Horrify the Above Troper

You are doomed to die by electrocution.

This is what a woman bat really looks like!;

edited 15th Feb '11 2:43:30 PM by Bisected8

That will kill you in your sleep, and I will rule the world!!

Rouge? She's really a TRANNY.

You are just a hopeless person all alone in a world that doesn't even notice you.

Let's keep this well and distinct from the Berserk Button thread.

Your campaign against bigotry is doomed to failure.

Frankly, all we are is dust in the wind.

edited 15th Feb '11 2:48:00 PM by MrW

One you will die. It will be a slow death. All of your memories will slowly fade. Eventually all your accomplishments and thoughts and loves will be eroded and your family will remember you as that old dumb shit AND NOTHING MORE.

edited 15th Feb '11 2:50:28 PM by fringeman

An entire thread has made your avatar redundant!

You do realize how easy internet-stalking is once you've posted your photo online, right? Especially as we tropers can be not as we seem.

Finally! I've been trying to tell you all week long. They're there, they're looking for you. They will find you unless you do what I say, do you understand? Don't look back, don't stop, and most importantly, don't-8-214HOIU9ajdwqoy9y &()*0uadsfO *)Adsujh y9ashd*(&O^(*Y&(#$%

edited 15th Feb '11 2:56:25 PM by betterthanstrawberry

Of your painful cleverness I do salute! I deeply acknowledge your sense of he;lp me help me im goint to gie as it shows that you are of great use in social situations. I bid you a very fond farewell in this big, magnicifent world!

edited 15th Feb '11 3:40:27 PM by Snicklin

Your toast has been burnt and no amount of scraping will remove the black parts!

Arson Murder And Jayawalking

edited 15th Feb '11 3:47:54 PM by Snicklin

Your misspeling will bring the end of the world!!

I am very disturbed by Knuckles's bios saying he is the last of his kind, where he really is

You are Rouge's child. Your PSL is incestuous!

You've just opened yourself up to an application of Muphry's Law, my friend, and it will eat you.

Most likely deliberately, I know.

Have you ever considered the possibility that one of those pastries you bake...might just be Snicklin?

edited 15th Feb '11 4:28:30 PM by SabresEdge

Your robots will rise against you.

I am disturbed by Knuckles's bios saying he is the Last of His Kind, when he really is not.

^^^Jaffa Cakes are not cakes, they are biscuits!

BISCUITS, DAMMIT.

^^ Your edge has gone blunt and rusty!

^ With SEGA returning to lighter and softer, Rouge will be phased out of future games!

I actually quite like Rouge.

edited 15th Feb '11 4:30:42 PM by SheWhoChewsGum

No, both McVittes and the taxman say that they're cakes. By law. The cited differences being the fact that they go hard rather than soggy when stale (they even baked a giant jaffa cake spoone cake to prove their point).

edited 15th Feb '11 4:32:02 PM by Bisected8

One day you shall meet a critic who decries your baked goods as tasteless and poorly textured. You know it will happen.

You will be bisected.

Rouge was created from a bat that was horribly mutated by Nazi scientists and bred with a human, creating the horrifying abomination we have today.

edited 15th Feb '11 4:39:52 PM by MrW

You will be raped to death today.

Read the above posts for what i am scared of other than something bad happening to Rouge or her being created horrifically.

My mom is stalking you right now holding a knife.