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Now's start the nominations for the first season of the reboot!
Team Powerful
Reserve: Team Public Service
Edited by wingedcatgirl on Sep 27th 2023 at 8:51:59 AM
Me as a Merman
- Bloody Hokuto goes insane after watching a fucking Let's Play of Street Fighter all-night.
- Gillius is now fucking dead.
- Tantor, you are now on the bitch-ass naughty list.
- Can Rydia even fucking breathe underwater?
- Shadow Link is now on the bitch-ass naughty list.
- Chansey, kidnapping a nominator is a good way to get you on the bitch-ass naughty list.
- And there is now a fucking Kung Fu Panda stage in Super Smash Bros.
- Birdo/Audino, stop damn fighting you two.
- Rift Mario and Tammy play Russian Roulette with fucking toy guns.
- Ghidorah, killing three tributes is a good way to get you on the bitch-ass naughty list.
- Jagen fucking runs away from Wooloo and Shy Guy, as he incorrectly thinks that the bitch-ass sheep will timewreck him.
- Akiko's favorite food is something that isn't fucking known right now, so I'm gonna state that she is drooling over some damn cookies.
- Heh, that t-shirt Odin got really is fucking funny.
- Centro plays a fucking bizarre version of Steins;Gate where Luka is a boss character.
Three
- Odin enjoys being petted like a damn cat.
- 2013!Daisy gets fucking invited to a talk show.
- For the record, the Oxtra Presenters so far have zero damn kills. Some motherfuckers could learn a thing or two from them.
- We'll fucking see about that, Loona.
- Nikolai is now fucking dead.
- Audino invokes the fucking My Death Is Just the Beginning trope.
- Tooru, does Jagen look like some fucking dog monster to you?
- Which bitch-ass planet do you want to live in instead, Penty?
- Light Blue Shy Guy, naughty list for you.
- James, cutting someone's fingers off is a good way to get you on the bitch-ass naughty list.
- Centro wants some damn food.
- Luka becomes a fucking sentient piece of Kentucky Fried Chicken.
- Janne wins a fucking yodeling contest.
- And Shadow Link is now fucking dead.
Tributes - Gillius, Noah, Harrier, Volibear, Sein, Nikolai, Audino, Bloody Hokuto, Shadow Link
BTW, please call me Jake.
Mother Glasc and her loyal butler
Aw dam Voli’s dead. Tammy better not fail me. DO IT FOR YOUR CHILD!!!!! 
Fennekin
Huh, another Street Fighter tribute dies in a Mortal Kombat event. But then again, given she's Bloody Hokuto, that should be expected.
Straightforward
Can't leave me in peace...
At least for the first time I have a tribute that is using "he/him" pronouns making it past the third update.
...
"Can you see what I see?"
The sim was always a Nintendo kid.
Ever wanted to see the most inexplicably horrifying intro to a game ever?
At least Volibear can take pride in the fact that it took Godzilla's archenemy to defeat him.
Also, is the Pokeball in the blender kill meant to be a reference to anything in particular?
tantor. i don't like how obsessed with jay you're being tantor. stop it tantor.
be nice to benjamin it's not his fault he got beat up by a microbe
Me as a Merman
- Tammy, naughty list for you, bitch.
- Oxbox Presenters died while fucking failing to kill another tribute. Those motherfuckers got karma if you ask me.
- Akiko is now small as fuck.
- Four tributes couldn't escape a bitch-ass escape room.
- Finding the James Bastard
- Pepoyo is now on a fucking museum.
- Chansey gets killed by a damn duck out of all things.
- Orange Birdo, you shouldn't have been so fucking pissed there because you died because of how fucking angry you were.
- Wooloo is fucking pissed at Rift Mario dabbing, and unlike the Orange Birdo, the fucking sheep remains alive and well.
- Green Birdo commits fucking suicide.
- Skar King, while you stole that bitch-ass cookie jar, the fact that you admited to it keeps you off the bitch-ass naughty list.
- Rydia, that is a fucking terrible idea. Why the fuck would you want to get yourself sick?
Four
- Seems like Daisy doesn't fucking ship this dog with this kaiju.
- Looks like Stark is damn afraid of getting his fucking burgers criticized by Gordon Ramsay.
- Penty: (singing) "I'm a spy. I'm a spy. I'm a spy."
