There are just way too many things Ghost says on a regular basis.
- Normal:
- How's it goin' folks? And thank you very much for tuning in with me...to another edition of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast. And of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
- We are now in the second (or third and final) hour of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast, and of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
- "Now, I think it's time for everybody's favorite part of the broadcast, AND I'M TALKIN' ABOUT RADIO GRAFFITI!"
- "Let's get to Radio Graffiti...RIIIIGHT NOW!!!!"
- "(Area code/Skype name), Radio Graffiti."
- And when he's particularly pissed: "Radio goddamn/frickin Graffiti"
- "I'm a melting pot of friendship!!"
- "You know it and I know it."
- "Spread it around LIKE WAHLDFAUR!"
- "Use and abuse those [sharing] buttons!"
- "I mean it's just a frickin' click!"
- "Excuse my French."
- "...I think it's about time to play everyone's favorite game, it's Guess the Minority!"
- "You're a Mexican."
- "I freakin' love this game, man!"
- "Greasy jelly-ass Hambooooooooooone!"
- "I'M NOT A FREAKIN' HAMBONE!"
- "And that, my friends, is the markets, for your ass!"
- "Come on and RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIISEEEE UP, Russia! Take yer shirt off!"
- "___ ON THE NEXT FREAKIN' GERALDO!"
- "I ain't jokin' around!"
- "Those are the markets, for your ass!"
- "There's the Whoremaster!" [british accent] "Oh yes, I am the Whoremaster, oh yes."
- "Hey, Jahooties, HOW ABOUT A HAM SANDWICH!?"
- Keep eating fatty! KEEP EATING!
- "I'M JUST SAYING! I'm just saying."
- "And remember folks, long term investment reigns supreme."
- Reactions
- "...argh Jesus Christ..."
- "... GET 'EM OFF!"
- "... shove it up your ass!"
- "You sorry sacks of crap!"
- "You stupid milky-licker."
- "You sad/sick/stupid son of a bitch."
- "Shut up, ya stupid moron!"
- "I never said that!"
- "That's a splice!" ("You know it an' I know it!")
- "You're takin' too long."
- "...Helen Keller deaf-mutes."
- "...you're playin' with your peter-popper." (or pecker-shaft)
- "...Aww, AWWWWW, he hung up!"
- "Call 'im back! CALL HIS ASS BACK!"
- "I AM NOT A JEW!"
- "I use yamakas for coffee filters!"
- "Take about ten steps away from my freaking butt-crack!"
- "Goddamn INTERNET BUTTSTALKERS!"
- "My heart's beatin' like a rabbit!"
- "Oh yeah, real funny! HAW HAW HAW!"
- Rage mode
- We are now in the second/third and final hour of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast...*sigh* AND I'M YOUR HOST, THE MAN THEY CALL GHOST, YADA YADA YADA!
- "Look at this, THEY'RE LAUGHING! THEY'RE LAUGHING!"
- "I am taking the necessary steps to get punitive damages, OUTTA YOUR ASS!!!"
- "I've got two words for you. Two words! PUNITIVE! DAMAGES!"
- "I'M SHOOTIN' GODDAMN PEARLS AT YOU IDIOTS!"
- "Gimme the mic. GIMME THE GODDAMN MIC!!"
- "Get this [fuckin'] mic outta my face. GET OUTTA MY FACE!" *cans.wav*
- "I WISH THIS WAS YOUR FACE!" *smash smash smash*
- "THEY'RE FRUITIN' UP!!"
- "YOU'RE TURNIN' IT INTO FRUITBOWL WEDNESDAY!!"
- "Their assholes are puckerin'!"
- "WHERE'RE THE PARENTS?! WHERE'RE THE PARENTS?!"
- "SCUMBAGS!"
- "Implement chatroom martial law, Engineer! IMPLEMENT CHATROOM MARTIAL LAW!"
- "I'M GAGGIN' OVER HERE! I'M GAGGIN'!"
- "I'm jaded man. I mean, I'M DEPRESSED!"
- "I'M A CAPITALIST! AND I DESERVE RESPECT ACCORDING TO THAT TITLE!"
- "I don't have to be here, you know; I COULD BE ON 6TH STREET!!"
- "YOU'RE PERVERTED!"
- "THAT'S IT! STICK A FORK IN ME, I'M DONE!"
- "GET ME OUTTA HERE, ENGINEER!"
- "I JUST FREAKIN' SAID THAT!!"
- "THAT'S IT! No more Twitter Shout-Outs!"
- The sun is warm...the grass is green... [Beat] AND THERE'S THAT GODDAMN PANDA! [cans.wav] WHAT THE HELL IS THAT PANDA DOING HERE!?
- I’ve got PRODUCTION NOTES!! I’ve got production notes that I HAND WRITE!!
- LOOK AT MY GAB! CHECK OUT MY GAB!
- I’M NOT A “FEELS BAD, MAN”!
- Conspiracy mode
- You can't make this up folks!
- Question everything!
- WAKE UP!
- The Trolls
- 213/Ghetto Capitalist has "Ghost, baby, what's going on?"
- "We've got our EBT cards, baby!"
- 347 has "SUCK MY DIIIIICK!"
- Tub Guy has "Oh my!"
- "It will be totally legit!"
- 661 has "Surgeradio.org"
- Ghost often reacts with "Yeah, we got it, DDoS that, alright."
- "It's me, Asho." (*groan*)
- Note Party/Tri$ha has "Hey Ghost, it's meeee!"
- Shut Up Mom has, well, "SHUT UP, MOM!"
- KaraszKun has "Do you want me to stick around for a while?"
- 111/The Internet Buttstalker has "baby buns".
- 213/Ghetto Capitalist has "Ghost, baby, what's going on?"