This is discussion archived from a time before the current discussion method was installed.
Kilyle: Huh. "I put it across the room... 'cuz that's where it's gonna end up," huh? I put my alarm clock across the room for a very different reason: If it's within arm's reach, I'll go back to sleep, but if I have to get to my feet to turn it off (and preferably walk at least the length of a room), I'll occasionally pay attention to the fact that I woke up. However unwillingly.
Seanette: I'm especially amused by the car with the bullet holes in the battery. I've wanted to do that to "boom cars" (those cars with the bass-heavy ultra-loud uber-obnoxious stereos you can hear a block away), especially when they're parked right under my bedroom window at 0-dark-30.
Seanette: Cut "* In the comic book Strangers in Paradise, shooting her alarm clock is almost the first thing we see Katchoo do." as a duplicate of a more detailed example further down the list.
Haven: Moved all the Truth in Television examples to our lovely Troper Tales section.
