History Funny / FamiliarEvil

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--> '''Louise:''' [[SuddenlyShouting YOU PERVERT!!!]]
--> '''Satoshi:''' ''[calmly]'' She found the Playboys.
--> '''Sakura:''' ''[nods in agreement before smiling and shaking her head]]'' I told him he should have thrown those things out.

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** Saito doing a recording of Louise's reaction to the iconic " LukeIamYourFather " scene from ''Film/TheEmpireStrikesBack'', [[{{Troll}} and laughing at her shock]] at seeing the reveal for the first time, and her anger at him for the action.

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** After hearing that, Tabitha [[{{WhoWouldBeStupidEnough}} wonders how anyone could screw that up]], noting even a complete novice should be able to realise which way the bullets should go in, just before she notices Kirche awkwardly trying to reload her bullets, as she had done just that.

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* When Louise says that the Licker that attacked them wasn't a Hunter, Saito says "yeah, no shit". He's also nonplussed for a second when Louise names it.

* Saito, upon Louise stating an interest in learning about guns, reveals that he has a few Gun Magazines in his room, and the two begin looking for them. Unfortunately for him, Louise finds a [[PornStash very]]''[[PornStash different]]''[[PornStash kind of magazine under the bed.]] Saito, [[GenreSavvy realizing his life may be in danger,]] at first tries to claim he's holding onto it for a friend, and then that he [[IOnlyReadItForTheArticles "only reads it for the articles,"]] neither of which she buys. Cue a DescriptionCut to his parents enjoying some time to themselves in the living room, where they hear the aftermath and are completely unsurprised.

* Saito, upon Louise stating an interest in learning about guns, reveals that he has a few Gun Magazines in his room, and the two begin looking for them. Unfortunately for him, Louise finds a [[PornStash very]]''[[ PornStash different]]''[[PornStash kind of magazine under the bed.]] Saito, [[GenreSavvy realizing his life may be in danger,]] at first tries to claim he's holding onto it for a friend, and then that he [[IOnlyReadItForTheArticles "only reads it for the articles,"]] neither of which she buys. Cue a DescriptionCut to his parents enjoying some time to themselves in the living room, where they hear the aftermath and are completely unsurprised.

** After hearing that, Tabitha [[{{WhoWouldBeStupidEnough}} wonders how anyone could screw that up]], just before she notices Kirche awkwardly trying to reload her bullets, as she had done just that.

** After hearing that, Tabitha notices Kirche awkwardly trying to reload her bullets, as she had done just that.

** After hearing that, Tabitha heard Kirche had done just that.

** Saito doing a recording of Louise's reaction to the iconic " LukeIamYourFather " scene from ''Film/TheEmpireStrikesBack'', [[Troll and laughing at her shock]] at seeing the reveal for the first time, and her anger at him for the action.

--> Satoshi: ''[calmly]'' She found the Playboys.
--> Sakura: ''[nods in agreement before smiling and shaking her head]]'' I told him he should have thrown those things out.

--> '''LUPO: ''' Hold on! I'm coming in!
--> '''BERTHA: ''' No, don't! You-ugh, this is disgusting- you do ''not'' want to be in here!
--> '''VECTOR: ''' The smell is going through my mask! Uggh!

--> '''VECTOR: ''' No way. There's no way in ''hell'' those kids [[WhatanIdiot are desperate and stupid enough to go down there.]]
-->''[beat]''
-->'''VECTOR: ''' ''[[ThisisGoingtoSuck Sigh.]]'' They ''are'' that stupid and desperate, aren't they? God dammit...

* Louise relates a story about a student from a previous year, Caroline de Matthieu. Said studrnt summoned an adorable bear-like creature. The student adored it, but no matter what she did, she couldn't get it to eat, until, tragically, it died. The girl was heartbroken, and many students, including Louise, thought it was her own fault her familiar died. After running into a certain display at the zoo, however...

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* BERTHA and VECTOR walk into the reptile exhibit at the Zoo and come upon [[{{Squick}} Gorge's remains ]]. The two mercenaries are absolutely sick to their stomachs at the sight and smell(in spite of BERTHA being a trained medical professional and VECTOR being a trainee of HUNK himself and them both wearing gas masks), so much so to the point where their reactions of horror and disgust make LUPO think they're in trouble.

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-->'''VECTOR: ''' ''[[ThisisGoingtoSuck Sigh.]]'' They ''are'' that stupid and desperate, aren't they? God dammit..

-->''VECTOR: ''' ''[[ThisisGoingtoSuck Sigh.]]'' They ''are'' that stupid and desperate, aren't they? God dammit..

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!Main Story

* BERTHA and VECTOR walk into the reptile exhibit at the Zoo and come upon [[Squick Gorge's remains ]]. The two mercenaries are absolutely sick to their stomachs at the sight and smell(in spite of BERTHA being a trained medical professional and VECTOR being a trainee of HUNK himself and them both wearing gas masks), so much so to the point where their reactions of horror and disgust make LUPO think they're in trouble.

-->''VECTOR: ''' ''[[ThisisGoingtoSuck Sigh.]]'' They ''are'' that stupid and desperate, aren't they? God dammit..

* BERTHA and VECTOR walk into the reptile exhibit at the Zoo and come upon [[Squick Gorge's remains]]. The two mercenaries are absolutely sick to their stomachs at the sight and smell(in spite of BERTHA being a trained medical professional and VECTOR being a trainee of HUNK himself and them both wearing gas masks), so much so to the point where their reactions of horror and disgust make LUPO think they're in trouble.

* BERTHA and VECTOR walk into the reptile exhibit at the Zoo and come upon [[Squick Gorge's remains.]] The two mercenaries are absolutely sick to their stomachs at the sight and smell(in spite of BERTHA being a trained medical professional and VECTOR being a trainee of HUNK himself and them both wearing gas masks), so much so to the point where their reactions of horror and disgust make LUPO think they're in trouble.