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CanuckMcDuck1 PEPSIMAN from Japan Since: Sep, 2023 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
PEPSIMAN
#4301: Jul 23rd 2024 at 9:26:19 AM

Denied. Besides the difficulties in transporting 682 to Usinsk, Russia, the possibility of the SCP escaping, killing important researchers and keepers of 3930, and (most devastating of all) revealing 3930's location and properties to the wider world are too dangerous to preform.

"An unkillable lizard may seem bad, but that’ll be the least of our problems if 3930 also breaches containment."
3930/7/6

Proposal: Mass-produce a new line of foods made from SCP-682 (nicknamed "Reptile Treats" by staff). This will hopefully stabilize or kill 682 due to the loss of body fat, and even weaken morale:

Edited by CanuckMcDuck1 on Jul 23rd 2024 at 10:26:35 AM

Do not mess with creatures which you do not understand.
Zerounit42 The Oogie Boogie Man from Home (Plucky Ensign) Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
The Oogie Boogie Man
#4302: Jul 24th 2024 at 1:46:43 AM

Result: The samples we carved out of 628 for the trial run were incredibly hard to keep dead, caused extreme [REDACTED] to the D-Class that consumed them resulting in a mess to clean up along with finding new meatshields volunteers, and most importantly, they taste terrible.

Proposal: Find a magic lamp and make a wish to a genie to completely get rid of 682.

"Well, well, well, what have we here?".
YourEternalTroper Matikane Tannhäuser from Tracen Academy (Uma Earth) Since: Oct, 2015 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Matikane Tannhäuser
#4303: Jul 24th 2024 at 7:18:24 AM

Result: The Genie declines, the reason being 682 is a necessary evil. 682 then destroys the lamp to ensure no one gets to make a wish ever again.


Test: Use the Anti-Life Equation on 682.

Edited by YourEternalTroper on Jul 24th 2024 at 9:18:57 PM

Matikane Tannhäuser, now departing for the front line! Ei, ei, mun!
HeadHoncho The Boss Since: Feb, 2019
The Boss
#4304: Jul 26th 2024 at 8:08:26 PM

Result: [REDACTED].

Test: Turn SCP-682 into a cat and then have SCP-682 as a cat smell Dr. Bright's feet.

Edited by HeadHoncho on Jul 26th 2024 at 5:36:10 PM

Zerounit42 The Oogie Boogie Man from Home (Plucky Ensign) Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
The Oogie Boogie Man
#4305: Jul 27th 2024 at 1:08:24 AM

Denied, Dr. Bright goes by "Elias Shaw" now, and right now, we don't have a way to keep 682 as a cat for more than one second; if we're lucky.

Test: Start pouring drain cleaner down its throat.

"Well, well, well, what have we here?".
HeadHoncho The Boss Since: Feb, 2019
The Boss
#4306: Aug 15th 2024 at 8:06:54 PM

Result: SCP-682 simply swallowed it like drinking a cold glass of water.

Test: Force SCP-682 listen to all of Lizzo's music and videos about body positivity in till SCP-682 gets diabetes, and then gets [REDACTED] out of its ears.

Edited by HeadHoncho on Aug 15th 2024 at 5:16:10 PM

CanuckMcDuck1 PEPSIMAN from Japan Since: Sep, 2023 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
PEPSIMAN
#4307: Aug 24th 2024 at 11:25:17 AM

Result: The music was amplified through a surround system set up across 682's current site. Researchers and even D-Class were given special protection against the coming cacophony. The Lizzo song "Juice" was blasted at full volume across the facility. Most humans and Scps who could hear the music cringed due to the sounds. Additional data shows Lizzo could be heard from [Redacted] miles away. Music videos would continue to be shown on a two hour playlist, while a partial evacuation occurred.

Once the sound system was turned off and researchers returned, it was discovered that Scp-682 had gotten a migraine and partial hearing loss from the affair, but no signs of diabetes. 682 now uses Lizzo’s music as another example of why humanity must be destroyed.


