Comments: A kink meme classic. It does have an Eames who can't spell, as a fair warning, but it's one of the funniest Inception fics I've ever read. Oh, and yes, the website exists now.
Seconded by 20thcenturyvole - this is freaking adorable, and Yusef and Ariadne get great bit-parts.
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