Result: The samples we carved out of 628 for the trial run were incredibly hard to keep dead, caused extreme [REDACTED] to the D-Class that consumed them resulting in a mess to clean up along with finding new meatshields volunteers, and most importantly, they taste terrible.
Proposal: Find a magic lamp and make a wish to a genie to completely get rid of 682.
"Well, well, well, what have we here?".Result: The Genie declines, the reason being 682 is a necessary evil. 682 then destroys the lamp to ensure no one gets to make a wish ever again.
Test: Use the Anti-Life Equation on 682.
Edited by YourEternalTroper on Jul 24th 2024 at 9:18:57 PM
Matikane Tannhäuser, now departing for the front line! Ei, ei, mun!Denied, Dr. Bright goes by "Elias Shaw" now, and right now, we don't have a way to keep 682 as a cat for more than one second; if we're lucky.
Test: Start pouring drain cleaner down its throat.
"Well, well, well, what have we here?".Result: The music was amplified through a surround system set up across 682's current site. Researchers and even D-Class were given special protection against the coming cacophony. The Lizzo song "Juice" was blasted at full volume across the facility. Most humans and Scps who could hear the music cringed due to the sounds. Additional data shows Lizzo could be heard from [Redacted] miles away. Music videos would continue to be shown on a two hour playlist, while a partial evacuation occurred.
Once the sound system was turned off and researchers returned, it was discovered that Scp-682 had gotten a migraine and partial hearing loss from the affair, but no signs of diabetes. 682 now uses Lizzo’s music as another example of why humanity must be destroyed.
Proposal: Trap Scp-682 in a time loop. It will appear only a few minutes to outsiders, but decades and even centuries to the creature. Hopefully, this will affect Scp's mental state and possibly it’s strength.
Edited by CanuckMcDuck1 on Aug 24th 2024 at 12:25:40 PM
Do not mess with creatures which you do not understand.Result: 682 was able to cope with the marathon surprisingly easy. Reportedly, it was noticed making snarky commentary throughout the viewing, hampering the mental anguish considerably.
Proposal: Attempt to recreate SCP-666½-J
and feed it to 682.
Denied. We don't have that in the budget.
Besides, we haven't exactly worked out all of the kinks of cloning technology.
We must never forgot Dr. Cordell. He gave up his life to test it...
Proposal: Most of the SCPs are annoyed by 682. Maybe we could talk to all the SCPs and see if they want to try taking 682 down. We then assemble all of the SCPs that agreed and try to get them to kill 682.
Edited by BBGunman on Jul 2nd 2025 at 1:05:41 PM
Go watch the new Chainsaw Man movie. This is a threat.Result: 682 goes One-Man Army and destroys the rebelling SCP experiments.
Proposal: Plant a bomb inside 682 so that it blows whenever it attempts to defy whoever set it. Matikane Tannhäuser, now departing for the front line! Ei, ei, mun!
FAIL
SCP-682 eats the bomb, which dissolves in its stomach acid. "Hints of line," it thinks to itself.
PROPOSAL
We use the "Weapon That was Only Made to Kill SCP-682" to kill SCP-682. I have it back at my place.
"If actions speak louder than words then this silent deer never stops talking. His annoying actions will leave you speechless."Result: SCP-682 legally changes its name to "The Tarasque" and a random D-Class to "SCP-682" to exploit a technicality
Proposal: Without it noticing, put it in a Lotus-Eater Machine where it succeeds in killing all life except SCP-053 as a way to pacify it
Result: You now have 682 guts everywhere. It's technically still alive, though.
Proposal: Send in Elias note to copy 682's form and then do battle with it. Elias would have a slight advantage, given that he's not always tangible. Plus, logically, the only thing powerful enough to beat 682 (or at least be on equal footing with it) is itself, right? I sadly doubt he would like Popeyes, though...
Result: SCP-[REDACTED] ("Elias") is introduced to 682, and using its anomalous powers, transforms into a near-exact replica of 682 in size and strength, only differing in transparency. The two engage in battle, with researchers following on the sidelines to try and distinguish which reptile is which. As the battle progresses, the two creatures suddenly reach a standstill due to their matched capabilities. SCP-682 converses with SCP-[REDACTED] , trying to get into their mind by suggesting teaming up due to its newfound power, seeing a possible companion in its tyranny. SCP-[REDACTED] almost gave into the idea before retreating from the battle and reverting to its original form. Since then, [REDACTED] has been disillusioned with decommissioning.
Proposal: Have SCP-682 trapped with and forced to stare at SCP-531
Edited by CanuckMcDuck1 on Oct 2nd 2025 at 4:36:48 AM
Do not mess with creatures which you do not understand.Result: Several of the brass cats were... put out of their misery.
Proposal: Send the Doom Slayer to deal with 682.
Heroes are remembered, but Spartans never die.Result: He ripped and teared until it was done...but then the pieces of the reptile managed to regenerate back. Bummer.
Proposal: Throw SCP-682 into The Phantom Zone. Ready to rock?

Denied. Besides the difficulties in transporting 682 to Usinsk, Russia, the possibility of the SCP escaping, killing important researchers and keepers of 3930, and (most devastating of all) revealing 3930's location and properties to the wider world are too dangerous to preform.
Proposal: Mass-produce a new line of foods made from SCP-682 (nicknamed "Reptile Treats" by staff). This will hopefully stabilize or kill 682 due to the loss of body fat, and even weaken morale:
Edited by CanuckMcDuck1 on Jul 23rd 2024 at 10:26:35 AM
Do not mess with creatures which you do not understand.