We try to kill SCP-682

This thread exists to conduct further investigation towards the nature of SCP-682. We will be attempting, by various means, to kill and/or render SCP-682 inert.

We will be testing a number of both conventional methods and objects from the SCP series on SCP-682. First, a suggestion must be put forth. Then, the next poster will note the results of said test and, if necessary, suggest another.

Warning! Personnel are advised to exercise extreme caution when testing SCPs potentially more potent than SCP-682. You have been advised.

Test 1: A drop from near-Earth orbit.

edited 17th Jun '10 8:17:15 AM by KSPAM

Result: Failure. SCP-682 survived the fall unharmed, despite burn damage from re-entry.

Dr. Clef: We already talked about this, sort of. Dropping him from an airplane was mentioned and rejected, it's no surprise this wasn't much better.

Test 2: Punch a hole in SCP-342 and feed it to him in a tempting but small meal. Lure him to a mass transit vehicle secretly filled with D-Class personnel, which he will inevitably attack. Wire remote controls into the transit vehicle so it can not leave until SCP-682 has made contact with or is inside the vehicle. Let the tickets work their dark curse, and wave bye-bye to SCP-682 as he leaves on a one-way trip to a horrible fate.

Result: Failed. SCP-682 refused to eat the ticket laced meal, opting instead to snack on the convenient squad of ignorant D-class personnel who entered his containment chamber to deliver it.

Test 3: Subject will be exposed to SCP-024

Result: Failure. SCP 682 was ejected, the announcer stating "[DATA EXPUNGED] are not accepted as contestants. We don't want our employees to be hurt, doctor. Just a matter of safety."

Test 04: Drop SCP-682 down the hole where SCP-610 resides.

Dr. —-: Maybe they'll destroy each other, given that viral materials don't have much of an effect on SCP-682. At least we'll be rid of that [REDACTED] knockoff!

edited 17th Jun '10 9:57:09 PM by Colonial1.1

Result: Nothing for at least 30 minutes. After 30 minutes, several infectees were reported to be scrambling from the cave. An hour later, SCP-682 emerged, coated in various infected bodily fluids.

Test: Getting any Reality Bender to simply wish it away.

Result: Failure. While test initially showed promise, within fifteen minutes of the cessation of SCP-682, subject began to experience intense pain and complained of hearing faint voices. This behavior escalated into screaming hysteria, bleeding from the eyes, ears and mouth and eventually [DATA EXPUNGED], heralding the return of SCP-682.

Test: Full submersion in molten lead, followed by a quick freeze.

Result: Appears to work, until SCP-682 breaks out of the brittle metal cocoon. Showed signs of severe burns healing slowly.

Test: Expose SCP-682 to SCP-736.

Result: Failed. Upon inhalation of SCP-736, SCP-682 immediately began thrashing and flailing about, goring a number of D-personnel and messily killing more. Eventually, as the effects became apparent, SCP-682n slowly ceased its rampage, bleeding profusely. Upon further inspection by D-class personnel, it became quite apparent that SCP-682's regenerative abilities had outdone themselves once more. Test may or may not be repeated.

Test: Apply vigorous amounts of SCP-528.

edited 17th Jun '10 7:13:27 PM by KSPAM

Result: Failure. First test phase involved an attempt to kill SCP-682 by stretching and breaking SCP-528. SCP-682's bodily structure initially resisted distortion; it incurred some deformity when SCP-528 was stretched to a length of 8 inches and snapped in two pieces. SCP-682 was observed to thrash about in apparent pain, but quickly ceased, and its bodily structure returned to normal. A second phase of the test involved molding the pieces of SCP-528 back together and rolling them into a ball. This had no effect on SCP-682 whatsoever, and the test was deemed ineffective and terminated.

Test: Crushing between two twenty-ton steel slabs.

Result: Failure. 682 proceeded to break both slabs with what sounded like "a snort of absolute contempt".

Test: Give 682 over to "The Old Man", SCP-106.

Dr.—- Hey, 610 was subdued for months after we put that overgrown reptile down there! If this works, we'll be able to move funds required for the containment of the geezer!

edited 17th Jun '10 10:32:24 PM by Colonial1.1

Result: Failure. SCP-682 emerged from SCP-601's pocket dimension with minor burns, but was relatively unharmed. SCP-601 was recorded swearing profusely in the limited time its pocket dimension remained open.

Test: Evacuate all personnel from testing area. Detonate thermonuclear warheads around SCP-682.

Result: [[Experiment Cancelled]], read the 17th entry on that monster's Termination Log...

