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05/27/2018 08:30:24

A picturesque tumor Flagged

Beautiful visuals. Excellent company work ethic and mod support. Bountiful tits to sucker in the straight male demographic, and certainly more effective than having the dev sleep with reporters one at a time to boost reviews. Awkward, clunky combat with victory excessively contingent on preparation. Struggled to give a fuck about the story. Fanbase cancerous beyond belief. This game brings nothing new to the table but it's a much better con than anything most other studios have churned out lately. I'll just stick with Bayonetta.

05/26/2018 00:00:00

I wasn\'t sure this was a troll review until it mentioned Bayonetta in positive terms.

05/27/2018 00:00:00

i was pretty sure it was a troll when he mentioned \"the dev\" sleeping with reporters.

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