This is discussion archived from a time before the current discussion method was installed.
Working Title: Lair of the Programmer: From YKTTW
Man Called True: What does the opening spiel translate into?
Scifantasy: Nothing literally; it's a sort of "dog German." Something that sounds vaguely German but isn't. If I had to provide a translation: "All tourists and nontechnical people, look here."
"The computer is not for poking and grabbing. If you do, you might snap the spring, blow the fuses, or cause popping and sparks."
"It's not for use by idiots. Rubberneckers and sightseers, keep your hands in your pockets."
"Relax and watch the blinking lights."
Latw PIAT: This page needs a picture. Specifically, it needs Lain.
prescience: Done. Pity there's not enough space for the Blinkenlights quote...