Test: Isolate SCP-682 into a large, thick titanium sphere, then release said sphere at the earth's Mohorovičić discontinuity (if it doesn't kill the thing, at least it'll be out of sight and out of mind...).

edited 17th Jun '10 11:02:08 PM by CaptainNapalm

Experiment failed: While it was determined to be trapped inside; it later reappeared near our facilitys'. It appears to have developed a liking for D-Class subjects.

Test: Send it into a black hole.

edited 18th Jun '10 9:35:42 AM by TheMightyAnonym

Errr... Don't you have your own proposal, Antonym?

result: Inconclusive. While 682 was successfully launched into the event horizon of a black hole, it eventually reappeared outside the launch center, albeit exhausted and compressed to a much smaller size. Subject was easily subdued and returned to containment while in this state; it recovered soon afterward, and was observed to have a much higher density.

well, at least we have a way to wear the bastard out...—Dr. Dawson.

Test: isolate SCP-682 within a 15-foot diameter sphere of telekill and drop it into the Marianas Trench.

Result: Failure. Four days after test commencement, SCP-682 was discovered resurfacing near █████, █████. It was subdued and recovered before any non-Foundation casualties occurred. SCP-682 was observed to have developed several tentacles and a large beak-like structure.

Test: Expose SCP-682 to SCP-597. Then crush it with the aforementioned twenty-ton steel slabs.

edited 18th Jun '10 9:57:54 AM by KarlzBelena

Dr.—-: Or, just let the bastard eat it. Personnel costs will go down!

^^Result: SCP-682 broke out of the telekill sphere at approximately 6:30 am. the following day. Subject supposedly drowned and floated up to the surface of the Atlantic Ocean, where it revived itself and proceeded to violently kill the monitoring personal.

^Result: SCP-682, being reptilian, was not interested in it, and proceeded to break out of the testing chamber and violently murder the testing staff.

Test: Tranquilize the subject and place it in the Navidson House labyrinth. As SCP-682 appears to be self aware, it should not, in theory, be expunged from the labyrinth.

edited 18th Jun '10 9:58:28 AM by Dreadnought

Result: Failure. SCP-682 was initially absorbed into the labyrinth, but emerged three days later in [REDACTED]. Mobile Taks Forces Pi-1 ("City Slickers") and Omega-7 ("Pandora's Box") dispatched to apprehend. SCP-682 subdued and restrained after 79 hours of fighting. Remaining civilians administered class A amnesiacs.

Nice try. Now how the hell are we going to explain this? — Dr. Kondraki

Test: Blast it with SCP-427. Hey, this can't make things any worse, right?

Result: [[Experiment Cancelled]]. Considering the nature of SCP-427 and the usual difficulties in dealing with the results, it was determined that there were far too many risks and not enough benefits to this test.

Test: Careful exposure to SCP-510.

Result. Failure. SCP-682 resisted infestation by SCP-510 by adapting itself to an inorganic state.

Test: Expose SCP-682 to Darkblade.

^^^ Can't make things any worse?! Yes, let's blast the monster with the SCP that turns things into monsters!

^^ Result: Failure. Exposure to SCP-510 was initially successful. 27 hours after initial exposure, SCP-682 falls into deep slumber. D Class personnel are sent to confirm SCP-682's demise. 28 hours after exposure, pillow-like growths are rapidly expelled, and D Class personnel are killed.

^ Result: Failure. Darkblade, after a quick battle, was eaten.

Test: While bombarding SCP-682 with no less than one hundred fully automatic miniguns, introduce SCP-076-2 to SCP-682.

edited 18th Jun '10 5:28:34 PM by Chubert

Result: Failure. SCP-682 rapidly developed a bullet-resistant carapace, defeating 76 soon after.

Test: drop 682 as far into the depths of SCP-850 as possible via remote-controlled submarine.

Dr.—-: Heeeerrrre [Redacted]...

edited 19th Jun '10 6:06:35 AM by Colonial1.1

Result: [[Experiment Cancelled]]

Did you intend for someone to CARRY that thing into SCP-850? Remember why we started the Bottleship Project? - Dr. ______

Test: Repeatedly input "Cup of SCP-682" into SCP-294.

edited 19th Jun '10 6:26:36 AM by Darxzero

Dr.—-: REMOTE CONTROL. No one has to die! The purpose here is to put him in, get far enough into 850, then let the [DATA EXPUNGED] eat him. Ordering the dismantlement of 682 is only going to make things worse!