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Grimview Catalytic from British Columbia Since: Mar, 2012
Catalytic
#38401: Apr 16th 2012 at 4:08:22 PM

Well, there is the gift of sex.

"Lock up your girlfriends, lock up your wives, Grim's on the loose so run for your lives." - Pyrite
0dd1 Just awesome like that from Nowhere Land Since: Sep, 2009
Just awesome like that
#38402: Apr 16th 2012 at 4:11:36 PM

But breasts last longer. Except with me, of course cool

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randomtropeloser Since: Jan, 2001
#38403: Apr 16th 2012 at 5:28:15 PM

I found out that the girl who was hitting on me is only 16 and the sister of a guy who cheated on one of my friends and has ripped my friends off in drug deals in the past. Needless to say, I guess that's about as far as that's going to go.

edited 16th Apr '12 5:28:32 PM by randomtropeloser

GearLeader from Dota Hell Since: Mar, 2011 Relationship Status: Married to the job
#38404: Apr 16th 2012 at 7:31:47 PM

Jailbait ahoy lad.[up]

Though i myself can not say much after the 3rd of May.

edited 16th Apr '12 7:32:10 PM by GearLeader

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Kino Since: Aug, 2010 Relationship Status: Californicating
#38405: Apr 17th 2012 at 6:26:05 AM

Pretty sure 16 is legal up there.

Carciofus Is that cake frosting? from Alpha Tucanae I Since: May, 2010
Is that cake frosting?
#38406: Apr 17th 2012 at 6:34:42 AM

Still, excessive age difference can lead to trouble, I think. If people expect very different things out of a relationship and have very different life plans, chances are that they could not be very good companions for each other.

But they seem to know where they are going, the ones who walk away from Omelas.
Kino Since: Aug, 2010 Relationship Status: Californicating
#38407: Apr 17th 2012 at 11:40:56 AM

How many couples with drastic age differences do we have here?

deathpigeon Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: One True Dodecahedron
#38408: Apr 17th 2012 at 7:53:37 PM

I'm dating someone 10 years older than me.

TParadox Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: The captain of her heart
#38409: Apr 17th 2012 at 7:55:33 PM

I can simplify that.

You're dating someone N years older than you, where N is the set of all integers between -(your age) and infinity

Fresh-eyed movie blog
deathpigeon Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: One True Dodecahedron
#38410: Apr 17th 2012 at 7:58:08 PM

I'm also dating someone 2 years younger and someone 3 years younger, so that doesn't apply.

VolatileChills Venom Awakens from Outer Heaven Since: Feb, 2011 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
Venom Awakens
#38411: Apr 17th 2012 at 9:19:33 PM

The girl I like is 2 years younger than me. Yet another aspect that doesn't follow my usual preference, yet somehow still works.

Also, I'll finally see her again tomorrow. For once I'm kinda happy that the mid-semester break is over. XD

Standing on the edge of the crater...
Aondeug Oh My from Our Dreams Since: Jun, 2009
Oh My
#38412: Apr 17th 2012 at 9:20:49 PM

My girlfriend is 9 years my senior. She was initially hesitant in part because of this and because I had never been a relationship before then. We've comfortably settled down though.

If someone wants to accuse us of eating coconut shells, then that's their business. We know what we're doing. - Achaan Chah
Weissritter Super Fighting Robot Since: May, 2010
Super Fighting Robot
#38413: Apr 17th 2012 at 9:40:51 PM

Aondeug: god I am hungry
FEED ME
ALSO SHOULD I DIE MOVE TO FRANCE AND GET A POSTHUMOUS MARRIAGE
me: I will feed my drunken skank of a girlfriend happily.
You are not allowed to die before you are a little old mexican lady.
Let alone before you marry me properly.
So fuck you.
Aondeug: :D
I love you baby

Truly, she and I are the portrait of romance.

Cynics are optimists that have become used to disappointment.
TParadox Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: The captain of her heart
#38414: Apr 17th 2012 at 9:48:38 PM

Those are within the range I described. "-(your age)" older than you would be 0.

Fresh-eyed movie blog
deathpigeon Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: One True Dodecahedron
#38415: Apr 17th 2012 at 9:51:24 PM

...Oh, I understand what you meant by that, now.

...Anyway, my range isn't that extreme. Mine is from -3 to +10.

Grimview Catalytic from British Columbia Since: Mar, 2012
Catalytic
#38416: Apr 17th 2012 at 9:52:13 PM

Pigeon, out of curiousity, how old are you, anyway?

"Lock up your girlfriends, lock up your wives, Grim's on the loose so run for your lives." - Pyrite
inane242 Anwalt der Verdammten from A B-Movie Bildungsroman Since: Nov, 2010
Anwalt der Verdammten
#38417: Apr 17th 2012 at 9:54:08 PM

IIRC 17 going on 14.

The 5 geek social fallacies. Know them well.
deathpigeon Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: One True Dodecahedron
#38418: Apr 17th 2012 at 9:56:49 PM

I'm 18, but I'll be 19 on the 12th of May.

inane242 Anwalt der Verdammten from A B-Movie Bildungsroman Since: Nov, 2010
Grimview Catalytic from British Columbia Since: Mar, 2012
Catalytic
#38420: Apr 17th 2012 at 9:57:48 PM

Ah. Okay. Was just checking, as most places have statutory laws, so... 10 years sounded high. tongue

"Lock up your girlfriends, lock up your wives, Grim's on the loose so run for your lives." - Pyrite
ElRigo I'm freezing! Send help! from Baja Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Awaiting my mail-order bride
I'm freezing! Send help!
#38421: Apr 17th 2012 at 9:57:50 PM

So I am older than pidgeon. Interesting.

inane242 Anwalt der Verdammten from A B-Movie Bildungsroman Since: Nov, 2010
Anwalt der Verdammten
#38422: Apr 17th 2012 at 9:59:18 PM

I always assumed he was 15.

The 5 geek social fallacies. Know them well.
Weissritter Super Fighting Robot Since: May, 2010
Super Fighting Robot
#38423: Apr 17th 2012 at 10:02:08 PM

I'm older than all of you, more than likely.

Hell, there are probably fewer people on this site older than me than there are letters in that first sentence.

Cynics are optimists that have become used to disappointment.
ElRigo I'm freezing! Send help! from Baja Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Awaiting my mail-order bride
I'm freezing! Send help!
#38424: Apr 17th 2012 at 10:02:31 PM

[up] 24. you?

Aondeug Oh My from Our Dreams Since: Jun, 2009
Oh My
#38425: Apr 17th 2012 at 10:03:30 PM

I am 19 going on 20. Play "ADDING FUNTIMES WITH AONDEUG'S AGE" to find hers.

If someone wants to accuse us of eating coconut shells, then that's their business. We know what we're doing. - Achaan Chah

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