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TalesofUnder Angry Werecat from Tandy Gardens Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
Angry Werecat
Feb 7th 2019 at 9:06:57 PM

Result: Wait, why is this even in the test logs? It has nothing to do with SCP-682.

(In another parallel universe....)

Test: The default dance didnít work: try the Orange Justice.

Who invited the angry catgirl into my avatar gallery? .......It was me.
TimeLordVictorious Relationship Status: Gone fishin'
Feb 7th 2019 at 11:41:31 PM

Result: Denied. Stop suggesting Fortnite dances.

Test: Have it fight the Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog.

Edited by TimeLordVictorious on Feb 7th 2019 at 11:41:41 AM

"Shout, shout, let it all out These are the things I can do without, come on I'm talking to you, come on!" -Tears For Fears
RJ-19-CLOVIS-93 from New Zealand
Feb 8th 2019 at 1:08:40 AM

Result: After being viciously assaulted by the rabbit for several seconds, SCP-682's head morphed into a scary cat which scared the killer rabbit off

Test 1: Have you considered using me against SCP-682? Prolonged exposure to me could get SCP-682 to end up damaging itself or at least keeping itself busy emulating my functions. What could go wrong?

Test 2: Use a boggart to see what SCP-682 fears, in hopes we can use that to destroy it. Hopefully 682's deepest fear is not SCP-173 as that didn't work out well. If not, we can at least use the boggart to find the greatest fears of other dangerous SCPs in hopes of better understanding and possibly containing and/or controlling them.

Edited by RJ-19-CLOVIS-93 on Feb 8th 2019 at 10:09:06 PM

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Siegfried1337 Waiting for Heaven's Feel III to come out from Lothric Relationship Status: Staying up all night to get lucky
Waiting for Heaven's Feel III to come out
Feb 8th 2019 at 1:31:20 AM

Result of Test #1: All toasters toast toast.

Result of Test #2: While it didn't work as intended, it's surprisingly useful for discovering the other fears of the more Dangerous SC Ps.

Test: Show You Tube Rewind 2018 to it.

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unfortunatezorua Squidgirl, The II from Despacito Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
Squidgirl, The II
Feb 8th 2019 at 2:21:16 AM

Result: 682's head turned inside out from disgust and it remained that way for a whole week, however otherwise it didn't have any adverse affects on him.

Test: Throw SCP-682 into the sun.

Edited by unfortunatezorua on Feb 8th 2019 at 6:22:46 PM

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Skunkbrains Relationship Status: TV Tropes ruined my love life
Feb 8th 2019 at 10:31:29 AM

Result: Denied. We already tried that. (It's in the official one. He came back with wings)

Proposal: Through magic and shite we curse it so that if it kills another being it dies, turns into a frog, transformed into stone and banished from earth forever.

Burritos are the most convenient and delicious food in the universe. Change my mind.
RJ-19-CLOVIS-93 from New Zealand
Feb 8th 2019 at 1:59:00 PM

Result: Failure. Even if we had magic that powerful, what's to stop 682 from inflicting fates worse than death as a Loophole Abuse? Being murdered by that thing is bad enough as it is

Test: Ask SCP-294 for "a cup of the deadliest poison it can possibly produce", and get enough of it to replace SCP-682's blood with it.

Theory: Would SCP-035 or Dr Bright possessing SCP-682 make it less or more dangerous?

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TalesofUnder Angry Werecat from Tandy Gardens Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
Angry Werecat
Feb 8th 2019 at 4:33:45 PM

Result: Denied. It literally swims in corrosive acid, so what do you think poisonís gonna do to it? If anything, itíll just make it stronger.

Test: Donít directly kill it, but isolate it in Antarctica, as far under the surface as we can.

Who invited the angry catgirl into my avatar gallery? .......It was me.
TimeLordVictorious Relationship Status: Gone fishin'
Feb 8th 2019 at 5:21:38 PM

Result: Thanks to global warming, the ice on Antarctica isn't as thick as we hoped it would be. SCP-682 was able to make quick work of the ice before it swam to the nearest continent and attacked the first city it saw.

Test: Trap it in a giant blender.

Edited by TimeLordVictorious on Feb 8th 2019 at 7:40:42 AM

"Shout, shout, let it all out These are the things I can do without, come on I'm talking to you, come on!" -Tears For Fears
Feb 9th 2019 at 8:29:41 AM

Test: Denied.

Dr. [REDACTED]: Did you really think we didn't try this before? Hell, did anything else?

Test: Force the Aces of Strangereal to attack 682 in their best possible aircraft.

Yo! Dragster here.
HeadHoncho The Boss
The Boss
Feb 9th 2019 at 1:11:45 PM

Result: Epic Fail! Did you really think that would work? SCP-682 destroyed the aircraft and it is more upset than ever.

Test: Subject SCP-682 to the Flying Dutchman.

TimeLordVictorious Relationship Status: Gone fishin'
Feb 12th 2019 at 8:49:04 AM

Result: Around an hour after showing the Flying Dutchman to SCP-682, SCP-173 breached containment and made its way over to 682's cell. The site was put on lockdown, and SCP-173 was safely locked back inside its cell after three days of work.

So to summarize, the Flying Dutchman intended to SCP-682 to die via SCP-173.

Test: Trap it in the Upside-Down.

"Shout, shout, let it all out These are the things I can do without, come on I'm talking to you, come on!" -Tears For Fears
TimeLordVictorious Relationship Status: Gone fishin'
Feb 13th 2019 at 9:00:34 AM

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"Shout, shout, let it all out These are the things I can do without, come on I'm talking to you, come on!" -Tears For Fears
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