UNDER CONSTRUCTION!
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Main Characters
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Beowulf Baker
I’m from here, actually… My family lives in town; they are bakers and butchers by trade. I was recruited into the army for… well, obvious reasons. But I don’t really like fighting much, which is why I’m happy to be recruited into the royal guard rather than get sent out on the front lines..
A big dummy with an even bigger heart.— Beowulf
- Beautiful Singing Voice:
- Bodyguard Crush: (in reference to Thedrick.) Inverted, seeing as the crush comes before Beowulf swears to protect Thedrick.Beowulf: I’ll keep you safe from now on.
- Gentle Giant: Beowulf stands at a staggering 7'0''.
- Kind Hearted Simpleton: The very definition of one.
- Pet the Dog: One of Beowulf's character establishing moments is when he takes a stand against the other soldiers to protect a small black cat from being drowned.
- Surprisingly Gentle Song: Beowulf's lullaby.
Thedrick Červenka
I’m proud of my work as well. This outfit signifies I am the funniest guy in the entire kingdom, which is quite the feat considering how many fools we have around here.
A mischevious little guy who's hiding a secret.— Thedrick
- Beautiful Singing Voice: Word of God says that Thedrick actually can sing, he just chooses to sing silly things.
- Break Up Make Up: With Emil. The breakup occurs before the story.
- Court Jester: Self-explanatory.
- Horny Bard: Perhaps a little too much. Just kidding! Subversion—turns out the queen wasn't the only one he managed to steal the heart of.
Balthasar Olbrecht
Well, if you are going to keep hiding in here, you better keep quiet, or I’ll kill you myself.
A no-nonsense chirurgeon with a soft spot for the people he claims not to care about.— Balthasar
Emil Rosenthorne
FOOL! I thought I made it clear what would happen to you if I caught you skulking around here again!
An insufferable asshole that eventually becomes a slightly less insufferable asshole.— Emil
- Fan Nickname: The mean girl. He is also referred to as a mean girl on the official website.
- Pretty Boy: Emil is referred to as pretty several times, to the point where it's become a defining characteristic.Beowulf: Pretty boy… you have to go help Thedrick! Take ‘im a blanket or somethin’... poor little guy must be so cold and alone…
Cassian Hunter
So, you two, are you...?
— Beowulf [in reference to Balthasar]
Don’t make me order you to run double time, soldier.
May be a little straightforward, but cares about his soldiers. Well. Some of them, at least.— Cassian [glaring]
- Father to His Men: Cassian treats Beowulf like a nephew he's particularly fond of. Later on, he develops a bond with Emil, although significantly less overt.
- Reformed Bully: Cassian was quite the asshole growing up—turns out he just didn't know how to cope with his attraction to Balthasar. Too bad he existed before the subreddit r/AITA.
- Rivalry as Courtship:So, Cassian started trying to flirt with Balthasar. While superficially this seemed to anger the chirurgeon, Cassian was sure he could see another emotion in his eyes as well, a certain spark of interest. This became a fun little game between them of push and pull, of Cassian coming onto Balthasar and then the chirurgeon threatening him, usually with a knife.
- Survivor Guilt: Cassian feels horrible about leading his unit into a trap, and still has nightmares about it.The guilt felt like a dark, slithering thing in his guts, which twisted and coiled around itself. He felt like he wanted to be sick.
- Veteran Instructor: Cassian's job is to teach the new recruits to fight. Unfortunately, most of them do not learn very much (and not for lack of trying on Cassian's part).