Proposal: Trap Scp-682 in a time loop. It will appear only a few minutes to outsiders, but decades and even centuries to the creature. Hopefully, this will affect Scp's mental state and possibly it’s strength.

Edited by CanuckMcDuck1 on Aug 24th 2024 at 12:25:40 PM

Do not mess with creatures which you do not understand.
Sierra-D421 LCdr. SPARTAN-D421 from [REDACTED] Since: Jun, 2020 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
LCdr. SPARTAN-D421
#4308: Sep 27th 2024 at 3:31:10 PM

Result: The loop managed only to drive it insane, killing the personnel present.


Proposal: Subject it to a compilation of the worst films ever made.

Heroes are remembered, but Spartans never die.
Thepenguinking2 The Zangoose nobody likes from A secret base on Route 114 (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: Saddled with unnecessary feelings
The Zangoose nobody likes
#4309: Sep 27th 2024 at 7:02:22 PM

Result: 682 was able to cope with the marathon surprisingly easy. Reportedly, it was noticed making snarky commentary throughout the viewing, hampering the mental anguish considerably.

Proposal: Attempt to recreate SCP-666½-J and feed it to 682.

Hello! My Name Is Inigo Montoya. I made the Mimic. It was difficult to put the pieces together.
HeadHoncho The Boss Since: Feb, 2019
The Boss
#4310: Jul 1st 2025 at 11:28:49 PM

Result: It worked once again.

"Oh well, at least we know that we could use this on SCP-682."

- Anonymous researcher

Yamanekko Esnupi from atop the red doghouse Since: Sep, 2024 Relationship Status: Whoa, they're bisexual! I didn't know that!
Esnupi
#4311: Jul 1st 2025 at 11:38:14 PM

Proposal: Remind 682 of the many drawbacks of immortality.

Always remember to hydrate! (A message from Snoopy)
HeadHoncho The Boss Since: Feb, 2019
The Boss
#4312: Jul 2nd 2025 at 10:42:44 AM

Result: Like that is going to work.

"Seriously, do you think that SCP-682 is a moron?"

- an anonymous researcher

Proposal: Force it to fight 30 SCP-173s and SCP-UBU.

Edited by HeadHoncho on Jul 2nd 2025 at 7:43:55 PM

BBGunman CHAINSAW! from yes Since: Aug, 2024 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
CHAINSAW!
#4313: Jul 2nd 2025 at 11:05:16 AM

Denied. We don't have that in the budget.

Besides, we haven't exactly worked out all of the kinks of cloning technology.

We must never forgot Dr. Cordell. He gave up his life to test it...


Proposal: Most of the SCPs are annoyed by 682. Maybe we could talk to all the SCPs and see if they want to try taking 682 down. We then assemble all of the SCPs that agreed and try to get them to kill 682.

Edited by BBGunman on Jul 2nd 2025 at 1:05:41 PM

Go watch the new Chainsaw Man movie. This is a threat.
YourEternalTroper Matikane Tannhäuser from Tracen Academy (Uma Earth) Since: Oct, 2015 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Matikane Tannhäuser
#4314: Jul 26th 2025 at 10:55:01 PM

Result: 682 goes One-Man Army and destroys the rebelling SCP experiments.


Proposal: Plant a bomb inside 682 so that it blows whenever it attempts to defy whoever set it.

Matikane Tannhäuser, now departing for the front line! Ei, ei, mun!
ColdOnes It's Mime Time! (Holding A Herring) Relationship Status: Is that a kind of food?
It's Mime Time!
#4315: Jul 26th 2025 at 11:18:53 PM

FAIL

SCP-682 eats the bomb, which dissolves in its stomach acid. "Hints of line," it thinks to itself.


PROPOSAL

We use the "Weapon That was Only Made to Kill SCP-682" to kill SCP-682. I have it back at my place.

