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Sierra-D421 LCdr. SPARTAN-D421 from [REDACTED] Since: Jun, 2020 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
LCdr. SPARTAN-D421
#4276: Nov 10th 2023 at 8:27:53 PM

Denied.

"That's not how it works. Common sense, please?" - O5 Council


Proposal:

Give it a dose of SCP-3521 in hopes of crushing it to death or choking it. I'm sure some of the pills can be recovered from the site so we can do this.

And maybe we can get it to help with the excavation?

Edited by Sierra-D421 on Nov 10th 2023 at 8:29:23 AM

Heroes are remembered, but Spartans never die.
TimeLordVictorious Never Ask Me For Anything Ever Again from the Devil May Cry series Since: Jun, 2016 Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
Never Ask Me For Anything Ever Again
#4277: Nov 20th 2023 at 4:33:31 PM

Result: It turns out that SCP-682's gastric acid is more acidic than fluoroantimonic acid, thus preventing a large enough amount of bananas from forming inside SCP-682 and causing it to explode. On the other hand, we've now been given the go-ahead to harvest SCP-682's flesh so that we can test its durability.

Test: Use Odin's Zantetsuken to permanently cut SCP-682 in half vertically .

"Shout, shout, let it all out These are the things I can do without, come on I'm talking to you, come on!" -Tears For Fears
Celestewashere Macrodata refiner from Lumon (Troper in training) Relationship Status: It's complicated
Macrodata refiner
#4278: Nov 20th 2023 at 5:15:59 PM

It blocked the thing with a big ass sword of its own!

Proposal. We introduce the thing to scp 682 and have them fight

"The work is mysterious and important."
CanuckMcDuck1 PEPSIMAN from Japan Since: Sep, 2023 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
PEPSIMAN
#4279: Nov 20th 2023 at 5:57:01 PM

Denied. Besides the possible Enemy Mine, Scp-[REDACTED] (“The Thing”) could once having killed SCP-682, replicate it’s powers and wreak worse havoc upon foundation resources.

Proposal: Using a dimensional wormhole device, Scp-682 will be transported to a parallel universe populated with it’s own species, allowing it and the Foundation to part ways peacefully.

Do not mess with creatures which you do not understand.
TheOther36 What It Sounds Like!Huntrix from Namsan Tower, Seoul Since: Apr, 2022 Relationship Status: Wanna dance with somebody
What It Sounds Like!Huntrix
#4280: Nov 20th 2023 at 7:27:30 PM

Denied. What if these alternate SCP-682s try to invade our world? What if they have their own alternate Foundation and are also developing wormhole tech?

Proposal: Drop SCP-682 in an Olympic-sized pool full of any type of explosive, sans nuclear or radioactive weapons, surrounded by a 20mx20m indestructible wall.

When darkness meets the light, this is what it sounds like!
TheOther36 What It Sounds Like!Huntrix from Namsan Tower, Seoul Since: Apr, 2022 Relationship Status: Wanna dance with somebody
What It Sounds Like!Huntrix
#4281: Jan 19th 2024 at 4:24:50 AM

Bump

When darkness meets the light, this is what it sounds like!
Thartler The Sly Snake at Day, A Gentle Bat at Night from Dunno, depends? (Series 1) Relationship Status: Brony
The Sly Snake at Day, A Gentle Bat at Night
#4282: Jan 19th 2024 at 4:42:01 AM

Denied:

We're not the terrorists to pull it off like that. There's too much collateral damage potential in case it knows how to wormhole explosions out.

- O5 Council.


Anonymous submits an idea: How about forging documents that indicate that SCP-682 declared war on Russia? I mean, they have a timeless arsenal, so at least one of their weapons should work, right?

Edited by Thartler on Jan 19th 2024 at 1:42:37 PM

Destiny is not about following a path, it's about creating one as you go.
TheEngineer24 O5-7 General of MTF Nu-7 (Hammer Down) from Site-0 Since: Dec, 2015 Relationship Status: Hiding
O5-7 General of MTF Nu-7 (Hammer Down)
#4283: Jan 19th 2024 at 6:58:38 AM

Result: DENIED

"The Russian military is already facing humiliation for the long time for being mediocre and yet we have to make them fight against a lizard just to make their supposed 3-day special military operation even more shitshow? Also we don't need to make Russians accusing Ukrainians for deploying a bioweapon against them."

- Dr. Pastov

Proposal: Expose SCP-682 to Eclipse Virus[1]

This is a weaponized version of Green Poison. I made it while I was under one rogue agent.

- Dr Tchernenko.