- Rest in fucking peace, Oxtra Presenters.
- Was that same fucking duck who killed Chansey earlier?
- Faust dies while literally giving a fucking last laugh.
- The Ultimate Lifeform fucking became the Ultimate Shapeshifter.
- Toshi, please be more fucking humble.
- Centro, naughty list for you, bastard.
- Ghidorah, what the fuck did you just write?
- Peachette now has a bitch-ass copy of this.
- Tooru catches a damn silverfish.
Tributes - Stolas, Oxbox Presenters, Chansey, Orange Birdo, Green Birdo, Oxtra Presenters, Keiki, Faust
Edited by MummyGaGa on May 3rd 2024 at 11:35:28 AM
BTW, please call me Jake.
Why would an anthropomorphic dog man even think about shacking up with a giant ape, let alone one like Skar King? Why would Skar King even go along with it? Such a cursed crack ship.
Ghidorah, plz stop goofing around and go back to racking up kills.
Edited by IchigoMontoya on May 2nd 2024 at 8:16:01 AM
Unfettered Gouyoku Mastermind
Welp, can’t believe the Gouyoku Alliance paid Aflac to put a hit out on Keiki. Guess that means my run ends early this season.
Just Linie
I think Stark learned how to cook burger with Frieren since the latter already did it once in the source material, I think his burger is decent, but your customer is Gordon Ramsay? Well, good luck
Straightforward
I think at least I should be grateful for someone making it past the fourth day...
At least, considering that every time I would try to nominate a male, they die early - this included the duo tribute that contained both a male and female in an earlier season.
...
crazed fangirl hunts down theories (she/they)
Seems like Loona has found Casu Martzu's corpse from Season 321. Why is it still laying there?
I'm just a psycho, babe! Come and go out my mind. I didn't lose it, babe! There wasn't much to find.
Dagded Dujardin
Seems like Shi Long's rule as Empress of China impressed Japan for whatever reason
"Bingo! If two species hate each other, they will wipe each other out on their own."
Mother Glasc and her loyal butler
I knew Tammy was gonna kill someone. (Claps)
Basically girl Beetlejuice and a big candle, but the skins are better than they sound.
Space Molly Weasley
[1] ~Ichigo Montoya Well, obviously, it's a Pokemon ref, just not to any of the games 'cuz they don't allow gore there, unlike Palworld. (shot)
Anyway, I agree with Kaf, what's Tantor got against Jay? Was it his sheep form giving him the Primal Fear of wolves?
But good thing those were fake guns Tammy played Russian Roulette with, but at least Ghidorah made her ghiddy. (Rimshot)
Also, the Oxtra Presenters implied that the Green Birdo never ate a loaf of bread, not even once, while I don't blame James for amputating that giant monke's fingers — he could've been fatally squashed between them!
But yeah... my apologies to CAC for telling him a half-truth about Bloody Hokuto in PMs because we weren't sure of that ship event between her and the Shy Guy, but I didn't want to spoil the fact that it was fatal.
Tammy: Hey hey hey... STAY OUT OF MY CRECHE!!!
And Ichi, at least Skarbai isn't illegal as per the Watchlist standards, but I don't blame you for agreeing with 2013!Daisy on how cursed it is.
Edited by TroperNo9001 on May 3rd 2024 at 8:02:21 PM
"Anemone dear, I know you want to be more independent from me, but... please take care, okay?"
Me as a Merman
- And we start this damn update with Centro using a bitch-ass chainsaw to open a letter.
- Looks like Dorothy fucking died off-screen.
- Daisy wins a bitch-ass award.
- Shadow does a bitch-ass remix of this song.
- Well, it's true that chimps can't actually fucking shed tears.
- Did Rift Mario mistake this Odin for the fucking Odin from Norse Mythology?
- Stark tried to hide a fucking puppy from Tammy.
- Akiko, why the fuck would you do that?
- Jagen gets fucking sold to the Devil (from the Bible).
- Jay is wearing some fucking leather pants.
- Janne wins a fucking mud-wrestling contest.
- Ghidorah, performing an illegal operation is a good way to keep you on the bitch-ass naughty list if you hadn't died there.
- Shi Long, naughty list for you, bitch.
- Now, where have I seen this fucking AU before?
Five
- Melinoe, naughty list for you, bitch.
