We try to kill SCP-682

Result: canceled we did that before

Test: you done the material just rip 682 in to pieces and do that every time he regens until the material is done

Result: Now we have thousands of little bitty flying SCP-682 rampaging in a synchronized swarm across the site. 4,162 D-Class personnel, 318 recovery troopers, the entire task force of researchers trying to develop the indestructible material, and 74 additional researchers were Devoured by the Horde before we finally caught every last one of the fast little buggers.

Test: Quick, while SCP-682 is still a Hive Mind with lots of eyeballs, get SCP-372 in there with them!

Edit: That's not what SCP-372 does

Edited by Miss_Desperado on Oct 25th 2020 at 8:00:33 AM

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Denied. That'll just make it more insane!

Test: Put every instance of 682 in a room and let them destroy each other.

Result: Denied. The SCP-682 instances would just fuse together and cause a Containment Breach unlike any other.

Test: Expose it to every single visual and auditory cognitohazard we have. Maybe the overloading of stimulus will fry SCP-682's brain. Or at least, what can be called its brain.

Edited by MOARPYLONZ on Oct 25th 2020 at 6:47:05 AM

Result: Oh no. It developed the most powerful defense mechanism of all... Closing its eyes! Well, that blocked the visual ones anyway. The audio ones all interfered with each other and became non-anomalous white noise, which might be useful, but also it didn't help much.

Test: Throw a rock at 682. Then throw a second rock at it. Then a third. Keep this up until it is thoroughly immune to rocks. Then throw the opposite of a rock, a kcor, at it as hard as we can.

Result: SCP-682 grew itself a heavily armored carapace as expected in response to the rocks we threw at it. When the kcor hit it, the carapace shattered, SCP-682 turned inside-out and then exploded, painting the entire containment room in its gore. Unfortunately, the gore then proceeded to coalesce into a Blob Monster. That's how it found a defect in the airtight sealing of the room and breached containment. Thanks to our prior experience from the last time SCP-682 was a blob monster, this time only seventeen D-Class personnel were eaten in the recapture.

Test: Dress SCP-682 in a Global Occult Coalition uniform and present it to SCP-1609. On second thought, let's not be mean to the poor chair, we might scare it out of containment.

Test: Select a female D-Class subject 23 years of age or over and due for termination, place her as a resident of SCP-1269's house, inform SCP-1269 that SCP-682 will be released to attack the D-Class subject, release SCP-682 into the house.

Edited by Miss_Desperado on Oct 26th 2020 at 12:54:13 PM

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Result: idk what the scp is so someone else answer

Test: use a nuke on 682 then use a ekun

Denied, sending them a large amount of love letters won't help.

Denied, the same thing will likely happen.

Test: Clone 682, and make the original and the clone fight!

Edited by R3Ked on Oct 30th 2020 at 4:17:27 AM

NO

Test: use a pit of acid and then put 682 in a pit of dica

Result: Failure. we approximated the "dica" using alkaline solutions. When SCP-682 was dunked into the alkaline solution, the basic solution's ph level became neutral. It was later observed that SCP-682 had not only gained a resistance to acids, but also the ability to excrete an acidic solution at will.

Test: Have SCP-682 make a magical girl contract with Kyubey. Maybe SCP-682 will feel so much despair that it'll either kill itself or turn into a Witch that we can control.

Edited by MOARPYLONZ on Oct 31st 2020 at 8:24:45 AM

Result: Denied. We already tried that multiple times and it didn't work.

Test (resubmitted after being misread): Select a female D-Class subject 23 years of age or over and due for termination, place her as a resident of SCP-1269's house and let SCP-1269 imprint on her. Then inform SCP-1269 that SCP-682 will be released to attack the D-Class subject, release SCP-682 into the house, and let the mailbox get violently protective of the D-Class subject. Hopefully it'll clobber the damn lizard once and for all.

