Wait, coffee? After I smack you around for being an idiot, can you show me where you got those...?
Marty, can you climb up on your own? I guess Quant and myself can help push you back out. Todd - you pull, but don't bust yoru leg doing it.
edited 2nd Sep '10 6:48:20 PM by pvtnum11
Happiness is zero-gee with a sinus cold.Man, I'll chrew raw coffee berries, at this point. Been what, three stinking days without a cup of joe, and I can't sleep well, so yeah...
-examines numerous deep lacerations-
This will probably deplete most of our first aid supplies.
Okay, new freaking rule: No one is allowed to get hurt anymore, got it?
Happiness is zero-gee with a sinus cold.I was going to be on the cruise, but when it came to buying the tickets I couldn't afford them. So I decided to borrow my billionare uncle's private jet instead. I was just flying around in this general area when I saw a fire and the wreckage of the ship and decided to land here. What's your story?
edited 2nd Sep '10 7:54:48 PM by FuschlatzOReilly
We...didn't have a fire. And how were you flying in the middle of a storm? And the wreckage is 2 days away. You shouldn't be here. And how do you know their names!
-I've unconsciously grabbed a femur from one of the skeletons-
edited 2nd Sep '10 8:00:16 PM by yarrunmace
you'll then have a grave in the clouds where you won't lie too crampedAll good questions, yarrunmace. The fire appears to be coming from the top of that tree. From where I was (at which point I could see both the island and the wreckage; they were pretty far apart but this is still the closest island to it) it looked like it was on the ground. I guess lightning must've struck it. And all trained pilots these days can navigate through storms if they have to. Especially with the jet I was flying, because it's an experimental prototype designed for aerobatic maneuvers. The names? Uhh...
Anyway, yeah, I guess I can get you out of here.
(Because Fusch left the jet's engines running the entire time, the blades are still spinning very fast. The rabid pig from before runs up to the plane and is sucked into the engine, causing it to explode in the process.)
edited 2nd Sep '10 8:14:55 PM by FuschlatzOReilly
But it looks like now I'm stuck here too. God fucking damnit...
edited 2nd Sep '10 8:16:52 PM by FuschlatzOReilly

I didn't know you were down here. Owww... Maybe this is because I ate some raw coffee grounds an hour ago. That was dumb.
edited 2nd Sep '10 6:46:43 PM by Quantumawsome