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crimsonstorm15 shine on from A parallel universe Since: Jan, 2012 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
shine on
#2101: May 26th 2013 at 11:06:41 AM

a powerful energy weapon that destroys everything within a 5-block radius. can only be used once every 24 hours.

Phoenix Light

edited 26th May '13 11:06:56 AM by crimsonstorm15

All things are lawful for me, but all things are not expedient: all things are lawful for me, but all things edify not.
Scrounge (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
#2102: May 26th 2013 at 1:18:20 PM

A high-powered flashbang that can cause permanent blindness and deafness.

Razorface

eldritchseer all the loose ends from Cocytus Since: Mar, 2019
all the loose ends
#2103: May 31st 2013 at 7:40:21 PM

Aman high on crack coacaine with a face made out of razors, who likes to have people ram him into others.

Bottled Oblivion

edited 31st May '13 7:40:41 PM by eldritchseer

OmegaShadowcry Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man from The Arena Since: Mar, 2013 Relationship Status: Gay for Big Boss
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
#2104: May 31st 2013 at 8:06:45 PM

A Molotov cocktail-esque weapon which reforms after being thrown. Once the bottle impacts a surface hard enough, a large portion of the impacted surface and anything for a fair distance around it is atomically disassembled.

Avantasian Legacy

edited 31st May '13 8:07:05 PM by OmegaShadowcry

"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
TwentyTwoSevenths i seee youuuu from somewhere Since: Jan, 2012
i seee youuuu
#2105: May 31st 2013 at 8:16:01 PM

A small iron music box that, when wound up, produces a rendition of "Carry Me Over" played at 190 decibels, loud enough to destroy any and all hearing tissue, and almost as loud as scientifically possible. Use earmuffs.

Comfort Eagle

edited 31st May '13 8:17:43 PM by TwentyTwoSevenths

YOU'LL PAY FOR THE WHOLE SEAT, BUT YOU'LL ONLY NEED THE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDGE!!!
Jonny0110 Since: May, 2011
#2106: Jun 9th 2013 at 6:37:37 AM

A wonderful pillow made from the down of several hundred adorable baby eagles... with very angry mothers.

Ex-Calibre

ArmoredFury Kirby's Dream Land (1992) from a land embraced by the sea, loved by the heavens (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: I like big bots and I can not lie
Kirby's Dream Land (1992)
#2107: Jun 9th 2013 at 6:53:05 AM

A heavily customized revolver forged from orichalcum, mythril, adamantine, and some other unidentified minerals. The gun holds eight .600 caliber bullets, which are very capable of penetrating steel plates and Deflector Shields. Even then, the gun itself is fairly light, but still cumbersome due to the sheer size. An interesting property of the weapon is that when it is wielded by certain individuals, the Ex-Calibre can expend all eight bullets on the cylinder to fire a massive beam. This beam has been observed to demolish entire building and nearly sunk an aircraft carrier. No scientific explanation is available to explain this phenomena.

Northern Cydonian Special

Nothing seems to have changed. But perhaps one day it will.
Xeroop Since: Sep, 2010 Relationship Status: Don't hug me; I'm scared
#2108: Jun 11th 2013 at 8:15:57 PM

A special brand of Northern Cydonian pizza which is lethal if cooked wrong. Thanks to the unnecessary complex and long recipe it usually is just that.

Bananophonic Gammatrigger

edited 11th Jun '13 8:16:13 PM by Xeroop

OmegaShadowcry Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man from The Arena Since: Mar, 2013 Relationship Status: Gay for Big Boss
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
#2109: Jun 11th 2013 at 8:44:07 PM

A phone in the shape of a banana. Instead of a microphone and a speaker, there is a trigger and an opening on one end. When fired, extremely high amounts of gamma radiation are emitted in a tight beam pattern. Anti-Radiation gear is recommended.

Crimson Dawn / Aurora Exosolaris

"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
PhilosopherStones Anyways Here's Darude Sandstorm from The North (lots of planets have them) (Troper Knight) Relationship Status: You can be my wingman any time
Anyways Here's Darude Sandstorm
#2110: Jun 11th 2013 at 9:50:07 PM

A sword that was forged from 'star metal'. It emits brilliant light, electromagnetic fields, can raise and lower the sun and toasts bread while you slice it. Your for 3 easy payments of 39.99.

The Untalker

edited 11th Jun '13 9:50:44 PM by PhilosopherStones

GIVE ME YOUR FACE
strigon Planet-Killer Since: Jul, 2010
Planet-Killer
#2111: Jun 12th 2013 at 6:57:39 AM

An anti-magical sword with a curse upon it that prevents anyone from seeing the weapon from speaking with sound. Fortunately, it's curse can be negated by the blessed scabbard it came with.

Science Walker

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OmegaShadowcry Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man from The Arena Since: Mar, 2013 Relationship Status: Gay for Big Boss
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
#2112: Jun 12th 2013 at 11:22:47 AM

Not so much a weapon as it is a lethal machine of !!SCIENCE!!, The Science Walker is a modified Spider Tank weapons platform. Highly experimental.

