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Barkey War Profiteer from Bunker 051 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
War Profiteer
Feb 21st 2010 at 11:28:16 PM

Hey Tropers, I've got some gun pr0n from our armory I felt I'd share, so here goes!

Here's Some Guns For Y'all

I'd give some extra information on each link but I had to email the pics to Tueffel so he could host them since things like imageshack are blocked for me. Pictured are some M14's, M1's, M79 Grenade Launchers, 249 SAW's, M16's, M4's, a box of M9's and a halfway disassembled M9.

We also have some 240B's(Basically an M60 with different internals) that are on the rack above the 249's.

edited 21st Feb '10 11:46:01 PM by Barkey

The AR-15 is responsible for 95% of all deaths each year. The rest of the deaths are from obesity and drone strikes.
LullTheConqueror Love Freak from eternal loli Hell
Feb 21st 2010 at 11:29:18 PM

Damn. Can we hang out when the Zombie Apocalypse goes down?

the dice are loaded, the deck is stacked, the game itself will hold you back
TuefelHundenIV Watchman of the Apocalypse from Wandering Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
Watchman of the Apocalypse
Feb 21st 2010 at 11:38:40 PM

For the curious Fire Arms identification in pic order.

First Pic In order Top right M-16 Rifles, Bottom Right M-249 SAW (Light Machine Gun), Center going right to left M-14 Designated Marksman Rifle or Accurized variant. M-1 Garands, M-14 standard variant Left most rack M-79 Grenade Launchers.

Second Pic Close Up of first pic the rifle with the white wood with the M-249 saw weapons is a civilian model carbine style rifle.

Third Pic Beretta M-92 F/S (Military Model) With Slide Removed.

Fourth Pic Boxed Beretta Pistols

Fifth Pic M-4 Carbines close up of M-79 Grenade Launchers

edited 21st Feb '10 11:57:50 PM by TuefelHundenIV

"Who watches the watchmen?"
Blackmoon Your Worth is 50 Yen! from the Blind Eternities Relationship Status: Halfway to Pon Farr
Your Worth is 50 Yen!
Feb 21st 2010 at 11:41:32 PM

Holy shit, it was a grenade launcher. I'm honestly surprised I ID'd that, I don't know jack shit about guns outside the Mosin Nagant, M1911A1 and P90.

月を見るたび思い出せ
Morven Nemesis from Seattle, WA, USA
Nemesis
Feb 21st 2010 at 11:42:37 PM

Armories all seem to look the same ;) Reminds me of the air force base armory I spent some time in in the cadets back when I was sixteen or so.

A brighter future for a darker age.
Barkey War Profiteer from Bunker 051 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
War Profiteer
Feb 21st 2010 at 11:45:35 PM

Mostly correct Tueffel, the white furnitured rifle near the SAW's is someones civvie rifle that they were keeping there at the time. The Woodland camo rifle in the corner is an accurized M14 like Tueffel stated.

Well Morven that would make complete sense since it's an Air Force Armory. :P

Not pictured are the 240B's, and the M4/M9 racks that line the entire armory. But it's all the same guns so those are boring, that is the back area which is more reserved for specialty weapons and odds n ends. We also have 203 attachments laying around, but we don't carry them on patrol. We actually don't have any explosive 40mm grenades for the 79's or 203's, just tear gas and smoke.

edited 21st Feb '10 11:47:33 PM by Barkey

The AR-15 is responsible for 95% of all deaths each year. The rest of the deaths are from obesity and drone strikes.
TuefelHundenIV Watchman of the Apocalypse from Wandering Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
Watchman of the Apocalypse
Feb 21st 2010 at 11:47:14 PM

Well damn your right, The magazine well is wrong -facepalm- Bah im getting old.

"Who watches the watchmen?"
Feb 21st 2010 at 11:48:19 PM

I'd hit it. Are those M1 Garands?

Edit: Never mind, Tuefel answered my question.

edited 21st Feb '10 11:48:36 PM by Nornagest

I will keep my soul in a place out of sight, Far off, where the pulse of it is not heard.
Barkey War Profiteer from Bunker 051 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
War Profiteer
Feb 22nd 2010 at 7:00:06 AM

I'll take apart my M9 and M4 and do a thread on the inner workings of said guns for anyone who's interested in a few days. Promise tons of pics.

The AR-15 is responsible for 95% of all deaths each year. The rest of the deaths are from obesity and drone strikes.
NotSoBadassLongcoat The Showrunner of Dzwiedz 24 from People's Democratic Republic of Badassia
The Showrunner of Dzwiedz 24
Feb 22nd 2010 at 9:45:17 AM

Niiiiice...

And here are my replicas:

.*sigh* Stupid forum. To see the pictures, just delete the dash and space from the last block of numbers. I can't be arsed to upload them to the 'shack right now.

edited 22nd Feb '10 9:50:30 AM by NotSoBadassLongcoat

"Alice in Wonderland was about a chick getting high as fucking balls on a Hunter S. Thompson type list of drugs." - Mark Von Lewis
TuefelHundenIV Watchman of the Apocalypse from Wandering Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
Watchman of the Apocalypse
Feb 22nd 2010 at 10:19:54 AM

Im saving my cash a piece at time to get Glock 22. That would be a .40 cal Glock Pistol for the curious. Under 500$ hell yeah.