"If actions speak louder than words then this silent deer never stops talking. His annoying actions will leave you speechless."
RJ-19-CLOVIS-93 from New Zealand (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
#4316: Jul 26th 2025 at 11:25:43 PM

Result: SCP-682 legally changes its name to "The Tarasque" and a random D-Class to "SCP-682" to exploit a technicality

Proposal: Without it noticing, put it in a Lotus-Eater Machine where it succeeds in killing all life except SCP-053 as a way to pacify it

HacksAndSlash Emilé from Saving the world Since: Jun, 2023 Relationship Status: Whoa, they're bisexual! I didn't know that!
Emilé
#4317: Jul 27th 2025 at 1:26:28 AM

It would figure out the ruse pretty quickly, so fail.


first douse it in liquid nitrogen, and once it adapts to its now frozen environment, start shelling the area with incendiary shells.

"Censorship is telling a man he can't have a steak just because a baby can't chew it"
DeadlyEspresso Louisiana Heartstopper from your local Popeyes Since: Apr, 2023
Louisiana Heartstopper
#4318: Jul 27th 2025 at 4:46:12 AM

Result: You now have 682 guts everywhere. It's technically still alive, though.


Proposal: Send in Elias note  to copy 682's form and then do battle with it. Elias would have a slight advantage, given that he's not always tangible. Plus, logically, the only thing powerful enough to beat 682 (or at least be on equal footing with it) is itself, right?

I sadly doubt he would like Popeyes, though...
CanuckMcDuck1 PEPSIMAN from Japan Since: Sep, 2023 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
PEPSIMAN
#4319: Oct 2nd 2025 at 9:21:28 AM

Result: SCP-[REDACTED] ("Elias") is introduced to 682, and using its anomalous powers, transforms into a near-exact replica of 682 in size and strength, only differing in transparency. The two engage in battle, with researchers following on the sidelines to try and distinguish which reptile is which. As the battle progresses, the two creatures suddenly reach a standstill due to their matched capabilities. SCP-682 converses with SCP-[REDACTED] , trying to get into their mind by suggesting teaming up due to its newfound power, seeing a possible companion in its tyranny. SCP-[REDACTED] almost gave into the idea before retreating from the battle and reverting to its original form. Since then, [REDACTED] has been disillusioned with decommissioning.


Proposal: Have SCP-682 trapped with and forced to stare at SCP-531 ("The Brass Cats"). Human experimentation has shown that anyone who stares at the cats morphs into another statue, so the same could apply to 682.

Edited by CanuckMcDuck1 on Oct 2nd 2025 at 4:36:48 AM

Do not mess with creatures which you do not understand.
Sierra-D421 LCdr. SPARTAN-D421 from [REDACTED] Since: Jun, 2020 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
LCdr. SPARTAN-D421
#4320: Oct 2nd 2025 at 11:01:46 AM

Result: Several of the brass cats were... put out of their misery.


Proposal: Send the Doom Slayer to deal with 682.

Heroes are remembered, but Spartans never die.
RadioContactLine Not The Kind of Worm You Wanna Meet from the land of Mormons and Swig (Utah, U.S.A) (Life not ruined yet) Relationship Status: love is a deadly lazer
Not The Kind of Worm You Wanna Meet
#4321: Oct 2nd 2025 at 11:06:01 AM

Result: He ripped and teared until it was done...but then the pieces of the reptile managed to regenerate back. Bummer.


Proposal: Throw SCP-682 into The Phantom Zone.

Ready to rock?
SoaringEagle A figment of your imagination from A dream you had (Troper Youngling) Relationship Status: love is a deadly lazer
A figment of your imagination
#4322: Oct 2nd 2025 at 1:36:52 PM

result: 682 and the kryptonian criminals form an uneasy alliance and stage an escape plan


proposal: make SCP-053 betray it

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