Improbability Fruit

"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
TwentyTwoSevenths i seee youuuu from somewhere Since: Jan, 2012
i seee youuuu
#2113: Jun 18th 2013 at 10:35:18 PM

A lemon-like fruit that might possibly spew fireballs, become a grenade, or release a deadly neurotoxin that's poisonous to everyone but you when squeezed. Possibly. If it doesn't, you still have a lemon that you can squeeze in the eyes of your opponent.

One Down

YOU'LL PAY FOR THE WHOLE SEAT, BUT YOU'LL ONLY NEED THE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDGE!!!
ironcommando smol aberration from Somewhere in space Since: May, 2009 Relationship Status: Abstaining
#2114: Jun 25th 2013 at 4:40:37 AM

A radio caller that sends a signal to an orbital satellite drone above. The drone fires a super-accurate instakill shot at one enemy, but only one enemy as the drone itself explodes from the sheer power of the attack.

Magnum Cannon

edited 25th Jun '13 5:16:13 AM by ironcommando

...eheh
strigon Planet-Killer Since: Jul, 2010
Planet-Killer
#2115: Jun 25th 2013 at 5:05:34 AM

A high-power autocannon that uses a revolver-type mechanism to fire it's 57mm shells at a comfortable 1000 RPM. A very popular weapon to attach to battlemechs due to it's ruggedness, simplicity and sheer damage potential.

Crisium Electro-lash.

edited 25th Jun '13 5:22:07 AM by strigon

Shameless Self-promotion ho!
OmegaShadowcry Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man from The Arena Since: Mar, 2013 Relationship Status: Gay for Big Boss
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
#2116: Jun 25th 2013 at 8:29:39 AM

A lash that uses an electromagnetically suspended chain of jagged, nigh-unbreakable Crisium crystals. Inflicts bleeding and lightning damage.

Wossname MK.II

"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
StephanReiken Since: May, 2010
#2117: Jul 2nd 2013 at 3:33:25 AM

This weapon attempts to annihilate the target from Time. But it doesn't quite work yet, and people that try to think of that thing can't quite figure out the name of it.

Atomic Vortex Pistol

edited 2nd Jul '13 3:33:40 AM by StephanReiken

crimsonstorm15 shine on from A parallel universe Since: Jan, 2012 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
shine on
#2118: Jul 2nd 2013 at 3:52:12 PM

a weapon from the distant future. fires an atom-sized wormhole that pulls enemies into a pocket dimension inside the pistol's handle.


Time's Edge

edited 2nd Jul '13 4:20:25 PM by crimsonstorm15

All things are lawful for me, but all things are not expedient: all things are lawful for me, but all things edify not.
OmegaShadowcry Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man from The Arena Since: Mar, 2013 Relationship Status: Gay for Big Boss
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
#2119: Jul 2nd 2013 at 4:04:42 PM

A blade forged from an ore found near the Timestream .The ore was melted into a pure metal, forged into this strange weapon, and cooled in the subzero flow of the Timestream. Wounds inflicted by the blade do not heal. Can be overcharged For Massive Damage.

Infinity's Lament

"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
crimsonstorm15 shine on from A parallel universe Since: Jan, 2012 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
shine on
#2120: Jul 3rd 2013 at 5:18:33 PM

an extremely powerful sword of unknown origin. the guardians who protect this weapon have forbidden its use by any sentient being. anyone struck with this blade will be permanently erased from space and time; they will not exist, they will never have existed, and they never will exist. ever.


Sun Shroud

All things are lawful for me, but all things are not expedient: all things are lawful for me, but all things edify not.
Victin Since: Dec, 2011
#2121: Jul 3rd 2013 at 5:51:59 PM

A magical token that when activated leads to the invocation of a weapon so massive it covers the sun. It's so big no one knows what it is nor what it does, just that it is really big.

Sodom & Gomorrah

ironcommando smol aberration from Somewhere in space Since: May, 2009 Relationship Status: Abstaining
#2122: Jul 3rd 2013 at 5:57:46 PM

A pair of handguns that fire bullets which turn their victims into salt. When not in use, one of them has to mounted on the back of the other, or else both will lose their powers.

Nucleon Cannon

...eheh
strigon Planet-Killer Since: Jul, 2010
Planet-Killer
#2123: Jul 3rd 2013 at 9:46:15 PM

A mighty atomic powered artillery cannon that can cause a galaxy to collapse in on itself if fired on the right point.

Durandal positron cannon

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OmegaShadowcry Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man from The Arena Since: Mar, 2013 Relationship Status: Gay for Big Boss
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
#2124: Jul 4th 2013 at 8:31:39 AM

Starship-mounted heavy artillery, designed to punch through absolutely anything it needs to. First mounted on the Marathon.

Who's That?

"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
KnightofNASA Since: Jan, 2013
#2125: Jul 4th 2013 at 8:36:42 AM

A taser that have enough voltage to kill an adult, and can be fire at five hundred meter range. Under development from DARPA.

Kamikenshi no toufatsu


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