Edited by TheEngineer24 on Jan 19th 2024 at 10:59:40 PM

[REDACTED]
CanuckMcDuck1 PEPSIMAN from Japan Since: Sep, 2023 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
PEPSIMAN
#4284: Jan 19th 2024 at 7:49:05 AM

Result: Despite hesitancy, foundation staff approved the measure. Site-[REDACTED] was evacuated and the virus was deployed. Security footage shows 682 acting negatively to the virus, even almost fainting, before suddenly gaining composure and [DATA EXPUNGED]. Any traces of the Eclipse virus in the atmosphere must be immediately contained by special operation groups. Dr. Tchernenko has been dismissed from further proposals.

Proposal: Get SCP-682 addicted to Dating Sims, (custom-made by the foundation of course), allowing over a period of time for it to relax and for it’s genocidal urges to be reduced or cease.

It’s not a traditional defeat, but maybe 682 just needs someone to relate to!
Dr. Wussel

Do not mess with creatures which you do not understand.
TheOther36 What It Sounds Like!Huntrix from Namsan Tower, Seoul Since: Apr, 2022 Relationship Status: Wanna dance with somebody
What It Sounds Like!Huntrix
#4285: Apr 15th 2024 at 4:27:50 AM

Denied.

If we ever put SCP-682's dating sims away from it if its dating sim addiction gets severe, SCP-682 could engage in violent and brutal outbursts.

Proposal: Drop SCP-682 in a fight between it, Godzilla, Kong, Mothra, the Skar King, and Shimo.

Edited by TheOther36 on Apr 15th 2024 at 7:33:04 PM

When darkness meets the light, this is what it sounds like!
HeadHoncho The Boss Since: Feb, 2019
The Boss
#4286: Apr 18th 2024 at 7:05:45 PM

Result: After a long battle, SCP-682 was defeated and weakened from fight but not killed.

"You may have all have defeated me, but I'll return! You'll be sorry!"

~ SCP-682

Test: Have National Bolshevism.exe destroy SCP-682.

Sierra-D421 LCdr. SPARTAN-D421 from [REDACTED] Since: Jun, 2020 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
LCdr. SPARTAN-D421
#4287: Apr 23rd 2024 at 1:07:13 PM

Denied. The file in question was stolen from us 3 years ago.


Proposal: Expose it to GrayStillPlays' Grand Theft Auto V antics, with Class D personnel as the participant and the SCP in question as a victim.

Edited by Sierra-D421 on Apr 23rd 2024 at 1:08:08 AM

Heroes are remembered, but Spartans never die.
EnigmaticObserver Icon of the Era from beyond space, but not time (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: Tsundere'ing
Icon of the Era
#4288: Apr 23rd 2024 at 1:11:42 PM

Denied: We don't need to give it ideas for chaos.

Test: Turn off all the lights in the facility and pretend like everyone died. Without a life purpose, it should cease to exist.

The ruler of the school and most popular kid in Golden Grove.
Sierra-D421 LCdr. SPARTAN-D421 from [REDACTED] Since: Jun, 2020 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
LCdr. SPARTAN-D421
#4289: Apr 23rd 2024 at 2:26:27 PM

Denied. Having tested this in a simulation, I can guarantee that it will invariably fail. 682 is way too smart for that.


I reiterate my proposal, with the clarification that Gray's antics would be reenacted on 682 by Class D personnel. Namely, setting him up as part of a real life challenge board with Class Ds as participants.

Edited by Sierra-D421 on Apr 23rd 2024 at 2:27:58 AM

Heroes are remembered, but Spartans never die.
jtard Human from The OTHER Playground (Apprentice)
Human
#4290: May 22nd 2024 at 5:53:06 PM

bump

Oh my god fine he isn't just a head | Current avatar: Human
HacksAndSlash Emilé from Saving the world Since: Jun, 2023 Relationship Status: Whoa, they're bisexual! I didn't know that!
Emilé
#4291: May 23rd 2024 at 8:20:26 PM

Denied by ethics comitee. Even though the D-class are expendable they ultimatley are still human so killng them without purpose is not what we here at the foundation strive to do.

Send 682 in a random direction via rocket. Doesn't matter where we send it as long as its not here (though a black hole or neutron star would be preferable if possible)

"Censorship is telling a man he can't have a steak just because a baby can't chew it"
jtard Human from The OTHER Playground (Apprentice)
Human
#4292: May 24th 2024 at 12:07:56 AM

Denied.

That's just sending it somewhere. And the rocket part wouldn't change a lot, given SCP-682's resilience.


Deploy SCP-682 in Ohio, while making it drink the Grimace Shake; once you're there, the next course of action will then be to rizz up SCP-682's level 1 quintillion skibidi gyatt, before fanum taxing it in hopes of finally putting it to rest for good.

i'm sorry

Edited by jtard on May 24th 2024 at 12:08:18 PM

Oh my god fine he isn't just a head | Current avatar: Human
Sierra-D421 LCdr. SPARTAN-D421 from [REDACTED] Since: Jun, 2020 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
LCdr. SPARTAN-D421
#4293: Jun 2nd 2024 at 1:11:27 PM

Denied.