Edited by Miss_Desperado on Oct 31st 2020 at 10:20:42 AM

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I still don't know that scp

Test: use a big giant laser on 682 and once he has resistance use a redal tnaig gib

Result: The misspelling of of big-giant-laser backward as big giant lader led us to accidently request an anomalously large ladder. The researcher involved refuses to check what the SCPs on offer are, and steadfastly refuses to check their spelling. Resultantly, they have "accidently" been given orders to annoy Dr. Clef. A body cleanup crew is on standby.

Test: Now that we have a giant ladder, maybe we can put it over 682's enclosure, so that it has no recourse except to walk under it. With the newly gained anomalously large levels bad luck, perhaps it will trip on a rock and die.

Edited by Florien on Oct 31st 2020 at 12:31:41 PM

Result:Failure. How do you expect a simple trip to kill it?

Test: Piss on it.

I can't say goodbye to yesterday…

Result: Denied. The ph of urine is relatively but mildly acidic. Not to mention SCP-682 gained a resistance to acids from a previous experiment. The urine might, at best, annoy it, and at worst, enrage it.

(Note: The researcher that suggested this test was discharged from the SCP Foundation for indecency)

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Test: Subject SCP-682 to a prolonged electrical shock until it either dies or gains electrical resistance. Then subject SCP-682 to electromagnets that'll siphon every single electrical photon away from SCP-682. This should hopefully either short out or depower SCP-682's organs.

result: it comes back

Test: use a big giant laser on 682 and once it is immune us a resal tnaig gib

Result: Both the laser and resal are like mosquito bites to it.

That didn't work the first time, why would you try again? - Dr. Lucario

Test: Gather every single drop of acid on the planet and dump it on 682, in a deserted area of course.

Result: Mixing all the acid together didn't strengthen it. It instead diluted it, due to the fact that most of that acid is seawater, and as a result, no effect. Also draining the oceans almost alerted people that we exist and may have doomed the planet.

Test: I think we have a freaky-friday thing lying around somewhere, in one of the containment things. Could we Freaky-Friday flip someone we trust into 682's body, thus allowing us to have a loyal un-killable ally? (And then just throw the old body with 682's mind in it into a volcano or something, I don't care what you do with it.)

Result: failure it didn’t consider it conscious but it did consider it sapient. No idea what that means for us

Test: throw an anti matter bomb at it

I look to the stars... but that's mostly because there isn't anything else interesting

Result: Denied. Antimatter is not only prohibitively expensive but has also been proven to not work on SCP-682.

Test: Let's use one of our orbital satellites!

Result: Our Kill Sat made a crater the size of New York City, and SCP-682 climbed out of the crater only slightly singed.

Test (resubmitted after being repeatedly misread or pushed aside — hopefully somebody other than jasonbob123 will respond): Select a female D-Class subject 23 years of age or over and due for termination, place her as a resident of SCP-1269's house and let SCP-1269 imprint on her. Then inform SCP-1269 that SCP-682 will be released to attack the D-Class subject, release SCP-682 into the house, and let the mailbox get violently protective of the D-Class subject. Hopefully it'll clobber the damn lizard once and for all.

Edited by Miss_Desperado on Nov 7th 2020 at 8:00:10 AM

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not responding but why don't you want me to respond? do I do it to often?

You just don't go into much detail and usually just say "no". Try not to do that.

Result: It went smoothly until 682 destroyed the mailbox and the D-Class. They're not coming back.

Test: Expose it to the memetic kill agent guarding SCP-001.

Edited by R3Ked on Nov 11th 2020 at 1:37:13 AM

Result: SCP-682 temporarily suffers cardiac arrest, but survives and recovers completely just a few minutes later. When exposed to the memetic kill agent again, it has no effect on the creature, as if he got memetic inoculation to protect himself.

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Test: Try using a random SCP against 682.

What's the number of the random SCP you used?

Edited by AHI-3000 on Nov 11th 2020 at 6:38:05 AM

Result: we used the scp against 682 he was turned into energy but began shaping into a lizard again he converted an entire site into energy and consumed it all before turning back into a even bigger lizard

test: get kirby to eat him