Not really Tendo. More like "Dia is mad because he has a headache and finds people that moan and complain about someone not being there rather annoying when they just got done spending time with said person (more than a lot of long-distance relationships can ever claim) and said person has no chance of, say, spontaneously dying (like Lera's boyo and others like him)
Basically, man up because you're a lucky fucker and you know you're a lucky fucker.
Mura: -flips the bird to veterinary science with one hand and Euclidean geometry with the other-I am exceedingly happy to have met and spent time with my Girlfriend in Canada. I am proud of this and I cherish the memories.
But the fact remains that I just spent four days with her, and coming home to my own bed to find no one in it to snuggle up and keep warm with, and no one to be romantic with, is kind of a painful experience.
Imagine the fuck outta that, huh?
Him: Not for 100% of the year, though
Me: Yeah, and not when I'm hungover like yesterday
Him: Nice. What'd you have? Like 3 shots?
Me: Two glasses of wine, somewhere around three cans of Guinness because drinking game
Him: Ew. Guinness?
Me: It was an Irish pub.
Now I am off to make sure the new soup recipe I'm trying out is not going terribly awry.
I think I realized something bad about myself...
whenever I'm with someone, I'm always, at best, teaching them, and at worst, talking down to them, without even realizing it. :/
Very big Daydream Believer. "That's not knowledge, that's a crapshoot!" -Al Murray "Welcome to QI" -Stephen Fry@Ori: I have no clue. I think a lot of my friends are smart, capable people, but then it seems like I get arrogant and go slow for their benefit.
Very big Daydream Believer. "That's not knowledge, that's a crapshoot!" -Al Murray "Welcome to QI" -Stephen Fry

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