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For a possible page quote, we need only look to the venerable comic Punks and Nerds. http://original.punksandnerds.com/d/20060807.html here he's talking about Doug and Charlie Brown, both of whom are sad, sad adults.
How about "Not Quite Bald" for an alternate trope title?
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