History Funny / ArcanumOfSteamworksAndMagickObscura

** If you're stupider than him, he drops the act to insult you.

** If you have Intellect below 5 then your character's dialogue and journal entries are all changed to reflect their mental deficiency. This leads to many funny conversations when people try to communicate with your character. Some however approach it with snark, like the professor of demonology in the Tarant University:

--> '''The Living One''': (Paraphrased)"Infericous? It's ''inferior, you bloody pinhead!''

* Meeting Nasrudin is hilarious if you've got Virgil in your party, and quite funny even without him. Even the generally composed Living One loses coolness when presented with the incredulous revelation:
-->'''Player''': WHAT?! YOU'RE NASRUDIN?!
* If you talk to the Doc with low Int, he asks you your name. You answer "I am me."
** If you have Intellect below 5 then your character's dialogue and journal entries are all changed to reflect their mental deficiency. This leads to many funny conversations when people try to communicate with your character. Some however approach it with snark, like the professor of demonology in the Tarant University:
-->'''The Living One''': No, I mean it! I really stupid!
-->'''Professor''': (lowers his glasses and looks at you) Low hung brow, dazed look on your face... It appears that you are correct, my friend. You are indeed a complete imbecile.
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52_ZyndqeLI Low Int conversations]] with Virgil are some of the funniest, not in the least thanks to the voicing. Not only your character keeps mispronouncing Virgil's name, he (she) can't even stick to the same name between one conversation and another. Virgil's chagrin is as understandable as it is hilarious.

* Simeon Tor, the head of the Tulla mage school, really seems to enjoy jerking the player around, being needlessly cryptic about the proper way to contract the long-dead founder of Tulla, Pelojian. His astonishment at being confronted by an imbecilic Living One is hilarious (particularly if you've talked to Simeon as an intelligent character in the past). The voice acting as he interrupts his prepared lecture really sells it:
-->'''Simeon''': Pelojia... wait, you are an idiot. How can this be? How can you be an idiot?

** also

** and this series of exchanges.

--->'''The Bane of Kree''': [He smiles slightly and sheaths his sword.] [[VillainRespect I like a man/woman of courage. Not many could face my sword without sniveling for mercy.

* When you reach Arronax, two guards are protecting his room and ask why you're there. I you're overtly aggressive, they'll be taken aback and let you in.

* Killing Dolores with Madam Tussaud's crystal ball. Especially because Dolores is protesting about it, but she still accepts the gift, knowing something bad will happen.

-->'''Player''': No, I mean it! I really stupid!

* Lukan the Witless and his attempts at SesquipedalianLoquaciousness, especially if you have enough Persuasion to talk your way past him. Or if you're brave enough: trigger a fight.
--> '''Player''': (Paraphrased)"Infericous? It's ''inferior, you bloody pinhead!''

* Meeting [[spoiler:Nasrudin]] is hilarious if you've got Virgil in your party, and quite funny even without him. Even the generally composed Living One loses coolness when presented with the incredulous revelation:

* If you have high enough Persuasion, you can get [[spoiler: Gar, the [[FantasticRacism 'World's Smartest Orc']] ]] to start ranting about tea, in an entirely lucid and civilized manner.

-->'''Player''': WHAT?! YOU'RE [[spoiler:NASRUDIN]]?!

* If you visit Panarii Temple in Tarant and talk to the priest, he will give you the Panarii Pamphlet (and he'll also give you more copies if you talk to him again). Shameless advertising in it is absolutely hilarious.

-->'''Professsor''': (lowers his glasses and looks at you) Low hung brow, dazed look on your face... It appears that you are correct, my friend. You are indeed a complete imbecile.

** Low Int conversations with Virgil are some of the funniest, not in the least thanks to the voicing. Not only your character keeps mispronouncing Virgil's name, he (she) can't even stick to the same name between one conversation and another. Virgil's chagrin is as understandable as it is hilarious.

* Simeon Tor, the head of the Tulla mage school, really seems to enjoy jerking the player around, being cryptic about the proper way to contract the founder of Tulla, Pelojian, just for the hell of it. His astonishment at being confronted by an imbecilic Living One is hilarious (particularly if you've talked to Simeon as an intelligent character in the past). The voice acting as he interrupts his prepared lecture really sells it:

* Lukan the Witless and his attempts at SesquipedalianLoquaciousness, especially if you have enough Persuasion to talk your way past him.

* Meeting [[spoiler:Nasrudin]] is hilarious if you've got Virgil in your party, and quite funny even without him.

** If you have Intellect below 5 then your character's dialogue and journal entries are all changed to reflect their mental deficiency. This leads to many funny conversations when people try to communicate with your character. Some however apporach it with snark, like the professor of demonology in the Tarant University:

* If you play as a half-orc or another character with low reputation, you can ask a exeptionally friendly priestess why she's nice to you.

-->'''Professsor''': (lowers his glasses and looks at you) Low hung brow, dazed look on your face. It appears that you are correct, my friend. You are indeed a complete imbecile.

->'''Player''': No, I mean it! I really stupid!
->'''Professsor''': (lowers his glasses and looks at you) Low hung brow, dazed look on your face. It appears that you are correct, my friend. You are indeed a complete imbecile.