Please, notice than some examples may be All There in the Manual or Word of God.
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Characters from the first game:
Pollardo (Dickard)
- Hero Protagonist: He and his brother give name to the game after all ...
- Designated Hero: ... But his fighting style can be rather dirty and it is implied that he cannot stop swearing, making him into some kind of AntiHero.
- Cool Bike: Does a sick flip with a realistic motorbike, making a flame explosion on landing.
- Heroic Mime: Doesn't talk unless you count the plentiful censored swearing when he gets hit.
- Psychic Powers: Can launch projectiles like Mike Jones.
- Big Ballof Violence: His 3 bar special invokes this.
- Money to Throw Away: In his victory animation he starts throwing money bills that perfectly stack on each other.
- Red Is Heroic: Even with some fire powers.
Feo (Ugly)
- Expy: A green colored protagonist that gets less attention and has a red brother.
- Gonk: That's what his name means.
- Multi-Melee Master: His moveset is based on using different weapons coming out of nowhere.
Diana
- Blood Magic: Can use it for some spell and Healing.
- Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot : A witch that works as a spy for the government and gave birth to a freaking JOJO.
Sombi
- Cute Bruiser: His attacks throw people around and his grab works on all opponents supplexing the hell out of them.
- Expy: Throws crosses in a similar manner to axes from Castlevania.
- Nightmare Face: His 3 bars special involves becoming feral charging, making the screen black if it connects and making some nasty bloody noises.
- Ridiculously Cute Critter : Can count as this or UglyCute .
Cabraman (Goatkid)
- Ensemble Dark Horse: With Matias the red robot.
- Game-Breaker: At least in the first game, with a special attack that refill the energy used to do it.
- Highly-Visible Ninja : A character with ninja moves, that dresses in a full body goat outfit
- Pint-Sized Powerhouse: The shortest character in the game, with a lot of strong phisical attacks.
- Turns Red: His attacks are stronger on low health.
Flor (Flower)
- Plant Person: She and her minions.
- Green Thumb: Uses plant related attacks.
- The Cameo: Can pull a Gaston head from the ground like a mandragora, that damages enemies by screaming barge.
- Fartillery: Her special attack involves burying underground and then showing her plant ass and farting a green stunning cloud.
- Tomboy: Implied with her manners and attacks.
- Abusive Parents: She uses her underlings to attack and blocking.
Dr.Distorto (Dr.Distortion)
- Evil Laugh: subverted.
- Evil Genius: If by evil you mean annoying.
- Ball Cannon: His ranged attack. Combined with an annoying sound.
- Critical Annoyance: He is very good at this.
Matias the red robot
- Adaptational Heroism :He isn't a villainous character in this game at all.
- The Cameo: One of [[Web Animation/Retropokon nostalgia skapokon recurring characters]], which at the same time is from a obscure game where he is the big bad.
- Deconstruction: A pretty odd example. After the events in Rise of the robots, he left his evil ways and found a telemarketing corporation.
- Memetic Badass: Not only a character that kick ass in the game, he is also an actually nice character InUniverse.
- Ensemble Dark Horse: One of the most liked characters.
- Crosses the Line Twice: One of his attacks involves throwing an atomic bomb with a peace symbol.
- Doppelgänger Attack: His 3 bar special, one of the most badass moves in the game even if it's so out of character.
Tumoron
- The Scrappy: Not a very liked character due to odd appearance , strange and wrong moveset.
- Crosses the Line Twice: He can throw Asian people. If that is not offensive enough they explode in a cloud of blood on impact.
- Some Dexterity Required: A pretty strong character when you learn his Metagame.
- Memetic Mutation: The 3 bar special is a shoop da woop.
- Mighty Glacier: He is the big-slow-strong guy of the game.
James
- Never Smile at a Crocodile: Even if he is a nice guy he is still a a huge freaking cocodrile.
- Most Wonderful Sound: His voice.
- Artificial Stupidity: One of James specials is unblockable and requires a simple jump to avoid it. The computer doesnt even try this.
Ettienne
- Enemy Mime: Implied, even if he looks freaked out.
- Everyone Hates Mimes: What is a mime doing in a fighting tournament anyway.
- The Voiceless: He is a mime.
- Memetic Badass: Normally seen as a character so powerful that could be a boss in game.
- Ensemble Dark Horse: Thanks to being both hilarious and badass.
- Car Fu: Can run over people with a bicycle.
- Crosses the Line Twice: His French stereotypes are outrageous, from attacking with baguettes or summoning a huge Eiffel tower with an angry face, cartoony shoes and riding a skateboard.
