Film / Honeymoon Academy

1990 romantic comedy/spy film involving a happily newlywed couple on their honeymoon in Spain, wherein the husband, Sean, discovers that his blushing bride, Chris, is in fact a government agent. Although she retired upon her marriage to Sean, Chris' old flame Alex blackmails her into helping him recover some counterfeit printing plates from a man named Lazos. Secretly after the playes as well as an ineffectual crime boss name Marls and his equally ineffectual henchmen, Slack and Lance, as well as violent sociopath Pitt.

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This film contains examples of:

• Dead Star Walking: Christopher Lee as Lazlos.
• Does Not Know His Own Strength: Slack.
• Face–Heel Turn: Chris' old boss Doris betrays her for....some reason.
• Grievous Harm with a Body: The assassin Pitt gets clobbered with Alex's corpse in Sean and Chris' hotel room.
• Halfhearted Henchman & Token Good Teammate: Upon being told to dispose of Chris and Sean, Slack lets them go instead. Of course, he doesn't do a complete Heel–Face Turn because later he goes back to assisting Marls.
• Jerkass: Alex.
• MacGuffin: The printing plates, as well as a snowglobe containing a key.
• Manchild: Lazos behaves very immaturely, insisting, "I can't help growing old, but I can help growing up."
• Neck Snap: Marls' neck is accidentally broken by Slack when he hits him in the chin with his elbow while trying to open a wine bottle. Marls spends the remainder of the film in a neckbrace.
• The Precious, Precious Car: Marls' Mercedes. Although it doesn't come to a bad end, he thinks it does.
• Psycho for Hire: Pitt.
• Trigger-Happy: Lance shoots Lazlos before finding out where the printing plates are.

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