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Quantumawsome Since: Apr, 2010 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
#451: Sep 2nd 2010 at 6:45:57 PM

I didn't know you were down here. Owww... Maybe this is because I ate some raw coffee grounds an hour ago. That was dumb.

edited 2nd Sep '10 6:46:43 PM by Quantumawsome

yarrunmace Ghosts' Poet from Seine Since: Jun, 2009
Ghosts' Poet
#452: Sep 2nd 2010 at 6:47:07 PM

-comes across hole-

Oh my...oh my!

Bones, more bones, they won't mind if I take a couple ribs, seriously, just take them, they're lying right there...

-I shake my head-

You guys need help?

you'll then have a grave in the clouds where you won't lie too cramped
pvtnum11 OMG NO NOSECONES from Kerbin low orbit Since: Nov, 2009 Relationship Status: We finish each other's sandwiches
OMG NO NOSECONES
#453: Sep 2nd 2010 at 6:47:27 PM

Wait, coffee? After I smack you around for being an idiot, can you show me where you got those...?

Marty, can you climb up on your own? I guess Quant and myself can help push you back out. Todd - you pull, but don't bust yoru leg doing it.

edited 2nd Sep '10 6:48:20 PM by pvtnum11

Happiness is zero-gee with a sinus cold.
yarrunmace Ghosts' Poet from Seine Since: Jun, 2009
Ghosts' Poet
#454: Sep 2nd 2010 at 6:50:37 PM

Okay...use my left leg and crutch, and pull with my left hand...

TAKE ONE! TAKE SEVEN! TAKE ALL YOU NEED.

For God's sake, shut up!

-I grab the rope with my left hand-

Ready when you guys need me!

you'll then have a grave in the clouds where you won't lie too cramped
Quantumawsome Since: Apr, 2010 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
#455: Sep 2nd 2010 at 6:52:58 PM

No, not coffee. Coffee grounds. As in raw.

...

I really needed the caffene.

Marioguy128 Geomancer from various galaxies Since: Jan, 2010
Geomancer
#456: Sep 2nd 2010 at 6:53:23 PM

-talks while climbing out- Coffee grounds? You definetely need to tell me where you got those.

edited 2nd Sep '10 6:53:58 PM by Marioguy128

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pvtnum11 OMG NO NOSECONES from Kerbin low orbit Since: Nov, 2009 Relationship Status: We finish each other's sandwiches
OMG NO NOSECONES
#457: Sep 2nd 2010 at 6:53:39 PM

(as Director:)

The combined efforts of the three men manage to get Marty out of trap. Quant is able to get out with less help, as his injury is only on his foot. Egon climbs out after a moment, and begins to survey the true extent of Marty's injuries.

Happiness is zero-gee with a sinus cold.
pvtnum11 OMG NO NOSECONES from Kerbin low orbit Since: Nov, 2009 Relationship Status: We finish each other's sandwiches
OMG NO NOSECONES
#458: Sep 2nd 2010 at 6:56:33 PM

Man, I'll chrew raw coffee berries, at this point. Been what, three stinking days without a cup of joe, and I can't sleep well, so yeah...

-examines numerous deep lacerations-

This will probably deplete most of our first aid supplies.

Okay, new freaking rule: No one is allowed to get hurt anymore, got it?

Happiness is zero-gee with a sinus cold.
yarrunmace Ghosts' Poet from Seine Since: Jun, 2009
Ghosts' Poet
#459: Sep 2nd 2010 at 6:57:14 PM

-glances at Marioguy-

Geez...they never told us about torso wounds in CPR class. I don't even know where to start.

you'll then have a grave in the clouds where you won't lie too cramped
FuschlatzOReilly Since: Dec, 1969
#460: Sep 2nd 2010 at 7:31:33 PM

Hey, guys, what's going on? (i.e. tl;dr) I could've sworn I saw a rabid pig back there...

Wait, what happened to Marty? And Quant?

edited 2nd Sep '10 7:34:56 PM by FuschlatzOReilly

yarrunmace Ghosts' Poet from Seine Since: Jun, 2009
Ghosts' Poet
#461: Sep 2nd 2010 at 7:46:42 PM

-I baulk at the entrance of the newcomer; I reach to where my fork used to be-

Darnit...who are you! How do you know their names!

edited 2nd Sep '10 7:48:10 PM by yarrunmace

you'll then have a grave in the clouds where you won't lie too cramped
MidnightVelvet Since: Apr, 2014
#462: Sep 2nd 2010 at 7:48:47 PM

^Calm down!

