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ArmoredFury Kirby's Dream Land (1992) from a land embraced by the sea, loved by the heavens (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: I like big bots and I can not lie
Kirby's Dream Land (1992)
#2076: Apr 17th 2013 at 6:14:12 AM

A very ornate and surprisingly light greathammer. This weapon is rumored to be used by the Demiurge himself as he shapes the known universe. As such, the hammer is able to transmute anything it hits into whatever the wielder desire. From transforming lead into gold, stone into flesh, or even hot plasma into ice cream. Additionally, no known side effects has been observed when wielding the weapon for an extended periods of time.

Azul's Damascus-forged Slashing Cleaver of Disembowelment

Nothing seems to have changed. But perhaps one day it will.
TyeDyeWildebeest Unreasonably Quirky from Big Rock Candy Mountain Since: Dec, 2010 Relationship Status: How does it feel to treat me like you do?
Unreasonably Quirky
#2077: Apr 17th 2013 at 6:56:22 AM

A blue scimitar forged thousands of years ago in Syria. Legend has it that its blade grows sharper and stronger every time it splits a victim in two.

The Cajun Claw

No beer?! But if there's no beer, then there's no beef or beans!
OmegaShadowcry Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man from The Arena Since: Mar, 2013 Relationship Status: Gay for Big Boss
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
#2078: Apr 17th 2013 at 6:18:31 PM

An abnormally large crab claw with a make-shift flamethrower mounted inside. May be used as a shield.

133-O "Lightstorm" Prototype Electro-Photon Cannon

edited 17th Apr '13 6:18:44 PM by OmegaShadowcry

"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
Anomalocaris20 from Sagittarius A* Since: Sep, 2010 Relationship Status: Love blinded me (with science!)
#2079: Apr 17th 2013 at 7:14:33 PM

A massive cannon with three embedded barrels. When fired, it releases a large ball of ball lightning that, in addition to vaporizing the target, releases sun-like levels of luminance on detonation.

Duality Revolvers

edited 17th Apr '13 7:14:53 PM by Anomalocaris20

You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
Passerby Since: Jan, 2013
#2080: Apr 17th 2013 at 9:50:39 PM

a couple of revolvers.

the first uses normal ammunition, while the second uses white thaumaturgy.

used together, they can be used to both heal and kill, and used to unleash a Yin-Yang Bomb

Accuser's Arm.

(btw, the Accuser is an unfallen Satan.)

so much to do, and yet... here, it feels like one cannot do anything but lie here and sleep forever.
Alma The Harbinger of Strange from Coruscant Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
The Harbinger of Strange
#2081: Apr 18th 2013 at 1:08:43 AM

A flaming sword that shoots a jet of fire directly at the target when pointed, wielded by a righteous agent of God to punish the sinful.

The Silver Cross

edited 18th Apr '13 1:09:00 AM by Alma

You need an adult.
ArmoredFury Kirby's Dream Land (1992) from a land embraced by the sea, loved by the heavens (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: I like big bots and I can not lie
Kirby's Dream Land (1992)
#2082: Apr 18th 2013 at 2:54:09 AM

An engraved cross made of pure silver, studded with ruby and trimmed with gold. Despite the low durability of the materials, the cross is surprisingly strong enough to take a direct railgun shot unscathed. Another unusual property of the weapon is that it projects a semi-visible, blade shaped aura that can cut anything deemed 'heretical', such as satanic imagery, individuals who has committed many crimes, and hard drives filled with harder sub-genres of Metal music. For some reason, the aura is unable to harm anything else that isn't heretical. Scientist are currently investigating any alleged divine properties behind the cross.

The Astral Shotgun

Nothing seems to have changed. But perhaps one day it will.
TyeDyeWildebeest Unreasonably Quirky from Big Rock Candy Mountain Since: Dec, 2010 Relationship Status: How does it feel to treat me like you do?
Unreasonably Quirky
#2083: Apr 18th 2013 at 5:37:33 PM

A shotgun that uses pure, unaltered space as its ammunition. Every target that gets hit by a projectile ceases to exist altogether, in a reaction not unlike the collision of matter and antimatter.

Lil' Pedro

No beer?! But if there's no beer, then there's no beef or beans!
Victin Since: Dec, 2011
#2084: Apr 18th 2013 at 5:45:00 PM

A tiny, tiny little pebble, forged by the Old Ones who forged the whole universe at the point of its creation, made of the original, pure elemental rock. Up to scale.

N - Dimensional Fancy Santa

FergardStratoavis A Fluff Ringer from Bellveins (Troper Knight) Relationship Status: A gay little love melody
A Fluff Ringer
#2085: May 21st 2013 at 2:30:50 AM

Codename for nuclear warfare that, thanks to advancements in technology, can be deployed in every adjacent dimension to the homeworld one.

K.I.C.K.

Plumbum The Plum and Only from Chichester, United Kingdom Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson
The Plum and Only
#2086: May 22nd 2013 at 2:44:40 PM

Kinetic Incredulous Codpiece Kicker

It's a boot with an Expospeak Gag attached.

Destiny Tweak

Curse the ill fortune that led you to me.
crimsonstorm15 shine on from A parallel universe Since: Jan, 2012 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
shine on
#2087: May 22nd 2013 at 2:56:27 PM

a sword with a golden blade that can alter the flow of time and space each time a hit connects.

Eclipse Breaker

All things are lawful for me, but all things are not expedient: all things are lawful for me, but all things edify not.
TwentyTwoSevenths i seee youuuu from somewhere Since: Jan, 2012
i seee youuuu
#2088: May 22nd 2013 at 4:54:32 PM

A BFG with ammunition so big that it's capable of destroying the moon. It is to be used very carefully.

