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Result: Wait, why is this even in the test logs? It has nothing to do with SCP-682.
(In another parallel universe....)
Test: The default dance didnít work: try the Orange Justice.
Result: Denied. Stop suggesting Fortnite dances.
Test: Have it fight the Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog.
Edited by TimeLordVictorious on Feb 7th 2019 at 11:41:41 AM
Result: After being viciously assaulted by the rabbit for several seconds, SCP-682's head morphed into a scary cat which scared the killer rabbit off
Test 1: Have you considered using me against SCP-682? Prolonged exposure to me could get SCP-682 to end up damaging itself or at least keeping itself busy emulating my functions. What could go wrong?
Test 2: Use a boggart to see what SCP-682 fears, in hopes we can use that to destroy it. Hopefully 682's deepest fear is not SCP-173 as that didn't work out well. If not, we can at least use the boggart to find the greatest fears of other dangerous SCPs in hopes of better understanding and possibly containing and/or controlling them.
Edited by RJ-19-CLOVIS-93 on Feb 8th 2019 at 10:09:06 PM
Result of Test #1: All toasters toast toast.
Result of Test #2: While it didn't work as intended, it's surprisingly useful for discovering the other fears of the more Dangerous SC Ps.
Test: Show You Tube Rewind 2018 to it.
Result: 682's head turned inside out from disgust and it remained that way for a whole week, however otherwise it didn't have any adverse affects on him.
Test: Throw SCP-682 into the sun.
Edited by unfortunatezorua on Feb 8th 2019 at 6:22:46 PM
Result: Denied. We already tried that. (It's in the official one. He came back with wings)
Proposal: Through magic and shite we curse it so that if it kills another being it dies, turns into a frog, transformed into stone and banished from earth forever.
Result: Failure. Even if we had magic that powerful, what's to stop 682 from inflicting fates worse than death as a Loophole Abuse? Being murdered by that thing is bad enough as it is
Test: Ask SCP-294 for "a cup of the deadliest poison it can possibly produce", and get enough of it to replace SCP-682's blood with it.
Theory: Would SCP-035 or Dr Bright possessing SCP-682 make it less or more dangerous?
Result: Denied. It literally swims in corrosive acid, so what do you think poisonís gonna do to it? If anything, itíll just make it stronger.
Test: Donít directly kill it, but isolate it in Antarctica, as far under the surface as we can.
Result: Thanks to global warming, the ice on Antarctica isn't as thick as we hoped it would be. SCP-682 was able to make quick work of the ice before it swam to the nearest continent and attacked the first city it saw.
Test: Trap it in a giant blender.
Edited by TimeLordVictorious on Feb 8th 2019 at 7:40:42 AM
Dr. [REDACTED]: Did you really think we didn't try this before? Hell, did anything else?
Test: Force the Aces of Strangereal to attack 682 in their best possible aircraft.
Result: Epic Fail! Did you really think that would work? SCP-682 destroyed the aircraft and it is more upset than ever.
Test: Subject SCP-682 to the Flying Dutchman.
Result: Around an hour after showing the Flying Dutchman to SCP-682, SCP-173 breached containment and made its way over to 682's cell. The site was put on lockdown, and SCP-173 was safely locked back inside its cell after three days of work.
So to summarize, the Flying Dutchman intended to SCP-682 to die via SCP-173.
Test: Trap it in the Upside-Down.
Result: 682 apparently CAN tolerate other life since it FUCKING MADE BABIES WITH THE DEMOGORGON. Fortunately unlike both parents they are quite docile and reproduce asexually. Permission to incorporate into MTF forces pending.
Test: We throw it into Bullet Hell (Enter the gungeon) and bar all further entry into the Gungeon
Dr. [REDACTED]: What, are we going to risk it being able to avoid containment in the first place?! Nuh-uh. No. Certainly not.
Test: Fire a Stonehenge shell into 682.
Result: SCP-682 was turned into Ludicrous Gibs, and managed to reform. However, in the process of reforming, it also fused together with the bullets, and thus leaving it stuck with a bunch of bullets in its body. We were then treated to the wonderful sight of SCP-682 pushing and popping bullets out of its body.
Test: Lock it in a room full of anti-vaxxers. Either SCP-682 gets rid of a bunch of delusional assholes, or SCP-682 gets infected with every sickness known to man.
Result: SCP-682 kills the anti-vaxxer.
"What were we expecting really"-Dr.████████
Test: Have Monokuma create an execution for the scip.
Edited by Glitchy99 on Feb 20th 2019 at 1:23:42 AM
Result: Not even he could come up with an execution method for the invincible lizard.
