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Darxzero Black Inches from The Mansion
Black Inches
Jun 19th 2010 at 6:31:28 AM

^ May I direct your attention to Addendum-850-1? "The entrance to the bended area of space does not allow for submarines to enter..." Thus, we would have to build the submarine inside SCP-850 again. And get SCP-682 into the submarine. - Dr. ______

Escape.
Colonial1.1 Crazed Lawrencian from The Marvelous River City Relationship Status: In season
Crazed Lawrencian
Jun 19th 2010 at 6:39:39 AM

Dr.—-: Can we at least try just throwing him in there after putting in several tons of chum?

Proud member of the IAA What's the point of being grown up if you can't act childish?
KSPAM PARTY PARTY PARTY I WANNA HAVE A PARTY from PARTY ROCK Relationship Status: Giving love a bad name
PARTY PARTY PARTY I WANNA HAVE A PARTY
Jun 19th 2010 at 7:09:34 AM

Result: Failed. While the drinking of SCP-682 seemed successful, the bits later forcibly extracted themselves from D-class personnel and gathered back together. They reformed into a whole SCP-682 and went on a rampage in which a number od D-class personnel and some noted officers lost their lives.

Test: Expose SCP-682 to SCP-647

Sorry, but this needed a rerail.

edited 19th Jun '10 7:09:56 AM by KSPAM

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SullenFrog Wait, he isn't dead! Shia Surprise! from Voormithadreth Relationship Status: I wanna know about these strangers like me
Wait, he isn't dead! Shia Surprise!
Jun 19th 2010 at 7:23:05 AM

Result: Failure. While SCP-682 was successfully lured into the confines of 647, after five minutes SCP-647 began to rattle violently. Approximately 6.82 seconds later it [[DATA EXPUNGED]], whereupon SCP-682 re-emerged with scales resembling cardboard and bizarre spacial-warping capabilities. SC Ps-682 and -647 were eventually subdued and returned to containment at heavy cost to D-Class personnel.

Input a piece of SCP-682 into SCP-914. Setting: Rough.

No, I'm not insane enough to risk putting the whole damn thing in there on the off-chance that this is actually successful.—Dr. Dawson

The Danse Macabre Codex
Colonial1.1 Crazed Lawrencian from The Marvelous River City Relationship Status: In season
Crazed Lawrencian
Jun 19th 2010 at 8:21:08 AM

Result: shredded pieces of carbon residue/fragments of skin.

Test: Drop 682 into SCP-676.

Proud member of the IAA What's the point of being grown up if you can't act childish?
SullenFrog Wait, he isn't dead! Shia Surprise! from Voormithadreth Relationship Status: I wanna know about these strangers like me
Wait, he isn't dead! Shia Surprise!
Jun 19th 2010 at 10:02:33 AM

Result: Failure. SCP-682 was successfully introduced into 676 and dissolved, as expected. Approximately twenty minutes later, however, it reformed and crawled out of the spring, heavily scarred as though from exposure to a potent base and displaying a corrosive touch. Subject was subdued and returned to containment with few casualties.

Place SCP-682 into SCP-914. Setting: Rough.

Cross your fingers, boys, and hope that our earlier experiment wasn't a fluke...—Dr. Dawson

edited 19th Jun '10 10:03:06 AM by SullenFrog

The Danse Macabre Codex
CaptainNapalm Totally Not a Schoolboy from a closet.
Totally Not a Schoolboy
Jun 19th 2010 at 10:20:34 AM

Result: Failure, although a large portion of SCP-682's body was reduced to skin fragments and carbon residue as the sample was and SCP-682 exited SCP-914 motionless with extensive damage to the portions of its body remaining intact, SCP-682 was found to have survived its insertion into SCP-914, albeit in a severely weakened state. Due to SCP-682 exhibiting visible tissue regeneration shortly after being expelled from SCP-914, SCP-682 was immediately rushed back to containment. A full recovery on SCP-682's part was documented in 5 days.

Test: Repeat the above test after recovering SCP-682 after attempting to destroy SCP-682 via a black hole again (See Post 15 for results of the first try).

edited 19th Jun '10 9:38:42 PM by CaptainNapalm

Let's play a game about Pokémon...
MadeOfAxes Not Literally Me
Not Literally Me
Jun 22nd 2010 at 10:48:14 AM

Result: Failure. SCP-682 emerged alive in but weakened by dissection and severe trauma. Output also contained [DATA EXPUNGED] resulting in a temporary wormhole inside SCP-914'S storage room. 682 was later recaptured in the ocean north of [REDACTED], Indonesia.

Dr. Axes: No-one is allowed to test matter extracted from black holes, white holes, blue holes, brown-with-yellow-stripes holes, or other tears in the fabric of reality in 914 as of now.

Test: Filling of containment area with molten lead while SCP-682 is sedated.