- Luka, for attempting to kill a motherfucker, you're on the bitch-ass naughty list.
- The Statue of Marble and Brass does some damn golfing.
- Tooru fucking transforms into something.
- Looks like Shadow want some fucking candy apples.
- Odin thinks that him and three other mothefuckers are in a fucking shared coma dream.
- Wooloo states "Only in Panem" after splashing some damn water onto Skar King (which turns him into a fucking merkaiju which is very fitting considering how this month is fucking mermay).
- OOC Note: The event I rolled for Skar King btw- (Player1) and (Player2) are transformed into merfolk when (Player3) splashes water on them.
- And Akiko is now fucking dead.
- Tammy wants to be a fucking ball? That's one weird fucking desire there.
Tributes - Dorothy, Ghidorah, Tantor, Akiko
BTW, please call me Jake.
24 times around the sun.
Looks like Jagen has been demoted from a Paladin to a Level 1 Cavalier.
And he belongs to Satan now.
Big ol' Nintendo and mistery genre nerd. / Just call me Map for short. / Avatar made by me.
Of course Ghidorah dies an unceremoniously stupid death before he could get more kills.
Skar King, you're a giant monke, how could you have lost to a normal-sized human?
Space Molly Weasley
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Why ask that when Godzilla himself was fatally Worfed by someone much tinier than him last season?
But regardless, welp, Shi Long yeeted out Tantor much easier thanks to the latter's sheep form. RIP.
And considering that Tammy killed Stolas previously, I don't blame Stark for hiding his new puppy from her.
Edited by TroperNo9001 on May 4th 2024 at 1:57:35 AM
"Anemone dear, I know you want to be more independent from me, but... please take care, okay?"
Fennekin
It's okay, 9001, I understand. Anyway, didn't expect Shadow to like candy apples.
Straightforward
STOP! STOP! I know we won't be able to win Mass Murderer, but if we can't, just try to keep your 0 kills status, Luka!
This is the thing that is a death flag for tributes that I previously nominated!
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Me as a Merman
- And we start the update with a fucking prank call.
- Penty went through a fucking Karmic Death if you ask me.
- Tooru, naughty list for you, bastard.
- Toshi is now damn broke.
- Shi Long does some fucking Milkman Conspiracy investigating.
- Of course, the fucking edgehog enjoys the Dark Fic Peachette wrote.
- The Statue of Marble and Brass incorrectly feels it would get fucking timewecked if it didn't accept Wooloo's offer, so it said yes to the fucking sheep.
- James does some damn saxophone-playing.
- Luka and Centro does some damn Pokemon-trading.
- Stark gets crowded by his fucking fans.
- And Melinoe is now fucking dead.
- Jay, for that, you're staying on the bitch-ass naughty list.
Six
- Ao Bai is fucking dead, and Light Blue Shy Guy is fucking surprised at how unsurprised he is towards how the dog died.
- And the Statue of Marble and Brass is now fucking rabid.
- Given how one Wooloo is capable of timewrecking 16 motherfuckers, I'm not very surprised that that another Wooloo is fucking capable of slicing a volcando in half.
- Gordon is being a bitch-ass Jerkass as usual, but Tooru takes his insults surprsingly fucking well.
- Luka, Peachette, and Shi Long are playing fucking poker together.
- Toshi, naughty list for you, bastard. And Loona, you are already on the bitch-ass naughty list to begin with.
- Given how Rift Mario is already a bitch-ass evil doppelganger to begin with, I guess he fucking defeated an evil doppelganger of an evil doppelganger.
- Jagen, why the fuck would you want to hide that info?
- Toyohisa, naughty list for you, bastard.
- Why the fuck is Tammy sad?
Tributes - Penty, Skar King, Melinoe, Rydia, Ao Bai, Janne, Jay
BTW, please call me Jake.
Space Molly Weasley
I guess this Wooloo's Ability is not Fluffy, otherwise, it would've burned to a crisp back there.
Also, I guess Tammy regrets that kill she made earlier, or she just misses Cal or their baby.
"Anemone dear, I know you want to be more independent from me, but... please take care, okay?"
Edited by moxeden on May 2nd 2024 at 6:26:18 PM
I'm just a psycho, babe! Come and go out my mind. I didn't lose it, babe! There wasn't much to find.