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Result: Wait, why is this even in the test logs? It has nothing to do with SCP-682.
(In another parallel universe....)
Test: The default dance didnít work: try the Orange Justice.
Result: Denied. Stop suggesting Fortnite dances.
Test: Have it fight the Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog.
Edited by TimeLordVictorious on Feb 7th 2019 at 11:41:41 AM
Result: After being viciously assaulted by the rabbit for several seconds, SCP-682's head morphed into a scary cat which scared the killer rabbit off
Test 1: Have you considered using me against SCP-682? Prolonged exposure to me could get SCP-682 to end up damaging itself or at least keeping itself busy emulating my functions. What could go wrong?
Test 2: Use a boggart to see what SCP-682 fears, in hopes we can use that to destroy it. Hopefully 682's deepest fear is not SCP-173 as that didn't work out well. If not, we can at least use the boggart to find the greatest fears of other dangerous SCPs in hopes of better understanding and possibly containing and/or controlling them.
Edited by RJ-19-CLOVIS-93 on Feb 8th 2019 at 10:09:06 PM
Result of Test #1: All toasters toast toast.
Result of Test #2: While it didn't work as intended, it's surprisingly useful for discovering the other fears of the more Dangerous SC Ps.
Test: Show You Tube Rewind 2018 to it.
Result: 682's head turned inside out from disgust and it remained that way for a whole week, however otherwise it didn't have any adverse affects on him.
Test: Throw SCP-682 into the sun.
Edited by unfortunatezorua on Feb 8th 2019 at 6:22:46 PM
Result: Denied. We already tried that. (It's in the official one. He came back with wings)
Proposal: Through magic and shite we curse it so that if it kills another being it dies, turns into a frog, transformed into stone and banished from earth forever.
Result: Failure. Even if we had magic that powerful, what's to stop 682 from inflicting fates worse than death as a Loophole Abuse? Being murdered by that thing is bad enough as it is
Test: Ask SCP-294 for "a cup of the deadliest poison it can possibly produce", and get enough of it to replace SCP-682's blood with it.
Theory: Would SCP-035 or Dr Bright possessing SCP-682 make it less or more dangerous?
Result: Denied. It literally swims in corrosive acid, so what do you think poisonís gonna do to it? If anything, itíll just make it stronger.
Test: Donít directly kill it, but isolate it in Antarctica, as far under the surface as we can.
Result: Thanks to global warming, the ice on Antarctica isn't as thick as we hoped it would be. SCP-682 was able to make quick work of the ice before it swam to the nearest continent and attacked the first city it saw.
Test: Trap it in a giant blender.
Edited by TimeLordVictorious on Feb 8th 2019 at 7:40:42 AM
Dr. [REDACTED]: Did you really think we didn't try this before? Hell, did anything else?
Test: Force the Aces of Strangereal to attack 682 in their best possible aircraft.
Result: Epic Fail! Did you really think that would work? SCP-682 destroyed the aircraft and it is more upset than ever.
Test: Subject SCP-682 to the Flying Dutchman.
Result: Around an hour after showing the Flying Dutchman to SCP-682, SCP-173 breached containment and made its way over to 682's cell. The site was put on lockdown, and SCP-173 was safely locked back inside its cell after three days of work.
So to summarize, the Flying Dutchman intended to SCP-682 to die via SCP-173.
Test: Trap it in the Upside-Down.
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