"Five, seven, then five
Syllables mark a Haiku
Remarkable oaf."
Syllables mark a Haiku
Remarkable oaf."
— Haiku Girl, Avatar: The Last Airbender
Any moron can
write Haiku, just stop at the
seventeenth syllab-
write Haiku, just stop at the
seventeenth syllab-
— Seen in The Washington Post Style Invitational
Chorus of my song:
All the lines are seven long,
Unless they are five.
Chorus of my song:
Singing more is singing wrong;
Rhythm can't survive.
All the lines are seven long,
Unless they are five.
Chorus of my song:
Singing more is singing wrong;
Rhythm can't survive.
Howard: I've composed a haiku, in honor of this moment.
Kreese: Alright, drop it down.
Howard: Ninja rise from floor.
Red spray-paint ceiling and walls.
Jack is triumphant.
Kreese: 5, 7, 5, bitches.
Kreese: Alright, drop it down.
Howard: Ninja rise from floor.
Red spray-paint ceiling and walls.
Jack is triumphant.
Kreese: 5, 7, 5, bitches.
— MadWorld
Fakeem:: Look at you, chinky bitch,
make my trigger finger itch,
Get the hell out of my mall,
before I throw ya' through a wall.
Akira: I will bust my caps.
You are no match for my skill.
Prepare to die, pig.
Fakeem: Dayum, what the hell was that?
Akira: [shoots him] HAIKU, MOFO!
make my trigger finger itch,
Get the hell out of my mall,
before I throw ya' through a wall.
Akira: I will bust my caps.
You are no match for my skill.
Prepare to die, pig.
Fakeem: Dayum, what the hell was that?
Akira: [shoots him] HAIKU, MOFO!