Calaverino (Skully)
- Animesque: Her eyes are huge and expressive.
- Non-Standard Character Design: One of the first characters to be extra detailed.
- The Alcoholic: She can drink beer with her taunt, sometimes letting out a belch similar to Olorum Makinesi.
- Official Couple: With Olorum Makinesi, they have a kid that becomes a fighter in the second game.
Agent 777
- Flunky Boss: His moveset involves using agents that do the special attacks.
- Paranoia Fuel: Not only that the agents seem to come out of nowhere, the red agent can be the most unexpected due to the main agent short animation and the attack delay.
- You All Look Familiar: The only thing that changes is the skin colour.
- Expy: Of agent 007. Even with Double O´seven voice.
- More Dakka: Uses multiple guns but the 3 bars special specially.
Juez castigo (Judge Punishment)
- Namesto Run Awayfrom Really Fast: Played with. He doesn't look too intimidating.
- Expy: The parrot can spit eggs and crouch walk.
- Sudden Anatomy: His eyes can change in a weirdly intimidating way.
Gregor
- Genius Bonus: Who expected a literature reference so obscure in such a ludicrous game?
- Squick: Not only he is a giant roach, he can summon other tiny roaches and puke.
- Dance Battler: He can do ballerina spins in the air.
- Some Dexterity Required: A complex character what requires a smart use of his moveset and hitboxes to be useful.
Olorum Makinesi
- Ass Shove: He can shit out a giant steel beam.
- Grossout Show: Compared to other characters he is pretty much the gross one.
- Gasshole: Can belch on command, it is so effective that it can make people trip or lose special meter.
- Kill It with Fire: A reference of Frollo or his memetic version.
- Punny Name: Smell-um machinesi.
Perolo
- Foil: to Manzanorro.
- Lantern Jawof Justice: He got an ass chin.
- Non-Standard Character Design: He looks like a bastard cousin of the peanut butter jelly time banana.
Manzanorro
- ^* Moveset Clone
- Foil: to Perolo.
- Non-Standard Character Design: He got arms. Freakshly buff arms.
Mr Tok
- Non-Standard Character Design: A bit of an extra detailed and fluid character on top of that.
- Battle Aura: One of his attacks where he charges to the opponent and beat the shit out of them while being covered in a red aura.
- Crutch Character: A strong and handy character to learn the basics, without nothing that is really gamebreaking.
- Glass Cannon: One of the faster and stronger characters, but not the most resistant one. He also launchs himself with a cannon as a ranged attack.
- Furry Reminder: When walking he becomes more chicken shaped.
- Cruel and Unusual Death: When defeated he becomes a bucket of fried chicken.
- Musical Assassin: Both by attacking with a instrument and music.
Mr Moai
- Stylistic Suck: His animations to a comically extreme.
- Mighty Glacier: He is the biggest and slowest character.
- This Looks Likea Jobfor Aquaman: Ironically, his moveset works better against tall opponents.
- Expy: Not only is a reference to real life moais, but to a one-off character from the simpsons and can even praise the sun.
Characters from the second game:
Pollardo Jr (Dickard Jr)
- Designated Hero: He is a heroic character. Kinda.
- Crutch Character: Can do some serious damage with single attacks but he doesnt have very flashy moves or combos.
- Skill Gate Characters: A good character for new players but some experienced player in the game´s meta may find him too simple.
- Expy: Of Jotaro and Dio. Oddly.
- No Fourth Wall: He can attack with captions.
- Some Dexterity Required: To proper use his dodge-punch move.
Maestro Banana (Banana Masters)
- Expy: He looks like the heroic cousin of the peanut butter jelly time banana.
- Shotoclone: Borrow some attacks from Ryu, Ken and Gouki. But his moveset is a mixup of some more street fighters characters.
Mina
- Action Bomb: Her moveset is based on detonating herself.
- Bratty Teenage Daughter: The hot headed daughter of Matias the red robot.
- Cast From Health Points: Her main gimmick.
- Critical Existence Failure: She can explode until she empties her health.
- Cartoon Bomb: Her apperance is a mix of this and robot.
- Recruit Teenagerswith Attitude: Implied.
Cabraman
Matias the red robot
Clyde
Deatho
Diablo
Dr.Distorto
Flor
Fry
Gansta Claus
Guitar Kid
Gummy
Gyakachan
Internet Explorer
Kabuki
Mary
Millenium man
Mochigan
Mothgirl
Olorum piratesi
Acuchillador (slasher)
Stella