A blue scimitar forged thousands of years ago in Syria. Legend has it that its blade grows sharper and stronger every time it splits a victim in two.
The Cajun Claw
No beer?! But if there's no beer, then there's no beef or beans!An abnormally large crab claw with a make-shift flamethrower mounted inside. May be used as a shield.
133-O "Lightstorm" Prototype Electro-Photon Cannon
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"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalousA massive cannon with three embedded barrels. When fired, it releases a large ball of ball lightning that, in addition to vaporizing the target, releases sun-like levels of luminance on detonation.
Duality Revolvers
edited 17th Apr '13 7:14:53 PM by Anomalocaris20
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!a couple of revolvers.
the first uses normal ammunition, while the second uses white thaumaturgy.
used together, they can be used to both heal and kill, and used to unleash a Yin-Yang Bomb
Accuser's Arm.
(btw, the Accuser is an unfallen Satan.)
so much to do, and yet... here, it feels like one cannot do anything but lie here and sleep forever.An engraved cross made of pure silver, studded with ruby and trimmed with gold. Despite the low durability of the materials, the cross is surprisingly strong enough to take a direct railgun shot unscathed. Another unusual property of the weapon is that it projects a semi-visible, blade shaped aura that can cut anything deemed 'heretical', such as satanic imagery, individuals who has committed many crimes, and hard drives filled with harder sub-genres of Metal music. For some reason, the aura is unable to harm anything else that isn't heretical. Scientist are currently investigating any alleged divine properties behind the cross.
The Astral Shotgun
Nothing seems to have changed. But perhaps one day it will.Kinetic Incredulous Codpiece Kicker
It's a boot with an Expospeak Gag attached.
Destiny Tweak
Curse the ill fortune that led you to me.a sword with a golden blade that can alter the flow of time and space each time a hit connects.
Eclipse Breaker
All things are lawful for me, but all things are not expedient: all things are lawful for me, but all things edify not.The Quartermass is a large, cannon-like device that can either halves or doubles the mass of an object. The Pit, on the other hand, is a special mine that instantly create a deep hole in the ground without harming anyone standing above it. While both doesn't sound too threatening, the combination of these devices can greatly reduce the mobility of particularly fast opponents. In fact, they can be an effective mean to dispatch ChickenWalkers and HumongousMechas.
Rocksteady's Custom Shale Cannon
Nothing seems to have changed. But perhaps one day it will.At first glance, it appears simply to be an ordinary, if not highly decorated scepter; it's made of oak, has intricately carved Japanese kanji carved upon it, and is crowned by a golden bulb. However, when it is picked up, the bub starts to glow a faint, golden light. When taken outside, the bulb will glow brighter, and the kanji will also start to emit light as well. And then, the magic happens. Let's say that you say the word "Burizādo". The bulb's light changes from a majestic golden glow to an eerie pale blue. One of the symbols- the kanji representing the word "Blizzard"- shines brightly, and then slowly comes off of the scepter, floating in midair. Suddenly, it explodes in a blindingly bright flash of light, and a single snow flake falls. And then another. And another. Soon, there is a full-blown snow storm surrounding you, but miraculously, not touching you, for the scepter protects you. Congratulations, my friend- you have used The Scepter off the Queen of the Eastern Sky.
Oh, but wait, there's more! Let's say you tire of your god-like control over the weather. You simply twist the bulb, and it pops off, a small metal blade attached to it. Sure, it looks ridiculous at the moment, but just wait; when you want to use it, you simply lightly squeeze the bulb. The round chunk of glass slowly morphs into a golden handle, intricately carved with images of dragons and tigers. The metal blade elongates, and it too gains intricate carvings, these showing trees and flower. This blade possesses the ability to eliminate any and all magic by any means of contact- you don't even have to stab it, you can just smack it with the blade. It's that simple.
So... yeah.
Maine, Plymouth Rock, and the Golden Rule
YOU'LL PAY FOR THE WHOLE SEAT, BUT YOU'LL ONLY NEED THE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDGE!!!Maine is an airborne battlecruiser, Plymouth Rock its largest cannon, and the Golden Rule the small nuclear missile Plymouth Rock can be loaded with. It is a weapon of last resort, hence The Golden Rule... "Do Unto Others As You Would Have Them do Unto You."
Chicken Fingers
edited 25th May '13 6:49:00 PM by Scrounge

A very ornate and surprisingly light greathammer. This weapon is rumored to be used by the Demiurge himself as he shapes the known universe. As such, the hammer is able to transmute anything it hits into whatever the wielder desire. From transforming lead into gold, stone into flesh, or even hot plasma into ice cream. Additionally, no known side effects has been observed when wielding the weapon for an extended periods of time.
Azul's Damascus-forged Slashing Cleaver of Disembowelment
Nothing seems to have changed. But perhaps one day it will.