What in the [expunged] is all that?


Proposal: Deploy Starscream and his Seekers against it.

Heroes are remembered, but Spartans never die.
HeadHoncho The Boss Since: Feb, 2019
The Boss
#4294: Jul 6th 2024 at 5:45:16 PM

Result: SCP-682 defeated them all in less than an hour.

"Heh. Did you you think that would destroy me? Boy, that was a pathetic attempt to destroy me! *Snickering*"

~ SCP-682

Test: Freeze SCP-682's assets.

RJ-19-CLOVIS-93 from New Zealand (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
#4295: Jul 6th 2024 at 7:27:00 PM

Result: SCP-682 still went on a rampage. What, did you actually think it would care about money?

Test: When testing with SCP-173 hit SCP-682 with a Cupid's arrow in hopes of it falling in love with the statue and make a bunch of tactical errors. Hopefully this'll allow 173 to actually terminate 682

HacksAndSlash Emilé from Saving the world Since: Jun, 2023 Relationship Status: Whoa, they're bisexual! I didn't know that!
Emilé
#4296: Jul 6th 2024 at 7:55:33 PM

Result: 682 having learnt from a test involving 999 resists the arrow's effect on it's emotions and fights 173 as it normally would

Test: move 682 to a secure location (perferably far from this galaxy) and send after him the following: Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White And Monty Python and the Holy Grail's black knight And Benito Mussolini and the Blue Meanie And Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie Robocop, The Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader Lo-pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger, Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan, Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan to elimate 682, if the strike force fails,

send a second strike force of: Batman with prep time, Goku and Saitama if they fail, fire at 682's last known location with the following:

all 7 halo rings

both death stars

starkiller base

Spaceball one

and then have unicron eat the remains, then send unicron to the shadow realm along with 1000 Quantum Eigenstate Devices set to go off 1 nanosecond after them and unicron are banished to the shadow realm terminating that universes existance with everything inside

"Censorship is telling a man he can't have a steak just because a baby can't chew it"
R3Ked uwu'd too hard from Under there! Since: Mar, 2020 Relationship Status: RelationshipOutOfBoundsException: 1
uwu'd too hard
#4297: Jul 6th 2024 at 10:38:34 PM

Failed. SCP-682 killed the first wave of people before they could attack, and by the time Batman finished preparing, it escaped to god knows where and now we can't find it.

Stun it with Anima Sola, blast it with Mega Blast, and repeat as many times as necessary. We have a shit ton of batteries, don't worry.

TheOther36 What It Sounds Like!Huntrix from Namsan Tower, Seoul Since: Apr, 2022 Relationship Status: Wanna dance with somebody
What It Sounds Like!Huntrix
#4298: Jul 7th 2024 at 2:41:46 AM

Failed. After more than 48 hours of non-stop shooting at SCP-682, we ran out of batteries. That's when things when amiss.

Proposal: We wrap SCP-682 with canisters containing freon gas and inflatable cushions. The freon chambers produce bubbles that sink it through the deepest parts of the ocean to take its buoyancy away. If this ever fails, the cushions lift it up and kill it through decompression.

Edited by TheOther36 on Jul 7th 2024 at 5:42:28 PM

When darkness meets the light, this is what it sounds like!
zycone zycone (Resciscor) from m. Mikaki, owod'nja Mikak'skoi (Troper in training)
zycone (Resciscor)
#4299: Jul 7th 2024 at 5:15:42 PM

Failed. This creature didn't even break a sweat from that "measly spa day". Worth a try, I guess.


Proposal: Have the events in Lily's Proposal (SCP-001) be activated voluntarily; then delete SCP-682 from the kernel before re-booting the multiverse. To prevent SCP-682 finding out, we shall conduct the entire affair in Vietnamese.

Edited by zycone on Jul 7th 2024 at 8:17:11 PM

hi! i'm zycone. how are you then? is everything alright?
Sierra-D421 LCdr. SPARTAN-D421 from [REDACTED] Since: Jun, 2020 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
LCdr. SPARTAN-D421
#4300: Jul 23rd 2024 at 8:55:52 AM

Result: Failed, because SCP-682 ended up learning enough Vietnamese to realize what was being planned and killed all the scientists that hadn't fled or were offsite at the time. Disciplinary measures will be handed down from the O5 shortly.


Proposal: Send it into the SCP-3930 anomaly.

Edited by Sierra-D421 on Jul 23rd 2024 at 8:57:35 AM

Heroes are remembered, but Spartans never die.

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