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MidnightVelvet Since: Apr, 2014
#176: Sep 1st 2010 at 4:56:01 PM

Bones...

-puts a hand on his shoulder-

Hey, don't be too sad. Soon we'll find a way off of this island! I mean, a cruise ship goes missing, you can bet there'll be some investigation! I bet someone will get us all home in no time!

I just hope it doesn't take too long...

-gets grabbed by Bones-

Woah, where are you going?!

edited 1st Sep '10 4:56:39 PM by MidnightVelvet

yarrunmace Ghosts' Poet from Seine Since: Jun, 2009
Ghosts' Poet
#177: Sep 1st 2010 at 4:58:42 PM

Pig. Nice pig. Feeds us. Feeds us yeees...no.

-I stab the fork into the sky a few times, then pause, looking sheepish-

edited 1st Sep '10 4:59:24 PM by yarrunmace

you'll then have a grave in the clouds where you won't lie too cramped
pvtnum11 OMG NO NOSECONES from Kerbin low orbit Since: Nov, 2009 Relationship Status: We finish each other's sandwiches
OMG NO NOSECONES
#178: Sep 1st 2010 at 4:59:42 PM

Considering how FUBAR the abandon ship drill went, with us being separated from the rest, I'm sure they'll be taking tally of who's missing, freak out, and send search and rescue guys all over the archipelago.

Really, it's a small world now with satelites and all that. Probably be a week or two.

Hey, look on the bright side; this will make for some awesome stories later on.

Happiness is zero-gee with a sinus cold.
pvtnum11 OMG NO NOSECONES from Kerbin low orbit Since: Nov, 2009 Relationship Status: We finish each other's sandwiches
OMG NO NOSECONES
#179: Sep 1st 2010 at 5:12:09 PM

(as Director:)

The sun has touched the ocean to the west. The wind blows nicely, rustling through the plentiful coconut trees. The tide is receeding gently, and seabirds can be heard.

Happiness is zero-gee with a sinus cold.
yarrunmace Ghosts' Poet from Seine Since: Jun, 2009
Ghosts' Poet
#180: Sep 1st 2010 at 5:14:51 PM

-I look confused for a moment, like I'm trying to find words; then I point to the new coconuts-

Pig feeds us. Not...feeds us.

Mom...will not disappoint.

you'll then have a grave in the clouds where you won't lie too cramped
MidnightVelvet Since: Apr, 2014
#181: Sep 1st 2010 at 5:20:06 PM

-Finally notices new coconuts-

What? So, you're saying a pig brought us coconuts?

rifflet YOU THINK I'M CUTE!? from beyond the graaaaave! Since: Apr, 2010
YOU THINK I'M CUTE!?
#182: Sep 1st 2010 at 5:22:14 PM

-watches this unfolding from behind a few trees and rocks-

-holds some coconuts defensively-

"A closed mouth doesn't get fed. An open mouth swallows 8 spiders a year." - Don Zabu
MidnightVelvet Since: Apr, 2014
#183: Sep 1st 2010 at 5:23:25 PM

-hears Billie moving slightly behind some trees-

...Did anyone else hear that?

pvtnum11 OMG NO NOSECONES from Kerbin low orbit Since: Nov, 2009 Relationship Status: We finish each other's sandwiches
OMG NO NOSECONES
#184: Sep 1st 2010 at 5:24:02 PM

Pig? We have pigs here?

Freaking great. Wild pigs tend to knwo what food containers look like, guys. When I was on the Big Island of Hawaii, I watched a boar drag a guy out of our tent becasue his sleeping bag had MRE's in it.

Left him alone, but there was sleeping bag bits and MRE bits all over the place. Oh, it was hilarious... -laughs, then stops suddenly-

Wait, it left what?

Happiness is zero-gee with a sinus cold.
yarrunmace Ghosts' Poet from Seine Since: Jun, 2009
Ghosts' Poet
#185: Sep 1st 2010 at 5:24:23 PM

Hands, it had hands to carry them. Feet, it had feet to run. Eyes, it has eyes to watch us. Flesh, it has flesh to stab!

...but we won't stab it. What am I talking about?! The poor thing must live!

edited 1st Sep '10 5:24:56 PM by yarrunmace

you'll then have a grave in the clouds where you won't lie too cramped
pvtnum11 OMG NO NOSECONES from Kerbin low orbit Since: Nov, 2009 Relationship Status: We finish each other's sandwiches
OMG NO NOSECONES
#186: Sep 1st 2010 at 5:26:09 PM

-face pales with realization-

We're not alone, are we?

Hello?

Happiness is zero-gee with a sinus cold.
rifflet YOU THINK I'M CUTE!? from beyond the graaaaave! Since: Apr, 2010
YOU THINK I'M CUTE!?
#187: Sep 1st 2010 at 5:26:45 PM

-squeeks in fear and runs off into the undergrowth-

"A closed mouth doesn't get fed. An open mouth swallows 8 spiders a year." - Don Zabu
pvtnum11 OMG NO NOSECONES from Kerbin low orbit Since: Nov, 2009 Relationship Status: We finish each other's sandwiches
OMG NO NOSECONES
#188: Sep 1st 2010 at 5:28:03 PM

Yep, I heard that...

