-deadpan-
Well, this bodes well.
"A closed mouth doesn't get fed. An open mouth swallows 8 spiders a year." - Don ZabuMaybe you do. I enforce for the department of the dead. Getting off time is near impossible!
-Azaron pauses and takes out a tablet from inside his armor-
Oh, what do you know. It turns out that there's actually room in the budget to pay for the injuries. Your death date's been moved back to it's original spot.
you'll then have a grave in the clouds where you won't lie too crampedare you not a God, the one who calls himself the great pies alt? Are you not all powerful? did you not once bend all of time and space to your will with nary a thought? why do you restrict yourself? do you think that, if you truly used all of your powers to survive, you would still die? you are pathetic if you limit yourself thus. I shall speak to you no more about this. goodbye.
edited 18th Sep '10 5:46:09 PM by Punishment
So you think you are worthy to respond to this signature, mere mortal?Azaron: That's not in my juristiction. And you, with the hat, you don't know what you're talking about. Even in the celestial courts, there are rules for death. Now, before I go...
-Azaron turns to me-
You wish to receive a transfer, correct?
Yes! YES!
edited 18th Sep '10 5:45:20 PM by yarrunmace
you'll then have a grave in the clouds where you won't lie too crampedAzaron: Hmph. Everyone likes to go around imitating the language of death and these days. Back in my time, people took this tongue seriously. And you, stop acting like you're dead! Your time isn't here yet. Anyways, Mr. Yarrun, why would you like to work in complaints?
Well, personally, I think I have the spirit and the attitude to deal with complaints in a timely manner. Also, some personal stuff.
edited 18th Sep '10 5:50:32 PM by yarrunmace
you'll then have a grave in the clouds where you won't lie too crampedThe afterlife is relative. You get what you think you should get. The Greeks got Hades, the Jews got sheol, like that. Now, you don't seem to have a lot of work experience, Mr. Yarrun.
I am confident that I can learn on the job, sir.
edited 18th Sep '10 5:54:59 PM by yarrunmace
you'll then have a grave in the clouds where you won't lie too crampedI believe that when you di-you will be turned into a mortal; then you will be transported back in time and you will become a follower of your former self. Then you will end up in your former self's stomach.-e you go to a nice afterlife why can't I controll my voice?
edited 18th Sep '10 5:59:52 PM by Punishment
So you think you are worthy to respond to this signature, mere mortal?

I don't even like creme pies!
So you think you are worthy to respond to this signature, mere mortal?