"Who watches the watchmen?"
Lanceleoghauni Cyborg Helmsman from Z or R Twice Relationship Status: In my bunk
Feb 22nd 2010 at 10:26:57 AM

I Dislike Firearms >_> to easy to accidently hurt someone. I prefer Blades.

"Coffee! Coffeecoffeecoffee! Coffee! Not as strong as Meth-amphetamine, but it lets you keep your teeth!"
TuefelHundenIV Watchman of the Apocalypse from Wandering Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
Watchman of the Apocalypse
Feb 22nd 2010 at 10:34:40 AM

Lance: A gun is only as dangerous as the person holding it...same for knives.

"Who watches the watchmen?"
Feb 22nd 2010 at 10:51:23 AM

Are we allowed to post pics of fictional guns?

'cause if so...Hellz yeah.

Deboss I see the Awesomeness. from Awesomeville Texas
I see the Awesomeness.
Feb 22nd 2010 at 10:52:35 AM

I was thinking of getting a war hammer and name it Mr. Biscuits for kicks. I was thinking of getting a .38 for carrying though. And I've met people who decided to go the Rambo route and make a knife out of a leaf spring. I also met a dude who carries a sai.

Fight smart, not fair.
NotSoBadassLongcoat The Showrunner of Dzwiedz 24 from People's Democratic Republic of Badassia
The Showrunner of Dzwiedz 24
Feb 22nd 2010 at 10:57:55 AM

.40 cal is the best of both worlds in World Of Darkness - recoil that can be easily controlled by most starter characters and rerolling nines. Lex uses a SIG P229 and Nick has a S&W 4013 with faux ivory "Ace of Spades" grips. I'm not a fan of Glocks, though.

"Alice in Wonderland was about a chick getting high as fucking balls on a Hunter S. Thompson type list of drugs." - Mark Von Lewis
Lanceleoghauni Cyborg Helmsman from Z or R Twice Relationship Status: In my bunk
Feb 22nd 2010 at 12:01:47 PM

If I were to use one It'd be a heavy pistol of some kind.

"Coffee! Coffeecoffeecoffee! Coffee! Not as strong as Meth-amphetamine, but it lets you keep your teeth!"
Deboss I see the Awesomeness. from Awesomeville Texas
I see the Awesomeness.
Feb 22nd 2010 at 1:27:28 PM

Well the .38 was for carrying concealed (when I get that license). If I wanted something for kicks, I'd get a silver .454 Casull and a black fifty cal

Fight smart, not fair.
FurikoMaru Reverse the Curse from The Arrogant Wasteland Relationship Status: He makes me feel like I have a heart
Reverse the Curse
Feb 22nd 2010 at 1:38:20 PM

The Sanzo and Vash and Jigen fangirl in me wants a revolver. But the practical-minded daddy's girl in me knows I'll fuck up everything I try related to firearms, and that if I ever do gain anything resembling proficiency it will have to be something with a scope because of my eyes.

A True Lady's Quest - A Jojo is You!
Feb 22nd 2010 at 2:01:07 PM

Off a range, you're not going to hit anything with a handgun at more than twenty-five meters or so. Eyesight shouldn't matter too much at that kind of range.

Personally, I've got a nerdy lust for the Mateba autorevolver, although I'll probably go for something a bit more practical if I ever buy a gun. I'm really more of a sword guy, though.

edited 22nd Feb '10 2:02:13 PM by Nornagest

I will keep my soul in a place out of sight, Far off, where the pulse of it is not heard.
FurikoMaru Reverse the Curse from The Arrogant Wasteland Relationship Status: He makes me feel like I have a heart
Reverse the Curse
Feb 22nd 2010 at 2:04:32 PM

Oh, it's not just that my nearsightedness is horrendous, it's also the fact that my eyes don't work together as well as they should; in fact either will only perform at top capacity when the other is closed.

I should really wear my glasses more often.

A True Lady's Quest - A Jojo is You!
Morven Nemesis from Seattle, WA, USA
Nemesis
Feb 22nd 2010 at 2:11:06 PM

Well, to aim a gun you'd generally be closing one eye anyway.

@Norn: that Mateba gun looks nice, though it's probably more expensive and less practical than a magazine-loading automatic pistol anyway. I wouldn't mind owning a Webley-Fosbery Automatic Revolver, too, being a much earlier (1901) implementation of pretty much the same idea.

edited 22nd Feb '10 2:16:53 PM by Morven

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FurikoMaru Reverse the Curse from The Arrogant Wasteland Relationship Status: He makes me feel like I have a heart
Reverse the Curse
Feb 22nd 2010 at 2:15:32 PM

Oh. I didn't know that. I thought you were supposed to keep both open and not blink.

A True Lady's Quest - A Jojo is You!
TuefelHundenIV Watchman of the Apocalypse from Wandering Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
Watchman of the Apocalypse
Feb 22nd 2010 at 2:19:57 PM

Proper shooting techniques include both eyes open or one partially closed. Completely closing one eye ruins your depth perception. Expert shooters also suggest a slight 2-5 degree inwards can to give the pistol sights a more natural sight to eye alignment :P you can hit a target with a pistol at 90 yds. I was better with pistols then rifles, go figure.

"Who watches the watchmen?"
Bill "Looking contemplative" from To your left, eventually
"Looking contemplative"
Feb 22nd 2010 at 2:23:04 PM

Ithink this would have to be my favourite gun.

I've never fired one or anything, I just like the look and the mechanics of it.

edited 22nd Feb '10 2:24:46 PM by Bill

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