"One thing, though- apparently the eldest goat is the bastard child of Muhammad Ali and the Hulk." ~ Exelixi, on The Three Billy Goats Gruff.
RTHSFF Kori Dómtlandsson
Kori Dómtlandsson
Jun 22nd 2010 at 12:35:37 PM

Result: Failure. SCP-682 adapted to "drink" the molten lead.

Test: Drop SCP-682 into an active volcano.

"Meet 18th century English gentlewoman Kimiko Achmadsdottir and her brother-in-law Wladyslaw bin Vivianus." - annebeeche
VampireBuddha [DATA EXPUNGED] from Right behind you. Just keep typing. Relationship Status: Complex: I'm real, they are imaginary
[DATA EXPUNGED]
Jun 22nd 2010 at 6:36:34 PM

Result: Experiment postponed indefinitely while the researchers try to figure out how to transport it to a volcano without it escaping and possibly killing everybody.

Test: Remove all air from its containment area, forming a vacuum.

Colonial1.1 Crazed Lawrencian from The Marvelous River City Relationship Status: In season
Crazed Lawrencian
Jun 22nd 2010 at 6:42:40 PM

Result: Failure. SCP-682 rapidly adapted to function without the need for oxygen, although it did display suffering from boiling for a few minutes.

Test: Introduce SCP-682 to SCP 835.

Proud member of the IAA What's the point of being grown up if you can't act childish?
TheMightyAnonym PARTY HARD!!!! from Pony Chan
PARTY HARD!!!!
Jun 28th 2010 at 12:48:08 AM

Result: When placed near each other they began emit odd sounds which can only be assumed are communication. They promptly "teamed up" to attack the nearby researchers until [DATA EXPUNGED]. It is recommended they be kept separate from now on.

Test: Use SCP-158 on it.

Where were you when I laid the earth’s foundation? Tell me, if you understand. Who marked off its dimensions? Surely you know! ~ GOD
Astroraptor from [Classified]
Jun 29th 2010 at 1:42:18 PM

Result: Interestingly enough, SCP-158 did not seem to be able to extract anything from SCP-682.

Test: Release a swarm of SCP-236 into its room while it's asleep.

We both have said a lot of things that you're going to regret. But I think we can put our differences behind us. For science. You monster.
Chubert highly secure from California
highly secure
Jun 29th 2010 at 6:50:54 PM

Result: Failure Once a SCP-236 made contact with SCP-682, SCP-682 awoke immediately. SCP-682 roared loudly and began to bioluminescence, frightening the SCP-236 swarm away. SCP-236 was successfully re-contained.

Note: It looks like SCP-682 can remember acquired abilities. This is just like when we tried killing the damn thing with 272.

Test: Bring SCP-239 temporarily out of coma and request her to perform the "Mortus" spell on SCP-682. SCP-239 will be immediately brought back into coma. As SCP-239 seems to be omnipotent, as long as she believes something, have Foundation staff reinforce the belief that once the "Mortus" spell is cast, SCP-682 will no longer exist in this or any other plane of existence, and that even if the entity known as SCP-682 was brought back to life it would be but a harmless mouse.

edited 29th Jun '10 6:59:44 PM by Chubert

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MadeOfAxes Not Literally Me
Not Literally Me
Jun 30th 2010 at 9:47:18 AM

Result: Failure. When SCP-239 cast the "Mortus" spell, 682 died instantly. However, when 239 re-entered the coma, SCP-682 reanimated as the aforementioned mouse, which escaped containment and killed [REDACTED] personnel, despite being a totally mundane mouse. After 19 hours, 682 returned to it's original form and was recaptured shortly afterwards.

Test: Fill SCP-682's containment area with liquid nitrogen, shatter with explosives, seal the remains in individual blocks of concrete, and hurl them into separate, active volcanoes.

"One thing, though- apparently the eldest goat is the bastard child of Muhammad Ali and the Hulk." ~ Exelixi, on The Three Billy Goats Gruff.
SullenFrog Wait, he isn't dead! Shia Surprise! from Voormithadreth Relationship Status: I wanna know about these strangers like me
Wait, he isn't dead! Shia Surprise!
Jun 30th 2010 at 10:12:44 AM

Result: failure. While SCP-682's containment cell was filled with liquid nitrogen and successfully shattered, and its remains were collected into one dozen blocks of concrete, they escaped while in transit and regenerated into one dozen human-sized replicas of 682. The replicas then converged on [DATA EXPUNGED], whereupon they engaged in a protracted battle amongst one another, killing and eating the losers to [DATA EXPUNGED]. The sole remaining replica, now a full-sized, perfect copy of the original SCP-682, was then subdued and returned to containment at heavy cost to D-Class personnel.

Test: Repeat the experiment involving insertion of SCP-682 into SCP-914 on the "Rough" setting, then immediately give what's left of it over to SCP-173 and terminate surveillance for a period of 48 hours.

