Inspired by Jacksfilms’s Yesterday I Asked You series, or YIAY for short. I’m going to ask a Jacksfilms-style question, and other posters must give humorous answers. Tomorrow, I will repeat the question and give my favorite answers. I will then let another poster ask a new question, and the cycle repeats (at least) every day.
If the original poster isn’t available to give their favorite answers, another poster is free to step in and give theirs (barring their own).
I have a question for you. Describe TV Tropes in just 4 words.
Edited by PurpleEyedGuma on Aug 11th 2022 at 10:10:39 AM
What, me worry?
If you're going to play Russian Roulette, never use a clipped gun...
Lu-cha! Lu-cha! Lu-cha!
The moose took my money and I wanted it back.
Help me. I can't get it out of my head.
Master of the Multiverse (He/Him/His)
An unsuspecting truck hit me while I was crossing the street to get to my hotel.
Everything that lives is designed to end...
I got hired as a dildo tester. Probably should have taken it slower. (By the way, my review: product will probably have limited appeal to consumers.)
Trimming the hedges, one trope at a time.
The They who said it
Walking in through the door of the emergency room.
Fuse Man
Being hired as a Doctor.
All the boringness of a normal hospital, but without the laying in bed and watching TV.
Prepare to diode.
Very Spooky
“Well, I didn’t know it had a garbage disposal.”
back lol
LCdr. SPARTAN-D421
Plasma burns... not pretty.
Heroes are remembered, but Spartans never die.
World's Most Boring Man
I tried to staple my shopping list onto the notice board. Forgot I'd written it on my hand.
"Ah, no, I'm fine" - Father Paul Stone
Don't Try It
Yesterday I have asked the dumbest ways to end up in the emergency room, here are my favorite answers.
"If you're going to play Russian Roulette, never use a clipped gun..." -Matthew L Mayfield
"I tried to staple my shopping list onto the notice board. Forgot I'd written it on my hand." -Tom T
"So the other day I was gonna see Dune: Part Two, and I wanted some popcorn…" -Canuck Mc Duck 1 (To shreds you say...)
"The cactus looked like it needed a hug." -Completely Normal Guy
"I tried playing pattycake with a baby bear, their mom was not receptive." -Tropers/Superjohn
It's Over Anakin, I have the high ground!
The Wanderer
Gun to your head, what are your last words?
BREAKING: Scaramouche Reportedly Caught Doing the Fandango
The King Without a Kingdom
I'm the least of your problems right now, go ahead.
It's been 3000 years…
The Unbreakable Spear
A kiss for luck?
In battle, we are reborn.
Freedom.
welp, guess this is why they say "If you're going to play Russian Roulette, never use a clipped gun..."
Welp, add that to the list of Terrible Ideas That I Knew Were Terrible Ideas But Did Anyway...
Worry
How appropriately American.
"I guess I just don't want you to feel like you're nothing. I don't want anybody to feel like that."
"Can you see what I see?"
"According to all known laws of aviation..."
Ever wanted to see the most inexplicably horrifying intro to a game ever?
Lu-cha! Lu-cha! Lu-cha!
“What are you going to do? Shoot me?”
Help me. I can't get it out of my head.
Anime Guy
"Oh I was looking for that gun!"
I’m sorry, but you have Stage 9 Animes.
Am I a weirdo?
Mama, killed by a man
He put a gun against my head
Pulled the trigger, now I'm dead
inkonveniently inkonsistent
your fly's down
Edited by inkuiry on Apr 21st 2024 at 8:53:32 AM
from here on out, it's all bee puns and 16th century humor without historical context
totally non-filler title
hey, are you sure that thing's loaded?
i can't believe nor even fathom that he visited his friend! the audacity!
Master of the Multiverse (He/Him/His)
This world sucks! It gave me zero purpose! To all of you people who still need me: Kiss my ass!
Edited by YourEternalTroper on Apr 21st 2024 at 10:03:19 PM
Everything that lives is designed to end...
So, maybe you shouldn’t listen to those whispers inside your head…
In battle, we are reborn.