ďThe greatest psychopathic manchild in history canít even figure out how to kill this thing. Says a lot, really....Ē -Dr. Bacteria
Test: Replace the acid in its chamber with a super-acid only invented just recently by humans. The acid can melt through concrete and can only be safely stored in a cup made of materials that were also recently invented.
Result: It's complicated. We tried making an acid that could kill SCP-682 through SCP-294, but because anything that was not a cup couldn't handle it we weren't able to make enough of that acid to douse 682 all out once and leave nothing behind. The best acid that we could keep in the facility? It did mean 682 was much slower at regenerating, but still fast enough that it couldn't reduce it to nothing
Current status of SCP-682 is that in this acid it usually has the consistency of slime, but retains intelligence and can take certain shapes, and breaks out(albeit not as often). It was ultimately decided that while it was better at containment, the finances were too much to sustain this and the cheaper option of the acid we were already using is preferred.
Test 1: Turn SCP-682 into a human. Perhaps if it is in this form, 682 will tear itself apart out of sheer loathing for organic life or suffer a Villainous BSoD from being You Are What You Hate
Test 2: Replace SCP-682's bloodstream with the following, in order-molten sulfur, molten lead, liquid cocaine, water, botulism, ebola viruses, condensed zyklon gas and liquid nitrogen
Test #1 Result: As predicted, SCP-682 tore itself apart out of self-hatred in one of its largest rages. However, this being SCP-682, it regenerated back into the original reptile form.
Test #2 Result: Almost immediately, SCP-682 started growing dozens upon dozens of tumors on just about every body part you can and can't name. Its bone structure weakened to the point where it makes Mr. Glass look like Hercules. It went blind and lost its hearing soon after, all while more of this concoction was injected into it. And then we discovered that when pushed to its Rage Breaking Point, SCP-682 accesses a One-Winged Angel form. So not only it regenerated, but it became stronger and harder to kill. As for what the form looks like? Nothing Is Scarier and Go Mad from the Revelation apply, as anyone who looks at it looses any semblance of sanity, save for those of us who either already insane or morally bankrupt. Either way, Reset Button gets pushed and we end up at square one.
Proposal: Send it to M. Bison and have him use the Psycho Drive to kill SCP-682.
Edited by TimeLordVictorious on Feb 20th 2019 at 4:49:30 AM
[REDACTED]: NO. THAT SON OF A BITCH WOULD ATTEMPT TO WEAPONIZE IT. WHOEVER SUGGESTED IT, KINDLY GET OUT OF THE FOUNDATION AND HOPE TO GOD OR WHATEVER HIGHER POWER WE HAVE THAT WE DON'T FIND YOU.
Test: Fire a Tactical Laser System at it.
Result: 682 was heavily damaged by beam but regenerated. 682 displayed signs of being near death. Researchers were greatly encouraged by this. Dr.Bright suggested that we use "MOAR LAZZZERZ" in order to kill 682 once and for all. Unfortunately 682 had developed a special carapace that allowed it to reflect them back. We are now in debt to every single major internet provider due to the destruction of [REDACTED] satellites.
Test: We throw it into a volcano then we launch the volcano after freezing it into a ice cube.
Result: The volcano erupted and sent SCP-682 into orbit. It eventually landed off the coast of [REDACTED] and the official story is that a meteor landed there. And no, the "meteor" was not shouting obscenities for the whole world to hear.
Test: Electroshock therapy. Hopefully we'll turn its brain to mush to the point where it can't regenerate.
Result: The cerebrospinal fluid of SCP-682 became an insulator, backed up by an insulating rubber membrane, rendering electroshock therapy ineffective
Test: Give SCP-682 the Hito Hito no Mi aka the Human-Human Fruit, then drop 682 as deep into the water as possible. No Devil Fruit user is capable of swimming no matter who it is and they are powerless there. The Human-Human Fruit will not give 682 any powers it doesn't already have, so even if escapes this cannot get worse
Result: While 682 did not develop any new powers he quickly developed gills to breathe underwater. Apparently the water effect does not work on the user's anomalous abilities it already had before that.
Addendum: 682 was discovered to gain an increased knowledge of human culture and society after eating the fruit.
Test: We get it unconscious and get a Chaotic good genie with a friendly disposition towards the Foundation to grants the following 3 wishes and get a level 20 wizard to make the fourth one
A)682 will never wake up from this sleep
B)682 will be transported into THE GUNGEON
C)682 will never be able to use any firearm or tool that launches towards an object.
D)682 will never be able to understand any language while in the gungeon (Prevent him from learning about the gun/bullet that can kill the past)
We also send supplies to the Lich in order to prevent his dethronement. Supplies shall include: Stimpacks, Ammo, Magic tomes and swords
Addendum made by Bright: Don't forget to super glue some swords on him. It should make him a target of the Lord Of the Jammed.
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