Vice's First Punishment

YOU'LL PAY FOR THE WHOLE SEAT, BUT YOU'LL ONLY NEED THE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDGE!!!
Victin Since: Dec, 2011
#2089: May 22nd 2013 at 5:23:43 PM

A button-activated nuke which instantly targets the closest vice-president to one-hit kill said person, making it one's first and last punishment.

Quasar World… Entertaining… Robotic… Trolling… … YMCA

Premonition45 Since: Mar, 2011
#2090: May 22nd 2013 at 7:49:28 PM

A robot programmed to do the YMCA dance so that time-bending beams shoot out of its hands.

Quartermass and the Pit

ArmoredFury Kirby's Dream Land (1992) from a land embraced by the sea, loved by the heavens (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: I like big bots and I can not lie
Kirby's Dream Land (1992)
#2091: May 24th 2013 at 1:05:25 AM

The Quartermass is a large, cannon-like device that can either halves or doubles the mass of an object. The Pit, on the other hand, is a special mine that instantly create a deep hole in the ground without harming anyone standing above it. While both doesn't sound too threatening, the combination of these devices can greatly reduce the mobility of particularly fast opponents. In fact, they can be an effective mean to dispatch ChickenWalkers and HumongousMechas.

Rocksteady's Custom Shale Cannon

Nothing seems to have changed. But perhaps one day it will.
Passerby Since: Jan, 2013
#2092: May 24th 2013 at 3:10:55 AM

a cannon that shoots stones of random sizes, shapes, and types, with sharp shale rocks being the most common.

the Scepter of the Queen of the Eastern Sky. the Knife of the Thaumaturge.

so much to do, and yet... here, it feels like one cannot do anything but lie here and sleep forever.
TwentyTwoSevenths i seee youuuu from somewhere Since: Jan, 2012
i seee youuuu
#2093: May 25th 2013 at 6:42:50 PM

At first glance, it appears simply to be an ordinary, if not highly decorated scepter; it's made of oak, has intricately carved Japanese kanji carved upon it, and is crowned by a golden bulb. However, when it is picked up, the bub starts to glow a faint, golden light. When taken outside, the bulb will glow brighter, and the kanji will also start to emit light as well. And then, the magic happens. Let's say that you say the word "Burizādo". The bulb's light changes from a majestic golden glow to an eerie pale blue. One of the symbols- the kanji representing the word "Blizzard"- shines brightly, and then slowly comes off of the scepter, floating in midair. Suddenly, it explodes in a blindingly bright flash of light, and a single snow flake falls. And then another. And another. Soon, there is a full-blown snow storm surrounding you, but miraculously, not touching you, for the scepter protects you. Congratulations, my friend- you have used The Scepter off the Queen of the Eastern Sky.

Oh, but wait, there's more! Let's say you tire of your god-like control over the weather. You simply twist the bulb, and it pops off, a small metal blade attached to it. Sure, it looks ridiculous at the moment, but just wait; when you want to use it, you simply lightly squeeze the bulb. The round chunk of glass slowly morphs into a golden handle, intricately carved with images of dragons and tigers. The metal blade elongates, and it too gains intricate carvings, these showing trees and flower. This blade possesses the ability to eliminate any and all magic by any means of contact- you don't even have to stab it, you can just smack it with the blade. It's that simple.

So... yeah.

Maine, Plymouth Rock, and the Golden Rule

YOU'LL PAY FOR THE WHOLE SEAT, BUT YOU'LL ONLY NEED THE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDGE!!!
Scrounge (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
#2094: May 25th 2013 at 6:48:45 PM

Maine is an airborne battlecruiser, Plymouth Rock its largest cannon, and the Golden Rule the small nuclear missile Plymouth Rock can be loaded with. It is a weapon of last resort, hence The Golden Rule... "Do Unto Others As You Would Have Them do Unto You."

Chicken Fingers

edited 25th May '13 6:49:00 PM by Scrounge

Passerby Since: Jan, 2013
#2095: May 25th 2013 at 7:13:55 PM

a gun that shoots chicken claws from nowhere.

the Cherub's sword.

so much to do, and yet... here, it feels like one cannot do anything but lie here and sleep forever.
Scrounge (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
#2096: May 25th 2013 at 7:19:58 PM

A flaming sword that burns hotter than the sun. Though it can purportedly be used only by the righteous, it has often been a tool of opression and injstice.

Godslayer Cannon

Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#2097: May 25th 2013 at 7:23:30 PM

A giant, white cannon, with golden markings, that fires GOD.

Spear of Pallas

FergardStratoavis A Fluff Ringer from Bellveins (Troper Knight) Relationship Status: A gay little love melody
A Fluff Ringer
#2098: May 26th 2013 at 5:27:13 AM

Heavy-caliber sniper rifle, capable of punching through the heaviest armor with ease. It's, however, very heavy and has a wild recoil, making it a weapon of choice only to the most specialized snipers.

Phobos.

OmegaShadowcry Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man from The Arena Since: Mar, 2013 Relationship Status: Gay for Big Boss
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
#2099: May 26th 2013 at 7:52:14 AM

A high-frequency wave cannon that feeds on fear. The weapon then refines that feeling and fires it back at you tenfold. With the force of Ninja locomotive.

Slender Harbinger

"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
TwentyTwoSevenths i seee youuuu from somewhere Since: Jan, 2012
i seee youuuu
#2100: May 26th 2013 at 9:49:53 AM

A set of eternally decaying wooden pan-pipes that, when used, summon Slenderman. It's essentially a dog whistle, except Slenderman instead of dogs, and pan-pipes instead of whistles.

Buggerall

YOU'LL PAY FOR THE WHOLE SEAT, BUT YOU'LL ONLY NEED THE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDGE!!!

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