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Vampire Buddha: Post your jokey examples here:

  • There are two kinds of people in the world: Lumpers and Splitters.
  • There are three kinds of people in the world: Those who can count and those who can't.
    • There are 10 kinds of people in the world: Those who know binary and those who don't.
      • There are 10 kinds of people in the world: Those who know ternary, those that confuse it with binary, and those that don't know either.
      • There are 10 kinds of people: Those whose know binary, those that don't, and those that prefer Gray Code.
      • There are 10 kinds of people in this world: Those that know binary, and those that get laid.
      • There are 11 kinds of people in this world: Those that don't know binary, and those that know binary but can't count.
      • There are 11 kinds of people in this world: Those that know binary, those that don't, and those who try to tell this joke aloud.
      • There are two kinds of people: 1) those who start arrays with one and 1) those who start them with zero.[1]
      • There are 11 kinds of people: those who know unary, and those that don't.
      • There are 10 kinds of people: those who know binary, and 9 other kinds.
    • There are two kinds of people in this world: those who are good at math, those who are good at English, and those who ain't good at neither.
    • There are two kinds of people in this world: those who can be divided into one of two groups, and those who cannot.
    • There are two kinds of people in the world. Those who need closure

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