V I have to laugh that we had pretty much the same idea.

edited 30th Jun '10 10:17:47 AM by SullenFrog

The Danse Macabre Codex
VampireBuddha [DATA EXPUNGED] from Right behind you. Just keep typing. Relationship Status: Complex: I'm real, they are imaginary
[DATA EXPUNGED]
Jun 30th 2010 at 10:14:34 AM

Result: Failure. SCP-682 was successfully frozen, but began to defrost even before shattering attempts began. While it was broken into small pieces, those pieces reanimated into smaller replicas of the original SCP before they could be sealed in concrete and killed [REDACTED] personnel. Following that, they turned on each other and were gradually consumed until only one, full-size reptile was left.

Result: Failure. SCP-682 did not fit in SCP-914.

Test: Sic SCP-058 on it.

Either way, we get rid of one of those bastards — Dr. Kondraki

EDIT 1 - was ninjaed

EDIT 2 - how do I did censor box?

edited 30th Jun '10 10:16:27 AM by VampireBuddha

Chubert highly secure from California
highly secure
Jun 30th 2010 at 12:03:31 PM

Result: [[EXPERIMENT CANCELED]] 05-█ canceled experiment, due to concerns that SCP-058 and SCP-682 would not prove hostile to each other and "team up."

Test: Place a dead body next to SCP-682. Expose corpse to SCP-447-2, after evacuating all personnel and civilians.

edited 30th Jun '10 12:03:41 PM by Chubert

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RTHSFF Kori Dómtlandsson
Kori Dómtlandsson
Jul 1st 2010 at 1:03:29 PM

Experiment cancelled; NEVER expose 447-2 to dead bodies, period, NO EXCEPTIONS.

Test: Strap SCP-682 to a high-yield nuclear warhead and detonate.

"Meet 18th century English gentlewoman Kimiko Achmadsdottir and her brother-in-law Wladyslaw bin Vivianus." - annebeeche
Colonial1.1 Crazed Lawrencian from The Marvelous River City Relationship Status: In season
Crazed Lawrencian
Jul 1st 2010 at 1:06:28 PM

[TEST CANCELLED] Dr.—-: No effing nukes!

Proposal: Throw 682 into the Blood Pool Portal.

sorry, don't remember the number.

Proud member of the IAA What's the point of being grown up if you can't act childish?
Chubert highly secure from California
highly secure
Jul 1st 2010 at 1:11:14 PM

^ Ok, that's just creepy. I almost thought of doing the same thing.

RESULT: [[Experiment Canceled]].

05- Think guys. How the hell do we move this thing?!

Test: Introduce SCP-204-2 to SCP-682. As SCP-204-2 will inevitably perceive SCP-682 as a threat, SCP-204-1 will attack. In case of termination of SCP-204-2, have suitable hosts on hand.

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Quantumawsome By the power of geek! from Spacetime Relationship Status: Non-Canon
By the power of geek!
Jul 2nd 2010 at 5:36:59 PM

SCP 682 immediately devourers all hosts, and its skin is impervious to SCP 204-1.

Proposal: drop 682 within one kilometer of SCP 1. (Dr. Clef's version)

edited 2nd Jul '10 5:38:04 PM by Quantumawsome

Look at me still talking when there's science to do
Chubert highly secure from California
highly secure
Jul 4th 2010 at 12:45:02 PM

Result: SCP-682 was subsequently destroyed. Five hours later, it appeared in [[DATA EXPUNGED]], resulting in [[DATA EXPUNGED]] casualties.

Test: Introduce SCP-682 to SCP-073.

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SullenFrog Wait, he isn't dead! Shia Surprise! from Voormithadreth Relationship Status: I wanna know about these strangers like me
Wait, he isn't dead! Shia Surprise!
Jul 4th 2010 at 12:54:02 PM

Result: Failure. SCP-073 refused to engage SCP-682, and 682, oddly enough, refused to attack 073.

Test: Test: Repeat the experiment involving insertion of SCP-682 into SCP-914 on the "Rough" setting, then immediately give what's left of it over to SCP-173 and terminate surveillance for a period of 48 hours.

The [REDACTED] fit in the machine when we performed the original test, so unless he spontaneous grew to twice his size don't tell me he can't fit in there!—Dr. Dawson

The Danse Macabre Codex
Chubert highly secure from California
highly secure
Jul 4th 2010 at 6:53:35 PM

Result: Failure. Once SCP-682 was brought within five hundred meters of SCP-914, it began to rapidly undergo cell division, growing to ten times its ordinary size and becoming unable to fit into SCP-914.

Test: Introduce SCP-682 to SCP-426. Have a variety of very, very sharp electrical plugs on hand. Prepare plugs to deliver extreme amounts of amperage and voltage. In case SCP-682 lives after introduction to SCP-426, hand over any remains to SCP-076-2.

Note: I love how we're using Able and SCP-914 again.

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