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Punishment Red any good books? from Trying to write a book. Since: Sep, 2010
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#1026: Sep 17th 2010 at 4:54:29 PM

I don't even like creme pies!

So you think you are worthy to respond to this signature, mere mortal?
rifflet YOU THINK I'M CUTE!? from beyond the graaaaave! Since: Apr, 2010
YOU THINK I'M CUTE!?
#1027: Sep 17th 2010 at 5:03:04 PM

-deadpan-

Well, this bodes well.

"A closed mouth doesn't get fed. An open mouth swallows 8 spiders a year." - Don Zabu
Shichibukai Permanently Banned from Banland Since: Oct, 2011
Permanently Banned
#1028: Sep 17th 2010 at 5:10:28 PM

And Shichibukai sulked and devoured a thousand babies.

edited 17th Sep '10 5:10:41 PM by Shichibukai

Requiem ~ September 2010 - October 2011 [Banned 4 Life]
TheGreatPiesAlt Since: Dec, 1969
yarrunmace Ghosts' Poet from Seine Since: Jun, 2009
Ghosts' Poet
#1030: Sep 18th 2010 at 5:11:15 PM

FOOL! They already live again! And I shall not let up my attack for a second!

-Azaron cuts one of Pies's atoms in half, causing a minor atomic explosion-

edited 18th Sep '10 5:11:34 PM by yarrunmace

you'll then have a grave in the clouds where you won't lie too cramped
Questrayve Blue Haired Librarian from The Evil Base Since: Sep, 2010
Blue Haired Librarian
#1031: Sep 18th 2010 at 5:13:15 PM

If you ever see a person who calls itself Questrayve, don't trust them. They are a thief and a lier who will betray you given the chance. Do not give it that chance.

By the way, I'm questrayve, god of... god of... What am I the god of?

Eat pasta!
Questrayve Blue Haired Librarian from The Evil Base Since: Sep, 2010
Blue Haired Librarian
#1032: Sep 18th 2010 at 5:14:19 PM

I am Questrayve god of-Oh crap! That god who looks like me is trying to turn you against me! Don't trust that sneaky god.

edited 18th Sep '10 5:14:38 PM by Questrayve

Eat pasta!
TheGreatPiesAlt Since: Dec, 1969
#1033: Sep 18th 2010 at 5:15:13 PM

oh no, an atomic explosion! and a minor one too. oh no! i'm scared

yarrunmace Ghosts' Poet from Seine Since: Jun, 2009
Ghosts' Poet
#1034: Sep 18th 2010 at 5:25:38 PM

-Azaron cuts through all of Pies's atoms, causing a lot of minor atomic explosions-

you'll then have a grave in the clouds where you won't lie too cramped
TheGreatPiesAlt Since: Dec, 1969
#1035: Sep 18th 2010 at 5:27:14 PM

okay, seriously? this is annoying. i'm immortal, you're immortal, we both have LIVES

yarrunmace Ghosts' Poet from Seine Since: Jun, 2009
Ghosts' Poet
#1036: Sep 18th 2010 at 5:33:20 PM

Maybe you do. I enforce for the department of the dead. Getting off time is near impossible!

-Azaron pauses and takes out a tablet from inside his armor-

Oh, what do you know. It turns out that there's actually room in the budget to pay for the injuries. Your death date's been moved back to it's original spot.

you'll then have a grave in the clouds where you won't lie too cramped
TheGreatPiesAlt Since: Dec, 1969
Punishment Red any good books? from Trying to write a book. Since: Sep, 2010
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#1038: Sep 18th 2010 at 5:39:41 PM

You will die when you will die. No need to waste your present worrying about the future.