Happiness is zero-gee with a sinus cold.
yarrunmace Ghosts' Poet from Seine Since: Jun, 2009
Ghosts' Poet
#189: Sep 1st 2010 at 5:28:05 PM

After it! It shall join the family! We shall have a sister!

-I drag Midnight Velvet towards where the squeak came from-

you'll then have a grave in the clouds where you won't lie too cramped
rifflet YOU THINK I'M CUTE!? from beyond the graaaaave! Since: Apr, 2010
YOU THINK I'M CUTE!?
#190: Sep 1st 2010 at 5:29:57 PM

-watches people approaching while trying to hide in some tree branches-

-sneezes-

"A closed mouth doesn't get fed. An open mouth swallows 8 spiders a year." - Don Zabu
pvtnum11 OMG NO NOSECONES from Kerbin low orbit Since: Nov, 2009 Relationship Status: We finish each other's sandwiches
OMG NO NOSECONES
#191: Sep 1st 2010 at 5:30:20 PM

STOP! -directed at Bones-

edited 1st Sep '10 5:30:51 PM by pvtnum11

Happiness is zero-gee with a sinus cold.
yarrunmace Ghosts' Poet from Seine Since: Jun, 2009
Ghosts' Poet
#192: Sep 1st 2010 at 5:32:39 PM

-I lurch towards rifflet, then rush towards pvtnum-

Messir, she's there, she waits. I must...I must...

-I grow lucid for a moment-

...at your command.

you'll then have a grave in the clouds where you won't lie too cramped
pvtnum11 OMG NO NOSECONES from Kerbin low orbit Since: Nov, 2009 Relationship Status: We finish each other's sandwiches
OMG NO NOSECONES
#193: Sep 1st 2010 at 5:34:35 PM

-summons forth Army command voice from a decade ago-

Stay here. Everyone stay here. It's almost dark, and I'm not having people getting lost, got it?

If there's someone else on the island, they'll come around soon enough. Okay?

-waits for response-

edited 1st Sep '10 5:35:06 PM by pvtnum11

Happiness is zero-gee with a sinus cold.
Marioguy128 Geomancer from various galaxies Since: Jan, 2010
Geomancer
#194: Sep 1st 2010 at 5:35:24 PM

Someone else is here? I'll go check it out.

You got some dirt on you. Here's some more!
rifflet YOU THINK I'M CUTE!? from beyond the graaaaave! Since: Apr, 2010
YOU THINK I'M CUTE!?
#195: Sep 1st 2010 at 5:35:59 PM

-sighs with relief-

-wipes forehead-

"A closed mouth doesn't get fed. An open mouth swallows 8 spiders a year." - Don Zabu
yarrunmace Ghosts' Poet from Seine Since: Jun, 2009
Ghosts' Poet
#196: Sep 1st 2010 at 5:36:23 PM

Stay! Stay!

Sleep, sleep, find daughter later.

-I use a rib to mark out a circle about 6 feet in diameter

My grave, I sleep tonight. Keep your peace, strangers.

-I curl up in the middle of the circle-

edited 1st Sep '10 5:36:43 PM by yarrunmace

you'll then have a grave in the clouds where you won't lie too cramped
pvtnum11 OMG NO NOSECONES from Kerbin low orbit Since: Nov, 2009 Relationship Status: We finish each other's sandwiches
OMG NO NOSECONES
#197: Sep 1st 2010 at 5:36:32 PM

Did I not make myself clear, Marty?!

Everyone stays here. We'll sleep in shifts.

edited 1st Sep '10 5:36:57 PM by pvtnum11

Happiness is zero-gee with a sinus cold.
gentlemanorcus from Virginia Since: Feb, 2010
#198: Sep 1st 2010 at 5:36:47 PM

Hmm... right...

-starts singing "One" out of paranoia-

"One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do... two can be as bad as one, it's the loneliest number since the number one..."

Okay, I'll admit it, I'm afraid of the dark out in these parts. Sue me.

Anyone remember that song?

edited 1st Sep '10 5:37:30 PM by gentlemanorcus

Full picture here.◊ Drawn by Saemus!
pvtnum11 OMG NO NOSECONES from Kerbin low orbit Since: Nov, 2009 Relationship Status: We finish each other's sandwiches
OMG NO NOSECONES
#199: Sep 1st 2010 at 5:37:25 PM

Of course, it's a good classic!

Happiness is zero-gee with a sinus cold.
rifflet YOU THINK I'M CUTE!? from beyond the graaaaave! Since: Apr, 2010
YOU THINK I'M CUTE!?
#200: Sep 1st 2010 at 5:37:48 PM

-softly hums along-

"A closed mouth doesn't get fed. An open mouth swallows 8 spiders a year." - Don Zabu

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