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Chariset
Since: Jan, 2001
Laughlin
Since: Dec, 1969
2011-05-01 01:17:37
Vitriolic Best Buds? Friend Versus Lover? No? Wow, that's a tough one. Maybe this one is just too obscure.
4sidedTriangle
Since: Dec, 1969

Played for Laughs normally, two characters who aren't in a relationship argue as if they are and are jealous of something that is not relationship based using Unusual Euphemism.
In *Friends "The One Where Joey Moves Out" Joey and chandler return from a viewing of someone else's flat, and chandler talks with such terms as "Oh please, I saw the way you were checking out his moldings. You want it."