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pselk Since: Dec, 1969
02/01/2014 19:43:27 •••

Don't Even Bother...just don't.

I know I'm going to get a lot of flack for putting this out here, but I am anyway: There are no likeable characters in this story. You may think you like one character or the other, but at one point, you realize-you don't. They're boring, bland, and too many of them. Furthermore, the "chat logs"...holy crap, where to begin with them? The logs are most certainly the least fun way to reveal a plot point. Don't get me wrong, I like reading, but when I have to slog through several lines worth of moronic dialogue which doesn't even have to do with the plot itself, it gets tedious. I could have more fun reading my Grandma's text messages. Or maybe reading 700 birthday cards in one sitting. Sure, there's pretty music and funny dialogue in some places, but, seriously-when I have to slog through a bland chapter with one character in hopes of an important plot point surfacing and it changes characters abruptly? No, just....no. Also, the minigames? Why even bother having a score for these pointless thrown-together bits of Flash? Once you go to the next "page", your score is all for naught. This lost momentum fast and now it's at a boring standstill, flat characters who do nothing but stand around, and make "funny" inside jokes and references is not fun. It's boring. And it gets old really, really fast. In short, if you want to be so bored and utterly confused that your mind may actually leak out of your ears, then yes, this game is for you. But, if you want to keep your sanity and keep your computer un-punched, then no, absolutely not. This game ends up being an elaborate waste of time.

doctrainAUM Since: Aug, 2010
12/14/2012 00:00:00

I was going to debate your opinions before realizing that would be wrong. Then I noticed that you called Homestuck a "game", which is just bizarre.

"What's out there? What's waiting for me?"
pselk Since: Dec, 1969
12/14/2012 00:00:00

What was I supposed to call it? Some people say "No! It's a game!" and other people say "No stupid! It's a comic!" So, I don't know...

doctrainAUM Since: Aug, 2010
12/14/2012 00:00:00

Given that it's located in the webcomic namespace, and everybody but a few die-hards refer to it as a webcomic, I'd go with that.

"What's out there? What's waiting for me?"
pselk Since: Dec, 1969
12/14/2012 00:00:00

Fair enough. I'm tired and grumpy, gimme a break. :P

llawliet Since: Jun, 2009
12/14/2012 00:00:00

Agree to disagree. I'm already in Act 6, and except for a few minor complaints here and there I'm still enjoying it.

If anyone else has the same handle, send a message to yourself. I'll see if I can change my name if needed.
Medinoc Since: Jan, 2001
12/15/2012 00:00:00

I just checked, the only minigame I remember with a "high score" function sends it to an off-site leaderboard, so it's anything but "all for naught".

"And as long as a sack of shit is not a good thing to be, chivalry will never die."
pselk Since: Dec, 1969
12/15/2012 00:00:00

But ask yourself this: Will anyone even bother to look at the leaderboard if it's not right there in their face?

Medinoc Since: Jan, 2001
12/18/2012 00:00:00

It's right there as you save your high score. That's the best moment to compare your score to the others.

"And as long as a sack of shit is not a good thing to be, chivalry will never die."
NegiSpringfield Since: Apr, 2010
12/20/2012 00:00:00

I played it after playing the VN Katawa Shoujo, so it felt like the same type of mindless reading and clicking.

"Our Magic is not omnipotent... a little bit of courage is the real magic."
animenutcase Since: Jan, 2001
12/23/2012 00:00:00

"You may think you like one character or the other, but at one point, you realize-you don't."

I see. I was under the impression that I liked the characters (perhaps some more than others), but thanks to your review I have realized that I (along with the thousands of other people who read the comic) don't. I mean, I figured I would know if I liked a certain character or not, but apparently someone I don't even know has a better grasp on my opinion than I do. Thanks!

BaronessSamedi Since: Jan, 2012
12/26/2012 00:00:00

With all the negative comments on here, I guess I should post a positive one. I agree with the character thing. Every time I went "Hey, this character may actually be half-way decent!" they suddenly changed to a new character, or said character did something so utterly moronic that I lost interest.

Also, the kudzu plot. I loathe the kudzu plot. I think it was around that rather pointless "The kids' guardians combined their DNA, and John clones them all!" (Or whatever was going on there. It's been a while, and I've completely given up on following the plot) The kudzu plot in general is a trope that just needs to die. It's messy, lazy story-telling, and it's no better here.

I also agree on the humor. I never found it funny, and sometime after Act 5 I just started skipping the chatlogs all together. I really don't want to slog through swear-laden high-school humor in the hopes that some of it might actually tie into a plot that's far too sprawling and disjointed to be enjoyable.

I do like the music bits, though. I pay attention to those. Even though I hardly know what's going on anymore. Not that I knew what was going on before, because the author apparently doesn't care for tight, well-written plotting.

And I'm sure to be attacked for this, but ah well. It's nice to vent every now and then.

Nyarly Since: Feb, 2012
01/16/2013 00:00:00

When will people learn that dictating what other people should think and feel is condescending and bad style? Good thing is that, like the "Don't Read Homestuck" one, it's right in the title, so you already know that you shouldn't expect much.

People aren't as awful as the internet makes them out to be.
kay4today Since: Jan, 2011
01/16/2013 00:00:00

Not to mention pretty much telling us that we're definitely "going to dislike these characters".

Eyorecomedy Since: Feb, 2013
10/08/2013 00:00:00

I know right? I for one like pretty much every character in homestuck.

Eyorecomedy Since: Feb, 2013
10/08/2013 00:00:00

  • Homestuck* sorry.

lionday Since: Jan, 2014
02/01/2014 00:00:00

The chat logs are the biggest problem with homestuck. If Hussie had to draw a panel for every bit of dialogue he had the characters exchange the entire comic would be better. Why you might ask?

Well chats would be shorter and focus more on the point of said conversation. It would make the comic and easier read and not a slog of rainbow hues. Maybe we'd have less dumb characters.


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