A Yucatan-Texas Alliance could take down the United States easy!
(Yes, I've been playing Vicky lately. Why do you ask?
I'd rather the world betray me, but I won't betray the world.Summon an Overlord to fight at the very beginning of the game with my bare hands? Why the hell not?
"It ain't about whether you win or lose, unless you got money on the game, because...damn. That's your money, son."Step 1: Load up Metal Gear Online.
Step 2: Join server.
Step 3: Charge blindly forth, armed only with a tranquilizer pistol.
Step 4: ????
Step 5: DEFICIT!
edited 6th Feb '10 3:45:13 PM by Eriksson
Hey wow, they let you fight the final boss early in Chrono Trigger... I bet he can't be all that tough! I can take 'im!
edited 6th Feb '10 3:46:57 PM by MajorTom
Mmm...delicious fruit...I guess I'll just take a bite and—
"It ain't about whether you win or lose, unless you got money on the game, because...damn. That's your money, son.""Hey, guys! Watch this awesome trick I can do with the Warthog!" <- Famous last words in a multiplayer match.
edited 6th Feb '10 3:49:25 PM by l3wt
When in deadly danger, When beset by doubt, Run in little circles, Wave your arms and shout.A Truth in Television stunt I just pulled in Roblox Test Server: "New Skateboards 2.0"
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1: Get on skateboard.
2: Equip Battlegear: "2010 Fireworks".
3: Jump, and while arm is pointed down, launch firework.
4: Lol at the player you just bloxxed (fireworks have the Explosive attribute, obviously).
5: Repeat, this time launching yourself off a ramp while using the GraviSpring (increases jump height, very useful for skateboard).
6: ????
7: Yell in frustration, because you just blew yourself up.
I shall build myself a fortress. Full of dwarves. And these dwarves shall eat... Carp. Nothing but carp. In fact, I won't give them any packaged food, they'll have to start fishing for carp as soon as they set up camp. And these dwarves shall not drink alcohol...
Planescape Hijack

LEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY JENKIIIIIIIIIIIIIINS!!!!1
ITT we envision stupid ways to get ourselves killed in a video game.
Trying to Rocket Jump...With a tactical nuke.