When I die, my insect children will become gods, or at least some of them will.

edited 18th Sep '10 5:40:01 PM by Punishment

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TheGreatPiesAlt Since: Dec, 1969
#1039: Sep 18th 2010 at 5:41:36 PM

don't you get it? i don't want to go back to the nothingness that hides behind all those "afterlife" lies

edited 18th Sep '10 5:41:50 PM by TheGreatPiesAlt

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#1040: Sep 18th 2010 at 5:44:11 PM

are you not a God, the one who calls himself the great pies alt? Are you not all powerful? did you not once bend all of time and space to your will with nary a thought? why do you restrict yourself? do you think that, if you truly used all of your powers to survive, you would still die? you are pathetic if you limit yourself thus. I shall speak to you no more about this. goodbye.

edited 18th Sep '10 5:46:09 PM by Punishment

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yarrunmace Ghosts' Poet from Seine Since: Jun, 2009
Ghosts' Poet
#1041: Sep 18th 2010 at 5:44:38 PM

Azaron: That's not in my juristiction. And you, with the hat, you don't know what you're talking about. Even in the celestial courts, there are rules for death. Now, before I go...

-Azaron turns to me-

You wish to receive a transfer, correct?

Yes! YES!

edited 18th Sep '10 5:45:20 PM by yarrunmace

you'll then have a grave in the clouds where you won't lie too cramped
TheGreatPiesAlt Since: Dec, 1969
#1042: Sep 18th 2010 at 5:45:34 PM

...i guess he's right.

and what's with all the asscaps lately?

Punishment Red any good books? from Trying to write a book. Since: Sep, 2010
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#1043: Sep 18th 2010 at 5:47:07 PM

I dunno. Sometimes my voice just goes out of controll and I start talking and saying stuff that I wouldn't normally say. Sorry for that.

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TheGreatPiesAlt Since: Dec, 1969
#1044: Sep 18th 2010 at 5:49:24 PM

oh crap, so i am going to cease existing?

NO! NO! IT'S A LIE! THE AFTERLIFE'S ALL JUST A FILTHY

-somehow dies from a sanity attack-

edited 18th Sep '10 5:49:41 PM by TheGreatPiesAlt

yarrunmace Ghosts' Poet from Seine Since: Jun, 2009
Ghosts' Poet
#1045: Sep 18th 2010 at 5:49:34 PM

Azaron: Hmph. Everyone likes to go around imitating the language of death and these days. Back in my time, people took this tongue seriously. And you, stop acting like you're dead! Your time isn't here yet. Anyways, Mr. Yarrun, why would you like to work in complaints?

Well, personally, I think I have the spirit and the attitude to deal with complaints in a timely manner. Also, some personal stuff.

edited 18th Sep '10 5:50:32 PM by yarrunmace

you'll then have a grave in the clouds where you won't lie too cramped
TheGreatPiesAlt Since: Dec, 1969
#1046: Sep 18th 2010 at 5:51:12 PM

-regenerates-

so the afterlife is a lie fabricated by the powers that be?

Punishment Red any good books? from Trying to write a book. Since: Sep, 2010
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#1047: Sep 18th 2010 at 5:54:10 PM

Well, we're all powerfull gods, aren't we? Can't you make it so that you have an after life if you want one, Pies? And if you do, can I visit? Can't you make your own afterlife?

edited 18th Sep '10 5:54:30 PM by Punishment

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yarrunmace Ghosts' Poet from Seine Since: Jun, 2009
Ghosts' Poet
#1048: Sep 18th 2010 at 5:54:20 PM

The afterlife is relative. You get what you think you should get. The Greeks got Hades, the Jews got sheol, like that. Now, you don't seem to have a lot of work experience, Mr. Yarrun.

I am confident that I can learn on the job, sir.

edited 18th Sep '10 5:54:59 PM by yarrunmace

you'll then have a grave in the clouds where you won't lie too cramped
TheGreatPiesAlt Since: Dec, 1969
#1049: Sep 18th 2010 at 5:56:52 PM

oh, the afterlife for my followers is my stomach.

so death department guys, do i have to eat myself if i die?

Punishment Red any good books? from Trying to write a book. Since: Sep, 2010
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#1050: Sep 18th 2010 at 5:59:33 PM

I believe that when you di-you will be turned into a mortal; then you will be transported back in time and you will become a follower of your former self. Then you will end up in your former self's stomach.-e you go to a nice afterlife why can't I controll my voice?

edited 18th Sep '10 5:59:52 PM by Punishment

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