplane.
-->Fireman: Okay, where's the fire?
-->Cornelius: There's no fire, it's more serious
-->Pompadour: It's the children.
--> Fireman: [[YouveGottaBeKiddingMe The children]] [[CrossesTheLineTwice are on fire?]]

-->Babar: Oh Celesteville, the home of elephants. Trunks, Tusks, and Grey, the place for me to stay. [[SuddenlyShouting HEY!HEY!HEY!]]
-->Celeste: Tusks, Trunks, and Grey? Oh, Babar.

-->Alexander: Hey, Dad. (sees Babar wearing an old trunk warmer) You going to a costume party or something?
-->Babar: No, Alexander. I am not. And how many times have I told you not to play ball in the palace?
-->Alexander: 3, maybe 6, 105.
-->Pom: Sorry, father. It sort of got away on us. It won't happen again.
-->Babar: And I won't see it inside again, will I?
-->Pom and Alexander: No, Sir.
-->Alexander: (as he and Pom sneak off) Have fun at your costume party, Dad.
-->Babar: I'm not going to a costume party! I am helping your mother with the spring cleaning.
* From Race to the Moon;
-->Young Babar: It doesn’t look so bad. A little paint here and there, and it will be good as new. (door falls behind him)
** In the same episode;
-->Handyman: After an extensive examination of the sub and superstructures, coupled with a comprehensive analysis of the existing load-bearing beams, it is my professional recommendation that the facade, in question, be remaindered and redefined.
-->Young Babar: ...and in English?
-->Handyman: We tear it down and turn it into a Bistro!
-->Young Babar: [[BigWhat Tear it down?!]]
-->Handyman: [[UsefulNotes/McDonalds McBabar’s.]] A restaurant fit for a king. Could be very popular someday!
-->Young Babar: That’s a nice idea Handyman, but I think we’ll just repair the playhouse.
-->Handyman: Have it your way. But it’ll cost extra.

--> Young Babar: Woah! That’s a lot of zeroes...

--> Young Babar: Woah! That’s a lot of zeroes...

* In To Tell or Not to Tell?, Babar helps Celeste with the spring cleaning.
-->Babar: Oh Celesteville, the home of elephants. Trunks, tasks and grey, the place for me to stay. [[SuddenlyShouting HEY!HEY!HEY!]]
-->Celeste: Trunks, Tasks and Grey? Oh, Babar.
** Later on, when Pom and Alexander were told about playingballinthepalace.
-->Alexander: Hey, Dad. You going to a costume party or something?
-->Babar: No, Alexander. I am not. and how many times have I told you not to play ball in the palace?

-->Babar: I am helping your mother with the spring cleaning.

--> Fireman: [[YouveGottaBeKiddingMe The children are on fire?]]

-->Babar: [[HoistByHisOwnPeriod No, Alexander. I am not.]] and how many times have I told you not to play ball in the palace?

-->Handyman: [[McDonalds McBabar’s.]] A restaurant fit for a king. Could be very popular someday!

-->Handyman: [[BurgerKing Have it your way.]] But it’ll cost extra.

** When Cornelius and Pompadour ask how much extra repairing the playhouse will cost, the Handyman hands Babar the paper with the cost [[UndisclosedFunds (to which we can’t see)]] on it.

-->Handyman: [[BurgerKing Have it your way.]] But it’ll cost extra.

-->Young Babar: It doesn’t look so bad. A little paint here and there, and it will be good as new. (door falls behind him)

** Young Babar: It doesn’t look so bad. A little paint here and there, and it will be good as new. (door falls behind him)

-->Babar: I am helping your mother with the spring cleaning.

-->Celeste: Trunks, Tasks and Grey? Oh, Babar.

--> Fireman: [[YouveGottaBeKiddingMe The children are on Fire?]]

-->Pompadour: It's the Children.
--> Fireman: [[YouGottaBeKiddingMe The Children are on Fire?]]