...I am not a virgin, so I assume you weren't talking to me.
edited 24th Sep '10 4:01:13 AM by WUE
oh,don't kid around. want some crumpets, wue?
No, thank you.
Who knows what's stuffed there.
YOU THINK I'M CUTE!?
I made a vow to never eat anything that Pies makes. Oh wait, I just got the irony... Heh.
"A closed mouth doesn't get fed. An open mouth swallows 8 spiders a year." - Don Zabu
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The crumpets are Posio-(is teleported to an alternate universe of pure horror)
YOU! ARE! INSAZNE!
actually, do you see the penises in my stomach?
i regurgitate them and make them into crumpets
Suberu stares before spitting out some of the crumpets she was just about to eat.
In an anime, I'll be the Tsundere Dark Magical Girl who likes purple MY own profile is actually HERE!
YOU THINK I'M CUTE!?
You can't say I didn't warn you...
"A closed mouth doesn't get fed. An open mouth swallows 8 spiders a year." - Don Zabu
i like your booty but i'm not gay
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-n.
Man, that was freaky.
YOU! ARE! INSAZNE!
YOU THINK I'M CUTE!?
... Pies mind-raped you, didn't he?
"A closed mouth doesn't get fed. An open mouth swallows 8 spiders a year." - Don Zabu
Interesting Conversation
No, no, no, he didn't sir. he certaintly certaintly certaintly didn't take my mind and my sanity, sir. Absolutely not not not, sir.
YOU! ARE! INSAZNE!
Ghosts' Poet
-checks tablet-
Apparently, something's destroying the department of the dead. Says something about "he who ended the old universe".
-tablet turns blue-
...Well, I wouldn't have expected the department of gods to be using Windows.
you'll then have a grave in the clouds where you won't lie too cramped
EMPERAHS FURIEH!!!
"THAT WOULD BE WINGODS...TALK TO THE GOD OF PROGRAMING. HE MADE THAT OS. OF COURSE, I 'COULD' JUST FIX EVERYTHING BY MERELY WISHING IT, BUT THEN YOU GUYS WOULD BE JOBLESS."
Wingods? THAT'S MADNESS! Why use Wingods when you can turn Pie into a mad supercomputer that will try to overtake your throne and inevitable die at the end of the MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD best-seller I'm writing right now? It's called 'THE NECRONONICLES'.
YOU THINK I'M CUTE!?
-slaps WUE-
... You deserved that!
"A closed mouth doesn't get fed. An open mouth swallows 8 spiders a year." - Don Zabu
...sorry Snarky. I promise my pun will grow madder and madder and more alien next time. 
Jamais vu
PUNS? PUNS CANNOT CONTROL THE POWER OF CHEESECAKE!!! And rock an' roll. But that's another story.
UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOI
i just ate calvin's soul.
Bibliophile.
Spit it out, pies. Be a good little God. Now, or else I'll tattle about you-know-what to the overgod.
edited 30th Sep '10 11:11:19 AM by AlirozTheConfused
Never be without a Hat! Hot means heat. I don't care if your usage dates to 1300, it's my word, not yours. My Pm box is open.
about what? he probably knows about it already.
YOU THINK I'M CUTE!?
... Oh God, what've you done now?
"A closed mouth doesn't get fed. An open mouth swallows 8 spiders a year." - Don Zabu
want crumpets,virgin-boy?