ITT: We're in Hell

-looks over at Wartys- Hey! While you're here, you want to help me take down a ten foot monster? -dodges the minotaur as it swipes at me-

Wait-wait-wait what? We're supposed to fight this? You mean no eternal damnation or perpetual punishment, etc. etc. etc.

I guess this is Hell after all, so... why not! *whips out his two glocks*

You may have noticed, Lucifer isn't here at the moment. -throws a psychic burst at the Minotaur and he hits me backward- Ugh! You a good shot?

*fires two powerful rounds at the minotaur*

I just did! Now excuse me while I find someone who is responsible for at least part of this place.

*walks out for a moment*

edited 28th Jun '10 8:59:37 PM by WartysNeryon

Well, that was easy. -walks over to the Minotaur, slices off its hoof, and pockets it- I wonder if I'll be able to get back out of here now.

Olbaid: Oh, I tried. Many, many times.

-cut to montage of Olabaid throwing a sword, then a couch, then a fireball, then a Holy Hand Grenade, then a cow at the gates of Hell-

-looking back- There's still three circles left. If nothing else, we could still find out what happened in here. -glances down to the outer ring- I still want to know if I can reach it...

-walks to keybreak as tentacle monster-KEEEEYY BREEEAAAK HEEEELP MEEE IIIM AAAAAA GIIIEEENT MOOOONSTEEEER IIIIIIT HUUUURTSSSSS HEEEELP PPPPLLLLLLZZZZ

I'm a virtous pagan. -chills with Homer and Aristotle-

-rapes loli in ass with tentacles-im not trying to my body does it on its own

But there aren't any demons in the first circle D:

• pops in near Keybreak*

Cool! The portals Notch promised are working! Now, where am I gonna build that temple?

• sees the tentacle monster*

OMG IS THAT A NEW MONSTER TYPE!?

• hears ssssssssssSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS*

Oh s- CREEPERS!

edited 14th Nov '10 7:52:43 PM by YouMustDie

-attacks die-HELP ME I CANT CONTROL MYSELF IT HURTS WAAAAAA TOT

• types "/solid"*

EAT ADMINIUM, TENTACLE MONSTER!!!

• fires Adminium rockets.*

Now, guys. I need a flint and steel, plus some obsidian, to make myself a portal back to Earth. Anybody know where we can get some?

OW DIE I MEAN KILL ME HELP ME REMOVE CURSE IT HURT TOT-sees keybreak and hides behind him-

edited 16th Nov '10 4:02:10 PM by cutealien

Sorry.

• Types /water*

Ok, now let's keep everyone hydrated. I know I'm sweating like a pig down here.

• shoots water into the air*

... wait, why is it spreading? Oh, not the stupid water physics again!

• Fifth Circle is flooded*

See, this is why cliented servers don't have water or lava physics. That stuff flows everywhere.

-we fall to 6th circle from 5th circle flood destroying everything-

keybreak..everyone.......its my fault hell got screwed up.......i....killed satan......he made hell screwed up and turned me into this form before he died....i did it to stop my friend from going to hell

Here's the only place where you can climb a suicidal person.

AAAHH! This multitenacled demon is chasing me around in circles trying to Mind Rape me *shivers* And AAAAHH! Earthworms! Torture chamber, wasssat?? *opens door and unleashes the hounds of Hell* ... who let the dogs out?

OH SHIT

-is on fire- Hmm. I could get used to this.

-rapes phantom with tentacle-IM SORRY MY BODYS MOVING ON ITS OWN

YOU JACKMONKEY!

WAAAAA HELP ME SOMEBODY TURN ME BACK TO NORMAL WAAAAA