-to newcomer-

So, who are you? Were you on the cruise, too?

edited 2nd Sep '10 7:49:12 PM by MidnightVelvet

FuschlatzOReilly Since: Dec, 1969
#463: Sep 2nd 2010 at 7:54:02 PM

I was going to be on the cruise, but when it came to buying the tickets I couldn't afford them. So I decided to borrow my billionare uncle's private jet instead. I was just flying around in this general area when I saw a fire and the wreckage of the ship and decided to land here. What's your story?

edited 2nd Sep '10 7:54:48 PM by FuschlatzOReilly

MidnightVelvet Since: Apr, 2014
#464: Sep 2nd 2010 at 7:55:09 PM

Wait, so, you took a plane here? Good, you can get us off of this island!

...Right?

yarrunmace Ghosts' Poet from Seine Since: Jun, 2009
Ghosts' Poet
#465: Sep 2nd 2010 at 7:57:55 PM

We...didn't have a fire. And how were you flying in the middle of a storm? And the wreckage is 2 days away. You shouldn't be here. And how do you know their names!

-I've unconsciously grabbed a femur from one of the skeletons-

edited 2nd Sep '10 8:00:16 PM by yarrunmace

you'll then have a grave in the clouds where you won't lie too cramped
FuschlatzOReilly Since: Dec, 1969
#466: Sep 2nd 2010 at 8:01:22 PM

All good questions, yarrunmace. The fire appears to be coming from the top of that tree. From where I was (at which point I could see both the island and the wreckage; they were pretty far apart but this is still the closest island to it) it looked like it was on the ground. I guess lightning must've struck it. And all trained pilots these days can navigate through storms if they have to. Especially with the jet I was flying, because it's an experimental prototype designed for aerobatic maneuvers. The names? Uhh...

Anyway, yeah, I guess I can get you out of here.

(Because Fusch left the jet's engines running the entire time, the blades are still spinning very fast. The rabid pig from before runs up to the plane and is sucked into the engine, causing it to explode in the process.)

edited 2nd Sep '10 8:14:55 PM by FuschlatzOReilly

Marioguy128 Geomancer from various galaxies Since: Jan, 2010
Geomancer
#467: Sep 2nd 2010 at 8:05:00 PM

-lightning strikes plane destroying it- You wouldn't happen to have medical supplies would you?

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FuschlatzOReilly Since: Dec, 1969
#468: Sep 2nd 2010 at 8:08:50 PM

Well, I wasn't planning to come across this, so...

yarrunmace Ghosts' Poet from Seine Since: Jun, 2009
Ghosts' Poet
#469: Sep 2nd 2010 at 8:13:04 PM

EXPLAIN!

-I jab the femur towards Fusch's throat-

you'll then have a grave in the clouds where you won't lie too cramped
MidnightVelvet Since: Apr, 2014
#470: Sep 2nd 2010 at 8:15:30 PM

-holds Todd back-

Stop it! At least let him explain himself before you go threatening to attack him!

-looks at Fusch-

...So? Care to explain?

edited 2nd Sep '10 8:16:00 PM by MidnightVelvet

FuschlatzOReilly Since: Dec, 1969
#471: Sep 2nd 2010 at 8:15:48 PM

I... did.

But it looks like now I'm stuck here too. God fucking damnit...

edited 2nd Sep '10 8:16:52 PM by FuschlatzOReilly

yarrunmace Ghosts' Poet from Seine Since: Jun, 2009
Ghosts' Poet
#473: Sep 2nd 2010 at 8:19:52 PM

NAMES! N. A. M. E. S. MARTY! QUANT! HOW DID YOU KNOW?

-I whip my head towards rumetzen-

And who the hell are you?!

edited 2nd Sep '10 8:26:10 PM by yarrunmace

you'll then have a grave in the clouds where you won't lie too cramped
rumetzen Since: Jan, 2010
MidnightVelvet Since: Apr, 2014
#475: Sep 2nd 2010 at 8:23:57 PM

^That's... not as helpful as I was hoping...


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